#secret-neighbor
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yes by jumping off the railing like a lemming
People run and jump from the balcony but there is an easier way.
cry
That easier way is my SEKRET.
its going on the shelf
Nope.
theres not any other way my dude
There actually is lol.
now is the time to explain ur SEKRET
nu. :c
look it doesn't count if you're the neighbor
Fall on window?
🙄
Or go to side and fall above garage
Fiiiiiine I'll tell you.
yay
you transform and don't take fall damage
You jump on top of armchair_2 and then jump and turn the light off.
You can do it as a child or the Neighbor.
that's not how that works
It works for me.
ill try it now
Do I have an exclusive build or something random? lmao.
They may have patched it but I highly doubt they did.
that chair is smaller than the stairs
I hate waiting
But a lot closer to the light.
The patch is today fluff
cheers, I drew a detective on paper
also they said eta was today
wait
devil are u gonna stream the update
yes
works
what works
Jumping on top of armchair_2 and then jumping to turn the light off in the main room.
I hope it’s soon
I used my big brain to figure it out whilst everyone just yeets off the balcony trying to get it.
but the balcony way is easier
It isn't reliable.
why not
And gives you fall damage making you vulnerable.
Works for me
Yeah it takes some tries to do
What is this?
A Bundle
well if you're trying to turn off the lights then obviously you're alone
Bundle
it was for limited time i think
Containing HN and SN
It's a bundle of Hello Neighbor and Secret Neighbor.
Ahh
they added a new look for the snow i just noticed that
im hoping tomatoes in christmas update
why tomatoes
there was a pic
I just turned off the light that fast using my technique that the "NEIGHBOR" text hadn't faded out yet.
and there was no tomatoes
Snowballs
oof
Proof that it is more efficient.
ok
Do you know anything about the update?
New tomatoes
Dyari said 2 hours left
Yes?
Which is a prediction, not confirmed.
how does he know that then
idk
@tribal lintel is a moderador?
most sn updates come Around this time so Expect the Update to come in the Following Hours
?
?
the sonar
what about it
looks cool when it goes far
Ok
it's been there since the very very first alpha
imagine TB made a live stream of a countdown for sn xmas
I wanna the new characters
And then a countdown behind the countdown with zen stuff
yeah lol
alex knows something
Banned
but the countdown was made missing by negbor
It was made simming by Santa Neighbor
Imagine they add gun reload
30 second reload time.
If u miss u can pick the bullet back up
Like you have to hold down a button for 30 seconds.
No
that would be kinda op
Like 10 seconds max
since its 1 hit kill
ok
snowball gun when
If you shoot the gun should drop out of your hand because of how much force was shot out.
how long now
Since they are only kids.
A big one.
not a real one
Ok
I shoot nerf guns and there’s no kick at all
That wouldn’t affect it
Nerf guns don't knock people to the ground in one shot from the other corner of the room.
what if you load it with real bullets
Neighbor never wake up
Cue Alpha 3 Neighbor crying
why are we questioning hn logic though
A banana can break a window
Empty milk cartons can break a window.
in sn you can break doors down with cans
Music helps plants to have different effects, HN took it too seriously
Nicky also is the strongest human on earth, so that explains the window breaking
Hardcore metal and your fireplace turns on
does everyone want to see something angering
sure
every single window
I never noticed that.
the uvs are stretched and look horrible
The UV's are ugly.
i don't even know how long they've been there
and remember the small arch in the kitchen has no collision
Yep.
Yeah too, did no one report it since then?
also that arch blocking the stairs up the the greenhouse from f2
It's that high quality that I can't send the original file without having Discord Nitro.
Don't know what is up with these gloves though.
wh
It's on both hands.
ok that's just scary
It makes me want to seperate my fingers
I'm looking at all the snowman images and it's really noticeable but I'm not going to go against my word.
lol, the Detective is mimicking the Neighbor.
the neighbor couldn't get there in time so detective just filled the role for him
Same thing happened with the Launch Trailer.
coincidence? i THiNk NoT
oh boi xmas update when
Today
cant wait
update should come out today, right?
Yep
yes
Yes
y e s
bruh
They never give a time I don't think.
Devil timezones exist you know? 3-4 could mean AM for some lol.
It's currently 18:03 in the UK.
It's usually around this time they come out.
Ok boomer
same
Why y’all do military time
I think christmas event will be on 24.12.
I want to play it today.
Half of the time I always have to play them on Fridays.
Instead of the day it comes out.
You dont have to be detecitve to find out why...
Cuz of the time.
Where are those christmas skin screenshots from?
The press kit
bruh it's 20.08 rn, I need the update now
I hope it is at 3 or 4 like devil said since I'll actually be home for this one then
I doubt they will, unless they are willing to jump that far in updates
i think it's like in the patch 1-2 version of the game on xbox
Xbox One users have it bad.
cmon
atleast before you could block keycard doors
that's how old the version it is
hello chat,
Hello
(●’◡’●)ノ
what are you doing
Waiting
I want turkey server
what
I want turkey server
i am turkish
Ooh.
is it just me or some people got christmas update
Wdym
I did not take
I live for this man now. He is perfect.
no
idk im just confused
who are the moderators of this server
Why?
Hello
How are you
I'm trying to be good you
They will only add a turkey channel if they have mods to moderate it, which they don't, and enough people in that community to make the channel
And that doesn't give you the excuse to speak other languages in English chat
stop
Did they get muted by Dyno or removed from the server by a mod?
Kameron you're a bit late lol.
me playing
How dare you have fun. 😮
I thought the update is already out ow
He looks fantastic
i literally thought that the update was out but my friend dm'ed me
sn christmas will come out in about 1 hour
since updates come out at 8pm gmt for me
Sometimes they come out at 18:00 and 19:00 GMT as well.
Because tB always launches stuff on Thursday
Not always.
I mean after HS they have
I can play today oh yeah
but I gotta leave for an hour after 2:30 and watch the update come out while im gone
When the upt come?
nobody knows
¯_(ツ)_/¯
My Christmas wish is that Updates are more frequent for the xbox.
They have separate teams and Xbox build has more bugs than the PC build
They have had 2 months to fix them
To be fair they should've caught up by now but I'm not sure they have.
Sorry xbox developers BUT PLEASE give us CHRISTAMS
Hopefully the next update will basically be Patch 7.
That might be why there was no update
So just skip from 3 or whatever to 7.
For Xbox
Yh
omg neighbor snowman is very beautiful I will marry her (well, you probably got a joke
😀 )

The graphics looks good
The renders look great.
Ik
yup
PC
is sooo lucky
i think same
They made a lot of Neighbor renders for the full release but they are super grainy.
So they remade them but this time they have red and blue lights or whatever and they are not grainy anymore.
I wish they made a red and blue and a normal white version.
I undervolted my GPU and CPU and SN runs super good
The normal white version being this
Wow
Wow
I'm hoping this update fixes lobbys and maybe anticheat
?
They should've had an anti-cheat from the beginning, I'm pretty sure there is some basic stuff in the files but they are not even enabled.
According to others that is.
I don't know how Unity and all that works. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Chas I take it that is your prediction?
about anti-cheat developers are trying to make anti-cheat on some sort of green house m13 spoils everything (I don’t want to offend the green house m13)в
So is anti cheat a cheating device?
👏
I'm just going to watch this chat mainly because Secret Neighbour needs an update
xbox for lifee
who last talked to the developers?
Probably Aidan
ok
That GreenHouseM13 should be banned for being a cheater
what?
what?
how interesting
when I go into the secret neighbor’s discord, I see a new photo (well, at least it's cool)

and
Why has secret neighbor start to die a bit?
good night
linko becuase of hackers
If the update does come out in 16 mins, and it isnt on xbox, may a PC player send a couple screenshots of the new stuff please
ok
Thx
ok
i hope comes in 16 mins
Double thx
anyone want screen shots of the update?
Wow
Wowow
Theses are from the press kit by the way, we don't actually have the update yet unfortunately.
0/10
"I can still see where I'm going"
- Pigeon
this is epic the epic
We don't want another Hello Neighbor Alpha 3 incident do we? 👀
Halloween Alpha was nice.
Nope, please no
It was dark and good.
There's no necessary for flashlights.
Just make a patch where you remove flashlights.
Just make a patch where there is carrots
I gave a dev a thing that hackers used cause I befriended a few
Befriended one of those hackers
10 minutes
apparently
I know it's patchable
8
its 6 im pretty sure
it's 7:54 for me
!
It'd be nice if they would just clarify a time. 🎉
cause i'm an english boi
Same with me Dyari
There is a tiktok account called @secret_neighbour and it has loads of clips of gaming on secret neighbour, go take a peek
yo 3 mins
YASS QUEEN
now 2 mins
2 minutes
we're this close

hi alex
oh hi alex
Alex!
wait what's happening
how u doin
1 min yall
Hey don't get hyped, i'm the other alex, not the one that leaks stuff and everything 
ALEX please tell us when the next xbox update is. Please
what's happening right now
But hi, i'm great, how about you guys?
alex, we get hyped to see you because you're epic
If it doesn't come out in the next 3 minutes it's going to be funny seeing everyone's reactions lol.
extremely great
some seconds...
and im doing great
0 mins... wait
"omg why dis update nut come ouT? that's it i deletus game!!!111"
I'm doing great Alex, I'm not being watched.
Hi Alex vido
-1 mins 
c a t
And now we wait.
what's happening
we've been lied to 😠
Dont trust the chat lmao nobody knows for sure but the devs
Nothing, just people speculating about the release of the next patch @mossy escarp
This is why you shouldn't get your hopes up from people on the internet. 🙂
i got my hopes up crap
Oh my goodness that is a lot of arrows lol.
it went from 1 to 8 really quickly
when you get angry 😡
hEy GuYS nEw rELeaSE cAnDIdaTe tHE paTCh wILl hAPpeN sOOn
Yeah, I expected it to stop at like 3 or 4 and it just kept going.

Why are you mocking people Alex? 😮
dude where is patch v927654323456789098765432345678909876543567890987654323456789.0?
for me the usual release for patches is at 3 or 4 pm, so im gonna wait a little bit for that time
so funny i forgot to laugh >: (
for me it's 8pm
its 2pm for me lol
that is cute cat emoji
So funny that it cured my 096-2
some patches come out later too, so we shouldn't expect it to be rn
There is a reason why they said ETA in that reply on Twitter.
now its mine
As they themselves didn't know.
what's QA stand for again
quality assurance
oh
i mean the 2 PM release wasn't even confirmed so we can't even say if there was a delay or not
New update will be good
I wonder what went wrong?
Perhaps the servers were struggling? People were falling out of the map etc.?
For when the update?
again i don't think it was a delay, since again the 2 pm release for the update was never confirmed
Here its 21:05
its 3:05 for me
Oh
for me its 2:05
its 12:05
2 pm for me
For when the update?
It'd be nice if Hologryph and or tinyBuild gave some clarification. :c
9pm
if alex n comes online then thats a good sign
yeah
gn
to everyone asking what the hour and minute is for the release: the hour is when its and the minute is done
^
so at when its:done the update will release!
OMG 😂 😅
hey guys the update will be out in 2.6 hours, 37 minutes, 1.543 seconds, and 1 millisecond get hyped!!
I miss old kids
signed, every person on this discord server who speculates the release date for the christmas patch
everyone here be like "q u i e t"
because everyone died of age
"they just couldn't handle waiting a couple extra hours."
died waiting for this patch
I was really hoping for a Christmas update trailer. Like animated
def
honestly ill take anything new related to the update
Neighbor: (still has a house)
Also neighbor: (looks like a homeless)
Neighbor in red sweater screaming like Kevin?? When?😂
I imagined it as it starts out at a random house and it cuts to a shot of the roof with the chimney. A dark figure approaches the chimney and looks down. A few of the classes are sitting around the fireplace when suddenly the fire goes out and the Santa Neighbor drops down and goes for them. It cuts to a shot of the outside where maybe Inventor, Bagger, and Scout are making a snowman, only for a pile of snow to like move and the snowman clown to pop out
honestly the neighbor in that photo looks like a homeless guy who still loves the holidays
i feel like most of their trailers are rushed :(
and spent his life savings on the santa outfit
They are not! These seasonal stuffs actually look great
oh and as soon as i buy the new santa outfit, i will show an interesting combo for the neighbor
well, in the launch trailer bagger was literally motionless when at base
Dunno how to feel about this neighbor tho
I liked last year's outfit
I don’t get why they made the Neighbor’s eyebrows so blocky in SN
if they release the old santa alongside this new one then that would be cool
but we are already getting 2 outfits so its fine
Like the new one could be sold for like $1.50 like the Halloween costumes while the old one with the reindeer sweater can be bought with coins
did they delete those photos
Hello
Also, red eyes?
brown eyes, which is still weird because his eyes are normally green
Where do u guys get the keyart from? I mean, the new
in the press kit
Presskit on the Secret Neighbor website
Ah,there's a new one?
Yeah why are his eyes brown and not green?
I love the foyer lighting
Dark lighting
Thats main room
The foyer/main room, this is.
I can't find them in the presskit, which is why I asked if they were deleted
ok yoda
wait a minute
The Christmas update looks sweet
how long have I been missing this
oh lordy
honestly, this new map looks way better then the christmas alpha
they are putting way more detail into it this time
I love how they even changed up windows. Like some of the foyer and library windows are barred off
oh neat
they did? i need a pic of it
wait they are?
bruh I was neighbor, ran and got all the generators, Then all of a sudden I hear 5 locks come off
a bagger and another dude took off 5 locks in 1 second
and I still won
clutch moment
I hope its JUST that window
OH SNAP
i wonder if its randomized or if its a permanent thing across all windows 🤔
lots of s n o w
i hope tHATS the only window
I hope it’s randomized
Generator locations should be randomized
having it randomized would be so much nicer
how big is this press kit
to their old positions
1.56GB
Guys
Guys. Scout looks like Noodle from Gorillaz, I just realized it now
ooP??
Not rlly
yeah just realized
and what I mean by how big it is, It's still not done downloading
The hair
But they should make cosmetics as reference to Gorillaz. Detective as 2-D, Bagger as Russel, Scout as Noodle, and idk who would take Murdoc’s place
beard boi
They'd have to be careful with copyright and all that.
neighbor xmas outfit head on pumpkin neighbor's shirt...
The Neighbor's beard in the new game coming out is better. c:
Nah, just said it. Ofc they r different
It’s actually just called the “Survivalist” costume. It just happens to be a orange puffy jacket
Beard makes him MUCH older
And they technically made " Woody" Detective
Ik there’s a beard but
it's shaved
There’s also been the OTHER recent thing with a beard
o?
More photo pls
No, um, how is it called
Beard starter pack
They make him look like this a bit. Slowly, soon
Maybe this is connected?? They both have beards in mostly the same shape and position on the chin
these Christmas models are too good
19 min possibly
hope so
Yeah, the next game will probs happen after sn
😭
the pumpkins are in those screenshots, what if they listened...
jan 1st removed
lol, you voted remove them, I voted Leave them till next year
Also, this is the best combo ingame. Don't @ me.
@copper escarp but what if i did @ you
but I use the speedrunners outfit more
devil neighbor from concept art maybe?
Hn alpha 1 concept art
Devil neighbor skin
That actually be cool
I'm currently in that age, where idk how to feel about this
Who is responsible for that?😂
I want devil neighbor. We need that
Hologryph
honestly they show way less of that beard in the render's then the in-game model
WHY
press kit
Frozen crossover
building a snowman / jk
Huh
you can download the presskit on the website
Smowballs will be put around the map
i wonder if snowballs have the same effect as tomatoes
I want the man to have a snowball throwing animation
old
scream in pain
probably
it is the clown neighbor skin
yeah, cuz we saw the other one
Invite him. He will melt
or wanted
and they already removed them, AHHHHHHHHH
we all hate the pumpkins at this point
im onto you hologryph
What? Don’t you remember the traditional Christmas jack-o-lanterns
WAIT NO-
I hope we get a return of the
turkey
We need PRESENTS not pumpkins
yes
Pumpkins will become the main characters
Hello pumpkin
bring back PRESENTS from the ALPHA
Present box with a pumpkin in it'
presents are back
they are coming back
secret pumpkin
Six pumpkins. One of them is a giftbox in disguise
maybe it wont be today : (
yeah, I doubted
Yeah
Christmas, but Mephisto appears instead of Jesus D:
maybe in an hour, I wouldn't be surprised if it was then
alex isn't even online
It comes, when it will be done 🤷
as soon as the Christmas update drops I’m buying everything in the store
same
i have 10k coins waiting for this moment
They should make you be able to cash in real money for in-game stuff
...
So you can still buy the kid skins even if you haven’t played enough rounds
Like make it cheap tho so like a dollar is 10k or .50 cents are 1k
Coins*
its in the game already 🤦 for the costumes at least
If anyone accidentaly has a coin farming server, please pm me
I'd love to actually get some coins 😂
if a dollar was 10k people would be getting like 200k super quickly
I have arrived
hey Classic
Maybe make it more expensive idk
oh lmao, your nick was removed
But they need a way you can cash in real money for the coins
oh i'll definitely be making a coinfarming server after the patch
I mean, a discord server would be cool too. Or a private chat, to see who's online and when
If I had like 1k coins, I'd be more than fine
Sucks that the xbox custom server names cant be changed
im gonna play SN for a bit while waiting
Rn theyre just your player name as the title
When are you guys adding the christmas skins & christmas update ( presents )
today
maybe
possibly, ETA is today
and the releasecandidate updated
the release candidate doesn't really give much info tbh
except for the fact the update is ready to be launched
TB is holding it from us
oh, the last one, I thought you meant again
i feel like they share the same attributes as the characters they were marked as, and thats why they chose those characters
lmao, that's a wiki
don't get your hopes up too much: but me personally i think the update will release at 4 PM central time
same
i... just got kicked the second i entered a quick game
and i was the neighbor too...
👁️
What does this mean? 😮
Is internal what the devs play?
And the release candidate is what the QA play?
And then Patch 7 is what we play?
yeah i think so
I've never really understood the terms.
I know release candidate is something to do with a build just before release.
Is the update out
Nope.
If it even comes out today. :c
i think it will
ah lovely, an Internal update, dammit
The half of the wikia is nonsense, fyi
yeah
Im calling it, 38 minutes
same
Makes sense
looks more like something out of an 8 year old's hello neighbor.exe fanfiction
static
who wants to coinfarm after the patch comes out
i Am Go- i mean kidnapper.
probably not gonna coinfarm, but will play the game a ton
obv I won't be coinfarming right away tho, bc I wanna find secrets
what leaked screenshots
I think he meant the presskit ones
i will join a coinfarm zpefm
if alex (the ceo) comes online that's probably a good sign that the update will come soon
Alex | CEO was online for like 2 minutes earlier today.
Also, film noir detective is some cool stuff as well 👀
Classic Surniak. 👌
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You're welcome guys
i just realized, his eyes are brown
bro
yes
what id alex is on offline mode to keep it a suprise
thats why they looked so odd
nice file names
click on them
@vagrant flame come back pls
i dont know what the freak happend
hey at least we have snow
and pumpkins...?
oh yeah, the images are still going thru bc they're so big
we did get all these images earlier
yeah
*read
ye thx, i dont speak english
*read
...
its a joke...
maybe when the new item shop comes out the new update will
thats what i think
because new skins
also ZPEFM before we coinfarm we should do mayak
yeah, I thought they got deleted
I just didn't see the button for the full presskit
yeah I will
wait a second, sn has a updste?
not yet
update*
we wish
not yet
Cmon😭
what
WHAT
i mean the small updates
WHAT
oh, that might just be nothing
it might just be steam verifying your game
it does that once in a great while sometimes
🤔
they would post and annocement
yeah
it happened to my HN one time
Classic did it so happen to update on October 31st? 🤔
everything seems normal
no, it was back in march
yeah i know about the mod update
Ok so you've not lived under a rock. 👍
kam are you pranking us?
reposted 100000 times!
3rd time today you've posted this.
yeah
Or more.
i know
Please stop, it was funny the first time. It's considered spam at this point.
Thank you for being understanding. 😄
oh, I didn't see it, meh, I could still look up
i might make a new one, but the problem is what should it be about
stuff around the neighbors house: exists
stuff around the neighbors house: shiny
It was the Brave saying "Don't kill me thanks" or whatever.
the past 2 memes i've made about sn were just missing memes
Yeah, me and my friends noticed that Day 1.
I noticed that the Detective's hands stop moving whilst holding on to the door before the door stops moving.
It looks jarring.
My friend then noticed his head clipping.
kamera skalic
Two mistakes in the space of 3 seconds lol.
i dont like the way he starin at me
let me stalk a game in peace
tbh i dont think motion capture fits the hello neighbor characters
snowy b o i
haha he is blind now
Poor snowman. :c
@copper escarp No

secret neighbor is cool™️
GUYS
what
:((
ok
sorry lol i had to
👏 😂 👏 😂 👏 😂a
y u bully
funnnee i laugh
I look forward to reading the patch notes
This is not a joke I like reading patch notes
same
Update on December 24th hahahahaha
haha...
what
hahahahhahahaha WHAT
@frigid wasp lol
ok lol we in same game
I dont knwo if you guys knew about thsi feature but theres a feature called Mark As Spoiler
for those screenshots
where?
When you post it
ooh
when is patch coming out?
i thought they meant an in game thing
if you don't want spoilers dont look here
we dont know
I cant wait for those bugs and glitches to get fixed
i dont care about the new stuff rn, just want to the old stuff fixed
btw, anyone wanna coinfarm
oof
I just said "yeah" in all caps
did they add the updatye guys
i made my new neighbor meme
ok
no, update isn't out yet
o ok



