💬│english-chat

[fossil field]

Bahahhahaha myb tomorow im hope

[rich crow]

@outer valley look in private

[crisp wind]

okay im gonna ask apple

[fossil field]

Yea do it🙈

[rich crow]

1-3 days

[hollow canopy]

Ok flm G

[crisp wind]

ok

[rich crow]

@hollow canopy

[hollow canopy]

Whyy 1-3 days bruhh

[hexed igloo]

cause appstore slow at moderating

[stoic badge]

@paper tangle bro what about my discord ban

[sour star]

wassup

[paper tangle]

just give me your Discord ID

or the other Discord ID

[stoic badge]

436566719478104096

[rich crow]

Ah done just wanted to know the price for battle pass+75 levels

[sour star]

oh

[paper tangle]

you werent banned

you simply left

thats it

you can rejoin again

and make sure to not advertise selling skins in here too since you were muted for a day for that

[lament stream]

hey.

that dude was Dabor!!!

[paper tangle]

send some evidence

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lament stream]

search pfp in messages and scroll a little.

there's a whole convo where someone calls him out and he changes his pfp.

[paper tangle]

it should be Z7SO2S7

[paper tangle]

hmm

[burnt harbor]

I watched the yt video about the new update and I understood that they removed a game mode but didn't say which, could somebody confirm what game mode has been removed?

[paper tangle]

I cannot check rn since im getting ready to go to work so can you send me the screenshots please.

[cerulean elbow]

Is that normal i dont got the update ?

[lament stream]

i'll do it.

[burnt harbor]

.

[lament kayak]

anyone want to play comp?

[paper tangle]

iOS?

[cerulean elbow]

Yep

[paper tangle]

wait 1-3 days

its because of the Verification Process

[cerulean elbow]

Oh

[brittle knoll]

Shooply shooply dooply dooply pooo

[cerulean elbow]

Ok

[brittle knoll]

🐔🪄

Your shoulder hurts and so your neck does too

[stray violet]

Your toes will fall off in 3

[brittle knoll]

Why my

Why my toes just fell off

[stoic badge]

Aza bro it show invalid link

[brittle knoll]

☹️

[stoic badge]

I tried vpn too

[brittle knoll]

Oh, you flipping pig!

Finally no more toe crowding in shoebox

🐓 🐓 🐓

(my balance is non existent now though)

[stoic badge]

Anyway if ur free let me know

436566719478104096

[paper tangle]

I just said

that you weren't banned

[stoic badge]

But I can't join back

Invalid

[paper tangle]

I did this with a higher up and it seems that you weren't even banned in the first place

[stray violet]

Your feet are now twice as wide

[paper tangle]

either way, you already have an account here so its better just to change your pfp or anything else

@stoic badge

[stoic badge]

Ok

[paper tangle]

No

[stray violet]

@visual oar

[stoic badge]

Yes this

[rich crow]

Hi?

Who have 5 gold to help me?

Hello from hospital guys

[warm plover]

💀💀💀

next day ig

or in 2-3 days

[rich crow]

@warm plover I got beat up bt 3 guys

🤕

What?

[spiral thunder]

Oh no

[warm plover]

ce what ma

=)))))))))

[ruby anvil]

skill related issue

[rich crow]

I didn't do anything wrong, I was walking down the street and suddenly

[warm plover]

=))))))

[stray violet]

@paper tangle real?

[warm plover]

💀ok

[rich crow]

@stray violet is real

[outer valley]

☠️

[stray violet]

Alright thanks

Just wanted to know

[rich crow]

I took the bait myself

[hearty wigeon]

7 days 😢

[random perch]

lol

[paper tangle]

id:customize

[stray violet]

He's not

[paper tangle]

You have a question?

[rich crow]

Broo,It's full of hackers!

[paper tangle]

I was driving to work man

[rain grail]

When is ios update coming out

[fleet kestrel]

never

[warm plover]

1-3 days max

[bronze hull]

my mr hardworking 🙏🏻

[rain grail]

Guys

I opened 2 cases

And got

The legendary tec 9

[queen crag]

When do missions reset

[warm plover]

nice

[rain grail]

And m4 stattrrack

W??

[bronze hull]

last bp was 8 sgt if I'm not wrong

[rain grail]

What sgt?

[bronze hull]

Singapore time

[rain grail]

What abt now?

[rich crow]

When is ipad update?

[rain grail]

@paper tangle When do missions reset

[outer valley]

1-3 days

[bronze hull]

yea we still won't know since the bp js comin out last night

[rain grail]

Ios is like 1-3 days

[rain grail]

Aight

[outer valley]

weekly and daily

[rain grail]

Do yall think its worth to buy it?

[rain grail]

.

Like time

[bronze hull]

ain't the weekly one is obv

[outer valley]

check ingame?.-.

[subtle vine]

New map Is L

[rain grail]

Bro hiw would i

Im ios

[subtle vine]

Not for RUSHERS

💀💀

[rain grail]

Bo

[bronze hull]

it's worth it bc u can get cases and gamble for more luck!

[outer valley]

then why u wanna know xd

[subtle vine]

Even province better 💀

[rain grail]

Gamble

Mhm

[bronze hull]

haha silly me

[subtle vine]

R u ios user

[rain grail]

Thats what i get the worst luck at

[outer valley]

im both user

ios and android

[rich crow]

Optimal

[rain grail]

For later

[rich crow]

Can’t afford tho 🥲

[bronze hull]

dear, no one has bad luck ok? everyone has good luck js trust urself!

[rain grail]

Anyone else who thinks its worth it

[rain grail]

Well

[cosmic garden]

Damn ios

[rain grail]

I bought two cases today

[bronze hull]

they said 99% quit gamblin before they hit big

haha!

[rain grail]

I got m4 stattrack 74 gold

And

Tec9 50gold

[cosmic garden]

damn ios

[bronze hull]

means you're js abt to hit big

haha!

[rain grail]

Bro are you serious or u trynna get me to gamble

[cosmic garden]

I can’t playing w golds

[rich crow]

They better bring back voice chat

[cosmic garden]

pls update IOS!

[bronze hull]

who knowss??

hahaha

[rain grail]

I bought the 7 cases offer and the best shi i got was tag king p350

[bronze hull]

my life itself is gamble alr

[rich crow]

He wants to test your might 🤣

[rain grail]

Anyone thinks its worth to buy the bp?

[rich crow]

Nah

[stray violet]

My brother got a empire case when they first came out and got punk gloves

[bronze hull]

if only at that time u bought 1 more case boy

[rich crow]

The knife isn’t that good

[bronze hull]

ah nvm silly me

[void blaze]

Salam

[bronze hull]

see? he must have trust himself so much

gamble really is a way to get rich

🤑

[rain grail]

Castage whats ur best win

[rich crow]

Also nah

[bronze hull]

black widow

[stray violet]

The he got scammed and lost his entire inventory

[rain grail]

Crazy

My best one was today

[bronze hull]

oh

what is it

[rain grail]

M4 statttrack that costed 30 gold less then a case

[bronze hull]

hahaha! silly him

[rain grail]

I also hate m4

[subtle vine]

Can u came now

For comptative

[rain grail]

M4A1 got nerfed aswell

[bronze hull]

that's js mean the gamble isn't enough 🙏🏻

[rich crow]

I got dual daggers from a case but sold it and bough a Jkommando

[subtle vine]

Dont say this pliz

[paper tangle]

Should be Everyday at 12 pm Russian time

[rain grail]

Why

Its true

[subtle vine]

I use this gun to much

But now it will be changed

[rain grail]

And thats what in normal shiddy time

[rich crow]

Hi

[rain grail]

Same🙏😭

[bronze hull]

it's already changed bud

dw famas is gettin better now

[subtle vine]

Bro comp

Now

[bronze hull]

bet

[rain grail]

Famas recoil is horrrid

[subtle vine]

Im nearly champion rank

[bronze hull]

what serv

[subtle vine]

Can we play

[bronze hull]

i haven't played since last night is that fine tho

[neat stump]

Finally new update

[bronze hull]

good

[subtle vine]

Play ?

[bronze hull]

yea I'm still at 0 match

[rich crow]

Mp7 op

[bronze hull]

what server bru

[subtle vine]

Im ios user

[rich crow]

Where r u from guys?

[subtle vine]

💀

[rain grail]

Frr recoil is so underrated

Mp7>p90

[bronze hull]

😁

[bronze hull]

Indonesia

[neat stump]

What clan are u in?

[bronze hull]

the recoil is soo much better

[bronze hull]

I'm at zsyr for now

[neat stump]

Ooh

[rain grail]

Gn yall

[rich crow]

Kinda like mp5

[rain grail]

Imma head to sleep

Cya

[bronze hull]

ohh u know em?

[bronze hull]

i js woke up 30 mins ago blud

wy goin

[rich crow]

Reset your rank 😈

[bronze hull]

Indonesia

[tight shadow]

Looking for a club

Kosovo

[bronze hull]

yea im goin ham this season

bettin my life for that legend rank 🙏🏻

[rich crow]

Same. I'm gonna want the new charms for when the season is over.

[tight shadow]

I got banned from my old account so i created a new one 2-3 weeks ago

[rich crow]

Why did you get banned

[tight shadow]

I did something too inappropriate

[outer valley]

cheetos

or boost

[tight shadow]

Even tho standoff 2 doesnt care i did something they care

[outer valley]

lmfao

[rich crow]

Impossible 😔

[rich crow]

1v1?

[bronze hull]

yo anyone tryna play rn

[tight shadow]

Lol in da new acc i putted 18€

[outer valley]

nah, i go play valorant 😄

[void blaze]

Me

[tight shadow]

And im trying random ahh promocodes

[rich crow]

Ah alr

[bronze hull]

I'm fine w eu serv since asia is die anyway

[tight shadow]

Whats ur id

[bronze hull]

aight bet

[void blaze]

Competitive if u want

[outer valley]

u aint getting anything for "leaked" promocodes xd

[bronze hull]

lemme get my id rq

[tight shadow]

I kind of tried a bit much that i cannot see them anymore

K

[void blaze]

Ok

[cosmic garden]

if I buy 100x5 gold this is cheap than buyin 500 gold

[rich crow]

no it's not

[cosmic garden]

In my country

[void blaze]

Im downloading the update rn

[bronze hull]

aight

[rich crow]

oh well then do it

[cosmic garden]

I will not buy gold never

enough

I dont wanna waste my money w games

[hexed igloo]

does anyone have the dg gloves

[bronze hull]

why not waste when u can gamble?

[void blaze]

U can gain hold without spending tho

[bronze hull]

haha!

[hexed igloo]

i need a review

[cosmic garden]

true!

[void blaze]

The right mindset

[tight shadow]

Added ya

[cosmic garden]

What it means to find your dreams

[tight shadow]

@inland sorrel i added you

[bronze hull]

wya

[void blaze]

Come true

[bronze hull]

I'm on lobby rn w Q

[cosmic garden]

are you ios

[bronze hull]

nah

[tight shadow]

Im ios

[cosmic garden]

damn

[cosmic garden]

what’s your rank

[bronze hull]

@inland sorrel stuck on loading again ffs

[cosmic garden]

I bought scorpion

[void blaze]

What your ranks

[tight shadow]

Im my old acc it was gold 3 now in da new acc i didnt play much i added 18€ cuz why not and now in this new one i created 2-3 weeks ago its bronze 2

[cosmic garden]

damn

[bronze hull]

it is unrank i believe

[cunning ether]

new game new hacks

[void blaze]

Im in silver 1 rn

[bronze hull]

no i got it 1 min before this

[void blaze]

With the new update i will go unranked(maybe)

[cunning ether]

sup kebab

[tight shadow]

@bronze hull whats ur id

[bronze hull]

u alr got rank? lmaoo

yea

[cunning ether]

deleted

[cosmic garden]

SUP mert

[bronze hull]

wait

[cunning ether]

whats ur fav skin in the chamaleon case?

[tight shadow]

@inland sorrel i added you

[rich crow]

Guys j komando prism is 800g right ? will you be more expensive for 1000g?

[void blaze]

Im coming

[cosmic garden]

what the hell is this chamaleon case

I didnt see anything bro

I’m damn IOS

[void blaze]

Im downloading the update wait for me

[cunning ether]

the new box or whaterver

[tight shadow]

@inland sorrel accept

I added ya

[cunning ether]

lmao xaxaaxaxax

[tight shadow]

Todat i played 3 hours

[cosmic garden]

who is Ranger

[tight shadow]

💀

But i didnt play ranked

[sour star]

im unranked

[cunning ether]

dont know

[cosmic garden]

are you ios?

[cunning ether]

i m unranked too

[rich crow]

Who want to buy j komando for 850g?

[cunning ether]

no he is 02

[tight shadow]

I an

[cunning ether]

not ios

[sour star]

yes

[tight shadow]

Am

[cosmic garden]

okay bro u are bronze

How can we play w

[tight shadow]

Bro its da new acc

It doesnt matter

[cosmic garden]

dude

Comp comp

I’m master

[cunning ether]

it maters

matters

[tight shadow]

Bro i dont play that much comp

I play ally more

[cunning ether]

u bronze in ally too

[cosmic garden]

I tryna find for ranked

[rich crow]

Dragon glass gloves being 3499 already is so predictable

[tight shadow]

Yh im near to silver one in new acc

[cosmic garden]

Come rank

[tight shadow]

Bro

[sour star]

no

[cunning ether]

oh

[tight shadow]

How abt we play normal 5v5 in defuse

Why not

🙂

[void blaze]

I fìnished downloading the update

[cedar kernel]

Can someone do me a huge favour and DM me when iOS is out

[tight shadow]

Bro just restart

💀

[void blaze]

+when they gonna add the voice chat into the game

[tight shadow]

Yhh

[cosmic garden]

wdym no fym

[tight shadow]

True

[rich crow]

No one knows

[rich crow]

It'll be announced

[paper tangle]

It’s just waiting for 1-3 days

[tight shadow]

It would be fun

Very fun

[void blaze]

Fr

[cedar kernel]

Didn't for season 6

[rich crow]

Why the update not working on iPhone?

[tight shadow]

Bruh wor

Wot

[cosmic garden]

breathe

[cedar kernel]

Gotta wait

[rich crow]

Untill a Russian starts screaming at you

[tight shadow]

Just mute them 💀

[rich crow]

Too much effort

[tight shadow]

Kind of

[void blaze]

Ye im in unranked rn

[rich crow]

Have fun scream at him as-well

[tight shadow]

Like 80% of the ppl are russians

[rich crow]

when is the new season ?

[paper tangle]

It’s because of the iOS Verification process, which is going to take 1-3 days.

[tight shadow]

Bro

[paper tangle]

It’s already out but for iOS wait for another 1-3 days.

[tight shadow]

Who wanna play already

[cosmic garden]

why

damn ios

ill change my phone

[rich crow]

thank you for the info

[supple furnace]

Does anyone have a promo code?

[cunning ether]

i guess i was lucky to get legendary skin in 25 boxes

[paper tangle]

No problem

[rich crow]

Z7SO2S7

[void blaze]

The new box looks good ngl

[rich crow]

True

[supple furnace]

@rich crow I already use this code🥲

[cosmic garden]

Thanks!

[rich crow]

Then there is no other

[rich crow]

Dawg calm down lol

[sour star]

dont wanna

[hushed trellis]

where do i report hackers

[chilly wigeon]

I want a clan who give salary for good players

[cosmic garden]

shut up James!

[floral birch]

Val is op😭😭

[paper tangle]

Follow this article https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[floral birch]

that's not a thing....

[cosmic garden]

I hate u j4m:3s

!

[cunning ether]

there was a bug where my gold doubled

but then they fixed it

due to market overload my gold got doubled

[bronze hull]

shut up james!

[cunning ether]

but after sometime got fixed

[chilly wigeon]

I want a clan

[cosmic garden]

I agree!

[cunning ether]

should have invested it into something

[cunning ether]

i dont

[chilly wigeon]

Serious clan

[cosmic garden]

why u dont mert!

[rich crow]

Wouldn't of been spendable

[tight shadow]

Looking for a club

[cosmic garden]

What’s your rank

[cunning ether]

there is no clan named serious clan

[rich crow]

#1044085342308941944

[cosmic garden]

Wrong #🛡│clans

[cunning ether]

really?

[chilly wigeon]

Gold3

[rich crow]

Not even listed for me mb

Got no access 😔

[cunning ether]

like i had 43g , it went to 83g

after sometime back to 43

[cosmic garden]

86!

[rich crow]

Not really double but close

[neat stump]

Wait isnt rank already resetted at this season

[cunning ether]

like the skin i sold , it gave me 40g

[cosmic garden]

it is

[rich crow]

Yeah

[cosmic garden]

Are you ios?

[paper tangle]

Should be already, and for the rank roles it’ll be reset once the iOS update comes.

[cosmic garden]

Ok

[cunning ether]

anyway i m happy i got a legendary from 25boxes

opening

ez 40g

[cosmic garden]

I will open case

I will sell butterfly

to buy 10 case!

[cunning ether]

bad finantial advice

[tight shadow]

Me level 1 standoff rank plastic 1😔

[cunning ether]

financial

[tight shadow]

Hahaha jk

[lime palm]

When’s the update coming on iOS

[tight shadow]

1-3 days later

[chilly wigeon]

@cosmic garden look dm

[bronze hull]

omg is someone confessing to u wizy

[neat stump]

[cosmic garden]

[cunning ether]

no one confessing kebab

kebab no lobe

sad

[rich crow]

Do you know why I don't have access to clan search?

[cosmic garden]

kebab!

[cunning ether]

wizy kebab not me kebab stupid

🇹🇷

[bronze hull]

is this a no?

damn

poor guy ig

[rich crow]

brawl stars better

[paper tangle]

You most likely turned that off, you can check on id:customize to turn it back on.

[cunning ether]

i love so2 ( i m mentally unstable)

[thick bolt]

Promocodes?

[paper tangle]

Only Z7SO2S7

[proper gyro]

moment

[cosmic garden]

lier

[bronze hull]

aight is someone willing to play rn

[rich crow]

Oh, I actually do have it but it's the Russian one 💀

[hexed gorge]

hell nah

[bronze hull]

I can't play w that Q guy 😭

[hexed gorge]

full of cheaters

[paper tangle]

yeah

[bronze hull]

even tho we both unrank

[proper gyro]

gonna be awake for 14hrs today

with 3hrs of sleep

:D

[cosmic garden]

Are you ios?

[proper gyro]

3-4hrs

crazy

[bronze hull]

aww🥺

[paper tangle]

You need some NyQuil dawg

[proper gyro]

dawg im fasting

[bronze hull]

bby ion got no ios

[proper gyro]

cant eat

nor drink

[bronze hull]

lmaooo

[cosmic garden]

okay then go find ios device and go ranked

[proper gyro]

🐓

[paper tangle]

that’s medicine

[proper gyro]

still drinking

[bronze hull]

nah

[paper tangle]

Damn

[bronze hull]

I'm still lovin my Android

[cosmic garden]

I love android

damn IOS

[bronze hull]

ikr

[paper tangle]

Gotta hope for your immune system to work

[bronze hull]

we both love android doesn't that mean we like each other?

romantic

[warm kernel]

iOS is terrible don’t cop.

[cosmic garden]

🥰

[rich crow]

True

[warm kernel]

This is coming from an iOS user

[cosmic garden]

that’s my bf guys

@bronze hull sup!

[bronze hull]

wait what i got to be the bf?

hellnaw

[cosmic garden]

are you girl

[bronze hull]

i mean i got wood but

[warm kernel]

Don’t we all

[cosmic garden]

are you girl!

[bronze hull]

I'm a guy grrrr😡

[cosmic garden]

okay then you are my bf

[warm kernel]

Dig deep enough and you’ll find that everyone has a wood in them

[bronze hull]

ahaha ikr

[neat stump]

Ur a girl

[open arch]

how downbad are u guys?

[cosmic garden]

I know a girl here

@lament stream

[neat stump]

Yes python

[bronze hull]

how am i ur bf when u're not even on my dc friendlist 🤫

[stray violet]

It's real!!!!!!!‼️‼️‼️ @paper tangle

The realerest

[bronze hull]

no!

[cosmic garden]

Hmm

[neat stump]

Yes!

[cosmic garden]

then add me!

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh

[stray violet]

[bronze hull]

wise word

I'm js tryna bait u actually haha!

[polar ice]

Is that the dc way of asking for someone’s number?

[mellow rover]

Sharp case at 95g

[bronze hull]

so that adding u won't be awkward

[mellow rover]

☠️

[cosmic garden]

😭

[neat stump]

Probably yeah

[paper tangle]

Neko

[stray violet]

It was at 80 earlier today

[paper tangle]

hi

[bronze hull]

this guy rly get it

[cosmic garden]

Sup my g!

[mellow rover]

Wussuup

[cosmic garden]

SUPP!!

[cunning ether]

nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8

[paper tangle]

wsg bro

how you doing

[mellow rover]

I was at work 😭😭☠️

[cosmic garden]

Wsg bro

How u doin

[polar ice]

Wsg

[cunning ether]

wsg

[mellow rover]

Im good im good how bout yall

[cunning ether]

msg!!!

[paper tangle]

Nice

[bronze hull]

ion think my girl is like this blud 😭

[cosmic garden]

we doin good

[bronze hull]

masculine ahh

[polar ice]

Cool

[cosmic garden]

LOL

[mellow rover]

Good to read🙏🏾

[bronze hull]

yea all good yk

[cosmic garden]

Good man

[paper tangle]

@mellow rover you need some good stuff

I can slide some

[bronze hull]

gotta love life yk what i mean

haha!

[cosmic garden]

u need some good stuff supa

[warm kernel]

Zaza talk?

What good stuff

[stray violet]

[polar ice]

Zaza

[cosmic garden]

ZAZA 🚬 💨

[paper tangle]

You can head over to this article here https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[mellow rover]

What kind of stuff👀

[paper tangle]

[bronze hull]

raport

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

Who wanna teach me?

[bronze hull]

🫦

[warm kernel]

lol wtf

[cosmic garden]

ZAZA

[warm kernel]

Lip bite is crazyyyy

[polar ice]

Teach u how to raport?

[bronze hull]

zaza hits hard at this hour

[polar ice]

Sure

[neat stump]

Why dont u just made a report channel

[rich crow]

Nuh

[bronze hull]

😩

[paper tangle]

Tried years ago (it didn’t work)

[rich crow]

I mean English

[mellow rover]

There was a report channel back then

[warm kernel]

S02 while off the Za goes crazy.

[polar ice]

Nah I don’t speak it either

[neat stump]

No like information on how to report cheater or report a bug like that

[bronze hull]

we can do it slow

[stray violet]

Mfw booster chat gone

[bronze hull]

u wanna start fr the basic or?m

[paper tangle]

Too bad it was really awful and scrapped

[gilded flower]

i dont think there was a report channel u could only report it to comms officer

[mellow rover]

Doing it like neok CS

[rich crow]

Really?

[polar ice]

Either u locked in or just trolling around

[paper tangle]

mfw high ranks chat gone

[stray violet]

Oh yeahhhh

[bronze hull]

yeaa u like it slow too?

🫦

[cosmic garden]

who wanna play ranked

[rich crow]

Nope

[paper tangle]

eNcore deleted it because he got nabbed on

[cosmic garden]

in 0.27

[warm kernel]

Fax

[polar ice]

@stray violet why chicken

[rich crow]

:((

[bronze hull]

boy u ain't no rapgod cmon now

[paper tangle]

Why not

[polar ice]

Fair enough

[stray violet]

Mannn

[warm kernel]

U got called out

U ganna take that

[bronze hull]

bby get an android or smth

[cosmic garden]

I will!

[bronze hull]

omg nice

[rich crow]

Ok

[outer valley]

or get an PC

[paper tangle]

it literally started with me saying nab to him as a joke and some Russians took it too far and got perma banned

[cosmic garden]

I will get pc and hmmhm

🇺🇸🦅🦅

[bronze hull]

wym ok 😭😭😭 I'm cryin hard rn

[stray violet]

That's funny

[polar ice]

Merica

[stray violet]

[bronze hull]

how can u take someone insult like that

[cosmic garden]

u didnt see

[left zephyr]

yall worst gamemode?

[rich crow]

Don’t cry

[outer valley]

and u can play the new update ! ,valorant and CS

[warm kernel]

Training

[bronze hull]

HAHAHA

[outer valley]

[bronze hull]

dw I'm cryin from laughter 😭

[cosmic garden]

If i get pc i can play standoff new update and w hmhm

[paper tangle]

It was just a goof a silly little tomfoolery that’s it

[bronze hull]

what's mmhmhm

[rich crow]

Come to our room

[left zephyr]

what

[cosmic garden]

Hmhm

[outer valley]

ye, just like me FR!

[cunning ether]

ropz steam name

no one saw it right

[bronze hull]

@cunning ether "edging to this"

[cosmic garden]

yesswtf u are playing w hmhmm

[cunning ether]

who

[bronze hull]

mhmhmh

[neat stump]

Can i ask u one question?

[cunning ether]

ropz?

[left zephyr]

editing to what???

[unreal sluice]

Yo

[outer valley]

[paper tangle]

Go ahead

[bronze hull]

u ask u

[neat stump]

Is selling golds prohibited?

[paper tangle]

Yes.

[neat stump]

Ooh

[bronze hull]

me w myself everyday

[cunning ether]

i can ask u a question

[warm kernel]

Can I say ||goonmaxing||?

[cunning ether]

yes

[cosmic garden]

No its not sell me 3k for 1 dollar

[warm kernel]

Oh dear god

[paper tangle]

well I mean you technically did

[warm kernel]

No

[cosmic garden]

Good deal!

[warm kernel]

I feel wrong now

[bronze hull]

smart girl fs

[warm kernel]

That shouldn’t be allowed

[cosmic garden]

🚬🥰

🚬🐔

[stray violet]

Can I say

[neat stump]

Best price🤑

Lmao

[left zephyr]

im mewing 🗿

[cunning ether]

double it and give it to the next person

[bronze hull]

what can i say🗣️

[paper tangle]

Gangster fish

[late egret]

@everyone who want compe?

[cosmic garden]

🍀💨🚬🕌🐔

[rich crow]

How to talk with girls?

[cosmic garden]

dont talk

[outer valley]

just talk

[next isle]

[stray violet]

Don't, they're scary

[warm kernel]

I got u with an ez pick up line, guaranteed to get you a good one bro

[vague flower]

Anyone 1v1 awp?

[late egret]

[bronze hull]

it's as natural as breathing 🙏🏻

[paper tangle]

[left zephyr]

step 1: run away as fast as you can

[stray violet]

[late egret]

anyone wanna compe?????

[outer valley]

xd

[left zephyr]

wutttt!

[paper tangle]

Let’s not bypass the filter here

[stray violet]

[bronze hull]

u don't even know? maybe I'm actually a girl right?

[stray violet]

I have an idea

[bronze hull]

and u alr talked to me

[cosmic garden]

inuno I hate cus U didnt come my clan u can just say no….

[rich crow]

Ok

[outer valley]

[rich crow]

We can try

[left zephyr]

chicken

[paper tangle]

I’m gonna get the old man

[fringe phoenix]

there are no girls on the internet

[bronze hull]

oh man

[stray violet]

Imagine

[bronze hull]

what's w the awkwardness

[rich crow]

Hi my baby girl

[stray violet]

What if I got the old man

[warm kernel]

Nah not like that

[outer valley]

i wanted to join D4MN again

[left zephyr]

bro simping immediately

[cosmic garden]

nick tag go there

[bronze hull]

@cosmic garden how do girl respond to this

[paper tangle]

[cosmic garden]

have u clan

[cunning ether]

franzj presents

bbop

[outer valley]

she would say : kis

[warm kernel]

Dang

[rich crow]

Omg hi machoo

[bronze hull]

oh yeah

[outer valley]

aka keep yourself safe

HAHAHA

[cosmic garden]

d y hv cln

[cunning ether]

keep yourself safe

[left zephyr]

bro not even hesitating

[warm kernel]

Ok revised “hey girl are you mentally slow? Cause you look pretty special to me”

[stray violet]

[warm kernel]

Ayyyeer

It sent

[outer valley]

ah?

[warm kernel]

W

[cosmic garden]

nice tag**

Damn auto correct

[warm kernel]

@rich crow easiest way to bag em

[left zephyr]

my god this discord update is garbage

[stray violet]

I gotchu with a better one

[rich crow]

what are your plans for today my baby girl?

[cunning ether]

so2*

[warm kernel]

“My baby girl”

Lmfao

[left zephyr]

"baba gril" 💀

[outer valley]

[cunning ether]

jk this update kinda good

baby grills

[warm kernel]

Baby grills

[outer valley]

u need to write this "wsp b-ch"

[cunning ether]

baby gills

[warm kernel]

Makes me hungry

[outer valley]

barbie gurls

[rich crow]

What do u think about my big muscles huh?

[mystic pewter]

Com ir com ir

[fringe phoenix]

[outer valley]

[warm kernel]

Can u crush a watermelon with your muscular thighs?

[stray violet]

"hey girl, do you have Tourette's? Because I wanna [REDACTED] you until [REDACTED] and we [REDACTED]"

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

I'm beautiful and you're beautiful but together we will be perfect

[outer valley]

xD

[warm kernel]

This is too good

Someone arrest him

[cosmic garden]

brth

[outer valley]

pedo

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

I think it's fate my baby girl

[paper tangle]

Get in the car

You’ll be interrogated soon

[stray violet]

I want to speak to my lawyer

Please

[brittle knoll]

Hi

I am here

[stray violet]

Actually nvm

[brittle knoll]

☹️

[paper tangle]

Nuh uh

[stray violet]

I'm going to jail man!!!!

[brittle knoll]

🐡 🐡 🐡 _ _

You pig

[warm kernel]

dis finna be u

[paper tangle]

Good

[brittle knoll]

Wait

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

Yea nvm he's guilty your honor

🐓

[stray violet]

Bro's NOT getting paid

[brittle knoll]

🦉

Umm

Actually your honour, your honorable honor, your sweet majesty

He added in [ redacted ]

[warm kernel]

Just keep sweet talking till a lighter sentence

[brittle knoll]

There is absolutely no proof of any implications whatsoever

You can look into the Amazon aws database from discord!

:popodak_tuxedo:

[faint crater]

Who wanna be my friend?

[stray violet]

Look at my lawyer dawg! I'm going to jail!! 😭 😭
The lawyer in question:

[outer valley]

@rich crow he wants but only if ur a gurl

[paper tangle]

Don’t trust him and run away

[faint crater]

He is banned (me)

[fringe phoenix]

[lethal orbit]

How do i report cheaters i have proof

[outer valley]

xD

[faint crater]

._.

[fringe phoenix]

settings -> help -> contact us -> report

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[paper tangle]

Go to this article https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[faint crater]

So

[brittle knoll]

._. 🐔

(brainwash)

🐓

[faint crater]

Who want to be my friend?

[outer valley]

[fringe phoenix]

[paper tangle]

No

[outer valley]

yes but they wont ban prob

[unreal sluice]

@brittle knoll imma drink seed oils

[outer valley]

KEK

[neat stump]

Lmao

[outer valley]

whats that

[faint crater]

Who?

[unreal sluice]

Most intellectual so2 player

[faint crater]

Please somebody

[unreal sluice]

Bad for ur health (I’m winding him up)

[warm kernel]

Devious aren’t we?

[brittle knoll]

The Heart attack following:

😊

[faint crater]

Please just hug me I’m in depression

[outer valley]

"nothing" is bad

[unreal sluice]

Hopefully. Atleast I won’t have anymore school😭🥶

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[unreal sluice]

Hug

[unique plover]

don't you mean the happy fun time

[brittle knoll]

Nice winding

🐓 💨

[unique plover]

seed oils are good for you

[brittle knoll]

Yes

[unique plover]

eat your bugs

[warm kernel]

Chicken go brrrrr

[faint crater]

I’m not joking

[brittle knoll]

Yeeee

[faint crater]

I need to help

Please

[paper tangle]

the bugs are going east

[brittle knoll]

Bugs high in omega 6 too btw

[neat stump]

If u used cheat, u just admitted that you are dumber than bronze 1

[unreal sluice]

Intellectual = smart
Devious = naughty

[proper gyro]

@paper tangle @paper tangle @paper tangle someone is in danger

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[paper tangle]

[stray violet]

"ah what a nice day to drink a glass of water"
(Actually there are 32kg of added sugar to the glass)

[unique plover]

oughh

[warm kernel]

Ew

[unique plover]

banger joke

[brittle knoll]

3 pings = 3 pigs

[warm kernel]

WTF is that

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[unique plover]

where'd you get it

the joke store

[proper gyro]

"Smart and Naughty what does that mean?"

[faint crater]

I don’t wanna be alone anymore

[warm kernel]

Dude what animal is that lmao

[faint crater]

Guys

[stray violet]

Hey man it was on sale

[faint crater]

Please

[brittle knoll]

🐳

[warm kernel]

I’m disturbed. ( stop making me seem illiterate)

[unreal sluice]

Lmao

[brittle knoll]

A very nice animal

[proper gyro]

then don't

[brittle knoll]

🐡
🫴

[paper tangle]

anyone is

[unique plover]

i didn't even notice

[outer valley]

its better living alone

[brittle knoll]

Pet him

[paper tangle]

Best advice

[brittle knoll]

He's been a good boy today

[faint crater]

Better off d..

[brittle knoll]

🦕 _ _

[unique plover]

green fn (friendly neighbor)

[split reef]

Qny one saw the disapeear hackers in the game?

[proper gyro]

then do if if it fixes it

[faint crater]

I can’t

[proper gyro]

102 with armor

[unique plover]

it is in real life so yeah probably

[proper gyro]

so only close range 1 tap

[unreal sluice]

When I was playing with my dog, he scratched me and now I have a scratch all the way down my side

[warm kernel]

Sad

[brittle knoll]

Lol

[unreal sluice]

Screen record the stream as proof

[faint crater]

Cause I don’t have a hand’s legs

[brittle knoll]

Hand's legs

[unique plover]

my bad

[split reef]

Guys theres new hack in the game

[brittle knoll]

Your hands are running

[lethal orbit]

I don't understand how they can have a hack only after a few hours

[brittle knoll]

Go catch them

🐓 🐓

[unique plover]

astute observation

[unreal sluice]

Hackers have no life

[lethal orbit]

Insane

[outer valley]

what

[faint crater]

If u want to ask me how I’m flpng

[brittle knoll]

Easily = code is just changed - hack code tweaked

[stray violet]

He's flpng

[outer valley]

u mean the same hack as always

[split reef]

Ok but wtf its the first day from the update

[brittle knoll]

I imagine they barely alter the code

[split reef]

Wtffffff

[unreal sluice]

Basically my side has a big scratch

[unreal sluice]

Normal for so2

[outer valley]

whats "side" :-:

[split reef]

No its new

[lament stream]

what is it?

[outer valley]

uhum tell me what he do

[brittle knoll]

How so

[cosmic garden]

No nothing..

[unreal sluice]

Like on the side of my body. Where is like my ribs and arms

[split reef]

He disappear and kills everybody

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[outer valley]

its not new

.-.

[unreal sluice]

Are you cat?

[unique plover]

never seen before

[brittle knoll]

._.

[lament stream]

wizy.

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[outer valley]

as been there since last season

[faint crater]

I want to become a stripper

[split reef]

Look

[cosmic garden]

Yes

[lament stream]

why'd ya ping me?

[unreal sluice]

Ok

[outer valley]

LA stripper»

[faint crater]

Yeah

[proper gyro]

Val dmg drop off starts at 16m

[main rock]

Cool

[split reef]

How can i send images

[faint crater]

It’s my dream

[brittle knoll]

Bruh!!! 🗿 🗿 🗿

[faint crater]

No

No no no

[main rock]

@faint crater you can send me images as tryout

[faint crater]

Wait

[proper gyro]

1 tap hs with armor 15 and below

[faint crater]

Ok

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🐔 🐔 🐔

[warm kernel]

lol u a funny one for that

Lmao

[brittle knoll]

Broooo

Aint no damn way

[unique plover]

send vrother to jail

[brittle knoll]

I am leaving this server and uninstalliing

[stray violet]

[warm kernel]

Better hope yall both of mutual age. Pedo sensor might go off

[brittle knoll]

Uninstalliing the cloud hosting it

[stray violet]

Yo mama llama