💬│english-chat

[barren swallow]

nap × nab = nap²

[tiny ember]

The english is not englishing here

[devout bobcat]

Might start speaking in jamaican next

[abstract turtle]

Its obsolete at the moment

[barren swallow]

yoooooo

[tiny ember]

mi bombo-

nap x KrazeN when

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[barren swallow]

what is FR?

[barren swallow]

i don't understand english well

i'm sorry

[tiny ember]

for real

[graceful parcel]

Ur trans?

[barren swallow]

but i hate Spanish

[devout bobcat]

Nap a fake nab

Him a one big bangau🦩

[tiny ember]

helpless @devout bobcat

[graceful parcel]

U switched from what to what @barren swallow

[tiny ember]

This is so cold

🦕

[devout bobcat]

Mi tell yuh

[fervent plover]

mi bombo

[barren swallow]

i won!!!!!

[devout bobcat]

No bombo my youth, now where my a cut fo this month

[barren swallow]

look at my profile

[barren swallow]

I Dont Know what is this

[tiny ember]

i don't know

[barren swallow]

*joke *

[devout bobcat]

Glorified idk

[fervent plover]

hmmmm

[barren swallow]

DO I HAVE WARNINGS?

[devout bobcat]

Orange signboard

[devout bobcat]

Construction ahead

[tiny ember]

[devout bobcat]

Nuh uh I’m gonna drive on that newly paved road

[barren swallow]

zhxrm supremacy

[tiny ember]

zhorm*

🦩

[devout bobcat]

Bangang*

🦩

[tiny ember]

[barren swallow]

hi no offense

[devout bobcat]

Hello (sorry for my Arabic)

[tiny ember]

Hi

*Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language. Whenever I am reminded of how I lack the ability to convey my thoughts in an eloquent manner I feel as though I have committed a cardinal sin, as though every English teacher in the world are simultaneously shaking their heads and sighing due to how utterly disappointed they are at me.

Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known informally as "Grammar Nazis") from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. In my humble opinion, making grammatical errors should be perfectly acceptable as native speakers should not expect non-native speakers to be able to communicate in their second or third languages eloquently. If you are able to completely understand what the other person wrote, is there really a problem with what they've written? No, because the entire concept of communication is the exchange of information between other intelligent beings, which means that no matter how the exchange of information is made, as long as the information is accurately shared there is not a fundamental issue with their ability to communicate. To see it in another way, remember that someone who isn't fluent in English is fluent in another language. When you think about it this way, isn't it impressive for someone to speak a second language in any capacity? Having empathy and respect are qualities that are sorely missing for far too many people these days, especially on the internet.

That being said, I am aware that not all netizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. However, displaying the failures of other people publicly will cause the person who is criticized to feel negative emotions such as shame and sadness due to the fact that their mistake has been made obvious which severely undermines the point they were trying to make in spite of their unfamiliarity with the English language. In most circumstances people are not looking for language help when they post anything online. Most people just want to enjoy themselves and have a good time on the internet which is why I would not encourage correcting other people regardless of your intentions. If you really do want to help others with their spelling or grammar, I would highly recommend you to help via messaging privately because not only will you not embarrass anyone, you can also go more in-depth with your explanation which I'm sure the other person will greatly appreciate if they want help, but I digress. I know that I've written a bit of an essay, but I hope I've made my points clear. Anyways, here is the comment I wanted to make:*

[devout bobcat]

They cancelled the event at Dubai

[barren swallow]

XD

[tiny ember]

no yaris

[abstract turtle]

Obsolete piece of text detected

[tiny ember]

Curses

[devout bobcat]

Planned obsolescence

[barren swallow]

obsolete

[tiny ember]

[devout bobcat]

Fireworks everywhere

Where waterworks

[barren swallow]

napworks

i have trouble understanding abbreviations in english

[devout bobcat]

Embrace firejobs

[final citrus]

Am copying this

My now

[barren swallow]

yooo

are u a gd player?

[final citrus]

Nu uh

[barren swallow]

mhm

[knotty pivot]

[devout bobcat]

Grand Dungeon?

[abstract turtle]

No taste at all

🥀

[tiny ember]

[barren swallow]

idk

[solid perch]

real

[barren swallow]

Nop. dicaprio

[compact lagoon]

Power went off, my kd on comp is 9.0

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[tiny ember]

[barren swallow]

fish with STT

[tiny ember]

mffghhh....,

[alpine bluff]

Now why would you say that

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

Bloup

[alpine bluff]

Hi eva

[tiny ember]

When someone is suffocating, u help em

[alpine bluff]

No ill suffocate too

[tiny ember]

æ

[dusky shore]

any1 down to 1v1?

[barren swallow]

nappulian latte *as an drink *

[tiny ember]

as an drink

[barren swallow]

IDKK OKKAYYY???

i need cry now

[tiny ember]

[barren swallow]

Uma Musume, Oguri Nap

[tiny ember]

Agnes Krazen

[heady oracle]

Are there any admins of the S02 game i l
Would like to report a hacker

[tiny ember]

Comms officer

[heady oracle]

Im new so uhh WHERE

[tiny ember]

@silk moth

[solid perch]

@silk moth

dm him

[tiny ember]

Dm this homo sapien

[solid perch]

Homo erectus

[devout bobcat]

Head over to this article on how to report a cheater: https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[tiny ember]

winteo

[solid perch]

Yes nao?

[tiny ember]

1.207.10.904

[barren swallow]

hi

mrrowoww:3

[tiny ember]

Idk , i never played this game

[solid perch]

Leaked my ip

mods ban him

[tiny ember]

[barren swallow]

128K

[tiny ember]

[barren swallow]

give me 777 dollars please

[barren swallow]

i can gift you these free

[tiny ember]

Original message was deleted

[solid perch]

Who deleted my message bruh

there was nothing wrong with it

[tiny ember]

🦏

[solid perch]

@devout bobcat Bad kitten

[abstract turtle]

Im accumulating the few sort of funds i have to buy nitro
Hopefully i make it happen and it doesn’t end up in obsolescence

[tiny ember]

curses

[barren swallow]

do I have any warnings set?

[tiny ember]

pardon

[solid perch]

nao

[heavy phoenix]

Where need send video too report for cheats?

[velvet drift]

117.38 kJ

[barren swallow]

i don't understand

[tiny ember]

yougotmail

[velvet drift]

34.82 kJ

1933.29 kJ

478.20 kJ

[tiny ember]

1.108.10.837

[barren swallow]

#🎥│so2-videos

[velvet drift]

221.21 kJ

[barren swallow]

ah

i'm sorry

[velvet drift]

xd

[tiny ember]

I don't speak romania numerical

[heavy phoenix]

I cant send there

[abstract turtle]

Enthalpy

[heady oracle]

What are these numbers

[tiny ember]

check ur closet

[barren swallow]

I, II, III, IV, IIV, IIIV, X

[velvet drift]

472.98 kJ

[heady oracle]

I did

Nothings there

[tiny ember]

Now check under

[maiden perch]

We need a russian transleter

Rn

[velvet drift]

Under there?

[tiny ember]

russian channel exist

[maiden perch]

No we need a transleter

[heady oracle]

I imagine Russians with vc

[tiny ember]

⭐

[compact blaze]

Oh no, it's gone 🫧 🐡

[velvet drift]

star!

[maiden perch]

The guy speks russian and i cant speek russian

[barren swallow]

nappulian latte

[final citrus]

[heady oracle]

How to i get better at S02?

[abstract turtle]

ΔH?

[tiny ember]

I'll @tiny ember now

[velvet drift]

872.38 kJ

[barren swallow]

shot *optional *

[velvet drift]

Maybe 0.39 kJ

[tiny ember]

donwload ram (necessary)

[heady oracle]

WHAT

[abstract turtle]

Of what actually

[heady oracle]

ARE

[velvet drift]

namp

[heady oracle]

THESE

NUMBERS

[velvet drift]

3281.78 kJ

[tiny ember]

Or u can optionally download storage

[barren swallow]

16Gb ram +300USD

[velvet drift]

Please download your phone before doing this

[heady oracle]

CAN SOMEONE

[abstract turtle]

Nice enthalpy change energy

[heady oracle]

EXPLAIN

[tiny ember]

no need to buy , just download it

[heady oracle]

THE NUMBERS

[velvet drift]

128.01 kJ

[heady oracle]

HUH?!?!?!

[barren swallow]

are u my teacher now

[tiny ember]

190.2 kJ

[abstract turtle]

It refers to the enthalpy of heat content of a particular substance
(Represented by Δ)

[heady oracle]

WHAT

[heavy phoenix]

@devout bobcat Bro can dm me ? I want report

[tiny ember]

[velvet drift]

You are NOT mason from Call of Duty: Black Ops

228.37 kJ

[tiny ember]

he's the Mason

[barren swallow]

yooooo 1562.8 kJ

[tiny ember]

Mason Bourne

[barren swallow]

*idk *

[velvet drift]

-284.80 kJ.

[devout bobcat]

Cheater report should only be handled at helpdesk https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[barren swallow]

NOOOOO

[velvet drift]

-0.88 kJ...

[tiny ember]

@devout bobcat set reminder to wake me up at 5am due to flight

[abstract turtle]

An exothermic reaction

[barren swallow]

*nuclear humiliation *

🥺

[devout bobcat]

Going back to Borneo?

[velvet drift]

y = 12x³ + √25...

[tiny ember]

Well i do hope i wont be disappear tomorrow

[maiden perch]

Pls some came transleter

[floral socket]

What do u study man

[maiden perch]

Plssss

[tiny ember]

Devouring all the sago worm there

[abstract turtle]

Completely irrelevant to topic

[velvet drift]

Which is

y' = 36x²

[abstract turtle]

Basic chemical energetics but im not entirely sure as to what it is
I maybe wrong entirely

[heavy phoenix]

But if i have video? Cuz in game report not helping

[barren swallow]

nap¹ + nap² = nap¾

[velvet drift]

2400.01 kJ

the integral of x² = ?

[plucky totem]

Trade co2 for Roblox

[velvet drift]

Carbon Dioxide for Roblox?

[abstract turtle]

Give him carbon dioxide

[devout bobcat]

That’s where you send the report at

[velvet drift]

What the sigma

Plot the coordinates (17, -11)

[barren swallow]

thats my house

[velvet drift]

Quadrant II

Okay

192.33 kJ

394.01 kJ

[barren swallow]

[plucky totem]

No

[barren swallow]

[plucky totem]

Standoff 2

[velvet drift]

Ctandoff 2

[barren swallow]

counter doff 2

[plucky totem]

Cs

[tiny ember]

3.441869151248° N 91.250387923018° W

[barren swallow]

thats your house

[abstract turtle]

Find the slope of the coordinates and draw a distance time graph as to which velocity you would travel there in 6.3 hours

[tiny ember]

@velvet drift goodnight

farts

[velvet drift]

Does this affect the volume of a liquid with a boiling point of 410°C when boiled at 400°C in 5 minutes?

[velvet drift]

1.00 kJ

[tiny ember]

No but it does

farts

[abstract turtle]

How does it affect the solubility of sodium bromide if the quantity of liquid (water) is 67.67 grams

[velvet drift]

What do you mean you ate 0.01 grams of Iron (III) Oxide??

[north briar]

And I return from my undeserved exile

1 hour for nothing.

[abstract turtle]

And what if its not iron but ferrite

[barren swallow]

[velvet drift]

Truly a ferrous moment

Something tells me you're not as swag as SOsub3

[north briar]

Wait,did I click on the wrong server ?

🕊️

[barren swallow]

yooo

i have 18000kills w AKR

and 3000kills w m4a1

akr my bf

[north briar]

Even my total kills aren't as high as yours

Not even a fraction

[barren swallow]

how many do you have?

[north briar]

A hundred sth

[abstract turtle]

Sulphur dioxide = SO2
Standoff 2 reference?

[north briar]

Alr gng

We get it

You're educated

🥀

[civic robin]

for some reason I only git gud when my ADHD kicks in

[abstract turtle]

Im only in 9th grade

[barren swallow]

S2⁰

[abstract turtle]

Obsolete

[civic robin]

it's like an ultimate move that enhances time reaction and aim

[barren swallow]

thats what i do in 15 minutes

[north briar]

Yes, who's a bright star ?
You are !

[abstract turtle]

Definitely not a flow state (it is)

[north briar]

🕊️

[abstract turtle]

Absolutely obsolete

[north briar]

You mean "bullet time" ?

[north briar]

In the name of everything that is sacred, stop saying obsolete !!!!

[barren swallow]

i love drinking monster

[north briar]

[abstract turtle]

Irrelevantly obsolete

[north briar]

I'm a casual

[barren swallow]

me too

[civic robin]

2v5, ADHD kicks in, deagle in hand suddenly it's a 85% headshot rate

[barren swallow]

some call me a professional player

[north briar]

Do you even read before you send a message ?

[barren swallow]

but i'm casual player

[civic robin]

hello professional player

[north briar]

Humility is a good thing but forcing it is just cloaked conceit.

[barren swallow]

look at my profile

[abstract turtle]

Affirmative

[barren swallow]

i'm not professional

[amber prawn]

[civic robin]

yo what do I do when 3 opponents slowly go to B in Dune With smoke (on the part where there's like a stairs that leads to no where)

[barren swallow]

yoooo, i have 60.9Hs% rating, i'm roading to 70% or 75%

[north briar]

I want to pat you

Stop being this cute

[oak hornet]

...

[north briar]

Yeah didn't mean to weird you out stranger

But welcome to Standoff 2

So2 for short

[civic robin]

that's,

[north briar]

Some nerds call it Sulphur Dioxide

[civic robin]

So2 is kind of a uhh nerd name tbh but it's cool it's like 2 S's pointing towards the O

like the O is the vs and S Is the CT and the 2 is the T

[left lagoon]

Prome code where

[civic robin]

no codes even work

[velvet drift]

Fire

[left lagoon]

Oooooo

[umbral skiff]

.

[rich crow]

overthinking final boss

[north briar]

31st February,come at 25:01 hours sharp.

[civic robin]

powering imagination boiii

[north briar]

Procrastination Final Boss

[left lagoon]

?

[civic robin]

I hate when the opponent has the high ground and deliberately increase his chances of hitting a headshot

ohne is that you

[rich crow]

They're supposed to try and win

what do you expect

goof

[civic robin]

I literally just started 4 days ago with almost 0 knowledge of so2

[rich crow]

The concept applies to almost every realistic fps game

[civic robin]

• im taking techs from cs and using them on so2

[rich crow]

You don't have to be experienced in a specific game like so2 to know that

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[north briar]

What

Phew

[devout bobcat]

You gotta be experienced in acc to win

[north briar]

Couldn't type in this server for a sec

[civic robin]

yeah I know I'm slowly but surely learning

[north briar]

I got a random mute an hour ago

[civic robin]

with my ADHD as an advantage

[civic robin]

sem, when I sent that image of an exploiter using an awp like a machine gun

[north briar]

Hate when that happens

[civic robin]

The bullets were so fast it's basically lasers

AND he's flying

AND he still died and lost

WHAT is this skill issue

[north briar]

ping

Maybe

[sudden dew]

iamgine

[rich crow]

Hi gine

[north briar]

I read that as imagine

Was that on purpose?

[sudden dew]

🍤

[dense thistle]

Imagine

[civic robin]

I also thought the sem

[north briar]

You like Cats ?

[dense thistle]

Maybe

[unkempt fulcrum]

[north briar]

Aww (Maybe)

Cat 🍞

[unkempt fulcrum]

Ooo breads:))

[north briar]

😭

[abstract finch]

You can always throw a flash. Most can't react fast enough and not many people take positioning carefully.

Or you can call a teammate to do a double peek.

[north briar]

A loaf actually

Catloafing

🕊️

[rich crow]

Having that level of coordination in random matchmaking would be unbelievable

[north briar]

In a den of casuals

Yes

💔

You'd be lucky if they don't dash as soon as the round starts.

[noble latch]

Where to i report players

I wana report 3 people of planned allies gameplay

[abstract finch]

That is the hard part. The course of the game is already decided before you even start playing.

[north briar]

This smh feels genuine

[hollow dew]

it is very common if ur playing with actual good players

[rich crow]

good players in what world

I went back and forth from master to elite at least 6 times a day

because my team

[hollow dew]

u wont see good players in elite

[rich crow]

can't do anything to save their own life

ehh

I've met elites that are better than legends

[north briar]

Maybe they should stay where they are and camp

[rich crow]

but that's because legends are also bad

including me of course

[hollow dew]

what abt t side

[north briar]

Sorry,game lingo ain't my strong suit

[abstract finch]

You don't have many options than finding a team.

At least 1 person you can trust could make a decent difference on the outcome.

[north briar]

Totally

Instead of fools dropping their guns

And running straight at their enemies

with a knife!!!

[hollow dew]

bros playing in drenched paper 2

[north briar]

No smoke, no frag

No waiting

Just running straight

[abstract finch]

The reason for most losses is the lack of an game leader, if everyone randomly lurks through out the map obviously you won't win anything.

[hollow dew]

most ppl play in like gold

its impossible to igl there

no one will even listen to you

[rich crow]

A leader is powerless when those he leads are ignorant

[north briar]

👏

[abstract finch]

The sad reality.

[noble dagger]

[north briar]

[abstract finch]

Even the most basic plans such as smoke door and flash site and enter can get you rounds... If they listen ofc .

[north briar]

That's the neat part

They don't

[rich crow]

Or they DO listen

but

they reply with

telling you to screw yourself

[quick cosmos]

hey guys i have a problem with my game can somone help !

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[north briar]

jolly

[north briar]

Sure

[devout bobcat]

What happened

[quick cosmos]

the game is stuck on the loading profile screen it won't let me enter

[abstract finch]

The only solution I find is just getting calibrated to The Legend rank so you can start playing actual games in the first place.

[hollow dew]

false

they never do

[hollow dew]

not even there lmao

[devout bobcat]

Have you tried restarting your device

[north briar]

Clear Cache,Force Stop

[abstract turtle]

Thinking space

[north briar]

Enter

[hollow dew]

theres no "actual games" in ranked

[rich crow]

The non npc players do listen

but they react very veRY POORLY

oops caps

[abstract finch]

Not always but you're right that is just pure luck.

[quick cosmos]

i did restart my phone and force stop it and deleted data and cache

but still stuck

[north briar]

Wait, why'd my text get deleted?

[quick cosmos]

6 minutes or more time passes from the screen stuck and it says retry network or something like that

[north briar]

@devout bobcat Am I getting another mute?

I didn't say anything strange

[north briar]

Maybe choose a specific region from the settings

One with good ping

No, scratch that

[quick cosmos]

how do i change region without entering game ?

[north briar]

What I said previously is irrelevant

[quick cosmos]

bruh screw what u said back there help me please 😔😔😔

[north briar]

I really want to

I'm thinking

[zealous edge]

in settings

[dark sun]

how?

[quick cosmos]

i reported to the modders of the game

in their site

[north briar]

You

1. Deleted Data
2. Deleted Cache
3. Restarted your handset.
4. Maybe try toggling airplane mode on and off.

[quick cosmos]

i did

[north briar]

Your game isn't crashing so it has to be a network error

[quick cosmos]

it takes me back to the login screen of facebook and google

[north briar]

Strange

[quick cosmos]

i deleted the game and download it again

i did every possible thing i could've thought of

i thought its a server problem

but i searched for live gameplays and people are actually playing

wtf standoff i like the game 😔

[north briar]

Haha

[quick cosmos]

anyway thanks for advising i think im going to wait for the feedback from my report

[north briar]

Sure

Sorry couldn't resolve your problem

[devout bobcat]

Try again in a few moments later

[quick cosmos]

dw u did what u could

[quick cosmos]

my man I've been trying the whole day

[devout bobcat]

Idk then

[north briar]

Hey,you part of Nekki's dev team ?

[devout bobcat]

I don’t work in their studio

[quick cosmos]

damn this started to get serious

i hope it solves my problem tho

[north briar]

You got connections or simply play the game

?

[devout bobcat]

It’s a long story

[north briar]

One you don't wanna share?

[grand breach]

Why are duels still a thing, when are they getting deleted

[maiden perch]

Somone wanna play casual

[north briar]

Deleted ?

what ?

[grand breach]

I'm a double legendary in 5v5 and 2v2

But I can't get past ranger in duels

How is this a gamemode

[devout bobcat]

I just happened to make friends with them
The older mods back in the early days

[steep tartan]

Boosted

[north briar]

Arishem ?

[grand breach]

2 kd gang

[north briar]

Solaris

[steep tartan]

Boosted

[grand breach]

Ure boosted

[rich crow]

I'm 2300 in comp but barely phoenix in duel 😎

[grand breach]

Silver

[devout bobcat]

And some of them recommended me to the higher ups to join the team

[steep tartan]

Boosted

[north briar]

I see

Hey

Cheers for sharing

[steep tartan]

Anyone know where to play faceit?

[scarlet pasture]

Is it legal to use a VPN?

[fervent plover]

no

[devout bobcat]

iamgine

[quick cosmos]

hey hey hey hello again

bird guess what

[north briar]

Gine !

[north briar]

What ?

[quick cosmos]

the game started when i tried doing so much plane mod

i entered an old fb account

i found a glock skin worth about 60g , can i send it to my actual account

[north briar]

Is your translator broken ?

[quick cosmos]

im kinda new to the game

[solid perch]

yep

[quick cosmos]

HELL YEAH

how

[solid perch]

DM me

rq

[north briar]

[scarlet pasture]

My ping is always between 80-100, but my internet is pretty good, how do I solve the problem?

[north briar]

Glock skin

[solid perch]

u can't.

[scarlet pasture]

Is there a problem with the game?

[rich crow]

80-100 is already good

[quick cosmos]

is this real chat

[solid perch]

nope.

[rich crow]

what problem???

[north briar]

Try changing the region

[solid perch]

"Good"

[olive prism]

imagine being ragebaited cuz u dont wanna make cheats 💔

[scarlet pasture]

But the ping of other players is around 30-50

[solid perch]

can u answer bud?

[solid perch]

yeo

yep

[rich crow]

am I wrong..

[solid perch]

they're closer to the servers of their region

not ur problem

[solid perch]

yes

[quick cosmos]

answer whut

[solid perch]

My dms

I messaged u

[rich crow]

huh

[devout bobcat]

Using VPN to reduce your ping is just a myth

[solid perch]

ur wrong

like 80-100 ping is so bad

[placid lichen]

Not always

[devout bobcat]

Cuz the ping it shows you in game is actually the VPN server -> game server

Not Client -> game server

🦛

[solid perch]

I got 40-50 and sometimes 100-120 and the difference is actually huge

[rich crow]

prove it

[solid perch]

.

[solid perch]

Just did

[rich crow]

oh

didnt read

[solid perch]

nws

[fervent plover]

+wpn a ban reason

[rich crow]

Is someone trying to send a server link..

[fervent plover]

ı eat this

[abstract finch]

Somebody seems to advertise adult content in #📸│photos .

[ruby basin]

wdym

[north briar]

We speak the same language

You tell me

[ruby basin]

idk

if you wanna 1v1 tho

im always available

[north briar]

You have been duped.

[ruby basin]

no

[north briar]

A promise made to you has been broken

[ruby basin]

@solid perch Lets 1v1

[north briar]

Your pfp flashbanged me @maiden perch

Too bright

[solid perch]

Nah

[slim scroll]

hello guys

[velvet drift]

339.02 kJ 👋

[north briar]

Stop

[velvet drift]

stoo²

Stop √

[north briar]

Gods you're bored !

[velvet drift]

1203.19 kJ.

[north briar]

Yeah ale

alr

[velvet drift]

y = 29x
y' = 29

102.10 kJ

Do you know what a polynomial is?@north briar

Because I don't

[north briar]

I wouldn't tell you even if I knew

[swift gazelle]

Guys i need help about refund

[velvet drift]

What a gatekeeper

[north briar]

This is a trap

[swift gazelle]

What does refund do when you do it

[velvet drift]

You're not so 29.29 kJ

[solid perch]

Who is u bro

[north briar]

Sure,how about this

You're not making 1.6×10^-¹⁸ kg anyway

Should I v²=2as it for you ?

[velvet drift]

Maybe

But if your N is 500 with a 10% margin of error, what is your n?

[alpine bluff]

Stop please

[north briar]

Honestly,imo you're being such a 9.8 m/s²

[alpine bluff]

I had a chem competition today

And it was so horrible

[north briar]

I feel bad second-hand.

[alpine bluff]

But i somehow got 70% with like 2 exercises not done because i literally never done them before

[alpine bluff]

No i love chem

[velvet drift]

I'm coping rn

[alpine bluff]

80% on my final year exam simulation

[velvet drift]

xd

[north briar]

I know a 180 when I see one

[velvet drift]

Pretty straightforward

[north briar]

Is this staged ?

[sudden dew]

🐦

[north briar]

I'm losing my marbles

[velvet drift]

Imagine losing marbles

[solid perch]

L

[sudden dew]

iamgine

[velvet drift]

Nice vc

[north briar]

Honestly y'all work in sync

So much so that it's strange why you gotta nag in-game about co-op or sth

💔

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[north briar]

Jesus

[velvet drift]

That's a blowfish blowing bubbles

[north briar]

Sorry

I'll try and be more careful next time

🕊️

[sudden dew]

i loving blowing bubbles

he is the goat

[velvet drift]

(I'm bubbles)

[north briar]

Hol up,wait a min,sth ain't right

🥀

[cedar raft]

hey

[solid perch]

?

[dense thistle]

[velvet drift]

🐧 🚬

[north briar]

🍳

🥪

[velvet drift]

Must've been the wind

[solid perch]

bro what

[north briar]

They're just saying the most random things

[solid perch]

right?

[north briar]

Boredom is a queer thing

[velvet drift]

Microp****007's vc when the:

[solid perch]

bro

[velvet drift]

Get your AI slop away

from here

[north briar]

Akr is good

[abstract turtle]

Hate when this happens

[solid perch]

hello cat

[solid perch]

Sup gd player

[velvet drift]

False

[north briar]

Just positioning the crosshairs on the neck guarantees headshots

[abstract turtle]

Thinking space

[solid perch]

?

[solid perch]

u play gd?

[abstract turtle]

Of course i do

[alpine bluff]

Wat

[solid perch]

come vc

[solid perch]

:d

[abstract turtle]

For what reason

[solid perch]

Ama ask u smhh

Smth

[abstract turtle]

Alright

Ill be there in a sec

[solid perch]

k

[solid perch]

@abstract turtle

U alive

?

[abstract turtle]

@solid perch I cant hear you because of my stupid internet

[solid perch]

Dam

[abstract turtle]

Disconnected and didn’t even realise

🥀

[solid perch]

yup

[abstract turtle]

Try once again

And bro was playing geometry dash subzero 💔

[noble latch]

Guys do standoff 2 has a lore

On every map

[velvet drift]

Zone9/7, Province, Sakura, Rust, Breeze, Dune

[final citrus]

[noble latch]

Broooo i have alot of lore in my head

Wish there was a channel for it

[velvet drift]

Favelas if you wanna count it

Calypso also

[pulsar bramble]

does anyone have 100 gold, please, I'm collecting for a knife

[sudden dew]

The lore is that John CounterTerrorist had beef with John Terrorist and they started fighting

[velvet drift]

Laboratory (duels) before it was removed

The gambit maps

[final citrus]

[pulsar bramble]

if someone has 100 gold I would be very grateful

[velvet drift]

This one I 100% side with

[barren swallow]

hi

[noble latch]

I think death match maps like same place with diffrent like calypso t comes to raids ct knows ct angry ct send Elite members thinking t is steal all boat but later when they shoot shoot they realised they actually targeting the isalnd breeze and alot of ct is shoot shoot with t they send 5 ct and t send 5 to loot place

[velvet drift]

The same boat that docked in a zombie-infested port btw

[noble latch]

T is bomb crates on breeze inside they are good stuff to steal

[west fox]

Lf1

[noble latch]

What zombie

[west fox]

Vc n play

[velvet drift]

Halloween event

[noble latch]

I am new to the game like 7 months old 💀

[velvet drift]

Oh

Not a problem

[noble latch]

Zombie thing never happend just alternate universe i say 🙂

[abstract turtle]

Its canon

Check season 5 trailer

And the short video regarding season 5 they released

[noble latch]

Dune-T wants to bomb box fills with equipment or supplies for the ct
Sandstone-same like dune
Breeze-they bomb box cuz inside good stuffs and they steal cuz they pirates
Province-they wana destory Ancient monuments just to tell the goverment can't protect them always
Zone7-They wana bomb either crates with supply or high toxic thing in the area to steal classified info
Hanami-same like province

[noble latch]

Wow

[barren swallow]

i'm back

hello

[noble latch]

Ok

[noble latch]

Hi

[barren swallow]

[noble latch]

Ok

[noble dagger]

[noble latch]

Ok

[velvet drift]

orb

[noble latch]

I am wondering why ct from dune/sandstone on zone 7

Zone 7 probaly some dawgs with mask like sas should have joined

[final citrus]

Nab

[abstract turtle]

The characters there have their own backstories

[velvet drift]

Zone 9 ct used to have a different operator skin which is the same as on old rust

[noble latch]

Ooo

[noble latch]

Ig the devs DINT had time to make new models

[velvet drift]

Phoenix and the gng on rust and z9

Which just makes sense

[noble latch]

Atleast make them wear gas mask who knows these t might released some chemicals type things 💀

[noble latch]

My guess is On zone 7 every type of counter terrorists are to protect but the ct from sandstone are the first responders to protect the zone 7

Yeah

[abstract turtle]

If you have watched all the trailers then you can easily piece out the lore

[solid perch]

Think it's wide enough ty

[velvet drift]

I can still see it, idk about that chief

[solid perch]

try more

[tribal tapir]

So many transformers here

[velvet drift]

Sakura/Hanami

Rust - Zone 9

Sandstone - Province - Dune - Zone 7

Breeze

That is not in order btw

Just pointing out maps with the same ct models

[abstract turtle]

Standoff 2 features their own unique world map

[ruby basin]

why not

[barren swallow]

hi ppl

[charred saffron]

how long would it take to get a knife as a f2p player?, I been playing for almost 2 months now and I only have 126 gold without spending any money

[solid perch]

cuz who r u

[barren swallow]

[solid perch]

Nice man

I had no knife for 5 years

As f2p

Buy skins not knife

Buy knife with money

[charred saffron]

Skins are useless ngl

[solid perch]

nah

[charred saffron]

dude I'm broke

[solid perch]

I prefer skins

[solid perch]

work

[charred saffron]

I spent all my money on a new phone

[solid perch]

work

[charred saffron]

I don't have a job

[solid perch]

Find one

[edgy ibex]

Off to make the missions probably make more gold in that time

[solid perch]

what did bro say

[edgy ibex]

For the free pass when exist hahaha

[solid perch]

mate

I don't understand a single word u said

[charred saffron]

I have to be 16+ to get a job in my country man 😔

[edgy ibex]

Free battle pass give more than 50 gold

[solid perch]

Mom

And dad

help em

[solid perch]

ok?

[edgy ibex]

That I say

[solid perch]

kk

[solid perch]

bro come dms rn

rn

[charred saffron]

Sure

[neon lotus]

yeah yall gotta shut up

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[velvet drift]

Get blowfished

[sudden dew]

Why is almost every single message you send in this server that

[neon lotus]

cuz yall needa shut up

[velvet drift]

You're interacting with a bot acc rn

[neon lotus]

ong totally a bot

[rose osprey]

💎 💎 💎

[velvet drift]

run message 03

[neon lotus]

idk bro have a great day

[velvet drift]

run message 07

[neon lotus]

monkey

[sudden dew]

bot lwk cracked on roblox #📸│photos message

[neon lotus]

im afraid i cant say the other version

bro js tagged my roblox video😭

u can watch the clips i posted ive sent couple games

[west fox]

Vc n play dm me

[velvet drift]

That's someone we hired to test out a custom built pc

[sudden dew]

all makes sense now

[neon lotus]

fr

(thats an ipad)

[velvet drift]

Idk why you'd emulate roblox

[neon lotus]

code misinput

[compact blaze]

🫧 🐡

[neon lotus]

blub

im a bot created to snipe for fun

[velvet drift]

As intended

Aside from spamming the forbidden words

[neon lotus]

[ruby basin]

i ask everyone for a 1v1

if ur dodging just say that

[solid perch]

ok cool gl ig

[solid perch]

Sure bro

[neon lotus]

[velvet drift]

Will it affect LeBron's legacy?

[ruby basin]

192735973

[solid perch]

bruh k

[neon lotus]

idk bro ask tmr have a great day

[tribal tapir]

🫧 🐡

[remote torrent]

Yo wsp anyone knows when new battle pass is gonna come out?

[inland quest]

it can t be real

[winter snow]

Hey

[inland quest]

i just payed 2 euros to get a case

and i got an bayonet that is 4000 gold

[winter snow]

Spiking romania?

[inland quest]

yea

[winter snow]

A bun

[ruby basin]

gg

[solid perch]

Not gg

[winter snow]

Români mei ce faceți

[ruby basin]

yes gg

[remote torrent]

Hey slide some golds🤓🤓🥹

I kinda broke

[inland quest]

i was to

i just payed 2 euros

and then look in the media

[remote torrent]

Damn.. lucky

Wait ubsold it?

And bought a set?

[inland quest]

yea

[remote torrent]

Ohhhh

[inland quest]

yes

and a lot more

cause i sold everything for the box

[remote torrent]

I sold my dragon glass bought smt and then sold again bought again and now im with no knife cuz the game takes 20% i think

Im mad

I dont wanna pay any more dollars in this game

My mom is gonna kill me ngl

[inland quest]

🤣

i was just luchy

[remote torrent]

I wish i had ur luck

I spent 1k on that case

Got nothing

[inland quest]

damn

i spent 100-200

[remote torrent]

Dam

[inland quest]

and got a p350 startrack and the bayonet

[remote torrent]

Damnnnn

W

[inland quest]

at first i wanted to buy a karambit or a butterfly

but i lime this set

[remote torrent]

Yeh ngl set is way better

I would’ve made my inv purple if i was i

U*

Ah man i need goldsssss

[upper temple]

Hey

Spikinng romania

?

[ebon night]

Hey guys

[raven frigate]

Hi

[vast mango]

hi

[proper monolith]

hello

anyone wants to play

[stray violet]

Nimic

[upper temple]

Spiking romania?

[maiden perch]

Lk casual

[proper monolith]

6️⃣ 7️⃣

[upper temple]

Hell nahh

[proper monolith]

?

[upper temple]

Ati in nebunit cu 67 vostru

[proper monolith]

no romanian

[upper temple]

A

Ok

[proper monolith]

[ebon night]

How are yall! @raven frigate @vast mango @proper monolith

[proper monolith]

im good

and you?

[west fox]

Vc n play dm me

[west fox]

Prob a bot or sum

[proper monolith]

who

[west fox]

Abdullah

U wanna play?

[proper monolith]

he has a yt

[west fox]

Im kinda board

Oh well then he's just really awkward lol

[proper monolith]

maybe hes busy

[ebon night]

Lmao

[ebon night]

Hmm bro

[vale sparrow]

Hmm

[sick cave]

Goo goo gaga

[wicked bison]

@sharp quartz what the f are you posting

and what is the everyone ping for

[open heron]

Stop pinging me in this ai bs

[wind pumice]

Hello chat

[sick cave]

Who is even Kamegami dawg

[wind pumice]

Someone send me the current BP collection pls, in media

Gun skins

[abstract turtle]

He is back

Wsp

[pulsar bramble]

Does anyone have 100 gold coins please, I need them for my 1st knife

[karmic berry]

Yo what does the kitten thing mean

Is the ranking sistem be the same?

Like only win and get mmr?

[hollow dew]

its just some meme they post once in a while

it wont affect anything

[abstract turtle]

Its just a meme

[viral vine]

[karmic berry]

Ohhh

[analog edge]

Hi chat

[karmic berry]

Thanks guys