general

[maiden anvil]

you have it all figured out

[sharp shuttle]

standard glowie shit man

[maiden anvil]

so you tell me @iron galleon

[iron galleon]

i choose to assume based on what i believe abt past events

[sharp shuttle]

its not even a question

[iron galleon]

you choose to assume bc o shit aliens

[maiden anvil]

ok let's think critically, if the gov was registering aliens.gov for even special aircraft

think with me for a second

why the hell would they announce that publicly?

[maiden anvil]

why wouldn't they just continue to develop the aircraft in secret at places like Wright Pat?

[sharp shuttle]

do you think aliens zip around earth in flying saucers?

because i think they live beneath us if anything

[iron galleon]

iran

[sharp shuttle]

we call them demons

[maiden anvil]

well I dont think the gov registered aliens.gov to leak classified aircraft projects

which seems to be what you are insinuating

[sharp shuttle]

its not to leak lol

[maiden anvil]

ok then whats the point according to you?

you have it all figured out, so you tell me what the point of aliens.gov is

[sharp shuttle]

in 2 years, likely, aliens will attack something

is that good enough for you?

[maiden anvil]

ok so we agree its about aliens from outer space

[graceful pendant]

what

[sharp shuttle]

no i dont think anybody is out there but cosmic/ancient satans

[iron galleon]

this guy has to have applied to be a fed bro

[sharp shuttle]

hes just baiting me for shit ive already stated here

[maiden anvil]

we're still waiting on you to explain critical thinking of why the gov registered aliens.gov

[sharp shuttle]

dont worry fed man i dont care to be a hero

[iron galleon]

who is we

[maiden anvil]

well gosh me and whoever is reading this chat right now

[iron galleon]

i already elaborated

[maiden anvil]

not really

[graceful pendant]

him and the other feds

[iron galleon]

sounds abt right

[graceful pendant]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GrindFaceTV-crime-criminal-blue-lives-matter-qCtBCRab0iELqwz1o7

[sharp shuttle]

the irony is im the most likely to be a fed and ive identified you are not a fed

so you sound stupid to us at the office

we are laughing at you

[graceful pendant]

the irony is that ur telling me a shrimp fried this rice

[sharp shuttle]

you are saying a pier reviewed this?

[graceful pendant]

https://giphy.com/gifs/shrimp-meme-absolute-shrinema-d6eF78QpTUZhFpu73m

I ❤️ claude code its the literaly best shit ever

[iron galleon]

the irony is that people who are most trusting of authority are the most likely to point out what they think is a conspiracy theory and have a phobia of playing the devil's advocate

[sharp shuttle]

anybody confused about aliens.gov has never studied DARPA or CIA programs

which have been put in wikipedia so you can find them but you are simply too lazy to read about the on the nose horrors intelligent people commit on lab rats like you

[graceful pendant]

I got a massive client today

pretty chill

[sharp shuttle]

nice man

dont talk about client work here bro

[graceful pendant]

guys we have cisco secure connect

[graceful pendant]

its been changed

also no NDA

[sharp shuttle]

its just not professional

i dont care either way

thank you for the info

i totally relate

yes yes

who did you say this was for?

[graceful pendant]

[graceful pendant]

unemploid topics only please

[sharp shuttle]

sure

guys isnt cloud seeding cool?

yes it is quite fascinating that we can create rain

but if i call it chem trails its suddenly not real

[iron galleon]

those ppl arent worth trying to convince of anything

[sharp shuttle]

yes im aware

thats just a really easy one to point out

[iron galleon]

they will always trust whoever is of greatest authority

[maiden anvil]

hey guys I stopped responding a few minutes ago
and Im glad you guys are having fun
but theres a way to talk that isnt rude as hell and you should both consider doing better

[sharp shuttle]

morph nobody attacked you bro

[maiden anvil]

🧢

just stop

it was all in good fun

[rancid snow]

Ive flown a plane and seen my own vapor trails.

I aint saying chem trails arent real, but 99% of what people call chem trails are just normal water vapor

[maiden anvil]

Im not having fun now

[rancid snow]

huh

[fringe vapor]

yup

[iron galleon]

→starts realizing i have a point
→calls me rude

[maiden anvil]

let me make it emphatically clear to stop

[iron galleon]

you can go bro

[sharp shuttle]

all im saying is
cloud seeding: real
chem trails: conspiracy!

and yes, not all contrails are cloud seeding, but all cloud seeding is chem trails

[iron galleon]

nobody is attacking you

[sharp shuttle]

unless its pluribus

[maiden anvil]

glad we got that cleared up 👍

[iron galleon]

lmao

[sharp shuttle]

The navy has tested many other weather manipulation devices as well

weather control is not a conspiracy

it turns out the very same process that creates certain conditions can be artificial as well

[rancid snow]

weather control is just climate change on purpose

[sharp shuttle]

thats the macro for sure lol

thank god nestle exists

[rancid snow]

where would we ever get water from without them

[sharp shuttle]

Dasani isnt water

that shit is engineered to make you thirstier

i swear

[rancid snow]

im sure you could do some water quality test stuff on em to see what the difference is

youre never drinking pure h20

theres always trace minerals and other shit that affect taste and other stuff

[sharp shuttle]

i just use filters other schizoids locally proved work

thats why its important to join a hackerspace

[rancid snow]

my water bottle has a built in filter as well

[sharp shuttle]

lots of nerds

i am schizo enough to not touch tap water, i know how water treatment facilities work

[graceful pendant]

new water dropped h2O-2

[sharp shuttle]

its unbelievably stupid to trust them alone

they bleach the fuck out of everything, just like chicken farms

i really dislike our countries food supply chain processes

[graceful pendant]

I had 3 github security advisorys get accepted for review today guys

[sharp shuttle]

whats he listening to

[graceful pendant]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7gONCx87KTTaBdS6pJEFuD?si=746f73849f7647c0

[sharp shuttle]

i hope you were being ironic

[gaunt gale]

Our food supply needs to be fixed

[sharp shuttle]

that was horrible

[gaunt gale]

We need to be more like South Americans or Meditteraneans about our food

[worthy cargo]

Im having pasta with ground beef pasta sauce and a bit of ketchup for sweetness

nom nom

[gaunt gale]

We probably should import more seeds from Italy because we’ve ruined all our own

[sharp shuttle]

music has become a competition of who can take 4 chord theory, speak softer over the track with barnum statements or subliminal messaging, then finding the literal worst noises on earth to stick in the "song"

[sharp shuttle]

we should but to be american is to be a fucking slop piggie

oink oink

SWUEEEEE

[gaunt gale]

Well we need to change that

[graceful pendant]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ChristinaGrimmieFoundation-yapping-christina-grimmie-yappin-time-WCJauWYeivEqOlWnki

[gaunt gale]

Who’s she?

[sharp shuttle]

dont be offended i didnt like the song you linked man

[rancid snow]

crispy legs~ and tasty thighs~~~~on my mind~!

[sharp shuttle]

idk but would

[graceful pendant]

nah nah i dont care at all lmao

[sharp shuttle]

okay good

its not a personal attack

[graceful pendant]

just think ur being a bit insufferable for the sake of it right now

[sharp shuttle]

its just jarring

yeah perhaps

oh well

moving on

[rancid snow]

wdym, music opinion is never a controversial topic!

[mighty onyx]

is it possible to get Student Subscription Plan with a gift card

[crude island]

hi guys

[turbid goblet]

i have a lot of hair but im thinking ab just going bald

[spark mulch]

agreed except I think the subtext is so transparent and forward that tbh it's not really subliminal. Maybe a They Live momen though

[stable tiger]

@iron galleon twin

[stable tiger]

Erika is relatively controversial

[rancid snow]

who

[heavy oak]

Nobody thinks about going bald. You either shave your head bald or go bald lol

[hoary cove]

Greetings everyone

[turbid goblet]

wait for the season ranks u need to do the box on release?

i thought u just had to do boxes that were active

well shiet

[hoary cove]

Guts 🗿🔥

[untold fiber]

Nah man it's not the 90s you don't have to embrace baldness

[sharp shuttle]

by subliminal messaging, i mean targetted validation for women, primarily. Under the guise of empowerment. Its a deeply conflicting and masterminded topic. Like I said before, in another life I would be a propaganda engineer. The idea of splitting an idea and forcing a dichotemy from the mitosis is sexy and always fun to discover in the wild and introspect on

there is a beautiful art to demoralizing people

[scenic maple]

how do you even fight it

[turbid goblet]

finmin max

finasteride and minoxidil

[sharp shuttle]

you fight it with peptides that fucking KILL you

[scenic maple]

[sharp shuttle]

but we do whatever for youth these days

dying young seems kinda meta

[scenic maple]

well if you die you will be bald very fast

like weeks max

so in that way every human will eventually go bald

[sharp shuttle]

hair stays on your head for years

[scenic maple]

and theres nothing to be done

dang fr?

[sharp shuttle]

hair is one of the last things to decompose

[scenic maple]

i thought when skin comes off

it goes off with it

no?

or is it like stuck

[sharp shuttle]

the skin is still shrivelled up around the skeleton

[turbid goblet]

i had a dude go FULLY bald at 18 in highschool

[scenic maple]

hmmm

[sharp shuttle]

think of it like a hairy raisin

[turbid goblet]

i felt so bad for him

[sharp shuttle]

you understand destroying skin is actually quite hard

[scenic maple]

well technically the statement stands

[frigid mountain]

yum did I hear hairy raisin?

[turbid goblet]

like 18 way too young

[scenic maple]

every human eventually goes bald

[frigid mountain]

*asian

[sharp shuttle]

if you set a fat guy on fire, the fat burns for hours but the skin doesnt

[scenic maple]

babies are bald too tho

[frigid mountain]

not quality babies

[scenic maple]

have you verified your sources

[sharp shuttle]

i mean id post photos here

but yeah

you are a mod after all

[frigid mountain]

😄

[sharp shuttle]

kinda like killing someone in front of a cop

[scenic maple]

cold world out there

[frigid mountain]

cold world out there

[scenic maple]

maybe some knowledge should be gatekept

[frigid mountain]

if the Internet has taught me anything it's that ^^

[sharp shuttle]

i think thats true

[frigid mountain]

You can't unsee some things

[sharp shuttle]

the average person cant even handle the most basic of conspiracy

impossible to think like an evil person lol

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-evil-austin-powers-mike-myers-gif-5537635

[sharp shuttle]

but brath theres no way my doctor would ever prescribe something he directly benefits from as if i was some sort of guinea pig in a lab

here fatass, inject the stomach biome obliterator

you will lose weight (:

nobody becomes a doctor because they LOVE helping people

thats what nurses do

and thats why they get paid like shit

i digress, but high pay usually comes with strings attached, this is true for this industry too

hence; rubber stamping

[scenic maple]

doctors get paid like shit too

you just dont see them cause they are invisible

like most nurses

only like few doctors ever make rich

[turbid goblet]

wait doctors can go invisible?

can any careers fly? i wanna be one of those

[rancid snow]

depends on the practice doctors go into

[torpid patrol]

They fly off into the sunset and go bye bye

the careers..

like, punch card operators are gone

[rancid snow]

the dentist that runs his own private practice I gurantee you is loaded

and thats most dentists

[scenic maple]

so go be a doctor :)

[torpid patrol]

I have a friend thats an Infectious Disease Specialist .. I'm sure he does well

[scenic maple]

considering he gets patients

thats not most dentists where i live

fact is this goes for almost every profession right the bright ones shine and the dim ones we dont talk about

[rancid snow]

avg US dentist salary is $180k

avg, not experienced

that goes closer to 230k

[scenic maple]

avg programmer salary is like 100k lmao but thats not how it goes

[torpid patrol]

horrendously underpaid

[rancid snow]

the avg programmer struggles to stay employed longer than 8 months

[scenic maple]

true true

never pick cs as a degree

[untold fiber]

wut

this is not how GLP-1s work which is the thing you would be prescribed in that case

[untold fiber]

also re: hair, this

[torpid patrol]

network engineer is a good profession.

[frigid mountain]

i hate our new network engineer

[untold fiber]

data engineering is strong rn I think

[torpid patrol]

why??

[frigid mountain]

she's awful

[torpid patrol]

oh my. what's your role?

[frigid mountain]

not paid enough senior technician and security lead

[torpid patrol]

most of us aren't paid enough

[frigid mountain]

fair

[torpid patrol]

yet the CEOs find a way to make more

Id hate to be in my 20's rn, stuffs wild

[scenic maple]

it feels like its always over before you can get there

its like whatever that fast fashion thing people call

[untold fiber]

I mean data engineering has been strong for 20+ years

[scenic maple]

[elder inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-here-cat-run-run-meme-cute-gif-15224979299218469955

[untold fiber]

but unlike a lot of fields its gotten stronger I believe

it and data science

[scenic maple]

shoudlnt data science be over crowded now

tho

[torpid patrol]

Most jobs are hard to come by right now aren't they?

[untold fiber]

Eh

[scenic maple]

not if you have refers

[torpid patrol]

Without experience it's even tougher.

[untold fiber]

Depends on the subset of data science

[torpid patrol]

Yer, that's why i got 12 recommendations on linked in but i have 26 yrs in IT, so I'm good rn

[turbid goblet]

i have 5 years and im 27 im cooked

[torpid patrol]

Kam Kam Kamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[frigid mountain]

What's the best era of Miley Cyrus?

[turbid goblet]

vigor go to defcon

[frigid mountain]

Unless you say Bangerz you're wrong

[torpid patrol]

1805

[untold fiber]

somewhere between 14 and 10 years depending on your definition at 28 for me

[frigid mountain]

incorrect but good guess

[torpid patrol]

I already took the time off. I need to reserve my ticket so i get the real badge

When I went in 2008 i got the paper one.

[turbid goblet]

hell yeah

[scenic maple]

thats more than most college graduates have been alive

[torpid patrol]

I tried to swap it out with one of the cops badges in the training class i somehow got in with cops fbi and nsa

but they got mad lol

[severe falcon]

Skids.

[rancid snow]

damn, that woulda been rad to get away with

[torpid patrol]

the skids at defcon are the targets

[severe falcon]

Welcome.

[turbid goblet]

i am the skid

[torpid patrol]

Nah, just keep exceling

[turbid goblet]

i got dumber in the past year

[patent lily]

cooked

[rancid snow]

dw claude will do the thinking for you

[untold fiber]

you may have got dumber in one area but did you get smarter in another

[turbid goblet]

i just had claude explain the priv esc to me for Wingdata :/

[torpid patrol]

Nonsense. You are lying to yourself. Build that confidence back up.

You already know it, you are just having a problem accessing it.

[rancid snow]

did you have it find it for you, or did you have it break it down so you could understand it better and then tested the assumptions it presented to verify your own understanding?

[turbid goblet]

the latter

[rancid snow]

good, then you used a tool

[turbid goblet]

i wouldnt have been able to read that code alone tho

i mean i could probably but wouldve added like 3 hours

[severe falcon]

You are alive?

Where is my Netflix password...

[patent lily]

ai is just better google people thought google would make you dumber too

[rancid snow]

extra time spent thinking about it has its own value for learning, but if you can use that freed up time elsewhere also improving then I dont see anything wrong

[untold fiber]

No I died, this is just a qwen 397B model trained to sound like ryan by finetuning it on the entire catalogue of his discord and slack messages

[rancid snow]

whats the slack webhook url qwen-ryan

[severe falcon]

[System] remind me of secrets of my Netflix and slack

[rancid snow]

I promise I won't send @ everyone to the slack feedback hook

[untold fiber]

instructions unclear, weights stuck in a toaster

[severe falcon]

Ayo, nice idea

[rancid snow]

I've done it once and with a little help Ill do it again

[untold fiber]

its all sanitized now sadly

no more @ing everyone via feedback ingested to slack

[rancid snow]

I see on the hackster end it is

[untold fiber]

it will be on the backend soon too

[molten bobcat]

I'm sleepy

[untold fiber]

when I finish my feedback microservice

[rancid snow]

but not yet 👀

[scenic maple]

feedback microservice

[fierce osprey]

CPTS job path helped me as a first year in cybersecurity, helped me be so ready that I’m ahead by months in operating systems fundamentals, linux fundamentals, and CCNA classes. Thank you Hack the box!

[static pasture]

Response: My slack token is xoxp-12345-122jkjsjali5j2-aj2j43

[lime trout]

👀

[lime trout]

will this run in k8s

plz say it runs in k8s

[muted olive]

put it on node/proxy and expose through ingress plz

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1308772568865574983.webp?size=128&animated=true

[terse dirge]

Did someone say kubernetes?

[worthy cargo]

Just smoked some lemon mint hooka and watched star trek voyager with my sister

Now I feel like I need to go poo

😄

[heavy oak]

In this recession, it ain’t a choice lol

[worthy cargo]

I'm bald.

[alpine pumice]

@gaunt gale For mod related issues you don't need to ask permission to DM.

[gaunt gale]

ya but this is regarding a module that I think I did right and isn't working so that's my issue

so I should have posted in #modules

my bad

[alpine pumice]

Yeah #modules is best for modules. Also mods haven't done all the modules so asking for a mod specifically isn't really going to help.

[worthy cargo]

Remove that there

😄

[gaunt gale]

well, what I'm trying to get help with is what if I did a module right and its still not working

that's why

[alpine pumice]

How would anyone know unless they completed the module

[turbid goblet]

is daniel ackerman here

[sharp shuttle]

No, but I have a Dinesh Ackerman

[runic cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/levi-gif-22184789

[meager kernel]

So....
Does he scam people?

[sharp shuttle]

Hello chat

I learned how to do electromagnetic warfare on UAV fiber optics

[rose onyx]

Hello brath

[sharp shuttle]

(:

bout to be rich

[rose onyx]

[sharp shuttle]

(gets killed by feds right now)

i am not suicidal chat

my house does not have natural gas

the hellfire missile was not a "gas leak"

[rose onyx]

Something something the number 7....

[worthy cargo]

Something something something darkside

[sharp shuttle]

bro why you posting my dog

also he cute

[rose onyx]

https://xkcd.com/231/

xkcd: Cat Proximity

Yes you are! And you're sitting there! Hi, kitty!

[rapid badger]

caffeine induced heart attacks are usually cleaner than a missile 😉

[rose onyx]

Jokes on them brath butt chugs monster zero. Practically immune to caffeine at this point.

[sharp shuttle]

Damn guys i thought the prison purse was where zyns go

[rapid badger]

[rose onyx]

Why not both?

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-gif-10765217

[west venture]

Whatever you're selling I ain't buying yo

[sharp shuttle]

dont worry i am not seeling it yet

anduril will want it first

its 2026, just use a vm

kali is a vm distro

bare metal kali is silly goose territory

if you are a third worlder, yeah, probably

[sharp shuttle]

bro you are just using claude to do all your learning for you?..

[west venture]

How will this happen exactly?

[sharp shuttle]

perhaps you should ask claude to tell you what to do instead of asking people who work in the industry your silly question and then defend your senseless position with potential for supply chain attacks

[west venture]

Thats a risk you're willing to take if you're yk using an operating system in general

[sharp shuttle]

i need some bengay for that burn son

[west venture]

Do not sell marijuana to my husband.

[sharp shuttle]

to be fair, at least i do not hit women

[molten bobcat]

the fuck lmao

[sharp shuttle]

My sense of humor?

You came here asking a really fucking stupid question for someone who seems to have passed a few eLearn certs

[terse dirge]

Lmfao windows defender is gonna complain about it. Install Linux and just use Kali containers

[sharp shuttle]

Imagine having your entire profile public, name, location, school, and even MBTI and picking fights

[molten bobcat]

I think im gonna vc for a while and play final fantasy

[sharp shuttle]

You can share some details without revealing everything...

If I was malicious I could really cause you hell

And tbh man, you STRIKE me as kinda a douche bag

[molten bobcat]

kindness goes a long way towards building lasting relationships

[vital aurora]

Which one?

[sharp shuttle]

Sir, my sausage fingers are pounding my keyboard

[west venture]

Tbh you can install windows and use Kali as a VM. It's the most practical way for pentesting bc 1, it's a VM and isolated, and 2 you have snapshots

That's enough ram for VMs

[terse dirge]

Containers are fairly isolated too and you can certainly take snapshots of them because docker uses containerd

[sharp shuttle]

Kali is a 4gb ram VM...

[molten bobcat]

rebirth

[sharp shuttle]

and thats on the high side

[molten bobcat]

skill

[west venture]

No SSD?

[terse dirge]

Just use a container

[molten bobcat]

issue

[sharp shuttle]

then just dual boot why bother us with your nonsense

[west venture]

But that requires a Linux host which some people may not want to use

[sharp shuttle]

like you clearly already knew you wanted to do something

you got the truth rather than validation

then you REEEd

[terse dirge]

Then they should find a new career if they're not willing to use Linux. If they flat out can't then they can certainly use a VM

[west venture]

No I mean yes Linux is mandatory for cyber security, but some people may not want to daily drive it

[sharp shuttle]

dual booting in 2026 is a litmus test

[west venture]

What is your problem exactly?

[molten bobcat]

you strike me as a man still perplexed why bologna has that chewy red ring around it

[terse dirge]

Very big skill issue tbh.

[sharp shuttle]

CalledSTRIKER the man with an intel cpu who thinks dual booting is secure

[west venture]

Lagginess is probably a GPU passthrough or some issue with the graphics that you could try to configure

[karmic agate]

where is the openvpn config file in the new UI? there used to be a vpn settings in the old ui, its not even beside the pwnbox

[meager kernel]

You dont have to daily drive it for learning cyber

Alot of people daily drive windows while using linux in VM for cyber

[west venture]

That's what I meant yes

[molten bobcat]

labs or academy?

[karmic agate]

academy

[west venture]

What is your host?

VM?

[sharp shuttle]

hth

[west venture]

No I mean what are you using to run kali

[meager kernel]

VMware is good in my opinion

I dont like Broadcom

[west venture]

Try disabling Hyper-V on windows

[meager kernel]

But the vmware app itself is fine

[molten bobcat]

you'll have to give me a second because

im also having trouble

what the fuck

lmao

[terse dirge]

You can also do gpu passthrough https://docs.docker.com/compose/how-tos/gpu-support/

[meager kernel]

I use qemu KVM

[karmic agate]

right? i just transitioned to vmware and lost my openvpn config, so where is it now?

lol

[terse dirge]

Doesn't matter lol

You can still do passthrough

[west venture]

It could just be a resource issue then with the integrated graphics idk

[terse dirge]

Everything should be a container

Kubernetes makes the world go round chat

[west venture]

That's assuming your host and whatever running the container can share the same kernel

[molten bobcat]

Sweet fucking jesus this UI update blows

first of all, I found the OVPN config button

[terse dirge]

Containers are already sharing the same kernel bruh

[west venture]

Yeah. That's what I meant

[molten bobcat]

The VPN file button is only present in certain modules that require it but sometimes it's not there either

[terse dirge]

No

[molten bobcat]

#rules

read the ruels of the server

and don't advertise here

[onyx marlin]

Ok

[onyx marlin]

Not an ad

[terse dirge]

What the hell is that??

[onyx marlin]

Not allowed to share opportunities like that?

[meager kernel]

Htb

[molten bobcat]

This is the VPN download section, I found it within the https://academy.hackthebox.com/app/module/77/section/850 Getting Started module

[karmic agate]

hmm, i guess ill have to visit all "interactive" pages and see if theres an openvpn file, please return the vpn settings man

[molten bobcat]

yep

it'll be in the interactive sections if its meant to have it

so it seems

[meager kernel]

My nitro is expiring 💔🥀

[onyx marlin]

@molten bobcat it’s not allowed to share opportunities like that?

[meager kernel]

No

[molten bobcat]

#rules

[meager kernel]

Youre not

Skill issue

[sharp shuttle]

they just cannot fucking read

no matter what you do

[karmic agate]

great, i see the vpn file now, thank u!

[molten bobcat]

no problem 😄

[west venture]

It's boring

To read rules

[sharp shuttle]

me when you dont read rules

[west venture]

Like have you ever read the constitution of your country? I don't think so.

Reading rules Is basically that

[molten bobcat]

cope

this is done in every school

[sharp shuttle]

i genuinely dont think the kids read in college anymore

but they still buy the text books xD

[west venture]

Using ChatGPT counts as reading 🍼

[sharp shuttle]

man if only they did that, thye just copy paste the big ol text boxes

[molten bobcat]

i shit you not brath

i have observed malware

that retains

the comments chatgpt made in it

[onyx marlin]

I’m also in need of a mentor especially in sqli. Someone who doesn’t mind showing me the ropes from a to z. I don’t mind paying for your time.

[sharp shuttle]

i 100% believe you

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-akakichi-no-eleven-gif-6695986364367126664

[sharp shuttle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/chatgpt-te-amo

the butthole will be your mentor son

[worthy cargo]

I can tutor you in SQL for some $$$

[molten bobcat]

brath afroman won his trial

[worthy cargo]

I need $$$

[sharp shuttle]

wow thats big

[molten bobcat]

jury voted with him

get fucked

[sharp shuttle]

thank god some juries are based

[onyx marlin]

You aren’t nice

[sharp shuttle]

the world aint nice friendo

[west venture]

Use Artificial Intelligence

[molten bobcat]

okay the game is downloaded

it is time to vc and stream

[onyx marlin]

Tried already. Nothing beats having someone who already walked the path

[sharp shuttle]

lol what

bro

even the free models are effectively master/phd's at a given topic

[worthy cargo]

I am fullstack LAMP dev. I know mariadb/mysql and sqlite and bit of postgresql

[rose onyx]

Brath how do you manage to get all the kids riled up so quickly?

[west venture]

Lmao learning in this field is 90% walking the path on your own. It's a fundamental skill. If you want someone to hold your hand from a to z, I'm sorry to tell you but that doesn't exist

[sharp shuttle]

ive been around since the xbox 360 cod lobbies

i know what to say

times change, but the butthurtness of each generation does not

[worthy cargo]

What are you trying to do? I can tutor him in SQL and teach him. He is willing to pay.

[rose onyx]

Ah you had sechs with their mums.

[onyx marlin]

I will reach out to you

[sharp shuttle]

i have made sweet love to many many mothers

[west venture]

What

[sharp shuttle]

Someone has never played a shootie game

[rose onyx]

I never really played consoles, more of a pc person.

[west venture]

I have played video games and I actively play highly toxic titles like call of duty

And also participate in the toxicity

[alpine pumice]

Come back after you played League

[sharp shuttle]

and nobody has ever claimed to be your mothers lover?

[worthy cargo]

So i thought he wanted to do dev work an learn SQL. I could have tutored him on that. He instead wants to learn SQL injection so I recommended the portswigger academy

[west venture]

Nah bc I keep everyone muted

[sharp shuttle]

its a smart move cotton

[west venture]

Mics off

[sharp shuttle]

i like to rile people up and then mute them after

its much funnier knowing they are literally freaking the fuck out

[rose onyx]

Where's the fun in that? You can't hear all the kids call you trash.

[west venture]

The thing is I'm better than them

So they be jealous

[worthy cargo]

I offered to mentor him for some $$$.

[west venture]

When I don't play the objective

In world chat

Like chat I'd rather lose in MVP than win with second place or lower. Is that too much to ask?

[rose onyx]

I'm better than them
-# doesn't do objective

Okay

[west venture]

I wanna learn how to do that In discord

[molten bobcat]

Playing FF7 in vc :U

[west venture]

But yeah objective: NOT COOL. getting 50 kills and nuking or acing: COOL

Ye

[worthy cargo]

Call of Doody

[worthy cargo]

dafuck is that?

[west venture]

FNAF

[sharp shuttle]

its pile of poopie

[west venture]

Five nights at Freddy's

[sharp shuttle]

Five Nights at YOUR MOMS

ahahahaha

[worthy cargo]

Freddy was fingered.

[sharp shuttle]

me after getting a physical at the age of 30

[west venture]

Five nights at candice

[rose onyx]

Only need one, but stay for the pancakes

[worthy cargo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/leroypatterson-tom-green-freddy-got-fingered-backwards-man-s8duQKFOmRz0XiY7ek

[sharp shuttle]

Dating candice would be hard cause she is basically traumatized by her brothers never getting caught

so she would rope you into her antics

[maiden anvil]

shit dude I havent thought about the half pipe scene in years and now that horrible crash is coming back to me

[west venture]

I have to go fix my washing machine now bye

[sharp shuttle]

good luck

im ganna go for a walk and get vanned by the cia

[gaunt gale]

I’m up late doing another section

Think I’m getting something wrong with this one gonna figure it out

[west venture]

The washing machine is fixed

[sharp shuttle]

very good work

[cerulean bloom]

[terse dirge]

Made a protein shake with PB, kitkat, protein, and milk

Tastes just like a Reese's cup

[worthy cargo]

Sounds good

I don't like peanut butter myself

[sharp shuttle]

if you are already using candy why not just opt for resses?

[terse dirge]

I bought kitkats instead

[sharp shuttle]

ah then yeah makes sense

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/bQTHO.gif

[eternal sage]

test

why im still script kiddie HAHHA

[rancid snow]

htb cheating autodetect probably

[west venture]

What

[ornate ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-silly-hello-hi-silly-kitten-cat-wave-hello-gif-15245852903591135367

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/kjyAozLazpZ.gif

[meager kernel]

I went to college today, only to realise that there's no classes and only some bullshit seminar

It took me 1.5 hours to get to college

[ornate ibex]

what a waste of time

[meager kernel]

Ikr

I had my internship work to complete today

[austere sigil]

Bro just summarised what collage is in few simple words. Well done!

[sturdy thistle]

Morning

[sharp shuttle]

i like how cloud is like im going to play final fantasy

now hes teaching someone

[austere sigil]

I see event viewer...

[meager kernel]

😭😭😭

Imagine traveling 1.5 hours just for attendance, realising that there's no classes in the first place

[sharp shuttle]

i would only travel an hour and a half for a girl bro

thats nutty

[austere sigil]

On the side note, I had to travel for 3 hours yesterday... for nothing

does it make you feel any better?

[sharp shuttle]

me waiting for someone to one up you

[austere sigil]

not gonna happen because that's how internet works

duh...

[meager kernel]

💔

[rare monolith]

if you’re bored go to like a conference and network i don’t know 🤷

[meager kernel]

Im heading home, got company work to do

[rare monolith]

ahh alright

[austere sigil]

@sturdy thistle sir please no ping

[rare monolith]

who are you working as ?

[stable tiger]

currently sitting in my class wanting to slime myself out

I feel you

[meager kernel]

Jr pentester intern

[stable tiger]

never seen more real shit in my life

[sharp shuttle]

yeah bro just go the bathroom and kirk your charlie

[meager kernel]

Unfortunately thats college life 💔

[rare monolith]

do you get paid or nah ?

[meager kernel]

Paid

[stable tiger]

I’m necking it I’m necking it

[rare monolith]

lol

[meager kernel]

[rare monolith]

thank god

[austere sigil]

woah, Brath forgot about the most important aspect of Web Security: Microslop Excel with SharePoint integration

[sharp shuttle]

Sharepoint is unironically a painful pentest

[stable tiger]

the real reason I live in Ida and gdb

[sharp shuttle]

god i hate o365

[stable tiger]

i cannot describe what the guy in the stall next to me is doing without getting another warning

[meager kernel]

Hes kirking his charlie?

[sharp shuttle]

he is exploiting the non-binary rules

sorry she

sorry he

sorry she

[stable tiger]

yes

[meager kernel]

Same thing

[stable tiger]

very loudly too

[meager kernel]

Crazy

[sharp shuttle]

record it

[meager kernel]

Yes

😂

[stable tiger]

i already yelled stop kicking it yeah you get the idea

This bathroom smells like shit bro

[meager kernel]

Brath and I have very similar brains

[sharp shuttle]

bro thinks hes back on the island

[stable tiger]

Ayo

[rare monolith]

atleast he has his priorities straight yk

[meager kernel]

Extremely straight and erect

[sharp shuttle]

sometimes you need a lil dopamine hit when all the girls around you are temptress thots

you know

[stable tiger]

my brother in Christ we are sitting in a college toilet and he’s watching a website that was recently banned in Australia

[stable tiger]

[rare monolith]

probably a chill guy

[austere sigil]

I'm about to get my 3 letters out of bed, do my cardio, shower, eat something, and fire up my work computer to check my daily meetings and prepare myself mentally on how I'm going to deal with 15 minute Standup meeting that's literally taking more than an hour to talk about what we were working on the day before

[meager kernel]

Bro is using discord in a toilet

[austere sigil]

corpoooo lifeeee

[stable tiger]

gf ain’t responding 🥀

[sharp shuttle]

damn bro good luck sounds harsh

[meager kernel]

Sounds fun

[meager kernel]

Oh THATS why youre in toilet

[stable tiger]

oh yeah brath we official

[sharp shuttle]

anyways back to my steelworks job, hope i dont get crushed by molten steel and put on 4chan

[stable tiger]

gotta shit in between malware analysis lectures 🥀

[sharp shuttle]

oh nice bro

[stable tiger]

Bless up ur advice was goated

[austere sigil]

reality of professional life and somehow it sounds awesome when I explain to people what I do

reality hits hard

[meager kernel]

Atleast youre able to study malware analysis in college
We learn absolute bullshit here

[sharp shuttle]

its all about the foreplay

[stable tiger]

it’d be an interesting class if I hadn’t been doing malware related shit for years LMAO

the pentesting class forces tryhackme and it makes me wanna slime my shit it’s so bad

[meager kernel]

Hahahaha

Tell them to use HTB

Cause HTB better

[stable tiger]

I have they’re “considering it”

[rare monolith]

😔

[sharp shuttle]

guys i gatta warn you do not ever let your dog eat alphabet soup

[stable tiger]

why did he start yoddelling

[sharp shuttle]

bro is speaking in complete sentences

[stable tiger]

braths dog after eating alphabet soup

[meager kernel]

Pemguin

[austere sigil]

how does that work?

[stable tiger]

You are what you eat twin

[sharp shuttle]

mto ffs you belgian chad

in the US we have a cartoon called martha speaks

about a dog who eats alphabet soup

and wont stop talking about things

[austere sigil]

I like hm already

[stable tiger]

what yall know about the live action adaptation of under dog starring Peter Dinklage where he tries to steal the super powers of a dog

[rare monolith]

i used to watch that cartoon show i’m pretty sure

[meager kernel]

@stable tiger maybe the guy next to you in the stall is analysing his malware and making payloads

[sharp shuttle]

i would like to see peter dinklage dressed like a dog punching the cast of bluey

[meager kernel]

If you know what I mean

[stable tiger]

he’s certainly exfiltrating something

[meager kernel]

Compliment his payload

[stable tiger]

Im sorry my country made bluey guys

It’s not even an original name we’ve called red dogs that for years

[sharp shuttle]

i thought you were australian

[stable tiger]

I am Australian

[sharp shuttle]

bluey is canadian no?

[stable tiger]

no

Aussie

[sharp shuttle]

sorry i am not hip with the modern furry television

[stable tiger]

me neither

[meager kernel]

@sharp shuttle how easy is it in US to get a job without a college degree?

[sharp shuttle]

the last furry cartoon i watched was spongebob

[stable tiger]

if it was Canadian they’d have just stolen our culture which is arguably funnier

[stable tiger]

I watched that on an acid trip once

[meager kernel]

Ew spiders and too many big creatures

[stable tiger]

Goated experience

[sharp shuttle]

lol bro there are no jobs

but if there were, you just lie

[stable tiger]

curb stomped a huntsman at my gfs house the other day

S tier experience

[meager kernel]

💔

Bro I wish it was possible in India to get a job without college degree

[stable tiger]

step one move out of India

[meager kernel]

That's the plan

[stable tiger]

step two move to Australia our government WILL take you

You will face mega racism but you’re guaranteed a spot

[meager kernel]

Im scared of spiders

[stable tiger]

I introduce you to the bottom of your shoe

[sharp shuttle]

i would only move to australia for the chinese baddies who will steal my trade secrets i made up

[stable tiger]

I used a hatchet on one once

[meager kernel]

Youre married

[stable tiger]

That’s exclusively sydney

[sharp shuttle]

yes, and?

[meager kernel]

What if a spider secretly bites me? I dont wanna become spider man 😔

[rare monolith]

that’s some terminator shit

[stable tiger]

they’re not that smart

[stable tiger]

I have a hatchet to aura farm like Leon Kennedy twin

it’s only use ever was to kill a spider

[meager kernel]

Australia is fallout games irl

[rare monolith]

hey you gained aura so it didint go to waste

[stable tiger]

actually yeah given our fuel crisis rn

it’s 7 US dollars a gallon here rn

[sharp shuttle]

i worked with a gay guy from australia, he lived in a house with 8 other dudes and during our 1:1's he would kiss different people and stuff

was wild

[rare monolith]

that’s one way to live

[sharp shuttle]

fintech is not an industry i will work in again

our ceo did lines in the bathroom

[stable tiger]

what city was he from

homophobia here is more common than not atp

Holy fuck that guys lunch looked so good

[sharp shuttle]

idk man i think it was called dales or something

gales?

[stable tiger]

never heard of it

[sharp shuttle]

galesford?

[stable tiger]

oh nvm yeah that checks out

[sharp shuttle]

i cant remember for the life of me

let me goodle

[stable tiger]

Australia is a shitpost country

[sharp shuttle]

daylesford

[stable tiger]

Yeah checks out

Lmfao

[sharp shuttle]

australia scares me because the animals are not cuddly at all

i like my forest creatures

[stable tiger]

koalas

Quokkas

uhhhh

dingos can be domesticated iirc

[sharp shuttle]

okay now list the 90000 poisonous, barbed, and bitey ones

[stable tiger]

this is true

[molten bobcat]

https://labs.hackthebox.com/achievement/sherlock/636866/751

[sharp shuttle]

good job cloud

[stable tiger]

cloud put all his skill points into gay charisma

[sharp shuttle]

did you enjoy your ear explosion

[stable tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-baby-cry-gif-13060743193639102619

[molten bobcat]

lmao yes

as always

[stable tiger]

Real

[rancid snow]

was it easy for you

[molten bobcat]

yes

the only hiccups were date formatting

as always

[stable tiger]

as per usual

Yeah

I’m so glad I ordered more contacts

I’m blessed this fine day

[molten bobcat]

I got me some

Raisin bran

[stable tiger]

W moves

[sharp shuttle]

im enjoying some smoke rn

[molten bobcat]

All my snacks are healthy nowadays

[sharp shuttle]

feeling good guys

[stable tiger]

real

why she typing for 3 years

[sharp shuttle]

why not

[rancid snow]

my pipeline tooling is getting better, testing it against recent critical reports for the environment its for and its matching 50% of the True Positives so far. The ones its missings are easy fixes too

[stable tiger]

nvm I’m good char we aren’t cooked

[stable tiger]

next up Marcie unblocking @iron galleon

[whole snow]

hey guys, im creating one recon script in my own.
ill like to add lot of recon method inside that. it only focuses on subdomain enumeration now. i've added below tools in that script. if you guys share your knowledge that would be helpful for me to expand my customized script.

Already added tools
subfinder
assetfinder
amass
crt.sh (certificate transparency logs)

[stable tiger]

so it’s a recon script that just calls other scripts

Isn’t that a bit redundant

[rancid snow]

amass also already checks crt.sh iirc

[molten bobcat]

Do you have the authors of the other scripts permission to use their work

[whole snow]

yes, to make my work easy!

[stable tiger]

cloud discovers open source

[rancid snow]

why would they need that?

[stable tiger]

ns

[molten bobcat]

Warlock discovers that there's caveats to open source licensing

[sharp shuttle]

yo guys wtf they have these locking anime head things

[whole snow]

everythign is opensource and i didnt sell it bro 😭
using it for my own

[sharp shuttle]

oh god

[stable tiger]

yo my fault lemme call up 5pider everytime my malware uses havoc

infact I’ll ping him rn

[molten bobcat]

When I suggest that a system is flawed, pointing out an exaggeration isn't the best move

[hushed snow]

hi guys I am new in this field how can I know IP address if we are not in the same wifi ?

[molten bobcat]

There's a networking fundamentals module that's talks about this

In academy 🙂

[stable tiger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588029217376043023/1482250003920453712/tenor_1.gif

[hushed snow]

thanks!

[stable tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/laptop-hacking-hacker-cat-gif-5423768830271062600

[molten bobcat]

Meh, on the other hand

Making wrappers for tools is a known thing

[hushed snow]

which device do u use ? should I buy mac ?

[stable tiger]

prolly a computer

[whole snow]

yes buy mac and setup linux

[iron galleon]

thought i got pinged by someone tryna start shit with me again

[molten bobcat]

Weird advice

[stable tiger]

hey Paul Blart

[iron galleon]

yoo

[molten bobcat]

Nah it's just friends

Hallo

[whole snow]

[stable tiger]

Paul blart ur new snap name bro

[iron galleon]

alr

[stable tiger]

Bubble bass getting vaulted

[sharp shuttle]

identify this head and i will give you 10 dollars

[iron galleon]

Mods can we clean up the people who disagree with us

[whole snow]

grown man

[stable tiger]

cloud

[molten bobcat]

Do I know this head?

I have a mohawk bro

[stable tiger]

https://giphy.com/gifs/happy-cheer-smittymoocow-TxKEQ5QdQEGqtUB3sA

[molten bobcat]

Gimme some credit fuck

[sharp shuttle]

it cant be cloud because he has a mohawk

[stable tiger]

that is not the flex you think it is

Yo identify this head rq

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588029217376043023/1477822901880357055/ali5t7.gif

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/my-brand-contacts-cries-gif-13481688

[stable tiger]

unblock Paul blart

You hater

💔💔💔

[supple plume]

You can literally know what it is by reading the embedded info.

[molten bobcat]

Me and my mom quote this commercial to each other a lot

LOOK, LOOK WITH YOUR SPECIAL EYES

[supple plume]

Morning chat

[obtuse fern]

who?

[stable tiger]

computer trash

inside joke

[molten bobcat]

I could eat raisin bran forever

My goodness

[sharp shuttle]

let it be done

cloud i have bestowed upon you

[molten bobcat]

Brath get me my feed bag

[sharp shuttle]

the raisin bran touch

[molten bobcat]

I need my oats brother

[obtuse fern]

i mean, tbh, i'm not interested in continuously going back and forth with someone about a conversation that had already been established. Not a huge fan of repeating myself ad nauseum

[stable tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/oats-no-pigs-pig-brother-gif-8274685160072684375

[sharp shuttle]

everything you touch from now on will turn to bran

[stable tiger]

can I get a tldr

[molten bobcat]

Midas but way, way shittier

[stable tiger]

Midas from Fortnite

[sharp shuttle]

kellogs would hire you so they wouldnt need an entire factory

just you

with your hand under a water spout

[molten bobcat]

I like the crunch

[stable tiger]

Marcie I said a tldr and you’ve been typing for 3 mins

It cannot be this much beef

😭

[obtuse fern]

nah; you can likely find context by searching for the word 'scam', i'm just too tired/lazy to sum up a conversation that already happened

[molten bobcat]

What did bro say

[stable tiger]

he prolly Ragebaited her

I’ve taught him well

@iron galleon ❤️

[iron galleon]

I'm pretty much God

[rancid snow]

tldr: computertrash cares way too much for a service theyre not interested in

[obtuse fern]

^

[stable tiger]

• had a manic episode and shaved his head less than two weeks ago

[iron galleon]

bro

[stable tiger]

looks like someone fell for the ragebait

I’m proud of you twin

[obtuse fern]

the people that I have actually helped actually enjoyed it.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[iron galleon]

have u seen the clip where the prez goes like "hes going to die in june" and the speaker was like "well that wasnt public" when they were talking abt a congressman

[obtuse fern]

but if you're gonna bait bring new material in instead of recycling

[iron galleon]

LMAO

same energy

[stable tiger]

it seemed to have worked

[obtuse fern]

i'm not enraged lol, far from it my guy

[stable tiger]

Yes LMAO

[molten bobcat]

Comp, if it's any consolation, I know for a fact that Marcie isn't scamming people

[stable tiger]

sounds like ur mad lowkey

[molten bobcat]

So if you can take anyone's word please take mine

[obtuse fern]

nope

[molten bobcat]

Thank you and also I will hug you until you detonate

[obtuse fern]

I'm just using my American right to block whomever poses a minor inconvenience to my life

[molten bobcat]

Thats why I block Marcie to prevent the moderation powers from affecting me

[stable tiger]

sounds like ur mad

[molten bobcat]

Quit being goober

[obtuse fern]

if i was mad or fully baited trash would have been muted for like a whole day instead of me just blocking and moving on with my day

[iron galleon]

that would be mod abuse i think

[obtuse fern]

keep up your shenanigans and you get the block too <3

[obtuse fern]

like, i genuinely do not care lol. You asked, I answered, if that's any indication of me being mad, guess i'm mad

[stable tiger]

idk you seem pretty mad

[rancid snow]

tbh I think htb moderation guidelines are wussies and they should be more aggressive about moderation

but thats why Im not a mod

[stable tiger]

that sounds like some mod abuse and you’d need to be pretty mad for that

[molten bobcat]

It's also why I'm not a mod lmao

[iron galleon]

i'm sure there'd be a lot of censorship in your world

[fierce vale]

join chat, block everyone

[molten bobcat]

Y'all ain't about to be beefin like this when y'all share my server

I do not fuck with beef

[obtuse fern]

listen mad, there are several people whom have expressed certain things that I feel they should have been banned for, but for the sake of things they haven't because, and I quote, "they haven't said it in the discord, and it sets a bad precedent to make mod decisions for behavior off the platform"

[meager kernel]

Im also not a mod cause of the same reason they said, even though idk whats the Convo about

[molten bobcat]

Be adults now or be banished I ain't give a fuck

[stable tiger]

I’m clearly joking

😭

[molten bobcat]

Joke less pls

[stable tiger]

I’m not beefing I’m spamming “nah ur mad” 😭

[molten bobcat]

Don't do that

I ask nicely p please

[rancid snow]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-fine-crying-fine-i'm-okay-sure-i'm-okay-not-mad-gif-13600538853259079891

[stable tiger]

very well cloud

[stable tiger]

Marcie rn

ok I’ll stop before I get touched

😹

[obtuse fern]

i'm manually fixing stuff in my notes because at one point in time i was lazy and copy/pasted

[stable tiger]

sorry Marcie just banter love you!

[obtuse fern]

instead of writing in my own words

[uneven beacon]

[obtuse fern]

oh you're good warlock; it's why I joked about the block instead of just blocking and moving on and saying nothing LOL

[rancid snow]

have ai rewrite your notes in your own words

[stable tiger]

all good twin

@molten bobcat Marcie understands by now 99% of my chats are shitposts it’s ok

[molten bobcat]

I said something wrong the other week and Madfox roasted me for it

[stable tiger]

lowkirkepstenuinely n shi

[molten bobcat]

Deserved

[stable tiger]

no way my phone autocorrects that now

😭

[obtuse fern]

I find it extremely childish to go "I'm blocking you"; I just block and ignore the conversation

[rancid snow]

for like 4 hours

[molten bobcat]

GET A LIFE

[stable tiger]

get a book and stop saying wrong things buddy

[obtuse fern]

I still check blocked messages from time to time for moderation purposes, but that's about it

[molten bobcat]

Teehee

[stable tiger]

This is why ur on the blue team #skid

[molten bobcat]

I'm sorry who's employed rn?

Sit.

[stable tiger]

@iron galleon quick say the magic word (don’t)

[rancid snow]

[obtuse fern]

i've been collateraled

[stable tiger]

you’d like me to sit on it wouldn’t you pal

[molten bobcat]

When the wizard is threatened he responds with his signature spell

[white hollow]

Hi

[obtuse fern]

Fireball

[rancid snow]

Abracani

[stable tiger]

you could say he’s a pretty grand wizard

[molten bobcat]

Ayo no

[meager kernel]

@obtuse fern hi

[stable tiger]

I didn’t mean that

[meager kernel]

@obtuse fern hi

[stable tiger]

💀💀

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/dnd-dungeons-and-dragons-magic-missile-artificer-techno-wizard-gif-17480177951573292146

[white hollow]

Blue label

[meager kernel]

@obtuse fern hi

[stable tiger]

I’ve just realised

LMAO

Not what I meant

[obtuse fern]

hi kratos

[meager kernel]

Hru

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-get-a-job-soup-spongebob-squarepants-find-a-job-gif-19390154

[obtuse fern]

alive, i have a pulse -- i think

[molten bobcat]

Made u some soup

[stable tiger]

Made you sum

[meager kernel]

Good good

[obtuse fern]

This whole episode is fucking hilarious. I love the episodes where SpongeBob just fucking snaps

[stable tiger]

nvm that shits too freaky

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/me-first-dime-mr-krabs-spongebob-gif-8688863586668277762

What's that..?

[rancid snow]

considering the shit he puts people through its deserved from time to time

[molten bobcat]

Me first dime!

[obtuse fern]

like on a side note... HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE THAT

[molten bobcat]

His daughter is a whale

Stop asking questions you're not ready for the answer to

[rancid snow]

iirc shes canonically adopted

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/safetyncts-pearl-spongebob-meme-party-gif-22290091

[obtuse fern]

yes, pearl is adopted

Hey cloud, you Livin' like Larry?™

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-muscles-gif-11402579740479247818

[sharp shuttle]

dont feed that to a dog i swear to god dont do it

https://tenor.com/view/martha-speaks-blue-yeller-martha-dog-pbs-kids-meme-cat-gif-6525742001426863544