💬│english-chat

[calm river]

Skill issue

Just 24h

[verbal imp]

What's your best?

[calm river]

Is crazy work

[calm river]

Best what

[quick sundial]

From spamming

[hoary trout]

Lmao

[verbal imp]

.

[calm river]

Best number of backflips

[quick sundial]

I can't handle spamming

[calm river]

Gotta be 13

[verbal imp]

Crazy work

[quick sundial]

Probably the moderators felt bad seeing me so long in server

[brittle knoll]

@tepid anchoru warned the wrong guy

[quick sundial]

They take care of my health

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[quick sundial]

🧢

[verbal imp]

My best is probably 14

:clueless:

[calm river]

Damn i did a missinput

Wanted to day

Say

[brittle knoll]

:clueful:

[calm river]

17

[quick sundial]

How old are u guys anyway

[calm river]

17

[quick sundial]

19

[hoary trout]

16

[verbal imp]

I misinputted hard
I meant to say a month

[verbal imp]

Old 🙂‍↕️

[brittle knoll]

495032582

[quick sundial]

Tsss

Yuhh

[calm river]

Damn just a month my autocorrect said 17 wanted to say 14 years

[quick sundial]

But gold

Lol

[verbal imp]

[brittle knoll]

I am so cold

[verbal imp]

He got me beat

[verbal imp]

Lemme warm u up

[quick sundial]

14 yo

what the

Sigma

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[quick sundial]

💀

[verbal imp]

Yes u

[kind stratus]

🍆🍆

[verbal imp]

🧍‍♂️

[calm river]

That’s the most you could do sadly

That’s the extend

[verbal imp]

I just got a blankie for bro

[calm river]

Of your mind

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[brittle knoll]

._.

[calm river]

Get better

[kind stratus]

Sakanigadik

[quick sundial]

Luxury you being fr

[brittle knoll]

i am gonna fart

[quick sundial]

Bro

?

[calm river]

The extend of bros iq

Doesn’t get past the room temperature

[kind stratus]

?‽

Sakanigadik

[brittle knoll]

fart powah

nvm it's hand rocket

[quick sundial]

Nvm I'll hop in game tag me if you need anything

[brittle knoll]

nvm you will stay here

[kind stratus]

Amgonakam

[calm river]

@quick sundial i need something

[quick sundial]

yes yes?

[quick sundial]

BAHAHAHA

Stop

[calm river]

Ima go now

Cya

[quick sundial]

for the good bye THANKS ig

[brittle knoll]

nvm u will also stay

🐔🪄

[old fulcrum]

bro why does the mix skin not work for my gloves

[brittle knoll]

nvm u will both be stuck here forever

[old fulcrum]

I died 5 times before my gloves switched skins like what

[brittle knoll]

because of the the skill issueeeee

:popodak_troll:

[old fulcrum]

Makes no sense

Who the dev here

[verbal imp]

The devs doesn't speak in here

[verbal imp]

Rainy u flashbanged me

[old fulcrum]

So if I craft all 10 are ST do I get it ST?

[verbal imp]

Duh

[old fulcrum]

I will prob get the uzi

I already lost 2000 gold on these cases

[verbal imp]

Type shi

Wanted to open some but

That would be real stupid of me

[brittle knoll]

at first I thought u had a guy with a enshadowed right eye, grinning with a cigar in mouth, looking closerr the top teeth made it look weird

it was for a second like that face illusion likee when you stare at a dot in the center and multiple faces appear and change in your peripherals

and then I saw the meowyai 😂😹🐔

moyai* forgot the spelling

[verbal imp]

Bro how couldnt u not tell 😭

[brittle knoll]

:pk:

[brittle knoll]

I did that on purpose because you were not typing immediately after I sent the first messages

which made me very concerned

a normal person would send "lol" reacting to my well designed scriptures

🦕

[verbal imp]

Fair enough

[brittle knoll]

engravings if you will

[errant basalt]

How much empire boxes going for rn

[brittle knoll]

i like that the remaining players are riches

looking from the perspective of likee one of the devs ofc

as a dev I would surely like that

[dawn fox]

2.65

wait the regular ones ? Or the other ones

the big one going for 80

[vale zinc]

wanna 1v1?

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[vale zinc]

im the best in this server tbh

[summer hamlet]

Bro wtf market crashed so badly 🤦‍♂️

[devout bobcat]

1/10 bait

[vale zinc]

whatever u say lil bro

[dapper valley]

real its so cheappp i want butterflyyyyyy

please somebody gimme gold

[dawn fox]

75 levels on battle pass for first set of gloves 😭

I’m never gonna have anything ngl

[dapper valley]

somebody plzzz goldeee

[coarse pine]

So what is the meta guns rn after all of these unnecessary nerfes?

[jolly raven]

#🎥│so2-videos

Chek it out guys gibeway going on

[coarse pine]

M4 was good why did they touch it...

[jolly raven]

1000 gold

[dapper valley]

omzzz so right zaddy

[hushed kestrel]

Uzi suckd

Sucks

[feral valley]

Fr

[verbal imp]

Haven't seen the patch notes

Where they at fr

[coarse pine]

In the announcement

[next isle]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/10898637-prey-update-0-33-0-description

[coarse pine]

They didnt fix the bug when u give some one a head shot with m4a1 or m4 or akr its deal 98 or 94 damge

[celest acorn]

Keep empire boxes or sell em?

[verbal imp]

Thank you 🙏

[coarse pine]

I couldn't sell them

[celest acorn]

They r on market

2.45g

[coarse pine]

Bruh

[celest acorn]

But idk if i shiuld sell or keep

[coarse pine]

U mean the creates?

With silver one?

[celest acorn]

Yes they are called Blxes

Boxes

Xd

[coarse pine]

Bruh i opened mine

[celest acorn]

Lol

[coarse pine]

I hate my life

I couldn't sell them

[celest acorn]

Its ight lol

[celest acorn]

But idk if they are gonna go up or no

Cuz theres so many of them

[coarse pine]

They wont

[celest acorn]

Look at them in market lmaooo they r moving so fast

[coarse pine]

All of it on sale but not alot of buyers

[celest acorn]

Oh they are trust

Look at market

They are boosting it i think

Idk

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[hushed kestrel]

It doesnt work like that

[quick sundial]

Am damger

[coarse pine]

It didnt has any knifes or good skins if i remember correctly

Only the m4 and m4a1

[elder sonnet]

If the new deagle is cheap I will buy

How long til new stuffs added to market?

[zealous wren]

Already in lol

[uncut basin]

did someone here was a pro awm player?

[zealous wren]

Me

[elder sonnet]

No I mean like how long until those items are on market. Not shop

[uncut basin]

real?

[zealous wren]

Main awp

[zealous wren]

Tf it’s on the market

[elder sonnet]

Wait really?

Lmao

[devout bobcat]

The uzi is overpowered, can't wait for the usual nerf after some time 🦕

[hushed kestrel]

Nah

[zealous wren]

It’s pice of u know

[hushed kestrel]

Uzi sucks

Fr

[uncut basin]

show me your profile?

[pale quail]

Did the Ak get buffed or sum

[zealous wren]

Less recoil

[pale quail]

I see

[hushed kestrel]

What

[uncut basin]

@zealous wren bruh, you a legend in season 8

[zealous wren]

And

Now I am calibration

[elder sonnet]

Am I the only one thinking mantis knife inspection is kinda goofy?

[zealous wren]

It’s the best animation in game rn

[elder sonnet]

Huh?

Nah no way

[zealous wren]

WHO it’s that

[uncut basin]

check in my clan in so2

[prisma hatch]

Is the temp chances higher than perm cause I opened 5 and all of them were temp

[zealous wren]

Playing comp rn

[zealous wren]

Yes

[prisma hatch]

How high is it?

[hushed kestrel]

It is supposed to be lower

[hushed kestrel]

In #📸│photos

Theres is a ss

[uneven bone]

hello

im trynna sell a gun

Any server or channel specific for selling

[old fulcrum]

What are the weapon balance update ??

How can I check

[foggy siren]

Bro

[naive warren]

Its like valorant aahh

[clear flame]

😊

[quartz forge]

Anyone already legend?

[clear flame]

anyone wanna carry me back to elite🥹

[uneven bone]

who trynna run allies

[open condor]

what why

say sorry for what

and did u call me a "she" gng im a man

[devout bobcat]

Yes @rich crow 🦕

[naive warren]

Nah got champ yesterday in duel

And won 2 comp i need 8 more or do my best

[rich crow]

i dont have money💔💔🥀😔

[quartz forge]

What's the things written below the mmr bar?

[sullen quartz]

gift knife someone

[devout bobcat]

[naive warren]

First i think the game gives u atleast 24mmr every win

[rich crow]

banana knife is crazyyyy🤯🤯

[rich crow]

💔🥀😔

[quartz forge]

Regardless of scoreline?

[sullen quartz]

knife

[naive warren]

Then rounds difference is like the gap between ur rounds and his ( for example u won 8-0 , it gives u 10-15 mmr + ) , then the personal statistics , i never got something on that

[naive warren]

Yep

Read

[quartz forge]

Ok

They didn't use subtitles in the vedio so I didn't understand anything

[devout bobcat]

They did use voice dubbing

[uneven bone]

is it posdible to sell Dragon Glass?

[velvet idol]

@proven raft

[calm river]

Yes

Ofc it is

[uneven bone]

i mean bayonet

[devout bobcat]

@tropic sandal 🐦🈁🈁🈁

[calm river]

Yes

It is

Possiboe

Possible

You can even sell it instantly

If you want

[devout bobcat]

Bossy ball

[calm river]

What

[devout bobcat]

⚽🦛

[rich crow]

🦣

[devout bobcat]

I set discord language to English, UK. How come the football emoji is written as soccer?

[calm river]

Lol

Soccer is said in many countries not just the us

Not that i mind whatever is called

But i do prefer

Football

[uneven bone]

can sum1 value my acc

[calm river]

Ima go sleep now

[uneven bone]

and tell me the price

[calm river]

Sure

[uneven bone]

?

[calm river]

Show

Me

And then

[uneven bone]

ima send in Photos

[calm river]

I’ll go

Sleep

After

[rich crow]

Someone pls help

[calm river]

Not a chance

[rich crow]

500 gold pls

[calm river]

Hell nah

I’m greedy

I ain’t giving

Shi

[rich crow]

I want a knife

Please

[calm river]

Ima buy a new dlc on a forza tmr

Want one

[uneven bone]

i sended

in Photos

[rich crow]

Damn bro u guys have 3 knfes

Pls someone help me i want to get only one knife

[uneven bone]

I have the most expensive knife why would i want more

[pale quail]

Gold carambit?

[quartz forge]

Bruh dc cooked lsg in last over 💀

[calm river]

Somewhere around 50k gold

[calm river]

Not exactly the amount

[uneven bone]

How

[calm river]

But somewhere

There

[rich crow]

Damn

[uneven bone]

😭

only the bayo

is 38k

[rich crow]

Can u help me with 500 gold pls

[calm river]

I mean idk the new prices of today which went down

By a lot

But

[rich crow]

Bro🥲🥲

[calm river]

It will be

Back up

Like it was

So with the normal prices

Is around 50k

[uneven bone]

just in the bayo and the gloves is around 50k

[calm river]

Now good night

[rich crow]

@uneven bone can you give me 500 only please

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[uneven bone]

and the other skins are 2-8k

[devout bobcat]

🥅🤸‍♂️ ⚽🦛

[uneven bone]

mp7 blizzard going for 11k

[calm river]

I have so many knives they don’t even fit in one picture btw just telling ya in case you saying i don’t got experience with pricing inventories

[rich crow]

Bro u r ignoring me

[calm river]

I’m trustworthy

You’re welcome @uneven bone

[rich crow]

Damn

[calm river]

Bye

[uneven bone]

send

[rich crow]

I want only one knife

[uneven bone]

lmc

[calm river]

Let me go in game rq

[devout bobcat]

Work for it

[calm river]

Yall making me wait for my sleep

Is 3 am

You f

[rich crow]

I am a student

Pls help me

[snow dew]

i wanna die bro

[devout bobcat]

Then ask your parent

🦛

[rich crow]

They womt give me to spend on game

Please bro if u have some give me

[calm river]

Ignore the first item i opened a dynasty box and that tempory shotgun is staying there

Like is some of his business

Can’t even hide it

[devout bobcat]

Then you can't have the knife yet

[calm river]

And also

@uneven bone

Wait 1 more min

[rich crow]

🥲🥲

[calm river]

I got slowmode

[uneven bone]

ok

just send in dms

[calm river]

You need to add me

I’ll just send it in

The photos

[uneven bone]

u gotta add me

[open condor]

hello chat.

[plain pagoda]

bro yk what i saw the score when dc lost 5 wicket

and i switch off the tv

like f it

[uneven bone]

show the expensive ones

[plain pagoda]

and saw the result that dc won by 1 wicket 🥀😭

[uneven bone]

The ones are just Normal

[devout bobcat]

What's a wicket 🦕

[calm river]

I also have bayonets and gloves autumn

And geometric and etc

I took one pic

Cuz i’m going

[open condor]

give me ur butterfly legacy :)

[calm river]

To damn sleep

[plain pagoda]

where u from

[calm river]

Now good night

[rich crow]

Bro u got all skins of knife

[devout bobcat]

Chile 🦕

[rich crow]

You domot even use all

[plain pagoda]

its abt cricket

yk cricket ?

[rich crow]

Can you please give me some gold

[devout bobcat]

🦗 this cricket

🦛

[plain pagoda]

noo , the sport

[devout bobcat]

🦗 ciciket

[plain pagoda]

whatt

[devout bobcat]

I should add him to my bio

🦕

[plain pagoda]

i will puncture your bike mahnn

[devout bobcat]

It's bullet proof

Sponsored by the goverment

[open condor]

ill blow it up.

[plain pagoda]

nuke will do the work

[open condor]

throw it down a mountain

bury it

drown it

burn it

[devout bobcat]

They killed it off since 1984

[devout bobcat]

There was an idea where everyone can get their hands on a nuke

But it was too reckless

🦕

[plain pagoda]

i have heard a story of russian soldier

like he stopped the nuclear war

by farting aggressively

[rich crow]

what💔💔🥀🥀

[open condor]

what gng

[open condor]

get a grip buddy

[plain pagoda]

i dont say things again

get em the first time

[open condor]

uh oh, woman im shivering my timbers

scary

[plain pagoda]

she is 7’9 btw

with a dih

[rich crow]

huh

[open condor]

[plain pagoda]

giant dihh

[open condor]

i am afraid of the female species.

[devout bobcat]

Glad I'm afraid of sands 🦕

[plain pagoda]

the only fear worthy women is mom

[rich crow]

reall

[rich crow]

💔💔🥀😔

i dont bite💔🥀

[plain pagoda]

and girlfriend

[open condor]

im an orphan so i dont relate young man

[plain pagoda]

if u wanna hit

[rich crow]

what💔💔🥀🥀

[devout bobcat]

🫵 parentless

[open condor]

i also dont relate cuz i am afraid of swedish females

[open condor]

Immature dog

[plain pagoda]

i can be your mom ( i am a male species )

[devout bobcat]

I once did it cuz some random orphan kid tried to bully me when we were 11

[plain pagoda]

@rich crow adopt this orphan and keep it in your zoo

[open condor]

he shouldve comitted, u deserve to be bullied

[devout bobcat]

That sent him to another dimension

[plain pagoda]

no one deserve to be bullied

[rich crow]

what😧💔💔🥀🥀

[devout bobcat]

I used the bully as a way to become stronger, we're not the same

[pale quail]

I have a math test in 4 hours I’m cooked

[plain pagoda]

this kirsha guy

[open condor]

bro is NOT the mc

[plain pagoda]

adopt him

[open condor]

hell no

[plain pagoda]

he aint got mommy

[open condor]

nuh uh

[open condor]

im 20 im an adult i dont need adoption sir

[devout bobcat]

🦤

[plain pagoda]

you said you are the definition of ego , but all i see is a sweet guy who like male dihh

[open condor]

ur visions decieve u young one

[urban tree]

Hey guys

[open condor]

deceive? decieve? idk

[plain pagoda]

driver

[urban tree]

Allies?

[rich crow]

ive been bullied before💔💔🥀🥀😔

[plain pagoda]

i dont play with golds

only bronzes

[rich crow]

😭😭😭

[devout bobcat]

Are you my missing classmate 5 years ago?

Cuz he got the same nickname

[rich crow]

[devout bobcat]

🦕

[open condor]

why am i getting dmed by another random ahh dude from this server, that makes the 4th one today bruh

[urban tree]

Idc

[devout bobcat]

Yep he's not him 🦕

[plain pagoda]

you must have said that u hot 0.00001 gold in this server

[rich crow]

he's old enough to live with himself💔💔🥀😔

[open condor]

oh well yea i did send ny inv in #📸│photos so thats prob it

[devout bobcat]

Worthy of getting scammed

[open condor]

fax

[plain pagoda]

thats it

they want your gold and not your heart

💔🥀

this cunning world

[open condor]

[devout bobcat]

🏀🦤

[open condor]

he wants to buy my inv

Alhamdulillah.

[devout bobcat]

Gets chargeback after

📯🦣

[plain pagoda]

habibi ?

[open condor]

No

[devout bobcat]

The funny arab guy 🦛

[plain pagoda]

jew ?

[pale quail]

Fajr soon

Drink ur last sip

[open condor]

Nein

[plain pagoda]

atheist ?

[open condor]

Nein

[plain pagoda]

christ ?

[open condor]

Nein

[devout bobcat]

Become liberal now

[plain pagoda]

budhism ?

[open condor]

ur not gonna guess it bruh

[open condor]

nein

[plain pagoda]

hinduism

[devout bobcat]

Don't let people influence you. Be yourself

[open condor]

its a very scandinavian thing

[open condor]

nein

[pale quail]

Zeus

[clear flame]

Anyone wanna carry me? 😊🙏

[pale quail]

Odin

[plain pagoda]

freya

[open condor]

im washed

[open condor]

correct

[devout bobcat]

I got a room for pillion

[clear flame]

butter chicken

[plain pagoda]

#📸│photos check this

[pale quail]

What’s my price

[open condor]

Odin the allfather RAAAH

[open condor]

nothing tf

[pale quail]

😭😭

😔😔

Still

Take ur last sip

[open condor]

nah i just took 2, whatchu gonna do abt it

rihihaha

[clear flame]

lemme check ingame

[plain pagoda]

not boosted 🥀🙏🏻😭

broskii 💔🥺

no trust

[velvet fern]

Yo how do i sell all my empire boxes all at once like in one single select

[open condor]

u cant gng

[velvet fern]

Bruh

[open condor]

can only do 1 by 1

[pale quail]

I can still buy empire boxes with silver

[velvet fern]

I gotta do that like 100 times

[velvet fern]

Gfu

[open condor]

skill issue :>

[pale quail]

I swear

[velvet fern]

Im saying good for you

[pale quail]

Oh I’m not into discord language

[clear flame]

@plain pagoda convince me otherwise

[plain pagoda]

for

lady miss 🙏🏻

[clear flame]

how did u get elite what😭

[plain pagoda]

idk

[clear flame]

Calibration is broken

[plain pagoda]

my last season rank was g3

[clear flame]

Lol

[open condor]

boosted

[plain pagoda]

god knows what they smoke

[plain pagoda]

😭🙏🏻 i showed u my literal id

search it up lil boi

[open condor]

boosted.

[plain pagoda]

that aint even my main 🥀

oh no

💔🥀

[open condor]

b o o s t e d

[clear flame]

he played w a hacker but he wasn't queued with

insane luck

[plain pagoda]

whatttt

which game

[clear flame]

your most recent

[plain pagoda]

ohh yeah

that guy was sus

[rich crow]

[plain pagoda]

but he played really well so i thght thats how big dawgs play 🥀🙏🏻

[open condor]

caseoh next to a cat.. uh oh we dont wanna know what happens next

[plain pagoda]

kato -8 kg , caseoh +8kg

[devout bobcat]

Rip 12345678 guy

[open condor]

caseoh's light snack

[plain pagoda]

bro done riding over 12345678

[clear flame]

what happened

[devout bobcat]

Banned for cheating

🦕

[open condor]

why do u have so many caseoh ones

[devout bobcat]

He got one of the unique IDs and decided to ruin it. Man I love chinese people

[plain pagoda]

krisha when he turns 18 😈

[open condor]

im legit 20

[plain pagoda]

ohh

[open condor]

and bro cant even spell my name 💀

[plain pagoda]

can u go back

[rich crow]

[open condor]

why so u can commit unspeakable crimes on me?

[plain pagoda]

😡💔

what

[devout bobcat]

He will touch you 🦤

[open condor]

😮‍💨 women ☕

[plain pagoda]

she has a crush on him

[open condor]

crazy

[plain pagoda]

ikr

[clear flame]

Don't they buy those anyway

[open condor]

they do

[plain pagoda]

@rich crow he loves u

oh mb

[open condor]

Rainyy is chinese?, unlucky chinese so2 servers dead no?

[plain pagoda]

bro is singaporean

[clear flame]

that's nothing for him ig?

[plain pagoda]

mb mb

rainy hates china

[open condor]

arent like all asia servers dead in so2 gng

thats sadge

[plain pagoda]

no bro

[open condor]

whar?

[plain pagoda]

hong kong and singa is alive

and india is also

[open condor]

oh word?

[plain pagoda]

for allies

[open condor]

crazy

[devout bobcat]

Dev doesn't care about asia 🦕

[open condor]

bruh.

[plain pagoda]

they will in some time

when i start breaking then records

[pale quail]

What is the best answer to ,,Csgo is free“

[devout bobcat]

All it takes for an organisation to leave the game over a server issue 🦛

[rich crow]

what💔💔💔😧

[open condor]

@crystal cave go recruit for vagabond monke

im gonna ping him everywhere rihihaha

[pale quail]

What kind of laugh is that

[devout bobcat]

"PC aint free"

[open condor]

from clash of clans

or

clash royale

i forgor

[rich crow]

IM NOT CHINESE

[plain pagoda]

u play that coc ?

[pale quail]

Isn’t it more like heheheha

[plain pagoda]

i reached th11 and left

[pale quail]

Im th12 en

[plain pagoda]

like i never met coc

[pale quail]

Rn

[plain pagoda]

🥀

[pale quail]

But I play on pc

So2

[tiny ember]

[devout bobcat]

Csgo is dead 🦕

[plain pagoda]

was it free ?

[pale quail]

Is that sad

Yes it wss

[pale quail]

Not really

[devout bobcat]

I don't have a pc cuz my dad hates windows for some reason 🦕

[cyan isle]

is it worth it to sell the empire case for 2.4 gold

[pale quail]

No

[neon thicket]

no

[pale quail]

Keep it

[cyan isle]

i mean box

[white rain]

Keep it untill it's 10

[plain pagoda]

yes

thats the highest u getting

[cyan isle]

💀

reducing competition

[open condor]

^liar

[plain pagoda]

bro whattt

i am legit helping you

mamnn

[neon thicket]

@plain pagoda you pro elite

[pale quail]

Empire case is dropping rn guys

Sell as fast as u can

All time peak

[plain pagoda]

you boosted 🙏🏻🙏🏻

thanks

for carrying

[clear flame]

im bronze rn am crying😿

[neon thicket]

man i just lost like 2 times because 3k+ hours enemy

[plain pagoda]

no way

how

lemme check

[clear flame]

71759107

[open condor]

to many women here, im gonna crash out

[plain pagoda]

i have ur id chiggi

[open condor]

im shivering, so scary

[river pumice]

[neon thicket]

[clear flame]

that's my alt account that u have added dummy

[rich crow]

[devout bobcat]

🐈

[neon thicket]

help allies

[clear flame]

rai stop adding weight to the chat

[plain pagoda]

i have both

[clear flame]

oh rly

oky

[devout bobcat]

That's fat shaming 🦕

[rich crow]

what😧💔🥀

[plain pagoda]

i unfrnd cause u trynna be attitude girl

[rich crow]

AYOO

[devout bobcat]

Tbh it's kinda valid cuz fat causes heart attack 🦛

[clear flame]

😿

[open condor]

now thats terrifying

[clear flame]

ikrikrikrikrikr

[plain pagoda]

jk

she gang

[devout bobcat]

Americans finna become soft like sponges 🦕

[rich crow]

[white rain]

Guys which knife do y'all personally like expect the new mantis

[clear flame]

3x 1200lbs

[devout bobcat]

No such thing as "disciplining through physical" cuz it's the freedom country 🦅

[neon thicket]

[rich crow]

real

easy way to die

[open condor]

[devout bobcat]

They don't want to live long in the first place 🦕

This world is too lame

[devout bobcat]

Unless you hop on a bike then it becomes a different story

Even caseoh's cousin can drag his knee

[plain pagoda]

we will play tomorrow

[clear flame]

a cycle u mean or an actual bike

[plain pagoda]

you will be phoenix easily

[neon thicket]

okeyyy

[plain pagoda]

if u dont loose behind me

how many matches have u lost

[clear flame]

ion think caseoh could even ride a bike atp😿

[neon thicket]

4

0-8

[plain pagoda]

🥀

[neon thicket]

2-8

[rich crow]

i can't even ride a bike💔💔🥀🥀

[plain pagoda]

u abt to be bronze or some

[open condor]

bro boutta fall thru his floor

[devout bobcat]

2 wheelers that always get a bad reputation 🦛

[neon thicket]

yeah 😭😭

silver

[plain pagoda]

how many matche have u played in total

[clear flame]

rider issues, i kinda hate them too

[devout bobcat]

[plain pagoda]

i hate 2 wheelers until its me riding em

[devout bobcat]

2 wheelers hate cagers 🦅

Cuz they couldn't see them going 100 in a 30 zone

[plain pagoda]

bro about to devour sun 🥀

we are cooked 🥀🙏🏻💔

[rich crow]

😭😭😭

[neon thicket]

7

[rich crow]

WHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

[neon thicket]

3 wins 4 loses

[open condor]

caseoh will cause the eclipse

[plain pagoda]

yup

dont play for now

win all 3 matches ig

[neon thicket]

8-0

i was hoping

😔

[devout bobcat]

caseoh was the reason half of the island was wiped out in 2004

[devout bobcat]

🦤

[plain pagoda]

caseoh ate the asteroid that fell on dinosaurs

thats why we cant find it anywhere

[devout bobcat]

caseoh was the reason earth became flat

[open condor]

caseoh caused world hunger

[devout bobcat]

Until the developer had to fix it

[plain pagoda]

caseoh is the reason they had to invent oxygen cylinders

[devout bobcat]

caseoh is the reason why fast food restaurants are still operating

[plain pagoda]

caseoh should sit on so2 devs and teach em some lessons

they need that treatment to bring some good updates

[rich crow]

why ya'll roasting caseoh🥀🥀

[devout bobcat]

caseoh is the reason why elevators have a weight limit 🦤

[plain pagoda]

you see guys

[open condor]

caseoh is the reason ww3 hasnt started cuz theyre afraid he'll swallow the nuke

[plain pagoda]

she got hurt cause we make fun of her crush 🥀💔💔

[devout bobcat]

caseoh is the reason why my bluetooth headphones randomly disconnect

[rich crow]

i dont have a crush🥀🥀💔💔

[devout bobcat]

He absorbed the signal

[plain pagoda]

thats just your local brand and not the caseoh

[plain pagoda]

so you like girls ?

[devout bobcat]

caseoh is the reason why ambulance had to put "make way" text in front

[plain pagoda]

thats actually my massive steel balls and not cause of caseoh

[devout bobcat]

caseoh is the reason why #📸│photos have slowmode

🦛

[open condor]

caseoh is the world crusher ofc you have a crush on him, dont hide it

[rich crow]

no

[open condor]

so u hate urself?

[rich crow]

im being fr tho💔💔🥀🥀😔

[rich crow]

yes

[plain pagoda]

actually she had a crush but

…

[open condor]

Damn ._.

she had a crush but caseoh got jealous and ate her crush

[plain pagoda]

@rich crow shld i tell em ?

[rich crow]

I dont have a crush

[devout bobcat]

caseoh is the reason why they called someone you like a "crush"

[rich crow]

what💔💔🥀🥀

[devout bobcat]

🦕

caseoh is the reason why potholes exist

[rich crow]

i dont even have one vro💔💔🥀🥀

[devout bobcat]

Breaking my rims

[plain pagoda]

deserved

[plain pagoda]

bikers fault

[devout bobcat]

Nah, I pumped my air too much and it saved my rims

🦛

[open condor]

not evem Chris Hemsworth?

[plain pagoda]

it must be acting like a ping pong ball

[open condor]

damn...

[rich crow]

[open condor]

ur life is a lie

[rich crow]

who's that💔💔🥀🥀

[open condor]

its 5 am :) i havnt slept

[devout bobcat]

caseoh is the reason why ping pong table can be flipped

🦤

[open condor]

brooooo???

[plain pagoda]

💔

daym

[open condor]

thor from marvels actor

HOW

ok

ur like

9 if u dont know

[rich crow]

ohhh

[open condor]

who chris hemsworth is

[rich crow]

i dont know their irl names💔💔🥀🥀

[open condor]

ur 9 yrs old and uneducated..

cooked

[plain pagoda]

9yr old

but educated

[open condor]

nooooo

[cyan isle]

bro how did ppl already get the mantis skin

[plain pagoda]

cases

[open condor]

degenerate gambling addicts

[cyan isle]

too much money

uff

[plain pagoda]

there is a trick

if u dont know

[cyan isle]

i dont know

tell me

[devout bobcat]

99% quit before hitting big 🔥

[plain pagoda]

whats ur fps ?

[rich crow]

💔💔🥀😔

[plain pagoda]

tell me this first

[open condor]

truth hurts buddy

[cyan isle]

60 max

[plain pagoda]

ohh it wont work

only 300 fps

sorry bro 🥀💔

[cyan isle]

sheesh

[rich crow]

what😧💔🥀😔

[cyan isle]

god devices

[plain pagoda]

yup

[open condor]

5am, no sleep, work in 2 hours. I am cooked

[cyan isle]

how does it work anyway

[plain pagoda]

power nap

[open condor]

hes kidding, u cant even have 300fps bro

[plain pagoda]

works wonders

[open condor]

if i sleep now i wont wake up in time

[rich crow]

🔥🔥

[cyan isle]

: (

[cyan isle]

i thot am just broke to not have good devices

[open condor]

sucks being a sleep deprived working man while also being a certified gangster and sandstone hater B)

[devout bobcat]

I can't stand watching a sad boy

[plain pagoda]

they say you are prone to heart attack if u sleep less

[devout bobcat]

Want a hug?

🦤

[rich crow]

ooooooo

[open condor]

speedrun death

[plain pagoda]

• ball cancer

[rich crow]

understandable have a nice day

[devout bobcat]

My heart pumps 4.3 litres every minute

🐓
🔁

[rich crow]

damnn🥀🥀💔😔

[hexed igloo]

😦 😭

[plain pagoda]

are you sure abt the 0.3 part

cause thats a bit too much

[hexed igloo]

he eats iron everyday

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[open condor]

Caseoh moment

[plain pagoda]

bro ikr best feeling in the world

[devout bobcat]

🦤

[hexed igloo]

just say you're broke

[plain pagoda]

😡💔

[open condor]

fax

[plain pagoda]

zani doddy on his way to yo home

oil up

[open condor]

to to home

[devout bobcat]

Those boomers saying they need better tyres to hit a tight corner meanwhile I'm doing 114 kmh while dragging the side stand on the corner with stock tyres 🦛

[clear flame]

can this game add replay system already

[devout bobcat]

Skill based matchmaking

[plain pagoda]

too much funtionality

[quartz forge]

😂

[clear flame]

I can't wait to do some neok detective thing for this game

[clear flame]

well, codm just added one

[hexed igloo]

their recent article said it's under development

[clear flame]

great to hear

[devout bobcat]

My jeans are ripped from all of that adrenaline ride 🦕

[quartz forge]

Why do ppl need replay system?

[plain pagoda]

only one

[devout bobcat]

Taking funny screenshots

🦛

[hexed igloo]

well, it's Axlebolt
so in like 3 years maybe

[plain pagoda]

“ maybe” she said

[clear flame]

[devout bobcat]

She 🦛

Unreal

[plain pagoda]

rule no 1 never get attached to a mod 🥀

[quartz forge]

Damn I am waiting for genesis to drop to like 400g

[open condor]

holy smokes @crystal cave u actually put up the clan recruitment waooow good job u gorilla

[hexed igloo]

yeah i under-exaggerated, it will be in 6 years

[devout bobcat]

Rule no 1 always have someone with higher authority as your back up

[crystal cave]

What else was I supposed to do

[quartz forge]

@plain pagoda how you already elite?

[plain pagoda]

corruption

[devout bobcat]

"My dad works at microsoft" ahh

[plain pagoda]

no idea

[hexed igloo]

have you guys seen the odds for the dynasty boxes, lmao

[open condor]

be lazy like u usually are

[quartz forge]

How many matches?

[plain pagoda]

just happens yk

[plain pagoda]

10

[crystal cave]

Is it bad

[quartz forge]

All wins?

[hexed igloo]

it's misleading

[plain pagoda]

8

[devout bobcat]

The crate is capping

[quartz forge]

Bruuuuh

[crystal cave]

Alr kiddo go back to playing with shapes

[devout bobcat]

Cuz I got more temporaries than what it was shown

[open condor]

I am older than u.

[river pumice]

for the season charms u get the charm rank based on highest rank or current rank

[plain pagoda]

i was getting s8 legends for some reasons

[quartz forge]

Highest

[crystal cave]

Lol I only got temporary

[devout bobcat]

Being old doesn't mean you're better than younger people

[river pumice]

should’ve grinded more comp and find more teammates…

[quartz forge]

Ofc that's why u are elite

[hexed igloo]

the odds for arcane in "Total" is 0.50%
and guess what, for the temporary Arcane, it's 0.49%

so that means you only get Arcane for that 0.1%

[open condor]

Did i say that?, No.

[plain pagoda]

🥀😭 they can never logically prove this

[plain pagoda]

fr fr ts pmo icl 🥀🥀

[devout bobcat]

You used "I'm older than you" as a way to make him shut up

3rd world mentality

🦤

[open condor]

sybau

[river pumice]

rigged crates

[open condor]

ts pmo

[hexed igloo]

The odds of you getting temporary skin is higher than Permanent common

[plain pagoda]

that too in every section

red pink blue and shi

[river pumice]

man I want a mantis knife but they’re so overpriced…

[open condor]

cry more

[quartz forge]

I missed even the ak genisis temp by 1 cm this morning💀

[hexed igloo]

just wait, they're still sleeping

[devout bobcat]

I opened 10 cases and got nothing

[neon thicket]

hmmmm

[river pumice]

average so2 case

[crystal cave]

💀aw hell na

[neon thicket]

lmaoo

[quartz forge]

I think prices are gonna drop by end of season

[hexed igloo]

enjoy your Akimbo uzi Skull for an extended time of 7 days 💥

[crystal cave]

Ikr trash talk him more

[crystal cave]

I'll get champion and the gold mantis

[quartz forge]

Bruh the uzi has like highest recoil but so easy to control

[open condor]

copycat

[fading tundra]

Why is my marketplace not refreshing

i have a stable connection

[crystal cave]

When th did you get mantis

[hexed igloo]

cause it has 750 firerate which is literally similar to P90

[open condor]

earlier

[errant basalt]

Pump kukri prices guys

Kukri on top

[crystal cave]

Naurr F Y

[hexed igloo]

it's better than P90 actually

[lusty hatch]

Patience

[open condor]

im kidding, i havnt gotten it yet but i will get that mantis cuz it matches well

[lusty hatch]

P90 actually got a nerf

[hexed igloo]

oh yeah they HEAVILY nerfed mp7 for that matter

[open condor]

saw that combo the second the update came out so u alrdy know gang

[crystal cave]

Bro we can't be twinning 😭

[hexed igloo]

good luck on force buy guys

[quartz forge]

Bro where are the balance changes notes?

[open condor]

well dont get my combo then