#💬│english-chat
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ok
To make it like val, with 25 bullets
Pro Google dev
I didnt need to know that but nice job man
No
damn
🐡
I just scratched my
@paper tangle
Blowfish is blown
muslims say that to respek allah. whyd it not allowed
😎
Can I speak to a developer or admin? (I'm gonna ask if the update is out on iOS)
LOL
Update is out!
I just see someone typed it and it disappeared instantly
Wllah im Praying for axlebolt downfall 😭🙏
Amin
wallahi dude
that's a felony right there.
real?

Lol
why u exposing
P90 revenant or p90 oops
@rich crow abyss
Because my neck hurts
danggg
👍
revenant all day.
Ur still awake rn?
Yea
Oh I think I should sleep tho ngl
@ocean pewter u the typa goober to tell the clouds its ok to cry when its raining 😡
🐡
Yo @whole lotus have u met void yet or abyss
Do u still play @rich crow
Did u try the new update
In Philippines 9th grade is highschool
Its rain when clouds cry
Ok i bought usp chameleon and p350 tag king and now I am buying p90 revenant
8-12th grade highschool is normal wym
I think y'all should meet fr trust
alright I'm dipping now before I ruin my grades
Night.
@lament stream one tec 9 skin made my inventory😁 I have m4 lizard already and now 3 more legendary added to my inventory
You the type of hooligan to have an angel and devil version of you show up on your shoulders when you have to make an important decision
Bruhh i just need to wait 1 day for update
that's great!
🦕vs 🐍
I hope he's big buff black and oily
u the type of goblin to run away carrying those sticks with a red sack tied on the end
Reminds me of Tom
Ok I’ve finished my video
He's the type of guy that flies to the sky with angel wings and a ring above his head playing a harp when he dies
proof?
You the type of goofy goober to turn into a comically large lollipop with the word 'sucker' on it whenever you do something stupid
u the type of dingaling to pause in the air before falling
Uploading to YT
this chat lol Xd
He look down to see if there anything under his feet and then fall
You the type of dummy to pause in the middle of a fight to ask: "wait, can he do that?"
Someone already said that!!!!!
lmao u the type of dude to say “umm guys we got company” in a horror movie
How can u guys thought of all this lmao
umm guys
You the type of guy to shove a shotgun in a hole in the wall and have it bend around towards you
F luck @unreal sluice
Robux 🤣
u the type of doofus to see somthing bad on the news and say “youreee gonna want to see this”
Imagine
You the type of dingdong to be an army general, but when you say "FIRE" everyone shoots at you
you're the typa fella to say "ayo the pizza here" when the pizza arrives and then fall down the stairs.
Yes 2026
Yup
Bru
u the type to be roasted by a 5 year old and be like “sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me”
@sour star no effort at all
i bought some of them should i sell? I tought theyre good for invest
Ive had tag king for as long as i can remember and it stays 16-17g
expected
It’s np
Then what should i do? Sell or wait
I don’t like to put effort into so2 content anymore
Whatever you wanna do bro it was a bad decision
Hello
If you are willing to wait a couple of years
if you sell them rn you're gonna lose a lot of gold, just wait.
Okay but people said it will stay at 16-17g 😭
At the time the price rise he's gonna have a whole family 😹
whyd u even but such a dead skin
2 win
When does the iOS update come out?
81 hs percentage 🍌
Alr out
Hes prolly on the shrooms
you think he's gonna reproduce? that's crazy.
You the type of rascal to fall from a tall place and break into a ton of pieces
I like the fact he couldn't just checked himself
hi nox!!
Phyton!!
MIYU!!
prolly on nbomes
Henloo
Do u think will tag king rise
did u read I suggested u?
how are you, nox!!
What i*
haven't had enough time...
u the typa dude to be out laughing witb friends and say softly “i needed this”
actually, i should rn.
Yea when he's about to propose he'll get rejected cuz he tried to invest on tag king
You the type of gremlin to get pissed off, turn red, and say "no more mr nice guy"
I'm okay still dealing with the problem I told u about
Either going Tuesday or Wednesday
My hippocramps hurts
that's great, i hope it's not something bad.
@brittle knoll did you found a cure for diabetes
u the type of rascal to have ur pants pulled down to reveal underwear with hearts on em
First raunt deagle is op!
real.
Python do u think? Will tag king rise?? People scared me…
it will, in 3 years.
uh oh
ggs that was my last joke too

20% tax here we go lmao.
So i wait cuz i spent all of my golds
bro why is the pass more expensive on iOS
App store tax idk
@lament stream #🎥│so2-videos
yeah.
alr let me watch it.
Did you get banned by tanu
Code
To talk with
Standoff code
Negative effort
This is part of standoff experience brother we all make mistakes 😿
dawg what is that font... 😭
(My all gold is 100g )
im pretty new lol
U like my views farm?
Ok me with your mather like ahhhahhhhh
Anyone to talk with, just ignore my pfp
i hope tag king rise asap
absolutely unhinged.
Our little comedian ahh
How?
What do you need to talk about
Anyone who remembers Royal skyline
How u guys earn golds? Buying?
idk, lmao.
Mather flavers
He came back (real)
@stray violet i dont know

Yes he died after j beat him in standoff
At least I don’t have watermark (I paid for LumaFusion back when I liked editing so2 videos)
Bro you coulda ask vets whats best to invest
But yeah he lied‼️‼️‼️
@unreal sluice you have a channel on yt?
Yup
Open her profile bro
damn, das crazy!
@unreal sluice name of your channel?
In the profile (real)
simp
Do you make fragmovies?
idk let me check
yall asian?
@storm girder i am
o
Bro your profile wth is that 😭😭😭
?
it's probably ironic.
I hope so
Just scroll down
@unreal sluice k
Cuz that gotta be the corniest thing i seen this year
@storm girder u r also an Asian?
Who plays competitively?
yep
Everyone
@simple cargo me but on Singapore server
What rank do you have?
@simple cargo me?
@simple cargo bro am a noob, I don't play it that much last season I was at silver 1
We can't play
Since then I haven't played it
Axlebolt gotta give south Asians their own server
90%? 🤨
Yes
100+ping
i mean in general , not in bio XD
That's why
@whole lotus u r also from South Asia?
fair enough.

Yea
Your bio is in that 10%
i have an asian discord server

what is this thing.
The old standoff avatars
cursed.

They're better
🇨🇿
filipino?
bohemia.
Czech
Bohemia is a province in Czech
Bohemian groove
🇵🇹
Hello again
🇦🇶
I have friend in Czech he's jiri prochazka how to say his name
🔥
Projazka
CR7
Old province was way better than the new one
SUIII
Sui
proof?
Sue
Old province can fit on my back pocket
@lament stream don't need any proof if u ever played in that map
Bros last name is walk (the noun version)
i didn't play on it, so i need empirical evidence of it being better than the current one.
@lament stream since when u started playing so2?
Hi
like half a year ago.
@lament stream oh
Like “I’m going on a walk”
On that map you can go on top of a car and shoot incoming tr from mid
And it was very small
@lament stream i played so2 for the first time in 2018 , after that i stopped playing it
New one is better
Same bro but im not consistent sometimes i stop playing now here iam
The meaning of his last name
who's last name?!?!
New province is better
what last name
Obama's last name
@whole lotus aaah but the stair and the statue of horse, what about thatM
That?
@rich crow yo
walk i guess
What's so good abt the horse statue. In A site there is almost no hiding spot also everything made out of wood
seasonal rank reset.
@whole lotus ‘s friend
real?
@rich crow i know and it was the puppy of my old dog
Why?
Real
I will call him walk now thanks
I was the child of my dog
cuz im blue bronze
It
anyone wanna play allies?
@rich crow not even four months and she left us
Who is Pensteel?
@unreal sluice what's that?
A yt channel
@unreal sluice oh
just win, easy? easy.
be gold
@rich crow i dont even have a device, I use to play on my siblings phone
Bro's nerfed by the standoff god
@rich crow 90 fps
@rich crow r u in high school?
@rich crow yes I know
But i still suck, I don't play daily
Just for fun
and the refresh rate takes like .75 seconds to register when i aim, but as bad as this phone's screen is, it can run the game on max graphics, this phone wants me to be a casual-player skin collector so bad.
@rich crow my device is samsung
I mean my siblings
@rich crow it ain't good as iphone but it's quite nice
it's out already.
No way
yes, update 0.28.1 has already been released.
@rich crow yes
I packed a lizard
@rich crow f2p players just want knife skins so bad
True
The moment bro got the right device it's over for us 😭
@rich crow my farvourite is butterfly starfall
f2p
🐔
@rich crow l
frfr
Mine are those i forgot
Kebab
Yep

@rich crow do you guys eat beef?
Or steak?
@rich crow oh do you like it?
Is it really tatsy?
As I have seen it's reviews online
Is iOS out?
yes
Cap
ok don't
it is


No I hate calories
@unreal sluice k
depends, if you need me to
What did zone 9 do to deserve this madness
Floral real?

seems like
help me, dm
@drifting tangle for what?
crazy
Should I open 6 case
Ril
@unreal sluice u mean real?
For what?
I should
he wants to dm u "thighs”
Ril yez I em russian and no inglish
you want to gamba and possibly lose 600g? be my guest
Lmao
xD
these news cheaters are getting out of hand brooo
Like the rrrrr
eastern Europe best accent
ain't helping
Prezident of USA iz Michael jorrdan
every ranked at least 2 are cheating
Yes sir
@hoary mist maybe ur right
they are like invisible
Expected
you can report cheaters here - https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater.
U asnwered too quickly bro
I was busy sorry lmao
Stop playing competitive for the mean time
Gotta play the update
what if like 20% of players are cheaters ? 💀
@hoary mist l
yeah true
@verbal imp it's too long
Then they ban 20% of cheaters
new tr gun has changed the game
My russian clan leader got banned
its tooooo goood
it's so bad
Now the clan is lost
I hate it
@whole lotus for what?
Idk
Btw I also need a clan
I dont have video proof 💀
My brother's account also got banned for no reason
no reason is 90% cheating
He just used a hack in another account
It was only a suggestion
U can do whatever
@unreal sluice I commented in your video check it out
I saw
<------- my reaction
origin and furious were fire
@unreal sluice mango d
he can make an appeal on the https://help.standoff2.com/en site, by clicking on the red button in the bottom right corner > "Send us a message" > "Other" > "Give us feedback", describe the issue, write your ID and send a screenshot of the ban message.
what yes
@velvet thicket I’ll try work on a gameplay (probably competitive mode) video for next week
Origin and furious collection were fire
yes but idc about the price I talk about the looks
@unreal sluice ok i would like to watch it, though am a noob
idk what the designers are thinking
"let's put some of this bs on this skin and put some colors of vomit on it and make it arcane"
always was
they were indeed yes
@hoary mist till 2021
<------my reaction
put me graphic designer and I would make 100 times better looking skins
nah after the 2 years collection I lost it
any metod to make gold without buying it?
Am thinking to upload so2 videos on my yr channel
resell
wdym
@rich crow just combine uncommon and then sell it, it is more effective
I am noob too
try buying skins, and resell
And try to collect all skins and stickers in season pass
worst method
@unreal sluice am also don't worry
@velvet thicket I will include your comment in that video
@unreal sluice thanks
crafting is so overrated
@unreal sluice u r also Asian?
@hoary mist um
@hoary mist unless u get a good skin
just upload full comp match if u think highlights are too boring to edit 😄
just invest in skins or stickers
Any suggestions??
not worth it 99% of the time
Nice opinion
@hoary mist yes
nice opium 🐦⬛
just look at the market daily for a week and look what goes up what goes down and try to see which is the best to invest
I will
Np
i started uploading full matchs cuz its boring to edit highlights .-.
That's a really good idea
you can get pretty decent inv ( with knife + gloves) without paying
im noob i just bought 7 P350 Tag King -_-
Just add a background music
BRO
@raven shore kshsjsshsjshsj
nah
ump45 beast was 80 few weeks ago 2 days ago was 190
lol
@outer valley why though?
i said im noob i need help abt investing
cuz everybody has a diff taste of music
invest in old skins you will see
Should i wait for Tag Kings?
Hmmmm I guess ur right kindof
or should i sell lol
let me show you smthing
Wait until it's price goes high
I’ll do it on my alt acc because I don’t want any comp matches played on my main
K no problem
Is there anyway to fast pass missions?
Just try ur best
@velvet thicket 73689660 add that acc and u can play with me and be in the video too
Ok
i do that 😄
Dm me your id cause I don't have it on this my phone, and u can also tell me the time
most of the skins went x5 in terms of price
We could play if we could dm
the roi is huge
what should i do rightnow? I bought stupid Tag Kings
sell them
show me your inv @raven shore
@raven shore bro dont blame your self, my brother sold our all skins and bought a box, in which we got 2gold worth skin
Discord?
@unreal sluice yes
My nose hurts
Discord
I gave up on that
I mean dm
Rosie are you a cat
whatt
@velvet thicket I’ll ping you here when I’m gonna play
Yes
Hi all)
a few questions for those interested:
What did you like most about the update?
What did you dislike the most?
What do you want to see in future events and seasonal updates?
h much was inv worth
@unreal sluice Mmmmm k
I loved the new charms and map is decent too
@raven shore 200 golds aprox
Please make pass missions easier
eNcore hello, can i get one promo code
its too hard
Make my day
- I like being able to farm views on yt from updates
- I don’t like that z9 got removed
- In future I wanna see z9 again and province made back to what it was in 2020
I heard zone 9 will come back in Halloween update, like the province
Ok
i liked the update but fps are dropping alot, also add leaderboard for competitive or new gamemode(Like premier on cs2) to grind 😄
@unreal sluice old province was goated
The voice chat fixed.
Fr
can you give examples of hard missions?
Also oh yeah @velvet thicket I don’t have any gameplay videos because I used to stream regularly
@unreal sluice oh
Hlo
Like play 25 tdm and damage missions
thats not gonna happen...
Im waiting for the voice chat since it got removed, it has been almost a year
Make missions easier but less stars
Too many cheaters
@raven shore do daily misson
Liked: capture zone mode
Disliked: battle pass skins, new collection skins, new sounds added for knives, soundtrack, music, new knife
What I want to see: better skins and modes
loved the update and new TR weapon new chameleon case is great with great skins the BP isnt my taste in skins im awaiting the new knifes
Like score 30 points in arms race
also can u fix your servers(protection i guess)? cuz netwing/fakelag and invisible hack exists (i guess) cuz of your servers -.-
I don’t anymore lol. I can’t stay on the game long enough to have a decent stream
Encore what are the chances to get a knife for free in the rewards after a match
I’m thinking of streaming chess tho
@unreal sluice oh
@unreal sluice I don't know how to play chess but am thinking to learn that
I’m rlly bad
Chess is noice
I also do Rubik’s cubes
Encore after I tell him I didn't like the entire update: 
@unreal sluice I don't even know how to play it💀
xD
Tell him
I did
You would beat me straight away
And ?
please fix server issues ex: noone that has over 150 ping should be on my server with 40 ping
What he said?
@unreal sluice nah I never played it
He's still in shock
When i grow up i wanna be a pilot
@charred bluff
- voice chat fixed.
- movement of the player, it feels like im not free
- hitbox fixed
Will he be okey?
Ever heard about roblox
Hope is safe
@unreal sluice roblox
A ping based matchmaking is a good idea
@unreal sluice I also play Minecraft
Martinnnnnnn
@unreal sluice r u good at it?
exactly
damage is ok xd but 25 tdm is boring
@outer valley yes
@ancient vale only English here, please.
Oke
I only play by myself and just go mining.
Sema
Yeah, teamdeath match should be 7 mins not 5
not missions

@unreal sluice on mobile?

iPad

I would love to see better badges
2020
oh no!
why do u want smth visual
i want leaderboard so i can grind
Martin dont play standoff standoff its haram

I love to play like just go strip mining for hours
Lame req
are there any active codes
Ive been playing this game for too long so only visual things would make me happy
Z7SO2S7
It’s a good req
I um have like 10
Also could u pls stop pinging me so much xd
Worlds I play on
K
My guy's being led on 😭😭
Oh never mind I also have many worlds
Thx
Oh ok
The new gamemode control
It's a good addition but personally I wish it was on defuse maps
I dislike lbmm (level base matching making) because my lobbies are much sweatier and my lobbies are barely full most of the time
It's just annoying to hop on expecting a casual experience just to try ur butt off to lose anyway
I dont know what I want to see in the future updates honestly
YEP
eNcore can you make another legendary map like training outside
I wanna see a coins shop
Polygon
Anyone know investing here?
No cap training outside sucks!!!!!
🐡
Hope we could trade gold for coins
Fr
Coins for gold
@sage kraken why are you ga
Just a spawn camping simulator
There is still a lot do add but they prefer to add some skinns that dont even Look good
Anyone who plays coc?
Looking for team ID: 14214985
Im joining
Looking for someone to play with to help me get my rank up i am transferring from Codm
@spring lichen m also
Okay
My lawyer said I cannot answer this question
Add me
@stray violet oh my lawyer said that u r suspicious

I dont do coc
Hey can someon tell me 1 code ?
ID:14214985
Z7SO2S7
@dapper terrace 4321
Poop
Poop
What
8 digit ID that starts with 1 is crazy
My back hurts
What !?
🐂
I dont care
@ocean pewter mine also

💩
🐪
My back is like this
I need to use straight machine
🐂
Am just in high school but still it hurts I don't know why🙂
Are u on your phone all day
Spelelelelelel
What happened
Spoop
I wrote wrong or?
I have 2
Spoop chant
Slelepepepepepee
Spoop spoop spoop spoop
ID:14214985 Nickname Fersontes
👊😎
Looking for team to push rank
🦕🍤
What
I think u ran out of pills
Mine is 7 digits and starts with 3
🦕 _ _
Wdym its avarage
🐋
🏇 : 💨
fair
🏇💨
mine is 6 digits starting with a 2
i’m just kidding
8 is funny

And wb u
8
- i dislike the new map - i like the new weapon changes and weapons - and i hope to see better knives/skins/gloves and maps
starts with 1 

no!
8:6
why ur asking for skin
The new map is actually decent 😭
😭
no bro like it has so many corner
The map was complicated at first, but now i like it, but i gotta say, there are SOO many hiding spots
hard to rush
I like new weapon, I don't like the uh skin art, and I wanna see the Baseball Bat again 
What are u talking about
scout build
Atleast lower the models, and u can hide only by crouching

literally easiest map to rush 😭
What I'm saying
Sema never answered my question 
what question was it
its basically the same thing but yk
is the iOS update out?
they only can abuse of that exploit cuz the servers dont have enough protection
been out

yes
Ik but I never heard of these
u bought nitro?
fps drop
Is it an app?
rip my 60 fps going down
croissant would be better.
raw baguette
nope, it was zazathoth.

toasted bread covered in butter
😭!
@paper tangle W mans
-.- are u going to say u never played vs gokus? XD killing u "lagged"
So2 servers solos Goku
😭
Nah I have
ez

Noooo!!! I was hopping the iOS update would be pushed back to Tuesday!!!

i beat that stage btw!!
Never thought anything much of it until I saw a hackers pov
nitro worked fr.
Princess diana
nice job

nitro boost
all i need is money and ill be fine in so2
turns out, the drones just had high def, so i deployed a jammer, then a caster, and then the rest of the stage was easy.
specter solo-lane fr.
@daring rivet
so 90% of players lagged are using an app to internet switch which make them lagged
😭 🙏

💳
Scummy as hell
and u can only kill lagged in so2 cuz servers (prob protection) are bad if ur pinged in other games like cs2 etc u cant even kill xD
l rizz
@ancient vale ?

sometimes it be like that
So2.
So2.
Ima play Gaurdian Tales again
I haven't played in a week and I need to finish World 13

iOS?
the website
yea
hi..
ty
how r u guys
ok ty
who are u
🐓
Promocode
U beat me last time and came here and said "no cheating, we are all legit"
then u banned lmao
when bro
w Athena
you talking about bomb glitch
U have promocode?
i forgot it
no bomb glitch damn u guys cheatin
Good night to everyone! does anyone know a promo code?
ios update is out?
Yes
nobody is cheating u are bad
yes
Yes
im not banned
Okey
@paper tangle look at this dude.
ban him
aha
nice english my friend.
Xdd
he is talking about the bomb defusing in its own
bro let me found match wait
results cancelled u damn-
@ruby anvil
results cancelled u nobr
what's your winrate?
wsg
@cosmic garden just spot it before I have to mute you.
Ok!
hello
im going
lmao
What is the best cheap combo with knife and gloves?
guys, i think he's going.
standoff 2 is the best game
What do you think about the new update?
same
what’s your id @ruby anvil
why
I cant found
even if it didnt happen you would still lose the round
u w Athena
My leg hurts
hence the joke part 💀
guys which skin or sticker should i buy with 95 gold
I would instead suggest on buying the karambit gold
Im pretty sure itll go up in value, its a good investment
🐔
J J
who want duo now?
Guys is sticker gun hunting profitable?
Add 114483185
im up for a duo silver 1 tho xD
rank?
whats your rank bro
oh wait i thought you were the other guy, nvm.
it's too low bro.
Comp elite alies campion
what are you ?
w, gl.
hi guys update for ios ???
For how long it was available
I just saw it
Guys Update in Standoff 2 available in the App store
Old news man
U good
Fr bro
Or in app notification
they should have NOT released it on iOS.
Y’all think dragon glass gloves price will change much anytime soon?
yeah.
Guys which sticker is best to invest right now for low budget?
it will be like 2.5k after a few weeks.
soon be 5000g
that's not how it works, everyone likes the dragon glass skin, but not everyone can afford a 3k item, let alone gloves which aren't as popular as knives, on top of that, people will unbox a more, there will be more supply than demand.
It will
@somber nacelle
it should go down by a couple hundred in the next weeks.
It recently just drop so the demand is high
@rich crow thanks for info
Np XD
people are going to buy it, so it might drop and THEN go up.
kinda like haunt.
oh no i was wrong...
wait...
actually.
why do i care, i'm not buying them.
stressing too hard lol xD
real.
Dg combo looks sick ngl
real?
Whata waste
Yes bruh, looks amazing
2% chance to get smth good.



