general

[patent elbow]

i swear

[rustic carbon]

I thought this was a snow scraper

[vivid flower]

Nobody finds ssh vulns like that

[rustic carbon]

😆

[carmine pecan]

ssh stands for

[gaunt gale]

HTB is from Kent, UK

they are from Kent

[carmine pecan]

swag sick hacks

[wraith fjord]

every comkid is gonna be dming you for it now that you announced it publicly damn 🥀😔

[lilac cipher]

No from greece

[supple plume]

It runs any command as root only by having the root's password ?

[lilac cipher]

@patent elbow 😡

[carmine pecan]

Well it's remote

it's command

and it's execution

Sounds about right

[patent elbow]

yep

[carmine pecan]

Go report this to Linus Torvalds himself

[patent elbow]

definitely a 0day rce on ssh

ggs

[wraith fjord]

gg bro gonna be rich off the bug bounty for this 🙏

[lilac cipher]

Wow real hackerman

[carmine pecan]

Bro it's linux

[vivid flower]

That looks like you're just logging on nerd

[carmine pecan]

it's not paid

[turbid goblet]

can u send me the PoC so I can submit it

thanks

[wraith fjord]

67 million runescape gold

[patent elbow]

no its authenticated 0day rce on ssh

[lilac cipher]

Im gonna dos your contabo server

😈

[vivid flower]

Why do i even bother with htb general

[carmine pecan]

if you clicked I have bad news

it was a canary token all along

[patent elbow]

ssh user@ip

then you put the creds

and once ur in the linux server you can type every commands you want

[carmine pecan]

we got bamboozled

[patent elbow]

😔

[turbid goblet]

oh

[lilac cipher]

Ah shit

[turbid goblet]

i just looked

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/pigeon-trap-funny-fall-pugakuorg-gif-12653647328942931391

[vivid flower]

Better get Hacking Team on the line theyre gonna wanna hear that

[wraith fjord]

i think i found a privilege escalation vuln too

[vivid flower]

Shadow Brokers got your check in the mail

[wraith fjord]

u type sudo (command) then put the password and boom

[lilac cipher]

Can you test if sudo -i gives you root access

[carmine pecan]

0day authenticated su command execution

[patent elbow]

better explained

[lilac cipher]

If it does then that's a crit vulnerability

[wraith fjord]

Instant root command execution

#pwnd

[supple plume]

What is the ???????????? For?

[turbid goblet]

can you explain it more

[wraith fjord]

11.0 cve score for sure

[turbid goblet]

i think im still confused

[supple plume]

Need more explanation

[turbid goblet]

more red circles too pls

[carmine pecan]

yellow circles too

[patent elbow]

i was i was way too impressed by myself

[carmine pecan]

he was he was

i was too

[lilac cipher]

You do know that your hostname also gives away your ip so blurring that out is useless

[supple plume]

He was asking bash what is going on

[carmine pecan]

chat I am eepy

[patent elbow]

no i blurred my IP not the server one haha

[vivid flower]

Egg post

[lilac cipher]

Oooh

Well why do that

😔

[patent elbow]

it was a proof for my new ssh 0day

[lilac cipher]

But how will i know if its legit

[vivid flower]

His ip is 127.0.0.1

[lilac cipher]

Maybe you connected from localhost

[wraith fjord]

bro is gonna hack the world

[supple plume]

I think is more like a 3000 day

[wraith fjord]

NSA gonna slide in those dms

[carmine pecan]

9000 day actually

[turbid goblet]

OOOOOHHH

I get it now

[wraith fjord]

i think we need some green arrows to clear it up some more

[patent elbow]

yeah

[wraith fjord]

im still confused

[supple plume]

[supple plume]

Via sage

[patent elbow]

[mighty frigate]

What everyone doing

[turbid goblet]

patching an ASA

[supple plume]

Consuming internet

[wraith fjord]

just existing

[patent elbow]

i just found a 0day on ssh and im explaining it with a diagram:

[carmine pecan]

Guys SSH3 may become UDP

[wraith fjord]

OOOOHHHH

okok

[patent elbow]

u get it now?

[wraith fjord]

it's making sense now

[patent elbow]

i know it's a bit technical

[carmine pecan]

In the future we may need to scan for udp ssh

[wraith fjord]

The arrows help

[carmine pecan]

nvm probably some port forwarding will be involved

[supple plume]

Linux starts at line 4 because it says Linux

[wraith fjord]

i wonder if you upload this to a bug bounty program, what would be their reaction

[mighty frigate]

Ok that’s cold asf …fr ?

[wraith fjord]

and i found a 0 day sudo exploit that allows PE in any machine that has sudo

to root

[mighty frigate]

Fr ?

U guys red team ?

[patent elbow]

yep

[mighty frigate]

Guess bit of a dumb question

[patent elbow]

authenticated(needs sudo rights) 0day sudo privesc

[supple plume]

Nono we are green team

[wraith fjord]

try it out yourself on your machine

[mighty frigate]

😐

[wraith fjord]

"sudo -i" and put in the password

boom

[mighty frigate]

lol

[wraith fjord]

root

[mighty frigate]

I’m yellow

[wraith fjord]

h4x0r m4n

[patent elbow]

NO FUCKING WAY

[supple plume]

Privesc tip: sudo -v you put the password then you do sudo id or any command and you don't need the password

[carmine pecan]

Nice metadata

[supple plume]

Bro is going to end up leaking his local ip

[carmine pecan]

127.0.0.69

[turbid goblet]

Yo ima go to an airport bar to drink this weekend just because

Get drunk as fuck and do a box in public maybe

[wraith fjord]

HEY DON'T STEAL MY 0DAY 😡

[supple plume]

Just paying 12 € for a beer

[carmine pecan]

You guys do know that the loopback address can be anything you guys want right?

[dusky lynx]

guys sudo apt install opsec isnt working pls help

[wraith fjord]

i read documentation for 99 days to find it

[carmine pecan]

as long as its in the 127.0.0.0/8 subnetwork

[supple plume]

Install red team

[carmine pecan]

So if you want to change your local ip to 127.0.0.69 you totally can

[dusky lynx]

sudo apt install soc

[lilac cipher]

Add my pubkey to the authorized_keys

[dusky lynx]

ultimate anti-virus

[patent elbow]

i will not

im afraid

[lilac cipher]

😔

[carmine pecan]

sudo ip addr add 127.0.0.69/8 dev lo

nice

I am going to put this on my grub startup script

the one that can be used to privesc and no one uses

[dusky lynx]

can everyone run sudo rm -rf / and dm me the results guys thx

[wraith fjord]

why is ur pfp the doxbin logo 😭

[patent elbow]

rm: it is dangerous to operate recursively on '/'
rm: use --no-preserve-root to override this failsafe

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/sudo-rm-rf-sudo-rm-rf-beamng-gif-25571467

[dusky lynx]

it isnt?

its the devil made out of dots

[wraith fjord]

it is

look it up

[dusky lynx]

i made it myself

[wraith fjord]

probably not intentional

[carmine pecan]

excuse me sir

This is the internet

everything is made up of dots here

[wraith fjord]

true

[dusky lynx]

um actually 🤓

its 1s and 0s

[carmine pecan]

If you ignore the quartz crystal

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-gif-7302064673369468312

[carmine pecan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514658236599894048/1071875338763780239/E5B4112E-5FC4-4300-BC58-2B0A350C9D27.gif

[wraith fjord]

damn

[dusky lynx]

gothenburg sounds fire

[wicked dagger]

Hey guys quick question about local port forwarding https://discordapp.com/channels/473760315293696010/774040263278592041/1423081145071042650

[patent elbow]

can we read this together in vc

[wraith fjord]

hell nah

math?

imma go to sleep

[supple plume]

But there is no pages in the picture

[dusky lynx]

obselete in 5 years

[carmine pecan]

Let's do it

[patent elbow]

do ASMR

i need to sleep

[carmine pecan]

DAMN

I will

But it's AI generated ASMR

because this is 2025 sir

[carmine pecan]

Try redbull

[supple plume]

I like the listen to horror stories while I fall asleep

[carmine pecan]

It always puts me to sleep

[carmine pecan]

I do the same

after the redbull that is

[dusky lynx]

still waiting for rootflag on imagery 💔

true heartbreak

[patent elbow]

you can do it

[turbid goblet]

do u guys think pokimane also pratices cyber security

[carmine pecan]

who?

[turbid goblet]

oh

[patent elbow]

the streamer

[lilac cipher]

The flag is not coming lil bro

Its all imagery

[lilac cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/pokimane-hot-gif-26244203

[carmine pecan]

Oh is this a Buddhism reference?

haha

aha

funny

good night you guys

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1295792046279491636.webp?size=64&animated=true

[mighty frigate]

Wat everyone doing g

[supple plume]

I don't know man I don't know

Not sleeping

[turbid goblet]

im watching echoesofwhoami

not sleep

[supple plume]

You are READING echoesofwhoami

[patent elbow]

ASMR

[supple plume]

Read me this one:

[warm dome]

crazy going from red teaming stuff to blue teaming, the amount of knowledge feels so much lighter

[mighty frigate]

Really

How long was u doing red

[frail turtle]

Alright so I looked at my bloodwork

and basically after doing a lot of back and forth with chatgpt

apparently I need more sleep, organ meats, shell fish, eggs,and fish in general

https://tenor.com/view/quishilobie-cat-white-cat-with-cigarette-cigarrete-cat-depressed-cat-gif-1366676046942216736

[warm dome]

was mostly doing red on the side with it management and SE

but even just academy modules for it feel 10x lighter

[mighty frigate]

Oh wow wicked

Your way ahead

lol

[mighty frigate]

No shell fish 💀

Omega-3 fatty acids
High protein
Vitamins & minerals (B12, iodine, zinc)

[frail turtle]

Well I never really ate shellfish like that most I ever had was lobster and crab, baby clams one time

and shrimp

tiny shrimp

but I need more cholesterol

basically

[mighty frigate]

I wouldn’t t eat it at all

[frail turtle]

my cholesterol is at 200

mg/dL

It's marked as high but I deem it low

for my needs it is anyway

the problem is most organs sold in the supermarket are only kidney heart and liver

[mighty frigate]

You just need to change your diet all the way and eat healthy follow a food plan type shit

[frail turtle]

I never see testicles or brain ever

[mighty frigate]

Cook natural food no shop bullshit

All that junk

And I mean actual meals

[frail turtle]

I haven't touched junk in ages bro

;c

[mighty frigate]

Do you eat healthy

[frail turtle]

yes

I only eat meat and water

[mighty frigate]

How u mean hop in dm ?

[mighty frigate]

Bro what

[frail turtle]

nah no dm everyone here knows this

[mighty frigate]

Oh

😭

[frail turtle]

the problem is im not eating enough organs

I need to include stuff like kidneys and heart into my diet

[mighty frigate]

Bro that’s not healthy only meat and water ? Tf u thinking

What makes u think that ?

[frail turtle]

it's a long story but it's actually working fine

[mighty frigate]

Hmmm ok

[granite pollen]

touching junks and DMs? did I log in to the correct server?

[frail turtle]

no junk touching

touch da fishy tho

[tiny canyon]

would flashlights work at the speed of light?

[frail turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-fish-cat-no-touch-gif-5673243

[frail turtle]

yes

that is how all light works

[gaunt gale]

I think he's joking.

because he asked a silly question

unless he means does the amount of time to turn a flashlight on work at the speed of light, which I doubt

[frail turtle]

yeah it's silly, but I wanted to answer :3

[gaunt gale]

ok

anyway, I did some HTB today I think I am going to do some more tonight once I can get someone to help me with the section I'm working on

I gotta rest up a little and then I'll try it out

tried the one question for the current AD section today and asked for help no one was available so I'll try again after relaxing a little tonight

did a lot of reading and review

of older modules

did some grocery shopping today with a family member

how have you been?

[frail turtle]

I have been losing.... alot

but I'm hanging in there

just try to get the tiny wins I can

mood never bad though; angry sometimes but never bad.

[granite pollen]

what are you guys' local times? its 6 in the morning in here

[frail turtle]

8pm in the states

[granite pollen]

US is in the news for all the wrong reasons these days. team red or tea blue?

[turbid goblet]

im still confused why summit is here

[granite pollen]

what summit

[gaunt gale]

cool

[alpine pumice]

summit the thief

used my friends and me in his intro videos for the longest time, never paid us

[turbid goblet]

where

which into? the one with sandblast?

i cried during that into a few times as a child

also Sora is getting insanely scary. deep fake stuff is starting to look too real

[alpine schooner]

That agitator literally said "kick over". That's a physical action that requires physical presence in the server room. You can break things on the software side — and I addressed this in a literal disclaimer in the text of the RTFM Upwork project description — but you can't "kick over" anything if you're not physically present in the same room as what you're kicking over. That fool literally thought it was possible to physically destroy equipment from 1500 miles away.

[deft bay]

wassssuuup

[lilac cipher]

ever heard of a metaphor or idiom?

[alpine pumice]

idk it was a few years ago. he killed me at long a and put it in his intro video when he started his stream. probably the only kill he ever got on me.

[tribal quail]

https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM?si=LA0d6biMLMqpY5Eh

when you knock over a DC because you throw the kitchen sink at it or lock 20 accounts out

[alpine schooner]

Locking out accounts isn't going to physically damage anything the way "kicking over" the DC would, and again, that's what this disclaimer in the Upwork project description is for. If you actually did RTFM, you'd see this and realize how foolish that response was.

Again: Whoever that σκύβαλα-starter was literally thought it was possible to physically destroy a DC from a remote location. That's what "kicking over" means, and it's downright slander.

[sharp spade]

I guarantee no one meant "physically kick over", "bring down" also would not mean literally take it down from the rack. Dumping users can under some circumstances blue screen a DC for example, which could mean downtime, if it's the only DC. More so, if it's a physical one and someone has to make a trip to the data centre to push a button. Locking out users means someone can't work, which means monetary losses. A disclaimer will not protect you for that.

[lime rose]

How's y'all's day

Anybody wanna chat?

[turbid goblet]

what is the context

im confused and being nosey

[alpine schooner]

Normal DC replication never blue-screens anything, so it makes zero sense to say that DCSync (especially of only one user, like Administrator or krbtgt, at a time) would blue screen the machine.

[turbid goblet]

isnt dumping different?

[alpine schooner]

SAM dumping is, and that could be what @sharp spade is talking about, but SAM dumping is pointless if you've already gained those kinds of privileges on a DC anyway. You could just DCSync individual cherry-picked users (or better yet, shadow-copy ntds.dit and download it together with backed up Registry hives to dump everything offline) and avoid that problem altogether by so doing.

[rustic carbon]

Can someone help me, i cant claim my certtificate

[upbeat wind]

yes, please, i'm super bored, lol. my day is okay. how is yours?

[sharp spade]

One at a time probably not, but what if you're doing a password audit or something? Crashing DCs has definitely happened, and it could happen again, here's an issue that impacket's secretsdump had https://github.com/fortra/impacket/issues/1436

Stuff like this can happen with all types of actions and exploits, environments are unpredictable, you could be doing everything right and still cause downtime and then the client can blame it all on you and come after you for damages, Upwork as a platform will sadly not cover that.

[quick willow]

Oh my god I just used sora

It’s dangerous

The memes are endless

[lilac cipher]

Bro using inlanefreight template while it says on the footer don't share... Excellent job

Are you gonna deliver your clients a cpts exam theme like report as well

[rustic carbon]

@alpine pumice Hey i need my API updated i put my full name on it so i can claim my certificate it doesn't let me claim it

[alpine schooner]

According to that issue the culprit was an attempt to dump LSASS. This is something that -just-dc-user (which is the ONLY option I would ever use during a real engagement) avoids.

And key word: COMMUNICATION. Constantly calling to ask permission and warn the client before proceeding is a no-brainer here.

[alpine pumice]

what?

[rustic carbon]

it doesnt let me claim my cert

[alpine pumice]

what do you mean

[rustic carbon]

i just changed the full name on my user details section

look

well i cant send it here but may i send it in dms?

[quick willow]

Super can I send you a video

It’s hilarious

Trust me

[alpine pumice]

what do you even mean just use the /verifycertification command to get the badge in discord

[quick willow]

Please oh pleaseeeeee suppppperrrr

[lilac cipher]

[alpine schooner]

This is why you're still blocked. The AEN practice report is NOT held to the same standards, and it's been deleted since you had the nerve to stalk me anyway.

[quick willow]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-ass-uh-oh-ndt-neil-neil-degrass-tyson-gif-14802463180959376587

[lilac cipher]

can you point an arrow to it i can't quite see it where it says blocked

[sharp spade]

Clients don't always know what's best for them, you keep focusing on the specifics, but the point is shit happens, cover your ass, you don't wanna be personally legally liable for anything

[lilac cipher]

also if you deleted it that means you admit to being wrong

[lusty storm]

whats the best wordlist x rule combo for cracking "password complexity = 1" passwords?

[alpine schooner]

No, it means you're a creep.

[sharp spade]

HTB forbid people reviewing or sharing AEN reports cause it's not tier 0

[lilac cipher]

i'm a creep for pointing out your violation of ToS ? damn thats a new one, but you writing a manifest against people of same sex suddenly isn't being a creep

[quick willow]

Stop you’ll get sued for defamation

[lilac cipher]

[alpine schooner]

This.

[lilac cipher]

[quick willow]

I wanna post a video so bad

[turbid goblet]

can someone recap all of these events for a youtube video so i can catch up

[rustic carbon]

s

[quick willow]

So so so bad

[lilac cipher]

is that what you also said to S.J?

[turbid goblet]

what video

[quick willow]

I’ll send it to you

Get your thoughts

[turbid goblet]

omg lmao

[alpine schooner]

Keep trying ZQA. All I'm seeing is this. You admitted to having feelings that I clearly want nothing to do with as that blog post you foolishly stalked me to dig up explains in graphic detail, which is all the more reason to keep you blocked.

[visual frigate]

Hello I am new, coming from TryHackMe. Trying to get into bug bounties.

[quick willow]

THOUGHTS?!?

[turbid goblet]

evil but hilarious

[quick willow]

I had like 6 of them

[turbid goblet]

sora is gonna be a complete new era

[quick willow]

It’s so dangerous

[lilac cipher]

doesn't really help much if you keep on clicking on it to reveal the message

[alpine schooner]

I'm doing that to report them all.

Harassment and jumping to conclusions.

[quick willow]

@turbid goblet do I take the chance and post one

It’s risky

[turbid goblet]

i wouldnt lol

[quick willow]

Sora is dangerous ma

[lilac cipher]

at least you deleted the inlanefreight report, good job 👍

i object your objection

[tiny canyon]

@orchid creek 😈 💯 when the troll is successful 🔥 🔥 😈

[quick willow]

What social stuff

General chat is just a mess of trolling one person and then getting a timeout for exposing them

And then the other 18 hours are people
Talking about boxes

[smoky glen]

This is offtopic, we're just here to shit talk

[lilac cipher]

you seem familiar

[quick willow]

I can’t talk shit to my boss so I do
It here

[torn cedar]

[lilac cipher]

anyways you are hacker

[lusty forum]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[lilac cipher]

the role says otherwise

https://tenor.com/view/cat-party-rainbow-cat-rainbow-dance-cat-dancing-cat-gif-15210582820378482946

[torn cedar]

Does it start with a B and end with um?

[lilac cipher]

[gaunt gale]

hi guys

[turbid goblet]

i want a canned yahoo

wait they are called yoohoo wtf

[torn cedar]

Look up nahemsec

[late nova]

good morning ppl

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler1-loltyler1-screaming-dead-wtf-gif-17500255

[azure remnant]

[willow storm]

https://tenor.com/view/greetings-penguino-penguin-greetings-penguino-gif-14106986569668708312

[bleak vale]

what happened to your cli lol ?

[worthy cargo]

Playing around with wazuh. I added all the lolbas bins to alerts

[silver forge]

are there also impossible certutil executions

[bleak vale]

but in other words you are enjoying yourself and having a great time i would think ?

[worthy cargo]

What do you mean?

[terse dirge]

Btw you might wanna add some kind of health script that restarts the daemons if they crash.

It's been an issue on our wazuh and I fixed it today or it should be fixed

[worthy cargo]

I think the systemd service is set to auto restart the service by default

no?

[terse dirge]

Wazuh daemons aren't services and it doesn't automatically restart them if they crash

I've only really had this issue since I added suricata to wazuh

[worthy cargo]

Let's find out if mine crashes

[terse dirge]

Also you need to change the max json keys to the max

[worthy cargo]

I added suricata logs a few days ago

I changed them to 1024

default was 256

[terse dirge]

Check your wazuh logs if there's issues about too many json keys

[terse dirge]

Good!

[rose onyx]

What's causing the crash? 🤔

[terse dirge]

Wazuh this week and last week has been a bunch of janky crap

[terse dirge]

I have no idea

[rose onyx]

[terse dirge]

Right now I have a python script checking if the integrator crashes every 4 minutes and if it does then it restarts all daemons

[worthy cargo]

dem damn demons

[terse dirge]

It's most likely an API problem overloading the daemons I think or some backend code for using the daemons

[hard harbor]

As someone planning to get wazuh setup for a homelab this is a good read

[terse dirge]

If I find the issue I'll post the link to my pr here lol. I'll make sure it's funny

[hard harbor]

Got a new desktop today so no longer stuck on ARM

[terse dirge]

I'd just use elastic security tbh.

Elastic security is what from what I've been told everyone and everything uses in big environments

[hard harbor]

Alright fair enough. Why run Wazuh then?

[worthy cargo]

Because it's free!

[hard harbor]

That was my reasoning lol

[worthy cargo]

I also have kibana/logstash/elkstack setup

apart from those two i don't have access to any other seim tool

so im just learning, playing around

[hard harbor]

Thats my goal. We have greylog at my job but nothing is feeding into it (i could also not know what im talking about)

[terse dirge]

It's free and it has less moving components

[worthy cargo]

kibana is a pain in the ass too

setting up and deploying elkstack and fleet and agents is also a hassle

[terse dirge]

I've thought about just building my own xdr and SIEM but I've also realized that I'll have to learn regex and elasticsearch and JS for visualization

[hard harbor]

My goal was server, soc server and a couple of clients. I was told to check out atomic red team for simulating attacks.

Regex is my bane i do not understand that stuff lol

[terse dirge]

Maybe I can move our wazuh to kubernetes but I really wanna benchmark it before migrating because wazuh hates containers for some reason

Specifically docker containers

It'd most likely dislike kubernetes too because I believe docker and kubernetes use the same containerization engine/daemon

[hard harbor]

Well wait, doesn’t wazuh use elasticsearch and kibana?

[terse dirge]

No

[worthy cargo]

opensearch

[terse dirge]

It uses a fork of opensearch

[hard harbor]

Okay noted

You guys have a good night/day

[rose onyx]

Might want to hit the gym again, it's Thursday.

[green kite]

hello chat

[terse dirge]

Wassup

[green kite]

not much

u?

[willow storm]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-crying-gif-15896901980625544793

morning chat

[terse dirge]

Just some work stuff.

[rose onyx]

SPARKLES

[supple plume]

Bon jour

[green kite]

hello croissant

[austere sigil]

hi

[supple plume]

Comment sa va

[pulsar cedar]

hi

[willow storm]

ca va bien et toi

[pulsar cedar]

long time no see gayz

[pulsar cedar]

no code lang please

[willow storm]

https://tenor.com/view/kids-in-the-hall-dave-foley-smoking-smoke-french-gif-12594369867670974500

[pulsar cedar]

have you windows in you house ?

[willow storm]

yes

sitting next to one rn

[pulsar cedar]

uninstall it

[willow storm]

oh wait

u mean the OS

[pulsar cedar]

uninstalll the fccking windows use arch

it give you privacy bro

[pulsar cedar]

no one can see you

you can do whatever you want without window

[willow storm]

bro

i am an arch user

my host IS arch

[pulsar cedar]

nice

[willow storm]

not just any arch

PLAIN ARCH

[supple plume]

Me too

[willow storm]

YES

[pulsar cedar]

💃

[willow storm]

but for honesty i use parrot VM mostly for htb and stuff, i like breaking VMs

[pulsar cedar]

btw i just install windows because my keyboard have windows button which is useless for a while

so just eagar to press it

ooooooo

[willow storm]

its called super button 🤓

[pulsar cedar]

uninstalling window noww then ...

[pulsar cedar]

supper se uppar

[willow storm]

what lang is that now

[supple plume]

It's his button

[pulsar cedar]

hindi

[willow storm]

https://tenor.com/view/notes-note-take-notes-daffy-notes-daffy-note-gif-7089549869873009522

[pulsar cedar]

hehe yess

does any one have job ?

[willow storm]

if so, why would we be yapping here?

[pulsar cedar]

i have jobs to offer

[willow storm]

https://tenor.com/view/zach-galifianakis-gimme-gif-24445888

quite skeptical

[pulsar cedar]

no no the job is actully is to find a job for me

[terse dirge]

How much? Is it part time or full time?

[pulsar cedar]

contract based

I am AIML developer , i did b. tech in AIML

[pulsar cedar]

even AI developers replaced by AI

[terse dirge]

Clankers are over hyped and can't help with anything like windows API hacking in go or rust, really anything that has poor documentation AI can't help with.

[pulsar cedar]

AI is just burning resources nothing else

[terse dirge]

Real

[pulsar cedar]

what do you do for living

[terse dirge]

Damn clankers are a waste of electricity and bad for the environment 🗣️📣‼️‼️

[pulsar cedar]

very true

[bleak vale]

i m employed ful l timed

fuill time, lol

[pulsar cedar]

congrats

[pulsar cedar]

does you have not any autocompletion ?

[willow storm]

how much would u pay?

[terse dirge]

Well currently I'm not sure if I still have a job but my job was helping make content for cyber outreach like CTF challenges.

[willow storm]

https://tenor.com/view/im-gonna-make-him-an-offer-don-vito-corleone-marlon-brando-the-godfather-i-want-to-make-him-a-proposal-gif-24887912

[pulsar cedar]

its contract based i give you 1% equity

[willow storm]

1%? too low

[pulsar cedar]

2% done

[willow storm]

4% we have a deal

[pulsar cedar]

okay done

[bleak vale]

thanks alot man much appreciated

[willow storm]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-and-jesse-pinkman-handshake-walter-and-jesse-handshake-gif-12675755010462311397

[pulsar cedar]

just use grammerly its free (although it did not pay me for its promotion)

[pulsar cedar]

where is the job

[willow storm]

bro started advertising in a convo

[willow storm]

still on the hunt for it we just agreed

[supple plume]

The job is you help him find a job for you

[bleak vale]

nah its fine, i just type fat fingered sometimes

[willow storm]

ohh

thats a good idea

and then i give him 2%

and then i win the other 2%

[pulsar cedar]

and here deadlock occurs

[willow storm]

and we both get jobs

genius

[bleak vale]

unemployement solved

[pulsar cedar]

i have a idea

[willow storm]

literally

what do u do

[willow storm]

im all ears

[pulsar cedar]

i can make it 5 if you pay me little bit

[pulsar cedar]

lets ask from admin to pay for us to being active in gc

[willow storm]

they wont

[bleak vale]

in the docks or on a boat renoir ?

[willow storm]

huh?

[bleak vale]

aaah okok

[pulsar cedar]

what you ship brroooo
what kind of shipping involce ethical hacking
why you are even here
scaryy...

[bleak vale]

that kind of shipping

[willow storm]

hes a secret agent

[bleak vale]

only masterhackers here

[willow storm]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[bleak vale]

dont be scare man it will be ok

as long as we keep communicating

[pulsar cedar]

i need a job i am 21 year old 😓
my gf will leave me
his father will not agree to marriage

[willow storm]

its okay

[pulsar cedar]

can you pay for this

[bleak vale]

your girlfriend is a he ? thats super progressive

[pulsar cedar]

🥺

[willow storm]

@supple plume PLS NOT THAT EMOJI 😭

[pulsar cedar]

hardworker soppted

[pulsar cedar]

what do you do @willow storm

[willow storm]

wanderer

[pulsar cedar]

recently i got alots of error due to emojis in my python scripts

[bleak vale]

thats super original that your doing that

[pulsar cedar]

who hired you broo i need that job too , too easy too easy

[willow storm]

too easy?

[supple plume]

Use ascii man

[willow storm]

this lab is taking me the MOST

ITS THE LONGEST I HAVE BEEN IN A SINGLE LAB

cpts exam took my way less

[supple plume]

Which one

[pulsar cedar]

yep i will when i will learn assembly , i assemble emojis 😓

[willow storm]

Wanderer

https://tenor.com/view/jake-crying-gif-15896901980625544793

chat died suddenly

[pulsar cedar]

no no

i just hunting jobs

[supple plume]

I'll be here until 8:30

Its just 8:29

[pulsar cedar]

😂

[willow storm]

ill be here until i loose my mind from this

[subtle plover]

Hi

[pulsar cedar]

hi bingu

do you have job

[subtle plover]

Hiiiiii

[pulsar cedar]

@subtle plover

[subtle plover]

Yes

[pulsar cedar]

what kind of job

[subtle plover]

Advanced red teaming

[pulsar cedar]

scaryy....

i have a job

[bleak vale]

me too , im just not working today

[pulsar cedar]

are you interested ?

[subtle plover]

What kind of job

[pulsar cedar]

to find me a job its contract based chance once in a lifetime

untill i can save 1000 dollar in a month and its fall into tech domain
everything is fine

yup i am obviously

i am final year student and looking for job

I am full stack dev bro i know mern

leave it

lets ask from admin

@jagged cliff are you there

[supple plume]

Ew react

[terse dirge]

Js is in fact kinda cringe

[supple plume]

I like js

I just installed bun yesterday

[pulsar cedar]

I know python too bros

rust r c++

java

[terse dirge]

Eeeew Java

Go > Java

[supple plume]

Yeah java is shite

[terse dirge]

[pulsar cedar]

springboot 😂

[subtle plover]

Wtf who said java

Wanna get banned

[warped plank]

Rust > Go
fight me

[pulsar cedar]

are you employed ?

[subtle plover]

Hes not

[warped plank]

no but my code runs as fast as C

[terse dirge]

Java is dogshit man. Awful scaling, resource demanding, too verbose

[warped plank]

[pulsar cedar]

untill you have not job you cant say '

[subtle plover]

[terse dirge]

I will fight you on that, rust has too many types and has a goofy syntax

[pulsar cedar]

that the rule of undercover hackthebox

[warped plank]

it has better error handling than Go, wtf is

if err != nil

[terse dirge]

OOP is cancerous with a lot of stuff because it makes code bases into Russian doll like codebases

[warped plank]

I agree

[terse dirge]

"oh this method points to another class that points to another class"

[supple plume]

Yeah I always found that hideous even it's advertised as the good stuff from go

[supple plume]

Ok Terry

[terse dirge]

People who actually want reliable systems that work more than half the time.

[terse dirge]

Error checking is amazing vro. You don't need to error check if something isn't meant to have the possibility of failing

[warped plank]

Chat look at this rust, it's very specific that it ether returns a string or an error

fn read_file(filename: &str) -> Result<String, io::Error> {
    let mut s = String::new();
    File::open(filename)?.read_to_string(&mut s)?;
    Ok(s)
}

none of this:

if err != nil

bs

[supple plume]

Sintax still looks kinda goofy to me

[warped plank]

It may be goofy but it's verbose as heck

[terse dirge]

Rust is neat tho, I like its memory safety but I haven't really used it much with the only project I was using rust for.

[warped plank]

-# ignore the ?, that's taking shortcuts, still verbose as heck

[supple plume]

Yeah that's right

[terse dirge]

Also its barrow checking is something I need to get used to

[warped plank]

you don't really have to, the compiler will scream at you if you get it wrong

1 character match statement

[supple plume]

Javascript is best

[terse dirge]

I've had problems when reusing variables like passing a variable as a function argument and then passing it into another function or printing it out.

[late nova]

were u a mod yesterday?

[supple plume]

Stop this nonsense rust vs go

[late nova]

depends on what the purpose is

[supple plume]

I use it for all my personal stuff

[warped plank]

Yeah... ownership rules

[terse dirge]

For frontend and never backend APIs

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

[supple plume]

You know you can compile javascript into a binary?

[supple plume]

Nest.js

[pulsar cedar]

And here the war got tensed

[terse dirge]

Nodejs is a mistake ngl

[pulsar cedar]

who will win

[warped plank]

You can also put all your nerves end to end to circle the earth but I'm not gonna do that either

[supple plume]

Node is bad

[pulsar cedar]

java 3 javascript 4 go 2

[supple plume]

Bun is way better

[terse dirge]

People be using it then forgetting about scaling or reliability

[subtle plover]

Ppl still say j*va

[supple plume]

😂

[pulsar cedar]

use c++ guts

guys*

[terse dirge]

Nah bro, I'm not like 40 or 50 years old

[torn cedar]

Python is the superior language

[terse dirge]

It's slow tho

[warped plank]

Javascript was built to be a front-end language, yet javascript developers do everything except front-end dev

[supple plume]

Inferior

[pulsar cedar]

superior in slowness

[supple plume]

Yeah that is why js sucks (it really does)

[torn cedar]

GO time

[pulsar cedar]

why the heck the javascipt hav word java
did you even think about that

[supple plume]

But it still my favorite

[warped plank]

because Oracle wanted to piggy back off the success of Java

eitherway, today both suck

[terse dirge]

It was made during the whole Java craze and now Oracle owns the trademark for Java and JavaScript

[pulsar cedar]

oo

anyone heard about appscipt

[terse dirge]

A lot of the time I forget that Oracle even exists or is a cloud company

[pulsar cedar]

true i just heard about it when i search jobs

[terse dirge]

Sorry FalconSpy.

[warped plank]

I believe they offering a free server with limited hardware but inlimited time

[terse dirge]

I mean. That's not bad but like how much resources we talking?

You wouldn't have enough resources for that

[torn cedar]

Check your states .gov

[supple plume]

Regards rust vs go

" if you're not ready to argue uselessly for hours over things that don't even matter then you're not ready to be a programmer " - the primagean

[terse dirge]

Hmmm, I'm debating on whether to buy an elite trainer box for $84. I mean it's a good deal but idk. I think I should wait to see if my local GameStops have anything

[supple plume]

What is a trainer box

[signal mica]

Dont

Pokemon tcg

Has outperformed sp500

How did we become like this - no clue

Supply&Demand i guess

[signal mica]

15k$ for 2grams of paper with a pikachu drawing that has a hat -_-

[terse dirge]

Scalpers are cringe. I open my packs

[signal mica]

Dude

How are yall so much into this

Whenever i go grocery shopping at the big mall

Pkmn isle is always empty hahaha

Instant box buyout

?!?!?!?

[terse dirge]

Buy from GameStop vro or on Amazon where the seller is Amazon

It's still marked up but it's not THAT crazy

[pulsar cedar]

does anyone played

elden ring

[fervent drum]

no

[pulsar cedar]

try tro i died 2100 times and not even completed at

[fervent drum]

that game is rage bait

[terse dirge]

@signal mica I've pulled some good stuff too

[signal mica]

No gamestop in eu, but it sux when im tryin to buy a box as a gift and its all bought out💀

[signal mica]

😼 😼 😼

[terse dirge]

Spent like $90 in total on packs just to get those 6

[signal mica]

Now you hold for ~10 years and bam you own 7 houses

[terse dirge]

Ya, just avoid buying from 3rd party sellers because the price will be marked up by like 2x. Only buy from sellers like Amazon.com, Best buy, Walmart, target, and GameStop.

[fervent drum]

thank GPT

no

who does that in 2025

[terse dirge]

On Amazon make sure the seller is amazon.com

[signal mica]

Bet

[toxic raptor]

Did 2 booster boxes and both Mega Evolution ETBs. no SIR.

[terse dirge]

Oof

I'm probably just going to get the black bolt etb

The mega evolutions is awesome but it's going to be super expensive because of it being new

[torn cedar]

I've never been a pokemon fan. Mainly Yu-Gi-Oh tbh

[toxic raptor]

We did a shit ton of B&W too and got nothing worth mentioning.
Destined rivals was the one. 3 SIR on the first box 🙂

[worthy cargo]

poke a man

!

[signal mica]

A hell yeah

[worthy cargo]

Magic the Gathering for me

[terse dirge]

Nice

[worthy cargo]

😄

[signal mica]

Fav deck type?

[worthy cargo]

Who me?

Green

Elves dude. Elves

[signal mica]

No you said you are pkmn fan

[toxic raptor]

Commander?

[worthy cargo]

MTG > *

[signal mica]

Ah sorry

I forgor how mtg is played

But recently i found out they collab with just anyone on the cards so you got like spiderman cards lmao

Feels a bit goofy

[signal mica]

Which deck do you roll

[torn cedar]

In Yu-Gi-Oh I'd say Cyber Dragon, Dmaid, PK, Satellarknights. Recent metas or past I guess would be spright since that was fun.

[signal mica]

We are alike

Cyber dragons are amazing

I used to play pk fire back in the day

[torn cedar]

I love em, I wonder if they'll be any good with the new Genesis format 👀

[signal mica]

Finnaly

[signal mica]

Hope this comes to master duel asap, i dont really play irl anymore

[devout sail]

Finally I woke up

[torn cedar]

Same homie, fuck playing IRL lol those card prices are gutting me

[toxic raptor]

Opening packs provides some of the best instant dopamine you can get

[signal mica]

I still have one last ygh pack from japan that friend brought to me

Should i open it

[devout sail]

Cigs?

[signal mica]

aaaaaaaa

AAAAAAAAA

I wanna do it but i don wanna

[toxic raptor]

Nah bro cards

Don't smoke, fuck that shit

[devout sail]

Doit

Open and suffer

[worldly moss]

I'm giving up vaping (again)

so sick of waking with a dry mouth at night

do something then

oh man that's me whenever i'm not doing anything

i started listening to music though, that helps

and tomorrow I think I'll get a subscription to pickup music

and learn guitar

and play guitar when I feel like I need a break

[signal mica]

no

i must hold it

[warped plank]

What's the pack?

[signal mica]

legacy of destruction

[warped plank]

Damn, Melodious

[signal mica]

okay

im doin it

[warped plank]

You could also get Diabellstar

WAIT

https://discord.com/channels/473760315293696010/563376155592359976

I wanna watch

[signal mica]

ITS JUST ONE PACK LMAO

[warped plank]

DO IT

[signal mica]

hol on

[worldly moss]

well I been through the ringer, and I gotta say, boredom is a good thing, it motivates you to do something to keep yourself occupied

you need a hobby

or a counsellor to talk to about your depression

[signal mica]

i dont know how tol hold the camera at the same time

also do not look at my keyboard its infested

[neon field]

Hi all, I bought the vip plan yesterday before price went up and vip plan vanished, I though that I would have access to all retired box but it is not the case, do you guys know which retired box i can access with the vip plan ?

[worldly moss]

I think you need vip+ for the retired boxes

[warped plank]

bro's scissors not scissing

[worldly moss]

oh are you gay are you?

[devout sail]

✂️

Have mine

[signal mica]

dude

what the hell is this link

i never seen it

[worldly moss]

so you're pre-gay

no judgement here

it is what it is

you take your stuff and that's your stuff bro

[neon field]

nop :/ because i can spawn ancient one that are not marked as free , but not all

[signal mica]

lowkey wanan stream the whole collection

wild what is this link i dont know it

[devout sail]

Send pics

Bobs and cards

[worldly moss]

deny deny deny all you want bro

[warped plank]

Bro got that Ragnaraika

[signal mica]

golam do you wanna see my rotten keyboard

[signal mica]

i got that fire princess without legs aswell

[worldly moss]

it's ok to be gay

[signal mica]

the link

that returns to the field

fuckass yugiohg

[warped plank]

yeah that's ragnaraika

damn now I wanna play MD

woah is that what I think it is? damn, and holo too?

[signal mica]

no

i sold my last holo misprint

biggest mistake of my life

but i do have some extremely old hidden gems cards

[warped plank]

So that wasn't a Promethean Princess?

fire nation queen?

[signal mica]

ya

it was

this is SR tho?

[mighty frigate]

Sup chat

[signal mica]

30 bucks at best

[warped plank]

yeah, at least

[devout sail]

if u opened it tomorrow it would have been UR

[signal mica]

Im glad i opened this it was quite garbage

Was saving it for a nerdy girl

Man she would have been disappointed

[warped plank]

I mean, better than nothing

[signal mica]

Now i wanna play md and open packs 😩

[warped plank]

wanna duel? I haven't played md in so long

[signal mica]

Yes but also am i tweaking

[signal mica]

Yeah its UR my bad

[warped plank]

yeah I had to double check as well, I thought it was UR

for sure

bro hoddon my md updating

also I don't need steam I just need md tag or smth

[signal mica]

excellent

[signal mica]

do i have 5min for smok?

[warped plank]

probably, my network speed is shit

[signal mica]

037-883-889 this is my duel id

[patent elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/water-pov-cat-gif-21660003

[signal mica]

redbull in your case

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/steal-stealing-gif-stealing-funny-gif-15582662086366382149

[warped plank]

sent a follow

my id is: 856-311-232

apparently we have to follow each other back

[signal mica]

i have

also invited you to room

is it working hahah this ux is awful

[warped plank]

yeah this ux is awful

my decks are a mess, half of them are banned

[late nova]

anyone plays mlbb?

[signal mica]

get insected

[warped plank]

nope

[west venture]

100711221532

[warped plank]

I forgot the damn combo

[signal mica]

I SET MY MONSTER IN FACEDOWN DEFENSE POSITION - wild

[warped plank]

I might just scoop

forgetting the combo is wild XD

[signal mica]

tyt tbh

im working inbetween anyways

[warped plank]

in that case I'mma use my pet deck, I never forget the combo cos it's too damn simple: Draw this card, if not: scoop

[signal mica]

pet deck..?

[warped plank]

non-meta deck I play just for fun

I literally drew the worst hand possible

[signal mica]

what the hell is this

[warped plank]

me regretting not setting my monster in facedown defense position

[signal mica]

why am i not taking -300 on specials?

from your field card

[warped plank]

read the end of the card

I swear this deck is playable

[signal mica]

keep going

wanna see

[warped plank]

god damn draws I swear

[signal mica]

oh no

i dont use called by the grave

[warped plank]

get insected

was debating using it, then realized: wait that's useless

[signal mica]

this xyz is actually pretty good

man this xyz is great i could easily roll it in burning abyss deck for control

[warped plank]

damn I f*cked up, I used all the searchables I have for that xyz

[willow storm]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-crying-gif-15896901980625544793

[warped plank]

YuGiOh Players don't read... including me

[willow storm]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-gif-18107621495886085895

me when i play a card:

observing the action is better than reading it

[warped plank]

@signal mica welp I didn't draw the out, anyway gtg get dinner, might catch another duel after

[signal mica]

bet, thanks for the games

enjoy your meal

[willow storm]

no its just smth thats fun

u cant really say its childlish just cuz its "known" to be for children

[late nova]

did the 17 yr old guy get kicked already?

[green kite]

@silent plinth - please don't just post emojis at random and not chat

oi thats rude

[willow storm]

not sure if this is chatting either

[green kite]

thats baby language for I shat myself

[willow storm]

whaaaa

[silent plinth]

[green kite]

hows everyones thursday so far?

[willow storm]

screaming

[signal mica]

its a gloomy day

[green kite]

starting to get cold again

[signal mica]

i dont really feel the presence of that orange yellow autumn accompanied by hot drinks yet

sparkling carve out a spooky pumpking and put it on yo dawgs head

[green kite]

that would be animal abuse

[signal mica]

he wouldnt like it :/ ?

[green kite]

no they'd kill me in my sleep

man I need to get my coffee maker in for service

how am I gonna survive

ouch

[late nova]

i didnt know it was thursday

[green kite]

you do now 😄

[late nova]

and anyways im getting rich lol

botpanda prob going broke

[willow storm]

https://tenor.com/view/mochi-mochimons-mochimon-kawaii-cute-gif-13105127215766961484

[green kite]

hows that

[late nova]

its festival season in nepal

[green kite]

nice

[late nova]

im pretty young so i get money

and botpanda is older so he gives money lmao

[green kite]

I see

[late nova]

🤑

[green kite]

how young does one have to be to get money?

[late nova]

ig its fine if ur not married

[green kite]

then I am doomed

[willow storm]

time to go to Nepal

[late nova]

ur married?😂

sad

[green kite]

yes

and two kids

[late nova]

yea come over😂

[willow storm]

whatever it takes for money lol

[late nova]

yea u would have to give ur kids and wife money

[warped plank]

Made myself some post-dinner matcha

[willow storm]

damn that looks good

[late nova]

never had matcha in my life

how does it taste

[warped plank]

Better than coffee 😂

Healthier too

[willow storm]

ok naaah

fight me

[frail turtle]

I slept at

[willow storm]

dont u dare say that

[frail turtle]

10pm

No 10:30pm

And woke up at 5:30am

[willow storm]

perfect schedule

[warped plank]

Mate noone likes the taste of espresso, that's why they add all these variations of milk and foam. But gimme raw matcha any day I'll drink it

[late nova]

gimme raw coffe beans

ill chew em

[rocky marlin]

hi!

[late nova]

hlo

[willow storm]

who drinks coffee with stuff?

[willow storm]

yes it taste fun as some sort of variations

but coffee is best pure

[late nova]

yall are "drinking" coffee????

[willow storm]

BLACK ALONE

[green kite]

what device you got @warped plank

[late nova]

thats my lunch fr

[willow storm]

v60 to be exact

[warped plank]

De Longhi La Specialista Arte

[late nova]

ive got a windows 10😃

[patent elbow]

no redbull

[late nova]

redbull has drinks!!???

im learning more and more here

[patent elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/mlem-silly-goofy-cat-silly-cat-goofy-gif-27564930

[willow storm]

anyway chat time to get bk to screaming

https://tenor.com/view/jake-crying-gif-15896901980625544793

cyall

[late nova]

wat-

[green kite]

nice

[warped plank]

My grand-mother has the same exact machine, she let me practice on it before I got mine