#secret-neighbor
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Please remember not to abuse the reactions. It is against the rules and not very cool.
https://tenor.com/view/please-lion-king-pretty-please-gif-12999985 when people want date for alpha
^I agree with
soonโข
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Kevlo why with the soon you making me in inpatient ๐ฃ
i have problem. I forgot my email and i dont know how to play secret neighbor now. Please Help :C
Well secret neighbor is not open soooo..
but i played it like 3 months ago. But i forgot my login
also idk on what email i have this acc
Yes 3 months ago, but no alpha is announced
@copper escarp just sign up for the alpha at the website and wait for the next alpha.
The neighbor got you
Why are you in all caps
But it did not
i know
So we wait
They will make an announcement with the everyone ping.
^^
ok
thx'
when is the next alpha coming?
We don't have a date for it yet.
The answer is the same as my last message above.
hi
Grrreatโข
me too
I am not a fan of pewdepie
ok
is there a new alpha
No.
Im so hyped for the next alpha
If only they had the exact date.. but it shouldn't be long. :D
If this goes on for any longer I might lose my mind xD
yeah guys did you see the march dev update/letting us know hat they are implementing it will take a WHILE
and alex and Keith drinking there soda
They did not explain all the new info in the video very well..
What is important is that what soda they were drinking
i wanna play the game
me to but they didnt lunch the alpha yet
oh
i dont know nothing about the game because my computer broke and thats where i had this account
Hi
Can we get a mod to delete the giveaway
-_-
When is the release of the secret neighbor ?
hello code secret neighbor plz???
When is the release of the secret neighbor ?
what
Read #514395609793560576
And what about RELEASE ?
there is no release date just yet
(((
Anyone that has the alpha key b4 no need to get new one right?
if you get a steam key before and a new alpha starts no theres no need to get a key
how do i get the alpha
thanks
vgรถ
Legit last night I dreamed that I was playing Secret Neighbor
It was pretty great, not gonna lie
For some reason I was terrible at the game tho
Well, in my dream it got kinda bad
Bro, you seem to have my dreams cloned in your mind
Ever had a dream about the apocolypse?
Multiple times
64 bits?
or 32 bits?
64 bits @mellow egret
secret meighbor is out?
No.
What ever happen to box hat from the first trailer of the game?
Not really i just want to know what happen to it
true... What happend to the BOX HAT? Sad if it was scrapped. Maybe the box hat could be like the pot?
its a box
the abilty for kids to jump on each other
hopefully the next alpha is more optimized
the last one was with the 9..9 update that fixed that
yeah 0.9.9 is over say hello to 1.0.0 alpha
1.0 is launch.
Probably or 0.9.9.1
Ok
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God dangit man
inb4 angry people thought it was the alpha
I thought it was a new alpha :C
Same
same lol
Is the servers working?
N U
No. @inner phoenix
When will they be?
We don't have a date yet.
Oh boy, they used the wrong logo again. ๐
Aw, when I saw there was a new announcement, I thought there was a new Alpha. But slow and steady wins the rane
Yeah, i'm hyped for the next one.
Yup
hum
Hello
The next update is incredible, we do not have a date yet, but stay tuned!
It i s ?

Hey could you guys give us a release date for this game or something and can you confirm whether it is coming to switch
We want the next alpha to have no bugs, performace problems and other details so we need some time to do several tests
K thanks
That's a good sign
We don't have a release date yet and the release platforms are on #514395609793560576 any other platforms are not confirmed. @copper escarp
Ok just checking the game is looking pretty awesome can't wait to play it
Imagine a new alpha all of a sudden.
Will there be a reward for alpha players? I.E. In game cosmetic to show you where in the alpha?
that'd be great
It probably is coming to Switch, since there was a Nintendo switch that could spawn in the house. @copper escarp
how would they filter that though.
they would just
Steam accounts
take all the players who played during the alpha stages in the servers
and give them the cosmetics and also
people who have the SN alpha item in their steam account
That would be pretty cool if they got an exclusive costume for the neighbor or something
It's a relatively easy filter,

It would have to be through steam inventory if that were to happen
ye
Well i guess some alpha players might be left out, mabye?
Hopefully not
no they would check players steam account
well there's also people who used the launcher
Yeah i was thinking about the launcher boys/girls
Hey guys
Like Kevlo said it would be an easy filter
just one question....
Yes?
Ye
What do you guys think of an event on the server? something related to emojis
yeah that would be cool
??? Explain it a bit thorough?
Again ping in announcements and i already read it
Maybe neighbor emojis
the best emojis customized for the server I can give awards like...
Good job discord
@copper escarp :p
Soon, possible next month
cool
Fixed? @copper escarp
i hope that this alpha is worth the time, because we've waited longer than usual
im excited though
yeah
So are there two alex's? bit confusing
Ye
lol alex number one and alex number two
So how would the emoji thing work?

my god what is that lucas
a lul hahhah
@fierce ruin 
ok im happy with that
Hey tossed
hey alex
how are you?
noooo
yes!
@reef stirrup
lucas send that to alex plz
Release date??
under arrest for dead memes
Sometime โข

XD
ricardo 
Hello 
I'll think about rules, organization and awards for emojis event
I don't have nitro to use those
you will have to face the
for now @fierce ruin

What up alex head
the first one i can handle the second one need to burn
Ikr
Good, I'll go to my guitar to study, good night.
I wish the update had a new house, but unfortunately from what we've seen i don't think there's gonna be one

bye lucas
delete this
I am sorry.
When will there be another alpha?
They dont know.
Ok
@copper escarp I asked, and apparently there might be a randomly generated house in the final game
That would be cool
nice
And make the game ALOT harder
im referring to the next alpha
Oh, probably not then
a new house, not randomly generated but hand made would be REALLY nice
especially since we've been playing in the same house since the first private test
they have a kitchen
sad moments
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XD
why did they tag us again what
Will secret neighbor come back?
Yes, we just don't have the date for the next alpha yet.
i broke the game yesterday and this happen
and this
i just wanted to hear the title mus
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honestly
now im just gonna go on you tube listen to it for now on
also i blame windows 10
how did you went for that to this?
Yeeyee
idk
i really dont
now it just starts my game at the lobby
with a SN logo
@marsh cargo Hm.. You werent a moderator, you are creator?
What
Hi ||(Sorry 4 my bad English)||
you just said hi why would you warn us about your english lmao
This is just a joke, lol
Sorry for asking, but what does "ascii art" mean? 
yes
r/woosh cha cha
the neighbor is a big mac chin ice cream swirl in his chin and tattos in his chest hair
How can i play secret neighbor
Is the alpha running?
hi
secret neighbor redeem key what ?
?
Can anyone give me a key i dont now how to get
Alpha are closed
:0
Just wait new alpha
tlly
Yes
shit
We need French text channels
No
Ok
Why do people ask questions that will never be answered unless you wait for it? I know I asked ONCE, when I JUST JOINED, but really, just wait, and your answers will be revealed.
There's also a reason there's a #514395609793560576 channel, it's just that people are too lazy to read up before posting something
@glad matrix #514395609793560576
You will get the code when the next alpha releases.
We use steam
how to get key
Just sign up and wait for the next alpha @analog comet and we don't use that version anymore @glad matrix you will need to make sure you're signed up and wait for the next alpha as well.
k thx
This is gonna take forever.. ;-; Hell, if only they could like pay for servers for like idk a year?
I mean that doesn't matter since the game isn't finished
the hype for SN is unreal for me
same thing dude
Get it? 'Unreal?'
A lot of people want that, but we need to be patient.
peep
lol
oof
o o f
- We use steam
- The alpha is closed
- Read #514395609793560576
Thanks did not know further more how can Dazu the dowload make neighbor secret
how do you get secret neighbor i mean like i had the cristmas alpha and no other ones
If you have the alpha on steam you just need to wait for the next alpha, the game is not playable right now.
will it be a update the the old alpha? on steam? @marsh cargo
It will be an update to the steam version, yes.
Yes! thanks!
Why don't you create French Text Channel ?
Because we need an active moderator fluent on that language and people to use the channels.
oof, I was about to say that
I don't come very often because there isn't french text channel but if you create it and you let me be a french moderator,we could come very frequently
It's not that simple, but thank you.
You're welcome ๐ call me if you need help for french moderator
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I like people who likes my help even if they don't need !
Imagine competitive Secret Neighbor
?
Do you not know what competitive means?
Nope (I am french)
oh sorry

Of course they did.
Well, have fun messing with the game files to find out the servers are down.
people can never wait
The only thing they will achieve with that is probably a ban. Have fun.
lol
steam
?
Anyway, let them do what they're doing, if any action needs to be taken it will be, we don't need to keep that subject forever.
No.
k, because someone said I played this yesterday
People say a lot of things.
Wait, hold on is there another way to play it?
No.
Nah, I bet I'm just being an idiot
Just waitin' for that special time, that one announcement ping that will wake and destroy everyone..
" The next alpha is here! "
the chat will go sicko mode when that happens
My friends are playing thy alpha

hmm
welp thats a ban for them
why was my message about calling my friends nerds deleted
nah they would increase slow mode
to 10 hours
Aww I cant be mean.
Can i play it one day
yeah let it open for the rest of they day xd
You can, keep an eye on #announcements @drowsy fjord
When we have a new alpha available they will make an announcement there.
lol if servers cost money then just use your moms credit card! anything is possible XD
I hope
We don't have the date for it yet.
@marsh cargo, can you send me invitation of hello neighbor server?
Wait so people managed to play SN?
nah
?
they did not
Oh, then why did people say it?
Well, even if they did it will not end well for them, so it's not worth talking about.
I really hope that they are able to have the secret neighbor servers open at all times soon
they prob can but servers cost money
Wouldnโt it still cost money for the final game?
ye
i guess they just dont want to spend money at the time
unless tiny or dynamic make a app to host servers free
idk
Maybe
And secret neighbor is available only on pc right?
Alex
Help ;-;
........
Hello darkness my old friend
@manic mountain that section of the server is portuguese only, for key information, see #514395609793560576
Can you stop now please? @manic mountain
@marsh cargo is an alpha for secret neighbour running right now?
No
@copper escarp are u romanian?
Yes :))) @noble cliff
When I open the game, I see only a black screen, hope this is normal
the alpha is not open
Yes, but this happened before 1 day after alpha closed
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Is this happening to you?
no it never happened
โafter alpha closedโ the alpha was closed, reason you may have had issues.
Soonโข enough the alpha date will come, Iโm just as excited
But ... This happened before alpha closed @gritty belfry
@copper escarp they might fix it in the new alpha.
I think it will come on Easter holiday
Hopefully there will be a summer alpha as well
I hope the game will be done by then
hopefully
p e p e
lol
thats me everyday
@marsh cargo, how i send messages to #old-sn-feedback-and-bugs
because i dont have permission
You cant send messages in that channel because that channel is for reporting bugs found while playing the alpha, but the alpha is over right now so no one can send messages in there until a new alpha starts.
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hi
hi
alive ?
hello
is anyone having the information of secret neighbor like what is the size of full game and the download link
Judge by how big the game is currently it can be around 2 to 1.6 GBs big
And there's no full game yet alpha is down @peak pawn
@wild mango i really don't mind answering the same question over and over again as long as people get information and don't spread false rumors, so it's worth.
Ok ๐
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/455497039925739531/559854279679148032/image0.jpg i've been sent this image recently, is this real or not?
That's an old picture from last year.
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Yeah, it's from last year before the first alpha.
oh
If secret neighbor comes out on april 1st, I'm outta here!
That was at this moment that he knew, He screwed up.
Yetis deletis
@random comet No, he was about to find out what happened to the other kids
r/woooosh
lol
Not funny
BEKFAST
what is going on here?
I have no clue.......
breakfast is happening
Ok im outta here gonna play some minecraft
ok
I need all he bekfast I can get for lunch dinner and desert
You can sign up for the alpha
You sign up for the alpha on the Secret Neighbor website, Then when the next alpha starts, you will get an email with 6 keys, then you redeem it in steam. The alpha isnt on right now.
But, the game isn't out yet, so you can only play alpha tests
I can play alpha tests ? (sorry for my english i am polish)
Let me link to were you can sign up for the next alpha
That is how you can lay alphas and more
ok ๐
ok i signed and i confirmed , If the game comes out I will get the key to the game for free?
you will get the key for the Alpha.
good ๐
The game might be Paid or Free, We don't know yet.
When the next alpha starts.
Your welcome.
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H o w .
what?
Lel
who is deleting my messages?
He is! XD
I am, don't bring that kind of stuff here.
but it is legal
...
Yea pretty much
I hate those scams
Yeah same
One time I did see one for Minecraft and it actually did work
Well, we don't discuss that on our servers, so...
Ok sorry
It's even a rule on #rules-and-info
I apologize then
No problem, just be careful.
Ok
You guys want to know how to play secret neighbor?
1:You think about it
2: You go to bed
3: You dream that your playing it
It worked for me
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yes
Its leaked
aye
This alpha will be worth the wait
its almost near q2 but its still in progress which is good
John From California#8496 was banned
So tru
Why canโt I type in #474312022557851668 ?
Because you can't possibly have an issue with the game if it's not playable and people misused it.
The game secret neighbor said 2018ish date: March 2019 .... I get it says ish but FALSE ADVERTISING
pretty sure it said 2019ish
help meh
i havent played this game in a while
it said the chrismass thing is gone
Oof
please someone tell when is the next alpha
no one knows
then in which month is it releasing
@copper escarp Ever heard of a joke?
Duh
when is this game coming out????
we don't know. check #514395609793560576 for more information
Is there a different discord channel for Pandemic Express - Zombie Escape and how can I get an alpha key ( I signed up for the alpha one day ago).?
thanks
Spooky
spook
Very, very scary
If I can't chat in a channel, does it mean I banned?
I'm not saying it happened, I'm just curious
No, it only means you can use that channel.
k, thanks
I cant understand regulamin im from Poland (rules)
@marsh cargo What is Pandemic Express, is it one of your games?
Yes it's a game tinyBuild will publish, it's currently in alpha phase.
Oh
I bet they'll do an April fools prank and
say the new alpha will come out next year
LOL ๐
Remember how I posted that 'Guide' on how to get Secret Neighbor?
It backfired.
I went to sleep, and I dreamt that Secret Neighbor turned into an awful game
So I guess we'll all just have to be patient for now.
it would be cool if we could
customize our Kid characters
In SN to look like Nicky, Diane & Mya
Because we can customize Them
to look like Aaron & The Neighbor
that wouldnt make sense... secret neighbor takes place between act 2 and 3, diane and mya are dead by then, and nicky is in the basement...
but it would be cool
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tbh guys i think the next alpha is on april fools lol
How can i get a key?
I signed me up now its the question, How can i get the key for the pre-alpha
Do i need do wait?
yeah
you need to wait until the next alpha
it usually comes around on holidays
@copper escarp
@copper escarp i have played the game, im sorry i meant between act 1 and 2. but either way, what the other person said would be impossible.
Eh.... maybe...
the next alpha may most likely be released in April i don't know if its true but it might happen we may have to wait and see.
@mossy rover mee to from poland ๐
@marsh cargo Are you working on a new alpha version?
The dev team is working on a new alpha version, that's what they do between alphas.
ok ๐
Daniel4#1901 was kicked
Whys are some many people getting kicked?
maybe because they are not behaving
Probably
This is a good message tinyBuild is trying to tell us
But, nobody listens...
They should listen to u guys more often
tinyBuild is amazing
The people kicked are people that send invite links here.
We getting a new alpha soon? Iknow, i checked #514395609793560576 and #announcements but I wanted to ask anyway
We don't have a date yet.
That's like what half the peiople in this group ask
I feel kinda bad for you Alex Video Casnelli
How you have to scroll through the chat just to answer that same question
Ez he has a dead meme with him
For sure it will be about Easter
Easter alpha neighbor becomes a rabbit
lol, that would be so funny
Instead of disguising as a present, he could be an Easter egg!
Maybe with chocolate stains on his costume
I have no information about it, the only confirmed platforms right now are PC/Windows and Xbox One.
Well i don't have control over that, we need to wait and see.
ioan durston#9962 was banned
yeah it say at #514395609793560576
when does it come out for X Box?
we still don't know anything yet about a full game date or alpha date. P.S when full game is released
i checked
onyl windows pc and X Box one but not for mac and apk and android ๐ฆ
only
why? ๐ฆ
Probably because the game is still in Alpha
probably so it would be easy on the devs
hello you all
hello
whenever the next alpha starts, you will get your key
in a email
hopefully.
but im not making the game so i cant say
they still have alot of work to do
like make sure the player classes are functioning properly.
yeah. i guess. but we could try it out and then tell them what is wrong
yes
idk
on steam it said q3 or something like that
but then they changed it to coming soon
q3 means the last four months of the year
September, October, November and December.
they could have changed release tho..
We think. Remember what happened with the og hello neighbor? it was supposed to come out in july 2017, instead it came out in december. so it is more likely that it is in the later year
we may never know until they announce year
True
you may never know tho, it could come out soon
But that could also mean going into 2020
idk'
i know. i saw in the DEV video that they have added a roof section
add the windmill lol
He would need to live in the city...
they made it bigger I think
really! ive only glitched out in Hello Neighbor
sheesh
really?
thats awesome
thats so cool
thats really cool
woah
have you ever gone into the basement as the neighbor? it's really weird, because the game doesnt end. but you need to team up with the kids
yea
it would be cool, but kinda pointless to expand the basement
but lets be real that would be cool
that would be awesome
can you imagine how hard that might be, to navigate the basement tho
how about the one from alpha 2?
i think he needs the mannequins
yeah
I cant believe that alfa 1 was released 2 or 3 years ago... the days when this all started
when the house actually made more sence
i liked the alpha 1 house
im going to be honest, the way that beta 3 is basically the majority of the full game SUCKS.
yep
what was the hardest act for you guys? i had a hard time on the finale
the way they made the alpha 2 house match with the current artstyle is amazing
act 3 was easy, it was just repeating the beta's
yeah
final act was the worst
it was hard but ok
the thing i like about final act is the way it basically tells you a story without context
but I couldnt get to the shopping cart mini game at first. the finale was... disappointing, shall we say. But my game kept glitching, and it took me forever to get to the umbrellas.
yeah
They called the artstyle we have now "The Dark side of Pixar"
I think that they wanted it to be weirder. Ha ha ha.
wait, did they work with disney
yeah
everything was cool until alfa 4
it is inspired by disney
Is alpha still open guys? Why some people still sending bug reports?
no
Then why?
idk
true
that was weird
when we get revenge on the neighbor (murderous look)
remember that photo in the alphas with the neighbor having a staring contest with that person we called his "brother"
food*
yes
xd
Well I gtg now. Was nice talking
bye!
!specs @real pasture and that channel is for game suggestions only.
These are the minimum specs to run the game:
Processor: Intel Core i3-540 3.05 GHz
Graphics Card: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 650 Ti 2GB
RAM: 4 Gb RAM
HDD: 700mb
Even if you meet the suggested requirements remember: Part of partaking in alpha tests is that you are knowingly and agreeing that you are playing a very unfinished state of the game; that is bound to have bugs and lack of optimization. Alpha tests are done specifically to have users help find bugs.
Why can't i talk in chats only this one
#474312022557851668 #old-sn-feedback-and-bugs and #503634809575309312 are closed until a new alpha is available.
which must be soon
you can't get any right now, check #514395609793560576
Only that one for the christmas alpha
If you got the christmas alpha keys, you should have the alpha on steam and if you do, you just need to wait for the next alpha.
We don't have information or date about the next alpha, we only know we will have another one.
Ok if there is an easter alpha then be fast
Its almost easter thats why
I hope if there is an Easter alpha, that the neighbor is a rabbit
I mean, wearing a rabit costume
I don't. @copper escarp
probably
when will the secret neighbor ??
We don't have a date yet.
okay
how come when you start the alpha, it asks you to make a nickname?
this never happened before
How are you playing..?
on steam, i never uninstalled the alpha
i just saw one of my friends were playing it, so i thought it updated
but it didn't
i think it might be because i changed my name
They will make an announcement when they have a new alpha available, so until you see any announcement about it in #announcements there's no alpha.
People can record gameplay when the alpha is open and post it months after the alpha ended, no big deal.
I guess so!
For when secret neighbor and a new delivery of the main plot?
We don't have a date for SN alpha yet.
Thanks for the info
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I miss the alpha๐ฆ
Will there be an Easter update for Secret Neighbor?
We don't have any information about the next alpha at the moment.
@regal gulch what door
If your talking about the storage door by the basement, it's easy to counter. Block it with a chair and if they're there have a box ready. Easy kill with him cornered there.
the door on the menu screen
Ah
How do I download the game?
Sorry to say this, but I'm only 11, and I don't think that helps me... Sorry...
Not trying to be rude...
@verbal hill basically rn the alpha isnt on so even if you did get a code and download the game it wouldn't matter look a message in #announcements for a new alpha
ohhhhhhhh
You know you must be at least 13 years old to use discord right? @verbal hill
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(she used her age)
The channel #514395609793560576 have some answers you may have about the game and alpha, so read it when you can.
got it.
And if you sign up now as the #514395609793560576 says, you will only be able to get a code when a new alpha is available.
Then you just need to wait for the next alpha, but we don't have a date for it yet so keep an eye on the server and in #announcements
got it mah boi!
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are we allowed to send screenshots in this channel?
SN related, yes.
You should have a confirmation email.
isnt that it?
Oh, yes it is, just confirm it.
i did, and i dont know what to do now
Now you wait.
actually, i lied, i signed up like 4 hours ago
You can try to sign up again to be 100% sure you're signed up, it will show your email is already signed up.
so wait until the next alpha?
Yes.
Nevermind, just wait for the next alpha.
Ah old screen shots
I miss the Neighbor's old face
server its down for everyone?
Good Morning/Afternoon.
Yes. @mellow plume
Hello, does anyone know when the next Alpha comes out?
sadly no
good thank you
not yet
I have a feeling that the alpha is going to come out VERY soon.
same
Same here
Later today: new alpha is out
Notice the developers barely answer our questions now...
It must mean they're working hard on a new alpha!!!
It's probably almost done by now
I really hope the alpha doesn't only come out for Spring Break
Im going on vacation the entire break
It might come out around easter
If the neighbor wore a bunny costume...
Lol, that would be so funny
Ikr
lol
And all the boxes would be easter eggs
That would be pretty funny
Oh, and the radar could be a chocolate bunny!
lol, that would be such a good alpha
hello
It really would
MEEP
MEEP
MEEEEEP
Yeet yeet I like eggs
lol
Wait, can u somehow play Secret neighbor at this time
no
No, but with hacks you could probably play.
k
we should probably stop
I wish I could be at Pax.
same, so i could play the game again
How do I get here?
click games up at the top left
oh gotcha
you get tickets or something, i honestly dont know
i hope something about Secret Neighbor is announced at PAX.
I think I live inside of Boston
Wait where do u live?
I'm just curious so I can see if you think I live in like France or something lol
Somewhere in Northern Ireland.
lol, I live somwhere in new york
nice
Bye
Bye
were?
Dyno (Neighbor Bot) is a good boy
oh yeah
Watch this
Look, he prevented it!
I was gonna send a gif but he stopped it
his basement he protecc
the children breaking in he attacc
but most importantly
he keeps the rules in the server on tracc
(meme)
lol
lol
everybody hit the pencil
hello neighbor [upgrade] ๐
secret neighbor [amazing] ๐
wow
dont get me wrong, i like SN and HN, i just prefer SN
Can i send meme here?
im not sure if @nova yoke will delete it or not
lol
whippity whine
that meme is now mine
No xD
lol
thats also mine
ill credit you tho
pancake drawing of my life
lol
me: breaks into the basement in one go
neighbor:
wow
hello again
hi
hey
hi
where can i download the game?
whenever you sign up for the alpha on secretneighbor.com, you will get an email with keys whenever the next alpha comes out, you redeem the keys in steam and it will start the download
oke thx
Who else thinks that he neighbor in the Halloween Alfa looked like he had not slept in days...
he still does
yes
oof
I was typing something funny...
What we think is in the basement
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Whatโs in the basement ๐งธ๐น๐ป
lol
bye!
wait wheres d
lmao u got it
,,i miss this old days sonโ
Does anyone know if secret neighbor will come out on ps4?
sadly not, but hopefully though
@copper escarp in alpha not man
Guys
yea?
Does driveclub is nice game for ps4? I wanna buy the Racing game
Nvm gonna buy driveclub
ok
True
!specs
These are the minimum specs to run the game:
Processor: Intel Core i3-540 3.05 GHz
Graphics Card: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 650 Ti 2GB
RAM: 4 Gb RAM
HDD: 700mb
Even if you meet the suggested requirements remember: Part of partaking in alpha tests is that you are knowingly and agreeing that you are playing a very unfinished state of the game; that is bound to have bugs and lack of optimization. Alpha tests are done specifically to have users help find bugs.
no
I've seen that video in my recommended, When I saw the thumbnail I was S H O O K.