💬│english-chat

[lilac niche]

Better be ready, i'm chopping something tonight

[nimble turtle]

Hi

[paper tangle]

Because I wanted to ewalker

[rich crow]

@brittle knoll how do I escape this

[paper tangle]

Escape rope

[rich crow]

I don't like ropes

[open arch]

me like ropes

[rich crow]

Or sharp things

[stray violet]

I think his pig is running

And he went to go catch it

[rich crow]

Oh

Makes sense

[sacred forge]

Ukraine, You know?

[open arch]

whats yalls opinion on my pfp?

[rich crow]

Silly 🪿

[lilac niche]

I know ukraine, yeah, i'm not american

[open arch]

looks unfathomable

[sacred forge]

Hahaha, it’s hot here😤

[rich crow]

Americans know Ukraine very well ($75B gone)

[paper tangle]

Silly

[rich crow]

🪿

[ocean pewter]

They can print more

🐡

[rich crow]

💣

[rich crow]

With a side of inflt

[lilac niche]

(i know, but some of them said one thing that was a country that i'll never forget)

[rich crow]

Inflation

[sacred forge]

Hahaha, to help our army?

[rich crow]

yeah

[paper tangle]

Let’s skip the topic

[lilac niche]

Some americans saying Paris is a country
Like how do you fail so much at being smart?

[paper tangle]

[open arch]

lets stay on the topic

[sacred forge]

🛡️⚔️

[exotic quartz]

why iphones still can't update?

[paper tangle]

because they can’t

[open arch]

like 1-3 days

[rich crow]

Why Linux can't update

[open arch]

android more privileged

[paper tangle]

(App Store moderators are cringe)

I just wanna see the market again

[lilac niche]

Hm

[open arch]

apple sucks

[rich crow]

Real

[dusky prawn]

it's been 4 days

[ocean pewter]

Update on calculator when?

[open arch]

yeah still 1-3 days

[rich crow]

Talk with the apple mods

[rich crow]

Biggest L

[open arch]

it takes like a week for em to confirm the update

thats why android has W rizz and apple L rizz

[paper tangle]

Calculator 2 the sequel

[rich crow]

Rizz is possibly the worst word

[open arch]

W rizz

if the devs added a fully function anticheat the game population will go up higher than ever

[rich crow]

Russian player count would go down

[paper tangle]

game population is something that I didn’t know existed

[open arch]

best thing in the world that would have happened

[rich crow]

Real

I hate when they shoot me through walls

[open arch]

my first hacker encounter was killing us from the start from start

[paper tangle]

me learning the market so I can get a profit from it

[rich crow]

Impossible

[paper tangle]

You mean spawn

[open arch]

teach me i have 0.80g

[open arch]

yes

[paper tangle]

I’m still learning the market

[rich crow]

100.80*

[paper tangle]

best I can do is send you to @stray violet

He knows market things

[lilac niche]

He's a dealer

[open arch]

where the 100 came from?

[rich crow]

Me

[paper tangle]

insane

[open arch]

damn me rich

[rich crow]

You broke

[paper tangle]

Only the best kind

[open arch]

[paper tangle]

(The gold dealer)

[rich crow]

Waiting for fire storm butterfly to go down😔😔

[cunning ether]

there are so many great aks , but some peep still go for ak evolution 😦

[open arch]

buy high sell low is the method

[rich crow]

It just stays at 2k

100%

[cunning ether]

reversed

[paper tangle]

sad

[open arch]

cap

[rich crow]

(sarcasm)

[paper tangle]

real

[cunning ether]

ik

[vital yacht]

186005010

[split void]

allies?

gold 4

[paper tangle]

No gengar

[tribal granite]

Uptade for ios

[rich crow]

9 digit ID, opinion rejected.

[open arch]

wheres gengar?

[cunning ether]

🐔
👕

[rich crow]

🦵

[wild pulsar]

hiii

[paper tangle]

Should come up today or tomorrow (it really depends on the iOS moderators)

[open arch]

chicken stronk

[ocean pewter]

🐔
🤝

[tribal granite]

Thanks

[cunning ether]

📯
🐓

[open arch]

if i had an iphone i woulda sell it and buy an android

[rich crow]

Same

[tribal granite]

Me too

[paper tangle]

It be like that

[rich crow]

Might switch to the S24+

(I have pixel 8 pro)

[open arch]

120fps😍

[cunning ether]

poco explosion bomb best

[rich crow]

I got that already

It's nothing major

[cunning ether]

120fps is now common

[open arch]

i have an xiaomi 11t pro

[ocean pewter]

📯 🦣

[slate shell]

@paper tangle can u see chat history of a banned user?

[lilac niche]

Yet i'm on 60

[cunning ether]

mostly

[paper tangle]

No

[slate shell]

Ok

[paper tangle]

I wonder why

[open arch]

trump 2024 even tho im not american

[lilac niche]

[paper tangle]

Banana peel 2024

[rich crow]

Pizzer 2024

4*

[open arch]

real

[paper tangle]

it should be better

[lilac niche]

Azathoth 2024

[cunning ether]

trump 2020 lets goo

[rich crow]

Literally anybody else 2024

[open arch]

stonks📈📈📈

[ocean pewter]

You mean sigma? All his massages past 30 days have been removed

[paper tangle]

chicken for dinner 2024

[ocean pewter]

🐓

[cosmic garden]

grrrrpaowwww

[slate shell]

Yeah he scammed a guy 15k g inventory

[lilac niche]

Oh ._.

[open arch]

damn fr??

[lilac niche]

This ain't the worse, the worse is

How do you still get scammed in 2024?

[slate shell]

Fr bro he sold all gun for cheap and transfer gold to his alt

[open arch]

only dumb people get scammed

[slate shell]

That guy was new got scammed

New to internet

[open arch]

then how come he has 15k g inv?

[slate shell]

He was saying to me that he didn't knew someone would do this

And Why they do this it was my hard earned money

[inner pollen]

so which colour did u chose ?

[cosmic garden]

i bought 35 case

[open arch]

bubblegum pink

[slate shell]

He was trying to sell and felt for the scam

[inner pollen]

💀

[open arch]

damn thats atrocious

[cosmic garden]

purple dual daggers w raider glove

[inner pollen]

which collection?

[inner pollen]

nice

[cosmic garden]

new one

[stray violet]

New duel 3v3 mode go crazy

[open arch]

me personally dont really enjoy it

[slate shell]

@inner pollen go sleep

[paper tangle]

You’re crazy

[inner pollen]

wdym?

[paper tangle]

go back to the insane asylum

[supple pivot]

Its isnt new💀

[stray violet]

I know it isn't

[slate shell]

Fix your sleeping schedule go sleep

[stray violet]

But they brought it back

It was the best mode when it was out

And it still remains one of the best ever

[open arch]

bruh ive been up like 24hrs playing the game

[supple pivot]

Best mode for npc

[inner pollen]

fr
first duel 2v2 then 3v3
whats next 4v4duel grenades only ?💀

[stray violet]

"for npc" says the same people crying about comp

[inner pollen]

its not even that dark

[open arch]

😭

[stray violet]

Wahhhh hackers wahhhh boosters

[supple pivot]

Idc

[paper tangle]

valid argument

[wild pulsar]

Who knows promo codes

[stray violet]

We do not care

[open arch]

i think they deactive em already

[slate shell]

U living in japan in 1945?

[paper tangle]

What if I did

[stray violet]

No

[paper tangle]

(I really don’t tbh)

[open arch]

wild

[slate shell]

3 august to be exact?

[stray violet]

You're getting paid to pretend to care (edited)

[inner pollen]

its only 10pm

[paper tangle]

Nice carr

[slate shell]

Aight i am go trying to sleep fixing my sleep schedule

[paper tangle]

goodnight

[slate shell]

Goodnight

[paper tangle]

[open arch]

gn

[slate shell]

Gn

Bye

[open arch]

bye

[paper tangle]

idk

nice gif link

[supple pivot]

I know

[open arch]

if yall try to send a gif enjoy the 30 minute mute i found it the hard way

[stray violet]

Gotta send it twice

[paper tangle]

thought it was 3

[open arch]

id rather double it and give it to the next person

[supple pivot]

I send and nothing

[open arch]

try

[supple pivot]

No thx

[stray violet]

Ohhhhh the irony

[open arch]

no bolls

[supple pivot]

Why i should do that?

[open arch]

just cus

[paper tangle]

why not

[supple pivot]

Why yes?

[open arch]

yes

[paper tangle]

idk just feeling like it

[supple pivot]

Npc activity

[open arch]

cap

the realest activity

[paper tangle]

idk man if you just learned the word then why just keep saying it over and over again

[supple pivot]

Nocap

[paper tangle]

That’s what a normal npc would do

[open arch]

dont send gifs obviously

[paper tangle]

I think he broke something

[supple pivot]

Why my msg just delete? xd

[supple pivot]

Xd

[open arch]

azat cleaned it out

[paper tangle]

Just a little table cleaner and a napkin

[supple pivot]

Why

[open arch]

cus he not npc

[worthy fox]

[paper tangle]

[supple pivot]

Why

[open arch]

[supple pivot]

Kalaaleq are u t1 player?

[worthy fox]

[open arch]

t0

[supple pivot]

Nice

[paper tangle]

Uber tier

[open arch]

i do fairly good for 410hrs tbh

[paper tangle]

cool

[supple pivot]

Polska?

[open arch]

i be dropping aces in comp sometimes

[paper tangle]

No

[open arch]

swedish

[paper tangle]

No

[open arch]

mhhmm

[supple pivot]

China

[paper tangle]

I would be already asleep

[open arch]

sleep is overated

[supple pivot]

Russia

[paper tangle]

No

[supple pivot]

Ukraine

[paper tangle]

I would’ve been on the other team

[open arch]

bulgarian

[paper tangle]

No

[supple pivot]

Germany

[paper tangle]

No

[paper tangle]

I would be in the train station by then

(No)

[open arch]

danish

[paper tangle]

No

[supple pivot]

Spanish

[open arch]

so ur american?

[paper tangle]

No

[paper tangle]

Yes

[open arch]

no shi its english chat

[paper tangle]

[open arch]

me personally are from greenland

[unreal sluice]

@paper tangle what u think of sukuna vs mahoraga?

[paper tangle]

epic

[open arch]

sukuna owns mahoraga

[paper tangle]

Nice Greenland

[unreal sluice]

I love it (I’ve rewatched it 17 times)

[unreal sluice]

It was actually pretty close

[open arch]

ty

[open arch]

gojo owns all

[paper tangle]

I wonder how Greenland and Iceland were named

[open arch]

its the opposite of the names

[paper tangle]

Insane naming

[supple pivot]

Hhhghhfhdjdsnsjdbjx

[open arch]

yeah they be naming a white land to greenland

[paper tangle]

I wonder what made them to name it like that

[supple pivot]

Xsddsd

@open arch Rank ?

[open arch]

i think it was summer when they came here, when its summer its really green

@supple pivot gold2 on everything cus of hackers

[paper tangle]

That would make sense

[open arch]

could have been phoenix if not for those hackers

[supple pivot]

Ooooookeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy

I have bronze 1

[open arch]

W rank

[supple pivot]

Real

[paper tangle]

Best rank

[supple pivot]

Real my g

[open arch]

everyone is so clueless ok bronze

on*

easy pickens

[paper tangle]

real

[open arch]

Azat whats ur rank?

[paper tangle]

Unranked

I don’t do comp

I just look at the market

[open arch]

hrs? im guessing around 1.5k?

[paper tangle]

if we’re adding alts then 3.5k

[open arch]

nice

[paper tangle]

I just don’t play the game

[open arch]

ill be like that before this year ends

[paper tangle]

I just look at the market

[open arch]

410hrs lvl131-132

[paper tangle]

[paper tangle]

Nice

[open arch]

i be playing like all day

[paper tangle]

cool

Just make sure to have breaks here and there

Ima get on da pc

give me a bit

[open arch]

yeah i do that when i get tired of it or when i started losing hard

[paper tangle]

relatable

[open arch]

#relatable

[stone galleon]

Is the latest update only for android

[paper tangle]

yes

[open arch]

yes

[rich crow]

Ios still not update ?

[paper tangle]

No

[supple hawk]

@paper tangle can u help me with Something?

[paper tangle]

whats the problem

[rich crow]

Sadly T .T

[stone galleon]

Can’t find a queue

[supple hawk]

I played with some hacker,and i didn't know till he started teleporting,but he wasnt the other matches,and im worried i might get banned too

[paper tangle]

sadly it depends on the ios moderators on the app store

[open arch]

dead servers except netherlands or russia

[supple hawk]

I spent a lot of money in this game

[paper tangle]

oh for that to counteract that then you can report this to the helpdesk

and just explain the situation

[supple hawk]

Where is that

[paper tangle]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater.

Using this link

[supple hawk]

Tysm

[paper tangle]

No problem

[open arch]

what do u do in ur free time azat?

[paper tangle]

play games or talk to people in here

[open arch]

nice

[paper tangle]

or finish college homework

if i have any really

[open arch]

valid mod

[paper tangle]

i keep finishing it early so I can have a lot of free time

[open arch]

when they making u a real mod?

[paper tangle]

ehh

depends on them

don't know really

[open arch]

u have my approval to be a real mod

im the hq from now on

[rich crow]

Bruh

When ios gonna roll out that update bruh

Singapore is dead

[open arch]

1-3 days im guessing

[deft trail]

Yes I don’t got it either in Germany

[open arch]

its only on android rn apple need to approve the update first

@deft trail nice name

[deft trail]

Thanks

[paper tangle]

insane

[open arch]

real

[paper tangle]

its already been like 1-3 days

so it might take extra

so like either today or tomorrow it can happen

[open arch]

watch it take like a month

[paper tangle]

the worse we gotten was 6 months

[open arch]

damn

[supple hawk]

Whats the chance the helpers see my ticket

')

I sent one 2 days ago too

[open arch]

bruh hajx really sent a gif bruv

[paper tangle]

usually takes 1-3 business days in the helpdesk

[open arch]

@supple hawk my carry my hero

[paper tangle]

understandable

[supple hawk]

Alright ty,i hope im not getting banned for that thing

[supple hawk]

Yoo,wsp

[open arch]

nothing much hbu?

[supple hawk]

Just reported the guy with hack

We beat him bad

=))

[open arch]

yeah i reported him ingame but not on the website

[open arch]

frfr

[supple hawk]

I mean,i beated him bad , 16/4

=)))))

[open arch]

W albert

[supple hawk]

W

I train everyday

[open arch]

shoulda said to him "call me daddy"

[supple hawk]

Aim champ is very usefull in time

[supple hawk]

😂😂😂

Fr

[open arch]

mods call it the slip and slide hack

[rich crow]

Anyone noticed the price of sharp box

[supple hawk]

My xiaomi charges 0-100 20mins

[rich crow]

It's booming

[open arch]

8

[paper tangle]

[supple hawk]

Lol

[rich crow]

Yeah😱

[open arch]

mine takes like 30-40 cus i had it for like a year

[supple hawk]

😂😂😂

[supple hawk]

I have it for 2already

[open arch]

which model?

[supple hawk]

12T

[open arch]

i have 11t pro

[supple hawk]

Lol

[supple hawk]

Nice

They are good phones

For gaming

[open arch]

indeed

game booster goes insane

[supple hawk]

Frrr

[open arch]

more responsive taps and swipe

[neat ferry]

@empty lodge wrong chat

[open arch]

skill issue

[rich crow]

Lol

[supple hawk]

Dam

[rich crow]

Yes

[open arch]

sell and buy an xiaomi best way

[verbal imp]

No we dont

[supple hawk]

Lol ,ye 😂

[rich crow]

Or iqoo

[open arch]

valid

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[supple hawk]

All on red

[rich crow]

Red is better

[open arch]

thats ur moms phone?

[supple hawk]

Red just built diff

[open arch]

skill issue tbh

redmi good too

[supple hawk]

Leave bro alone😭🙏🏼

[open arch]

from A11 to s22 is a big jump tho

i once woke up to my cooked hand with oneplus8

[supple hawk]

Double W

[open arch]

got a permanent burn on my hand lol

[supple hawk]

Lol

[open arch]

fortnite on mobile is atrocious

[zealous wren]

Update IOS when

[open arch]

1-30 days

depends on em

[supple hawk]

Neva😈

[zealous wren]

1-365 days

[open arch]

real

[supple hawk]

Business days

[zealous wren]

I need destroy androids 😦

[open arch]

bro tryna take notes

[supple hawk]

Nevaaaaaarrr😈😈😈

[supple hawk]

Real,i wanna learn too

😂

[zealous wren]

2 shoots on your head

[supple hawk]

Bro thinks he can dupe

😂

Dupe glitch irl

[open arch]

he has 2 ps4's

[supple hawk]

Oh dam

[open arch]

itll be like 100-150$ each

[supple hawk]

I never had one

Gimme one rq

I give it to u in 5 bussines days back

[paper tangle]

what

[open arch]

yeah technically its possible

lol

500$ right there

😱😱

yes daddy

jk

[paper tangle]

what the hell is this chat

[open arch]

idek

[paper tangle]

mom dad?

[open arch]

ur the one whos selfish

[lapis surge]

can yall get the 0.28.2 update cause I can't pls help

[open arch]

english chat brody

[paper tangle]

iOS does not have the update yet so you have to wait more.

[lapis surge]

noooooo ok thank u

[open arch]

real

[hybrid zodiac]

When will update come for iOS

[open arch]

average beggar in the chat

what i do everyday

.

[verbal imp]

@paper tangle 👋

[paper tangle]

wsg nox

[verbal imp]

I'm chilling just listening to the music outside

[open arch]

ask that question urself

[supple hawk]

@open arch Yo

[open arch]

game isnt game

@supple hawk yo

[supple hawk]

Lets get in one game

[verbal imp]

Tf am I readin

[open arch]

aight

[supple hawk]

If we lose u own me 10milion gold @open arch

[open arch]

[supple hawk]

But ofc my true Rank is the legend so dw

[open arch]

ur legend??

[supple hawk]

Yes🤫

[open arch]

somebody get this man outta here

[supple hawk]

Yoyoyo ay ay ay chill

[rich crow]

Finally unmuted

[open arch]

nice

[rich crow]

Wild mute tbh

[open arch]

u sent a gif?

[rich crow]

No

Sensitive word ig

[lapis surge]

you know when the update drops for ios?

[paper tangle]

could be today or tomorrow

[rich crow]

Those are good

[supple hawk]

@open arch Get innnnn

[paper tangle]

im questioning if I should stay or leave

[steel nebula]

Why cant i report a player?

[verbal imp]

Nah u should leave

We should leave

[steel nebula]

@paper tangle

[rich crow]

Stay, against TOS to leave

[steel nebula]

I cant report a player on the site bruv

[paper tangle]

you probably already made a ticket

[steel nebula]

5d ago

[steel nebula]

5d ago bro and still no one responded

[primal rain]

I know a guy like you

He is something like @rich crow

🐡

[verbal imp]

I wonder who that could be

[primal rain]

Nah he is lifeless

But I love him generally

[blissful mauve]

Where's the betting houses ? I wanna see the GTA VI or SO2 IOS update odds

[primal rain]

:clueless:

[rich crow]

lmaooo

[verbal imp]

No nitro moment

[primal rain]

That explains lot about your mindset actually

[blissful mauve]

Where's valo mobile

[primal rain]

I can love someone as a friend

Which doesn't makes me “rainbow community”

[primal rain]

Soon

Stay tuned

[blissful mauve]

Ok let's change the bets
SO2 IOS update or Valo mobile

[primal rain]

I'll not answer this honestly

[rich crow]

Almost bought nitro, decided to buy gold instead 😔

[primal rain]

Thing is too expensive now ❌

[blissful mauve]

If you could answer , who u betting on

[blissful mauve]

Rich people decisions lmaooo

[primal rain]

Half life 3

I can't understand you at all

[rich crow]

ONG?

[primal rain]

Your opinion about anime minors can make you banned here btw

[rich crow]

true

[verbal imp]

Yeah I get u

[primal rain]

[rich crow]

Same

W

[primal rain]

Ember ji

HI

!!!!!

[verbal imp]

Nitro is only a gimmick anyway

[rich crow]

Bro it's $3

[primal rain]

Basic doesn't works much

And boosted is uhh

Nope

[rich crow]

no

r u pedo?

ur the one who said it

[primal rain]

I have my damn flag on my bio

Sure

[verbal imp]

It isnt worht it lol

[rich crow]

I need a purple name and the ability to send the sad character

[verbal imp]

Compared to what we had before its horrible

[primal rain]

“Like you” doesn't means he is same as you

[rich crow]

im not even an adult

[primal rain]

Actually you just accepted ur pedo

[verbal imp]

Ig

[primal rain]

I'll call my moderator friends now

Also nice racism

[rich crow]

I'll buy it for you one day

8 months away

from 18

[primal rain]

🐔

[rich crow]

This chat is so sped rn

real

Probably

[verbal imp]

Don't bother

[rich crow]

I'll bother

[gritty saffron]

Does anyones fps get capped at 80 like tf

[rich crow]

wat

[gritty saffron]

Or will that be fixed after updt

[rich crow]

🪄

[hazy summit]

Hlo

[rich crow]

🐴

No, I am!

sjkskskakaskksks

Ajdkekjfjd

[hazy summit]

My account has been banned, how can I unblock it?

Who?

[rich crow]

Ask turan

Wake him up 🗣️🔥🔥

[primal rain]

What's the reason of it

[verbal imp]

💀

[primal rain]

@hazy summit i saw your DM and

That is a perma ban

[hazy summit]

I accidentally pushed the rank with the hacker

[primal rain]

You won't get unbanned

[hazy summit]

Why

[rich crow]

You don't accidentally not hit the leave button

[primal rain]

Against to rules

But if you want I can guide to talk with staff about it

[paper tangle]

(he wont)

[rich crow]

Aza...

Is there a list of words that mute

[primal rain]

Maybe I would

[rich crow]

Other than some of the most obvious

[primal rain]

Just happy rn

[hazy summit]

Plz help me

[primal rain]

You gotta learn them all just like we did

Not easy

[primal rain]

You can create an appeal using a screenshot of that ban message on the help.standoff2.com/en site through the messenger in the bottom right corner > “Send us a message” > “Give us feedback”

If something doesn't goes in way, ping me or azathorh

Azarh leod

🐡

[paper tangle]

I dont know

[rich crow]

Oh

[rich crow]

Nice copy n paste

[primal rain]

Wrote them at first so it's okay

🪿

[hazy summit]

Where should I paste?

[rich crow]

Dawg

No way

NPC update?

[hazy summit]

It's been 3 weeks since the account was banned

[rich crow]

you def not getting unbanned

[ionic lake]

lmao

[hazy summit]

Mailed to Standorf2 but no response received.

[primal rain]

You don't need to paste anything

[stray violet]

Mfw they add the most random words to blacklist

[rich crow]

Fr

[hazy summit]

Were should I paste?

[rich crow]

Btw

[rich crow]

You know how to trade good?

[stray violet]

Nah

[rich crow]

Aza said you do

[stray violet]

(fake)

Wym trade gold (edited)

[rich crow]

😔

[primal rain]

Did you go to the website I told you

[rich crow]

Like the market

Marketplace

[hazy summit]

Brother, tell me quickly or else I should paste it.

[austere jungle]

[rich crow]

Web browser you goof ball

[lone pasture]

Hi im new can someone help me ?

[rich crow]

Maybe

[wild pulsar]

Who can send me some golds

[rich crow]

Mute can

[lone pasture]

King pepe

[primal rain]

Paste this:
help.standoff2.com/en to your browser

[rich crow]

Are you a new loyal subject?

[primal rain]

You can create an appeal using a screenshot of that ban message (which you see in the game) on the help.standoff2.com/en site through the messenger in the bottom right corner > “Send us a message” > “Give us feedback”

Easy as that

[wild pulsar]

Could u send me someee

[rich crow]

NPC update go hard ngl

[lone pasture]

Im not an npc i am just asking

[rich crow]

@paper tangle

[paper tangle]

what

[stray violet]

They usually just drop it to each other for 0.03

[rich crow]

NPCs are bugging me

[lone pasture]

[rich crow]

Oh

[gritty saffron]

is anyone elses fps getting capped at 80

[lone pasture]

@gritty saffron mine is at 60 fps bc i play on mobile 💀

I never played on high fps

[hazy summit]

showing error

[gritty saffron]

bruh im 120 but as soon as i start moving or shooting it locks at 80

[winter saddle]

Why is the iOS update taking so long to come out

[rich crow]

Apple mods suck

[lone pasture]

King pepe can you send me some gold ?

[hazy summit]

showing error

[rich crow]

I only have 0.12 as shown in #📸│photos

[lone pasture]

Ohh

[supple pivot]

@open arch Im free free from all of it

[lone pasture]

Its okay i am@broke too

[cosmic garden]

free all my guys free all my cousin

[lone pasture]

If anyone can send me some i’d be grateful bc i want to spin create in getting my dream a knife any knife my name is l.m@kica

[hazy summit]

?

[rich crow]

I'm temporarily broke

[primal rain]

@paper tangle I think this isn't good

Hacker sale?

[lone pasture]

What temporarily

[hazy summit]

Hey bro showing server error

[lone pasture]

Imma add you @rich crow

Yo guys idk if ill be back so see y’all

[thick stirrup]

Hello guys

[hazy summit]

Brother, what should I do with my account, it was 10000 gold.

[limpid imp]

[thick stirrup]

BOSS XD the name standoff 2

[rich crow]

Don't

[primal rain]

Server error? Can I see a screenshot about it? You can use #📸│photos

[stray violet]

I wouldn't know tho. I'm not a master trader, just a master baiter

[rich crow]

🤔

[supple hawk]

@open arch

Ggs,dw they're not so good

Im just tired

[open arch]

yeah ggs bro

[supple hawk]

I could play alone with them,ik they're strategy well

[open arch]

we did good i havent slept too

[open arch]

nice

[ruby rivet]

No way

[ruby rivet]

Not nice

[supple hawk]

We did alr,my first matches was my performance ,this was more casual

[open arch]

yeah after we sleep we pop off

[supple hawk]

I have a math exam tmr and i play standoff

[cosmic garden]

im a clow

[open arch]

lol gl on the exam

[supple hawk]

Ty,i didn't even open a book to study or sum

But i understood in class

[open arch]

name 5 books

[supple hawk]

So ig im alr

[open arch]

yeah u should be good imo

u seem smort

[supple hawk]

"Leave the server"

[open arch]

when im on that zaza i perform way better

[supple hawk]

Naw, just i get math a bit easily

Its not complicated rn

Mb

[supple pivot]

@open arch Dm

[supple hawk]

😂😂😂

[open arch]

fr tho

[supple hawk]

U on it rn?

[open arch]

no

thats why im doing bad

[supple hawk]

😂

😂😂

[open arch]

if i were on it i woulda 16/0 those kids

i feel more relaxed

then i do way better

[supple hawk]

Ye fr

Lol

Me vs hacker match, that match perfomance vs them, easy 8-0@open arch

[civic rune]

Im alone again
:) I lost mental

[rich crow]

@primal rain nice lie

[primal rain]

What lie

[rich crow]

The announcement in Lilith server

[primal rain]

🐲

[empty kindle]

Bro fr tho

[open arch]

fr

[supple hawk]

Skill issue, rank to standoff and all good

[civic rune]

Heheğ

[narrow geyser]

May I speak with a axelbolt North American team member?

[paper tangle]

there's none

[tawdry blaze]

Does anyone know when the ios update is coming?

[narrow geyser]

@paper tangle any ru?

[paper tangle]

most of them

[teal dome]

[teal dome]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5277276-why-are-ios-updates-released-later-than-android-ones-and-when-will-the-next-one-be-available

[paper tangle]

but what do you need tho?

[narrow geyser]

I just would like to speak with someone who can give me some info

That’s into Russia

[paper tangle]

what type of info

[narrow geyser]

We can dms and discuss this

?

[vital yacht]

Anyone wanna play

[rich crow]

[next ocean]

@primal rain walter

[primal rain]

waltuh

saul goodman sent me

[primal rain]

Hoppala on dms

[brittle knoll]

Nice paul foodman

[rich crow]

Shooooooong

[tawdry blaze]

But the time gap between android and ios update is way larger than other games. Why's that?

[brittle knoll]

Woooong

[ocean pewter]

Nice shoonging

[open arch]

npc mod writing an essay

azat real mod

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[open arch]

its always been like that for every game they need to confirm the release first

[teal dome]

it depends on the apple moderation.

[brittle knoll]

My shoulder still hurts

🐅

[open arch]

what happened?

[brittle knoll]

Nothing

Just huuurts

🦕

I am so hurt

[stray violet]

You shoulder is so

hurt

[rich crow]

Fr

Why u so

[brittle knoll]

Your neck is so

Yogurt

[rich crow]

hurt

[stray violet]

Your shoulder is in pain

[open arch]

real

[stray violet]

And your back is romaine

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[ionic lake]

@rich crow emu feels so nice

[brittle knoll]

Yo mama so llama

And yo dada drives a lada

🦙

[stray violet]

WHAT

Mannnnn

[brittle knoll]

And your neck hurts while your spine yogurts but your ears have beers and your gears are in tears

[deft ermine]

Uwu

[brittle knoll]

🎤🦕

[full timber]

Traders hit me up

[ocean pewter]

How much eggs today?

[brittle knoll]

None

I ate sandwich

🦕 _ _

Keto and carnivore and fasting are no longer real

[stray violet]

Your shoulder is in pain and your back in on a train with your track being so lane and your lack is so sane

[brittle knoll]

🐅

[sick spire]

still no ios update

[stray violet]

[ocean pewter]

Nice music

🎶 🐔 🎶

@brittle knoll what about a emote, popodak wearing headset

Listening music

[brittle knoll]

Your legs are Meg's and Peter got your begs because you don't eat eggs and your back hurts and your jar yogurts with dangs

🦕 _ _

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[stray violet]

You are so hold and your cue is so mold with the hue being resold and the view being untold

[brittle knoll]

🦙

[stray violet]

[sinful crown]

When’s the ios update coming out

[ocean pewter]

Need mold song

Not enough mold

[brittle knoll]

Yo mama llama she is a dama causing drama and yo dada drive the lada and plays Arma in a pyjama

🎷🦙

[stray violet]

Popodak beatbox

[ocean pewter]

📯 🦣

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

Yall gon make me (beatbox) yall gon make me lose my cool

[ocean pewter]

🎷🐛

[stray violet]

Y'all gon make me y'all gon make me act a fool

[brittle knoll]

Up in khhhhere prffttt up in khhhere

[sinful crown]

Whats happening rn

[rich crow]

Sup

[brittle knoll]

🦕 _ _

[stray violet]

Lemme show you how to scratch it

[brittle knoll]

Spelelelell

[teal dome]

@rich crow @sinful crown only English here, please.

Romanian chat - #🇷🇴│română

[rich crow]

Ok

[brittle knoll]

I can already imagine using the frames to match the beatbox

But my brian too small

🐓 _ _

Oopsie poopsie

[stray violet]

You mean your frame is too fall

[sinful crown]

my bad

just a question tho how do i get master role?

[stray violet]

MANNNN

[brittle knoll]

I meant my frame is too fall

[stray violet]

Who's brian

[rich crow]

I have the same question

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

My boyfriend

🦕

[stray violet]

Step 1: have Master role in game
Step 2: send proof of it to @silk moth
Step 3: have it

[ocean pewter]

Me Romania, be careful

[sinful crown]

ty ty

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[rich crow]

If i had it in season 6, its ok?

[stray violet]

I'm calling yo mama in the Lada with your dada

[stray violet]

No

Must be this season

[rich crow]

Alr

[brittle knoll]

@shy vortex hi

🐓

[open arch]

im probably #1 in my country

[shy vortex]

Quack

[brittle knoll]

No please eat a cheese and smell the breeze

[stray violet]

Nice bloodbath reference xdddddd

[sinful crown]

just send a picture of my account or do i need to say something before?

[brittle knoll]

What a nice cow

[stray violet]

Picture

[rich crow]

@stray violet media

[ocean pewter]

Quack

🦆

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rich crow]

Like that? @stray violet

[stray violet]

That should be enough

[rich crow]

Alr

Thx

[brittle knoll]

📝🐇

Writing with ears

[open arch]

i think im the only person that plays this game in my country

[brittle knoll]

Reall

North ko...?

[open arch]

greenland

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[ocean pewter]

📝 🦕

[brittle knoll]

I like how u can slide a message to the left

[stray violet]

Comp anyone?
Region: Antarctica north

[open arch]

biggest island with only 56.6k people

[brittle knoll]

I can do it with emojis to animate them lowkey

But only I can see it

[ocean pewter]

I am stealing all those songs

[sinful crown]

Device?

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕 🦕 _ _

[stray violet]

Ipod nano

🦈‼️

[brittle knoll]

🐇🐤

[open arch]

an ipod is insane

[ocean pewter]

I am using a microwave, and a crt monitor and calculator for controlling

[open arch]

15-30 frames

[sinful crown]

im jelous

[brittle knoll]

I'm using my right shoulder

[open arch]

pro strats

[brittle knoll]

Muscle fibers for processing i/o

🦕 _ _

[stray violet]

Is that the one that is so mold

Or the one in pain

[brittle knoll]

Yeee

It's the pain one

[sinful crown]

Any1 in the eu Comp?

ios

[open arch]

eu dead

[stray violet]

If the eu is dead, then what is the us

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[open arch]

only servers that really starts are netherlands russia and poland

[rich crow]

No

[brittle knoll]

Netherlands is close to UK right

[open arch]

i think so

[stray violet]

Next door neighbor

[open arch]

my lowest ping is 80-100

[brittle knoll]

That information makes my back hurt

🐅

[rich crow]

🐪

[brittle knoll]

Nice oil transport

🦙🛢

[deft ermine]

Grrr

[cosmic garden]

grrrrpaaaoww

11 12 13killoki

[rich crow]

ios updated?

[deft ermine]

Not yet

[rich crow]

Allies?

[open arch]

are beggars allowed in here?

[wild pulsar]

When is it gonna happen

[rich crow]

In 2

[primal rain]

Nope

[open arch]

..

[primal rain]

You can ping this guy to get him punished

@paper tangle

Only if he is online tho

[neat ferry]

Have someone link of cs2 discord?

[primal rain]

I guess it doesn't exits at all

Like a official one

[open arch]

@teal dome

[neat ferry]

Oh ok man

[paper tangle]

What

[open arch]

thx azat

[primal rain]

Sema is faster

Axaxcaxacacacxaxaxaxxaxaa

[open arch]

average beggars in the chat

[paper tangle]

Alright then

[paper tangle]

I’m eating food

I’m having lunch

[jagged vale]

Ios out?

[paper tangle]

and I have to go do family business

[open arch]

what kind of food?

[paper tangle]

No

[jagged vale]

[primal rain]

Enjoy your meal and business and school and other stuff

🦕

[paper tangle]

Chicken with broccoli with mashed potatoes and bread

[open arch]

nice

[primal rain]

Chicken in the question

🐓

[open arch]

i used to throw up when i eat broccolis

[paper tangle]

Maaaaaan where’s Py at

[wild pulsar]

Broooo how is this a standoff 2 server ehen nobody talking about standoff

[paper tangle]

[paper tangle]

It’s allowed

[outer valley]

sleeping with minors

[paper tangle]

i don’t see the problem

[open arch]

brother we talk about the game too

[open arch]

whaaatt

[paper tangle]

What the heeeeeeeeeelll

[primal rain]

Who the hell is Py

[outer valley]

[primal rain]

🐔

[paper tangle]

Python

[outer valley]

piton

[open arch]

[primal rain]

🐍

🐲

🦕

[outer valley]