secret-neighbor

[copper escarp]

Oh ye Brazil

[past orbit]

Brazil is good

[copper escarp]

Nearly everyone in my school are chavs and aren't virgins

[past orbit]

omg

[devout merlin]

That's nice.

[copper escarp]

So yeah thats a thing

[devout merlin]

Let's move on.

Because that's rude.

[past orbit]

what is rude

[copper escarp]

So twenty one pilots

[marsh cargo]

#588816202932158469

[past orbit]

k

[copper escarp]

Oh ye oops

[devout merlin]

[past orbit]

i want play this game too i was getting too bored to use the pc as notebook

[copper escarp]

Guys we need to stop complaining about the alpha release, I am sure the staff/devs are doing there best to get it to us ASAP and there working hard so we need to cut them some slack and stop

[feral sorrel]

they are trying their best to bring the alpha closer to the public so wait

[copper escarp]

-_ that’s what I just said but kay

[copper escarp]

if the alpha email releases I would say it would be about 7-8pm BST

[gusty cliff]

Hi

[mossy inlet]

Hi

[vague verge]

Gues what if secret neighbor summer alpha comes today

30 june

🇹🇰 - 🇬🇧

[vague verge]

For me secret neighbor full version will cost 40km

@verbal zinc how can you play secret neighbor summer alpha is not out

[verbal zinc]

this was from Xmas last year

[mossy inlet]

That’s christmas alpha

[vague verge]

Ok

What if summer alpha comes today

[mossy inlet]

It should come any moment

Always check you emails

[vague verge]

I dont get emails so if it come say me im the discord

[mossy inlet]

Ok

[vague verge]

Tnx

[mossy inlet]

Did you sign up?

[vague verge]

Yes a have acc

[mossy inlet]

For alpha

[vague verge]

David774

[mossy inlet]

Ok

Then wait

[vague verge]

Fortnite summer Royale is out i think secret neighbor summer alpha is out today...

[regal gulch]

no because there wasn't an announcement

[vague verge]

Sad

Im going to watch secret neighbor on yt bye

[mossy inlet]

Bye

It could take a while now

I’m bored

It should come today

[tropic radish]

Yes

I wanna play this game

I was too bored to use masks as grenades

[mossy inlet]

Any news?

[tropic radish]

Yes

Your coming.

[mossy inlet]

?

[tropic radish]

Without

Saluting

[mossy inlet]

Ok?

Still nothing

I think it comes

[tropic radish]

Wow

I'm disappointed now

[vague verge]

Gues

Any news?

[regal gulch]

#announcements

news will be there

[vague verge]

@regal gulch ok

[candid oracle]

Im excited about this

Summer alpha comes when fortnite summer is out

i think

[vague verge]

Fortnite summer is already out

[candid oracle]

yeap

i know

everybody says samsung one is is so slow

[vague verge]

Then why you said it comes when Fortnite summer is out

[candid oracle]

i thinking this.

i mean when its out 5 or 6 days later is out i think about this

[vague verge]

I think it comes today or 4th july

[candid oracle]

july 4 or 5

im so excited

i never played but im a sick of hello neighbor i played always

when hallowen alpha i had a geforce 210 pc and it never works after got gt 630 pc with 12gb ram its compatible no lag

in my old pc i see everything black with no lags.

when this alpha over is it comes to steam for free or paid im thinking about this too

[mossy inlet]

I think the full game comes for epic games

[fleet phoenix]

@mossy inlet that would not make any sense

[mossy inlet]

So maybe you have to buy it

Ok

I just thought

[candid oracle]

say no for epic games again slow download

already i added to wishlist on steam

i always get 5mb download at steam

[mossy inlet]

Ok

[copper escarp]

hell yea my guy

that is good

[sage basalt]

that's so cool

[vague verge]

My secret neighbor is updating is summer alpha out??

[past orbit]

Idk

I think gonna out tomorrow or today

When release he alerte

Alert*

[wise bloom]

really?!?!?? @vague verge

[past orbit]

@wise bloom no

[wise bloom]

he said it is updating

[past orbit]

Us no

Is*

[dull temple]

Hey uh Any news?

[mossy inlet]

Maybe secret neighbor summer alpha comes today at 17 pm

[glacial light]

No

nobody announced it.

[mossy inlet]

Umm

[glacial light]

you can just wait. JUST WAIT. And that's all.

[mossy inlet]

Ok

However

What will be new?

I play Roblox

[vague verge]

There is New update 500mb

Secret neighbor

Idk for you gues

[random comet]

you dont have to be angry at noroyon, @glacial light

[past orbit]

Who is angry?

[random comet]

Joit.

[past orbit]

Why he is angry?

[random comet]

Noroyon is just saying that SN is coming today at 17 pm for a guess

and joit is like

"No, nobody announced it. You can just wait. JUST WAIT. and that's all."

[past orbit]

The @vague verge

Say have a new update

[vague verge]

Yes

[past orbit]

Man don't have for my

[random comet]

no they dont have a new update

[past orbit]

:v

R.I.P LaucherSecretNeighbor.exe

[random comet]

when it came to 19 december, [rellease date of christmas alpha] we didnt have a ping about it in the morning.. so it might be today

[vague verge]

Then what is this

[random comet]

Idk, could be a old photo you posted.

[past orbit]

Look

True

[vague verge]

Its not

[random comet]

put another not in the word

"Not not"

[vague verge]

Do you want a time or somethink to believe me?

[past orbit]

Don't have update

See

[vague verge]

Thats for you

See ya

[past orbit]

It's for everyone

[random comet]

Yep, old photo he posted.

[past orbit]

@random comet do u believe him?

[random comet]

no

[past orbit]

Man fake news cause ban

Maybe the david have unistalled the game

[random comet]

@vague verge, Show proof by a photo of you playing

no old photos this time.

[past orbit]

Yeah

[vague verge]

Dude im not playing

[mossy inlet]

Omg

[past orbit]

Fake

[random comet]

hold on

[vague verge]

Its not

[mossy inlet]

David you have an update

[vague verge]

Yeah

[mossy inlet]

But not summer alpha

[past orbit]

@devout merlin

[vague verge]

It is

Its an update

[random comet]

show your calendar

[mossy inlet]

How can I trust you David?

[past orbit]

Man its fake

[mossy inlet]

I’m

[vague verge]

If it work i will send you a pichture

[past orbit]

Is not real it's a old image

[mossy inlet]

I know

He faked

[random comet]

Let's see guys, 😃

[mossy inlet]

Ok

[random comet]

hes 100% lying

[past orbit]

K

[vague verge]

Lololo

Idk

[past orbit]

Tell the truth

[vague verge]

Its just sais updating secret neighbor

[random comet]

why'd u laugh then?

[teal chasm]

If it was an update there would be an announcement

[past orbit]

@teal chasm yes i said that

[mossy inlet]

Yeah

[teal chasm]

You only said it was fake

[past orbit]

@teal chasm look more up

[vague verge]

Gues idk if it fake

[past orbit]

In the chat

[mossy inlet]

I think David is liying

[vague verge]

Idk

[teal chasm]

Dum dee dum

[random comet]

me too

grr: me 3

xd

[mossy inlet]

Is you update done David?

[random comet]

watch its gonna say like Easter alpha is over thanks for blah blah blah

[vague verge]

No

[past orbit]

The channel from tinybuild don't have anything

In yt

[mossy inlet]

playing

[vague verge]

Here internet is really slow

Im downloading with 101kb

[mossy inlet]

Ok

[random comet]

they release the trailer when everyone can play now @past orbit

[past orbit]

@random comet i know

[vague verge]

Yeah

[random comet]

show a photo then, David774

of u in game

[vague verge]

Wait

Dude how many times I have to say

[past orbit]

I gonna give print screen to everyone see

[vague verge]

Game isnt udated yet

[random comet]

hold on

[past orbit]

How is fake

[random comet]

GRR lets talk in private chat

[past orbit]

K

[random comet]

ok dood

[random comet]

show steam and the calendar

not only steam

[kind glade]

can we play now?

[random comet]

no

cuz hes lying

[past orbit]

No

[vague verge]

My calendar is wrong it sais 22.6.2019

[kind glade]

its summer tho

[past orbit]

lol we take him

[vague verge]

?

[random comet]

show proof

show ur calendar

[past orbit]

fake bruh

[vague verge]

My calendar is wrong

[random comet]

guys

[kind glade]

wait grr can u play it?

[random comet]

ima show proof it doesent work

[past orbit]

@kind glade no

[vague verge]

I can pithcure me and update

[kind glade]

but it says u played it

[past orbit]

if i open says the easter alpha has finished

thanks for u participating

[vague verge]

In my first computer too

This is 2nd computer

I have two computers

[past orbit]

call some moderator

[vague verge]

How

[past orbit]

@ and the name from the moderator

[vague verge]

And i have to turn off my phone cuz this download is really really slow

[past orbit]

the best thing is wait

let him with the lies

[random comet]

we are gonna just watch his black screen

[vague verge]

Alright just 5 more minutes

[past orbit]

yah

[vague verge]

I know when the update finished

[random comet]

What's this then?

[vague verge]

It will say ester alpha is over bla bla

Yeah that

Im not 100% sure

Im downloading secret neighbor on my second computer and it sais updating

Probably there is no summer aloha

[random comet]

drum roll please.

[vague verge]

I think its coming 4th july

[past orbit]

i think its coming 1 july

[random comet]

how about NOT july and in august

[vague verge]

Noo

[random comet]

why july im gonna be in vacation

[vague verge]

Im on vacation school is over

[past orbit]

in august my vacation finish

[random comet]

in august my vacation finish too

[vague verge]

If it comes in july or august i can play it

My vacation is over 1th septembar

But my vacation starts yesterday

[random comet]

how do u guys have such good internet

[vague verge]

I have it to

Im in my moms house

Here internet is shit

[past orbit]

in my daddy house the internet is a shit

too

[vague verge]

There is no summer alpha

We need to wait

[past orbit]

i know it's fake

[random comet]

i have fujitsu too

[vague verge]

I have Panasonic

[past orbit]

i have a positivo

Lenovo*

[vague verge]

This is my tv

[past orbit]

cool

[vague verge]

Yeah

[past orbit]

mine tv is LG

who is u pc?

[vague verge]

My?

My pc is mutant

[past orbit]

why

[vague verge]

my computer has parts of all computers

It can play every game

[past orbit]

omg

[vague verge]

It cost 600$ I think

[past orbit]

the pc from my daddy it's like that

[vague verge]

Haha cool

[past orbit]

he build it

[vague verge]

Wow your daddy is genius

[past orbit]

if he unistall some programs the pc gonna run like the nasa computer

[devout merlin]

Why the ping?

[past orbit]

can play some games in ultra

the david say the secret neighbor have released a new uptade

[vague verge]

I can play battleflied 5 in ultra

[past orbit]

cool

[vague verge]

Yeah

[devout merlin]

There might be an update ready, doesn't mean much else.

[vague verge]

There is no New update

[devout merlin]

Just relax and stop bickering.

[vague verge]

It sais easter alpha is over

[devout merlin]

There will be an announcement in #announcements when things happen.

[random comet]

imagine a ping in #announcements came right when david said "it says easter alpha is over"

[vague verge]

I can't wait

[past orbit]

lmao

man just relax

[random comet]

classic gaming mistress, invisible again.

[devout merlin]

For now, if someone is posting pictures, ignore them.

[vague verge]

Haha

[past orbit]

Invisible man

[vague verge]

Alright I have to go see ya

[devout merlin]

I'm on vacation and you all are losing your minds.

[past orbit]

see ya

[devout merlin]

Now chill out.

[past orbit]

why

k

[random comet]

am i the only one here thats not on vacation?

invisible gaming mistress is nowhere to be found

[devout merlin]

...no duh.

Why does my status matter so much?

[random comet]

uhhh

me thinking of a lie

[devout merlin]

Exactly.

[random comet]

how long does it take for u to type

[oak marlin]

yo is it actually impossible for you guys to calm down?

[devout merlin]

Now find something else to obsess over, like the game since this is the chat for it, and not "Why is GM invisible."

[oak marlin]

I thought the immense begging for the Summer Alpha would have died down by now

let the people work it out, the longer the wait, the higher chance of higher quality

[devout merlin]

Chciken, I'm about to make change out of your $5 butt.

[past orbit]

lmao

[devout merlin]

I just woke up, don't have my glasses, and not in the mood for your quips.

[random comet]

xd "$5 butt"

how to be savage

1. be gaming mistress

2. say this "Chciken, im about to make change out of your $5 butt."

and boom bada bing the coast is done

[past orbit]

Anyone know what have ocurred with the Tealltale games?

[coarse meteor]

l

[devout merlin]

#588816202932158469, GGR

[candid oracle]

how did i get secret neighbor on steam

everybody is had on steam with alpha

did i just word the code to steam?

thats good to hold alpha on steam.

[past orbit]

yes

[native panther]

When the summer alpha is available, will it be announced in #announcements ?

[devout merlin]

Yes.

[copper escarp]

please link to download secret neighbor

[random comet]

But in the morning when the christmas alpha was released, then we didn't have a ping about it, until like night i think?

[sage basalt]

omg so hyped :}

[copper escarp]

same

[sage basalt]

when it comes out I'm gunna be like the flash just be straight on there btw first time playing

[past orbit]

lol

[sage basalt]

lol

[past orbit]

i want to play too

[sage basalt]

ye but we just have to wait

the waiting game

[past orbit]

yep

[sage basalt]

lol

I hope I have some people playing with me like friends I know

[past orbit]

lmao

[sage basalt]

:}

[sage basalt]

some person said its out for them :/

idk if their lying

or not

[marsh cargo]

Of course they are.

[sage basalt]

oh

kk

just checking

[marsh cargo]

People that are signed up for the alpha will receive an email when the alpha is out, also, tinyBuild will make an announcement in the server.

[sage basalt]

kk

thx for info bro

[marsh cargo]

👍

[copper escarp]

stupid question: So will they announce the alpha release before the email goes out or will it come at the same time or after the emails ???

[marsh cargo]

Same time or something really close to it.

[copper escarp]

Ok Thanks!

[random comet]

a question: does tinybuild work on the game himself or does other people work with him? example: yulia, mike, lucasc0map.

[wise bloom]

i think tinybuild is the publisher

[random comet]

same

im like 14% sure that its coming today night but idk

[sage basalt]

same but we will have to wait and see

[random comet]

ye

when the easter alpha released i was screaming so hard so my inner demons has been released

[sage basalt]

lol

[wise bloom]

lol

[random comet]

ima do art of how i think the neighbor is gonna look like in the summer alpha

[sage basalt]

kk

[random comet]

its done im gonna have to wait 2 minutes lol

done look in #fanart xd

[sage basalt]

lol that's so cool

[restive quiver]

hi everyone

[sage basalt]

hi

[random comet]

hello back Nanor

[copper escarp]

i feel like the summer alpha will make the game more lighter

cuz all the past alphas the house was dark same at the yard

[oak marlin]

the fact that it's a Summer Alpha doesn't necessarily mean that it'll visibly take place during summer

and I'm personally hoping it really isn't any different from the other alphas, as I want an experience that's as vanilla & close to the full game as possible

[copper escarp]

well the christmas alpha had a christmas theme to it

why wont the summer

[oak marlin]

because, like... what would a "summer theme" be?

[bright jacinth]

i think end of summer

[gilded hinge]

Hello

[sage basalt]

hi

[random comet]

If you look closely, you can see the easter egg house. {credits to devilninja cuz this vid was from him}

[copper escarp]

I already did the Mayak Easter egg

[random comet]

oh yeah

i just remembered

if u wanna see the house close up, activate the event and some kid has to die. and then they can fly to it. they have to be fast about it tho

[gilded hinge]

Hi @sage basalt

[sage basalt]

hey

[gilded hinge]

How are you ? @sage basalt

[sage basalt]

good

you?

[gilded hinge]

@sage basalt I'm good

[copper escarp]

The house is just an Texture oof

[random comet]

fluffkin please change ur profile picture

it makes me wanna remove my discord account

jk

[regal gulch]

[gusty cliff]

Hi

[austere condor]

hey alex any idea when the next alpha is coming

[marsh cargo]

Nope.

[random comet]

s u m m e r

[copper escarp]

@random comet Its tiffany from Seed of Chucky the "Horror" Comedy movie

I like it

Alex what would you think would be a Good Date to Release the Summer Alpha? In your Opinion

[marsh cargo]

I have no ideia, hard to tell.

[random comet]

welp, i was wrong.

i think SN is coming 1st july now.

[regal gulch]

2 days from now?

It's likely coming July not the second it happens

[random comet]

it has a 7% chance that it comes in 1st july for me.

[regal gulch]

Statistically it has a 3% chance actually

[random comet]

i said FOR ME it has a 7% chance.

[regal gulch]

Why for you?

[random comet]

Thats what i think.

No reason to just judge me.

[regal gulch]

I'm not?

[marsh cargo]

🤔

[random comet]

then why are u saying: "it has a 3% chance... not a 7% chance"

[regal gulch]

Because there are around 30 days in July and 1/30 is ~3%

If it were to come in July then each day'd have a 3% chance for the launch of the SN Summer Alpha

[random comet]

it could be 1st july, just sayin'

[regal gulch]

It also has a 3% chance of happening to launch on the 1st of July.

[random comet]

You don't own me dude.

[regal gulch]

I'm not saying I do.

[random comet]

Then why are you saying that it has 3% chance, but my opinion is 7% chance? Huh?

[regal gulch]

Because 3% is statistically correct.

[past orbit]

7%

[random comet]

For me it's 7% chance, so stop judging my opinion.

[regal gulch]

What makes you think it's 7%?

[past orbit]

I think gonna come in 1 july too

[random comet]

that means the day u think its coming is 3%.

[regal gulch]

Because that's correct.

[random comet]

So stop mocking my opinion.

[regal gulch]

I'm not mocking your opinion.

[random comet]

.

[regal gulch]

That's not what mocking is.

[random comet]

Say's the guy that said "You're opinion is 3% chance."

[regal gulch]

🤦

[marsh cargo]

||Move on||

[past orbit]

Stop fight

[random comet]

"Some people move on, but not us." - Chicken 2019.

[copper escarp]

so tomorrow

[random comet]

acutally its 1st july today xd

[copper escarp]

same 4 me

i have BST tiime

thats hard to believe that SN is coming tmrw

[random comet]

imo its a 7% chance its coming 1st july / today

[regal gulch]

It's June 30th

[random comet]

no its not.

[copper escarp]

my dates [-July 1-July4-July 21 ] for SN

[regal gulch]

uh

[random comet]

check ur calendar.

[regal gulch]

It says June 30th

[random comet]

Why does it say 2019-07-01 for me then?

[regal gulch]

Because it's off?

[copper escarp]

because he is in a diffrent time zone

[regal gulch]

Timezones don't make you two days ahead.

[copper escarp]

-00000-

[random comet]

i think us both are from different time zones xd

[regal gulch]

Oh it's because I thought there were 31 days in June

[copper escarp]

@marsh cargo help me out here

[regal gulch]

🤦

[random comet]

my clock is 01:47

[copper escarp]

lol no its 30days

[marsh cargo]

And? @random comet

[regal gulch]

yeah

[random comet]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-shrug-gif-5094560

[marsh cargo]

Exactly

[random comet]

perfectly balanced dude

[oak marlin]

reading that discussion made me lose brain cells

[zealous current]

yeah same

[oak marlin]

in fact, reading anything involving people begging for the Summer Alpha soon makes me lose brain cells

but I understand the hype

[copper escarp]

Instead of hyping over the release day/date,we should talk about what we hope will come in the new alpha and we need to cut the staff some slack and stop hyping/complaining about the release.

I hope that there are new maps

[copper escarp]

Hopefully tomorrow is alpha

[oak marlin]

it's not like I can just say "It's not going to happen tomorrow," but what I CAN say is that I SERIOUSLY doubt that the Summer Alpha starts tomorrow

[copper escarp]

it could be anytime from now to september 23rd

but tomorrow would be nice

or july 4

[oak marlin]

I don't think that the Summer Alpha's gonna be going on at all during September

[copper escarp]

summer ends september 23rd

[oak marlin]

I know

and the full game releases during fall

[copper escarp]

it could be august tbh

[oak marlin]

my personal theory is that the Summer Alpha'll be during late July/early August

[regal gulch]

August is kind of tipping into the fall era

there's a 50% chance it's gonna be in July and a 1.5% chance it's gonna be tomorrow, since there's two months and ~60 days

[marsh cargo]

...

[regal gulch]

What it's just guessing.

[oak marlin]

@regal gulch part of me wants to give you props for calculating multiple chance percentage, and the other part of me wants to call you crazy

[regal gulch]

Tbh, you'd be correct for calling me both.

[oak marlin]

true that

[devout merlin]

Good to see nothing changed while I was gone today.

[glacial light]

[regal gulch]

same business as usual

[vague verge]

Is summer alpha out?

[wise bloom]

no

[vague verge]

Its not going to come today

[wise bloom]

no way of knowing

[vague verge]

Im getting tired of waiting

[feral sorrel]

wait my friend

[copper escarp]

i mean there main tech is online so they are prob working on nerfs buffs on it so its comming very soon my SN had a "update" today

[median plank]

Any updates are still TBD

[mossy inlet]

News about the alpha?

We must wait any moment and any day...

[random comet]

what is TBD

[wise bloom]

Acronym for To Be Determined

[random comet]

mk

imagine the alpha releases next year lel

[wise bloom]

lol

[fresh totem]

lol

[wise bloom]

l o l

[mossy inlet]

lol

[sage basalt]

lol

[random comet]

no remove that

it gives me nightmares

xd

wait

the slowmode is gone

[copper escarp]

wad

oh wait what

it is?

[feral sorrel]

hmmmm

[copper escarp]

alexisthinking

[vague verge]

Waiting 5 years

Lol

[tropic radish]

Is it

Put

Out

Can we play it

[teal chasm]

No

Its not out

[tropic radish]

:(

[mossy inlet]

That’s fake its only just an update not more

Or something

[random comet]

fake

he jsut went into the game and quit when he saw the message

and thats why it says Last played: today

[feral sorrel]

true and thats why we wait for sn alphas

[regal gulch]

He was probably testing to see if it was out yet.

[random comet]

if it was out

there would be a ping in #announcements

[regal gulch]

Again, he was probably testing.

[random comet]

ok frist

why are u acting so serious.

like a movie character

[regal gulch]

I'm not?

You were also calling out "fake" but idk.

[copper escarp]

my game also had a update so i really dont know

[past orbit]

Any news from the alpha?

[regal gulch]

no

#announcements

[mossy inlet]

Secret neighbor might come at 4th july

Not the full game the summer alpha

[regal gulch]

Statistically, that has a 1.5% chance of happening.

[past orbit]

@mossy inlet how do u know

[regal gulch]

They're only guessing, he doesn't "know" anything.

[glacial light]

alpha will be released on July 32

[mossy inlet]

How do you know joit?

And I said because the date feels right for the alpha

To come

[teal chasm]

Maybe you should look at the date joit said again

[mossy inlet]

I did

But did joit know?

But how did joit know?

[teal chasm]

Theres no such thing as July 32

Its a joke

Teehee

[glacial light]

[past orbit]

🇲🇿

lmao

[random comet]

how about july 99

yey

yeet

no slowmode

hahaha

dudududdu

hohoho WRONG neighborliday.

[past orbit]

Lol

4thjuly

[random comet]

im not gonna chat here until the game comes out

xd

[devout merlin]

Relax. There will be an announcement when the alpha goes live.

[past orbit]

lol

why everyone can't relax?

[feral sorrel]

idk man it gets annoying

[past orbit]

yea i know

everyone is waiting

just calm down

[feral sorrel]

play something else to release your mind from waiting

[past orbit]

yeah i am playing crash bandicoot

[oak marlin]

I'm doing stuff for the Steam Grand Prix

[past orbit]

cool

[sage basalt]

err I have nothing to play lol

I'm stupid not to get games

[past orbit]

play paladins

or team fortress 2

[dusk jolt]

it's the steam summer sale and there's a lot of cheap games too

[past orbit]

yeah

[vague verge]

yeah

[sage basalt]

kk

oh yea

ill buy a couple

[past orbit]

i am kidding with my spinner

to relxas

relax*

and forget the alpha

[vague verge]

i tottaly forgot

about alpha

cuz i have a lot of other games

[sage basalt]

oh

cool

I forget after a while of playing games

[past orbit]

i am poor i can't buy any game in steam

[vague verge]

i was in the pool all day

[oak marlin]

@past orbit there's a ton of free games you can get

[past orbit]

yeah i know

but all of the game i see

the one who i like are tf2 and paladins

[oak marlin]

yeah

I was just playing some TF2 just for the Steam Grand Prix

[past orbit]

what is that

[oak marlin]

it's an event that's kinda part of the Summer Sale

it's honestly really hard to explain, but go to the home page of the steam store and click on the grand prix event

you can read about it there

[past orbit]

ok

[vague verge]

lol

[past orbit]

man i enter in the corgi

[oak marlin]

yeah, most people enter the Corgi team because they're the best

[marsh cargo]

#588816202932158469

[copper escarp]

i litteraly sleep all day

to wait on sn alpha

it worked with easter so maybe if i do it again summer will come

[past orbit]

lol

[candid oracle]

Hi

[kind glade]

is it out yet @past orbit

[sage basalt]

not yt

[kind glade]

ok

[sage basalt]

yet

[oak marlin]

there's gonna be an announcement when it's out

[random comet]

the neighbor should look like my drawing in the summer alpha xd

nah jk

that drawing i made of the summer neighbor was horrible.

fingers crossed that secret neighbor is coming today at night.

[oak marlin]

why would it

???

guys, seriously, I'm at the point where I lost my Summer Alpha release date prediction

[random comet]

cuz the christmas alpha and easter alpha came out like in night

[oak marlin]

and that's a reasonable point, but tonight???

[marsh cargo]

Those were different alphas, different situations, can't be used for comparision.

[random comet]

could be, just a guess.

[regal gulch]

There is no way that the Summer Alpha is gonna drop like tomorrow.

or heck even today

[oak marlin]

I'm gonna mute this server at this point, seeing the constant predictions is giving me a headache

@regal gulch you can't really say that

[regal gulch]

There are like 60 days between Now and The last day of august

[oak marlin]

that's like saying every single day that there's no chance the Summer Alpha drops tomorrow, eventually you're gonna be wrong when it eventually does drop

[marsh cargo]

We don't know when it's dropping, we also don't need to keep this everyday, it will happen when it have to happen, please be patient.

[regal gulch]

1/60 is ~1.5%

Each day'd have a 1.5% chance

[oak marlin]

then you can't say then it's not dropping tomorrow

you can say you seriously doubt it, but

[random comet]

i think the devs should put like the release date in #announcements like in the christmas alpha

[regal gulch]

There'd be a 98.5% chance that it's not dropping tomorrow.

[random comet]

it said

Release Date: 19 Dec. 2018

[regal gulch]

Yeah but they don't know it yet.

[random comet]

100,000,000,000% chance that its not coming tommorow

[oak marlin]

no such thing as an over 100% chance

(ik it was a joke)

[regal gulch]

^

[marsh cargo]

🤦

[random comet]

xd

[marsh cargo]

So, we can just wait now and stop with those predictions, it's starting to annoy people, so just stop.

[oak marlin]

yes

[random comet]

This The Tractor Trip Trash Secret {too many t's}

[lunar axle]

secret neighbor key?

[marsh cargo]

#514395609793560576

[random comet]

nobody reads #514395609793560576

lel

[compact sentinel]

secret neighbor key plss

[zealous current]

u have t wait for alpha to release

[past orbit]

is only for my the neighbor in the easter alpha is scary

[copper escarp]

idk why but i have a weird feeling thats its gonna be july 14

[glacial light]

Oh boy

[past orbit]

yeah

[random comet]

question: which rank's can type in #announcements?

[regal gulch]

probably moderators and or developers

[marsh cargo]

Can you please use #588816202932158469 for non SN related conversations?

[regal gulch]

yea

will do

[random comet]

mk

[delicate remnant]

i swear to god if it comes out on july 4th i will die inside

[copper escarp]

why

1st July.. NO RELEASE YET.. im trying to stay Awake.. the only thing i have are Canned beans now

JK XD was a reference to Ratt from Portal

[proven flax]

Wait a minute that’s illegal

[candid oracle]

will secret neighbor use launcher? a rocket launcher 😅

[fleet phoenix]

@candid oracle no

[candid oracle]

and when code comes i will word to steam? edit: thats good finally no launcher i will delete it

[regal gulch]

When the code comes you input it into steam and you'll get secret neighbor but it doesn't work yet because there isn't an alpha in testing.

[candid oracle]

thats good

[oak marlin]

but what happens if you redeem codes now? 🤔 does it go into your library, but it's just completely unplayable until the Summer Alpha drops?

[regal gulch]

The old codes likely don't work anymore.

[candid oracle]

i never played secret neighbor

i cannot played from hallowen alpha

[oak marlin]

the majority of the older codes have likely been used, but hasn't it been said before that old codes will work with the Summer Alpha?

[marsh cargo]

The steam ones work. The halloween ones are useless.

[candid oracle]

because the pc before is soo poorly

[random comet]

im aiming for the big 4th july as release date.

or august

[regal gulch]

[glacial light]

[random comet]

if secret neighbor doesen't come out. "iM oUtTa HeRe!"

[past orbit]

lol

[regal gulch]

What about August?

You have to take the other days into consideration

[oak marlin]

I thought we moved on from debating the Summer Alpha's release to discussing game features that we hope make it and stuff like that... y'know, actual productive conversation topics 🤔

[regal gulch]

nerf brave

[oak marlin]

I guess that's a start

[prisma flicker]

brave's cooldown probably is increased

[random comet]

n e r f - b r a v e

we gunna put a nerf gun on brave?

[regal gulch]

no

[random comet]

jk lel

ok ur profile pic

its making me die lol

[copper escarp]

whats the secret neighbor activation key?

[devout merlin]

#514395609793560576

[lunar lagoon]

whens next alpha expected?

[regal gulch]

we dont know
#514395609793560576

[proven flax]

Oh but hey they never said this summer 😃

[delicate remnant]

yeah they did

[feral sorrel]

wait

ok

[proven flax]

Wait

huh

[grizzled wing]

Wait there’s no summer alpha anymore ?

Or isit just not released yet?

[marsh cargo]

Not released yet.

[candid oracle]

i not spend my time to wait for august... because school

im gonna install some games and get relax till release

[livid pebble]

when will the summer alpha come out

[mossy inlet]

Idk

[forest prism]

Soon™

[mossy inlet]

Ok

[past orbit]

Any news?

[copper escarp]

No

Nothing is new in the recent update

[copper escarp]

is the SN alpha out yet i sleept

lol

[oak marlin]

no

alright guys, seriously? are we actually asking if the alpha is out?

[copper escarp]

no im joking

[oak marlin]

OH

lol, sorry man

I'm getting so tired of people like "WHeRE is THe ALpHA?"

[copper escarp]

yeah i agree

[oak marlin]

hard for me to take a joke at this point

[copper escarp]

welp its off to sleep again for me

[oak marlin]

oof

[mossy inlet]

So exited to wait again because I hate waiting

lol

I gonna play some Fortnite

[mossy inlet]

lol

I’m bored

[past orbit]

!specs

[nova yoke]

These are the minimum specs to run the game:

OS: Windows 10 64-bit
Processor: Intel Core i5-3330 3.0 GHz, AMD FX-8300 3.3 GHz
Graphics Card: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 760, Radeon R9 270
RAM: 6 GB RAM
DirectX: Version 12
HDD: 5 GB of Free Space

We recommend playing on Windows 10 for stable performance, Windows 7 users might experience connectivity issues.

Even if you meet the suggested requirements remember: Part of partaking in alpha tests is that you are knowingly and agreeing that you are playing a very unfinished state of the game; that is bound to have bugs and lack of optimization. Alpha tests are done specifically to have users help find bugs.

[candid oracle]

i had windows 7

2gb of dedicated memory? thats means its compatible

my dad made my windows 8 downgrade to 7 and im discouraged because gpu is from 2012

im used customizergod to change brand logo

[copper escarp]

I mean it would run on a low res

but im not sure

im sure they will fix the windows 7 bug but you can try running the game next alpha due to last one being optimized @candid oracle

[glacial light]

"minimum specs to run"
"GTX 760"

[copper escarp]

i was able to run it on a intel 4400 i3 core on windows 10 at 800 600 at 30 fps fine

so maybe it will run

[mossy inlet]

Maybe

Maybe it will run

[copper escarp]

just Maybe

Its funny how there are still secrets in the Pre Alpha nobody has found

from Hello Nibur

and Secret Nibor but only youtubers could have found them and they didnt

lol

[mossy inlet]

lol

I triggered a secret ending in hello neighbor act 1

Might be a bug

I report that bug

doesent matter now maybe

[tough pawn]

I hope the summer alpha comes out in the summer. :------------------------)

[oak marlin]

nah, I don't think it will personally

[copper escarp]

Then why the F would it be called summer alpha?

[oak marlin]

it... it was sarcasm

[copper escarp]

bad sarcasm

[oak marlin]

there's no such thing as "bad sarcasm," only bad senses of humor lmao...

[proven flax]

Did they say it was this summer

i could be next

[oak marlin]

🤔

[proven flax]

🤔

[past orbit]

thinking emoji intesified

[oak marlin]

YES

[wise bloom]

y e s

[candid oracle]

gtx 760 same with gt 630 because dedicated memory is 2GB

[glacial light]

What!?

[glacial light]

means, gtx 1050 same with gt 630 because 2gb too

[glacial light]

the gtx 760 is much better than the 630. if you didn't know, even if you put 20 gigabytes of memory in the 630, the gtx 760 would still be better.

[candid oracle]

i had 12gb ram on pc

i run games on 30fps

like ps4 lol

[copper escarp]

!specs

[nova yoke]

These are the minimum specs to run the game:

OS: Windows 10 64-bit
Processor: Intel Core i5-3330 3.0 GHz, AMD FX-8300 3.3 GHz
Graphics Card: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 760, Radeon R9 270
RAM: 6 GB RAM
DirectX: Version 12
HDD: 5 GB of Free Space

We recommend playing on Windows 10 for stable performance, Windows 7 users might experience connectivity issues.

Even if you meet the suggested requirements remember: Part of partaking in alpha tests is that you are knowingly and agreeing that you are playing a very unfinished state of the game; that is bound to have bugs and lack of optimization. Alpha tests are done specifically to have users help find bugs.

[copper escarp]

haha yes i have 8gb RAM

[fluid latch]

Is it possible to play secret neighbor on right now?

[oak marlin]

nope

[fluid latch]

Sad

[oak marlin]

yup

[fluid latch]

When will it be on?

[oak marlin]

the Summer Alpha will drop sometime during, well... summer... and the full game releases sometime this fall

[fluid latch]

Nice

[oak marlin]

yeah

keep an eye on the announcements channel for info

[fluid latch]

If i have redeemed code on steam, i don't need to do it again for summer alpha

?

[oak marlin]

I personally don't know the answer to ath

that*

[fluid latch]

Ok, thank you for helping out.

[oak marlin]

no problem

[devout merlin]

If you've already been in the previous alpha, you should be set for the next.

#514395609793560576

[past orbit]

finally nobody say nothing here all day

[copper escarp]

;-; im too hyped i check my email every hour

[regal gulch]

You could also wait to get a ping in announcements

It's easier

[copper escarp]

the the same kinda

but i still have the weeird feeling in my gut that it will be July 14th ~my gut is never wrong~

[past orbit]

lol

i have played team fortress al day

all day

to forget the alpha ;-;

[regal gulch]

You can wait.

[past orbit]

yeah i now

u photo is like a photo from a bot

[fluid mason]

It might come out on the 4th of July?

[oak marlin]

perhapp

[regal gulch]

very unlikely

[oak marlin]

how is it "very unlikely," exactly?

[marsh cargo]

Just wait for it, we don't have a date confirmed yet.

[delicate remnant]

I hope it's NOT July 4th

[oak marlin]

why is that?

[delicate remnant]

I have a 6 hour marching band parade

In 100 degree heat

[oak marlin]

well, it's not like it'll only last one day...

[delicate remnant]

It's my tradition to play it for 10 hours on the first day tho

Plus I'll be behind everyone else with secrets and whatnot

[oak marlin]

that's... understandable, yeah

I see what you mean with all that

[random comet]

forget this i want it to come december 9019.

xd

[regal gulch]

just wait

[random comet]

mk

[copper escarp]

Wut up

[fallow kettle]

wait i dont know how to get the launcher

[feral sorrel]

we dont use the launcher we use steam also the alpha is unavailable

[candid oracle]

@copper escarp i had 12GB ram

i think tomorrow its coming because its july 4th

[copper escarp]

what relevance to 4th of july does the summer alpha have?

yes, its a special day for some people but that doesnt mean it'll come out on that day.

[feral sorrel]

yellow has a point it might not be on july 4th but maybe somewhere after july 4th

[candid oracle]

yeap

when game reveal i will cut this neighbor's mustache Xd

[mossy inlet]

Nobody knows the release

Just wait

[nova yoke]

nono0069YT#3182 was kicked, invite link

[mossy inlet]

Ok neighbor bot

[copper escarp]

guys did the summer alpha start i sisn't check my email

[oak marlin]

no, it didn't

[copper escarp]

oh

So me and my Friends made the Language called Wayron Croobian. Its the Language HN uses on signs and stuff that means we can possibly read them. But without the Russian Letters. I bet the Dev's are proud of me :))

[devout merlin]

There will be an announcement in #announcements

There will be a mass ping.

Until that happens, no, the alpha hasn't started.

[copper escarp]

Ohhhh yeaaaaah M a s s ping

can you tell me when will the summer alpha start maybe

638373 Messages

Uhm in the summer

well it is the summer, but will it start soon, in this month?

Prpb

[devout merlin]

No, there's no date.

Just have to wait.

[copper escarp]

soo it's like a suprise thing

Im expecting it to Come out in a few days

when i asked someone a few days ago they said maybe in 2-3 days

[oak marlin]

I would recommend not expecting anything

[ancient flax]

i expect it releases 2 minutes ago

[oak marlin]

what about 4?

[proven flax]

Well lets think when the last alpha released? mabye the date is the same?

[past orbit]

is hard wait

[random comet]

my guess is that its a 3% chance its coming 19 july

or august

[copper escarp]

august is a bit late don't you think, btw i'll go for a few hours so i can't respond

[proven flax]

Maybe on the 6th thats when last one came out

[random comet]

last alpha came on the 19th

also they are different alphas

[oak marlin]

hasn't a point been made before to not predict the Summer Alpha's release date by using the dates of other alpas?

[random comet]

76586758967% sure its not coming today night lel

[oak marlin]

it's not

[hollow pike]

@oak marlin i mean you have a point, however each alpha before has released on the days around 19-21st, so you can see why people would see a pattern

[random comet]

i said 76586758967% sure its not coming today night

[hollow pike]

i have a release date for it though

[random comet]

mk

[hollow pike]

when it’s ready

[copper escarp]

^

[random comet]

then u dont have the release date

if u had the release date u would tell us.

[oak marlin]

@hollow pike that's fair enough, following the 19-21st pattern, but the annoying thing is that no one else seems to be following this pattern, instead they seem to be tracking the EXACT dates of different alphas dropping

[random comet]

not just keep quiet about it.

welp

ima Yeet outta here

[hollow pike]

or wouLd I

ok bye

[random comet]

s i k e

Secret neighbor really has a secret release date.

[hollow pike]

fall

[random comet]

summer alpha is coming somewhere in summer

[copper escarp]

there tech is online and the others as well so maybe its gonna come really soon

[random comet]

if the summer alpha came out in fall then it would be a Fall Alpha

[copper escarp]

yeah

[hollow pike]

just because their tech is online doesn’t mean they’re working on it

they could just be on discord

[random comet]

wdym tech

[copper escarp]

i did not SAY there working on it

[random comet]

what tech do u mean

[copper escarp]

i know pan1c mode works on the game they also worked on the new anti cheat

[random comet]

oh

pan1c mode is a tech

i thought u meant the bots

[copper escarp]

lol

[hollow pike]

yes, dyno makes secret neighbor

[copper escarp]

yes

[random comet]

wait why is the neighbor a bot

runs

[hollow pike]

advanced so

ai*

[copper escarp]

wait weres alex vido hes normally on right now

well as far as i seen

[hollow pike]

ono he dead

rip

[random comet]

hes offline hehe

the neighbor must've gotten H U N G R Y