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obtuse fern
half lantern
sqlnoir is a goated website for learning SQL in a gamified way
i'll note this down
obtuse fern
supple plume
3+3+0 = 6
supple plume
Yep
half lantern
my interviewer was a youtuber
supple plume
He asked because it shows how familiar you are with it
sturdy thistle
Ohhhh
half lantern
i was also partially distracted by that fact
half lantern
no
scenic maple
is 5000 something a good answer?
supple plume
John hammon
sturdy thistle
Then
sturdy thistle
I’m a YouTuber too
supple plume
Is Not doxing
sturdy thistle
Nah but don’t
scenic maple
whats your content tho
sturdy thistle
Nice
minor pike
she really seems to not care :(
sturdy thistle
Try again
scenic maple
have you thought that she might not understand but she still listens cause of you
sturdy thistle
2 days until I go to gym again
half lantern
minor pike
once, when i was a kid (smaller than i am now) my dog ran off, and i locked myself in a room with her and cried telling her to not run off
half lantern
this handsome dude
minor pike
she never did after that
quasi ridge
tech interviews = HR's chance to pretend they know something useful
minor pike
have you thought that she might not understand but she still listens cause of yo...
i think she does understand, but doesnt listen cause its me
quasi ridge
and manager's chance to show he's not dead weight
half lantern
tech interviews = HR's chance to pretend they know something useful
he was not hr, i already past hr
if tech interviews are being conducted by hr thats a blessing
you can bs a lot
quasi ridge
shrugאין מה לעשות
supple plume
https://tenor.com/view/azumanga-chiyo-penguin-anime-gif-10410874
Wssaps you pro hacker already?
sturdy thistle
Yeah MySQL runs on port 1337 in a docker container
quasi lodge
Wssaps you pro hacker already?
America yaa
native plume
Congrats on pro hacker
half lantern
can also be a curse, cuz theyre reading off a paper that has answers, if you dont say exactly that you're screwed cuz they dont know anything else
minor pike
Congrats on pro hacker
ure really good at art
supple plume
can also be a curse, cuz theyre reading off a paper that has answers, if you don...
I failed at 1000 selection processes this year mostly ghosted
native plume
ure really good at art
Thank you 🔥
half lantern
I failed at 1000 selection processes this year mostly ghosted
i have a good resume to interview success rate
cuz my resume goated
crude lynx
almost all my tech first interview was from a tech guy, and there was one from hr i just don't like the interview at all and i knew i would fail
supple plume
i have a good resume to interview success rate
I have a good resume 6 years of experience and I am pretty good at what I do
rustic carbon
Congrats on pro hacker
Do you have art ?
minor pike
Thank you 🔥
im good at... well.. im good at... nevermind
supple plume
Hiring has become a torture device these days
native plume
Do you have art ?
Mostly on Pixiv and X, not a lot though
half lantern
I have a good resume 6 years of experience and I am pretty good at what I do
if you fail bro, i have no hope, im going to jump off a cliff and find a guy 8 minutes away from my house
minor pike
Mostly on Pixiv and X, not a lot though
twitter*
half lantern
but I love him so much
devout sail
Mostly on Pixiv and X, not a lot though
Do u have arts
minor pike
if you fail bro, i have no hope, im going to jump off a cliff and find a guy 8 m...
in that order?
rustic carbon
Mostly on Pixiv and X, not a lot though
You can dm me some if you want
minor pike
if you fail bro, i have no hope, im going to jump off a cliff and find a guy 8 m...
do it backwards
sturdy thistle
half lantern
in that order?
yes
minor pike
yeah u need to do it backwards u cant do it in that order
i mean i guess ive never tried thou
native plume
You can dm me some if you want
They're public, I'll spam this discord with htb fumo once I finish it lol
quasi ridge
America yaa
https://tenor.com/view/america-hurricane-happy4th-of-july-america-flag-independence-day-gif-21259025
supple plume
if you fail bro, i have no hope, im going to jump off a cliff and find a guy 8 m...
It's software development and mostly on my country I think cyber is not that fucked yet
half lantern
i will jump off a cliff, hopefully enter heaven and in the homes of heaven find my soulmate
devout sail
I just watched 2 ippsecs videos
Best time of the day 😁
supple plume
Mostly bc AI and shit
minor pike
i will jump off a cliff, hopefully enter heaven and in the homes of heaven find...
ohhhh
half lantern
It's software development and mostly on my country I think cyber is not that fuc...
software is so fucked cuz they will ask you weird theoretical stuff that has 0 bearing on your role
supple plume
i will jump off a cliff, hopefully enter heaven and in the homes of heaven find...
Soulmate is in last season
minor pike
software is so fucked cuz they will ask you weird theoretical stuff that has 0 b...
i got asked if i believed in god if a job interview
rustic carbon
They're public, I'll spam this discord with htb fumo once I finish it lol
Eee I wanna see
minor pike
that was really, really fun
supple plume
Brrrrr you don't lose points
sturdy thistle
Start hacking
minor pike
Stop yapping
mb
buoyant wyvern
is it retired yet
it is not retired yet
minor pike
im in class rn i cant hack
sturdy thistle
Run
native plume
Start hacking
I really should, thank you for the friendly reminder
sturdy thistle
It’s 7 pm
devout sail
Planning got retired
Do that
devout sail
I really should, thank you for the friendly reminder
You never do
half lantern
Brrrrr you don't lose points
you can't, dont they say once a machine has retired it doest count anymore
i will never do a retired machine
native plume
You never do
I'm just procrastinating on work
devout sail
you can't, dont they say once a machine has retired it doest count anymore
Yeah u don't lose any
You just don't gain any
devout sail
Hey I'm on screen
minor pike
what?? no
supple plume
i will never do a retired machine
Yeah but retired machines are good to check the writeup and see how other people approach the same box
half lantern
Yeah u don't lose any
You just don't gain any
if ive already done it, its still counts towards progress to rank yeah?
supple plume
I found myself that I do it kinda differently
native plume
I was doing Planning but as usual I get code execution without any progress 💀
devout sail
if ive already done it, its still counts towards progress to rank yeah?
Not forever
buoyant wyvern
Hey I'm on screen
you famous ohh my god
subtle plover
Ehlo
half lantern
Yeah but retired machines are good to check the writeup and see how other people...
im waiting for guardian to retire then
devout sail
Unless you gain a rank
native plume
I want to see where I messed up
minor pike
idk what to do
supple plume
im waiting for guardian to retire then
Guardian is ass
devout sail
I want to see where I messed up
Assssk me
subtle plover
Unless you gain a rank
I need pro hacker rank can u send me flags in dm
supple plume
Is pretty good I've done it
devout sail
I need pro hacker rank can u send me flags in dm
Yes 53 dorrar pet flag
supple plume
But kinda bothers to do xss all the time
half lantern
Is pretty good I've done it
took me 5 hours to see i needed to inject a reverse shell in some non descript script to gain some shell
quasi ridge
i got asked if i believed in god if a job interview
native plume
Let me finish work and I'll come back here and yap
devout sail
Let me finish work and I'll come back here and yap
Shoo
supple plume
took me 5 hours to see i needed to inject a reverse shell in some non descript s...
Also there is some things that i didn't find realistic in guardian
sturdy thistle
Tomorrow travel to Berlin
devout sail
subtle plover
Yes 53 dorrar pet flag
Bro charging offsec style pricing
half lantern
Also there is some things that i didn't find realistic in guardian
shoot
supple plume
Idk if I can say it here
half lantern
dm
devout sail
Bro charging offsec style pricing
Gotta earn to get a nice cert
sturdy thistle
Yeah
supple plume
Ok
sturdy thistle
Dm
devout sail
Well planning is retired so i can yap about it
buoyant wyvern
expecting another windows machine for the season, it would be great honestly
sturdy thistle
Let’s see what i eat today
half lantern
hacknet needs to retire
minor pike
how do pple find bugs in like hackerone
half lantern
also needs to be upgraded to hard
minor pike
theres so many pple there like wth
sturdy thistle
Almost at the hotel
buoyant wyvern
also needs to be upgraded to hard
but i think it is pretty realistic one
devout sail
hacknet needs to retire
Is that vulnlab or something?
sturdy thistle
Vulnlab machines are retired right away
Oh might be approaching the hotel in 1 hour
fleet herald
anyone else having an issues where metasploit is suddenly missing from parrot?
like it's gone lol
devout sail
like it's gone lol
hehe i was hungry sorry
fleet herald
I recently changed my username on the machine and thought I maybe messed something up but
why would that be the only thing(so far) that's missing?
devout sail
Hmm maybe u messed with path or something?
I keep mine in opt idk where the default one lives
sturdy thistle
So, Q&A now? Ask me what you want to know from me
devout sail
I'm bad at asking questions suddenly like this 💀
fleet herald
Hmm maybe u messed with path or something?
I keep mine in opt idk where the def...
I don't see anything when I use which msfconsole or whereis msfconsole
devout sail
things don't just vanish, you might have accidentally removed something
Search the place it usually lives
sturdy thistle
Good, no questions 
devout sail
I remember once I was doing a machine
And it was 4am
Evil-winrm broke and I was trying to remove ruby, and somehow removed all ruby apps (idk how)
devout sail
Good, no questions <:sadglas:751888349136027678> <:kek:889992816296595456>
Tomorrow, cube talk
fleet herald
I remember once I was doing a machine
And it was 4am
Evil-winrm broke and I was...
ah. I was messing with ruby yesterday
devout sail
:D
devout sail
Check other ruby tools
sturdy thistle
Tomorrow, cube talk
I fly back home tomorrow
fleet herald
Check other ruby tools
evil-winrm is present
devout sail
Oh then next week iguess
devout sail
evil-winrm is present
Reinstall metasploit
And don't get the latest one, idk the recent updates are sloppy
fleet herald
half lantern
so for oscp, do you have to solve like 3 htb tier boxes in 24 hours?
because i can only do one a day
devout sail
I’m bad at talking
There will be like at max 6 panel members.
So wouldn't be that messy
half lantern
So OSCP is just doing 3 insane box in a day?
bro no one can do that
cpts gives you 10 days, realistically 8 days cuz 2 days to do report if you want to an averagely done report
sturdy thistle
Pick wisely
rustic carbon
I wanna do all the blue team certs
devout sail
Blue boring
sturdy thistle
I’m lurking here
devout sail
cpts gives you 10 days, realistically 8 days cuz 2 days to do report if you want...
So 10d for 3 box?
sturdy thistle
If someone wants to chat, dm
devout sail
I’m lurking here
rustic carbon
Blue boring
Naw
devout sail
Which part is interesting?
Tbh i haven't done anything other than htb machine to know
scenic maple
If someone wants to chat, dm
altho i do have one question how did she let you go to that event 
half lantern
So 10d for 3 box?
i think cpts is like mix between easy medium, smedium
sturdy thistle
Who
scenic maple
not the current one the old one
sturdy thistle
What
devout sail
I assume binary analysis is blue ?
scenic maple
you remember posting a photo about a event in berlin
scenic maple
scenic maple
bet
sturdy thistle
PG13 and stuff
scenic maple
lets just keep it at that
sturdy thistle
That would be PG30 otherwise
rustic carbon
Which part is interesting?
Tbh i haven't done anything other than htb machine t...
The chasing down degenerates part
After finding them
rustic carbon
This ice cream is so good rn
devout sail
The chasing down degenerates part
No wonder u find it fun
rustic carbon
Waiting for the end of this cornetto
half lantern
That would be PG30 otherwise
for manchildren that still live at home
sturdy thistle
What
rustic carbon
I request
half lantern
actually ngl unless youre engaging in sexy time a lot, living at home is pretty ideal
who actually wants to live alone
sturdy thistle
Not me
half lantern
shits depressing yo
sturdy thistle
Ye
quasi ridge
half lantern
id only move out to live with someone else
supple plume
I fantasize sometimes with getting a camper van
half lantern
all men have a phase
quasi ridge
I fantasize sometimes with getting a camper van
feeling it literally right now
while my kids run wild and my wife's just given it up and is too exhausted to say no or otherwise enforce order and present a team defense
quasi ridge
being married has 100% blackpilled me
sturdy thistle
So I sent it once
half lantern
being married has 100% blackpilled me
that your wife settled for your looks?
sturdy thistle
Now one person knows
quasi ridge
today on the bus an attractive lady was staring at me...and I caught her several times....so I got eye contact then went back to playing candy crush
half lantern
its my well kept secret guys
quasi ridge
making sure to make eye contact every so often
half lantern
im a looksmaxx . org mod
quasi ridge
so she kept looking..and then...back I go to game
sturdy thistle
I don’t wanna know what it is
muted olive
You just lost the game
supple plume
me neither, someone let me know
quasi ridge
that your wife settled for your looks?
prolly my height realistically
half lantern
its a looksmaxxing blackpill incel forum that doesnt allow girls
sturdy thistle
Dm if needed
half lantern
but im a mod cuz no one believes someone who talks like me is actually a girl
quasi ridge
anyways..bus chick got frustrated after a while and got off looking all mad
sturdy thistle
I have no clue if this is allowed or not here
quasi ridge
lol she was pretty so I knew that I had to play it that way
get that insecurity going
sturdy thistle
Bus chick 😂
half lantern
prolly my height realistically
marriage is blackpilling when the access to cooter suddenly stops very conveniently
supple plume
I hadd to google it
quasi ridge
marriage is blackpilling when the access to cooter suddenly stops very convenien...
marriage is blackpilling when you start to see you're more a tool and means to an end than a valued partner
sturdy thistle
I’m not married
half lantern
marriage is blackpilling when you start to see you're more a tool and means to a...
yeah pretty much, unless you're chad that's what you are, i only date chads cuz i can't imagine using a guy, rather be single
rustic carbon
I’m back with a burger
sturdy thistle
Yes
quasi ridge
yeah pretty much, unless you're chad that's what you are, i only date chads cuz ...
I've concluded as well that a lot of redpill content out there and mgtow content isn't all that off base about modern relationships
half lantern
marriage is blackpilling when you start to see you're more a tool and means to a...
because love really, is an extreme attachment to genetics and personality in reality, if youre sub par in genes you're ultimately highly replaceable, and loving things that are replaceable to an extent we see in movies is hard
half lantern
I've concluded as well that a lot of redpill content out there and mgtow content...
red pill content is cope tier
quasi ridge
for me, it was a realization that it's just about whose going to willingly be the side to lose more
and I don't really want to lose
but I'm only here because it costs more right now
no kids? gg, I'm not sure it's working
meager kernel
whatcha all talking about
quasi ridge
here's half of my nothing
half lantern
for me, it was a realization that it's just about whose going to willingly be th...
i want to be the loser, because it means i have something that's better than myself in value, and I might not lose them because men are easier to please than women
half lantern
whatcha all talking about
blackpill
minor pike
i want to be the loser, because it means i have something that's better than mys...
what the fuck is going on btw?
sturdy thistle
Idk why but sometimes the one word comes into my mind from you earlier lol
supple plume
why is it so complex
minor pike
i need like a summary
quasi ridge
i want to be the loser, because it means i have something that's better than mys...
have you seen the stats?
half lantern
why is it so complex
talking about the intricasies of love
balmy fiber
what the fuck is going on btw?
who knows
half lantern
have you seen the stats?
most divorce initiated by women
minor pike
trev still owes me money
quasi ridge
gay men: 25% divorce rate. Straights: 50-70 depending on survey. lesbians: 70+%
minor pike
wassup alex
le valio madres los websites q le hice
balmy fiber
I thought that was cleared up months ago
balmy fiber
xd
half lantern
LIKE im moving countries for a man, i hack looking at my man on the left side of my screen, the reason why i am is because ultimately i deem him more valuable than myself, and its worth like moving
quasi ridge
I thought that was cleared up months ago
any person who has ever sat and observed friendships of young girls, like their sisters or daughters, knows it's true
sturdy thistle
Move to Cyprus
quasi ridge
Move to Cyprus
doable..just an hour away
sturdy thistle
Really?
quasi ridge
yea
sturdy thistle
Turkish?
quasi ridge
🇮🇱
quasi ridge
what, you fled to Cyprus permanently?
sturdy thistle
Not yet
half lantern
gay men: 25% divorce rate. Straights: 50-70 depending on survey. lesbians: 70+...
women dating each other is catastrophic cuz there's 2 women involved
sturdy thistle
I’ll move within the next few years
scenic maple
prolly my height realistically
whats that
half lantern
whats that
bro is probs 5"6
quasi ridge
some of the evol theorist types suggest that a lot of it has to do with women being taken captive most of history..so they gotta read, adapt, and move within new social orders constantly while partners come and go..sometimes whacked on a whim...sometimes dying in war
warped zenith
moving is more and more appetizing
quasi ridge
whats that
officially, ~6'3.. but I worked in tunnels for some years so I feel like I've shrank with the back bend
rustic carbon
gay men: 25% divorce rate. Straights: 50-70 depending on survey. lesbians: 70+...
If you don’t date you can avoid statistics completely 
sturdy thistle
Those topics here lol
scenic maple
once upoen a time there was a gatekeeping thing on htb and we used to talk about hacking back then
😩
quasi ridge
I had my 10% beer and I'm just sort of frustrated by easily avoidable problems
quasi ridge
What is hacking
that thing that gets chics
sturdy thistle
I have a girl
supple plume
you own it?
kind bramble
that thing that gets chics
that thing that can makes you bald*
quasi ridge
that thing that can makes you bald*
what is...........having children
kind bramble
what is...........having children
quasi ridge
or being Asian...or Mexican..above age 30
glacial crane
I don't understand what's so good about getting married
kind bramble
what 💀
kind bramble
I don't understand what's so good about getting married
It depends on the person you marry
quasi ridge
I don't understand what's so good about getting married
tax breaks..but that more evens out what you spend 😉
buoyant wyvern
I don't understand what's so good about getting married
well humanity will continue
quasi ridge
well humanity will continue
supple plume
or being Asian...or Mexican..above age 30
is this bad?
supple plume
I wish I was bald
glacial crane
Literally the divorce rate is very high. I understand it from the perspective of a woman who doesn't work, who marries a wealthy man and then ends up with half of his assets, but not the other way around.
quasi ridge
also general hairlessness
kind bramble
I wish I was bald
I'm glad I'm not
supple plume
I have to shave my head to anticipate baldness
warped zenith
baldness starting very early
dont worry as you bald youll get more hair elsewhere. naturei s balancer
hoary nebula
@supple plume
kind bramble
you would need a good sunscreen
supple plume
<@1383455717561733181>
the audacity
quasi ridge
dont worry as you bald youll get more hair elsewhere. naturei s balancer
I got my dad's side there...nobody died bald in my memory
kind bramble
I got my dad's side there...nobody died bald in my memory
you can be the first
sturdy thistle
We’re in Athens
quasi ridge
my grandfather died with more hair than not..my dad and uncle are 70+ and still have hair, though my uncle shaves his..
glacial crane
I have been bald since I was 12 years old
supple plume
head shaved is a bliss
quasi ridge
certainly makes summer bearable
quasi ridge
I have been bald since I was 12 years old
kind bramble
https://tenor.com/view/bald-man-lick-bald-man-yummy-stare-bald-man-orange-juice-...
this guy is bazillian
supple plume
I'm 30 I'm far from being bald but the comfort of a hearless head is something else
kind bramble
😭
sturdy thistle
Probably 20 more
kind bramble
mick what you think
sturdy thistle
I starve
glacial crane
In reality, baldness is a neurotransspiration mechanism useful for the most intelligent.
sturdy thistle
I don’t think
kind bramble
I don’t think
the machine himself
quasi ridge
In reality, baldness is a neurotransspiration mechanism useful for the most inte...
yea, so why does the Arab guy who my office has on payroll for 2x/wk cleaning have the job he has and why'd he pay thousands in Turkey to get hair implants?
sturdy thistle
I saw things
kind bramble
what
sturdy thistle
Things
warped zenith
yea, so why does the Arab guy who my office has on payroll for 2x/wk cleaning ha...
everyone is insecure about something? Or he's hunting for a mate and has to break the superficial barriers
kind bramble
nice
sturdy thistle
Just I didn’t know before
quasi ridge
everyone is insecure about something? Or he's hunting for a mate and has to bre...
tbh he's not a bad looking guy, straight guy talking..\
kind bramble
about baldness?
kind bramble
tbh he's not a bad looking guy, straight guy talking..\
quasi ridge
when he told me I was sort of shocked..I thought he got a haircut
turns out he had spent the week getting implants
lol
sturdy thistle
Have to charge my phone damn
kind bramble
I need to sleep so I can go back to work 
quasi ridge
I told him his haircut looked tight. He was like "no, I got implants"
so I wished him well anyway, asked what it cost and where...he told me "too much but it's worth it"
but this is like..a part time janitor guy..so how much could he realistically make..even if he has several clients lined up?
glacial crane
looks matters, people are usually treated better in almost all areas according to how good they look.
kind bramble
Some things go beyond money 
glacial crane
If someone undergoes cosmetic surgery of any kind, it is not so much about how they see themselves but rather the perception they have of how others perceive them, and an advantage of security at a social level impacts the person's well-being daily.
quasi ridge
I guess
in their world though, how the guy look doesn't really matter so much as who his family is
quasi ridge
I knew a guy from the grocery store who explained to me that if you want any hope in getting married you either come from a family with a name and money or you have some gold stocked away specially for marriage because you worked and bought some
hoary nebula
I ping @quasi ridge , i leave
quasi ridge
it came up because he was fretting about the girl he crushed on getting engaged..and I was like..my dude, in my world that'd get your ass beat to continue pining for her...in yours, it's a death wish..don't do it
then we discussed the various subtleties of that world
meager kernel
hello
kind bramble
Marriage is about love, not money
meager kernel
are yall still talking about dating
glacial crane
I think I can reduce what I said to the analogy that Nietzsche once gave regarding morality having aesthetic criteria: we repudiate the cockroach, we admire the butterfly, we mistreat the pig, we take care of the dog.
meager kernel
few hours ago too it was the same discussion
kind bramble
few hours ago too it was the same discussion
need to talk about hacking
kind bramble
zap zap
quasi lodge
America ya
kind bramble
meager kernel
im watching my friend solve a retired machine
meager kernel
cause i was stuck on it
kind bramble
Pro Hacker
quasi lodge
quasi lodge
niiiiiiiiiice
Yes
kind bramble
congrats brooo
meager kernel
maybe someday ill become pro hacker too
kind bramble
maybe someday ill become pro hacker too
💯
exotic pendant
😄
kind bramble
frostb1te
meager kernel
hey frostbite
kind bramble
meager kernel
hows it going
exotic pendant
got a new windwos bug im working on
quasi ridge
I think I can reduce what I said to the analogy that Nietzsche once gave regardi...
my dude, all the above survived til now..
kind bramble
got a new windwos bug im working on
damn, GL
meager kernel
got a new windwos bug im working on
good luck
glacial crane
my dude, all the above survived til now..
Insects are impossible to eradicate, pigs are artificially reproduced because they involve production processes that are beneficial to us.
quasi ridge
Insects are impossible to eradicate, pigs are artificially reproduced because th...
my dude..pigs have survived all over the globe without humanity
to the point of being a hunted nuisance in some areas
glacial crane
to the point of being a hunted nuisance in some areas
I am referring to those that we have reach, if we look at them in other environments that are not intervened by humans, they obviously have their evolutionary reasons for having survived, but I am referring to those that intervene in an environment no dominated by humans.
but rather to the ability we have to domesticate some animals and choose others as sufficiently inferior to be able to manipulate them to our liking.
Although even with domesticated animals there is a clear power situation that favors us, it is different because we do not kill them and our morality does not seem invisible to them.
quasi ridge
many of them do just fine
there are stories of feral pigs, cows, sheep, cats,dogs,camels,goats
rustic carbon
quasi ridge
all living independently on some island or in some backwater
even horses
horses have boomed in 500y since reintroduction to the Americas
after having been extinct naturally before that
rocky tartan
why we don't have fur
rustic carbon
all living independently on some island or in some backwater
Living alone is SO nice
It’s so nice to just be chilling
rustic carbon
That’s hair not fur
rocky tartan
uh..some people do..
like very thick fur like goats
rustic carbon
There’s a condition that a family had where they were very fluffy. I see it on a documentary
Made them look cute
rocky tartan
it is cute
rocky tartan
i like hair
frigid mountain
I'd get lasered from the neck down if I could
quasi ridge
like very thick fur like goats
my dude I knew some guys that were like gorillas at 13
frigid mountain
laser tattoo removal yes very much
rustic carbon
If you use an epilator it hurts but it takes ages for the hair to grow back
raven rain
i should get my hair lasered
rocky tartan
I'd get lasered from the neck down if I could
bro no let the hair be
quasi ridge
who were getting drinks at the immigrant run gas station that doesn't check id bc of their hairiness
raven rain
raven rain
https://tenor.com/view/eggman-outcome-memories-master-plan-saiyan-walk-eggman-do...
this is the kind of body i'm looking to have
rocky tartan
my dude I knew some guys that were like gorillas at 13
where
rocky tartan
I wanna be a seal
no that's bad
rustic carbon
https://tenor.com/view/adib-seal-sea-lion-adib-seal-gif-24273020
It’s getting colder outside. I don’t
rocky tartan
like very thick hair ?
quasi ridge
yea
frigid mountain
Tehrangeles
rustic carbon
I like the in between stage where I’m like a hedgehog
frigid mountain
rustic carbon
Aww
rocky tartan
princess treatment
quasi ridge
dude what I'd do for:
hand massage
foot massage
rustic carbon
Full body massage
quasi ridge
but the process to get that is either too expensive or too embarrassing
hand and foot is all you need
the rest is extra
rocky tartan
and a happy ending
rustic carbon
but the process to get that is either too expensive or too embarrassing
Too expensive
quasi ridge
either and you're a whole new person
both and you're a god
I cannot even fathom the whole package
visual hollow
rustic carbon
I’ve never had a hand massage, didn’t know that was even a thing
quasi ridge
(i.e. happy ending and full massage and those)
quasi ridge
I’ve never had a hand massage, didn’t know that was even a thing
I had an ex that did them..wow
visual hollow
I’ve never had a hand massage, didn’t know that was even a thing
I need a massage
quasi ridge
for those of us using their hands...
it's something
imagine your hands become light again
frigid mountain
I’ve never had a hand massage, didn’t know that was even a thing
that's weird I was thinking about this this week. In highschool the girls that were taking like pre-nursing classes learned to give hand massages so we guys were all lining up for them 😂
supple plume
I need a massage
visual hollow
<:sus:1097986501108834364>
What?
quasi ridge
that's weird I was thinking about this this week. In highschool the girls that ...
if you've had them, you know what it's all about
visual hollow
supple plume
What is a hand massage
quasi ridge
your hands feel light and fluffy again
not that my hands hurt or anything..but..it's just..a feeling I can't describe beyond that
frigid mountain
if you've had them, you know what it's all about
yeah...people forget about how tight all those muscles and tendons and things get from gripping constantly
quasi ridge
or typing
frigid mountain
yes..hand use in general
quasi ridge
this was..20y ago pretty much..and I was big on pc gaming then
frigid mountain
we use them every waking moment probably
quasi ridge
for me it was like..whoa
supple plume
Is there massage for hands
visual hollow
Apparently
quasi ridge
Yessssssss
pure kayak
just rub your hands buddy
quasi ridge
nah it's a whole process
frigid mountain
quasi ridge
but good luck finding it or getting someone who doesn't know it to give you what you need
pure kayak
im not a cute anime girl
supple plume
Not anime
pure kayak
also that looks pretty useless what he's doing in the gif
supple plume
What the heck
pure kayak
hand massage or regular?
quasi ridge
the only massages I know of around here are given by Russian/Soviets and they're............all inclusive
not really a thing here
supple plume
Soviets!
rustic carbon
hand massage or regular?
General massage
pure kayak
wait russian males or females
supple plume
You are usama 0
quasi ridge
pure kayak
no im usama and philosophical null byte at the end
supple plume
I read 0
pure kayak
like a c string
visual hollow
I’m so confused
hoary nebula
Well well well
hoary nebula
I’m so confused
Changed pf
visual hollow
Changed pf
Maybe
hoary nebula
im not a cute anime girl
You are one tho
pure kayak
wait how much are the all inclusive russian/soviet massages
pure kayak
still curious tho
hoary nebula
pure kayak
can't be more than 100$ aint no way
hoary nebula
Usama
quasi ridge
عاهرات
pure kayak
that means afterlife for you muricans
frigid mountain
hamrat?
quasi ridge
eiharat
hoary nebula
I ping @raven rain
quasi ridge
but you were pretty close @frigid mountain
supple plume
I ping @subtle plover
quasi ridge
you thought aha was mem
frigid mountain
I know the Farsi alphabet so I can pronounce things kind of but idk wtf anything in Arabic means
quasi ridge
hoob
hoary nebula
I ping <@353113617643601931>
The audacity
pure kayak
russians are strong chat
hoary nebula
@subtle plover
pure kayak
i like strong women
supple plume
@subtle plover ching chong
frigid mountain
quasi ridge
in est hoob
hoary nebula
in est hoob
Is that english
pure kayak
chat why does my head hurt all the time
scenic maple
doesnt c string end with \0
pure kayak
hello buddy ghulam
quasi ridge
chat why does my head hurt all the time
scenic maple
hi buddy usama
frigid mountain
chat why does my head hurt all the time
If I had a head like that it would hurt too 
pure kayak
yes buddy it ends with a null byte
quasi ridge
you walked right into that one
pure kayak
no special characters buddy
scenic maple
discord issue
pure kayak
how's the farm coming along buddy
scenic maple
no farm until next 3-4 years
pure kayak
damn
scenic maple
farm needs lots of money
quasi ridge
use bonemeal
pure kayak
wut
quasi ridge
https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-memes-minecraft-sheep-sheep-lamb-gif-16837627411917827397
scenic maple
its a fertilizer type of thing
pure kayak
never heard of bonemeal before
hoary nebula
@lilac cipher wake up buddy
pure kayak
just use cow poop as fertilizer
scenic maple
transportation would be a issue
quasi ridge
use your hands
pure kayak
take one of those hand carts
quasi ridge
pure kayak
or your hands yes
pure kayak
no joke tho, i recently saw a guy shoveling cow poop out of a field with his hands
and there was a shovel available in the field
dense ruin
Or just act like civilized humans and use a shovel
elder inlet
Should I buy this and wear it on Halloween?
devout sail
Lmao my first time seeing a mute
elder inlet
(I work in Education IT)
pure kayak
why use shovel when you have hand
quasi ridge
@pure kayak I actually get it
sometimes it does a better job, or is easier to reach a space, or things like that
dense ruin
cause you've been taking in too many fumes
quasi ridge
but usually it's just stam ignorance
dense ruin
doesn't matter if you get some dirt mixed in anyways
rustic carbon
Lmao my first time seeing a mute
I didn’t see it
rustic carbon
That girl got it
Which one
devout sail
Which one <:sus:1097986501108834364>
devout sail
Which one <:sus:1097986501108834364>
I uhh, the one who was active in chat
I forgot username
Even tho i just saw it 💀
rustic carbon
Phish ?
visual hollow
I like fish
pure kayak
no one actually likes fish
rustic carbon
I forgot username
Even tho i just saw it 💀
pure kayak
its just a shitty substitute for beef
scenic maple
no one actually likes fish
can confirm
quasi ridge
ummmmmmmmmmm ya
devout sail
<:pepe_hmmm:1310333235175358476>
I phish pro max
rustic carbon
I phish pro max
Yah shocker
visual hollow
no one actually likes fish
I like fish
devout sail
Fish is good ig cooked well
glacial crane
fish have feelings
devout sail
I used to have my refrigerator full of it
pure kayak
its shittier than chicken
visual hollow
can confirm
You traitor
devout sail
It was soo annoying lmao
rustic carbon
She’ll just make ANOTHER alt
lilac cipher
<@665125555166904320> wake up buddy
Fuck off
devout sail
She’ll just make ANOTHER alt
Hard to do it
Everyone will instantly know
pure kayak
any good fish i've seen has tons of spices to make it palatable
devout sail
Anyways I'm certified cutie
rustic carbon
Your name makes sense now lol
Wow
devout sail
I got joey in my list 
rustic carbon
Damn
pure kayak
Anyways I'm certified cutie
you've got a boobs server tag, ur a certified pervert
scenic maple
@half lantern you can speak now but dont say it again
sturdy thistle
Wow <:kek:889992816296595456>
Shots fired
devout sail
you've got a boobs server tag, ur a certified pervert
Yeah
sturdy thistle
<@584732015438594048> you can speak now but dont say it again
Dm me the word
I wanna know
devout sail
Curiosity kills the chat or something
sturdy thistle
Beer with g0blin
rustic carbon
Shots fired <:kek:889992816296595456>
That’s just a taste
sturdy thistle
Mission accomplished
rustic carbon
dense ruin
damn I could use a beer rn
scenic maple
devout sail
If i ever meet them I'm gonna be awkward and do no convo
rustic carbon
Meet who?
rustic carbon
Approach with beer and just drink
Noted
sturdy thistle
I don’t ping them
devout sail
They do enjoy drinking XD
I think mick been at it from last 3 days too
Or 2
Timezones mess up the memory
rustic carbon
Do NOT redeem the gift card!
devout sail
Ok
scenic maple
I think mick been at it from last 3 days too
thats the whole htb retreat
supple plume
Dont ping zqa chat
devout sail
thats the whole htb retreat <:kek:889992816296595456>
So 3 💀
frail turtle
I hate smokers
devout sail
I too
dense ruin
you guys are gonna give zqa shell shock
devout sail
Someday I'll stop smoking
quasi ridge
rustic carbon
<:1000yard_stare:1253540275947704370>
I went to an event and sat alone
I just observed
sturdy thistle
How
supple plume
I hate smokers
You hate me bro 💔
rustic carbon
And then I went and got ice cream
sturdy thistle
Can’t understand why
devout sail
I went to an event and sat alone <:kek:889992816296595456>
I tried to do that too
Ended up with 3 good friends tho
sturdy thistle
I think mick been at it from last 3 days too
Hm?
dense ruin
As long as you pretend to be sociable I'm sure you'll find people to talk to
devout sail
1 or 2 hour ok
Then you lose all of the energy
raven rain
i will train a neural network to build AD labs
supple plume
50% of being social is pretending to be social
devout sail
works a charm
What if you dont drink
terse dirge
i will train a neural network to build AD labs
Good luck getting it to run the proper powershell commands
dense ruin
uh... welp gl
frail turtle
You hate me bro 💔
raven rain
talk to people to talk to people and eventually you'll learn how to talk to people and maybe even enjoy talking to people
devout sail
i will train a neural network to build AD labs
Tbh you can make it to some huge map of vulnerability which makes complex chaining
But you'll get bored
dense ruin
yeah just go put on some subway surfers in the background and you'll be fine
raven rain
lol
devout sail
Imagine making AD machine which has simple permission vulnerability, but u add 5 different path that is 10 or so hops of vulnerable chain and leads to same vulnerability there too
devout sail
yeah just go put on some subway surfers in the background and you'll be fine
Nah that annoys me
Gimme family guy or something
dense ruin
Nah that annoys me
Gimme family guy or something
it's supposed to so you work on what you need to
rustic carbon
My job at my current role. I have to now start making CTF on GCP. Bit nervous
devout sail
My job at my current role. I have to now start making CTF on GCP. Bit nervous
By yourself?
Or got team?
rustic carbon
Just me we have company wide ctf things for the security folks
devout sail
What's GCP here
devout sail
Hardest part is to find the good vulnerabilities and picking the place to add them
rustic carbon
Learning how to upload them through flask container
dense ruin
What's GCP here
google cloud provider iirc
rustic carbon
Yeah, but I don’t even know the first thing on how to even make one. I’m learning how to do it in four minutes.
Flask
devout sail
Pick the vulnerabilities you wanna add
dense ruin
just use ctfd
devout sail
Then find a theme
rustic carbon
I get that but what I’m saying is designing the entire thing
dense ruin
as a starting point and then make challenges
devout sail
Then implement legit thing and add vulnerability
raven rain
yes ctfd, the ctf daemon
rustic carbon
Staring in 3 mins wish me luck
devout sail
Good luck
dense ruin
sets all the annoying stuff like scoring/webui and such up for you
devout sail
When u make challenge, and who'll test it
devout sail
sets all the annoying stuff like scoring/webui and such up for you
Oh i didn't know about such thing
I thought 0re was joking with CTF daemon 💀
dense ruin
nah it's been around for a long while
rustic carbon
I’ll Google ctf daemon
dense ruin
how do you think ctfs spawn all over the place so quick
devout sail
Tbh that person mostly joke around so i put all of 0re message as trol message 💀
raven rain
rustic carbon
Like I said, I don’t know shit about anything except how to use a CTF never got the chance to make one, but this will be a good development moment
devout sail
how do you think ctfs spawn all over the place so quick
They don't code everything?
I felt like cheating when i didn't made whole website and used some template 💀
raven rain
just going to pretend like i knew the entire time
devout sail
I KMEW IT
dense ruin
Like I said, I don’t know shit about anything except how to use a CTF never got ...
just use ctfd and save yourself a whole heap of initial dev time
better to spend that on the challenges themselves
rustic carbon
:saved:
dense ruin
unless you're just a masochist
rustic carbon
I will bring it up to him
dense ruin
then I can't save you
sturdy thistle
devout sail
Oh that is ctfd, it literally makes you a platform
devout sail
dense ruin
gimme
rustic carbon
just use ctfd and save yourself a whole heap of initial dev time
He said we are using it already
dense ruin
didn't catch that if he did
rustic carbon
All is good
dense ruin
yep I'm still kicking
sturdy thistle
Awesome
quasi ridge
man the fries are small
gyro is ok size bc Europe but..fries, you got ripped off
even for Europe that's a bs amount
rocky tartan
i like the internet
sturdy thistle
I can eat again
rustic carbon
What’s your least favourite thing about windows ?
heady sage
rocky tartan
What’s your least favourite thing about windows ?
humm windows is perfect
sturdy thistle
What’s your least favourite thing about windows ?
It’s windows
rocky tartan
i say if you don't like windows create an alternative
scenic maple
linux is the alternative
half lantern
Can you apply to the some consultancy twice
rustic carbon
It’s windows <:kek:889992816296595456>
I hate edge. I hate systems that don’t allow you to remove something. Why does windows come with ten different remote access tools. I don’t need remote access for my personal computer.
Just wanna YEET
rocky tartan
cmd tool is cool
rocky tartan
the name of the commands is nice
sturdy thistle
I need it for gaming
fiery copper
I hate edge. I hate systems that don’t allow you to remove something. Why does w...
Actually you can remove parts of windows
rustic carbon
Actually you can remove parts of windows
🪛
obtuse fern
I need to suddenly and mysteriously gain $3k
rustic carbon
I need to suddenly and mysteriously gain $3k
Literally
I actually do
SO I CAN LEAVE ENGLAND
fiery copper
I need to suddenly and mysteriously gain $3k
I need only 500$
rocky tartan
i need one dollar
rustic carbon
Put the whole thing in the bin
fiery copper
To be able to afford like 3 certs
rustic carbon
rocky tartan
one dollar will make me happy
fiery copper
one dollar will make me happy
rocky tartan
how difficult to make one dollar in this economy
fiery copper
how difficult to make one dollar in this economy
First you need a job, cant get any non-IT jobs cuz parents dont allow you (my case)
half lantern
First you need a job, cant get any non-IT jobs cuz parents dont allow you (my ca...
Are your parents slow
sturdy thistle
SO I CAN LEAVE ENGLAND
Fcking leave
rustic carbon
I need it for gaming
Fighting this computer rn
fiery copper
Are your parents slow
Nah they just are old fashioned
half lantern
Why is everyone talking about leaving England
sturdy thistle
At some point I shouldn’t write here anymore
half lantern
When I dream about living in it
sturdy thistle
2nd ordered
fiery copper
They would rather see me unemployed than having a non-it job
rocky tartan
i like fixing printers
rustic carbon
At some point I shouldn’t write here anymore
You feeling it are ya
half lantern
At some point I shouldn’t write here anymore
Bro can hack but can't take general chat
sturdy thistle
Yes
rustic carbon
The beer stacking
fiery copper
It’s better when I stop then
Mick pls be my unc
half lantern
They would rather see me unemployed than having a non-it job
My parents hate that I never had a NON IT job cuz I never learnt the meaning of "hard work"
rocky tartan
who here loves love ?
fiery copper
My parents hate that I never had a NON IT job cuz I never learnt the meaning of ...
I have like 150 job applications, got accepted to one, they learnt on the phone that I dont know german, gets rejected
half lantern
I have like 150 job applications, got accepted to one, they learnt on the phone ...
I just get approached by recruiter
rustic carbon
I’m at skylark hotel
You’re only three hours away
half lantern
Cuz the applications I put in myself
Never goes anywhere
Also does bugcrowd have a discord server
I need that junior pen testing job
sturdy thistle
You’re only three hours away
Then it’s midnight
quasi ridge
I need to suddenly and mysteriously gain $3k
rustic carbon
Then it’s midnight
Ah yeah
sturdy thistle
But yeah it’ll better to stop maybe at some point otherwise I get banned
fiery copper
But yeah it’ll better to stop maybe at some point otherwise I get banned
The only reason youll get banned is for passing the maximum age
quasi ridge
Then it’s midnight
obtuse fern
Go home mick, youre drunk
frigid mountain
Mick needs a designated yapper
fiery copper
Have a friend drunk with you so you can share the fun
sturdy thistle
Go home mick, youre drunk
No just had 1 beer
fiery copper
Being lonely and drunk sucks
frigid mountain
No just had 1 beer
That's what you tell the nice officer
fiery copper
No just had 1 beer
Is that a 5L beer?
rustic carbon
But yeah it’ll better to stop maybe at some point otherwise I get banned
You’re staff aren’t you immune
fiery copper
You’re staff aren’t you immune
Well depends lets check the property of wood
sturdy thistle
You’re staff aren’t you immune
I think that at least @scenic maple can’t ban me
rustic carbon
100 disk
sturdy thistle
Don’t wanna try tho
scenic maple
yeah me neither
rustic carbon
Yah
scenic maple
its better to have you here
devout sail
What's that 💀
rustic carbon
Doing pc stuff
quasi ridge
Being lonely and drunk sucks
only happens if you have no trees to talk to..in which case, pick a rock
rustic carbon
And this pc isnt stuffing
fiery copper
only happens if you have no trees to talk to..in which case, pick a rock
Rock + stick = fire
devout sail
Oh i didn't get banned
I just left
vivid flower
Its ok if u dont wanna say
fiery copper
Or a pickaxe
devout sail
Its ok if u dont wanna say
Cuz I dunno what that server is for
vivid flower
I think its just that guys ad platform
obtuse fern
Oh i didn't get banned
I just left
Do you WANT to get banned (for like 5 seconds)
fiery copper
Now u know
devout sail
Do you WANT to get banned (for like 5 seconds)
Nop,. I'll lose my holo
obtuse fern
Now u know
No, its not. And lets not joke about that either
quasi ridge
Rock + stick = fire
drunk + rock + stick = baseball and falling on your ass
fiery copper
Mick how old are u
devout sail
I think its just that guys ad platform
I'm pretty tight on server limit
So had to leave it for other servers
sturdy thistle
38 
sturdy thistle
https://tenor.com/view/fail-ouch-dizzy-bat-drunk-baseball-gif-3952820
Leaked me
obtuse fern
Staff punishment is above our paygrade
obtuse fern
I think its coded into the bot
fiery copper
Staff punishment is above our paygrade
You know what else is above my paygrade?
Having a job
obtuse fern
Having a job
Same bro
vivid flower
Skill issue
glacial crane
@obtuse fern
obtuse fern
https://tenor.com/view/what-are-you-talking-about-huh-what-what-are-you-saying-stirring-gif-17820207
gray wraith
Do u guys use anything from F5? If Yes, dont, they had a HUGE incident
quasi ridge
I never touch the F buttons
sturdy thistle
Crtl F5
sturdy thistle
Oh crtl R
scenic maple
just read the code it should be possible https://github.com/hackthebox/Hackster/blob/main/src/cmds/core/ban.py#L49
sturdy thistle
Try?
scenic maple
nah too risky
sturdy thistle
Not at all
scenic maple
maybe tomorrow