💬│english-chat

[untold inlet]

Nothinf bro its disconnected me

And i log in it

And its a new account

My account now is online

[outer valley]

yk why?

cuz u bought one acc

and he scammed u

with secondary login

[rich crow]

Lmao

[outer valley]

next time dont buy accs

[untold inlet]

How?

[rich crow]

So you did buy an account?

[outer valley]

he can unlink secondary links

[cunning skiff]

Any info for ios

[rich crow]

1-2 days

[untold inlet]

Yeah i buyed it but there is not secondary login

[outer valley]

u literally can link diff type of logins

[untold inlet]

Not affiliated with Facebook

[outer valley]

he just unlinked

[rich crow]

Blud got scammed @bronze grove

[outer valley]

theres

iif u got a new acc on the same login

its secondary login

[untold inlet]

Brooooo

Hes playing competitive mode

Brooooooi

[rich crow]

Lmao

[outer valley]

why u bought an acc

☠️

[sinful ridge]

xD

[untold inlet]

İts not mee bro i am going to report this guy on website

Whata hell

[sinful ridge]

why didnt u just spend money on the game

[outer valley]

ye bro u bought his acc and u gonna report?

nice iq

[untold inlet]

İ got scammed gg dragon glass butterfly

[outer valley]

´why u spent money on acc u bought

XD

[untold inlet]

Nahhhh bro whyy

[stoic badge]

If u want i can help in dm

[outer valley]

cuz ur stpid

[bronze grove]

Heey) can you give more information in my DM?

[outer valley]

☠️

[stoic badge]

But you have to give me passwords

[outer valley]

but i think u can ban him

cuz its forbbiden sell acc

[sinful ridge]

dude tryna steal the acc tho 💀

[cedar kernel]

iOS out yet 😖

[rich crow]

No

1-2 days

[sinful ridge]

nah

[untold inlet]

Broooooo

[outer valley]

xd

[sinful ridge]

or it updates today or tomorrow

[untold inlet]

İ am gonna report him refund my cash

[outer valley]

xD

[sinful ridge]

How much did u pay

[rich crow]

Just don't buy accounts

[calm light]

nop literally still refreshing the damn page since yesterday 💀

[outer valley]

how much u paid?

[brisk ice]

This guy is a damn scammer. In the same way my brother got scammed

[stoic badge]

But his account is empty

How can i scam the poor?

[outer valley]

right now yes

[rich crow]

[outer valley]

u didnt understand

what he said :v

[brisk ice]

Ok then Fine

[outer valley]

xD

[wise dagger]

Where ios release the update?

[vestal flare]

When the new update gonna come

[rich crow]

1-2 days

[inner pollen]

brrh how does it works
ofc im asking for educational puposes

[untold inlet]

Beo

[sinful ridge]

1-3 days

[bronze grove]

Will be out

[untold inlet]

How he changed the account

How

[bronze grove]

1-2 days

[brisk ice]

Why this chat is spamming about the release of update on iOS

[outer valley]

u can check linked accs in game configs

[rich crow]

You probably gave him email information

[outer valley]

.-.

[calm light]

Brainless be like smh

[inner pollen]

yeah then its mine both

[untold inlet]

@rich crow i have the email rn

[outer valley]

he unlinked his acc from that secondary login

[untold inlet]

No one logged in

[outer valley]

its quiet simple

[inner pollen]

means how do a third person takes over my account?

[outer valley]

u dont need to login in the secondary login to unlink

[sinful ridge]

basic iq

[outer valley]

u just need to main login to unlink

[inner pollen]

can we do that ?

[slate shell]

Guys just dont buy account?

[outer valley]

.

[inner pollen]

how do a make my second login main one?

[rich crow]

1000000IQ

[calm light]

U give credentials otherwise there’s no way but you’re gonna be too dumb and labeled to do it 🤌🏿

[outer valley]

u cant

[untold inlet]

@outer valley bro i changed the pass and email i set my phone number on it

[brisk ice]

Kid be like WoW my first small Roast

[calm light]

Real

[outer valley]

bro ur braind3@d?»

iq 0 literally

[rich crow]

Rip phone number

[inner pollen]

no no im asking the method

[slate shell]

Blud u could have bought gold instead of account use your brain 🧠

[untold inlet]

Brooooooooo

[outer valley]

I already said he doesnt need the acc u got to unlink the acc

[untold inlet]

İ got scammed

[sinful ridge]

thats literally what i said xD

[outer valley]

next time dont buy accs

[torpid shard]

When is update comin out on ios

[rich crow]

Just message Turan like he asked

[calm light]

Bro basically, if u have secondary login, it means u have one more way to login, but it doesn’t mean that u have to login on the specific platform to unlink it as long as you re in the game

[outer valley]

u can ban him

[lean elk]

Hello, I have a question, is there only for iphone uzers that there no update for SO2?

[untold inlet]

@bronze grove

[inner pollen]

then can we unlink the main one through second one?

[brisk ice]

Tu thoda bkl h kya

[outer valley]

go to his dms

[rich crow]

^^^^

[outer valley]

no

[torpid shard]

When does the update come on ios

[calm light]

Then say bye bye to acc

[rich crow]

1-2 days

[fringe phoenix]

no, leave

[outer valley]

xd

[torpid shard]

💀?

[slate shell]

Who ever got scammed file complaint at help.standoff2.com

They wont give ur item back but they will ban the scammer

[outer valley]

normally scammers put secondary login then wait for the buyer put gold etc and then unlink

[inner pollen]

what do u mean?

[outer valley]

ez gold for free

XD

[sinful ridge]

xD

[slate shell]

True

[rich crow]

W scam tho ngl

[outer valley]

ye just high IQ people can do that

[stoic badge]

@valid lotus lol what a name

[inner pollen]

yeah i sppppportt it too

[slate shell]

Scams are never a W its shows how L u are and ur life is also a L

[outer valley]

the buyer is the biggest L

[fringe phoenix]

[rich crow]

Falling for the scam is even bigger L

[calm light]

The account is linked to the main login platform, the secondary login provides one more way to login not to bind to the account

[outer valley]

Xd

[slate shell]

Yes and the scammer no life i hate scammers

[stoic badge]

I lost 5$ to a scammer once

[slate shell]

Yup

[untold inlet]

Any way can i get my ACC back?

[stoic badge]

And lost 5$ in street

[outer valley]

no

[fringe phoenix]

better file an insurance claim

[inner pollen]

scmammer will not leave of bcz u are dumb
he scamm u either way 🙂

[sinful ridge]

nah

[calm light]

If he wants to return it

[outer valley]

just ban him ! dm turan

u cant sell accs

[calm light]

But less likely

[stoic badge]

My country dollar vallue high

[rich crow]

message Turan like he asked

[outer valley]

i think hes capping

[untold inlet]

İ am gonna talk with the website owners if he just gaved his ID information irl

[outer valley]

or hes npc

[stoic badge]

You can hire hitman for 100$ only

[brisk ice]

Bro now REPENT

[shy echo]

When the update show in iphone?

[outer valley]

ye bro REAL?

[rich crow]

1-2 days

[dusty gorge]

Sunday

[fringe phoenix]

this is the most 13 year old sentence

[inner pollen]

ohh

[stoic badge]

In my country

[untold inlet]

İ did

[blissful mauve]

Sure if u want someone to misunderstood a USP with a banana

[fringe phoenix]

you live in Afganistan?

[dusty gorge]

Tf is wrong with you?

[stoic badge]

No but what problem

[rich crow]

Wonder if so2 will add their own login system

[stoic badge]

Are u racist

[blissful mauve]

Where u from

[dusty gorge]

Hes indian

[brisk ice]

Lmao someone asked the same yesterday

[stoic badge]

What problem with india

[calm light]

Look some leakers said there’s was gonna be one this update

[fringe phoenix]

So there are 100$ indian hitmen?

[calm light]

Obv they capped ong

[stoic badge]

But you need connection with street goons

[dusty gorge]

50$

[fringe phoenix]

I love your country's oil

[brisk ice]

U indian @stoic badge

[rich crow]

Nah they'd do it for $5

[sinful ridge]

you are indian too

[blissful mauve]

At this point when it's sales week they are free

[gaunt fable]

hi guys i got one question

[stoic badge]

Due to overpopulation, human life have no value here

[dusty gorge]

Bro cant u see Afghan kiddo

[blissful mauve]

Hi guy send your question

[stoic badge]

Like you guys kill ants

[dusty gorge]

I am proud to be afghani

[sinful ridge]

cant u see im kidding kiddo

[dusty gorge]

I am proud to be taliban

[sinful ridge]

xD

[gaunt fable]

lol alr so how do you guys get so rich with golds?

[outer valley]

i dont think

[inner pollen]

guys game is bit laggy
is it only for me or u guys arre also facing the same problem?

[calm light]

That’s a business secret

[gaunt fable]

bruh

[dusty gorge]

we got minerals whoever loved it we f***** em up real good

[blissful mauve]

Play , gain coins, open box's, sell skins
Do the battle pass, grind , and don't sell the stickers for years

[outer valley]

create a new one

[gaunt fable]

;-;

[outer valley]

and play!

[inner pollen]

.

[gaunt fable]

oh okayy

[sinful ridge]

real

lol

[calm light]

Well you know sell all your skins and grind uncommon skins on the market

[fringe phoenix]

Anyone who played early on got items that grew to be worth a lot

[blissful mauve]

It's standoff 2 buddy

Welcome to the game

[inner pollen]

💀

[calm light]

LMFAO

[rich crow]

Wow

[blissful mauve]

W ban?

[calm light]

bro

[blissful mauve]

Nope

Got bypassed

[fringe phoenix]

pedo

[outer valley]

yes its the best help! yk they can format your phone and get your ip when u login in one acc from someone

[sinful ridge]

xD

[calm light]

🤌🏿

[outer valley]

[calm light]

🤌🏿

[sinful ridge]

[outer valley]

limao!

[blissful mauve]

Guy just bypassed the "security " of standoff

[calm light]

No way people still falling for that stuff

[rich crow]

Who do I ping lmao

[outer valley]

xd

[calm light]

literally u can search on browsers why bother coming on discord for that stuff

🤌🏿

[vague flower]

Anybody wanna allies

[rich crow]

@silk kraken

[blissful mauve]

Just create a Twitter account 🐻‍❄️

[rich crow]

Uh

[brisk ice]

Bro reddit

[calm light]

[vague flower]

Anybody wanna allies???

[brisk ice]

Defuse

[vague flower]

Y defuse?

[outer valley]

yikes why u play on that

[blissful mauve]

Control point clan war anyone up to?

[calm light]

I can feel you

[rich crow]

When will be the update for ios

[calm light]

I want to see so bad the button open turns out it be update

[outer valley]

xD

[frank magnet]

bruh still waiting on update on ios😭

[brisk ice]

Rn i wanna play casual

[outer valley]

ninja

[calm light]

Nini?

[quiet harness]

should be by 7pm EST today unless apple denies the patch again.

[calm light]

What’s nini

[brisk ice]

Did u take in? Mine

[outer valley]

niniga

[rich crow]

Yes I have iPad and iPhone and I can’t play

[blissful mauve]

Thanks a bunch for the laughs! 🍒 Safety tip: unexpected facelifts are only acceptable in comedy sketches! 😆🤸‍♂️ Who knew facial workouts could come with insurance disclaimers? 😂 Your humor radar is on point – keep rocking those chuckles! 🌟

[untold inlet]

Bro

[quiet harness]

ios update expected in 4.5 hours if apple approv

[untold inlet]

İ quitint this game

[calm light]

Why

[untold inlet]

GG

[noble dagger]

💀

[frank magnet]

how do you know?

[vague flower]

Bro took that way too serious

[rich crow]

Why apple

[fringe phoenix]

🤓

[vague flower]

🇳

[calm light]

Good job proud of you, this game made lose brain cells

[vague flower]

🇮

🇬

🇬

[mental grove]

When will the update be released for iOS?

[vague flower]

🅰️

[vague flower]

Tmr

[quiet harness]

apple denied the patch because of optimization issues apparently, that’s why the update didn’t release same time on apple and android

[rich crow]

nice

[calm light]

Yo that’s bypassing right lol

[quiet harness]

that’s what i heard

[outer valley]

1-3 days after android update

[untold inlet]

How can i ban him ?

[frank magnet]

maybe tomorrow

[quiet harness]

from insider info

[vague flower]

Wdym

[quiet harness]

.

[rich crow]

Who

[outer valley]

Dm turan

[untold inlet]

Anyway to ban that guy

[calm light]

POV ur not mod

[rich crow]

Thx for info broski

[mental grove]

Bruh....

[cosmic garden]

IOS

[outer valley]

dm turan

[cosmic garden]

UPD

ATE

[rich crow]

Bypassing chat filter

[supple galleon]

4.5 or 4-5 hours💀

[untold inlet]

@outer valley i did but how its working

[blissful mauve]

It's out ? @cosmic garden

[cosmic garden]

hell no

[untold inlet]

The ban thing

[calm light]

Means ur going the other way to screw the mods

[blissful mauve]

Oh ight lmao

[vague flower]

:))

[untold inlet]

How can i proof that guy stealed acc

[quiet harness]

7pm EST approximately it should be out says the inside sources

[outer valley]

cuz its forbbiden to sell accs .-. xD

[stray violet]

It's the same thing 💀💀💀

[quiet harness]

so i heard ,

[fringe phoenix]

mods are not here, they still havent banned the spam guy

[vague flower]

Oh well :))

[frank magnet]

why wouldn’t apple approve the update??

[brisk ice]

Bro wait

[calm light]

They’re not in mood

[quiet harness]

optimization issues app store terms etc

[vague flower]

I dunno

[fringe phoenix]

its a friday

[frank magnet]

and?

[vague flower]

Anyone wanna 1v1 or allies

[rich crow]

They won't do anything since you bought an account anyway (against axlebolt TOS).

[cosmic garden]

20k

[blissful mauve]

#1044085342308941944 🤓☝🏻

[supple galleon]

That means for me that the update is released on ios at 1 am💀

[quiet harness]

i heard it was a issue of the optimization that’s why apple didn’t approved the patch, so they resubmitted it

[calm light]

I mean tbh if they want to make it really secure they should be working all week rotating obv but lol idk

That’s what I’m expecting

[frank magnet]

can i play ranked while i haven’t updated the game yet?

[blissful mauve]

Ye

[slate shell]

🥰🥰❤️ what can i say to this

[brisk ice]

For me 4:30am

[supple galleon]

Ye

[outer valley]

19558 :C

[cosmic garden]

nooo!

[rich crow]

Have you ever thought to try?

[quiet harness]

but yea we should all have for now an expectation of around 7pm EST, if it doesn’t drop today 7pm EST it’s gonna be delay for another 1-2 days unfortunately

[frank magnet]

no

[outer valley]

plz give me subs and views!

[rich crow]

Hm, go figure.

[frank magnet]

okay

[cosmic garden]

I sub u already!

[vague flower]

Why do u have to be that guy
🙋🏾✈️🙇🏻‍♀️

[calm light]

U got intern news looks like

[outer valley]

sub again!

XD

[cosmic garden]

Lol

[blissful mauve]

I'm just imitating the mods

[outer valley]

[quiet harness]

yes i speaking with my friend who is close in russia

[supple galleon]

When you play on iOS after an update released on android and not on iOS yet,then the game is gonna give you only iOS players

[blissful mauve]

Since there's none

Lmao

[calm light]

HUH

[outer valley]

share in your tikotekos

[quiet harness]

he speaking with guys who have the log form from dev

[outer valley]

XD

[rich crow]

Ok?

[vague flower]

Anyone wanna like my tiktok video?

[fringe phoenix]

no

[blissful mauve]

We good.

[vague flower]

😦

[rich crow]

Especially since you randomly drop the hard r

[frank magnet]

what’s ur @

[gaunt marlin]

Ios time update ?

[rich crow]

1-2 days

[calm light]

LMFAO

Real

[vague flower]

TheSpyHot

[radiant wasp]

When is the update 😂

[quiet harness]

expected for now for around 7pm EST (if apple approv)

[blissful mauve]

25pm

[rich crow]

1-2 days

[radiant wasp]

1-8 days

[rich crow]

No

[radiant wasp]

1-90 days

[outer valley]

1-30 days

[rich crow]

Ok

[frank magnet]

here u go like mine too

[rich crow]

1-999999 days

[vague flower]

Update is in 1-90 years for ios

[radiant wasp]

1-9999999999 years

[gaunt marlin]

Ok

[calm light]

Millenias for an update

[lean elk]

Hello, the season 7 not too long ago arived and there was an update for season 7 yesterday, but I play on iPhone and there is no update for season 7, but there is on other devices, so what should I do?

[rich crow]

At least you can't blame axlebolt

[radiant wasp]

Wait

[gaunt marlin]

Waiting …

[quiet harness]

anyways guys, go check update in 4 hours and 30 minutes if it’s still not out there was another issue and it will be more delays

[rich crow]

Wait 1-2 days

[frank magnet]

apple needs to approve the update

[vapid gust]

its called get them to push it

[calm light]

There no issue they’re jusy not in mood

[gaunt marlin]

I can play standoff2 with old version

[vague flower]

Bro can somebody play standoff with me?????????

[quiet harness]

no, it was issue

[frank magnet]

is anyone here from balkan?

[gaunt marlin]

Crashgame @@

[radiant wasp]

Yes

[quiet harness]

all my homie hate serbia

[gaunt marlin]

Sorry

[calm light]

Ok who’s issue I’ll go blame him and sue him

[gaunt marlin]

Can’t

[lean elk]

Lithuanian

[frank magnet]

there isn’t only one country in balkan😭

anyone knows slovenia🇸🇮?

[gaunt marlin]

I can’t matching rank

[calm light]

Bro got target

[quiet harness]

man , albanians are no cool

no offense

they always fighting

or drinking

[stoic badge]

Hahahahhahahahh so funny

[vague flower]

There is Romania also 🇷🇴

[rich crow]

Racial slander isn't allowed here

[gaunt marlin]

🇻🇳 #1

[rich crow]

[outer valley]

[quiet harness]

where

albania isn’t a. race

[stoic badge]

@blissful mauve Can you help me

[frank magnet]

i agree

[radiant wasp]

Don’t rob me

Pls

[stoic badge]

Lol

N word hahahaha so funny

[radiant wasp]

Wdym

[frank magnet]

me romania be careful👳🏿‍♂️

[gaunt marlin]

In vietnam we say Nhu 🆑

[stoic badge]

Me albania be careful

[untold inlet]

A moderator can help me too ban a guy ?

[rich crow]

You gonna say he's racist after dropping another hard r??

[untold inlet]

Hes selling acc and i buyed it

[fringe phoenix]

if you say anything in russian it converts you to all the russian channels lol

[untold inlet]

And stealed it

[vague flower]

Actually Ur right 😂😂

[stoic badge]

You both should get ban, selling and buying not allowed

[rich crow]

You're not supposed to buy accounts. Anything that happened during the transaction is your fault

[radiant wasp]

Fr

[vague flower]

Me romanian be kareful

[frank magnet]

Anyone does 🚬🌿?

[rich crow]

Oh

[stoic badge]

Where is mods

[vague flower]

🙋🏻

[gaunt marlin]

Who solo tdm 1vs1 with me in pubg 😭

[rich crow]

Enjoy the ban or mute

[frank magnet]

ye brother

[stoic badge]

But mods have duty

[gaunt marlin]

Your id

[vague flower]

Ok lets go

[rich crow]

They are not mods

[fringe phoenix]

those arent mods

[stoic badge]

N word can't be tolerated

[vague flower]

Cry about it

[fringe phoenix]

🫡🇺🇸

[radiant wasp]

Cry

[blissful mauve]

What's up brother ☝🏻

[vague flower]

[gaunt marlin]

Ibox me your id pubg i make a room

[stoic badge]

Help about that uhmm twitter stuff

[frank magnet]

🤓

[vague flower]

Ok

[stoic badge]

U know what i mean

[blissful mauve]

I can't , idk much about it

[stoic badge]

:+((

[blissful mauve]

I'm celibate

[frank magnet]

me albania be careful!!!

[fringe phoenix]

sounds weird

[blissful mauve]

🐻‍❄️☝🏻

[sullen nimbus]

Hey guys, any news about update on iphone?

[frank magnet]

nope

[fringe phoenix]

no

[rich crow]

1-2 days

[blissful mauve]

Ye according to Huncho (not the Travis Scott song) it's in some hours

[frank magnet]

bro soebody needs to pin a comment about an update for ios

[fringe phoenix]

it will not be read

[stoic badge]

Dang they removed the massage

I was about to report

[blissful mauve]

He did it

To not be banned

Xdd

[frank magnet]

How old are y’all?

[rich crow]

37,898yrs old

[blissful mauve]

Old as a t rex

[frank magnet]

so funny bro🤓

[rich crow]

🤓

[stoic badge]

It mean he don't exist

Coz t rex not here anymore

[rich crow]

False

🦖

[blissful mauve]

Thank you brother 🤓☝🏻

[frank magnet]

yea i get it

[upper dagger]

Any news on iOS update

[rich crow]

1-2 days

[upper dagger]

Really

[frank magnet]

ye

[upper dagger]

Damm

So should be tomorrow then

[blissful mauve]

No just kidding never launching in iOS

[blissful mauve]

Or after tomorrow

[upper dagger]

I would be surprised

[frank magnet]

maybe

[upper dagger]

Ok thank u

[stoic badge]

I like the charms so much

The computer charm

[blissful mauve]

Guys who's winning

[stoic badge]

I will play till 60 days to get that

[blissful mauve]

Jake Paul or Mike Tyson

[rich crow]

Vietnam

[rich crow]

Mike

[stoic badge]

Thats like hulk vs ant

[azure coral]

When will the update for iOS arrive? Any guesses?

[native lily]

Tomorrow

[azure coral]

[rich crow]

1-2 days

[sour star]

John CENA

[cunning karma]

1-2 days later

[frank magnet]

bro have u seen the rules😭

[native lily]

After a while of scrolling...
#🌅│fan-art message

[blissful mauve]

Why can I not see your message

[blissful mauve]

They fighting with head gears

Right

[frank magnet]

only jake

[blissful mauve]

More safety protocols than 8yo fighting

[frank magnet]

mike won’t have one

[blissful mauve]

Makes no sense

Old man should be the one having

[rich crow]

Mike gonna drop him

Nah

Jake gonna need it

[frank magnet]

yea but he can call in logan so there will be no point

[blissful mauve]

Maybe it's fear of leaving the ring with only one ear

[rich crow]

Conor McGregor wannabe

[sweet tangle]

still feels unfair, give Jake some nuclear weapon codes and a gun

[ancient saddle]

Yo

Looking for squad

@everyone

[blissful mauve]

No one got tagged

[rich crow]

Real

[frank magnet]

isn’t this a stand off 2 server?

[stoic badge]

Jake need iron man suit

[rich crow]

Uh

[stoic badge]

Still he is in risk

[ancient saddle]

Anyone wanna play right now?

Squads

?

[blissful mauve]

I feel like they will eventually change the rounds to be shorter

[frank magnet]

yea but mike is almost 60 years old he’s not the same as in his prime

[rich crow]

Still gonna drop jake

[sweet tangle]

but still faster than jake

[frank magnet]

jake’s next fight will be with muhamad ali

[blissful mauve]

Don't know about faster but stronger for sure

[frank magnet]

jake only fights retired people

[blissful mauve]

Bro's making the new Rocky movie and we haven't figured it out

[frank magnet]

hahahah

[blissful mauve]

True

[frank magnet]

i wanna see jake vs jon jones

[blissful mauve]

He fought fury and he lost so I guess he tryna fight to make money now

Prolly in 2 fights it's vs ksi

[frank magnet]

ye

[blissful mauve]

Which KSI will destroy him

[vast bear]

wsp

[blissful mauve]

I wanna see Anthony Joshua vs Fury

[frank magnet]

cringe name

[vast bear]

?

[blissful mauve]

I wanna see fury get dropped like water by AJ

[lost jungle]

when its the update coming out on ios?

[blissful mauve]

1-2 days

[lost jungle]

thx

[minor vale]

is there any free promo codes

[rich crow]

Z7SO2S7

[minor vale]

Ty

[fossil field]

Buth im think you cant use code on old version?

[stoic badge]

No

Ur game will be gltiched

[bronze grove]

@paper tangle

@paper tangle

@paper tangle

A

[stoic badge]

What the heck

[paper tangle]

don't mass ping me

[fossil field]

So must wait for new on ios

[bronze grove]

😎

[brisk ice]

Anyone wanna play

Only ios players

[dense thistle]

I'm here

[minor vale]

Whys that

[brisk ice]

Cuz the version is incompatible

[dense thistle]

Mute each other

[blissful mauve]

Yo buddy @bronze grove they been sending n word emojis and +18 servers in here

[rich crow]

Real

[brisk ice]

With 0.28.1

[rich crow]

#📸│photos

[bronze grove]

Will be punished

[blissful mauve]

Check photos

[brisk ice]

Anyone wanna play? Ios only

[bronze grove]

#1044085342308941944

[cosmic garden]

Wetefamapdate

[edgy mason]

Yep

[brisk ice]

Ok

[rich crow]

W aza

[brisk ice]

Id?

[rose kernel]

What is promo codes?😅

[edgy mason]

Wait

[brittle knoll]

:sauropod_chewing_grass_and_staring_at_the_chat:

🦕

[edgy mason]

@brisk ice

https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/140680898

[ocean pewter]

Nice sauropoding

🦕

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[ocean pewter]

My junk hurts

(I lifted heavy today)

[brittle knoll]

:sauropod_that_stopped_for_a_second_previously_but_then_took_anotherBiteOFgrassAndChewsAgain_while_staring_backwards_towards_the_chat:

[ocean pewter]

You really should buy nitro

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[edgy mason]

140680898

[ocean pewter]

Skip all the carbs and use that money for nitro

[brittle knoll]

I don't even have emojis like that tho

Too much effort

[ocean pewter]

Then make them

[edgy mason]

@brisk ice 140680898

[ocean pewter]

📯🦣

[fresh pine]

Bro

[brittle knoll]

I already have an animation tho

[fresh pine]

Where is maj ?

[brittle knoll]

But still too much work to make emoji

[glacial adder]

ios update ?

[brittle knoll]

It won't even fit in square 1:1

Will be too small

🐓

Hmm maybe a sticker will do it

[stray pagoda]

When

[fresh pine]

Axelbolt release the ios update before I send macron to your studio

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[ocean pewter]

📯🐡

[rich crow]

1-2 days

[rich crow]

Not axlebolt fault

[stray pagoda]

So shouls be tday at 10 pm then

Cua the update was released somwwhat same time

Poop

💩

[ocean pewter]

Nice pooping

[stray pagoda]

Poop

[ocean pewter]

Poop

[stray pagoda]

Poop 💩 🔏

[fresh pine]

Kaka

[kind sinew]

Where are my ios boys?

[fresh pine]

Here

[kind sinew]

We re waitin for updateeeeee

[stray pagoda]

Soon

[kind sinew]

😭😭😭😭

[ocean pewter]

Majority of people here use android

So ....

And ios emotes aren't even good

[rich crow]

1-2 days

[ocean pewter]

🦕

[rich crow]

🐴

[ocean pewter]

🦓

They saved budget with this one

[rich crow]

🐈

Real

[ocean pewter]

Same design but different colour

[rich crow]

[ocean pewter]

🐴 🦓

[rich crow]

Messi🐐ed

Don't know

[bright sable]

[rich crow]

What server

[brisk ice]

Anyone wanna play?

[bright sable]

Me

Alies?

[rich crow]

Why not pick one?

Sure

[robust lagoon]

My frend wanna play tournament so how can he play

[rugged trail]

Hlou

[rich crow]

Send me yours

[brisk ice]

Ok

Bro add me

@rich crow

[ocean pewter]

I wonder how people eat moldy cheese 🧀

🧀🐡

And not get sick

[finite sparrow]

guys new up for new prome code?

[still oak]

Hi someone hav a iOS? ‘Cause I can’t update 😦 when can I update this f game?

[crystal tangle]

Bro

It’s not out yet.

[rich crow]

I want the update

[soft wedge]

When’s it out on iOS?

[rich crow]

1-2 days

[bronze grove]

@brisk ice dont flood

[paper tangle]

that wasnt flood

[rich crow]

I make food

[rich crow]

XDD no

[crystal tangle]

I swear some of yall be trolling and jus coming in here and be like 😩😩😩 daddy axlebolt please update 💀

[rich crow]

Yes

[rich crow]

Maby you know

[rich crow]

The call out is wild

[warm plover]

🤓

[rich crow]

Gg btw

[crystal tangle]

Who won

[rich crow]

They are waiting for the Apple verification process

[rich crow]

Me

[edgy ibex]

👻

[crystal tangle]

You let a bronze beat you

[warm plover]

can i 1v1 if i'm on the old version

[rich crow]

Most people are bronze, and comp rank don't matter.

[warm plover]

?

[crystal tangle]

Ummm brother are you okay

[warm plover]

sad

[rich crow]

Does anyone really have Sting Mimicry? There isn't a single piece in the shop

[rich crow]

You do allies often?

[crystal tangle]

I play for a team brotha

I don’t do allies

[rich crow]

Does anyone really have Sting Mimicry? There isn't a single piece in the shop

Not for nothing

You call that nothing?

))

why is there no Sting Mimicry on the shop?

[rich crow]

Cuz its nameless and you can unbox it or get it from bp

When it embeds it's not

[jagged vale]

This appstore

[rich crow]

Wsp

[rich crow]

you can't get it from the battle pass, it doesn't exist in bp

I forgot the t

Mb

I meant cant

what is a method by which you can get it

[misty notch]

Any body down to play

[rich crow]

Playing allies or competitive

)))

Good joke

[misty notch]

Yeah

[dreamy tinsel]

Everyone is bronze

[misty notch]

I’m done to play if y’all wanna

[rich crow]

I win 6 matches în allies and got s2

[warm plover]

6 matches with what score and kd?

[rich crow]

True

[cosmic garden]

ios

[rich crow]

soi

[cosmic garden]

oioi

[obtuse ridge]

iso

[warm plover]

u thought like if u win 6 matches with 8-7 score and kd 0.80 u will get phoneix?

[cosmic garden]

valorant

[obtuse ridge]

game of thrones

(not a game)

[cosmic garden]

valorant new agent is they/them

that’s why I quit this game

[obtuse ridge]

@cosmic garden ios out yet?

[cosmic garden]

no!

[ocean pewter]

W

[cosmic garden]

L

[obtuse ridge]

:)I am waiting patiently

[warm plover]

saddly

[obtuse ridge]

🙂 patience

Not me wanting to headshot the apple mods with val as soon as the update drops

[slate vapor]

Hi guys, do you know by any chance when will the update come to IOS ?

[rich crow]

1-2 days

[obtuse ridge]

Before I die (hopefully)

[slate vapor]

@rich crow thanks

@obtuse ridge you have the same issue ? 😂

[dreamy tinsel]

8.2.2. Tournament participants' gaming device is restricted to a 7-inch diagonal screen.
Does that mean less than 7 inches?

[obtuse ridge]

obviously 👀 I am dying inside

[warm kernel]

Yall use headphones when u play?

[obtuse ridge]

nope, that means no ipad

[dreamy tinsel]

bruh

[stoic badge]

I think 6.9 inches is safe

[slate vapor]

I wanted to play with a friend yesterday but unfortunately couldnt

[obtuse ridge]

or tab

or fold

[mossy geyser]

Ok

[rich crow]

Tough life out here 😞

[slate vapor]

Ok guys, thanks for helping me out, hope you have a good day and good luck ranking

[rich crow]

[slate vapor]

Yep :((

[cosmic garden]

ios update

[pine swan]

Is there a so2 trader dc server with non-speculative information content?

[rich crow]

ios update is out

@cosmic garden

[uncut zealot]

Really?

[rich crow]

first apirl

april*

[edgy ibex]

[rich crow]

Yiooo

Damm

Finally got unbanned

[warm plover]

lol

[glossy crane]

Looking for people to play with comp

Dm me

[rich crow]

Donr lie

[rich crow]

Me

[glossy crane]

Alr

Vc?

[rich crow]

why

No

[glossy crane]

Alr

R u a girl

[rich crow]

[glossy crane]

?

[rich crow]

[glossy crane]

I'm not weird

I'm a girl

Not a guy

[storm dagger]

Is there a promo code for this month or the previous month that is still valid?

[rich crow]

[glossy crane]

Just trying to find a girl bestie

Alr dm ur id

[rich crow]

Z7SO2S7

[rich crow]

Cap

[rich crow]

Which one

One is gold 4 and 1 is gold 3

[glossy crane]

don't believe but I'm

[rich crow]

Sec

[glossy crane]

@rich crow

Gold 3

Ur main

Send me ur main

[rich crow]

Dont have a main

[glossy crane]

Why did u get banned?

[rich crow]

Apparently they said i scammed someone

On discord

[glossy crane]

Oh

[rich crow]

Its on vpn now

1 sec

[glossy crane]

Dm

[storm dagger]

thx bro btw where did you get the code?

[rich crow]

from

Beholder

[rich crow]

Wait

Are u 0.28?

[brittle knoll]

🐧

[dull summit]

How to install new update on standoff

[rich crow]

Standoff Live yt channel

[rich crow]

Ios gotta wait

[warm plover]

I have send a support ticket to apple appstore, to make the update 0.28.0 more faster

[rich crow]

ISO can download new patch?

[warm plover]

no

[half sluice]

Lmaooo

[warm plover]

bahahahaha

[rich crow]

Sadly

[warm plover]

They're also mods and who knows

[tired minnow]

how to update my standoff on ios

[warm plover]

u can't rn

u need to wait

[tired minnow]

dang

[sharp harness]

.

[ocean pewter]

Nice penguin

But it will be relevant in winter

[supple galleon]

Ping Eugene

[queen prairie]

What they did to the val and m4a1 is criminal

[supple galleon]

Ask him if the update’s ready

[tawdry glacier]

how much

[queen prairie]

Should be 30 boullettes

Not 25

[ocean pewter]

Nice rule breaking

[supple galleon]

They made the m4a1 25 bullets?

[queen prairie]

Yeah

[supple galleon]

Bruh i forgot abt this servers rules k?

Its like

[queen prairie]

Rules were meant to be broken, like buildings, or people

[supple galleon]

A year since I last said smth here

[tawdry glacier]

dudes

how much do u gotta wait for the ios update

[queen prairie]

Like 2 years

[verbal imp]

It's fine

[tawdry glacier]

approximately

[supple galleon]

1-2 days

Maybe a few hours

[tawdry glacier]

yeat better

[tawdry glacier]

what

[supple galleon]

They always release it on iOS the next day

[verbal imp]

In my personal opinion I'd make it 20 instead of 25

[tawdry glacier]

fr?

[supple galleon]

Nah thats wrose

[queen prairie]

Eww

[supple galleon]

Considering the m4a1 a good accuracy weapon(balance) thats what matters

But 20?

Nah

Make it 8 bullets

[main rock]

Hi guys my mewing season is complete

[verbal imp]

Better than 20

[main rock]

I am edging rn

[main rock]

I think 1 bullet better

[supple galleon]

Bro but still

The AWM

Was so op when it had 10 bullets

But now

[brisk ice]

Yes

2022

[supple galleon]

Its a God weapon with those 5 one shot bullets

[main rock]

But can't aim

[brisk ice]

Obv. More is good

@main rock wanna play?

[main rock]

Drop id

[brisk ice]

Dm?

[main rock]

I need to buy data so tomorrow bro

Ok dm

[brisk ice]

Ok then tmrw

[supple galleon]

What weapon do y’all think they should add?

[hexed igloo]

he hell naw 🗣️🙅

[supple galleon]

Besides the Val

[fickle spire]

When is coming update

[brisk ice]

A med kit

Is a better option

[supple galleon]

Did you mean: When is the new update coming

[queen prairie]

Mini shield

[hexed igloo]

its enough arsenal

we dont need another one

[queen prairie]

2 years

[supple galleon]

Revolver…

[brisk ice]

Bro Med Kit could be a good option

[main rock]

But this is not pubg

[fickle spire]

O think 3

[supple galleon]

Too much

I think

[queen prairie]

We need da chug jug fr

[hexed igloo]

what Revolver gonna do in term of gameplay bro

[main rock]

A rpg would be cool

[queen prairie]

Shoot ppl

[fickle spire]

A tank is good

[verbal imp]

So nothing then

[main rock]

American moment

[supple galleon]

Lol

[rich crow]

.

[brisk ice]

Why not tsar bomb?

Russian too

[main rock]

This is russian game so why not add a putin statue

In a new map

[supple galleon]

💀

[brisk ice]

And hit him with bullets

[queen prairie]

True

[long tree]

when is the update coming out for ios

[peak obsidian]

Why is update only available on Android? My cousin is very sad about this and we can't play together, and does anyone know when we will be able to play on ios?

[supple galleon]

They have their studio in Dubai tho

[queen prairie]

In 2 years

[tight shadow]

1-3 days

[supple galleon]

7 PM EST

[tight shadow]

Wait what im ios

[queen prairie]

In 2 years

[brisk ice]

Bro wait for 3 hours

Hopefully they may release

[hexed igloo]

tell this to the appstore team, they will be so touched they had to approve the update faster

[supple galleon]

Tomorrow might be a good date since they always do this

[hollow canopy]

For 3 hours is new update?

[tight shadow]

Standoff 2 prob hates ios

[hybrid charm]

in standoff?

[queen prairie]

Buy a samsung

[supple galleon]

Did you mean: The update comes in 3 hours?

[verbal imp]

:/

[peak obsidian]

my words will be like bullets piercing through their hearts

[main rock]

Ios take like a week to approve

[hushed jetty]

you guys think ios update might come out at 3 pm or 4?

[tight shadow]

Used to have one but now i have ios

[supple galleon]

Nuh uh

24/48 hours

[queen prairie]

Buy a samsung again

[peak obsidian]

(yes I said this so that mods start crying of empathy and release the update as soon as possible)

[supple galleon]

iPhone power baby

[tight shadow]

Bruh

[supple galleon]

💀

[main rock]

Already 2 days gone

[supple galleon]

They gonna release it only if you beg them until the update releases

Idk if that made sense

[main rock]

but iPhone can't hack so L

[queen prairie]

"Oh someone save me from this dreadfull situation" ahh reaction

[long tree]

i think real madrid is gonna lose to city

[hushed jetty]

real

got called a hacker once when im on ios

[queen prairie]

Chelsea best team fr

[hexed igloo]

"i have a family to feed man 😭"

[supple galleon]

Dream me like my G,don’t get me dirty

[queen prairie]

Its "treat me like white T"

[hushed jetty]

funny how axlebot works on the banned naughty words but not the anti cheat ingame

[brisk ice]

Not sure if delayed then after 1-2 days

[queen prairie]

Blud did not look at the lyrics

[supple galleon]

Nice I got good listening skills

[long tree]

zone 9 > zone 7

[hollow canopy]

Thanks👍

[hexed igloo]

nah that's crazy