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Aik...very big noob

Moralities aside, the person on the otherside of the screen is a human being that feels emotion. You never know what kind of struggle that they may be going through. However, I draw line when a belief/idea threatens my own way of life. I'm not afraid to initiate confrontation for a set of beliefs that I am in strong disagreance with.
Semy isn't a random lmao
Dunno...do you care?
Wait ppl actually buy graffiti?
Ain't reading allat
For me, he is at the moment 
Yes I agree with this
I hqve some

It's like 15 seconds worth of reading
So you're the one using them all at spawn?
Ok

W rizz. Smooth with it.
Poetic
Flashing

Obv

Bob and vagene?
No I meant bobs and vagene
That’s what I always think. Like I remember playing with one guy who was toxic and swore at a guy just because he wasn’t a good player but had good skins tho I told him to stop because who knows what the guy with skins could be going through and maybe buying skins makes him happy:3
Reading the 2nd words triggers smth in my brain
Look up "bobs and vagene" on google


Bob and vagene
Hi fellas
😩
It’s what PewDiePie once said in his song against tseries😭
Who the hell is Bob
How'd you know that 
Its the word that he said on the bridge
Nah he said "vegana"
I was a huge PewDiePie fan back then

Oh okay
In my country that pronunciation stands for V4G1N4
Never been a fan of him tbh 
Ik
@teal dome
How you know
Can we get old awm animation back 🙏
Should I buy a scorpion knife or make a clan?
Def knife
Can we get the old game back 🙏
Clan is basically useless
Real

I have some good names for clan's I wish I could give someone who needs those ideas
How the fck you type so quickly
Just all riffles for both teams like back in the days 
Vro clan has no use
True
Js get that knife man
Autism
Be happy
Real
It’s similar enough
ong there is no time to cap
I'll get butterfly dragon glass buy I'll have enough to get scorpion sea eye too
Thats great
Lowk love scorpions
Ik
I dont
My fav knife is butterfly then scorpion
WHAT
who are you people
So you bought it eventually
Proof?
Nah
Oh
I need
I am mi
The pass drop
Wait if i am me and you is mi then who is ho?

That is an actual problem
Real

It's been almost 2 weeks and still not on marketplace
mayo
Yo vro
mayonet
What bayo should i buy
I dont have patience to wait no more
Burst or shiver
Drop the Ye album?
The mayo one
If i buy shiver i might have more spare gold
Hmm
If you buy the mayo you will spare a lot of gold
Finally someone who likes it
iamgine
Imagine
If i snipe the full blue pattern
Iamgine
Itll be perfect
I would've bought it too but idk if ill have enough gold
How much you got rn
I alr got 1k ready
Rn I have 101G but ill have an estimated 2.2k after pass is going on shop
Im estimating around 3k
Or 3.1k or smt
I got the sting
Even after tax?
Yeah I calculated without tax
I have the karambit which I Dont like that adds the most in gold
Then youre set bro
Kara will be 2.4k apparently
Or 2.3k
Minimum
Youll easily make 2.2k-2.1k by itself
I calculated as if it will be 2.4k
Did you open the boxes?
Yeah all of them
Man
Forgot what knife
Ik
Karambit
Ik
I just get triggered bcs ppl tell me it will be 1.9k like how
How bro
Idk
Ppl r saying the sting might even be 1.5k which ion think its true
Yo guys
I'm sure it will not be 1.9k but my trust issues..
No way the kara is that low
Neb?
Hi
Do yall know when the pass gonna come to market
No
Nope
Any predictions??
Hopefully this week
Oh
SNIPE IT
I do not have 5k on me
Compared to the others yeah
Around 1.3k I'd say
What about 333 pattern?
It will for sure be a little higher
How much
New goal
I'm gonna have that bih
Since its triple 3
Can it be 1.5k
Idk like 1.5k
Oh nice
Yeah I guess so
Are they buyıng special patterns or no
Oh
If you are lucky you might sell it fast
İ wish
If you just put it on market right after the pass is out
Not really
Hello
Yeah he could
Butterfly is 1.3k up
They'll drop
Starfall might reach 1.1k
How can I get gold
How much should ı add gold
How can get free gold
Yeah its good
Sniping
You have to get boxes
Snipe skins with stickers at cheap price then sell high
Yo
True
Ok
ok
İts worth 900
ok
😭
ok
Who have a promocode
Ok
How are you so sure it's gonna sell for 900
Check
It's only 1 sticker 
GE7AJ0B
Im sayıng that the sticker worht
Who can give me promocode
Bro 😭
Get a job
Peak comedy*
I no wanna
Also fake
Do you understand jokes?
Doubt it.
🥶
Bro i have this problem tho
One day i play well with my sens
Next day
I cant aim
Nah i js need help
With this
Idk how to
Stop that
But aight
yo
Promocode not working :v
aint no way 💀
Wanna 1v1, just for fun?
Ok ok
165348068
I sended

Where did you get this promocode
Thanks it worked
Ok ty
Tf
=))))
Just say the game
🤣🤣
It's says
Not found
I were saying inside
U
I got confused
Also
It doesn't work
Get the code that he said and replace 2 with C; 1 with I and 7 with Y
@woeful pulsar how much time did you get muted for?
SU2KM7D12K?
Replace 2 with C
i sent you in dms
Take care vro @neat agate ❤️
Good to see people being nice 🙏👍🏻
Source?
Fair enough
Soy boy
In Saturday it will be 2 weeks since the battle pass ended
I'm selling all these knives even the karambit I got lol
Wdym all?
How much knives do you have
Damn nice
And bought 3 tiers
1 karambit,1 tanto, and 1 small knife
I'm making frozen grapes I wanna try that
Small knife
I see
Bet
With sugar?
Hf
Or just frozen
Nah that's thangulu I'm dumb for that
Frozen to the point that if they drop them they just shatter
just frozen
That's freeze dried

Hi
Hi
Free pls
Pls
Yall who wanna join my standoff 2 group
When are they going to realise new season ?
I want to sell stuff I got from this season battle pass
Yh
Idk
looking for player for competitive.
from gold 2 rank with brain
add me:
223721143
when I can sell things from the season
No one knows, but usually 2 weeks after the end of event.
So probably next week.
i love standoffchik
I love my luck.
This game teases me.
The chances of seeing knife is high.
But seeing 3.
And getting a rare.
Is even better.
Which event
U mean when the pass finishes
Yeah yeah that
Actually, I got a really good idea!!
The pinochle of human evolution right here..
We should have an event where we get a 2nd chance of achieving old skins.
And no, not like Origin, Furious or Rival, literal events, 2 yrs, New Years 2019, Halloween 2019 etc.
So those skins are ruined and their values dies?
Yeah, sure, that ain't ever happening
No
Second one.
Bro its a bad idea man
Comming from someone who's mad he didn't got his knife, what'd you expect? 
He got the muted role 
Free pls🇵🇸
not this server's problem
Don't start it.
it is only a game server where teenagers come to talk about the game do not bring politics into this.
^
@silk kraken Just please make this guy stop before he does anything worse
no need to attack him
Hi
hi
Hi.
🦅
Attack everyone on sight
🇺🇸
Wise words from clutchdrgn⁹⁹³
Kill on Sight.
Wyd
iamgine
just cooked up dinner wbu
Dying
how so
Not actually
Does anyone here use gyro?
It's just that th3se are so sour
Sour patch kids extreme are indeed sour.
Sour patch
😂
Yeah don't drink the milk past expiration 🙏
LOL
Lmaoooo
You missed an opportunity
I thought I walked into a deez nuts joke
They are a W, especially blue raspberry.
Lmao I'd fall for it too
never had sour patch
Yeah u couldn't check me drinking spoiled milk
You should try.
I'd do some things just not to drink that
It gud
Kinda mid at the start sour but after they are like sweet
Pretty mid tbh
sour patch kids or what
Yeah
Lemme see if I have one
I don't like em
What if the whole earth exploded if you don drink it
Funny
Pass me that one.
Letting everyone come with me
Nah
you can find sour patch kids in germany will give them a shot
You gonna let YOUR whole world down?
And you were right
The blue ones are good
first thing that came to mind is that one commercial
Ong
I told you.
Damn
They are the best.
What commercial
Some rat
me
Ayo
Is the guy a dev or a mod?
Gone
I don't think so
Reduced to atoms
I am
even mods/devs are not reliable when it comes to ETAs
Stop trusting random people on that server for any date for any release
because so many things can go wrong (seen it personally)
Come on, say it in english maybe?
That's not even in the pronouncing sense
Whatever, he said smth bad earlier anyways
Bro got demolished
Indeed, but deserved
sort of
He's prob getting banned
Wild 
Just stole this
DAMN
Did you send a message with Russian letters?
Rare ax appearance
Prob he is stuck in russian chat
wanted to compare the way he typed unlucky to the way russians write it
cool system btw
Happens usually in 2-3 business days
definite improvement
petty uncommon for a mod
Common corny appearance
ax is always there watching, listening in
Rarest Pepe appearance
We should spread misinformation about the game
sorry, but that is my job
= banned
Ever since he left all of us were never the same
Truly devastating...
a very influential moment in the history of the standoff 2 discord server
Truly a moment for the history books... 🙏
In 1000 years kids will be reading about it in the history books

is there any normal discord with active players...?
Nah
Real real
What's not normal about us?
Everything

for 2 days no one is "looking for other players to play with"
We're freaks 😭
Not that wrong tbh
Freaky 👅
i gues i need to play with autistic with braindamage blind without headphones randoms 🙂
Ain't no way you said that with a vagabond profile picture

@compact blaze ur french,correct?
Rare human like ax message
Idk, am i? 
Oui oui
Baguette crrroissant oui oui, je m'apel 
Because I want ur oui oui baguette
Thats a duolingo amount of french


🤨
What did I come back to.
Stay away from me
The purge
Err, I'll go back playing.
Sexual harassment 
Real (i never checked on how they learn french on duolingo)
Thats a lvl 10 frenchmen
He fr creeping me out 
totally something Musashi would say
3 months ago is calling
Linux update?
🥸
Not the swarm
if he saw the 9.834.000 km² of freedom 🇺🇸 🦅

Usa got 60 stars for a reason
hello mar
I only saw how far my future goes
60? 🤨
It wasn't much far 
hello
They done stole Canada 😭
God bless our troops, God bless racecars, God bless America
Relatable
i wanna buy this god damn racing car
please delete System32
Dont forget the eagles
i have system64
Finally
And the OIL 
download more ram to get system32 its better trust me bro
And the failing political system 🗣️🔥
The illegally acquired oil
ordered some IEMs
which
Nah USA did it so it's legal 💯
hopefully will not have to deal with my buds 2 pro batteries running out all the time
We defo going far with this one 🗣️🔥
kz zs10 pro 2
(shhh, we can't say that)
Hi guys
my beautiful country could never do that
Its like saying the British museum acquired all its specimens legally
In Lockheed Martin we trust 🗣️🔥 🙏
Hi
Donald Trump did NOT get shot for THIS
the stock eartips are terrible
It was a joke
Northtrop Grumman
my ears were all scratched up
And in boeing we don't 🗣️🔥
Obama did NOT die for this
should I get foam ones
Lockheed better
Hello
Skunkworks :trol:
no theyre too big
Hi?
unless you have awkwardly huge earholes
hi
I do
C:
then try
Lockheed stocks the day anything in the middle east happens 📈📈
Comically large earholes
🥸
🐒
they wont fit
custom ones then
Yeah let's get his ear measured
im gonna make u some
can I kiss you first
I usually dont carry around a ear measurer

Same
I do it tho 
Not here
middle :trol:
💀
you are a special case
The belly?
no
Can i be the father
I'm out bruh 
WOOTING send my keyboard NOW!
no the father is not a part of this family
Bye y'all, i'll leave you to your "activities"
But i bought the milk
Cya
you do not understand
(caught in 4K)
Ayo calm down
punish me for my sins if you will
Nah
no more running for me dog
Gn
should i be funny rn and rep u?
Hello, is there someone from Czech or Slovakia?
Some1 balkan?
me
Finally
i alr did
dam
when i sell the pass skin 😭
don't worry guys, i will tell axlebolt to release it
gn
Hi chat
i need confirmation for something
does anyone here have an iphone 15 pro?
ive just bought it new and so2 has some major frame drop issues
like there aint no way its the phones fault
me
Thats just standoff
I run an a14 not the best put not the worse
bro, does someone even know when will we be available to seel cases from this season?
I can average 60 when i clear cache and have game booster on performance and i drops just the same
i play on samsung a71 bro game is sometimes soo lagy, i can't even play 💀
Femboi💅🏻
It takes around 15days after pass closes do count
Im a happy dude got a tab s9 120fps max settings
lucky you
Althou i almoust dont play this game like once twice a week xd
i have to play on this garbage like im playing and phone became so warm u can just cook an egg on it
so that's it what is, garbage.
I used to play on phone in the past so i know the feeling😂
i have sweaty fingers already but when the phone would get hot ohh boy it was unplayable so i had to start using finger sleeves
like i need to play on this phone, my last phone like i played pubgM 15 hours on a day with a charger on sometimes, and phone just crashed 💀💀💀
it was poco x3 pro phone
you have no life if u play 15hours straight one game😂
i cant even play the same game for 5hours and i get bored of it
Minecraft is the only exception
And chess
Though 15 hours is insane
back then pubg was so fun, like playing w friends, pushing rank and everything, but today no one is playing it
someone from balkan?
ti si
balkan
Hes probably a younger so i get it when i was like 14 i used to pull all nighers to
I guess it can be therapeutic like putting puzzles together
Brudha in lithuanian so u can call me balkan xd
I was like building 24/7 gigantic houses with piston system.
bro like i was playing from 3am till 10pm
bcs every 2 months were like new season so i just pushed rank
I had sone cool builds
da
I build a bee house once.
brat
I created banking systems involving minecarts that allowed for fast transportation of goods from the bank to practical locations on the map
Holyyy.
translate: how are you brother
It was a small world
I mined out the entire desert and turned all of the sand into glass, creating a glass city in the sky
translate: yes, yes beautiful country
The only two recourses I used were glass and water
Water was used as replacement for ladders
Got some inspiration from watching tron
Yeah, I'm js switching between translator, but still, keep it English before someone takes action.
i just readed last word wrong 💀💀💀💀💀
Oh, I can't really remember which block but you could like travel fast with water.
Up.
And down.
Created a subway system that wrapped around the world and allowed for extremely fast transportation
I built a rollercoaster once.
Wrapped about 1/4th of the small world in sandstone blocks encapsulating it from the sun, so that it was completely dark and only lit by torch light
I'm downloading it rn.
W
Created an artificial forest inside with raised areas of skyscrapers
i played it before, i have it on playstation but never played it... idk why
Each with a unique design
It's really fun.
My first Play was in 2017-18.
ik, but sometimes it gets really boring
What did you think it said?
It doesn't if you know what you do.
no way u responded after 20 messages
I built a house with piston doors, and a full glovestone lamp system.
I was reminacing of my small world lol
i was like person that loved building modern houses
I even made lasers, and a F1 car.
I surrounded the F1 car with walls and a laser door.
It worked.
i played mc first time in 2016, on cousin's tablet it was very fun game
I remember playing a lower quality Minecraft like game with my sister.
Good old times.
I miss em'.
I still do, but on mobile it's e.
Well, there are FPS games, so...
same, i play some og games
Counter Blox?
like lunber tycoon, mm2
Oh.
yeah and that
Phantom Forces?
no, i played arsenal alot too
i had hazard gloves, and traded them like 2 months ago 💀
i had one guy, i was in trading server, and he gave me like free 2 knives, he added me and i accepted friend req, he said that he need to go eat, and he was never online again till this day
that was like 2 years ago 3
Dangg
i dont remeber
remember*
but i don't like counter blox after the update they added
new ak sound, new recoil
old cb was very fun, but it had very much cheaters
i also watched danny123d he was the best
Same
"in the truth of peace is where conflict is born"
-Not me
👍
How much more time till bp skins come in market I am bored
Lol
Naah tell me any guess
How much time they took last season
Ok dude
Tomorrow at roughly 9 a.m central standard
Where is that chanel tho?
Any sources or guy feeling
Yeah the source is pattern recognition
Lemme DM you a server
Nexraths probably good
@shadow creek
?
@vale wave
Check dms
Both outcast & Frosty Chaos were added at roughly 9 a.m central standard on a Friday. Both days were the 17th of the month. Tomorrow is the 16th, every other pattern lines up. Releasing on Friday makes more sense than releasing on a Saturday. Either or, I'm extremely positive that the announcement will be sometime in the next two days.
@fervent halo
More likely tomorrow than Saturday
I think he's onto something
Ok thx for info man
Appreciate it..
I need snack recommendations for tomorrow night
You are Indian ?
It's funny, I've been sharing this info all day. I got a reply earlier saying that I'm on something 😂
Ohh ok
You guys have a life or what?
Let's chat
It's 7:30pm for me
Sigh
Ask chat gpt
Onto something ❌
On something ✅
Where's the humanity in that
Basically
You will get alot more options and very fast and conveniently
Nothing that involves carrot sticks
Before we need know a bit about your preferences
Which country are you in ?
Shut up
Some snacks are country specific dude
Very strong
RACIST
I know, I'm just throwing it out there
The sauce is the flavoring, you don't actually put anything else on it
Why the hell I am racist ask PepsiCo why they selling exclusive snacks
I think there might be a language barrier, I'll post a picture of the snack in photos
It's in photos
I can say one; honey glazed bread dipped in melted chocolate
Do you favor sweet over savory?
I think that's universal
Do you like Lays or Pringles ? @unkempt ruin
Right here lol
OLW, Doritos
Ok
Lays wins by a longshot
Yep
You have to get lays stax
They're much better than pringles
😭
when these skins going up on the market
It's a crunchier chip with more flavoring
been too long
Tomorrow
I have seen the package on internet
so the 17th?
@analog bramble
Yes i am
ight
They're actually amazing
@shadow creek i thought that was going somewhere

You?
"Im Batman"
Origin:Latin. Meaning:star of the sea; diminutive of Molly. Polly is a feminine name of Latin origin that means "star of the sea." Once used as an endearing pet name for "Molly" and "Mary," Polly has since matured into a timeless name in its own right. @shadow creek
Who here has a great grandma named Mary?
@shadow creek you mean puss?
I think it's the most common girl name from the time period
Bet
We had a blast chatting that's all i wanted
Thank you tho
I don't rank yet! @neat agate
I'm level 70..
Wbu
WOW
Have you saved all your fragment boxes?
Can't sell tho
Right, right
Have got anything above epic fragment?
I am 110 and got nothing more than a epic
Luck guy
Lol
Sometimes I think it rigged
Don't know how there are so many arcane and nameless fragment in the market
How the hell are people getting them
Hmm
still no market (battle pass)? ☝️ 😔
☝️😞
I feel you, just 12 hours to go
Yo
I got the ugliest knife
I just wanna sell it
It's ruin my game experienceeee ☝️ 😭
xd
What knife?
scorpion
Oof
It'll be 1k+
Hell naaa
Atleast 950
Knives always start out inflated
No that one
Everyone races to get the new knives
Can you send a picture of what it looks like in photos? I completely forgot
Give me a sec, I'm on my pc xd
Alright
👀
Tag you already
Gooooood moooooorniiiiing Vietnam
xd
I actually like the pattern
It's unique and subtle
Though I can definitely see the contrast of opinion
1200 deal?
The colors are dark and blend in with the gameplay rather than standout, & the knifes design has always been atrocious.
Good morning @mellow ingot
Yo bro
I'm fairly positive that you'll get atleat 950
U from Vietnam?
Nah
I hope so
If I got more than 900g I gonna gift you 50g
What a sexy knife u got bro
1500 deal?
Like the best designed bye 3 y/o



