💬│english-chat

[wintry bone]

I need it anyways

Cuz i wont need the other accs

[earnest barn]

So you basically buy a skin which you put up for sale from the account you will transfer the gold to

[wintry bone]

Ive tried it but it doesnt let me scroll down to mine

[earnest barn]

A tec9 tie dye is the ideal skin for receiving gold transfer

[wintry bone]

I get stuck in like 2.3

[earnest barn]

Filter out the patter number

[earnest barn]

Use pattern based skin

[wintry bone]

Whats that?

[earnest barn]

A skin with a pattern number

There’s a small rainbow cube in certain skins which indicate the pattern number

[wintry bone]

Oh

Ok wait imma try

[earnest barn]

No you cant

Anytime

[wintry bone]

@earnest barn love u bro ty

Sad part is that i wasted 120 g on cases

Becouse i didnt know how rare my old skins was

[earnest barn]

It’s alright man everyone learns from mistakes

[mortal tulip]

@rich crow #📸│photos

[rich crow]

Bro I'm a kind person so I trusted bro

But it don't matter

[mortal tulip]

you cant trust no one here

[rich crow]

Yea ik now lmao

[mortal tulip]

a lot of them are scammer

yeah rio

p

[rich crow]

Yea ima get a job soon so I'll get it back anyways

[mortal tulip]

what did he scam you😭?

[rich crow]

Scammed my scorpion knife tag king akr skin and my boom skin and my state trackers

[tepid shore]

If you are a good player check out my bio.

[rich crow]

Sold them for 0.01

[mortal tulip]

rip😭

Me it worst i got a 2019 account that got scam

with 2019 medal and 19k gold stikers

like 10 sticker

[rich crow]

Dang

[mortal tulip]

but It happen 2 years ago

[rich crow]

My older brother finna be mad as hell

I made him by the sharp bundle for me and that got scammed from me

I owe him abt like 10 now

[mortal tulip]

you got a knife with the bundle

ur lucky

[rich crow]

No I got the tag king akr

[mortal tulip]

oh okok

[rich crow]

I bought the scorpion

[mortal tulip]

ight

[rich crow]

I'm at ground zero now lmao

[mortal tulip]

rip

kaleb wanna play later?

[rich crow]

Sure

[mortal tulip]

im at work now but ill be at my house in around 2h

[rich crow]

Alr

[mortal tulip]

193810349

my id

[rich crow]

Alr ty

[sour shale]

can somone help me to get gold at 2vq

2v2

[verbal imp]

I suck at the game

[rich crow]

Yo what should I get for 11 gold that would make a profit from

Is there any promo codes rn?

[bronze grove]

#1044085342308941944

[bronze grove]

No

#🛡│clans

[neat kettle]

Hi guys, promo codes is work?

Pls tell me 1

[stray iron]

When can i sell Battlepass skins

[bronze grove]

Dude #🛡│clans

[spark stream]

Hello, I'm Portuguese, the Portuguese teams are disabled, I would like to join one, my rating is low because there is no one playing but I have a great sense of competitiveness and I have played in several tournaments. I spoke more or less English, thank you

[ionic surge]

BTW who cares?

[rich crow]

=))

[verbal imp]

Ok

[brittle knoll]

Guys

There's a guy with an attitude selling ai logos

🐓

[primal rain]

m249 ideology

m249 ideology

[brittle knoll]

Nice spam

[primal rain]

nice fake snitch

🦕

[brittle knoll]

It's not fake it's @mystic fractal

📝🐓

@primal rain nice pointy nose

🐓 🐓

[primal rain]

nice trolling me 🦕

[brittle knoll]

Why would I care to troll a pig like you

🐤

You flipping pig!

[mystic fractal]

U bully me

[brittle knoll]

It's called calling out

I think

[primal rain]

wrong reply 🦕

[primal rain]

😲

😢

[brittle knoll]

🐓

Axaxaxaxa

[mystic fractal]

U bully 😥

[brittle knoll]

I foudn the original pig @primal rain

Go erf

[mystic fractal]

Sold For The crash for the time being

Haha nah bhai

Poor and i get bullied from @brittle knoll So2 help me

[brittle knoll]

Nice deflection of shame

🦕

You are probably ashamed because you pretended it's not ai

So it's self-inflicted

[mystic fractal]

Its ai u can believe it

😉

[brittle knoll]

Oh no not the creepy winking again

[ionic surge]

Cheese dm

[brittle knoll]

😨

[mystic fractal]

Bro is waiting for chicken pfp makers

[brittle knoll]

I think

🦕

[spring elbow]

When frosty chaos comes to market?

Thanks!

[fossil pagoda]

Hi

[brittle knoll]

My neck hurts

🦜

[mystic fractal]

🐓

[brittle knoll]

(head twisted 180 degrees upwards)

[brittle knoll]

🐓🤝🐓

Two confident popodaks

Nothing can stand in their way

[primal rain]

why did he turned his butt to him

so rude

❌

[brittle knoll]

🐡 🐡 🐡

Momenttttt

[mystic fractal]

✋🤚

Right

[brittle knoll]

Their movement is limited

🧠🦕

Or not necessary

They secretly have 360° vision so they don't need to turn to eachother

[wooden spoke]

Who wants Scar-L and AUGA3 in so2!?

[brittle knoll]

And they can control bluetooth hands around freely

Also the 2d view is their own canon perspective too

(cartoon logic)

🐓 🐓

[wooden spoke]

I farted again*

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

The flying logos greeted eachother

They both got some sharp smiles on their faces

V

[granite moth]

Bronze peasants

[brittle knoll]

Nice capitalism

At least I'm not sitting on bed all day playing so2 and eating burgers

🐓

[granite moth]

Then why are you fat

[brittle knoll]

When did I say I'm fat

[granite moth]

You are fat

[brittle knoll]

I'm not fat

Who says I'm fat

[granite moth]

Thats what fat people says

[brittle knoll]

🐓

🐡

Why do you have a hunchback?

[granite moth]

You are shaped like a beanbag

[brittle knoll]

And bald?

I'll admit it's a similar logic to what I said about the burgers

🦕

But playing so2 does lowkey take sitting down a long time (better playing than lying down)

[rich crow]

@steep flint

[steep flint]

Ms

[brittle knoll]

And it's optimal to be a little bit slouched

☝️🐔

[timber path]

Damn

[brittle knoll]

(☝️🤓)

((unless you're playing on an emulator))

(((or streaming the display maybe)))

((((or if you have some sort of stand you can rest your hands on while playing at a table))))

(x5 or if you have uhhh if you're using the gyroscope )x5

Prove it

(can't prove it)

🐓

You're on discord for the last 24 hours

Go sleep

Idk how to search member messages on this new poop layout

They removed the api too I think

🦕 🦕

📝

Wait I figured it out

Here's my proof you've been on 24h

🐓

So you could have not possibly planked today

Because

🦕

(pointing towards the message with head)

Sigma

You mean green needle

🦕

I actually got a bit too skinny so I could honestly use some planking

I got to the point I can see my ribcage (not very optimal)

Not how it works

I've been eating fat and lost weight

I need to raise my insulin with some sweet sugar and bread

😼

Yeeee

Insulin resistance top

We humans are like pigs and cows! We need to eat more grainss to get fatter for the (my lawyer advised not to continue )

[rich crow]

I'm Brazilian, but does anyone want to play oega level 15 for me?

[brittle knoll]

I can in fact confirm now if I tried a water fast to clear out the stored glucose, then ate a ton of butter

Like 5000 calories or more worth of pure fat

It might still just go right through

Because converting that fat to energy still takes a lot more as a mechanism to begin

A lot more time

🦕

You can technically chew some fibrous food for like a few hours

And that chewing will make you lose energy during eating

🐓

And the fibrous food will also not get broken down

🦕 🦕

Nice pig

But does he have a certificate!

😡

Unlicensed

He must be stupid

I hope he doesn't go around giving tips about what is considered bad food, otherwise I'll have to file a cease and desist

[lapis prawn]

Vannak magyarok?

[vagrant ivy]

MP5 the best gun, no🧢

[lunar tapir]

Cap

[lapis prawn]

Fact

[obsidian onyx]

wsp everyone

[cosmic garden]

YO

[final night]

When is update?

[cosmic garden]

i need helper

Why there is no helper

[old pumice]

Why is battle pass skins took so long to be drop in the market?

[cosmic garden]

i need helper

[rich crow]

is there a person who shows what weapons are busted on standoff 2? where can i find it

[shell hearth]

hello guys

[cosmic garden]

i need helper

where tf helpers when i need

[rich crow]

:))

[cosmic garden]

like they have 20 helpers

and

Not online

[glacial adder]

@bronze grove

[cosmic garden]

not online

[glacial adder]

he is come now

[cosmic garden]

oh he is

[bronze grove]

What's issue?

[remote linden]

Hi who wanna play match with me

[bronze grove]

#1044085342308941944

[lavish sandal]

When's the update comingggg!!!!!

It feels like years bro

@merry hill tell me -_-

[bronze grove]

Please check our announce regulary #📣│announcements

[lavish sandal]

Like in a week or two if not specific :/

Alright

[lavish sandal]

Already doing (⁠θ⁠‿⁠θ⁠)

Sure brother 🫡

[teal dome]

[lavish sandal]

[stable nebula]

What fake

[vagrant ivy]

Yeah glock is pure John Wick style

Love it

MP5 + Glock = Best Combo

[mystic ice]

everyone comp?

[subtle vine]

Hlo

[subtle vine]

Yes

[brittle knoll]

Hey hey wake up

🐤

This is a public space

You flipping pigs!

Planks seem so underwhelming tbh

But muscle contractions are technically still valid for muscle building

Alone

[sleek gorge]

Any info about new BP ?

[brittle knoll]

Because it's all about blood flow

The nutrients still go through

🦕

Trust the process

Static holds are also a thing in weightlifting

It should also be helpful for functional training, imagine slip into a canyon and you react by planking over it (just an example)

🧠 _ _

🦕

[brave knoll]

He's not

Sadly

[wild spade]

Hi guys

Does anyone want to compete with me?

[merry wagon]

Me

[merry wagon]

Id?

[wild spade]

But my rank silver 4

[merry wagon]

Np

I am bronze

[wild spade]

Owww thank you very much

[merry wagon]

Give me your I'd bro

[wild spade]

One minute

94137752

[merry wagon]

Wanna vc?

[magic atlas]

Hi

Devs will remove sharp collection in next update ?

[paper tangle]

Yes it was announced on #📣│announcements

[rich crow]

Root acess removed= more cheaters

Thats crazy

Getting wallbang every time and my pos to obvious

From silver to elite with 10-0 match history

I had 2300 mmr

I got 2115 now

Thats crazy

[magic atlas]

Can i make good profit if i buy sharp collection skins and sell em after the update ?

[paper tangle]

probably

[magic atlas]

Ok thx

[paper tangle]

personally for me I won’t do it

[magic atlas]

Why

[paper tangle]

Cuz I’m broke

[magic atlas]

Sorry for you my friend

[sour star]

he spent 70$ just 3 or 4 weeks ago

[earnest pecan]

Next case to be removed is fable, i think its better to invest in those then sharp but idk tbh

[magic atlas]

They’re deleting sharp

You can see it in #📣│announcements

[paper tangle]

the hell do you mean by that

[narrow briar]

I bought a case

It was 1$ for 50 Gold and a case

Definetely worth it, knowing 100g is 2$

[sour star]

idk man

[narrow briar]

You get what you'd get for 1 $ but with a case added

[sour star]

u spent a ss of u getting kara claw

w haunt gloves

4 weeks ago

[paper tangle]

that was literally a few days ago

not 4 weeks ago

I literally bought them

and it wasnt even that much to begin with

[rich crow]

Anyone knows other cool servers?=^

[paper tangle]

No

anyways

[paper tangle]

The hell do you mean that I spent more than $70 USD

[sour star]

what😭😭

how much do u make per month bro

[paper tangle]

literally not much

like 1.3K per month

[sour star]

do u live by urself?

[paper tangle]

No

I live with my family

[raven anchor]

Guys

[paper tangle]

how would I go on my own on this economy

[raven anchor]

Can anyone help me with an issue

[paper tangle]

even eggs are expensive

[rich crow]

Thats good if u live with ur familly still

[raven anchor]

In my previous rank we faced a hacker and I have video proof

[rich crow]

Damn

[sour star]

how much for eggs?

[paper tangle]

https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/5324067-how-do-i-report-a-cheater

[raven anchor]

Any way that I can show it to ppl responsible w the game?

[paper tangle]

for a dozen its already like 13-15 USD

a whole box $20

before it was like 10

[sour star]

50?

[grizzled quiver]

Sa

[paper tangle]

yeah

[sour star]

i mean thats still alr

[raven anchor]

Thank you

[paper tangle]

its rising per month

[rich crow]

WHAt

AYO

[patent nexus]

Do you have any clan for standoff???

[sour star]

[rich crow]

Go EXCL

[verbal imp]

Oh naw

[paper tangle]

hes not making it

[cedar relic]

hi

[tropic scaffold]

How to get promocodes

[paper tangle]

here are three ways to get promo codes (ranked from worst to best):

Events. Like the season 6 dune event graffitis.
Youtubers. Sponsored youtubers sometimes get promos from axlebolt that they can share with their viewers
Sponsored tournament live streams ("Standoff 2 Cybersport" youtube channel). They give out the promos during random points in the stream

Note: The second and third methods have a redemption limit i.e. only a limited number of people can redeem them. You gotta be fast.

Credit: Changba

[tropic scaffold]

Thanks

[zinc fog]

Comp? I cannot talk in player search

[steel nebula]

Scrim 20pt??

Anyone?

[paper tangle]

you need at least 2 langauge roles

[zinc fog]

Ahhh okag makes sense, i removed them

[rich crow]

do you know telegram channels where promocodes are given? I'd like to enter too

[steel nebula]

Scrim 20pt pls

[rich crow]

a friend is in such a channel but I don't know which one it is

[hard wedge]

helo

[unreal sluice]

Yo

[hard wedge]

Anyone tryna play?

[unreal sluice]

I don’t play anymore

[hard wedge]

bru

[unreal sluice]

I have good medals:3

[hard wedge]

sickkk

ima go play xd

[frozen widget]

yo yo

[unreal sluice]

Yo

[frozen widget]

how are you

guys

[unreal sluice]

I’m Oki

And u?

[frozen widget]

fine

woo champion rank

me too

[rich crow]

You have a rank?=°

[frozen widget]

Those who made bugs in the game were very excited

[unreal sluice]

Can you all show me your medals?

[verbal imp]

Show

[unreal sluice]

Yes pls

I wanna see medals

[frozen widget]

Silver 2023

mine

[unreal sluice]

Ooh

Nicee

[unreal sluice]

Wanna see mine?

[frozen widget]

oki

[frozen widget]

you have nice medals

[bronze grove]

@paper tangle helou

Still alive?

[frozen widget]

uh

[unreal sluice]

Thanks:3

[paper tangle]

busy on a comp game

[cunning ether]

donk simply too stonk

[bronze grove]

Which game 🤔

[frozen widget]

Isn't there a rank increase tactic?

[bronze grove]

You cant

[bronze grove]

You can find those in YouTube

[frozen widget]

I need to research

tactics and other

[cunning ether]

just play like donk

ez rank increase

[frozen widget]

[cunning ether]

donk easily the best rifler in cs2

right now

[devout flare]

When will the battle pass skins be released?

[paper tangle]

Valorant

[bronze grove]

[paper tangle]

this week or next week

[devout flare]

We waited 11 days

They say we must wait 14 days

I think we will come tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, or Wednesday

[cunning ether]

spirit won

damn

[compact wing]

Hello

[dull crane]

rank anyone phoenix ,gold

[tepid shore]

Yeah,dm me we need one more

[dull crane]

what server?

i need singapore or hongkong

[bronze grove]

#1044085342308941944

[dreamy quiver]

Does anyone know when will the new uptade releases

[bronze grove]

Nobody knows

Please check our announce regulary #1044085342308941944

[dreamy quiver]

Okay thanks for information

[sour star]

[bronze grove]

You are welcome

[viscid rivet]

yoo pookie

[bronze grove]

Heey

[viscid rivet]

hru

[bronze grove]

Same

What about you?

[viscid rivet]

what 😭

im alr

[azure phoenix]

Anyone allies

Almost silver

[bronze grove]

[bronze grove]

#1044085342308941944

Check

[viscid rivet]

i cant type in any channels on there

[azure phoenix]

I did

[bronze grove]

You must take english role

[viscid rivet]

i might buy those graffs they cool lookin

[bronze grove]

Then you can write all channels

[bronze grove]

[viscid rivet]

but hella poor rn

:,)

[bronze grove]

Nothing we can do

[bronze grove]

So check id:customize

And take your english role

Then you can write all channels

[viscid rivet]

a

still nop

[dull crane]

when are you guys going to fix match making?

[bronze grove]

Because you didnt take it

Just click button

[viscid rivet]

WYM 😭

[bronze grove]

What's issue??

[dull crane]

i'll be getting high elo enemy sometimes elite

[bronze grove]

Check dm l will send example video

[viscid rivet]

oki

[bronze grove]

l sent it

✅

[bronze grove]

So there are no rules about your enemies will be same rank for you

[rich crow]

if i make yt channel

[glad ivy]

where's jesse

[rich crow]

do you guys support me

[glad ivy]

jesse ?

no jesse

[wintry bone]

Anyone allies?

[brittle knoll]

🦕

🛹

(roblox skateboard sound effects)

((roblox default skateboarding static animation))

[rich crow]

rank?

chef got ban

[brittle knoll]

Me I'm jesse@glad ivy

[rich crow]

mute

[brittle knoll]

Real

Nice simulation

Are you his alt?@2fine.legend

🦕

[rich crow]

noo

never mind

tf

he type bad word

[drifting whale]

wish buterfly i need to buy?

[rich crow]

dragon glass

[brittle knoll]

Hell is a bad word?

🐤

[drifting whale]

can u show it?

[rich crow]

for standoff 2 yes

[brittle knoll]

Wow

[rich crow]

damn

Whats ghe best crosshair settings

[brittle knoll]

Nice misinformation

Fresh alt for spreading misinformation I see

[rich crow]

i think he got mute cuz when he type this message was deleted

[brittle knoll]

📝🦕

[rich crow]

and hes gone

bro i am not alt

[brittle knoll]

He deleted it himself

After 5 seconds

Not instantly

[rich crow]

What are the best crosshair setting s

then he dies not get mute

[rich crow]

find your

[brittle knoll]

See that's an auto mute potential

All caps

[rich crow]

LMAO

[brittle knoll]

📣🐓

[rich crow]

jesse how old are u

[brittle knoll]

I'm not jesse

I lied

[rich crow]

nc

[brittle knoll]

I'm shoong

I'm shoong years old

[rich crow]

who’s fcking jesse

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🐔

Wowww

[rich crow]

i want to see her

[brittle knoll]

The audacity to say a bad word

!!!

[rich crow]

How do i make that it shows how much bullets i have in my gin

Gun

[brittle knoll]

I cannot believe this

[rich crow]

talent

[brittle knoll]

Wowww

The audacity to assume gender

🐓

[rich crow]

sht

[brittle knoll]

Wow

[rich crow]

TALENT

[brittle knoll]

The audacity.exe

[rich crow]

LMAO

💀

shoong where are u from

How do i make it do it tells how much bullets i have in my gun bro

[brittle knoll]

I'm from shoongland

🐡

[rich crow]

what the hell is shoongland

[kind kindle]

What rank is everyone

[rich crow]

gold

[brittle knoll]

A country duh

[rich crow]

not possible its country

[brittle knoll]

U asked me and I told u

So what else could it be

🦕

[rich crow]

are tou from disney land?

[brittle knoll]

Ew

[rich crow]

you*

whats ur name

[brittle knoll]

Definitely not, disgusting

My name shoong

[kind kindle]

Where ya'll from

[brittle knoll]

Shoongland

[rich crow]

shoong i am gonna rizz u

[brittle knoll]

Oooh

[rich crow]

georgia

jajaja

[brittle knoll]

You got that hour-old account rizz

[rich crow]

yes cuz i got ban

[ancient dune]

hi

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

[rich crow]

on my main acc

[kind kindle]

Shonda Rhimes,is that u?

[rich crow]

i was saying bad words to russians

[brittle knoll]

Account ban or server ban

[ancient dune]

my account id starts with 21

[brittle knoll]

Dang

Isn't that technically rendering the punishment useless?

[rich crow]

ip ban

[kind kindle]

How old is ya'll

[rich crow]

on server

[rich crow]

17

my instagram

[ancient dune]

and my friend told me i can get money on it

[rich crow]

@oldlev4ni

22337438

[brittle knoll]

Bruh no one asked

🦕 🦕 🦕 🦕

For Instagram

[rich crow]

for girlss

[kind kindle]

Where in England u live

[paper tangle]

nice pig

[rich crow]

i am from georgia

[kind kindle]

Oh

[brittle knoll]

You tryna lure kids to your ig???

[rich crow]

what time is it

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

[rich crow]

maybe

[brittle knoll]

YOO

[rich crow]

gang

[brittle knoll]

Are you okay

[upbeat delta]

1:43

[rich crow]

NO

9:43

[brittle knoll]

Aaand muted

🦕

[upbeat delta]

Nope 1:43

[brittle knoll]

Damn

They removed it

[rich crow]

what

[brittle knoll]

Auto mute

[rich crow]

fck it it does not for with me

I can fck all but i be here

without any issues

i am brother of dev

[brittle knoll]

@paper tangle hello we have a swear bypass here who evaded a ban and is "maybe" trying to lure kids to his instagram, as he advertised it earlier, check the msgs

🚪🐓

🚪

[paper tangle]

name?

[rich crow]

damnnnn

[brittle knoll]

He's right there

Officer

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

🚪 :popodak_peek:

(door minecraft sound)

I also have some bad news

🦤

My bread doughs are no longer rising

I was too slow and let it sit too long (in the fridge which slowed the rising, but still too long)

[rich crow]

lmao

crazy

okay i go to sleep

ppl

i love you all

[brittle knoll]

🐧🛏️

[rich crow]

mom loves you all

[brittle knoll]

I make it without sugar

I wanted puffy bread

But now it won't even rise in dough state

Which would've been crucial

[rich crow]

today i spent 9k golds

[brittle knoll]

Otherwise I'll get something closer to donuts

[rich crow]

i accidently sell my m9 blue blood

[brittle knoll]

But denser

[rich crow]

sht

sh|t

who have balls to type

bad word

[brittle knoll]

Yea thought about that, but likeee

🦕

[rich crow]

i type it

and did not get mute

nice

n?

wym

[brittle knoll]

This is how it be when children are left unsupervised

[rich crow]

LMAOOO

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[rich crow]

17yrs

talent

[brittle knoll]

Childish

[rich crow]

in typing bad words

[brittle knoll]

As I was saying this I took a huge chunk of the dough and chewed

[rich crow]

N

[brittle knoll]

Because I have a hard time controlling my impulses

[rich crow]

what u mesn

mean

[brittle knoll]

Yea

🦕

🐓

I spat it out

And now frying it

Was just a handful

🐡 🦕

Canola oil even

[pallid dragon]

Hello im new

But i has a old acc in standoff

[brittle knoll]

I love canola and sunflower oil

Such a delight

🥰

My heart dances when I sip sip it

🐔

It's so full of health and nature

Bruh the wooden spoon fell behind the oven as I said that

[pallid dragon]

Do anyone want's to be friend with me in standoff

[brittle knoll]

Wudahellll

[cursive star]

Is there a suggestion Channel here?

[pallid dragon]

Do anyone want's to be friend with me

In standoff

Why did you call me racist

[pallid dragon]

My bad

[brittle knoll]

You mean cholesterol lowered!

Cholesterol bad bad bad

Need 0 cholesterol

Healthierst

[radiant mauve]

idi naxye

[brittle knoll]

I am currently under perfusion with sunflower oil

So I can reduce my cholesterol to 0

I am also taking insulin and also have my blood artificialy pumped

I could not tell you why I need them!

It's just how it was meant to be

I'm an evolved human, I am no longer able to produce my own insulin and I am drinking water with sugar only so I can feed my brain, because sugar is vital to life!

Otherwise die

Brain is also 70% sugar

Don't google that, you are a fool if you think google offers accurate information

Just ask a professional!

Yes yes

We are 90% sugar

Wow even less reliable

If you look down on the page "chatgpt can make mistakes"

That's my proof of it not being good

🐓

So if you are doubting that we are 90% sugar, you should ask a professional about that (that way you will lose motivation so I will stay right for longer)

Oh, still determined to find out if we are? Disappear him 🐔👉

[rich crow]

E

[brittle knoll]

#📸│photos

Alright, now this, this was unexpected

Frying these chunks at minimum temp

They actually turned into perfect mini breads

🦕 🦕 🦕

The texture on the outside, the puffiness on the inside

☑ ☑ ☑

Now I know this will turn out fine

[pallid goblet]

HELLO

[brittle knoll]

(as long as I use low temp)

I also don't think I need any more yeast either

🐔

I think donuts are more like suspended on a bar Rather than sitting on a surface when cooking

Oh yeah, btw I think I also got the best dough for bread, 11-12g protein and low fiber (i mean good for achieving good casual white bread I guess)

I just wanted to bake bread alright, first time ever

[rich crow]

Khello people

[rich crow]

Bro this is not the kitchen

[brittle knoll]

What is it

[rich crow]

My territory 😈

[brittle knoll]

🦕

Actually I think I'd need to leave it for longer

Next time

[rich crow]

Yeah you better

[brittle knoll]

If u could use the steak cooking grades here

This was rare

🐔

Rare bread

What's sour bread like

It was a tiny bit sour and unsalted

I used like 1100g of flour

🐓

Because it was sticking too much

I will make croissants next

[brittle knoll]

Funny how tutorials will rather use oil 😂 😂 😂 😂

[sleek gorge]

Any info about new battlepass ? And why we cant sell items from last one ?

Am new

[paper tangle]

Theres no info on the new BP and the the Last BP items should be sellable around this week

[sleek gorge]

TY

[wintry bone]

Anyone up for sum allies?

[primal rain]

🪿

[small jewel]

Anyone know how to contact the people who run the game cuz i got permanetly banned for nothing

[primal rain]

Some day

[torn silo]

Lol

[paper tangle]

Gather evidence that you didnt cheat or you got false banned and send it to the Support Team.
Here's the link 👉 https://help.standoff2.com/en

[small jewel]

Yh but how do i get da evidence cuz i cant even log in any of my acc i acctually made a brand new account and they banned me on that one aswell

[paper tangle]

phone settings like any roots

or 3rd party apps

like show that you dont have any of those

[buoyant spire]

U get banned for a rooted phone?

Holy

[small jewel]

I clicked on da link and there not helping in fact i dont even want my old account i js wanna play da game its good that i didnt spend money buying stuff but i js dont see the reason of banning literally did nothing

I dont even know what 3rd party app is so am sure that ive never used or whatever

[outer valley]

yes

i mean if u dont hide the root yes

[drifting whale]

can s1 buy me knife

[small jewel]

Whats the root

[outer valley]

my nuts

[buoyant spire]

Lmao

[outer valley]

google it

[small jewel]

I meam when they banned me i wasnt that mad cuz i oly had da levels thats it i didnt spend money nothing so i tried making a new account but yh thay banned that one aswell even tho it was brand new

[outer valley]

if u cheated on alt acc with free cheat u prob got banned on all your accs

[gilded flower]

i'm still wondering what axlebolt meant by "can harm the device or THE USER" in the announcement about banning root

[granite moth]

Maybe u downloaded game from 3rd party platform

[gilded flower]

i imagined Magisk coming for me with a knife

[small jewel]

No got the game from google play

[buoyant spire]

Bro try to contact devs

[outer valley]

idk

[buoyant spire]

Or get a new phone easy

[outer valley]

[buoyant spire]

I sell cheap phones

[outer valley]

magisk doesnt work anymore i think :F

only magisk delta

[buoyant spire]

Imma go continue my solo journey on so2

😪

[outer valley]

same

[buoyant spire]

Come boost me :c

[outer valley]

[unique plover]

@paper tangle 😨

[paper tangle]

I honestly didnt see that

[unique plover]

what

[paper tangle]

explaining the joke made it unfunny

[outer valley]

[unique plover]

that implies the joke was funny in the first place

[brittle knoll]

Sci-fi trap music

🐓 🐓

[paper tangle]

donut

[normal shale]

hey how can i get range elite 5v5 on discord?

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[normal shale]

someone help me

Pls

[paper tangle]

like

[brittle knoll]

In clans

[paper tangle]

Elite Role?

[normal shale]

Yep

[brittle knoll]

Oh

🦕

[paper tangle]

make a ticket by DMing the @silk moth

but later though

its offline

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[normal shale]

Ohhh

[outer valley]

[normal shale]

can you verify my rank?

[outer valley]

no

[brittle knoll]

I used to be a big scifi fan and starting 24th ward just now reminded me

(because of scifi music in intro)

Reminded me of scifi trap because it sounds extremely similar to what I could achieve using the basic machines in caustic 3, especially sawsynth

🦕 📝

[outer valley]

[brittle knoll]

I will no longer watch this anime now, il ljust go listen to scifi music now by.. Have fun... And good luck

:podak:

[outer valley]

[brittle knoll]

🐓

I love being so narcissistic that I have public monologues about even the smallest details of random things I do, even when I'm not sharing any useful information, the world totally revolves around me

🐓
🛹

Fortunately I am just a chicken 🐔🪄

That time I got reincarnated as a chicken!

[outer valley]

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

Do you ever wonder what the pumpkin has to say?

Cuz if u do, that's kinda weird maaaan

🐓

[outer valley]

"im gonna eat u"?

😭

[brittle knoll]

Hahahahaha I tricked you

[outer valley]

[brittle knoll]

I made you think that it was something you could relate to

🐓

(laughing)

[outer valley]

🦦

[brittle knoll]

I am such a narcissistic master manipulator crazy saturated fat propagandist scientist lab rat chicken fried chicken skibidi toilet shoong raised eyebrow face poop pee

[outer valley]

u know what "🦦 " means?

[brittle knoll]

He's chilling

Bing chilling

[outer valley]

nono he have a huge stick

[brittle knoll]

What

Selfie stick?

Might explain how the camera is flying top down

[outer valley]

[brittle knoll]

What?

[outer valley]

[brittle knoll]

@paper tangle wow can you believe this

🦕

[outer valley]

[brittle knoll]

The playlists I found were disappointing

🍳🦜

Rancid oil

[outer valley]

funk playlist POV:

[brittle knoll]

Can't hear you

Lalalalala

[outer valley]

Metal playlist

[brittle knoll]

You have commited blasphemy against emojis

Lalalala

[outer valley]

🦦

[brittle knoll]

You have spoken sinfully

[paper tangle]

I can’t believe it

[outer valley]

[brittle knoll]

🚽🐓

:skibipodak:

[outer valley]

gimme me CHOCOLATO!

[brittle knoll]

🐓🚽

He got out!

Get back to work!!

We need to film more tiktoks

🤨🐓

[outer valley]

f tikotekos

[brittle knoll]

(and then he went back into the toilet)

:my_pfp:

[outer valley]

[outer valley]

😭

[brittle knoll]

Let me guess

This emoji means...

[outer valley]

guittar!

[brittle knoll]

📝🦕

You are smart

[brittle knoll]

But what about this

[outer valley]

[brittle knoll]

What is he doing

Oh

🐡

He's having a free plane trip

[outer valley]

I’m a tsunami
I’m a tidal wave
I destroy everything in my life no one’s safe
I’m bout to hit you like a hurricane

[brittle knoll]

But he doesn't have a seatbelt, looks like he's enjoying the wind and extended his neck to increase his surface area, so he can absorb the cloud nutrients more efficiently

His clothes seem to provide adequate shielding against the cold

🐡

Sauropod teleported there in mid air to observe and give this report

[outer valley]

[brittle knoll]

Looks like he just fell, at a speed pretty close to wind resistance

It looks like he is quickly approaching the gro-

Hmm, it seems that sauropod has stopped sending status updates

The situation at hand is unpredictable, I am no longer able to asses the current events

[brittle knoll]

My guess is that the CT will combust spontaneously and then blowfish will turn into a cloud 📝😓

[twin vessel]

inuno

you have any skins with rare stickers

[outer valley]

no

[twin vessel]

oh

[outer valley]

i dont like stickers on skins :F

[twin vessel]

ah

gotcha

[outer valley]

only metal rat on akr carbon

[twin vessel]

i wanna buy a ak carbon

with only halloween stickers

but the lowest one is like 1800

[brittle knoll]

🐔🐔

._. ._.

[rich crow]

Where can I report ru/ssian kids?

[hushed jetty]

i got like 11 scam messages and idk where they even come from or how they found me

[cosmic garden]

want id and ban

hate drake

[pseudo jasper]

Do u wont?

[cosmic garden]

No

do u have vid W carti

[pseudo jasper]

Idk

2 sec

Nope but i have mia vid

))

Even better than drake

[cosmic garden]

who mia

send me

lol

AHHAHA

[pseudo jasper]

Go to google and search

[verbal imp]

Too bad it's like cost an arm and a leg to get

[pseudo jasper]

Nothing here x drake

[cosmic garden]

No

🤬

[pseudo jasper]

Lol

[cosmic garden]

Haram bro haram

🦍

🐸

[cosmic garden]

U love frogs?

🐸

[pseudo jasper]

Do you know her

?

[outer valley]

[pseudo jasper]

))

[cosmic garden]

i dont bro

[pseudo jasper]

💀

Lol

How old are u

[verbal imp]

Lowkey wish I spent money back when the game was good

[paper tangle]

They’re just too good at finding you

[cosmic garden]

surely i know her

kiddin bro

[verbal imp]

Mfw when I have 34 unread messages in my spam folder

[paper tangle]

same

[cosmic garden]

Coundraw so2 right?

[verbal imp]

Yes

[cosmic garden]

lol

He write me too

[paper tangle]

real

[cosmic garden]

he said

i won

how tf i won

[paper tangle]

cool

[cosmic garden]

and he want my password

lol