general

[sharp shuttle]

at best i maliciously comply, at worst i troll

looks like kevin james got a role in cats 2

[molten bobcat]

That's Kevin Hart

[sharp shuttle]

oh right

lmfao

[molten bobcat]

Kevin James is a white guy ain't he

[sharp shuttle]

i cant keep up with all the generic hollywood names, i apologie

[proper dragon]

exterminators that deal with cockroaches eventually grow allergic to the cockroach feces; this results in them being unable to drink ground coffee without an allergic reaction

[sharp shuttle]

is he mall cop?

[chrome tree]

Anyone here use fedora to game? Pop OS went full cosmic and borked some of my stuff. Tried workarounds but have to wait for fixes. Figured I'd just nuke, raid a couple of drives I couldn't before and rebuild. Recommended Nobara but I'm thinking just get base and then start customizing.

[molten bobcat]

Yes lmao

[sharp shuttle]

ah yes, funny mistake

[molten bobcat]

Actually uh

Hang on

Yes he is

[jagged storm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jgmm-cat-meme

[molten bobcat]

Sorry I know him better from King of Queens

[quiet vortex]

I was a pain in the ass for every mod ever in HTB gmail and website wise, so I hope no one remembers, and I am sorry for the inconvenience in the past ~4 days gang 😭 no hard feelings

[rapid badger]

king of queens was pretty gud too

[molten bobcat]

Sorry yeah I meant king of Queens

[rancid snow]

whyd you remind people if you hope no one remembers

[sharp shuttle]

Only kevin james thing i remember is king of queens and how it had a visceral effect on me like when saturday cartoons end and its golf for 9 hours

[quiet vortex]

I now just feel bad that I was trying to hurry everyone smh

[molten bobcat]

Don't worry about it lol

Apologize by achieving great things

[rancid snow]

like Nolan helping the coalition

[sharp shuttle]

yeah, what cloud said, if you are not better than chatgpt at hackies in 1 month from now you will be drafted for the petrodollar war of 2026

good luck comrade

[proper dragon]

chat would you rather be able to triple your typing speed with the consequence of forever having soggy fingers, or be able to type as fast as your hands can type, but with your toes, with the consequences instead being forever soggy toes

[sharp shuttle]

trench finger vs. trench foot

idk man id probably take the feet, then amputate them

[proper dragon]

With trench food, you can multitask

[sharp shuttle]

without your fingers you are less than human

interfacing with the world becomes impossible

[proper dragon]

they're just soggy, you havent lost them

[sharp shuttle]

explain soggy

[proper dragon]

like permanently waterlogged

[sharp shuttle]

i envision after taking a bandaid off thats been on too long

[proper dragon]

monkey fingers

[proper dragon]

yes

[rancid snow]

like post bath wrinkles. I know youre not used to that but its a real thing

[sharp shuttle]

i would want to smell my fingers too often, still taking trench foot

iykyk

👉 🥺 👈 sniff

[quiet vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/tumbleweeds-desert-hot-dry-drought-gif-21341711

Ohh for

[proper dragon]

I think I'd take trenchfoot too

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-epic-embed-fail-fail-funny-gif-21341768

[quiet vortex]

Alr. Gtg. Good night/day everyone. <33

[rose onyx]

i do, no issues, granted i have amd gpu. lutris for blizzard, and rpmfusion for steam. i dont play many games outside of those two platforms.

[heady sage]

I just use Lutris

[azure remnant]

5 cells of 3.8v batteries in series will power my 19v laptop adapter

But i dont have identical 5 cells

Wonder what will happen if i used different cells

[jagged storm]

the destruction of the fabric of spacetime

[frail turtle]

the fucking Cachy OS drama is some hilarious nonsense

Practically 90% of people in tech i can assume at this point love pouring gasoline on fire

especially Europeans

for some reason Europeans do it all the time

[paper patrol]

[rancid snow]

whats the cachy os drama?

[gaunt gale]

Is this literal?

[frail turtle]

no not literally

[rancid snow]

yes literally

youre not allowed to be a sysadmin without a collage of firebins

[frail turtle]

https://discuss.cachyos.org/t/age-verification-systemd/26316/6

this entire thread

[molten bobcat]

Bleh.. collecting malware from a host

Fun fun

[turbid goblet]

Guys

Do i ult on my interview tmr and say im 1% on tryhackme

[rancid snow]

Are the people praising cachyOS for doing nothing just stupid?

[sinful mesa]

No. This is a power move and they will think you are overqualified.

[turbid goblet]

damn true

[sinful mesa]

The manager will also think you will take his/her job. So no...

[mystic harbor]

CEO*

[rancid snow]

Doing nothing isnt standing up against age verification lol if systemd continues forward with implementation then CachyOS doing nothing will mean implicitly adding age verification lol

[frail turtle]

yes...that's the irony of it

[rancid snow]

theyres acting like the guards in monty python and the holy grail

[frail turtle]

I mean....it doesn't relate to me I use Artix now, but still it's hilarious

[rancid snow]

https://youtu.be/gHdDxKy2QW0?si=6e3PE8ucrEj-fbV-

Lancelot is systemd age verification and the guards are cachyOS

[visual hollow]

Is it hard to make a C2? I’m just thinking about projects I could make for my CV after I graduate

[rancid snow]

depends entirely on what features you want in it

a really basic one is super easy

[visual hollow]

That’s what I’ll have to think about

[rancid snow]

also making a c2 is kinda two seperate projects. You have the backend c2 framework for everything, and then you have your loaders/payloads/etc

[visual hollow]

Just want to get a bit of experience

[rancid snow]

a basic one isnt going to survive against edr though lul

[jagged storm]

The C2 part of the C2 isn't complicated, and doesn't show much. It's the actual implant/beacon stuff that matters.

[visual hollow]

Do you think from an employers side it would be good?

[rancid snow]

depends on the role youre applying for

any project is better than no project

[visual hollow]

I really want to get into penetration testing just anything red team related

[frail turtle]

then start penetration testing

[trail leaf]

Hi everyone,
I would like to know if someone could help me find my .vmx or .vmdk in VMware. I just closed the window and now I can’t find them…

Please, I need help.

[rancid snow]

but like the red teams that would care about that kind of thing really want you to go beyond the basics and push the envelope, while anything less than that is probably not within their area of concern

[visual hollow]

Oh, I already am. Well, stopped but I’m going to fully focus on it once I graduate and have time

[rancid snow]

htb isnt really tech support, google how to search for files on your OS

[jagged storm]

Coding the C2 side doesn't really say much to read teaming, since they'll likely be using standard ones like CS. Writing custom code to evade AV/EDR is the important bit.

[visual hollow]

Thanks, I’ll keep that in mind

[rancid snow]

on the plus side, if youre really good at making loaders and beacon object files, thats an entire job in itself. A friend of mine got a job right out of highschool for maldev just because he was pushing state of the art techniques

[frail turtle]

OH MY GOD I LOST ALL MY FUCKEN BOOKS

[visual hollow]

Oh no

[rancid snow]

bummer

[frail turtle]

I had books saved in flash drive and now they're all gone

[visual hollow]

It does sound fun!

[frail turtle]

nvm i found them

almost had a heart attack

bro i need to chill i ve been stressed for three days straight

i drank

like 400mg of caffeine yesterday

[visual hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-coffee-time-squirrel-caffeine-aidan-gif-24652767

[jagged storm]

Probably shouldn't

[warm ravine]

Dude

What happened to the front-end of HackTheBox yo

It looks much renovated and ergonomic than the old version

Its just... hard to adapt

[warm ravine]

Go sleep mate

400mg of caffeine

Ain't no one gonna survive that, yo

[paper patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/cortisol-level-gif-2410901269072201082

[frail turtle]

[worthy cargo]

Maybe don't hate things

[frosty crown]

where can I get support for an enterprise lab

[sharp shuttle]

If you have HTB Business you should have a direct contact

Ask your lab manager

[frosty crown]

my enterprise is super weird and I don't hve a way to talk to my lab amanger

it was given to me as part of a comp

[sharp shuttle]

Your best bet is the standard support channel then

on the website

good luck

[lime trout]

Most stuff should still go through support lol

unless its sales stuff

[frail turtle]

Behold! the man who introduced the birthday field into systemD: https://dylanmtaylor.com/posts/2026-03-25-my-first-contribution-to-systemd

[fierce vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-en-sacrement-regard-de-feu-gif-15231722216266444049

[frail turtle]

I get why he did it. But I think he's a coward for not bothering to put up a modicum of a rebellious bone into it

[iron galleon]

why do i have a feeling this guy has discord mod aspirations

[frail turtle]

he's what we know in RPGs as lawful

you ever seen that grid like it's 3x3 and has like chaotic neutral and so on

[iron galleon]

yeah, "if you can't do something smart, do something right" type shi

[devout sail]

He's <insert degraratory word>

[frail turtle]

he's like there on the red mark

[devout sail]

My autocorrect gage yp 💀

[pseudo bluff]

What is a degraratory word

[rancid snow]

nah his reasoning is basic bitch behavior

[devout sail]

Any u eant

Yes

[late sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-gun-gif-27116588

[rancid snow]

A law is only as legal as it is enforceable. If you dont agree with a law you have absolutely zero fucking obligation to increase enforceability. Literally nobody asked.

This is like if at the beginning of the holocaust hed be the guy to propose wearing armbands so Jewish people were more easily identifiable. Like bruh shut the hell up.(obviously the severity levels here are drastically different but you get what I mean)

"a more senior contributor would have added it anyways" then fucking let them and we can call that person a moron instead. Why volunteer to be head moron?

My motivation was to provide a sane, technical solution to a legal problem. Not to endorse surveillance. Not because someone paid me. Not because I'm some kind of "true believer" in age verification. That's it.

No you in fact do not need to make a technical solution to a legal problem, the legal problem needs to be able to actually articulate how it intends to be enforced. You dont just do the work for them.

[iron galleon]

@stable tiger

[fierce vale]

mhm natural law

[devout sail]

I'm up for drama tbh
Idc if everything burns down 💀

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztwuE8cmPgg

[maiden anvil]

guys such a massive W for me

[iron galleon]

perfect timing lmao

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/stargate-sg1-uncomfortable-gif-9685998

[maiden anvil]

I bought a chum bag full of salmon fillets and now I can just have salmon for dinner

[iron galleon]

i am still in shock bro

[frail turtle]

I laughed hard at this

[rancid snow]

good, I try to make my rants at least somewhat amusing

[frail turtle]

i'm like imagining a similar scenario, like someone being boiled in a pot but giving the chef some herbs and spices to help cook them

like in the old cartoons

[rancid snow]

exactly, you get it

its like reminding the teacher to collect homework when you also forgot your homework

[supple plume]

another 15 hours straight doing bug bounty hunting

[proper dragon]

not me

[proper dragon]

wait what

why

[proper dragon]

Godwin's Law is never broken lol

[frail turtle]

installing new distro

[solid moon]

Lmao right

[proper dragon]

Why not store your books on the cloud?

[rancid snow]

its an effective imagery

[solid moon]

I saw a homeless guy get thrown out of the library last week for sleeping and he compared the security guy asking him to leave to the Nazis

[proper dragon]

I have a bunch of technical books I can upload for you to help you restart your collection, but I'm not sure what you lost @frail turtle

[proper dragon]

"Reductio ad Hitlerum" wheezes

[zealous charm]

https://x.com/amongusgame/status/2038707918032269733

Among Us (@AmongUsGame)

MAYBE IF U FOCUSED LESS ON "6 7", YOU COULD GET A "9-5" INSTEAD 🙄

X · Mar 30, 2026, 8:00 PM

[frail turtle]

because they are stolen

[solid moon]

I actually felt kinda bad for him tried to say he wasnt being a pest

[chrome tree]

Thanks for the little insight. I have nvidia, but I heard it has great support so maybe I won't run into too many issues. I really just play single player games through steam. Currently making my way through some cyberpunk and pop has been holding solid, but wayland threw a wrench in a few of my productivity apps and I heard Fedora is up there for gaming and productivity

[proper dragon]

unless you had like a terabyte of pirated books or were actively running the pirating operation, the feds have much bigger fish to fry

they've been trying to shut down libgen and annasarchive for close to a decade now with no success

[turbid goblet]

hi guys

[solid moon]

I think google drive removes hashes of pirated material

[rancid snow]

zip em with pass

[solid moon]

Yeah that's the way to do it

[rancid snow]

doesnt even have to be a good one, google aint cracking rando zip drives uploaded to gdrive

[solid moon]

Sucks they cracked down on a lot of remote install shops for switch games and the like. A lot of them used google drive as a back end

[proper dragon]

myrient is shutting down too soon

this is why being a data hoarder comes in handy
i have more switch games than I'll ever have time to play lol

[sharp shuttle]

Taking a break from south park!

[proper dragon]

[rose onyx]

im on wayland, so whatever the issue, i doubt its pop specific, might need to reconfig something

[chrome tree]

It definitely is the software(not pop itself). I just don't have the patience at this moment to deal with it. I tried fixing two things that took me a majority of today, but it's something weird with COSMIC. Plus, I kinda want to switch to KDE lol

[proper dragon]

do you have multiple monitors?

[rugged dune]

azomax

spawn

[terse dirge]

You're probably missing mesa headers or drivers tbh

[chrome tree]

I do but this has to deal with my vmware not working with the clipboard correctly as well as my screen capture tool which I use a lot in my work flow

[terse dirge]

Wayland requires Nvidia crap to even run like headers and or drivers

[rugged dune]

@signal mica

https://tenor.com/view/i-summon-thee-thor-twilight-of-the-gods-i-call-upon-you-i'm-summoning-you-gif-13541860220164282882

[proper dragon]

I know you mentioned PopOS; I had some similar problems (also with nvidia gpu/drivers) and I just hopped off PopOS and never dealt with it again

[signal mica]

Summoned

https://tenor.com/view/insomnia-static-gif-12968950

Cant sleep

[chrome tree]

I have a 3060 but I'm out of patience at this point lol. I just need stability at the moment after attempting to troubleshoot all day. Plus i heard fedora performs better for gaming

[chrome tree]

Yeah, it was good for a bit which got me into linux gaming but I'm just being lazy and impatient

so off to fedora

[terse dirge]

The distro wouldn't really matter unless the version difference for things like drivers, headers, and the kernel are major versions apart

[sharp shuttle]

you misunderstood, fedora os doesnt make gaming smoother, you have to Wear a fedora

[terse dirge]

Like from Linux 6.4 to 6.19

[sharp shuttle]

what game are you trying to play?

[solid moon]

You guys reading about the Delve drama?

[terse dirge]

They're trying to play cyberpunk

[proper dragon]

PopOS and ubuntu got me into linux too. I run arch with hyprland now and it's buttery smooth. Only problem is some scaling issue I have with my lower res monitor but I hardly notice it
Thinking of trying debian or fedora, but am not sure about it nor do I have any reason to switch yet

[sharp shuttle]

its over

No idea what delve is

[terse dirge]

Check if you have mesa, mesa headers, and everything for nvidia @chrome tree

[solid moon]

So basically there was this Indian pentesting firm that was selling ai pentests for 6k and they got caught fabricating all of the work, pentests, meeting notes, remediation everything with ai. None of it was real

[terse dirge]

Stuttering or crashed on Wayland is because of Nvidia drivers not being installed.

[sharp shuttle]

#justindiathings

[chrome tree]

It's not the gaming I'm having issues with

It's my productivity apps

[terse dirge]

https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/Wayland

[terse dirge]

Do you have Wayland x11 or whatever it's called for backwards compatibility?

I use flatpak as much as possible because I don't need to worry about dependency hell

[rugged dune]

claude is going insane

[chrome tree]

That's thing, I don't think it does which is why flameshot and some other apps are having issues. If I rollback some of the apps I installed the UIs broke, which is why I upgraded to cosmic but it acts differently than gnome.

I'm just going to go KDE for the time being

It's a skill issue and I don't have the patience to iron it out any more

lol

[terse dirge]

Wayland does have backwards compatibility. You need to install grim for flameshot

[chrome tree]

That's the funny thing. I did and adjusted the config

And even ran it with the gnome env var set

Once I got through that I couldn't get the shortcuts to work while I had the software active

Looked up how to fix that and got a little frustrated so I moved to my vmware issue. Which is a clipboard issue. Followed all the steps and couldn't get it to go back to normal

half way works

can copy guest to host but not vice versa

Reinstalled vmware tools, ensured desktop tool was installed. I need to get things done so, I'm just going to nuke and go KDE fedora. Plus it gives me a chance to back in raid my drives after nuking the dual boot setup

Plus, the cosmic store sucks lmao

[turbid goblet]

guys i figured out how to hack fast

listen to audio that someone is chasing you

you'll lock in

[rose onyx]

you dont

[spare horizon]

crazy idea

i like it

[rancid snow]

https://www.hackthebox.com/business/talent-search

[rose onyx]

i think companies get 3 free or something like that, reach out to your rep

[rancid snow]

Just hire me and then you dont have to put put a posting obviously

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[proper dragon]

[cerulean flint]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sharp shuttle]

wait zumi he needs to answer a brath screening question

[cerulean flint]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sharp shuttle]

madfox: "You find yourself inside an openwrt router busybox filesystem after successfully bypassing the auth login, as root, what can you do to pivot from the AP into the wpa3-eap mesh network

[rancid snow]

I am

[sharp shuttle]

ironically you two live near each other

😛

[rancid snow]

👀

[latent oak]

Just installed latest kali on my proxmox… maybe I’ll have a look at a box this week. I haven’t done any HTB in years

[rancid snow]

idk let me google it and get back to you

[rose onyx]

didn't you say that like a week or two ago?

[terse dirge]

On Wayland I had to

Hyprland btw

[latent oak]

Lol, I probably said something about doing it… but I actually just finished the install

[sharp shuttle]

good answer, you are hired

[sick gate]

I have a method I call the GUN method

[sharp shuttle]

is this the modernized version of the rubber hose technique?

[latent oak]

Rubber hose cryptography

[sick gate]

I feel like the rubber hose technique is a bit more kinetic

The GUN method relies more on psychology with a kinetic threat

[solid moon]

Pool noodle application

[latent oak]

Wet towel

[maiden anvil]

@zealous charm check it out 👀 my microservice has a swagger spec now

[solid moon]

It's like port knocking, except harder

[latent oak]

Where is the /health endpoint?

Auth?

[maiden anvil]

no auth, but I can definitely see now I made health outside of the spec thanks for the heads up

[rose onyx]

its all internal bruh, no one needs that

[latent oak]

Hehe

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-barnacles-funny-gif-gif-14509494416451968887

[sharp shuttle]

Taking a break from south park!

[turbid goblet]

nah lets watch more southpark

stream it in vc

[uneven plinth]

Hey everyone! I just finished the Junior Cybersecurity Analyst path and I’m looking forward to taking the exam. Before I do, I’d like to know if there are any specific labs or documentation that could help me prepare (aside from the coursework, of course)?

[sharp shuttle]

oh kami you have no idea what i am really saying

bless your heart

[molten bobcat]

[turbid goblet]

are we south park

[sharp shuttle]

solve a medium sherlock and active box

[molten bobcat]

I'm going to break a wooden board over your head

[solid moon]

[molten bobcat]

But I do enjoy the DFIR sherlocks

They're fairly well representative of what it's like to be a soc analyst

[solid moon]

Hey did you get your results back yet

[molten bobcat]

The technology and detection tech in place that is, not the scenarios ofc

[solid moon]

Been almost a month hasn't it

Did that not work out?

Cdsa's tricky, the wording was kind of vague but my impression is that you do need to find everything to pass it.

[maiden anvil]

@zealous charm good shit bud, check this out we can filter all XSS vulns disclosed in Maven packages

[solid moon]

I'll have to retake when I have some more money together for it

You'll get it next time my man

[zealous charm]

Very cool, what is your plan with the data?

[maiden anvil]

find more bugs!

[zealous charm]

I have a similar project in mind

If/when I start I’ll ping ya

[maiden anvil]

I'm envisioning a Burp extension that parses whatever web stack you're looking at, then boomerangs those to this microservice to passively tell you about framework vulns

so then you get this passive burp-cve-detector plugin that could be pretty sweet

[proper dragon]

guys how tough am I

I just ate a popeyes biscuit

With no beverage

[latent oak]

6 stars out of two thumbs up?

[solid moon]

[latent oak]

They dry? I have only been to Popeyes a couple of times, and I always get a spicy chicken sandwich

[proper dragon]

that's what I got too

that's my go to move at wendy's too

[latent oak]

A&W Nashville is my fave

Love me anything spicy… even candy… I prefer cinnamon candy

[worthy cargo]

I just realized, every number is unique

[turbid goblet]

nah not 2

ive seen 2 before

[worthy cargo]

but there is only one 2

[latent oak]

It always comes in pairs

[unkempt portal]

1 3 2 4 5 6 7 1 4 4 5

i like it.

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-opposites-alien-solar-opposites-gif-7446692547094598481

[proper dragon]

1/5 and .2 are twins

[latent oak]

Ooooh

[worthy cargo]

still unique

there is only one .2 and only one 1/5

[latent oak]

.5 and 1/2 as well

[proper dragon]

What about .20

[worthy cargo]

you can argue all you want but every number is unique because there is only one of that number.

[proper dragon]

Is there a 0?

[latent oak]

You can argue all you like but there are only 10 unique numbers if you look at each one in isolation and you stay in base 10

[worthy cargo]

Doesn't matter how many times it's used

Every number is unique.

there aren't two 2s

there is only one 2

[latent oak]

lol, this is deep

[turbid goblet]

i think everyone just trolling

[worthy cargo]

there aren't multiple 22's. There is only one 22 ever.

[turbid goblet]

atleast i hope

[latent oak]

When is your TED talk?

[terse dirge]

Waiting for the bugs to crawl under my skin so I can go gym

[latent oak]

Um

[turbid goblet]

do u snort ur beta alinine

[proper dragon]

I was traumatized by that scene in the matrix where the bug crawls into neo's belly button

[molten bobcat]

Same

What an awful scene

I can't stand needles or belly button nonsense in movies

[proper dragon]

the extraction was just as bad too

[molten bobcat]

Yuppp

Anytime a movie shows something moving under skin I gotta look away

I don't vibe with that lmao

[latent oak]

I was traumatized by the It tv show back in the 80s

Clowns in the sewer, things coming up out of the toilet

[proper dragon]

I thought that was just a documentary of LA

[latent oak]

I definitely needed more parental supervision

We got up to all sorts of shit after school

A generation of latch-key kids

[sharp shuttle]

i watched that fucking x-files man

messed me up for years

[latent oak]

X-files… i used to watch that in uni

[turbid goblet]

are u unc

[latent oak]

Friday night, X-files and then go out

I should rewatch

[molten bobcat]

Courage the Cowardly Dog

https://tenor.com/view/courage-the-cowardly-dog-hello-gif-4655325241847216976

[sharp shuttle]

im the cool unc

https://klipy.com/gifs/meme-96

[rugged dune]

Braaaaath

[alpine pumice]

got the 2nd interview friday boys

[turbid goblet]

cool unc how do i prepare for a junior penetration tester interview

[rugged dune]

vor?

[alpine pumice]

IT Director

[rugged dune]

u from belgium r ?

[proper dragon]

Invader Zim was peak

[rugged dune]

god damn it congrats it always a good indicator

[alpine pumice]

USA

[rugged dune]

6 figures upcoming

https://tenor.com/view/smol-smolcat-smolcatcoin-smol-cat-coin-roswell-gif-5972314891354809109

good luck man wishing you all the luck

[alpine pumice]

told them i make 105k, i don't

[rugged dune]

u couldve told them 150k htb has 150k job offer

s

just tell them working for htb

[alpine pumice]

haha. they obviously saw my resume. i'm just a security engineer right now.

[rugged dune]

well , add some salt man ..

how would they know ?

resume is only to get past the first scan .

which 99% times is running by AI

well u don't need to say am a ciso at htb lol

[alpine pumice]

they didn't even have a job opening, i worked with their chief of staff before at a previous job and she remembered how great i was so she reached out to me directly on linkedin

[rugged dune]

https://tenor.com/view/trade-transaction-under-the-table-operation-crime-gif-16801336

so it's a ?

[alpine pumice]

nothing will be networking for getting a job

[latent oak]

They don’t know what you make. Ask for what you think the job is worth. If they say “yes”right away, you should have asked for more

[alpine pumice]

i think it's a lock pretty much

they were already asking me how to coordinate getting rid of the current guy

[latent oak]

Trap door?

Goons?

Ejector seat

[rugged dune]

u are in man

congratulations !

[alpine pumice]

don't want to get too excited yet

[rugged dune]

105k + company car

[alpine pumice]

chances are good though

[rugged dune]

yeah i see

[latent oak]

https://tenor.com/view/it-crowd-crowd-it-ic-gif-4940592

[alpine pumice]

i had to go buy a suit for this interview, never had one before lmao

i could use a company car i have a manual, not fun with those shoes i got

[proper dragon]

pack driving shoes

ezpz

[latent oak]

Noice! Never had a job with a company car… my uncle had one

[alpine pumice]

honestly i thought about it, i think i will next time

[latent oak]

A suit? For IT director?

[alpine pumice]

for the interview yes

[rugged dune]

guys don't stress the guy

[proper dragon]

After you sign the offer, is it a Hawaiian shirt role?

[rugged dune]

now we all gonna be waiting for him on firda

friday

[alpine pumice]

that's only business casual in hawaii

[latent oak]

I wore a collared shirt for my last interview. I don’t suit up for anything. Maybe a blazer

[rugged dune]

ain't gonna lie if i submit a box in htb and get approved amma put in my cv infrastracture developer at HTB

[alpine pumice]

yeah i just had a collared shirt for my current role. and jeans i think lol.

[latent oak]

I work for a company that is very casual… even the CTO has a long beard

If I had suited up, they probably would have thought I was a bad fit

[worthy cargo]

Someone said all animals come from eggs. I'm trying to think of an animal that doesn't come from an egg.

[alpine pumice]

same. but when you need a suit.. you need one.

[latent oak]

Yes

[alpine pumice]

i rushed getting it fitted

[rugged dune]

idk about u guys but here u gotta come drunk to the meeting if u wanna get approved and be a bit racist

[latent oak]

I just bought one of the rack

[alpine pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/now-you-know-the-more-you-know-no-kidding-no-shit-obviously-gif-1342210079425559607

[latent oak]

Same

[proper dragon]

for me, it's about whether the company will buy me a bunch of luxuries
I want the top shelf lenovo for emails and a herman miller chair

[ocean marsh]

what if it was just a little drunk

[rugged dune]

[sharp shuttle]

i have never done an interview without 1-2 shots in my system

[rugged dune]

here u get hired of how known u r not skilled unfortunately

[sharp shuttle]

highly recommend

[rugged dune]

TELLLLLLLLLLLL THEM

[latent oak]

I asked for a top shelf lenovo, I ended up with a macbook M4 pro with 48 GB of RAM

[rugged dune]

they don't understand me man

[latent oak]

Slumming it over here

[rugged dune]

they think am lying

[sharp shuttle]

liquid courage allows me to be bafflingly confident

[proper dragon]

what an odd amount of ram
so unaesthetic

[rugged dune]

am talking with a CFO who doesn't know how to put the port to trunk .

[proper dragon]

is this a euphamism for something

[sharp shuttle]

the financial officer wouldnt know that, would he?

[latent oak]

If the CFO knows that, I would be shocked

[sick gate]

Getting laid the night before and a shot of tequila immediately before is best confidence maker for job interviews

[rugged dune]

he have multi job he also the one managing the network as there is no one else

[latent oak]

Even the CISO would be like, I’ve got people for that

[rugged dune]

it being 2 weeks

[latent oak]

@sick gate you offering your services?

[sick gate]

Skill issue

[sharp shuttle]

i just have my body pillow on a actuator at about hip height, theres really no difference, zumi ❤️

[rugged dune]

@sharp shuttle how do u know the person mutual ?

[sharp shuttle]

what are we talking about?

[proper dragon]

[rugged dune]

look at mutual between us

[sharp shuttle]

what wizzy alfredo?

what about it?

[turbid goblet]

brath im putting u down as a reference

ty

[rugged dune]

i said how u know him lol

u also into ics?

[frigid mountain]

😄

[rugged dune]

me

because i do it

https://tenor.com/view/dog-crying-meme-doggo-crys-megan-soo-crying-dog-gif-5276199764143986284

[sharp shuttle]

yes, my job irl is ics/ot/iot pentesting and red teaming

[rugged dune]

WTF?

[sharp shuttle]

lasagne

[proper dragon]

tfw not in cyber

[rugged dune]

CAN I DM U WITHOUT REPORTING ME ?

https://tenor.com/view/dog-crying-meme-doggo-crys-megan-soo-crying-dog-gif-5276199764143986284

shut up

[turbid goblet]

no

[rugged dune]

NO

me and brath have big stuff going on

[sharp shuttle]

yeah, man i have no issues with you, you have to understand im just unagreeable

[rugged dune]

i know that by now

[pseudo gorge]

who is up ?

[turbid goblet]

im down

[sick gate]

What

[frigid mountain]

up to no good

[proper dragon]

i need to shower

i smell like stale ramen

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/zelda-loz-legend-of-its-gif-4598758

[pseudo gorge]

NEED HELP SOLVING A CTF [JS challenge, fixing scrambled png array and get qr get flag]

[wind robin]

Finnaly Parrot HTB Back

[woven dew]

Bro how to end has a hacker?

Any idea

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[woven dew]

I already started I'm in middle

Bro how to end has a hacker?
Any idea

[alpine pumice]

what are you even saying

[woven dew]

End like won the war

[alpine pumice]

it never ends

[sharp shuttle]

[woven dew]

What are the greatest achievements in real world

Brother

[distant hazel]

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women

[alpine pumice]

stuxnet, eternal blue

[earnest crow]

yo does someone have a link to that sitre with the roadmap of all the certs and stuff and like pathways etc?

[sharp shuttle]

Soul control through psychosocial propaganda, obliteration of spiritual and creative human invention, skinner box demoralization machines and institutional systematic oppression

[sharp shuttle]

google cyber security roadmap

[distant hazel]

do all these and then you are hacker

[sharp shuttle]

its true i have them all

[distant hazel]

entry level jobs require most of those these days

[earnest crow]

im really horrible at taking tests so i been lowk unconsistently studying for sec+ the past few months and i still feel unprepared 😭

[sharp shuttle]

months?...

[woven dew]

Inhave this ones 2 more screenshots

[sharp shuttle]

i have bad news for you brother

[earnest crow]

yeah but like 2-3 hours a week, with my adhd im acc fried

[woven dew]

But ain't work neither

[sharp shuttle]

you dont want it enough

[earnest crow]

u think i should js cram for a week or 2 and then take it

finished all my classes early so i got nun else to do this semester

[sharp shuttle]

i think you should revaluate the entire thought

[terse dirge]

Eeeeew JavaScript

[distant hazel]

ya move to ts imo

[earnest crow]

what 😭

[sharp shuttle]

you will get eaten alive in this industry

[terse dirge]

You can probably take it without studying tbh

[sharp shuttle]

you either want it or you dont

[earnest crow]

i been using messers videos and dions prac exams

[earnest crow]

0 previous IT experience tho so im unfamiliar with a lot of acroynms n vocab

[terse dirge]

It's business lingo mostly. You'll pick it up as you get more experienced

[sharp shuttle]

it is an exam that you should be able to pass from one weekend of studying man.

[earnest crow]

is messers videos + dion prac + cyberkraft PBQs all the resources I need?

I feel like imma miss some of the content then get cooked

[sharp shuttle]

what port is ssh

[earnest crow]

22

[ocean marsh]

port 67

[earnest crow]

lock in

I only know like 4 ports

😂

[bronze lion]

Barth are u biased like me and is not fond of win?

[sharp shuttle]

how many ports are there

you can round

[ocean marsh]

3

[bronze lion]

65535

[earnest crow]

thats wild

[sharp shuttle]

we are quizzing the man

[terse dirge]

At least 10

[earnest crow]

u bein fr that all I need is a weekend if im dilligent?

[bronze lion]

That no is literally carved into my brain

[earnest crow]

it would prolly be better that way bc i cant retain shio

[sharp shuttle]

sec+ is so easy that you can absolutely pass with one weekend of cramming

[bronze lion]

I can't either, so the solution is spaced repetition

[earnest crow]

theres like 400 vocab terms tho and over 120 acronyms

[bronze lion]

So?

[sharp shuttle]

lolol

brother

[earnest crow]

hahah okay ill do my best 🫡

[sharp shuttle]

this industry has the most acronyms and terms of any industry on the planet

thats nothing

[earnest crow]

yeah but 1 weekend wont help me retain ti js cram it then forget after the exam

[sharp shuttle]

what does sftp stand for

[earnest crow]

thats wild tho

secure file transfer protoc

😝

[sharp shuttle]

good job

[earnest crow]

see i can say that but

[bronze lion]

How abt PPP

[earnest crow]

ik a lot of the terms but not rlly their functionallity

[sharp shuttle]

thats about as hard as the questions get on sec+

[bronze lion]

@earnest crow

[muted olive]

which CEH values 😛

[earnest crow]

oh thats a sum point protocol

idk the purpose of it tho

[bronze lion]

Point to point protocol

[earnest crow]

i might cram out the messer study gorup videwos bc im pretty sure he explains how to understand certain questions and what there asking

[bronze lion]

The name is it's literal function lol

[bronze lion]

Never tried it so idk

[sharp shuttle]

Its just a tunnel

[bronze lion]

How abt SMTP

[earnest crow]

I took a class tho on Ucertify so i gota glossory with like 400 terms

[earnest crow]

secures mail

alr bet bet ill lock in

i apprc the motivation. lowk overthinkin it tbh

[bronze lion]

Ok now a basic computer related question. What's the full name for RJ45 and what is tht

[earnest crow]

no clue

😂

[bronze lion]

Registed jack 45

It's a 8pin connector

U see in most of the networking devices

[muted olive]

man's asking him the cbse question paper

[sharp shuttle]

you are, drink 2 shots, have a wank, and go scan your palm (dont wash your hands) at the exam center

good luck

[bronze lion]

To connect ethernet

[bronze lion]

Cuz that's basic

[muted olive]

true

[earnest crow]

what u think the move is if u crammned ina week

tryna mainly js cram vocab and acronyms and callin it good?

[terse dirge]

Now. What's the difference between a SIEM, EDR, and XDR

[bronze lion]

But I don't think there was any topic related to the total no of ports or similar in tht syllabus

[earnest crow]

bc ik its lowk js a vocab quiz mainly

[sharp shuttle]

study the purpose of each

not the names

[muted olive]

there wasnt

[earnest crow]

no clue but ik there about managing logs

[earnest crow]

🫡

[muted olive]

one starts with S, other starts with E, other starts with X

six figure job when?

[earnest crow]

imma js lock in on vocab then

[bronze lion]

Tf are u saying bro , how is he gonna know what's purpose he learned if he can't recall the name of it

[muted olive]

what are you trying to do

pass sec+?

[bronze lion]

🤣

[earnest crow]

yup

[bronze lion]

Ye he is trying to do tht

[sharp shuttle]

siem is when riot alerts when i call someone the n word, edr catches when i run cheat software that i use to win games and call people the n word, xdr sees i typed the n word in memory before i hit enter to send it on riots servers

[muted olive]

for a job?

[earnest crow]

nah js to start somewhere

[sharp shuttle]

process of elimination

[earnest crow]

maybe intern if thats even enough

[bronze lion]

Did I just hear 'windows'?

[earnest crow]

i dont have any certs yet

[bronze lion]

Lol

[woven dew]

In security high paying job ?
No.

We started

To conquer
How to end the war as Hacker

[sharp shuttle]

no

cyber is a qa job with qa wages

[ocean marsh]

no everyone is starving in the field

[bronze lion]

I hate windows( so biased) that if my house was on fire and as a Linux user the only way for me to live was to jump through the window, I wouldn't

[woven dew]

No one is filthy

[bronze lion]

I am

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-ur-not-him

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/niM0XJRHa1W.gif

[bronze lion]

🗿

[woven dew]

In programing Laungage 🤣

@bronze lion

[bronze lion]

Nah, a bit more

[bronze lion]

Oh, why are u inside programming lan?

Who's that

?

[ocean marsh]

To conquer
How to end the war as Hacker

[woven dew]

I just asked a?

We started

To conquer
How to end the war as Hacker

[sharp shuttle]

lan is megaman battle networks human protagonist

[bronze lion]

Largely depends on the role and the company hiring u along with ur skills

[ocean marsh]

@muted olive do you prefer to get shot or do 3 comptia certs

[bronze lion]

But in avg I would say it's considerably low for the work done ( sipping coffee most of the time) @woven dew

[muted olive]

shot

[sharp shuttle]

i could do 3 comptia certs right now as a fun distraction while i play hearthstone man

"What is a computer"

fuck

they got me on question 1

[bronze lion]

Master how Abt we use this energy to get back to wrestling?

[bronze lion]

Same reaction I got when I saw the question just now

[muted olive]

comptia certified hacker

[sharp shuttle]

The only thing im wrestling right now is the machiavellian urge to dismantle your psychological state into chronic depression and anxiety

[bronze lion]

Damn

Btw

Brath did u start wrestling bcz u like to hug other sweaty dudes on the ground when they are on top of u?

[sharp shuttle]

im going to put your amygdala in a full nelson

[bronze lion]

U could have gone for bjj then

[subtle rune]

?

[bronze lion]

Nelson?

[sharp shuttle]

i did wrestling because i wanted to hurt people

[bronze lion]

Ye and not bcz u wanted to hug sweaty dude?

U sure

Buddy

[sharp shuttle]

you got me

[bronze lion]

[sharp shuttle]

how will i ever recover

[bronze lion]

U can't

[subtle rune]

Best shrink award goes to @bronze lion

[sharp shuttle]

does it help if i tell you that i got kicked off the team for kissing too much

[bronze lion]

thnks

[sharp shuttle]

):

[woven dew]

Eat and shit.

[bronze lion]

[subtle rune]

Yishh

[bronze lion]

Ye it helps

[sharp shuttle]

I do both at the same time brother

[ocean marsh]

thats a real player

[bronze lion]

Skilled

[woven dew]

🤣😅

[sharp shuttle]

They are not exclusive i just like eating my doodie poopie

[woven dew]

Greatest achievements conquerord

[bronze lion]

💀

[muted olive]

[ocean marsh]

[woven dew]

To conquer
How to end the war as Hacker

[muted olive]

[ocean marsh]

type shi bro

[woven dew]

Question is stuck in my mind

[ocean marsh]

now hack something and sybau

[sharp shuttle]

hackers dont end wars

[woven dew]

No not shi@ocean marsh

[sharp shuttle]

they kinda start them

[woven dew]

Ignore me if not interested

@ocean marsh

[muted olive]

I prompted Sonnet 4.5 free tier almost one hour ago, and its been 48 minutes and its still running

draining anthropic money

[ocean marsh]

no, me also want to conquer

[sharp shuttle]

i want to pretend to be conquered by goth women if you catch my drift

[alpine pumice]

we recently moved offices at my job. at the old place there was this goth girl that worked next door. we still talk about her to this day.

[sharp shuttle]

i would too man

[ocean marsh]

there's this girl who works in a supermarket near my uni

jesus

she's so pretty

[sharp shuttle]

tell her shes going to dinner with you

[ocean marsh]

I will ask her which port ssh uses

dw

[sharp shuttle]

you are about to get denied

[ocean marsh]

I could never say something like that

[sharp shuttle]

why?

[ocean marsh]

why would ask her which port ssh uses

[rustic carbon]

conflict, conflict, conflict. another day in infosec, lmfao

[sharp shuttle]

to be funny

[ocean marsh]

i'm not comptia

[rustic carbon]

thm, htb. all around

conflict on the house

[ocean marsh]

she probably never heard of ssh

[sharp shuttle]

i like your burger king hat, ever wear it on planes?

[ocean marsh]

she's lucky

[rustic carbon]

thanks man

that was 4 hours ago

lol

[ocean marsh]

yeah we have the video

dw

[sharp shuttle]

what conflict at htb?

i feel like any fights here are just one person getting trolled

[rustic carbon]

oh, i'm just jesting. seems like every time i roll up on discord, it's people arguing or disputing something.

[sharp shuttle]

yeah thats kinda why we come here

[rustic carbon]

facts

[sharp shuttle]

would you like to partake in a monologue with me? the theatre is always open

[rustic carbon]

i'm down

[sharp shuttle]

we have many viewers in the audience

okay i like to start with a fake insult one moment

[rustic carbon]

i beg your pardon, but i find this all quite preposterous!

https://giphy.com/gifs/rpolitics-T0NKVKaMSB1SM

[sharp shuttle]

Ah yes i see that you are a mutual member of the femboyenjoyers server, though i am there unironically

what say you

hmm?

[rustic carbon]

i say there are weird moments when you're scrolling the hub late at night.

lol

things happen

haha

[sharp shuttle]

I yearn for the day I can marry megumine, soon that day shall be a reality

[ocean marsh]

can I be the best man

[sharp shuttle]

it shall be done my fellow gentlesir

i just got my 99 mining cape, anybody wanna see it? feeling kinds sexy ngl

[ocean marsh]

show it

[sharp shuttle]

wht do you think

[ocean marsh]

omg so sexy 😩

[woven dew]

😅🤣.

[sharp shuttle]

thanks i dont normally have motherdair take photos of me, but this was a special occasion

[ocean marsh]

we need one from the back

shiiii

😩

[woven dew]

That's ate and shit

[ocean marsh]

thats actually zumi

[sharp shuttle]

if zumi had a bunda like thay

sheeeeesh

[ocean marsh]

oh he has

he thicc

[sharp shuttle]

SHEEEEESH bro stop it, damnnn

[alpine pumice]

i look away for 10 min

[sharp shuttle]

i got supernuts all bricked up

[sharp shuttle]

time for my daily minoxidil bath, trying to bodyhairmaxx so i can mosquito btfo by sasquatchmogging

[lime trout]

is your cortisol spiking

[muted olive]

try ending the war as hacker

[woven dew]

I will.

@muted olive

[proper dragon]

3deep5me

[sharp shuttle]

my daily cortisolmaxxing session happens before i go to sleep so i can maximize melatonin creation

[lime trout]

thats enough braincells lost for the day

[proper dragon]

greymatter pilled braincellmaxxer

[sour valve]

selling my ass for some cubes

[spare horizon]

i think u can just take oral

[misty nova]

hello everyone, i cant start retired machine

anything go wrong

[terse dirge]

contact support

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[misty nova]

how

[terse dirge]

@misty nova

[raven rain]

sometimes you wish you couldn't read

yep

[misty nova]

AI agent can help me

[raven rain]

if you had committed all the cyber knowledge you could ever want to long-term memory, would you still pursue cyber

[terse dirge]

no docker image for HTB parrot?

[raven rain]

understandable

[misty nova]

anyone can start retired machine regularly?

[raven rain]

if the retired machine is available to free users, then yes

[sharp shuttle]

yeah and then i would hack the FBI director through a clash of clans phishing email

[raven rain]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[proper dragon]

sanity pilled blissfulignorancemaxxer

[cerulean bloom]

which machine is it?

[jolly snow]

anyone done the Blinded challenge ?

[rapid swallow]

the power of AI is crazy yall

yall should have ur own uncenored AI

[terse dirge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-finals-penguin-dancing

[south nova]

Currently getting tortured by how slow my rdp connection is💔

Why is it sooooo sloowwww

[austere sigil]

if you're connecting over VPN try changing protocol and see if that helps

[south nova]

Wdym change protocol? It says i have to using rdp

[west venture]

No

[west venture]

Change the VPN protocol from UDP

To TCP

[austere sigil]

you are talking about htb here, right? you can pick either tcp or udp

[west venture]

Or vice versa from the download page

[south nova]

Gotcha

[proper dragon]

[terse dirge]

[west venture]

Do not attempt to play chess with 3 hours of sleep

[terse dirge]

you're right, play it drunk instead 🔥

[west venture]

I lost to a person 50 points lower than me and cracked my phone screen (again)

I think like the 10th time chess has made me break my phone

[west venture]

At least no rage when you're drunk

[azure remnant]

A horse is always a horse 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[heady sage]

You’re a fucking moron

[spark mulch]

your*

[ornate ibex]

u are wrong

[raven rain]

you*

[spark mulch]

no i chekced with chatgpt

[ornate ibex]

why the outburst may I ask?

[terse dirge]

L bait

[ornate ibex]

ChatGPT has fine print it says AI can make mistakes, please verify results

[heady sage]

https://tenor.com/view/sealyx-the-boys-homelander-antony-starr-gif-6152221092070676692

[ornate ibex]

https://giphy.com/gifs/latenightseth-seth-meyers-late-night-lnsm-Tl7vMjzid4Tv1sjy52

[spark mulch]

i asked chatGPT too teach me hoow to breathe aand its not working pls helpp

[ornate ibex]

ask doc

plz

[meager kernel]

just dont learn it

give up

[ornate ibex]

bro

[meager kernel]

hi

[small osprey]

Morning everyone. Did I read that right when I joined labs? HTB can check your progress and basically scout you?? O.o

[heady sage]

Well they can also track you from your user data and feed it to their llm model

Wait wrong service

My bad

[heady sage]

Isn’t your name kind of misleading, you’re not even named after the state you’re from? Shit you’re even in the wrong country.

[meager kernel]

whats happening

[ornate ibex]

Your fault for associating it wrong

[terse dirge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/out-disappear-1

[meager kernel]

@terse dirge whats happening in this chat

[hoary dawn]

Did he bamboozle you with his opsec skillz

Had you lookin in Texas while he’s smoking Cubans in the Bahamas pal

[terse dirge]

I'm too busy writing tests and fixes for my EDR and SIEM rn

[hoary dawn]

Gave meme coins in the crypto world a shot, lost like every dollar while I was sleeping, I don’t think I’ll be going back to this world

[terse dirge]

[hoary dawn]

Like I’m set for life

[terse dirge]

I love surrealDB, I love nil pointer errors when getting the user info for the root user! 🔥

[heady sage]

Bitch did you just make an Israeli joke? And not kiss a wall?

[proper dragon]

yea mate that's gonna be the oyest of veys from me too

[supple plume]

Hi chat

[terse dirge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/huh-cat-7

[terse dirge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-silly-hello

[supple plume]

I have found my first bounty bug yesterday

[terse dirge]

congrats

FUUUCK I have so many api routes to test

[proper dragon]

plug and chug matey

[terse dirge]

I have 7 routes I need to still write tests for

[heady sage]

https://tenor.com/view/condi-condoleezza-rice-condi-rice-bush-administration-secretary-of-state-gif-17955242705947346669

[terse dirge]

testing and fixes, fix your shit surrealDB, root users shouldn't return nil pointers when requesting the god damn info
``` this is a peak commit message chat

[spark mulch]

agentic solutions for agentic minds

[terse dirge]

always complain in git commit messages and on issues and offer zero fixes 🔥

[west venture]

Who are you

[sharp shuttle]

furreal surrealDB? i am going to burreal you up to your neck and deal with you shurreal style

[spark mulch]

who are you

[sharp shuttle]

i like this game

[proper dragon]

I'm going to have some cereal for breakfast

[west venture]

Your mom

[spark mulch]

I doubt that

[proper dragon]

imagine

[devout sail]

Another day

[terse dirge]

also, don't need to complain on github or create a fix https://github.com/surrealdb/surrealdb.go/issues/389

[sharp shuttle]

if you were my mom i would tell you i love you and i miss you, mom

i hope heaven is nice

[spark mulch]

I don't speak to the dead because it distresses them that they can't reply

[west venture]

Way too much technical jargon wtf is a null pointer

[rancid snow]

why are you awake brath

[terse dirge]

it's when a pointer doesn't exist

[sharp shuttle]

i am always awake

[west venture]

I know

[sharp shuttle]

just working through issues

[devout sail]

Who stole it

[terse dirge]

it was @seadris

[devout sail]

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/null-pointer-dereferencing-gif-11051651778185958229

[spark mulch]

there's your problem maaan

[rancid snow]

fair, im awake because I couldnt sleep without doing more work too

[spark mulch]

open your eyesss

[sharp shuttle]

null pointers are kinda like when you think the hand of the one you love is there, so you go to hold it, for its sweet embrace and nostalgia

then its not there

[west venture]

Brath could you not leave scripts that low privileged users can run as root with obvious vulnerabilities laying around?

[sharp shuttle]

i do it on purpose

i hate my employer

[rancid snow]

thats his fetish

[spark mulch]

that's the spirit

[sharp shuttle]

i want them to get destroyed by agentic hacking operations

i too off and piss off skids on purpose

what the fuck do you think i do here all day

DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME

[west venture]

Are you calling me a script kiddie?

[sharp shuttle]

Yeah, probably

[heady sage]

YEAH!!!!

[west venture]

Yk I have pwned your home network right?

[rancid snow]

thats definitely a 'its only directed at you if you feel offended self report' situation

[west venture]

Like you're aware?

[sharp shuttle]

yeah, probably

[terse dirge]

how does one even get banned from reddit?

[rancid snow]

https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696

[sharp shuttle]

even if you did it would just be endless, and buddy, you should know, endless c0rn imagery youd have to sift through to find anything good

[heady sage]

This dude moderated not 1 not 2 but 40 diffrent subreddits simultaneously

[rancid snow]

rad

[sharp shuttle]

everyday my super computers obfuscte my valuable files with ai generated naruto pictures

[heady sage]

Oh did I mention he’s also super misandristic?

[sharp shuttle]

vader i love you but why do you care what happens on reddit

[devout sail]

And that is?

[rancid snow]

that rings a bell actually

[sharp shuttle]

reddit is a containment zone

enjoy the funny images and sexy images and move on

[heady sage]

No I don’t care what happens on reddit I just wanted that dude to get off the internet for SPENDING time on reddit.

[west venture]

They should train an AI on reddit messages

[rancid snow]

reddit is where I get my arguing while bored at work fix nowadays

[sharp shuttle]

his life will improve drastically from this

[devout sail]

Or he moves to discord 💀

[west venture]

Lol you can be unhinged on there

[sharp shuttle]

on reddit?

[rancid snow]

they already did, it was like the first major training data set all the way back to gpt2 days

[sharp shuttle]

idk bout that

[heady sage]

Also Brath has never really pissed me off, he might’ve pissed a lot of SKIDS off but never me. Since I know he ain’t talking about me.

[sharp shuttle]

I dont even try to piss people off

they just are

[rancid snow]

it depends on the subreddit but yeah

[heady sage]

Either you get pissed off or pissed on.

[sharp shuttle]

i like the team america analogy more

[rancid snow]

reddit has some crazies and I like yelling at them

[terse dirge]

when did I follow these dudes? https://open.spotify.com/artist/3f3CYDS0i8Z0Egxp9gwD1Z it's some emo shit for sure, I fw it

[heady sage]

Never mind, he was a mod for OVER 1,000+ subreddits!

THIS DUDE HAS NO LIFE

[sharp shuttle]

1000?

sure he wasnt just AI?

[heady sage]

That’s the number I’m hearing.

[devout sail]

So u have to be -ist to get such reach

[sharp shuttle]

ive never moderated anything and i never will

[terse dirge]

OMG the gutturals are heavenly

[devout sail]

I'm not even following that many subs lma

[sharp shuttle]

i dont believe in it

[rancid snow]

1000 subreddits is physically impossible to 'moderate' but there was no way he was 'moderating' even 40 subreddits

[heady sage]

Dude I’m telling you he was all over the place

[sharp shuttle]

i wish i was a pokimane moderater, now that shes pushing 30, she will notice me

[rancid snow]

No I believe it

[heady sage]

This guy is actually the real deal basement dweller.

Bro did this all for FREE

[jagged storm]

degenerate behavior

[rancid snow]

Im saying it was cosmetic only and only used to explicitly abuse power because its simply not possible to actually moderate at that level. It can only be power grabs

[sharp shuttle]

but rat, she needs me, and i need her

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/dale-walking-dead-i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-gif-3136629546574604277

[heady sage]

Didn’t like Pokimane sell her own cookie brand and it failed so miserably she started calling her fans broke boys?

[jagged storm]

That's the one

[heady sage]

Yeah I think bro just put his name on the group project

[sharp shuttle]

dude shhhh its because i didnt buy enough delicious cookie dough god im such a failure

i took an extra job

shoulda taken two

[lime trout]

sigh

[muted olive]

I want to moderate r/masterhacker

https://tenor.com/o1jzddxxXxm.gif

[sharp shuttle]

being a 4chan janitor

sheeesh

[heady sage]

Anything to add Emma?

[devout sail]

How do these mods who stay only 24/7 live?
They need money for food atleast 💀

[lime trout]

my braincells are slowly being lost

[sharp shuttle]

its called welfare and foodstamps due to "disability"

[devout sail]

Enough to keep u fat?

[sharp shuttle]

easily

[devout sail]

Damn why do people even work then lmao