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I never got scammed
Lol
Idk if getting scammed is being better
Git gud
Does it matter tho?
So when u get 30k you gon dono me sum?
lowkey skill issue
fr
Fr
at lest learn from it
If u still remember me in 1-2 months yeah
Yes if you managed to get scammed which means you're stupid
least*
Bro ur clan throws N-word in chs
Cbs
How does thst happen
wdym
Im new gng
No wonder why I'm happier
Plus 99% of og ppl are inactive
Idk i played around 30 matches but never seen one
Didn't u say something about clan tournament in my dms
hi
I played 2 and both games N-word spammers
ye
Do you have id?
Do y wanna participate
no
Do you remeber the name?
no
Do you atleast remeber the pfp?
we play a lot of CBS bud can't rememeber 3 names
idk
Then i cant help i can ask owner to investigate we alrdy having problems wit toxic ppl
Ur a racerποΈ
?
What
If asking for gold idk abt that
nah
Alr
Trauma??
Lmao
Idk man ive been here for not much but still like a week and no racism
Bro has 25k and asks for gold
No just everyone asks me and its annoying
He told me to go dms and i told him if u ask for gold idk if i want to go dms
R u restarted?
Must be hard
Yes i am restarted cuz i didnt see the whole convo
Now u did ,thx for understanding now
Wasup bro give please me gold I am from India πππ
Yep yep
I cant wait
To see
About the white
How much rupees is for 100g
"Pls gold"
π
...
Ye bro clearly u need a signature there
F israel
Clearly LOOL
Oooh
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Shots fired
Explains alot
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i cant waaitttt
Your tag is valorant israel
On whitteee cammoo
For what
Selllinggggg
Before tags were popular ,only few were added and one was this server with saying EZ
Now i asked to join another server
But its with questionnaire
And stuff
What
??
Just join guild archives server
U have to answer some questions and they get a request for u to join
hi
Or something
They have a nice tag
Oh those typa servers ok
So you must be jewish to get the ez tag
I will prob search mkre
Nah this server is so free ,prob can nuke the server atp
Like they do irl
ππ
You are not nuking anything π
πΆπΆ
Nuking the toilet maybe
Inspirational
I mean its easy tho
I have some friends with nuke bots
Idk how they work tho
Unemployed friends
Real
Chicken
Do you know what package and what case will rise their price this time ?
Ask the devs
2 reasons to become my friend :
- Never betray me
- Have white skins
U dont need to
Not even the devs know,its a community market
Devs dont decide here
Yeah lmao
5k pieces
U can tbh
Tuff
Ik gng
Thats what happened in telegram servers
Cough cough deagle blood
Now they are dead
I did that multiple times with flip cold one
A uncommon skin btw
Is it that much
It was 1g
guys
The only skin that deserves high price is akr tiger
Im just trying to buy at least a kummo butterfly or m9 as my final decision
Goated
And akr worm tbh
That skin is beautiful
I plan to buy it when its 4-5g again ,it was 4g last week
how were the 4 pizzas
I cant comply
I plan to buy 1k pieces and sell
I alr use it too
Literally my first taste of skins and I fell in love instantly
I only ate 2 of em THEY were delicious
noice
It would be so funny if it hits 10g or something next season
slide me some gold first π
Istg this random gun was like 50+ sumthing gold and today I checked it was like 1 gold
I thought I was schizophrenic or sum
Yeah it was rised a year ago
I was on their telegram but i couldnt let myself to buy it for 50g
First
Then rised to 300g ,still didn't want to
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U use telegram??
That's what I said
Ye ur
Omg
Ah,well yeππ
I used to ,tho all Russian and ukraine guys use telegram idk why is it so popular
Dumbahh you're lucky we in good terms now
Like snapchat in usa
It's like the us people with snapchat, no one outside the us uses it
Okay kyo you're only 2 seconds early
people here use it for like movies n shi
Great minds think alike
Snap in big 25 thoπ
Yep lmaoo
I do not associate with champion players
Sorry i already ranked elite
Privacy, piracy and telegram's founders are russian
I just dont care for the emoj8
Telegram now is used for devious things i cannot tell because of rules
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Now imagine if the founders were jewish
Whoops getting political here
How's the weather guys
Lmao they alr do diabolical shi there
Servers were promised to us a thousand years ago
Lol caps
Was never my taste tho
"Us" Aight bro π
Didn't know you were jewish
I'm not
Hawk tuah π£οΈπ¦
I just had a Russian swearing at me in a 1v1 lol
Typical
The usual
Ofc
I won π
Day to day activities
Lmao fr th9
He was actually pretty good for a Russian π
If they dont swear 10003049394 times they not russian
My average teammates in cs2 btw
Precisely
Exactly
And vodka π₯π₯
Frrrrrr
Bro took a shot to ease the pain ππ
When vro acts like a Diddy ahh blud so I offer him a j*b
...
It was a russian kid i first thought its a female and kept saying back to the kitchen and he was swearing sm he was crashing out
ππ
Why are you repeating the same joke
Played like 7 out of 10 only lost 1 unranked 1v1 so far
It's funny
Because Diddy is a Diddy ahh blud
And bro might acts like a Diddy ahh blud
Ur a g for that censorship
Why not offer him a j*b
Yeah I'm g the homosexual word
What you gold on g?
Come on you know it is
Not gold bruhπ
This is why my life is happier you're taking it seriously
U mean that fem
Boy
Yeah :3
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Albert I'm polish what do you expect
Omg
I just got flung in the air
In defuse
Who takes texts seriously in discord π
Huh
W
Apparently you that doesn't think Diddy ahh blud is not funny
My dms are open just letting you know :33
i am NOT getting freaky with u in dms
Diddy's joke is old and you were repeating the same joke lmfao
We'll see about that
I'm not going to joke about mustard mango 67 is so tuff
Combo
Six.. Seven...
Crazy
So you find that funny instead of the great Diddy ahh blud
I might have to offer you a j*b
Because you're acting like a Diddy ahh vlud

When vro acts like a Diddy ahh blud so I offer him a j*b
Gng you need a j*b asap
Ew
@rich crow


Hi, how are you?
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I'm good wbu
That's great, I'm fine too.
n in this new season it's very easy.
if u say soπͺ
Please try to type without abbreviations, I'm Brazilian and I don't speak English fluently lol
so i just speak basic english?
oddly enough it really is easy
just put together a little team
is that billie in ur pfp?
i guess im missing the little team
s without abbreviations I will be able to understand better lol
yes
unfortunately in santoff the randoms are very bad
they are too bad bro
I've been a loyal fan for a few years lol
yes
whats ur fav song?
I think there is no other better than lovely
am I wrong?
lemme check i dont listen to billie that muchπ
your greatest success haha
bro i know that i just dont know the titlesπ
lemme be
and its good
I'm kidding, and yeah
My memory sucks
So I can't remember the titles
Hey, hru? 
Lol that's nice
Spotify?
Hey homie
yea
I'm exhausted
no permiumπ
I was looking for some documents and stuff
same same
It's always a pain
Oh π
We've got a dummy here
Spotify without premium is a sin, they don't let us listen how we want

noπ
How are you tho
I'm doing good tho
yea but i have a big playlist(130 songs) so i get what i want
It's a massive bs
but when i wanna listen to ONE song i get a random one
That's nice homie π€Ύ
and It's my real problem, I can't have the patience to put together a playlist lol
the way they keep adding new restrictions for non premium
Is insane
do it trust me
real
like let us live
I've like 18 playlists
woah
spotify is cheeks
One with 36 hours of songs
I'll take some time to do it
wow
yesssπ
Lol i just love making playlists
I get tired of them real quick tho
I'm going to lunch, take care
36 HOURS
So i keep rebranding them
Yes.
byee
And that's just the songs i enjoy
aren't they gonna add some even for premium and make some stupid shit like adding premium plus or something?
Not like everything I've heard
Still a lot
Ah... Yeah, they've gone completely money hungry
always have been
I would have a lot more
This was like last updated a year ago
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bro how can u listen to so many songs
real
I don't. I have playlists for every mood. I just listen to the ones that i need to
i listen to everything
just pirate your music and you're good
Real
I did buy Spotify premium once
But they annoy me sm, i left
fr
Same, in theory at least. But I've not been listening to that much music lately. Trying to sing more so yeah
cool
..
I like it
to be a singer
That's crazy
hell nah
hell yea
Let's see what chat gpt makes
didnt even try it
Suggest me a genre and vibe
Like theme

girl who forgot the boy she was hanging out with after a party and talking bout how nice he wqs and stuff
w theme
trust
basic but idcπͺ


I got alzheimers too
who are u?
π΅ Title: βWhereβd You Go, Whiskers?β
(genre: Bedroom Pop / lo-fi indie)
[Verse 1]
You stare at the wall again,
Like it's got something to say
You walk into the kitchen
Then forget why you came
I call your name twice
You look right through me
Guess Iβm just a stranger
In your little memory
[Pre-Chorus]
Still curl by my feet at night
Still chase shadows in the light
But sometimes you forget my face
And that tears me up inside
[Chorus]
My cat got Alzheimerβs,
Forgets the yarn, forgets the purrs
You used to sit by the window
Now you just stare at the floor
Still love you even if
You forget the way we were
If you donβt remember me
Iβll remember you more
[Verse 2]
You meow at the mirror
Like thereβs someone new
And I laugh but Iβm aching
Wish you knew it was you
Your toys donβt get played with
Your naps feel too long
But you purr when I hum
Like you still know the song
[Pre-Chorus]
You forget the plants you chewed
Even the vet you used to feud
But every now and then, your eyes
Still find me in the room
[Chorus]
My cat got Alzheimerβs,
Forgets the fight, forgets the fur
Used to hate the vacuum
Now you donβt even stir
Still love you even if
You forget the way we were
If you donβt remember me
Iβll remember you more
[Bridge]
Youβre losing your way
But not your grace
And Iβd get lost too
Just to share your space
[Outro]
So curl up close if you forget the bed
Iβll hum the tune that plays in your head
Even if your mind fades like old fur
Youβll always be my whiskered world
(Soft guitar fades, cat purr sample loops out...)
Chat
Is this good
I got alzheimers too
π
Too lazy to read homie
"My cat got Alzheimerβs,
Forgets the yarn, forgets the purrs"
This line is hilarious
gen z attention span ahh
indeed
Blocked message so yeah, idk what he be saying
it would've been weird if I wasn't tho
40yo
What did bro do to get banned
boohoo cry me a river
Blocked, not banned 
this can be a good tiktok songπ
βοΈ can't take a joke
File a report for abuse against them
why
HHAA
π hell yeah, finna go viral on tiktok
HAHAHAZ
I'll ai the video too
dam
πΌ

Easy money
imma search for an ai that does it
Who play whit me standoff 1vs1
That's my gang alright
Come
214436202
go priv
Come to standoff
tell me how it ended
The iulian is gonna win
I don't believe in this
AIKK
Ye?

@near kiln ggs man
te-a batut?

Da
My homie
bruh
Yeah?
love you homie
Do you have autohead?

Yes or no
Respectfully, love you too homie 
tf is autohead
hello
you mean aimbot?
Aimbot
Yes
Lol

Bro I am romanian and I not cheating
They be legit, they're just good
Lie
aimbot but for head
never heard someone call it that
what basically is aimbot
aimbot does that already
.
Aimbot is for head generally
fake
.
me and Albert don't cheat
.
I don't use aimbot
.
I don't cheat
Shush
u psh
Don't spam
psh
I don't lie
Nuh uh be a good boy mirza
Pspspspsps?
Oh shit

I forget to feed the cats today

π

jail
Feed them
It's too late at night
Bro I don't cheat
prrr
u have schizo
You cheat

don't be surprised if one end s up murdering you
wow
You cheat not me
what if
I deserve it π
im a bad boyπ

Well yk, never too late to feed me 
I'd have to punish you
Whaaaat

I don't have a promo code section, please help.
freaks

Did y'all drink enough water today? @zenith furnace @compact blaze
Bruh
no
I doubt
500ml
Oh wow
@magic dust
We're going backwards
mhmπ
Ngl, nope
Why is swearing allowed in chat bro βπ»π₯
Guys drink water
I did drink more than usual tho
Someone just told me i wish i was dead for winning a duel round
where t f did u see that vroπβπ½
oh ingame
in game
yea
Ingame, no moderation
im not a guy
Cuz it's fun
im HIMπ

You're an idiot
Broo I have whine
Wine*
Sorry
Drink both, why not
I drink beer
Ew piss
Romanian beer is good
i heard german beer is good
No romanian is more good
Can't say as for me, all beers are piss
π
When you're dehydrated, your blood volume drops. This means less oxygen and nutrients reach your brain, which can make you feel mentally sluggish, dizzy, or lightheaded.
Water also helps keep the electrolyte balance stable, things like sodium, potassium, etc. These are critical for nerve signals. Without enough water, those signals slow down, making it harder to concentrate, think clearly, or react quickly. So, you see. You're indeed an idiot.

I get it homie i'm drinking already
Bro I drink palica
Good boy
oh wowπ
Palinca*
thats why im dumb

Yk i be loving being called that
Wooow
He be cheating π

I go to drink rain water
imma go drink sweat
Yes, therefore, one must drink water to restore their cognitive abilities.
Get at it dummy
Bro shut up
where is promo code?
ππ½
I'll let you hear it when you deserve it homie
i didnt mean u either
I'm nice like that
Random guy trynna say smth
You're the best*
@compact blaze @compact blaze
Easy
What?
Damn
Because you are cheater
I wasn't going to bully him, but he went at me first
True true
So bad you trynna say lies to discredit them
You
tuff
LMAO
Because you use the aimbot
(my L key on my keyboard is gone smh)
You're so trash you think they cheat, sit down
Yapping since you got whopped
360 noscope one shot not even trolling
gurt

yo
Your bio contains my address
your cheating
hah
No problem
your
Yes
You're* c'mon gang.
4th in do many
Ok
yurt
Another level of disrespekt



dihrespect
Whaat
Respectdih
You are drunk?
Respect me 
aight
yes
Ok
3 litri de bere
Ok cutie
Mem
I'll respect you back obviously
Cause i get called good names
Bro the space?
No space for you
Anyone comp?
ΩΨ§ Ψ£ΩΨͺΩ .
I'm saving space, unlike you. Who's wasting a lot by existing.
Are there any promo codes currently active?β

No
that was quite unnecessary
Compp compp anyone
Saving space for me, wah, best homie fr
I die!

Yeah, thanks
Real π€
π€
You are a couple?
Fr
Yeah lol
I want 5v5 with simplified English and give information and get to know it somehow and only play sandstone DM
u wanna watch free movies
Nobody's ever getting close to how we are
I can't comprehend this
He wants a team?
he wants a tuff team for comp
yes
π£οΈ real
Tuff team with tuff comms
but my english is not very good
Lol i played with a team today. The comms were like "Sit on my head"
Not "take boost"
π
but my country doesn't have good players on this server
Team?
It's okay, you'll be funny I bet
Lol
I hope i be enough good for you homie 
Sup dude
should i buy 3k gold or gamble?(my last money that i have on card)
You are homie
You're da best
Yo

Nah you are
Gamble
Gamble always.
Stream it too
Fr
Gamble yeah
How was your day
Shucks
Bobs tag on discord and you got a gf, impressive
Ofc ofc
Good yeet day was gold4 today ranger 1 game away from champ :>
You?
(β©αΒ )βββοΎα΄³α΄Έ
Hi
i love bobs
Cold
Fair enough
(ο½₯.ο½₯οΎΚ°β±β±
I had a gf with my tag too, they like it just as much as we do. Trust.
haha
I trust ofc
im going to play slots,pray for me
Dang you leveled up a lot then, that's awesome gang
Lol
My day was alright, went from master to champ and champ to master. Played 2 games lol
Fair fair
Nah was ranger went on a 4 losing streak to gold 4 :/
Sam Master pro fr
i lost 4 matches in a row,from 1900 smth to 1800
with randoms ?
Playing with randoms is not a good idea, you can push to legend but they pmo. My own team started voluntarily burning me in the first match
Imagine
Lol
u don't need team to get master
I only go randoms on alts, not on my main, as yk, i played with you on my main π€
trust
u need
no
get gold
Yes u do
W
nah,u need to be better
Lol
Lol rough. I got gold 4 after calibration on that account, and climbed to master. I still don't know why I got gold 4, I was probably trolling my calibration matches
Yet i got master in duel and comp on my alts π
Meanwhile me struggling to get ranger :/
Ik I didn't say you do, I said it's mentally exhausting to do it solo
Lol
I got 1 gold alt, 2 phoenix, 2 ranger, 1 champ and 1 master for comp
fr
(the two ranger got 2kd in comp at least)
depends on every person
Why so many
Because i used to help people
Oh w
Yes π€Ύ
im frustrating much more if im playing with someone in the lobby that doesnt do anything in the match bc i dont expect anything from the randoms
It's okay to not expect anything
u need team for legend buddy
It's another when they flash you, burn you, call you racial slurs. Why? Cuz I was carrying and gave them callouts to follow

(i do expect you to carry my ahh when we play tho π)
Ahahahaha
I played with someone who camps in the spawn by just going to a corner and stay afk
Lolll
play more sound than eyes,focus on crosshair,learn where to put crosshair,learn self control
Avenger teammate in comp
learn to play akr and m4
You my homie, I'll carry you ofc
At least they not flashing you :/
Team??
Same, 2 people just left at that. Why are golds in the masters lobby anyways
This game is on high copium

ΨͺΩΩ Ω Ω Ψ
They just there to rage bait game trying to rage bait players
You here to..
Eco tho*
idk,is frustrating to have golds in team
my bad
Those teammates were my opps next game, we squashed them 10-3
π€£
someone compe?
I got in a game with 4 ppl from the same clan and they were chatting about kicking me when it was warm-ups βοΈ
Loll Bro got revenge
"we have a traitor" "let's kick the fifth guy later"
I hate it for them too, poor dudes didn't sign up for this lmfao
They defo kicked you st the end when they were about to win or something
No I left lmao
Loll
lmaooo
i lost my money
Fr and yk you hurt their ego when they stop replying
You think you could carry me later in the evening homie? 
Shattered I mean
:o. Carrying to legend
How many hours would that be
Taking a break played all day
More like master in comp for my main and maybe higher
30m-1h max
Main not master?
No i meant, in how many hours would it be evening for you lol
Our timezones differ
i think i'll play more from my alt where i have master with randoms
Nope, i said it is my alt in master
It's 9:07pm
i detest deranking from elite and get it back
Dam I thought everyone here mains was master or above
Just tag me, if I'm online I'll hop on
Expect me of course:/
Bet
Ide play on my main, I mean technically speaking my main is main cuz it has my favourite skins
Lol
Except for that I'm on my alts most times
It's hard to get matches after master
I would play on my alt because it had nice medal but the skins :/
My alt has skins too :>>
Every time I think about hoping on alt I hear a call from the skins
They calling to me
Understandable
Not me tho
Oof
Czech Republic laughs in corner
I would legit just drop my rank intentionally on my main to get more matches, but some elite+ friends won't be able to queue with me then
So i had to settle with an alt
You get less match on higher rank?
Ye
On Singapore atleast
That server is so dead after master
Everyone aft r getting legend hops on scrims lol
How
I'm not reaching legend with that
Damn
too*
:/
π‘
Ikr
You gotta believe
What I do why mad :l

monke
...
He did use ellipses. So technically it is too...
Mood swings idk if you mad or not anymore
What's ellipses mean :/ gotta make it simper got -0 IQ over here
I played 2 matches and got +4 today. Not happening. I have to play more for that
I also play on alt more
I'm just not patient enough for legend
It will add up
And boom you gonna reach legend
If i wanted i could go and win 3-4 matches on allies
And I'll be legend
I'm just too lazy
Welcome to the club
Only problem is am lassy and got no skills soo bronze here I come
Lol
Albat playing so2 too
Dam bro come back from the dead just to play this game that's how you know it peak game 100%
Albert will be a peak cs player
Lolll
.
Ahahahaha
apex flipping off austin crowd will forever be funny to me
Lmaoo


