#💬│english-chat
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Time to close discord
byeeeee.
Do u think I can gold another challenge?
Cya
On the racing game
Obv not with the ruf


How much does the polar clarity sticker cost in the market?
Step 1: Open standoff 2
Hasn't the new year 21 skins or stickers risen up ?
Unfortunately i do not have the game now.
Step 1: failed
i accidentally bought awm sport 😭😭😭
Same
Then I accidentally bought 3 karambit gold
then accidentally went to ur mums room and seen me
oh oops
You'll get some news from your mom in abt 9 months
you're really creative lil bro
Thanks
wonder who u got it from
My mom is often sarcastic
So
I picked it up
And decided to use it on you (🤨)
that's cool
Thanks
🙂
ur mum looks like a fun person mate
if we win what
I win
we get gold ?
(no)
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ok
I'll give you 500 g
Haha your lying
It's 760 rn
👍🏼
Your blind
The bear right?
Yea
ur mums beauty blinded me
🤨
im stopping mum jomes
jokes
Good cuz they suck
brother look at ura
urs
Unlike you
I can
.😭😭🙏🏻
And
It's better
how's it better
default
joke
5 year old
With creativity
no context no creativity
😭😭😭
^^
...
I never said that
You said it 🤷♂️
that was my brother
Omg
Lmao
some bot just filled the chats in our clan server with links lmao.
W bot
ur names a girl name btw @lament stream
@rich crow hop on vc rq.
did you do something about it?
imma show you.
no i'm not a mod.
i was invited like a week ago.
damn gg
it do be like that.

damn
Sup
yeah, i love hoping on a car and race all day.
special privilege
(racism).

i love this emote ngl
what you licking there
This the best one
the void.
its not starting back at you 
wait why does yours say biaoqing sad and mine emoji_1.
im going to a doctors appointment
you didnt name it 
your body can't be sick without your consent.
no!?
i mean, it literally is a sad biaoqing, it's like saying "sad pepe", just another meme.
ohhh wait.
i get what you meant now.
i'm so dumb.

i'm not the server owner so i didn't get to name it.
wait.
there's perms!!!
damn i can't edit it.
rip.
@paper tangle laat day
of what
i think
what
i might
you might
i think
mhm
i think
the thing.
i think i might
he had to do something.
just say it man 
🦀
my nuclear engineering degree
wth.
you better stay awake tonight
the zaner.
Ganja man
Hi does anyone know some promo codes?
Z7SO2S7
do you know some other?
no
damn.
"nah man I want one that gives knife" 🤓 🤓 🤓
oh
I'm happy for any type of promo codes
Bro
I will be happy for another knife but I have one so
promotion codes.
Yeah I want to find some but I cannot find any working
then just make some.

How?
so2spring
write a script that goes trough every combination of letters and numbers.

Thx
I see that's a skill 🤣
Oh
He has good headphones
Probably openbacks

Nice 3d sound
he has the new vision pro
Not my video 😂


Good morning everyone
morning
Which Samsung you got?
S22
Does it heat up when playing so2?
Yes
Oh
I've had that issue since s5 update

Back then, I never had that
On any of my other phones (S8 and Note 10)
I would play at max settings for literal hours and phone wouldn't complain
Now if I play for 20 mins, it gets hot and drops my frames to 48
But I turned off anti aliasing and anisotropic filtering so it kinda mitigates the issue
Everything else still at max
Kinda surprised the s22 is that bad
It's not the phone
It's the game
Actually hold on
Lemme try on my note 10
Mfw 60 fps

what the hell
samsung issue.
im getting 60+ fps with mein note 4
Sometimes happens on the pixel 8, I'll have 120 and then it'll just suffer and go down to 80
Goddamn this phone is so beautiful (and dead 🗿)
Sucks that Samsung went to flat screens
Hello

I have almost finished parasyte

Keto best
fun fact:
me fr
No
Me gorilla
🐡
🦍
🥊 🦍 🥊
My hands are folded
Waitttttt
I just remembered there can be another meaning of that
🐤
Well my hands are so cold
So Oyasumi, credit gamma ray
🛏️🐓
nabber
Well I accidentally hit brain too
My mold is so back
kitten
you have more of a chance surviving after jumping from a 100 story building my friend
Well, according to my calculations ☝️
adren come on

If you were to jump off and land legs first, your legs would absorb the majority of the impact and protect your vital organs from most of the impact
🤓 🤓 🤓
That's acckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkshually how you can survive jumping off a plane with no parachute

so2.
So2.
so bad.
Mfw I'm falling from a tall building but I press B to cancel my fall damage because I attacked
🥸 🐡
real?

it is 32°c.
You mean 70°F
32°c.
yeah 89 F
with hypertension around 43°c.

(i'm cooking alive).
It's 70°F idk what you mean
he is moderating the Official Standoff 2 Discord Server.
real.
Does this still work
Hold on
\☝🏽\😔
Does it work
Or is it just 4 question marks

im not
i called in sick today
so im not going to work today

that's pretty sick ngl.
balls
proof?
real.
you should totally tell Hel that you are the Pestilence 
⛹️♂️
Hi

the what now
the yes
Do NOT remind me of her

Anyways
Lemme get the evidence
nuh uh
noob @stray violet
@stray violet where evidence 
Hold on I'm fabricating it
you what now
anyone want to competitive frfr
rank?
gold 2
no, say bronze.
no
dude.
1 million dollars or a game of comp with me
you need to say bronze.
silver
that's how the joke goes.
a game of comp with you.
no.
@paper tangle is the uhh
the uh
is the uh super pro staff position still open
th uhh really is.
I think
Lemme ask the oldest man
super senior
fr
I forgot my discord password after setting it literally half an hour ago
how is the rise in albanian players explained
adren.
what
idk.
i use the same 3 passwords
but they all have like
one detail changed
about them
Ok
on each account
I only use like 740
proof?
i don't have one.
Must tears flow in order to cry? Can't a person cry when laughing?
ok.
your parents/legal guardians'
Yes, otherwise it's just tearing up
Why i can’t find the place to put the promo code
when she comes back ofc
are you on iOS?
Yes
promocodes are not available for iOS.
Thx

i dont think she'll ever come back

she will.
Just go to store.standoff2.com to input promocodes
🤨
Py you messed that up
nice mogging.
iOS users can input promocodes, it's just that they have to go to the website I just mentioned in order to input it
No.
mods!!! ban aza!

silence!
silence from ak?
(I am literally Paul Atreides)

(I haven't read nor seen the Dune books/movies)
He's vietnamese

I have something called schrödinger's nationality
i hate his music.

good.
tell me more about it.

No cap that song you showed me was garbage!!!!!!!
I will NEVER purposely play that song!!!
proof?
Factual statement
guys

"potify".
gals.
what
great snack.
best snack ever is 3am water
based.
REAL
That only happens when you don't drink water BEFORE bed tho
Imagine not going to bed hydrated

3 am water hits different
WHATTT
damn.
3am water be like 3am in calabasas
I'm literally gonna [REDACTED] until I [REDACTED] and then I will go to your house and [REDACTED]
CRY!!!!!
where is that located?
Ganja man!!!!!
real.
inquire thou lawful protector
hmmm
you didn't tell me more about Schrödinger's nationality.
get the umlaut right
i can't.
there we go.
what.
I wonder who that may be.
you seem to be calling yourself an alt.
🍍
maybe it is.
oh, yes.
turns out Schrödinger's nationality was a fabrication of yours along.
perchance.
irl head glitching
get rekt skrub.
lol
omg real cosmo, please sign my child's forehead.
@rich crow after a rigorous amount of testing (2 rounds of escalation) on my note 10, I can come to the conclusion that standoff 2 has indeed become a (less optimized) heavier game. On my phone that USED to play at a stable 60 with zero complaints, it struggled to even hold those 60 frames and I would be playing like at 40-50 frames (very bad and laggy)
aza did you get checked already.
send child
packet got seized.
just buy a better phone.

that was a joke (the irl head glitching thing)
sorry to let you down, there will sadly, be no child.
@paper tangle where should i go to get the clan deleted
sorry, idk that joke.
im still sick so ima go to the doctors

unreal
🎷🐛
go get checked before that common cold turns into an epic cold.
its okay
just click the button on the bottom right
I'm talking about a phone from 5 years ago
you shall have one in aprox. 9 months
Yes
the one you sent charging?
Yes
w and based.
unreal cold
😮😨
who is the father?
😨
the father is austrian.
most likely a painter
I do not like where this is going.
plot twist, the father is the friends we made along the way.
🤓 ☝🏻
is this information real?
argument destroyed.
wholesome yet.... hold up
keep it in the family she said
🤫🧏♂️
😱😭
the plot twist of a plot twist. we could really profit off this story.
what
finnnallly
JAMES!
i got master
hi!
sup
sent req alr
also congrats.
thx
w.
well master wasnt hard

2 matches?
4?
i playyed against life gamers
WHAT.
and luckers
absolutely criminal.
cuz in high rank u dont get a lot of mmmr
they should change the mmr system so i can get to platinum III.
thats cllan baattle
battle

crazy? I was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. and rats made me crazy.
hi nox.
@lament stream 2 more.
i never said crazy

but now i did
@verbal imp @verbal imp @verbal imp
I would've gotten 3 golds
forget it, gratz.
(I prefired you.)
quite close.

i need to watch it.
glad to hear that, pretty good, have faced worse.
College?
reproduction.
🥵
fr.
W
i wanna reproduce w 02 🙏 🥵
same.
god help us.
actually.
yk what's better than reproducing with 02.
10 racks of american dollars.
no.
in your opinion, it is not.
🙏
love and attention from that one girl that you loved but was too scared to explain your feelings to.
what.
freedom money 🇺🇸 🦅 💸
ah yes been there done that
real.
🤝
who hasnt
i mean
python hasnt
since shes claire
omg, it's a she?!!?!?
so it works the other way around
check profile name
fake News!
Lies!
mods! crush his skull!
omg omg real woman in discord and the STANDOFF 2 server.

📸
nuh uh.
thats what a woman would say 
there are no women in the standoff 2 community!!
true.
this man is lying!!!
then show us proof you are a man.
no.
💀😭😂
wazzap ⚡
brain harder

james and claire.
further elaborate your sentence please.
brain must brain braining
damn.
i'm pretty sure you're older than me.
Riley
with that information I will proceed to leak your IPs to the world.
do u go to highschool or college?
hs (sort of).
not going to an actual hs but i'm doing some weird exams and once i'm done i'll get the title.
(not cheap).
so youre over 15
or 16
or 17
yep.
how.
sugarmomme


death.
chat, is this real?
pedo
aren't you banned.
(pc = cheater).
james: 183.22.12.58
claire: 72.31.92.55
Those graphics and map updates may have finally made the game more demanding.
that is not my ip.
do it properly next time.
im underage dawg

gg bro
im junpinh out the 6th floor
lmao.
adren: 192.0.102.134
It's actually: 192.02.91.22
proof?
go send mine!
crush their skulls!!
he wont get anything
wheres my ip!!!
ain't that corruption though.
i lost my ip
in portugal dawg
the zaner.
no.
u think theres not corrupted stuff?
if someone is in mars whats his IP?
everything is corrupted
000.00.00.00
bro, idk, i'm only a human on aderall.
lakajnf 3000
(or however the song goes).
My cold sprite at 2am
i'm only human, after all
yeah, that.
that's not how ip works friend.

it is cuz it says where the machine ur using are, iq?
#20k?
real?
yes
no its ur wifi
it identifies the machine in a network.
or actually a subnetwork.
where u live
ip is mostly your closest isp address
it's not coordinates.
Almost
ip is ur internet
and who said its coordinates
i have 1 sub in yt.
Famoussasss
sign me yt profile?
(i have no content uploaded).
i was gonna ask
also im waiting for my ip!
idk my ip plz send me !
what!@@!!!
an IP can technically move.
250.250.250.0
my ip can walk
my ip ran away
ewalk reference.

i ddos my local 711
nice harking, man.
😈

🗣️ silence!
u wild
ddos your local government today. join us.
Tried that, I got my house raided.
will this make me pass the midterm
yes zani, it will.
i flunked
where?
most of my tests
damn.
in 2nd sem
sucks.
i blame my country
what you studying?
literally they squished EVERYTHING in a month
cuz school was supposed to end in july
but nooo it has to end in may
crunching everything
from midterms, NAT, to Finals
in 1 fricking month
😭
cough cough.
u mean nmat?
no it's just called National Achievement Test to us
The battle pass system is disappointing
the entire game is disappointing.
real.
I mean you must play from the day 1 to be able collect all rewards from 1 page
satisfactory not meet
that's how it works tho
bp is a grind
whats the point of a bp if it doesn't make players play more
you the kinda scallywag to buy the bp the last day thinking you'll receive all the rewards.

Even they don't bother them selves to add xp or point per match play for battle pass like other games
so what does that imply? You repeat the sem? Have backlogs?
idk if im going to repeat...but i do hell know im not one of the achievers anymore

i am definitely getting another capstone too
cuz we AINT winning this game jam
or atleast make it top 15
😭
i love crammed schedule
makes me wanna kms faster
:biaoqingsad:
Need someone to play with (no mic)
i'm assuming it is an exam of sorts and not a feline, correct?
goated name.
?
?
How do you change your rank in discord
😩
go to channel & roles and then select the one you want.
easy? easy.
need me to stream to you where it is?
(not sarcasm btw).
i might
if you want to do it on mobile you just do <id:customize > (no spaces)
is this real?
actually, it is.
thanks for the information aza.
i need to drink water rn.

aza?
azathoth.
Hello friends, I was unfairly banned, what should I do?











