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who wants to play allies or conpe?
What brand is your microwave
Me.
U need to Grind and invest for atleast 6 Months
dm me brother
Ye
I invested i got 200 gold profit
12$
Gimme 3$
I mqke it 6
💀
What
Save up for 2 years.. just to die in a carcrash a month from profit
I bet if you have friends with new driving licence you don't wait 2 years for a game
Whats ur inventory
It's alright wb urs
Quick buck bbg
Sold most of it for irl money
Like now i have 500g investment
(GTA6 is an exception btw)
Lmao
Say it yourself pffft
GTA ain't beating me

Nahh
Maybe different ppl with different strenths in the limelight but it's not dying
I mean who else is doing it bro??
Apac region is going downhill tbh
Send me the details
Ghap ghap
:/

Was one of the leading tourney managers during 2020-2022
Did you see someone was about to type but retracted it🤣
Never seen that name before, rip..
Great job on maintaining the tournaments alive
🫣
Then axlebolt suddenly cutsoffs with us and vanishes without paying
Oh
Wanna know one funny thing

Same happened in EU
🙂
🙂
mm full of cheaters too
Fr
no more fun
Frrrrrr
That's why you wrote contracts, it's tax too so ntn goes without a signature when it comes to a deal
only things that keep me playing are skins tbh
Fokin bolpop game
@old monolith did y'all had contract even?
They only focus on russia
is russian scene still active?
A lot
shi
Ho know promo codes or To get gold
Ya know Asap rocky ?
You got actual eSports teams investing
give me 500€ for half promocode
The rapper?
Huh
Good luck
Yep
impossible to compete with these nolifers
Yep
yep
The ping makes it harder
Good luck
bad luck to u!
By then you will have to be t1
You know how to get gold but no purchase on money or na
Not even tier 1s are asking players to live closer to servers
You have to ask server helpers
im a special player tbh
We know you a special
hackers aint got shi on me
♿
buddy
How i know they server helpers
Nono it was one of devs
Buddy
Idk then
Jk
Never talked to a dev I know that happened in EU cuz I know the supposed winners
And they told that the company just vanished
asap rocky
Nah bros a blood
Yes
Dev ( representative) ig
sometimes he used to respond in chat
A clue: 🔍
It was one of the big eu tourneys
Huh
U guys would be surprised to know that there are +600 Karambit gold in the game
who wants to play allies ? i am gold
Yes pls
Top right of the screen!? Server log and under "server helper" you'll see who's active
Gift me one
Yes I'll set it for sale but u have to put 80k gold so u can receive it for 0.03
Even more supricing, 1/600 in the chat rn
Send me 80k gold
I had like 60k gold
I've never seen one in game before
Samee
Never got killed with a nameless collection item
Ghostik is helper or n
Lmao
Maybe that's bcz I rarely get killed anyway but still
I had the treasure hunter
I only died 14k times so far
Hahah that's funny, I would say "I've never killed someone with a nameless and stolen a nameless"
I had kukri knife

Its kinda good
Yea they are really rare ngl
Did u get the weapon?
But karambits are just too goos
I think most nameless collection items look bad
Darn
bthe animation is bad
Do ghap ghap
The only good items from the nameless collection are knives
@lunar monolith before we got off on the wrong foot 👀 but don't be around the chronically online members, they always get banned and embarrass everyone
He had the usp Genesis
Should i open my sticker packs or sell it
Sell
Lmao
You Lithuania
How much gold ill get ? @dim ore
Ye

Allies ?
If u wait
I've played vs anarchy clan
Did it show as an arcane item? Or did it have another rarity?
Ho can help my whit gold
It was like the nameless rarity
I was the one who founded anarchy with storm
Gold
That's a flex tbh
Damn
You risk being muted if you tag axlebolt aka studio team
Good s hit
Karambit gold is ugly but gold is gold
Guys is there a market for #s on pattern skins
Tbh every Karambit its good its Not Ugly
I didnt ping them
Not every karambit is good
Ping one
Almost all
The nebula one sucks
Fr
Facts
The krambits from fun and sun also suck
Yo you know how to get easy gold
Tantos are underated
Claw is my favorite
Its so clean
That's why it was my first knife
Do u own it?
I love the snow
Bruh
I got it in 2019
Nice
😛
Not snow but the one with Orange that one I like
How many knifes do u even have?
Tf
I had 2
Karambit tiger is also very good
@unkempt ruin its the only one here with a nameless
Used to have 4 but that was reduced to 2 as I sold them for cases
Tbh i don’t even know if he has one or more
GGGGGGG
how do i get free roles?
Rate your experience from 1/10
You know how to get easy gold or no
Wich 2 do u have?

Do ghap ghap with devs
bfr
It's the mindset wdym "easy"
Waste of money
Karambit Claw and Butterfly Legacy
Ur here tho, just without powers 😭
Best ones Tbh
How to get gold whit out paying
I had 1 legacy and one karambit snow
Omg
Sukdik
@unkempt ruin will give u free Gold
I only have the butterfly so I could impersonate Spy from TF2 but they removed the option to downgrade a level in arms race so its not fun anymore
Nah man i am stright
What gloves?
I only play with the karambit now
Now im going to buy the red gloves from Reforged for my karambit
And for butterfly?
Don't use it anymore
If I ever give gold it's when I want to you know, and it's basically never
I'm not axlebolt
NOT
Gimme some gold i get good sukdik by@pallid lodge
Sell it than
It does make sense bcz I like karambit more
Ye
Bcz Krambit is better in both cases

Who wants a knife for 500g
Not me
I got a tip for u guys
Until I get maybe Kunai bcz I like those as well
Fang too really good
I don't like fang
;-;
Only kunai and katana
Bro i Like animation
Katana?
The rest are mid
Us
Tanto?
Butterfly and Karambit
Hellou
Are best
Karambit is definitely the best especially when u have a good skin in it
Butterfly works too
People what can u recomend for 20k gold budget inv?
Get 2 knives
And full red inv
Stattrack
If possi
Nah
Which ones
Hi all someone know when new update
zomeone allies?
did u get run over to be stupid
U need zomeone to play alliez whiz u?
It came 1 week after the battle pass was exhausted
i came 1 week after the battle pass was exhausted
and what will be price of reforger crates and gloves crates price?
U can prob expect It by this friday
its already 1 week
Cuz for iOS reforged the battle pass was over for them on Friday
Gucci flip flops
zyes
No but catch ebola
that is the stupidest thing i have ever heard did someone runover ur head?
furthermore why is ur whole family ugly
and u look like sid from ice age you ugly rat
too many kids in this chat bro
trust me
5 year olds
Yo buddy is that you on your profile picture
post it in their website
Qartveli xar dzma?
1000gold or gold pass?
Imma buy both
What should i buy?
No -_-
Hmm
+10 or normal
?
Ok
I dont like the knifes
Buterfly is good and
I dont know taht name that
I can sell it?
Ooo
bro hopped on the game and decided to spend money 5 mins in
I will do
5days later bud will want a refund
Are you as tough in real life as you seem online
bro your dad was so cheap that he bought cheap condoms which resulted in his load burst out the condom....now he lives with the regret of you as a son
do u get bullied you give all the symptons?
Scsriest discordian
Cant even spell
hahahahaha
it's ok guys no need to cry because you get bullied horribly
i would jab cross roll left hook u then when the back of ur stupid head slapped off the floor on ur concrete i would rip ur stomach out and pour the stomach acid all over ur face
u do absolutely nothing in ur life
don't chat to me i would detach your spinal cord from your head
@rich crow 50 gold is enough for you?
me punching u up would put ur iq at 10 which would be an increase
1600 Pennsylvania Ave Washington DC United States
no one knows cares or thinks abt you
@rich crow 151748130
not gonna lie u smell like a septic tank
Don't even make sense
Keep quiet
Bro has to travel to the closest river to shower
now tell me why is ur mirror afraid of ur reflection
?
Do you actually think you're making any points?
dude you're definitely fat
Your obese stomach scare the food away
Or just yapping
you got food stored all over ur neck
Wich glock
Your a irrelevant bum who your parents regret having
Ok wait
thats ur face
He's not even on
Definitely Autistic
Make sense and I'll answer you
learn english
irrelevant bum
i would stomp ur face and make a hole of ur face in the ground
it would be the shape of a hippo
the thing is the world is small and if u ever slip up and say who u are in public u are finished
i would actually kill u and the police are soft they wouldn't do anything without cctv claim its self defence
One isn't even making sense
Don't make me get the old man on you
hahaha and ur 9
Haha goodluck np
go touch some females
drink bleach
yall commit mass suicide
record it too
u blobfish looking rat
i would kill u too
how old are you
Can you form a single sentence that makes logical sense?
9?
Why yall fighting?
can you learn english?
One is just dumb
get back to class and fck off
literally ur weight on ur fat body would make footsteps traceable with just sound
the only kid here is u
Youre just a brokie with poor social skills who wants to be the center of attention
Already have, did you? Saying learn English as if it's terribly misspelled and grammatically incorrect.
wdym?
i can tell
Just take ss and send it to turan he will ban
@silk kraken sorry but...
eat rat poison like the vermin u are
What? Can't comprehend...?
Highly likely that's a dude
Tell me info dm i would join
I can get u one but u need a KD of at least 2.5
My clan are super headshot machines
Sure
U don't wanna stumble against them in a match
I don't even hold my ground against most of them

I just played my third ranked game with 30kill in rank
Ye they are too dedicated
Just search Eva01 and u will find it
Finally a civilized conversation
Ah yes No more people coming out as trans
Uhm
No more arabs
Yes
Wait u didn't see the Arab who went mad and got no diffed by a mod?
He got bodied in 1v1 against one of the mods and thus went to sandstone heaven
In ur mom's credit card
Do ur homework and I'm sure she would
Deutschland
Germany

Just steal it with permission
movement
Bro saved 10 kids from being banged by him personally
What a legend
A national hero
I think for the most part mouvement is actually the most important thing in standoff
Not even aim is equal to mouvement
U have to be unpredictable and shoot from many angles one at a time
Never stop in one spot
Always keep moving
Yes also never rush first unless u know what u're doing
Always go behind a teammate and use the radar
That's how I well-banged both barbie and Deena yesterday
I use the radar to wallbang
Movement*
Yes it's bcz u saw them first, so they appeared on my radar
Sorry that was in french
Ah
Standoff for life man
Anyways man another advice I wanna give u is to always play a round of arms race before a major event like competitive or allies
U always need a warm-up
Sometimes some weapons feel better than others
Like the silenced M16, I would usually use that over the AKR when the map is too huge
🦅🦅🦅
One of the best things about silenced weapons is that the enemy can't see from where u're shooting
That's a huge advantage
It's good but the low magazine is kinda bad
Especially with the fire rate
U will always find urself reloading
Ye it's very accurate
One of the best weapons at long range
But the AKR is way better at long range in deathmatch
It will one shot to the head every time
Definitely ye
It's the only reason I have 57.8% headshot
U can only get that with an AKR
Anyone wanna play soon comp? gold 4
npnp
i am just tired of these stupid randoms
3v5 all the time
true
almost impossible to solo queue
Where is deena
and i play very much so most of the time no one is online
She was so hot
Not u again too
Ur that guy right who asked gold
She couldn't get my Rizz
Real sigmas dont care about pfp
With that attitude ur not getting any golds
I also need gold but i don't ask
Anyone
My head small
But ur gyatt is big
🗿
Those who know 💀
@rich crow where's my 20 gold
You dumb
Or have Alzheimer's
Get it checked out
Not crying
I'm laughing at you tho
Just sell reforged box
I have 5 box
Tell that to him
Allies?
I wasnt the one that started talking crazy and betting
I just accepted the craziness and the bet and won
Yo what does soft mean
Some russian guy I fought in duels kept calling me soft what does it mean?????
Ahh makes sense thanks
cheat
🦕
sorry to break it to u but that means u got an erectile dysfunction
🐔
🐔
Daily mewing routine
🐔👍
Eye bags are the result of drooped unmewed cheekbone structure
It also gives you a negative canthal tilt
Charlieroo?
This would have never been a problem had people kept chewing enough meat through their development years 🦕
You need to literally simulate the pressure of the maxillary chewinging
The tongue has weight and it literally pulls your facial structure downwards
And puts pressure on the lower jaw which has an angled tension towards the neck ( sorry for bad english) mewing is done to prevent this, some people think it's a goofy meme but it's a real serious thing
I met 3 cheater in 2 allies matches... This game is so broken
When will this game finally get an anti cheat???
A
Guys
Do yall think there gonna add a oce server I’ve been playing on 300 ping since I started playing bruh 😭🙏
Is the Lookmaxxing community taken seriously or is it just ridiculed
I'm getting old to understand internet
Algún Mexa por acá
They urgently need some kind of anti cheat first
Like people have been meming it and mewing on tiktoks and stuff but do people also believe in it
This game is literally unplayable
🦕 🦕 _ _
Someone can send a app for make clan profile or edit
XD, vete a donde dice channels & roles y te pones el español
si pero te digo para que no te comas mute por hablar un idioma diferente al del canal
Mi casa su casa
Xd
Alright back to English chat 😈
Como estas
Moy bien
Bro switched languages
Never

I haven't seen you in years
Been like a month
Bonsoir
Hmm
Was you banned
None are on
Sup nox
I got banned from the server (even tho it was temporarily)
I didnt care to join back
Wsg
I'll kiss u
Nothing much
Dandandan
Wow
Dandandan
When?
🫡
Hel was hella cool
I had all my love for her fr 😩😩😩😩
Did she like anyone anyways
Mad respect
Ong she'd get it
X2
Who’s hel
Yea, you might be right sadly :c
Best admin
🐇
She died..?
I think
Maybe
🤨
I wouldnt know since I'm not hel
Is she inactive or r there rumors
And she isn't here
Moving on with life
I've been playing the game since the very start really
Nothing actually happened
Just nothing
Get a couple of forever lasting friends irl and you escape forever
🐡
Got my home boy still with me
W
You need to find people that are opposed against technology at least a little
Same
And that's kinda the only place you get friends mostly ig
Most of the time tbh
Yea otherwise you wouldn't be on discord now :sauropod_fried_shrimp: harsh truth but I relate
Same
I mean I have absolutely no idea what they're doing nowadays
Maybe literally everyone uses discord and we don't know it
🤨
You just have to hydroporoxise the left corner numbers and revise a 9 and 6 divided by a square + b square and copy over the 11
Even secretly or anonymously and not connected to any old connections
Thus making it impossible to know
Unless people suddenly decided to use real names all throughout
🐔 🐔
Math is ez
That's really sad, I'm also here since 5-6 years now but when competitive got released the cheater situation just became worse and worse
You need to record your games whenever you play competitive so you have proof, then give it to standoff 2 support. They take 3 days to respond on average
Its worse than prison
Spelelelel
im still trying to get "nameless fragment" in hopeless
Never play with randoms comp
Let's go gambling
Aw dangit aw dangit aw dangit
Aw dangit- win sound effect Those who know + mango mango mango 💀
bruh, don't make my heart hurt
Sooooo many cheaters everywhere. And axlebolt just doesn't care at all. What a great experience
1/50.000, im just only open 150 "fragments pack"
simple, if you see the guy who has a chinese name, then 90% is a hacker
Most of them have 10-50 hours, info every time and are able hit every wallbang and prefire
I sadly suck on cs, I'm used to play so2 on mobile
That's true 100%
Because I mainly work on pc and play video games on mobile
And I have like 2k hours in standoff and can't get away from it sadly
I wish I could
My car is in the auto shop for repairs so I'm not really able to get anywhere that easily. That's why I played a lot of so2 the last weeks
That's true
I don't think so. I'll probably just continue playing tomorrow after work
Oh I hope you're alright
Tasing my roommate with my charger is fun 🦛
You're right.
I mean I would enjoy this game if there weren't any cheater
What's mental health?
Manageable stress is good for your mental health
Never heard about that. Nah, I'm kidding, it could be worse but this year just wasn't great at all
Haha, that's great xD
True. But for me especially this year was the worst out of
Just get a bike, instantly becoming extrovert
But probably won't /:
Dancing next to school bus at the traffic light 🦛
Helmet gives you infinite amount of confidence
Sounds good, I mean I bought a fun car but it broke down on the first drive
I'd need a license for a bike first but the thought is very interesting but it's also dangerous, I know someone who died in a bike accident
Like fr, it was new with like 60 kilometres on the odometer when I bought and broke down out of nothing at 303 kilometres...
💀
That doesn't stop you from getting on one 🦛
The engine control unit seems to be malfunctioning and a new one is ordered but it's not even in the continent I live in so it might take a while
i remember last time i get legendary skin from fable box was 2 years ago
That's true, but I'm still unsure. But now we have winter anyway
Axlebolt doesn't encourage gambling. But they have gambling mechanic in case opening form 🦛
Yea it's all on warranty at least. But I really need the car to get somewhere. At least I have a home office job now
I live in germany
why i have to pay 100g to get a skin 0,14g
Gotta hate the monsoon season here
Never open cases for gold xD
chance to get knife = 1%
Yea I think so xd
bruh
Sounds great, may I ask where you are from? c:
Went over a blind puddle while turning, glad my tyres are great on wet road
That doesn't sound fun at all. Stay safe!
there just all-terrain tyres
a la verga
That's a long way to germany haha
la colonia tovar hablais vos?
maybe after sell "reforged collection" i will be rich
That sounds great c:
Make sure to pump a bit more air than the manual book said cuz you need to cut through the water while going through it
Idk, I just followed what I learned from assetto corsa competizione
Oh I see
xdd
I'll try to get some sleep now, have a great evening or whatever time it is for you! 🙂
🦕 (reaction to someone leaving)
🦕🦖peekaboo
((imagine when you're trying to be funny or giving a lame explanation about something and the person you were telling it to literally leaves and closes the door of the room and you were talking with eyes closed while the person was in front of you, but you only realized they left when the door was shut and you looked behind you where the door got shut))
that's
🦕
🦛
yea or this, simpler
My hippo unlocked a new skill
pooping
wowwww so predictable
🐔
🦶🦶 *
🏀🦛 1v1 in basketball
even than chicken, but also more nutritious
if I get rich i'll be bulking on steak like eddie hall
i'm gonna start making videos like that guy who dips in freezing cold water
🏎️ racist
🦕
not really becuase it's kinda unnecessary I mean even at his size
he was sweating because of excess protein thermogeneiss effect
like even him
there's only so much needed for tissue repairing and the rest is consumed thermogenically
or gluconeogensized
butr mostly themorgoenically
🐔
nah
[nab]👈
he went carnivorer wow
no hardstyle listener fake gymer brow
I think he stopped roiding lonmg ago
thats bad
nice zyzz
he was roiding and partying hard
crazy lelelele
its useless but ye u can think like that xd
People suing google is the reason why they increase their services price 🦛
useless
have you even tried it ever
no im not, im just telling u the truth
5 sets of 30 muscle inflaters
🐇
science based training beats all methods
like strength training/ high intensity + cutting intramuscular fat goes insane
you can easily do high intensity training by sprinting
rather than jogging
which lowkey, is rather kinda dumb
that doesnt define your lifetime
, do u need it to feel amazing? XD ur weak then
who
lmfao, you are literally not even training your joints if you roid up
i dont need it to feel amazing and get girls
joints support even muscle integrity and by far strength
say that again when you start getting health issues and balding in a few years
and die by 40
Ok I dknt think I want to be involved, ima dip
he even quoted hardstyle and it was associated with him in bodybuilding
the zyzz pose is a tribute to him (well for obvious reasons)
XD sure , ur just a person with issues or idk illness XD imagine needing things like that to feel amazing also do u rlly feel like that?
How to feel embarrass: Drop your bike in front of everybody 🐔
bro is not really cooking 🦕
well that's besides the point (nice logical fallacy)
where are the facts in all this
ah ye? XD im a hater cuz i said its useless? lmfao
take roids to get girls and probably the easy ones too anyway
🐔 ._.
for a few weeks or months
and are you even looking forward to be a parent in the future, definitely not, since you'll be a burden as your health will eventually start spiralling down
what example would you give them anyway
i'm talking about him
and directed to him
🦕
what u earn with a good physique? u will say prob girls, i get it already so its useless ☠️
concuerdo.
XD im not even insulting i can see ur rlly illness then maybe thats why u need this all
🍿
@devout bobcat dont even think about it
nah i rlly dont see any advantage
🤨
its literally useless
What? I'm just watching this amazing series 
Does it come in seasons? 🦛
bro i dont need a physique like u to get girls XD
you haven't responded to the things I've said so far that directly address what has already been said, so I'll consider this a red herring
🦕
Girls only care about money nowadays 🦛
my poop is mine
im waiting for a good advantage then cuz i dont see any
🥄😄
bro ur prob a teen xd
🍔
i took the shot lil bro, I got 20 women in my mansion
🐓
he can't prove otherwise
yea ik
he literally said basically that he likes men
if you've noticed
🐋
well i just use this nickname cuz i had it back in 2018 when i got "famous" with this nick thats why im using it.
bro you have a chinese letter as a name combined with english and numbers
that's insane bruh
i didnt created this nickname
bro that's peak insanity bro
iamgine
bro and red pfp bro what why red thats so weird
:kokodak_closeup:
red is for girls
thats blood 
Noblese
prob 4.
xD
bsd enjoyer?
red for grills
Why yall jumping on him btw
logical fallacies = getting a response now
they are mad cuz i said being a gym rat is useless
Yoo
u literally said you go to the gym to get attention from men
remember
It's been 5 years since I watched bsd, it was a good watch tho
that's why we are arguing
hell yeah brother.
bro ik u started going to gym cuz a girl broke your heart and now u cant forget her so u use a gym as a distraction
Working out is good thing I agree with it muscle is just for aesthetic
if we're being serious which he hasn't been, the main argument was being healthy is useless
u even think i use tiktok? xd LMFAO
and you'd rather take roids to get girls which is useful
u can be healthy without going to gym wdym?
meanwhile beforehand the topic was about eddie hall
🦕
David do not argue further you're just raging over someone's opinion yknow
hes a teen he cant understand


Is it healthy?
well I argued even for him it's unnecessary
cuz im here
Lol
the excess of protein he eats is expelled through thermogenesis
but that could be usefull maybe for things like
going outside when it's -10 C
in a shirt and shorts idk
someone is MAD
But is its prolly gonna impact him in long time like ronnie
protein aging you is a myth





