#💬│english-chat
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There are servers too on discord

No one knows none cant report
yea
I already had like 5 smurfs yesterday on comp
it was not fun
Immo 3 peak against golds and 1 plat

It wasnt fun
Makes it worse imo
because they're really cheap to get
What ? Servers?
its like a few USD
how bout
for an account for Diamond
shut
Yes
get popcorn instead
do job
Everything cheap
im getting popcorn

(im actually gonna sleep)
🚗
Poo poo 🚗
Goodnight

Or i say goodmidnight 🤡
why not both
💩

Get a good rest then
im just gonna wake up
Penguin spin
play games and hangout with friends
and then play games again
and sleep

thats how my days off go
my whole day is wake up go to school, come back home, go pick up my brother, come back home and play games
always the same
Good night
bye bye
My whole day , wake up ,eat , eat more , eat more go gym, sleep
damn
I feel bored
imma go again this math is killing me
Maths sucks
bye bye
Bye
why is the mmr ranking system so bad
i cant even rank up with high kd
i get positive kd, win the game but lose mmr :((
rank diffrence
Is g22 pattern getting manipulated rn?
wot?
Its 3g rn
I think it will go up
It was 2 last nigh
Ill buy 5 for now
You reckon i go for 10?
Bought 11 hope it goes higher
Yo can somone give me a price for some items
Is that ok to post
In #📸│photos
Damn this chat dead
Post what
2 skin so you can give me a price how much would it be there is some stickers on it
Is that ok
Yes


🧈
🦕🦕
🦙🦙
I slept but now my head hurts
🐇
(antennas extended to receive more signal)
Conclusion sleep is bad
🐔
Nice boost
Nice sparkling
Nice parking
You mean tracking
🐇
(ears moving in circular motions forward and reverse to track location because they're antennas secretly)
i have a question
we i play with a cheater in my team@could i get bannen?
i mean i go in random match
mostly no
but if you are friend with them and queue with them then yes
Nice shooping
I searched for the information you probably already knew
🍻🐓
(you were typing first)
nice researching
i was struggling with grammar lol
Hy man:)
Grammarly too fr
Eee when update?
Hmmmm
And when release standoff 3?
I dont know
Plz tell
What rank
Competitive

Login?
Y
@solar pecan
I'm bronze 😦
(combo for "that's cringe")
🐔
🐡
(they took off like he was driving a car)
Seriusly what is that🪨
Why
Blowfish can float
Nice vaporwave
🦕
🐡
Nice laughing
💥
Where suar
I think you need some boar meat
@suar
🦕 🦕
What a pig!!!
🐤
He's also holding the car
With Bluetooth
He's invisibily like
🫲 🫴
Why are they looking at me
I am shy
I think they want me in the car
🐤
Side eyeee
You mean
"give me all your money or he gets it"
Because he's looking at me
This is a threat to me
😨
All my money? Hmmm
$2 and a few cents
Take it or leave it
Is there a new promo code
The fish is struggling to get over that cube put by the boar head
I believe the fish doesn't have good intentions, so good for boar!
That frown is very misleading anyway, reminiscent of the Minecraft creeper
🐟

Hello guys
Helikopter
Damn cool
Any rich guys ??
Yes
Tell me how to join standoff2 tournaments ??
You cant
You need to be profesional standoff two player
Why ?
Oh
Imjoking
Idk if so2 hosts tournaments
But clans do
Are you rich ?m
Not really
hes hella rich
50k+ gold inv
50k plus inv
Ionly have 3k rn which im saving for the battlepass
I need some gold bro
dude he has one of the most expensive inv in this server
Im gonna invest in the spinningg wherl skins
I need a new Awm
he dosnt
shutup!!
Im also a coach
Can u give me some like 50 or 100
For teams
no!!
No fight
yep
Please stop
fake
Papi papi chulo
he's training professional players
I could clap u in a one on one bro
What What neee!?
cap
@rich crow can you give me 100 gold ??
many e-esport player were his students
Lets go u play europe
Im retired tho
yes
ur not t1
@civic rune what do you mean ?
┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
Wut ??
Ok then




:/
concert
times changed

anyone give me gold
you have to deserve it first
All poor me too
begging is forbidden
What i have to do ?
super saiyan
go monkey mode
Uh.-.
super saying
YES
A duel ?? 💀
saying💀
yes
🤨🪶
lmao
🤫🧏♂️

oh
nah he has 5(five)(fünf) important challenges for you
Bro 1 second ill be infront of u the other second ill be behind u
oh so u play w cheats?
What u want me to do ??
No im just a fast player
@rich crow fast player my foot
fast player means fast flicks not fast movement
everyone has same movement speed while running/walking
Fast player notice keyword fast player
Not fast flicks
so u cheat
Buddy ru stupid or what
bc u go above speed limit
u dont get how so2 movement works
numero eins find one piece, numero zwei 1v1 goku, numero drei find the meaning of life, numero vier hier kommt du sonne
and
Im unpredictable
numero fünf
until i wallbang u
1v1 ressy irl
Bro is the owner of standoff2
fr
Shutup bro
give id
Ak vs m4
ak vs ak
🦕
181265578 my id
Wanna play for 10k gold?
hes just trying to help
real
@rich crow
@next ocean
My id 181265578
ion got no gold💀
Add me on my alt
@rich crow sure my id 181265578
88169946
i can play for 8
Lets do it
(Ill let u beat me)
🧢
But u have match booked with mee 181265578
Im that famous ik my id by heart
Cuz everyone kept begging me to coach them
@rich crow only mid
Sure thing
Damn noob bot




Come
and spent over 2k dallahs
Still less than I spent in codm
waste
True
They will release a Pc version tho with good graphics, I might give it a try
You can use the same account as in mobile
literally csgo but the competitive mode is free
hackers gonna be everywhere tho
I just wish they would remove bots from the game
It would instantly become a 9/10 game

nitro aint worth it brah
🕋
@rich crow what servers u play?
fatherpro
im not paying for the nitro
a friend buying it for me


ı had this sticker when the third season came up
and my dumbahh cousin just used it on a 1 gold skin
now its worth like 70 golds
dayummmm
that sticker is 120gold on the market rn
going to buy kumo soon
Fight
How much is it?
but my investments is still on the market
Not bad
i missed the new year marketprices
What is good investment rn
(Have 60)
frosty chaos
When they got on market?
after pass
after the pass end
when everything low
Alr
Hello guys I have a friend that just got banned out of nowhere, it says that it cheats but I've played with him all the games that he has played and there were no cheats involved PLS help how to fix this issue
And what do I do there?
Idk search for it
Ok bro ty
I think bottom right there is one of those chat bots
:popodak3d:

I do not know
mekanik
What tier ru
untiered
Tūt
i was t3
Same
i am ranked warrior now
I cant find good teamTes to play ranked
I never played ranked w team
Idk how u guys complicate this much
I play only for fun
Having a good rank is good
i bet i know them all
Do yk the fried liver attack?
bro named them..
bro talking chess rn💀
real
💀💀
thats chess
No its my own so2 tactic
Hello guys,
Yea ik but let him talk
I named it after the chess attack
ik he is trolling
💀
hi
Can anyone guide me, how to register a team in Standoff 2?
I would like to play in tournaments.
bruh


bro plays chess in standoff 2
Hi
and about aim he got none
Yes sir
Can you help me?
Even tho i havent played in a year
not like me tho 
just search
Probably not since i do have a life
Where?
But we can 1vs1 for fun
same
Since im bored
Servers
bruh
and dm people
And idrc if i lose cuz its irrelevant


In a 1vs1

Would you send me the servers of standoff2?
Search on youtube..
oh alr

But yeah deception if uw anna 1vs1 lets go
A handshake
Changba came in clutch
Respect 🤓
i can beat you in chess
But you wont catch me lacking in chess
and so2 too
Wanna plAy for 1k gold?
no
Show me u have the gold and lets play chess
Ye
we 1v1 for handshake
ye
Bet
Whats ur elo
Cap
lmao
Any chess player would say their exact elo
are you Magnus Carlsen or what
Oh you mean elo in chess
Cool
ohh
Elo idk
WhTs ur user on cc
Yeah i dont think ur gonna beat me
Yeah thats a coping mechanism

Chess com
Lichess?
Ur not taking this serious
I wont play u
U dont even have an estimated elo
- u think u allat
bro is not worthy to play with ressy
Exactly
Great show
someone want 2 play sm comp ? (silver 4)
What gun you like
Hello
and the sudden input lag
Hay
Yep
Im like peak
1298
Im not that good but i play rapid onl
Only
And you dont wanna give me time to think
💀💀
i'm just better
We can play whenever u want bud
Ill put you to sleep
Hows that make sense
Teachjng what
You could give them some tips for sure
Whats jr elo on main
Aha
I went from 700 to 1200 in a month
Yeah
Do u read books?
@rich crow yo coach how are yoy
Im good man hows it goin
Rook and knight mate
Its when the knight is defending the took
Rook*
Lemme show u
Good good hows the team
For what😭
Man thats too much i cant scam you like that
Lets do
0.87
Doing good doing good
Won a couple of championships
Mod but not a mod but a mod
Damn tha good
I mean thay have best coach after all
nice ghost ping
Check photos
Thats checkmate
Hmmm
Blood
U can force it
But its easier to just
Rook and king mate
Yk how to rook and king mate righy
Coach dident know you a chess pro
U have to nnow that
I am indeed a chess intermediate player
Counter?
Or country
Ahh coach i know you are the best
Yes
Its easy
You should know theory after e4 e5 nf3 nc6 bb5
After white plays bb5 you play a6
If white goes a4
You go nf6
If white takes you take back w the d pawn
Coach too smart
And white cants take ur pawn because
D4 attacks both knight and pawn
So u win it back
t1 chess t5 so2
This is just common chess knowledge
Ik ik
Coach another common W
You are so smart
Yes sir
U dont memorise
You have to
Know them by heart
Like
Sir how are you doing?
What i just told u right?
U gotta know some theory Against the ruy lopez
Aka spanish
It should be e4 e5 nf3 nc6 bb5 a6 bxc6 dxc6
🦙
Or its the
Nice gpu capabilities
🦕
What about dx11
Impossible
🦙
This so smart for me
I can assure u that wasnt me
We can vc rn and u can see my voice
I wasnt even on
All i know is i didnt say no n word
I didnt say the n word
But u said the n word
Yeah you
You said it
Well u lied abt me
So i lie abt you
Ok do it
You dont have it
I never said n word
Np show it
Show the video
Pleb
Not happening
I dont care i didnt say the n word
Okay bye
Cool
Also wheres the proof
Of me saying the n word
No one is gonna believe you
Cool
I aint saying sorry beo
Bro
Join the vc
YeH yeah
You dont know allt
Join vc
@round lichen
Get on the gc
Vc
Nahhhhhhh
Alr bro its you isnt it
U stole my pfp yesterday and user and went i
N vcs
Hello
What is ss
@round lichen which skin
Nice ghost pig
Why me off all ppl
Helo
Hi
My neim is alecs
Why you pig!
You can't announce skins ur selling
Oan milion gold i hav
In this server at least
Jk guys
Yea now i know
Can you give me gold?
Who want s to play
Huh why ban me
Nah im just joking
Okay
Bc ur making fun of people
Like i lije racist ppl
I had to ban you
🐤
What is happening
Like i know
Like mate i would never do that
Nice poop
The only suspicion’s are you yoyo cuz ur usually joking alot
I know dude i do t blame none
Ill talk its nkt a problem
yo chat
We’ve gotta fix this once and for all
I hate racism

Im just with family and m not i an english speeking place so yk
Chat is this real?
indeed it is real chat
@rich crow we have to find who did it
take medication
did what
Some racist guy disguised as me stole my pfp
Stole my user
And joined a vc and was being racist
nah that’s crazy
Talking about race? I got a top 5 list worst races
Le Mans Motor racing 1955 was a disaster of its own for example
how do you over consume on food bro 😭
Whey protein
Exactly and its not okay to ruin somoenes reputation
With milk
gotta take less
Hey does ping really matter .. ? 😭😭😵💫
truee
And they are trying to ruin my reputation
But I also ate the remaining margarine before (death sentence)
🐔
My arteries are pooping themselves from the omega 6 rn
@brittle knoll you so random
Cuz as u said the guy had very poor englush
You cheese sniffer
Anybody got a knife yet?
Me
🐶 🐽
which one
Dragonglass karambit
And i have like 3.2k to invest in the bp
that’s clean
After it drops
Yes just a long term investment
And a play knife thats clean
Goes rlly well w my dragon deagle
I like the butterfly knives
I got tha fabM from project X collection it was 5.0 when i got it now its 7 i think
I have a feeling theres gonna be a bunch of cheap knives when the battle pass drops
Everything is rlly expensive
100%
Except for M9 maybe
Its from the facebook thing
except m9 and stiletto
Im not a rlly a fan of the m9 but i am ordering the kumo for 3k
If somoene gives it to me for 3k im taking it
💀
m9 will be most expensive
since its an m9
in the future
I just have that m9 dragon glass connection
W the karambit
is the gold karmambit the most expensive knife?
Nah
I think its the harmony
Daggers
I forgot
You good
I am gonna 🤮
(not actually but kinda poopy feeling)
Damn
The cut is gonna go crazy after this bulk
FR
:heavy_with_muscles:
Shoong
Let me check actually
I am a real person
So fake
Maybe we have a bad connection
Chat gpt
Hello! How can I assist you today?
His AI is trash
Oh, Messi? He's, like, this super awesome soccer player from Argentina. People think he's, like, one of the best ever, he played for Barcelona for a really long time and then switched to Paris Saint-Germain (PSG) in 2021, messi's got, like, tons of awards and stuff
Oh, um, I don't really have a dad because, you know, I'm just a computer program. No family ties or anything. I'm here to help you with any questions or stuff you wanna talk about. What's on your mind?
🌊😄
Shoong is just suffering brain dmg
That's easy
that's like, super tricky math, right? something about numbers doing really fancy dances and stuff. likeee, you have these weird symbols and letters that mean who knows what. I mean, who needs all that when you can just, you know, add and subtract regular numbers? Too much brain workout for me! 😅
🐓
Hmmmm
Basic math 
Is this real
I just stick with regular math, you know, add, subtract, keep it simple! 🤔😬 🐔 🧏♂️
like, 77 plus 33 is, um, 100, right? Yeah, because, you know, when you add 70-something to 30-something, it magically becomes an even 100, cuz it's like, "Hey numbers, let's all hang out and make it easy for people to do math" So, 77 plus 33, boom, 100 ez pz! 😄🎉



