💬│english-chat

[paper tangle]

“Oh well” moment

[lament stream]

wait where is he.

[paper tangle]

Adren?

[lament stream]

@chrome patio if you don't reply to this message within 10 minutes, you owe me 100 gold.

[paper tangle]

You saw what happened?

[lament stream]

i think ruski was muted lmao.

[south tangle]

Guys have any suggestion how to im prove AIM?

[lament stream]

kind of, ig.

[paper tangle]

he did say what happened on #📸│photos

[chrome patio]

Azartih is it a glitch

[wild holly]

Yea western USA is dead I’ll try Europe rn

[paper tangle]

Smaller crosshair and find the right sensitivity

[lament stream]

reduce acceleration.

[chrome patio]

Just play

[wild holly]

Perhaps

[paper tangle]

No it’s just automated to do that

[chrome patio]

That sucks..

[paper tangle]

Nice

[lament stream]

damn i thought he was muted.

[paper tangle]

Bruh

[chrome patio]

Also why can’t I have Russian and English at same time?

[sour star]

cuz it often causes trouble

[chrome patio]

I thought I was banned 😭

[sour star]

it has in the past

[lament stream]

it would be nice to have adren around rn, yes.

[chrome patio]

Is it cuz English and Russian are like most popular

Like too much people

[paper tangle]

It was built like that and also it was very awful experience when it happened

[south tangle]

If small crossair my focus will get distrub because the opponent now using all direction strategy

[sour star]

a lot of russians come into english chat and spam random stuff

[south tangle]

And camper

[chrome patio]

💀

[chrome patio]

Make it bright

[wild holly]

Anyone know best region for quick joins for competitive?

[paper tangle]

Also cursing and sometimes other things

[sour star]

i use a pink crosshair

[sour star]

yeah.

[lament stream]

russia.

[chrome patio]

Can’t wait to get master role

I hope I will

[paper tangle]

He is very nice

[south tangle]

Done

[sour star]

im waiting for elute role

[lament stream]

i use a white one because it's the default color.

(it is not).

[chrome patio]

Idk who that is but he seems nice to have Arden around

[wild holly]

Thanks

[chrome patio]

Oh..

[lament stream]

real, i love him so much.

[sour star]

white can often get into the way if ur playing brighter maps

[lament stream]

(as a friend).

[paper tangle]

an ex moderator here (community supporter)

[fickle estuary]

Where do I report hackers

[south tangle]

And the last is testing.... Wanna play one match?

[chrome patio]

Fr idk who that is but I love him

[chrome patio]

Dang

I didn’t play so2 for that long to know him

[lament stream]

i barely pay attention to the crosshair anyways.

[sour star]

community supporter are game mods, i didnt know until ax said he would look into some of my cases

[chrome patio]

Play hackers bro they are best testers

[lament stream]

unless i'm holding an angle.

[paper tangle]

Report them using this link.

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[sour star]

[fickle estuary]

Ok thank you

[chrome patio]

How much copy and paste links do u have? 😭

[sour star]

like 10

for scam

for getting banned

[paper tangle]

Only one tbh

[sour star]

for reporting cheats

etc.

[paper tangle]

I just have to go back and forth to get the right one

[lament stream]

aza is a scammer confirmed.

[chrome patio]

For reporting cheats u get ban?

[chrome patio]

Wow

[south tangle]

I afraid i cant fight the m again

[paper tangle]

For scammed I have to explain it

[chrome patio]

The m?

[lament stream]

that m guy sure must be powerful.

[paper tangle]

not send a link unless they have proof

[sour star]

no like, people have been banned and asked for unban

[rich crow]

hi

[chrome patio]

Explain it :3

[chrome patio]

Ik

[chrome patio]

Hi

Ugh I hate this job I have to reply to everyone

Only 3 dollars an hour

[rich crow]

who's gonna tell him

[chrome patio]

Not sure tbh

[south tangle]

Theres a player have nick name The m... They was bad cheater ever i meet in allies

[chrome patio]

The m isn’t that good I killed him through the wall back

[lament stream]

@paper tangle helper! helper!! i need help!

[chrome patio]

And he surrender

[chrome patio]

Fr

[lament stream]

is the update out for iOS yet?

[chrome patio]

Obv 💀

[paper tangle]

The situation whenever people say that they got scammed and don’t have proof and want gold or skins back is that it doesn’t follow our policy and that it’s was their own fault for giving away their account details or something along those lines, but if they have proof about the scammer they can report it (and not get any compensation back).

[paper tangle]

I’m giving you a taco

[south tangle]

I hit the m head and no damage

[lament stream]

i don't deserve this torture.

[paper tangle]

Taco

[chrome patio]

Hmm that’s sad

[chrome patio]

Give me 1 too pls

[sour star]

you didnt, but you got it.

[lament stream]

do you like them?

[chrome patio]

That’s cuz he has armor

[paper tangle]

Yes

[chrome patio]

Taco

[lament stream]

hmm...

[chrome patio]

Yeah

[chrome patio]

Hmm

[lament stream]

aza, do you like YOUR tacos?

[chrome patio]

Nobody foes

Does

[south tangle]

One head shot with awp is armor?

[paper tangle]

Yes, it’s a part of my culture.

[chrome patio]

Ping then

Cheats that have unlimited health don’t exist

People just get aimbot and walls

[south tangle]

Nah... Ping 50-75

[chrome patio]

Oh..

Ik ur nationality now

[sour star]

how much damage?

[lament stream]

no, do you enjoy the ones made by yourself (and the aftermath of eating them)?

[chrome patio]

It’s prob ping

[sour star]

they do.

[paper tangle]

That was a burrito

[lament stream]

RIGHT.

[paper tangle]

Not a taco

[lament stream]

i forgot.

[chrome patio]

Well idk why anybody would use them

[lament stream]

damn it.

[chrome patio]

Oh

[south tangle]

Cheater=game not fun

[paper tangle]

How could YOU forget about that

[chrome patio]

Most people get skin changer and walls

[sour star]

ive seen it before, back in the golden days of cheating in so2

[chrome patio]

Cheater=easy rank up

[sour star]

noone wanted to play in gold lobbies

[lament stream]

i'm sorry, my memory sucks, just like me.

(i suck a lot).

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh you don’t suck

I love you.

[chrome patio]

Golden days ≠ season 7

[south tangle]

Faster get banned

[chrome patio]

No I alrdy explained yesterday

When u lose to hackers u lose mmr so u get worse opponents

[sour star]

cuz it would be filled with people dropping knives, shooting through walls, being invincible etc.

[paper tangle]

it be like that

[lament stream]

[chrome patio]

U farm mmr from bad opponents and I get extra from the hackers

[lament stream]

is this real?

[paper tangle]

Realest

[chrome patio]

Yeah dropping knives pieople where very kind hearted

They got banned

L devs

[south tangle]

Season 6=my aim 100% ace 25%
Season 7=my aim 20% ace 1%

[chrome patio]

Season 1= my aim 0 cuz I don’t play

[sour star]

maybe bc the skill level got raised

[chrome patio]

Not rly

I easily ranked up high

Maybe I just got better

Who knows

[paper tangle]

You are NOT mewing.

[south tangle]

I only good at season 6...T^T

[sour star]

i went from going negative 70% of my games before s7

[lament stream]

i'm mewering.

[chrome patio]

Fake sigma

[sour star]

in s7 i go 10% negative

[lament stream]

[sour star]

in my games

[chrome patio]

I good at always

Bro

[paper tangle]

[sour star]

i got a 71% winrate and my aim is improving

[chrome patio]

?

Negative mewing?

[sour star]

negative KD

[chrome patio]

Mine is 80+

For allies

[lament stream]

no, negativeGnosis.

[sour star]

mine is exactly 90%

[chrome patio]

Btw … I destroyed a kid from 1337 clan

4 kdr in match

3*

12-4

[paper tangle]

too real

[south tangle]

I only got perfect kd 1.00 in season 6.. And 0.45 on season 7

[sour star]

i mean 1337 has some player that bought the tag

[lament stream]

the realest.

[paper tangle]

Truly the honored one

[lament stream]

truly the special(z).

[sour star]

ive played players from, 1337, rab, QM, SN, HRTG, pcdll etc.

as long as u play enough

youll meet enough of them

[chrome patio]

Melonty has like 130k

[sour star]

banned

for boost

[chrome patio]

Ik xD

[chrome patio]

Wait what?

U can’t boost?

[paper tangle]

[lament stream]

😨

[chrome patio]

The guy was champion

[paper tangle]

It’s real

[lament stream]

rotating pengu prism!!!

[sour star]

r u sm1 who doesnt read rules and just breaks them?

[lament stream]

😨

[chrome patio]

I don’t boost but sm YouTubers make videos of boosting

[sour star]

and then u wonder why u get banned

[paper tangle]

It is the essence of the REAL honored one.

[chrome patio]

Russian ones especially

[paper tangle]

[chrome patio]

Dude I don’t boost 😭

[sour star]

if u get boosted youre gonna get abnned

[south tangle]

Sometimes i wanna play 1vs2 or pvp

[lament stream]

damn, i don't wanna get abnned.

[chrome patio]

How? Mongana for example makes a living off of boosting and posting it on YouTube

Nobody is getting banned

[sour star]

you dont.

[paper tangle]

Nice abnned

[sour star]

he can create several accounts

[lament stream]

i was mimicking him!!!

[sour star]

youll find out

[south tangle]

I need improvement before e-sport in my neighborhood

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh

[sour star]

try for yourself

[lament stream]

yuh uh.

[chrome patio]

U can’t boost with hacker

[paper tangle]

Damn.

[sour star]

just try boosting yourself if you really think boosting wont get you banned.

[lament stream]

yuh. uh.

[chrome patio]

@sour star on fandom it says u can’t login the account and boost but there are no rules for simply playing with a good player

[paper tangle]

are you really tryna get him banned?

[south tangle]

I need someone to pvp...

[chrome patio]

How are sm YouTubers not banned then?

There are literally websites for stand-off boosters

[sour star]

maybe look at the official rules, in the helpdesk site

[lament stream]

mods! mods!! james has been found guilty of framing!!!

crush his skull!

[paper tangle]

It’s not really bannable for being boosted by a good player. You will only get banned if you get boosted by a hacker.

[sour star]

hes saying boosting aint bannable, so why not do it if its not bannable

[chrome patio]

Bouta buss is James?

[lament stream]

yeah.

[chrome patio]

Yeah exactly @sour star

[paper tangle]

That’s how the boosting thing is

[chrome patio]

Yeah crush his skull

[lament stream]

boost me.

fill me up.

[sour star]

w8

[lament stream]

with mmr.

[chrome patio]

😳😳

[paper tangle]

What.

[lament stream]

WITH mmr.

[chrome patio]

w8 = weight

[lament stream]

with MMR.

[chrome patio]

Stop shaming me

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh

[lament stream]

wrong sticker.

[paper tangle]

Taco

[lament stream]

azaaaaa.

[south tangle]

Cheese

[lament stream]

aren't you out yet?

[paper tangle]

Not yet

[lament stream]

it should be time now.

[lament stream]

maaaaaaan.

[paper tangle]

I leave in 9 mins

[chrome patio]

Do I take ur position after?

[reef scarab]

dear standoff devs, so you only cancel the 2 matches I won with a hacker and not the 17 matches I lost due to a hacker?

[paper tangle]

No

[chrome patio]

Omg

Just google

Report stand-off hacker

[lament stream]

amazing.

[chrome patio]

That easy

[paper tangle]

It will only be cancelled if you reported the hacker with evidence.

[lament stream]

my man over here just admitting to have played with a hacker.

[chrome patio]

Even if u do normal report eventually he will get banned

If it’s an obvious hacker

[paper tangle]

sometimes really

[chrome patio]

He is saying he got matched up with a hacker and he is mad the game got canceled

[lament stream]

no, he played on purpose with him.

(i was the hacker).

[chrome patio]

How fun

Do yk

[reef scarab]

no, im mad that i didnt get the mmr for the rest of the 17 games

[paper tangle]

At least he himself didn’t get banned for playing with the hacker

[reef scarab]

idc about winning

[paper tangle]

it could’ve really gotten him banned

[chrome patio]

At this point same..

[lament stream]

[RGS] Azathoth.🦞👑

[reef scarab]

i left the 2 games i matched up WITH a hacker, and they got cancelled

okay, i dont care about that

[paper tangle]

You forgot the lobter and crown

[reef scarab]

but what about the rest 17 games i lost cuz of them?

[lament stream]

my bad og, let me edit it.

[reef scarab]

i was g4 about to reach phoenix, now im low g1

[chrome patio]

Just wait…

Pray about it bro

[outer valley]

no

[chrome patio]

😫

[outer valley]

XD

[chrome patio]

❤️***

[outer valley]

normal reports dont even work

[reef scarab]

average standoff 2

[chrome patio]

U sure?

Well tbh I would believe that

[paper tangle]

Most reports that get hackers banned is from the helpdesk

[chrome patio]

Every Russian kid who dies cuz of skill issue reports for hacker

But should they have like a system for players who are reported the most?

[lament stream]

is it possible to frame someone with fabricated evidence?

[outer valley]

yes. if u report with evidence on website in max 3 days they are banned lol

[chrome patio]

Chat gpt bro

[outer valley]

ingame report never ban

XD

[chrome patio]

Just create evidence with that

[paper tangle]

It has happened before

[chrome patio]

Yes ik

But I press ingame report they get banned too

[lament stream]

best anticheat i've ever seen.

[chrome patio]

One of the guys got banned in less than a hour

[outer valley]

cuz someone reported them

or they have bad cheat

[reef scarab]

standoff 2 should have IP bans for hackers

[chrome patio]

Says the one who is bronze in allies

[outer valley]

it bans the device but u can bypass it

[chrome patio]

Or comp

[lament stream]

Standoff 2 should LEAK the IP of the hackers.

[outer valley]

everything is bypassable

[reef scarab]

LMAOO

[chrome patio]

That’s not gonna do anything

[lament stream]

[chrome patio]

What will a kid do with a ip address

[outer valley]

u just need vpn

XD

[chrome patio]

Like think about it 😭

[lament stream]

imagine taking a joke as a serious proposal.

[chrome patio]

They see 192.172.899.0 and what

[lament stream]

[chrome patio]

I am offeneded

I am a cyber criminal and ur offending me with ur ip address knowledge

😞

[rich crow]

[chrome patio]

Nobody is texting good

Still getting payed

[lament stream]

aza is heading home rn.

[chrome patio]

Ugh gotta respond to u

Bye bye aza

Wait.. he isn’t home texting? He has to go to an office where he manages this discord server?

[lament stream]

he has a real job.

[shrewd magnet]

WOW

[lament stream]

and it's been 7 minutes since his shift ended.

[shrewd magnet]

i got zone7 sticker

then i lost it for no reason

[velvet idol]

Congrats

[shrewd magnet]

after i unequip it on m4a4

and i lost it

bug???

[lament stream]

cognitive issue lmao.

[velvet idol]

Bro

[chrome patio]

Oh my

[velvet idol]

Stickers are a one time use

[shrewd magnet]

.

[chrome patio]

Yes

[shrewd magnet]

NOOOO

[chrome patio]

Bruh 💀💀

[lament stream]

my man just lost 400 gold on the spot.

[velvet idol]

Troll account?

[chrome patio]

400?

[velvet idol]

Your name being confused is throwing me off

[chrome patio]

Applying it and erasing it

Imagine

[lament stream]

after a few days of the bp being available on the market, that will be its price.

[velvet idol]

Probably higher

[chrome patio]

How do yk??

[lament stream]

then after a couple of weeks it will rise by one or two hundred.

[lament stream]

because that's what has happened with previous arcane stickers, excluding the one from the shine collection.

[chrome patio]

Mmm ig that makes sense

[lament stream]

after a few weeks, yes.

[marsh panther]

Hi ada yang org Indo ?

[velvet idol]

I think it will be like the anime space vision sticker

600+

[lament stream]

the color scheme does make it desirable for some people, but the design itself isn't exactly the best.

[velvet idol]

Looks good overall

[lament stream]

just under 600 after some time is fair.

[lament stream]

as a crafting piece? yes, as an item? no, terrible.

but that's a matter of taste ig.

[velvet idol]

I guess we'll see

Standoff 2 is in its infancy

Lots of uncertainty

[lament stream]

nearly 7 years, infancy...

real.

[velvet idol]

In comparison to other gaming markets

Playerbase is young

[chrome patio]

Alright my shirt for relying to everyone is finished

Shift

Replying

Bruh this auto correct

[velvet idol]

There's still the opportunity to 100x your money fairly easily

[lament stream]

that's a sentence i'd see online on an ad in a dubious website.

[velvet idol]

Dubios?

[lament stream]

there we go.

kinda tired rn.

so many typos.

[velvet idol]

I could be entirely wrong but, I've been putting life long positions in place for when standoff 2's playerbase joins the workforce and the market explodes

[stray violet]

Standoff 2 players actually working and putting effort?????

What???????

Xdddddd they will be never be workers

[velvet idol]

No set value/date for planned selloffs

[stray violet]

They want great rewards for minimal effort

They will NEVER hold a job position

[olive iron]

@stray violet @velvet idol @lament stream go media

[lament stream]

So2 players can't lift a finger off their chairs.

[lament stream]

i refuse.

[velvet idol]

Media?

[olive iron]

Go dm @lament stream

?

[lament stream]

no.

[gray ferry]

what chair

[velvet idol]

Bro, no one else is talking in chat lol

[paper tangle]

Honestly true

[lament stream]

AZA!

it's been 23 minutes.

are you home now!

[paper tangle]

Yes

[lament stream]

!!!!

[paper tangle]

I left a bit late

[gray ferry]

its like 4:54am

[paper tangle]

but I’m already back home

[lament stream]

why is that?

[paper tangle]

Washing my hands

[stray violet]

Going into Russian vcs and saying amogus challenge

[lament stream]

oh.

[velvet idol]

It's 10:54 pm where I'm at

[lament stream]

yeah that's pretty important.

[gray ferry]

africa?

[velvet idol]

I've got to get up at 2 am for a nft release

[gray ferry]

asia?

[velvet idol]

Central standard

United states

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh

Edgar

[gray ferry]

ah ok

[olive iron]

@paper tangle dm 1 min?

[paper tangle]

Already saw it

I’m multitasking rn

just give me a bit

[stray violet]

I pray that none of my descendants have that name

[olive iron]

K

[gray ferry]

that sounds exciting

[paper tangle]

Your ancestors did

Always

[gray ferry]

good luck

[lament stream]

one of your forefathers was named Giusseppe.

[velvet idol]

Thanks

[stray violet]

I'm putting skulk sensors in your house

[paper tangle]

I don't want no WARDEN in my house

[stray violet]

Too late

[paper tangle]

i love getting my time wasted

(i just came back home)

[lament stream]

you should uhhh...

[paper tangle]

im just gonna like

wash my face

probably

idk tbh

I just got back home

[rich crow]

CaseOh just jumped and crashed the stream

😔

[lament stream]

you should rest.

[paper tangle]

nuh uh

ima play valorant

[lament stream]

blue light is bad for your eyes, lie the phone down for a bit and rest.

[paper tangle]

PC*

[stray violet]

His gravitational pull takes me to his clips

[lament stream]

blue light is bad for your eyes, lie the PC down for a bit and rest.

[paper tangle]

nuh uh

I have a off day tomorrow

[stray violet]

Same

[lament stream]

real?

[paper tangle]

real

[lament stream]

exquisite.

[paper tangle]

(I literally don't want to deal with this server tomorrow but I have to)

I'm just gonna multitask

[rich crow]

Real (I'll take over for you)

[paper tangle]

cuz ima hang out with friends

and we gonna chill

[lament stream]

just set your status to online and pretend you're moderating.

[stray violet]

(don't)

Leave it to turan

[paper tangle]

then take over for me ewalker

[stray violet]

Turan

[paper tangle]

turan gonna be napping

[stray violet]

Turan

[paper tangle]

nuh uh

[rich crow]

He naps all the time

[paper tangle]

ill give you gas as a rewards

[stray violet]

@bronze grove wake up wake up wake up ‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️

[rich crow]

Can't wait for the flood of jump clips

[livid void]

Where can I report someone?

[paper tangle]

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

[lament stream]

si.

[paper tangle]

Use this website to report people (by clicking the button on the bottom right).

https://help.standoff2.com/en

[livid void]

Thx

[stray violet]

That vid of granny dancing

Literally me rn

(I don't have the emoji)

[paper tangle]

what granny

[stray violet]

Lemme make it rq

[paper tangle]

[stray violet]

Granny game

[paper tangle]

the one where the granny has to beat her grandkids?

(for anyone reading this, yes this is an online video game)

[lament stream]

how do you know?

[rich crow]

lies

[lament stream]

🤨

[rich crow]

🌊

[paper tangle]

a lot of videos

[lament stream]

liar.

you play it.

(on a daily basis).

[stray violet]

This is NOT the clip

[lament stream]

🔥

[paper tangle]

that is NOT the clip!!!

[rich crow]

Where is shongs

[lament stream]

he died.

[rich crow]

Whattttt

[lament stream]

(too much seed oil).

[rich crow]

😱

I need my daily health fact

😔

[stray violet]

[lament stream]

[olive iron]

@paper tangle if standoff had security like xbox these things never wouldve happened but they do

Cuz this game gets crashed by cheaters and all

[lament stream]

@paper tangle yeah, you should add a better anticheat to the game because you clearly have the power to do it.

[rich crow]

@paper tangle exactly, you should make a better game!

[olive iron]

Ik he doesnt just chatted with him abt it

[lament stream]

_ _

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

Hours ago (I think)

[stray violet]

YESSS

[lament stream]

is THIS the clip?

[stray violet]

THIS is indeed

The clip

[lament stream]

fire.

[stray violet]

Bro omg

[paper tangle]

nice clip

[stray violet]

Where is knawckxs

I need nocksss here

[lament stream]

sleeping.

[stray violet]

Hehas. To see tjjs

[lament stream]

@verbal imp

[stray violet]

@verbal imp look

This is me fr

[verbal imp]

[lament stream]

hiiiii.

[verbal imp]

Henloo

[lament stream]

did you enjoy your nap?

[sour thistle]

Goodmorning

[paper tangle]

go back to sleep

[sour thistle]

Nah

[lament stream]

no!!! he has to stay awake!!

[stray violet]

Yo that emoji is sooo me

[verbal imp]

She kinda sturdy.ngl

[stray violet]

I am so happy

[verbal imp]

I never did

[verbal imp]

Soon

[lament stream]

pics or didn't happen.

[rich crow]

🤨

[verbal imp]

So real

No

[paper tangle]

real

[lament stream]

nox, where are you from?

i'm assuming it should be around 11:20 for you.

[verbal imp]

12:20 actually

[lament stream]

damn.

[rich crow]

sams

Same

[sour thistle]

What

[verbal imp]

An island

[sour thistle]

6:20 for me

[verbal imp]

A dot

[lament stream]

12:20...

an island...

brb.

[sour thistle]

Cool

[verbal imp]

If you really wanted to know I could tell u

[sour thistle]

Ok

[verbal imp]

No it's me

[thorn crypt]

Any1 plying?

[verbal imp]

After getting this bad boy

[sour thistle]

I am a from a Baltic country

[lament stream]

so it's somewhere in the caribbean...

[gray ferry]

Lithuania?

[sour thistle]

Yup

[verbal imp]

I am being doxxed as we speak

[lament stream]

what...

[rich crow]

I own the Caribbean

[verbal imp]

No worry

[lament stream]

[gray ferry]

No worries*

or

dont worry

[rich crow]

What are you yapping abt

[sour thistle]

I will gi to sleep į will have school in 8 am

[verbal imp]

Planning to do some challenges tmr
I need gold for pulls

[lament stream]

😨

[rich crow]

Imagine not having spring break

[lament stream]

that's exciting.

will you stream it?

[verbal imp]

May not stream myself grinding

[lament stream]

damn!

[verbal imp]

Depends

[gray ferry]

nothing i was just correcting him

[limber nacelle]

What happens if I combine Arcanes......?

[lament stream]

you can't.

[sour thistle]

I do have . It starts on friday

[heavy badger]

guys is hk server fixed?

[limber nacelle]

Imagine a glitch where you can combine it.

[rich crow]

Nameless collection item

😱

[sour thistle]

Yooo

[gray ferry]

what time is it for you?

6:26am?

[sour thistle]

Yes

[limber nacelle]

§§€§€§§§¢}{¥{¥ Collection.

[sour thistle]

Emmmmmmmmm

[gray ferry]

is that technoblade in your profile picture?

[sour thistle]

I think so

[verbal imp]

You can't

[sour thistle]

What

[lament stream]

you aren't capable of performing such action.

[heavy badger]

bro im not asking my pic im asking that hk server

[gray ferry]

yeah i have no idea

[rich crow]

Took you 15 minutes just to type that?

[gray ferry]

I forgot about him since he passed away

[sour thistle]

Same

I didnt even watch him

[gray ferry]

someone had to remind me lol

[gray ferry]

i did watch him

[sour thistle]

But Rip i gues

[gray ferry]

yup rip

[barren oak]

hmmm

[gray ferry]

[barren oak]

I dont know is it just me or with everyone that after taking break for few days in the game it makes my aim like a noob

[gray ferry]

[sour thistle]

I got back and i am even better

[barren oak]

Hmmmm good for u

[sour thistle]

I got only 4 kils and then 15 kils

[barren oak]

being consistent sometimes get me ace as well but leaving the game for a few days destroys my recoil control

[paper tangle]

is that the fuher if he mewmaxxed?

[barren oak]

hmmm yeah

[paper tangle]

thats just funny

imo

[barren oak]

lol

[paper tangle]

sadly Im gonna have to ask you to change it because you can be banned for it

even tho its so funny

[gray ferry]

[barren oak]

It is not hitler

it is charlie chaplin

[gray ferry]

[barren oak]

charlie chaplin is my favourite character

[paper tangle]

may I get the pic tho (asking for a friend)

[barren oak]

u cant do this to me

[barren oak]

hmmm ok

w8

[verbal imp]

Mclaren is next

[barren oak]

Opps I think there is no permission of sending pics here

[paper tangle]

just dm me it

[barren oak]

it is not letting me do it

[verbal imp]

Me

Dang no nitro

Oh well

[next ocean]

you fr

[barren oak]

standoff 2 has only 2 utubers

[lament stream]

tfw so2's got only 2 utubers.

😨

[next ocean]

10 mins left to math exam

[barren oak]

I mean utubers who get views

[next ocean]

about to fail the class 🔥🗣️🔥

[verbal imp]

Butta 😩

[verbal imp]

🫡

[lament stream]

butter's goated.

[barren oak]

Butter and Lilith

[next ocean]

me when rectangle

(cant see the emoji)

[barren oak]

Royal Skyline might come back

[verbal imp]

Sadge

[next ocean]

note 4 🔥🔥🗣️

[verbal imp]

Don't expect him to

[lament stream]

not happening.

[barren oak]

y not?

[verbal imp]

Probably fixing his blown motor in his car 💀

[lament stream]

him rn:

[verbal imp]

Frfr

[barren oak]

[lament stream]

@verbal imp bro what.

i left the webtoon app open for 5 hours and it didn't reset.

[barren oak]

what is it?

[verbal imp]

Reload

[lament stream]

it's an app to read stuff.

[lament stream]

it's working.

it's even on the same page.

[verbal imp]

Actually imma just give u the site I use

[verbal imp]

Real

[rich crow]

hello there

[lament stream]

i'm not lying!!!!

[verbal imp]

I'm not saying u are!!!

[rich crow]

[lament stream]

i'm on episode 62.

i couldn't sleep yesterday so i just read it all night.

[verbal imp]

INSANE

[lament stream]

(guess which song i had on repeat).

[rich crow]

[verbal imp]

I wonder

[rich crow]

[barren oak]

Hey, what changes AXLEBOLT should make in SO2??
Should they customize the legendary Sandstone map?

[lament stream]

truly a mistery that can't be solved.

[rich crow]

nah its good

they already ruined provience and zone 9

[barren oak]

Dust's long lost cousin

[rich crow]

[barren oak]

true

[barren oak]

Province looks better but the previous one was better for gameplay

[rich crow]

yea agreed

it was used to be my favroite

[barren oak]

I feel u

[rich crow]

but the new provience is very conjested

[barren oak]

exactly espeacially the site which is near CT spwan

actually both

[rich crow]

yea 😩

i dont know who loves zone 7

its very bad map

very very bad

[barren oak]

I agree

[rich crow]

like total s

[barren oak]

I like only the textures of it

[rich crow]

zone 9 was used to be snipers paradise

[barren oak]

yeah but I actually forgot that it was called zone 9. It was really great

[rich crow]

yea

rust is also good

like its very fun map

[barren oak]

yup but looks can be upgraded ngl

[rich crow]

yea

[barren oak]

reminds me of those days when we used to play sniping through the gate from ct n through the open conjusted space from terrorist side

[stray violet]

Nuh uh it's me

[rich crow]

yea xD

[stray violet]

[barren oak]

people dont do it at all nowadays

[rich crow]

[rich crow]

YEP

[barren oak]

u remeber the hackers with weird profile pic

[rich crow]

o my god

[barren oak]

especially the chinese fat guy pic

[rich crow]

dont let me remember that

[barren oak]

🤣

[bronze grove]

Sahur making me mad

[paper tangle]

who the hell is Sahur

[bronze grove]

Dude

Probably forgot

Ramadan night

[paper tangle]

what

[bronze grove]

Uhh

[gray ferry]

Yeah same here

[bronze grove]

Actually lm extremely tired

Going to sleep again

[lament stream]

turan.

[gray ferry]

16 hours without food, without drink, this is not an easy task

[paper tangle]

real

[lament stream]

is the update out for iOS yet?

[bronze grove]

@paper tangle gl with chat

[paper tangle]

good luck with Ramadan

[bronze grove]

Ty ty

[paper tangle]

im going to sleep soon

so its gonna be your turn soon

[bronze grove]

Yeah l will wake up 1-2 hours

Already l wont go course today

[fickle estuary]

Aza i need that link one more time:)

Just met another hacker

[paper tangle]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[fickle estuary]

I can't start a new chat

What to do

[paper tangle]

just wait for a while

[fickle estuary]

Ok

[lament stream]

you need to pay a hefty amount in order to make a new chat.

[fickle estuary]

Sarcasm?

[rapid wadi]

Guys

Fast question

[lament stream]

it was a joke yeah.

[rapid wadi]

What is this in #📸│photos

[inland pulsar]

the pattern on ur gun can be different depending on that number

@rapid wadi

[rapid wadi]

Still dont understand

What is this used for

[inland pulsar]

like it will look different but still be that gun skins

to have variation

idk much about it on so2 but on csgo depending on the pattern it can cost more or less

have more value depending on the pattern or looks better depending on what u want

[lament stream]

the little box on top of the list is a pattern search bar, used to, well, search specific patterns, the numbers on the list indicates that specific gun's pattern.

you can use this system to browse for a pattern of your liking.

[inland pulsar]

yes

man i tell u tho its hard to earn money to buy more skins

[stray violet]

Cause what I'm bout to do to bob

Doodlebob

Mi hoy yoy minoy

[paper tangle]

you're bored arent you

[stray violet]

No

It's just a funny video

[paper tangle]

nuh uh

you are bored

[lament stream]

he's just goofing around.

[paper tangle]

he's just a lil silly

just like you

[hushed jetty]

cant even go in a actual comp or allies game without encountering degenerate cheaters boosting up their friend that needs desperate help even tho hes trash himself

[lament stream]

tis me. ^

[paper tangle]

thats you

[lament stream]

maaaaaaan.

[stray violet]

Bruh I'm laughing so hard rn

The video isn't even that funny bruh 😭😭😭

[paper tangle]

its not even funny

and im still laughing

@lament stream you

are goofy

[lament stream]

i'm so mad rn...

[rugged hare]

@everyone Can someone explain to me why the game is so broken?? How is it possible that I will meet Phoenix on silver?

[paper tangle]

why

[lament stream]

something happened on another sv...

[paper tangle]

spill the sauce

[lament stream]

dms.

[paper tangle]

bet

[naive anchor]

real they matching champion on silver/unranked lobby

[rugged hare]

I know

Broken game

The most unfair thing is that if I meet a chater, I get the mmr back, but if I win, the game doesn't count anyway

[inner pollen]

don't ping everyone

[rugged hare]

Why ping

[unreal gyro]

wtf is wrond with so2...

[coral linden]

Hey guys, where can I report a game bug?

[terse hemlock]

Hmm

[paper tangle]

You can report bugs to the support team by clicking on the button on the bottom right using this link.

https://help.standoff2.com/en

[coral linden]

Thank you

[paper tangle]

No problem

[queen hearth]

Good morning everyone! I would like to ask if anyone knows a promo code?

[paper tangle]

No

[queen hearth]

Okey thx

[raven shore]

@gentle token bro i asked some people and they said “Pathfinder wont rise” why

[gentle token]

Ignore them

[thorn crypt]

Any1 plying?? I need compy for a good start

No

s4

Just 1v1?

Dm

[elder tartan]

Pls promo code

Jdjs

[coral linden]

Nuh uh

[brittle knoll]

Poop

🍿🐓

[teal dome]

[brittle knoll]

Axaxaxaxa

Pooped

Hi have you ate eggs today

🦕

And he's gone

Nice bots

[mystic fractal]

🪩

Hey

[barren sonnet]

Hello

[mystic fractal]

A Crab ?

[barren sonnet]

Huh?

Wdym

[mystic fractal]

I mean you like crabs ?

[barren sonnet]

No

They're food though but never ate

[mystic fractal]

Ok

You are a Vegan?

[barren sonnet]

No

[mystic fractal]

Ok

[barren sonnet]

I eat steak

Steak good

[mystic fractal]

Oki

[barren sonnet]

Protein

[mystic fractal]

Hey 👋

[mystic fractal]

Yes yes …

Mr eggos

[barren sonnet]

Fr

[mystic fractal]

U from india ?

Nothing much u say !

[barren sonnet]

No

[mystic fractal]

Ok try indian chicken

Yes yes i am fine .. you ?

[barren sonnet]

What's thst

[mystic fractal]

Indian masala chicken..

Search

❤️

[mystic fractal]

I mean Indian chicken is very famous

Chicken tikka

[barren sonnet]

Ok

[lament stream]

maaaaaaan...

[fair sand]

Hi all

Looking for a teammate in MM and allies

[supple hawk]

@fair sand whats ur rank

[fair sand]

last season Gold 1 in mm, and in the allies Silver 3 passed the calibration poorly

[lean hamlet]

Guys will the price of stiletto viper gonna increase anytime soon?

[supple hawk]

No stiletto getting up, max 100g up

Not more than that

[lean hamlet]

its 980 rn

[supple hawk]

Its gonna go to normal, max 1050 gold

Not worth buying

[lean hamlet]

how about butterfly legacy or dragon glass

[supple hawk]

Idk,i don't think we can play,my rank is higher

[fair sand]

it's a pity

[fair sand]

and where are you from?

[supple hawk]

Same with them,the cases still in game for a long time so it will not go up cuz a lot of pieces exist

[supple hawk]

Romania

Butterfly cold flame is gonna go up in time@lean hamlet

[lean hamlet]

Oh, btw is there a way to find the best pattern of kara nebula?

[lean hamlet]

Alright

Then should i buy cold flame?

[supple hawk]

Whats ur budget?

[lean hamlet]

1900

i was thinking that when the bp ends the kara price will drop

then i could buy it

[supple hawk]

U can,spam inspect and look for a pattern u like,then see the patern and search it

[supple hawk]

The nebula?

[lean hamlet]

yea

year of the tiger is just too dark

[fair sand]

ok good luck guys

success

[supple hawk]

The lowest price nebula was is 2.3k recent, ofc when it dropped it was like 1.8k but it wont go lower than 2.2k even with the bp

If u get lucky maybe

[lean hamlet]

i'm just hoping that it drops and i can get a good pattern

[rugged hare]

Hello everyone, I want to ask how I can set that I am silver 4 competitive mode and Allies

[lean hamlet]

id:customize

[supple hawk]

GL

[rugged hare]

I don't have silver 4 there

[lean hamlet]

just use silver

[rugged hare]

I have

[lament stream]

Standoff 2?

[lean hamlet]

Thanks :D, btw for backup should i go for butterfly cold flame?