#💬│english-chat
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ohhh
I was touching Nemo and his dad
I have a job I don't need more
yea who tf is that
A dad?
you were my fav chareter then
I am not a UNC bro 😭
rewatched that part like 50 times
Job don't appreciate you
I need teammtes for comp. I feel like i would rank up if i had comms
You just a number in the employee book
Thank you for the motivation

Mhm...
Not just a digit in the handbook

Uhm... Actually no
Shoot for the stars katze
so I should be like him
Yeah ..
Aim for the moon
w motivation speech

Never stop climbing the ladder katze
Yeah you should totally go to art school
You have potential
ummm
Never stop moving
...I don't think that's how physics work

Unc
There's no air in space
There's no air resistance
A bullet will keep going FOREVER
theres rocks
That IS how physics work
nu uh bullet gonna hit a rock and stop

Eventually
But how long until then

so it wont go for ever
Theoretically and statistically it can


nah
If there is nothing it will go forever
It has to hit samthing at same point
In a straight line
Chances are low unc
"If there is nothing"
We are moving
faster then the buler we will hit the bullet
sun ligjt
will hit the bullet
atoms
germs

Anyone who can get in my squad for the commander pass?
Light particles do not slow mass

Aliens deez nuts
Are you gonna spawn in
Alexbot then

Nuh un your name isn't red
am special
Oh ok
@queen oak is that true


yo you famous you in #😎│memes
Nothing new 
@lyric sigil
- didn't know there's memes channel
@austere prairie
for 1 minute
Yea but like gett timout on a daily base gotta keep ky streak
Might be Skill issues tho

Today was cool
Ts hurt
I went paintballing
If i ranked myself irl id be like gold
Probably silver actually
Hes crazy

Go sleep I think you sleepy Buddy
Later
Bro I hate playing late at night because the matchmaking takes so long
No
Make me 100 subscribers I do 100 Golds giveaway
damn hahah
@fallen basin open one
@rich crow you lied to me 😢
Go to sleep guys
Who wanna try my sens
nana nana boo boo
Its 1.00 1.00 .13 acceleration and 0.00 smoothing
Why no one answer
Am i mutted
Will someone join vc i wanna 1v1
Please speak english btw
0 smoothing is interesting ngl
legit makes my screen look like its capped at 30 fps
I do 1 vs 1 on duel I'm pretty good at it I beat Legends and Elites
Put me to sleep
Can someone buy my g22 flock on the market it's for 700 gold with a sticker of a ninja type guy the code of the g22 flock is 602 it's for 700 gold
Np just give me 700gold and ill buy it
add a replay mode @axlebolt
and my dream is to have a knife
Hi, can someone tell me what I have to send to the bot to verify my master rank?
ello
Pp
just go to its dms you'll see options
Yo why they remove trading
I alr said this but that was a peak feature
My uncle was gonna trade me all his knives
?
You could trade with your friends

Hi
The option does not appear in the FAQ about the role or anything about it
looks like bot isnt available rn
Literally a report button in game
one of the best complaints I've ever received was that I was hacking haha
anyone knows how to play arena faceit?
Wtf happened to my fps, the 90 fps is not working and its locked to 60wtf
Chat
I need y'all to lock in
I will give 100 gold
No scam
Matter of fact I'll even cover taxes
100 gold to anyone and everyone who goes in #📸│photos and gives AEX a terrible rating on his inventory
🧍♂️
Goddammit you got a deal
Nuhhh uhhhhh you already replied
how much will be tactical box on marketplace?
We will see
Awwwww
hello
Hlp me allie
done. give my 100G
Bet
Bro actually paying them
Of course
A promise is a promise
I don't scam
Oh g22 flock is the cheapest pattern skin
Nice
same as fn fal

Done give me 100G
Message me with your g22 flock listing
Post for 125g
@stray plover @coarse grove @vale urchin @pearl kayak
you never see it comminnnnng
Done
Check your DM


Madman really bought it
Yeaaa ✨💥
I don't even play the game anymore I don't know what to do with those 100Gs
Give it to me then 😎
I'll wait till the season ends, and buy some cases
Ahh nicee
U mean weapon case?? I saw it 39 on sale on day 1 now it's around 80 right?
.
no no
I bought it for 28, it's 48 now
I don't think that's 80
Sorry yea yea
we'll see whatever price that funny box would be
Check #📸│photos
yea saw that
Yes first day of sale
yea eventually the price of these things increase as more and more people open cases
From when you are playing??
same goes with craftable skins which aren't in the shop anymore
I played for like 3 years on and off since 2019 to 21, then a little bit last year, then a little bit this year
Ohh nice nice
Any other challenge buddy?
hbu
😹
Yea since 2019 same
oh great
What's your inventory worth?
ehhh not much. Wait I'll see if I have some screenshots
Oo share it
So u have lot of golds u hide it 😏
no I don't lol
I just took the screenshot that way
I have like 101 gold rn
yea 101.78
Hello
i wanted gold karambit
u can buy the charm
but it was so expensive even back then
That's huge for me
the charm is 211G rn
not the knife itself
yea me neither I never bought a charm
i have 120G rn I'll try to buy some origin and rivals skins next update
I just have the ones they gave for free
ooo which ones
yeah same
I bought some rivals skins for crafting but rn im low on golds so hoping i could get cheaper skins after update
I want to craft origin skins from blue to purple tier
but do they stick to origin case only?
and hopefully not end in net loss 
what if they become some horrible looking m110 from revenge case
@vale urchin saw that
I have Nothin in my inventory ganster just one origin case
yea sure buddy....
damn rich
origin case is worth like a billion dollar
That's y I mentioned it as good memories
🙏
origin cases hit peak in july this year
hopefully it will cross it in dec/jan again
standoff-2 . com /shop/
oh ok


Hello
They're ppl who are younger than this song.
Actually scary thought

Gm

i dont have enough gold for it
im trying blue -> purple origin craft
got 4 awm phoenix
im conflicted if to rather hold them or craft
Hold them
Hola
Morning ppl
🦈 👋
Hru
Can I get the legend role
im good :D how are you
Gng

😍

Hi
🥓
that would count as misuse of a channel and is not allowed
goodmorning people
how did everyone sleep
still morning
oh
we might be in diffrent time zones
mb
who wants to play competitive
im really good
just unranked now
yeah ik
i still go to school :((

you can get banned
Not allowed
Somewhere specific i can report cheaters or just in game?
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🤝🏾
Aua
Returned
Crazy
👍
Impossible
What's exclusive nitro
what if im right
would you run around naked in front of arbys?

What number do you have in mind?
Y not
OK, I’m here
Idk but less than this numbers
Might be 30
Or sum
Uhum
Fr
Ya but 60 is so high for this shi
N dat shi gonna be expansive with the m9 after a moment
Be positive child
you gotta have faith
Morning
Hru
800 first go?
Glad to hear that u good
Wat lesson
tired n at work
Ok bbg y not 
Ok PC player 
🦛
Dw I will make u a new one if it happens
Lunch? Where? 
🍲 🥗

apple cider


Dex
U should eat it
yuck
be water my friend
I’m a hardcore meat eater
(rip blood pressure)
Meat is good
Llyod is good
🥋
Here kitty kitty
wtf
🥰

See you some time. It’s my orientation week 
Or... you prefer Bacon 🥓
Nub with skill issue
Oki
@stone coyote I literally see no evidence of anything on that video
Damn
Can’t believe he pulled u with that move
The evidence of he being noob
See he’s just dramatic
Well their aim definitely needs to be at least head level among other things
🙂
Id fall for a white monster tbh
I'm not interested in boys
No shi fam

Who said I am
How many times do I have to tell you
Might be lunatic but still like women
But i can make you my girl
ayo
huh
U male of female?
Am a lemon shark
ez
lemon shark, which barks, talks cars, got bars
😎🙏 eminem is inside of me
marshal mather
Fams who be lying to the kid @hexed dragon
Who telling him am a good player
Why u throw the kid on his head
Why u wanna see me suffer
guys if grenade is thrown at a dropped weapon, does it displace?
🥪
We ain’t in cs2 homie

These weapons are like Thor's hammer
LOL
Fr fr
Is that new update supposed to come out soon?
no idea mate
Yes pls
I heard talk that some stuff will be available on marketplace
Well yeah soon the new trophy boxes are going on the marketplace right as it hits week 5
I see!
That’s about 4 hours from now
I think it contains grafitti, charms and an awm skin?
Awm?
Yeah I was able to get 2 of them not going to open or sell
I wonder how much they will be priced at
If they are below 500 gold imma buy at least 10 more of them to sell when they get higher in price
Come on guys let's hit 70 dislike today
the supply is very low so its resonable
Why u doing this?
to get dislikes
Doing what exactly
🤓

37k?
Booo
Dm
I could have buyed my awm n ak 2y
Wdym?
Why don’t u have 37k
Cause I was a f2p
;-;
.
train your brain
Train ur bed skills
i make bed good

we are technically randoms
gl at work
so if you wanna derank
ik i can get no know you ranks
Actually das a point
Alr so am unranked n he’s gold1

Best thing
Jk btw I’d love to help but work rn
@crimson eagle u say that I am a scammer?
ahh thanks for taking youre time to reply
gl
Good for u
Again enjoy ur gold
Is try to prove that am wrong?
Well good luck doing that
gm
Lost
its 6:18pm
which zone
yeah
give up man
Hold up
changber
Yoo
What's time in your zone?
He’s gonna make a judgment

Noob
Which server
Where do i report cheaters
Busan
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:3
Mhm
1v1
Xd
Wasn’t u playing
no
Yes let her study economy
you're funny
randoms are soo bad
DM @silk moth
yes
Wat way
Hello guys
every way
Yo
Like you?
Ain’t u like champion
Your real rank is gold
Thanks
Mhm sure sure kid
Np
i know why
What was your Season 8 rank kid?
cuz u were bad right
Look wt I send
Bc he bad?
Whats your season 8 rank
Master
G
Gshwyyzsbsnanwsu
You mean u r on fire
Vsbshkwiw me a photo of a
What
??
Don't you believe it?
Okey
PLEASE
Hahahahahah
Hi

w 🤓
Yeah

What kind of skins are those

😔 😔
Good luck with it
How to get master sticker?
DM @silk moth
do they giv free knife skins on promo codes? like permanent?
Don’t die
nahh
How to have these rank positions?
which one do u have
What is my rank in the game?
yes
Ok
and tell him that u want the roles
Thanks
youre welcome
It sucks getting top frag and winning, like why do I have to do all the work
Sucks even more bottom fragging out of nowhere
Like bro I do NOT suck this bad
Why do I have a negative kd in this game
And then I lose rank
Yeah there has to be a balance
Everyone should be pulling their weight
And it sucks when I suddenly can't
Like why do I feel off
Why are my shots not landing
Or not landing where I want them to
That’s where teamwork comes in your teammate baits the enemy’s fire so you can get a kill
A fun one is reloading close to the enemy and they peek out and your teammate is holding the angle thus getting a kill very funny
That’s why you don’t bait from the same angle
Or he does the most crazy flick of his life and kills us both with the same mag
Like bro since when does the ak have 50 bullets 😭
When you have 999 ping
True
Wired skins or sum
Gangster is that your akr? Did you buy it like that or did you make the craft?
I’ve never actually applied a sticker to a gun not even a shield
Octopuses are pretty cool ngl
1-0 for ocy
It's never a fight
So shadap
It will be
🫵
Everyone know it's ai thing
But I like see dislikes
And that's working af

Hahahahahah
Yea cause you do a terrible job at making so Everyone knows it's AI slop
Exactly fr
I'm doing terrible thing

Nah no need to say anything js hf
@tough meadow
It's mine. I bought it for 150k recently
sup
dm
noob
noob
No more nameless knives? 
-_-
Any phoenix gold wanna play allies?
🥰
we know various matchmaking algorithms, EOMM, SBMM, etc. But in so2 we use FIMM - Frustration Inducing Match Making 
this is a joke eNcore pls dont ban me 
This is NOT a joke eNcore ban him now!!!
Nah he real
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Gangster for a reason
NOOOOOOOOOOO
I actaully had productive day today
I already paid 3 others
.
I gotchu bro
What's a stream crate
What happened with the stream crate? Bug , or smthing?
What this awp crate will be cost at least? What yall think
Possible another russian boost or idk
He bought my skin for 100G
How do yall get so many skins
Can someone tell me?
When you guys play like the rank game, does the matchmaking take long? Mine taking too long
Can someone give me 100G it's my birthday
Gangster never lies
yo
which iphone you're using?
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strange
i know but idk how to fix it
consider reporting it, if you tried some methods to troubleshot (like reinstalling, etc) and still didn't work out
wait what should i do
(trowing away the phone)
Go to the link and read what's written there
dont throw away the phone, give it to me for free
I got 2 of my friends to play this game one is on iOS and the other android, my friend with iOS had an option to do a tutorial which looked pretty cool, but my friend with the android never got that option

Oportunism
my device is 6yrs old
💀
🤝
🫂
okay so i do everything but it doesn’t matter
maybe its depends on ios 26
the screen on it is quite small tho right
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Sup
hi
rip
i never thought roblox would be that demanding
3 weeks from report that was accepedt, only 4 of 5 banned.. when u will ban last ? 258335103
tiket was accepted
🫶
Do u own one?

Do u own one?
its the processor in your phone 
So whats ur thoughts abt how much awp will be
Snapdragon


Snapdragon 865+ 5G
Hello guys
Look media
samsung s20? 
Solid phone

Mine is Samsung Galaxy note 20 ultra 5 G
wow...
Solid 90 fps
Or 60
idk but still a good phone
Not good for gsming
it is cuh just buy a cpu cooler
@austere epoch u think this awp box will be less than this arcane charm box?
buhh
i was once in same situation but i hesitate to beg 
Bro I had 2 butterfly combos
Decided to sell one
To buy a fsng
now I'm in debt bc I need 200 f
g
📉
Damn... skill issue
Indeed
Old animation >>
It's just one time buy
yeah man not a fan of butterfly too
Not gud for business
I still like the knife but it's just mid
i had starfall
I have the pink one
I have legacy
The yellow one
Ripple
I just sold it 10 mins ago
yesterday it was 1990
Now 1750
brih
Ceap
Shoukdve kept butterfly fang is boring
everyone first said legacy was mid but i still think its one of best butterfly knives
Butterfly is so bad bro and I have one more fsng is fun
I had mantis
Karambit
Butterfly
Just get m9
and the knife that spins
rn i only have a karambit 
U joking right the most ovr knife
WHAT KARAMBIT
I regret selling mine
WHICH OBE
claw 
I think that 10 from my 15 knifes are under 1kG
Oh too expensive
i bought it for 6k tho 
Noob
guys I have a question do I sell my butterfly ripple and gloves feral and another gloves thug for a karambit combo
Idk bro the combos mid icl
Yes
Dawg
Yup
i dont think its worth it to sell butterfly rn
Why do you have the drake tag?
but @stray violet knows better
so if fable gets delisted, butterfly would see some surge you know
Why doesn't poco X5 5G have 120 fps
Ask them
Did u set it 129 fps
Go there
Yes i did everything






oh no