With all the combat buffs kids have been getting, I think it's time to give that old weirdo in gloves some love.
I think that if you Neighbor was able to grab an item if it was coming at him from the front would make combat require more skill from both the kids and the Neighbor. For the kids, it would encourage attacking the Neighbor from different angles and swerving around him. For the Neighbor, it would encourage concentration so that he'd be able to deflect an item.