💬│english-chat

[full blade]

Ingame

[peak heron]

In settings of the game

And sell guns , knives for 0.03

[tawdry tangle]

What happened to promocodes?

Bro ur 8

Did promocodes dissapear?

Anybody wants to 1v1?

[peak heron]

Niceeee

I thought it was defuse

But still good for tdm

I forgot my record

💀

I don't remember

But recently got 35 while doing kill 200 people in tdm

No

Check week 2 mission

Kill 200 people in tdm

Hehhe

[woven tulip]

lucky this isn’t 2020

[peak heron]

What

[grand shale]

hi

what good

Same

[rich crow]

Hi guys

Could you help me choose my knife?

[long basin]

guysss suppppp

m9 better tbh

[rich crow]

"Dual dagger demonic" or "dual dagger molten"

Why?

[long basin]

nahhh

only 1k g more

like digital burst

thats good too

[rich crow]

1046

[long basin]

may i ask what ngl means？

sry ma eng is bad

ohhh thx

[rich crow]

What knife?

[long basin]

not after time

its instant boring after u played one round

shush hhhhh

bro i got an 3 on my grade

[proper gyro]

explained why you're like this

[long basin]

lmfao ahaha

[proper gyro]

depends on the country

[long basin]

？ whats t matter？

[proper gyro]

but typically school education is still preferred over internet education

[long basin]

did i say smt wrong ？ if yes i apologize

sry

sry

bro tf is msg

😭

sry

cuz everyone who i know wants a children and family

[primal rain]

[long basin]

sry bro

id want be that mean to u

me？

ya ya

bro where u know that？

stalker

cuz u dont wanna a kid right？

sry

i smt laughs on smt what isnt funny

not rich and not educated xD

[rich crow]

Guys i need cheap skin?

[long basin]

stop the cap bro xD

stc ahah

m9 is good too

or fang

[peak heron]

[gleaming saddle]

Bro I have 12.5 gold or smth😭

I CANT save anything bc I cant get expensive stuff😭

[peak heron]

So save bruh

[long basin]

？

[peak heron]

That's what I am doing

[gleaming saddle]

How

[long basin]

how u gys can save gold

wtf

[gleaming saddle]

I get stuff worth 0.03 gold

My inventory is so empty

[gleaming saddle]

I have a majestic idea

[long basin]

+1

[gleaming saddle]

Amma sell smth and u better buy it for 50 gold

Or am leaking ur adress

(Frfr)

[long basin]

damnnn

[gleaming saddle]

The name of da item is a .. deser egl thundah

[long basin]

damn

[gleaming saddle]

Am brok

Anyways

[long basin]

but yakuza is tbh good too

[gleaming saddle]

Now u have to order a thundah deser egil for 50 gol

[long basin]

or dragon glass

[long basin]

it only cost 0.33 G bro

[gleaming saddle]

No

I am selling cheap

(Frfr)

[long basin]

yes？

[gleaming saddle]

No

[long basin]

now 0.36 G

[gleaming saddle]

No I am selling cheap

Trust

Buy for 50 gol

(NO CAP

(Not clickbait)

[long basin]

[next isle]

🏎️

[brittle knoll]

🪄

🐔

Your back hurts your neck hurts

[lunar brook]

[mossy owl]

@storm scaffold when will be the next update?

Halloween?

[random flax]

which gun?

[long basin]

de thunder

[mossy owl]

oh yeah , at the beginning

[long basin]

de：desert eagle

[mossy owl]

Halloween👻👻

[mossy owl]

i call it Deagle

[long basin]

why u think i write de xD

[gleaming saddle]

Bro why nobody buy my cheap deagle thundah

?

Its ONLY 50 gold?

Add me am a cool guy trust 115614384

[random flax]

M4 Demon ST or M4 Night Wolf?

[gleaming saddle]

I hear green needle

Why 0 friend requests? TvT

[random flax]

people will add you in-game if they like your gameplay.. don't be desperate about it. It's ok to play with random peps.

[gleaming saddle]

Ok so.. based off of gameplay? I dont think anyone would add me man am bad

[random flax]

you will improvise with time

[random flax]

need a suggestion

[hexed igloo]

brainstorm

[sick cave]

Night wolf obviously

Why need m4 demon when you have the default one?

[random flax]

or lizard?no?

[sick cave]

Lizard good too

[random flax]

true

[sick cave]

Get the stattrack version

[random flax]

of? liz?

[sick cave]

Yes

[gleaming saddle]

Bro I have 16 gold les go

[peak heron]

Lessgoo

[gleaming saddle]

There should be a channel for a donation stand

[peak heron]

Donation for what

[gleaming saddle]

I wanna get gold but I dont have expensive stuff

[peak heron]

You can't beg for gold it's against the rules

[gleaming saddle]

Bro read the terms and conditions

Well I ain't beggin

[peak heron]

I know

You are not

[peak heron]

That's why there is no channel of donation

[sick cave]

Better donate for the poor in real life instead of games, Lmao

[peak heron]

+1

[gleaming saddle]

I live in a literal desert

[sick cave]

Don't play game

[gleaming saddle]

How would I find a donation thing

[sick cave]

Get a job

[gleaming saddle]

In a desert?

[sick cave]

No one will donate for game unless you have a friend that could do so

[sick cave]

And yet you still play game?

[gleaming saddle]

I didnt say we didnt have internet

But we live in a semi-desert

[sick cave]

Where you from?

[gleaming saddle]

Bahrain

[peak heron]

Or giveaways

[sick cave]

So there's no job in bahrain? How'd people live?

[sick cave]

Yes

[gleaming saddle]

Bro I live in like the down side of bahrain

Also

[peak heron]

@sick cave butter?????

[gleaming saddle]

Not everyone in bahrain is rich

[sick cave]

Yes

[peak heron]

I didn't recognize you

Omg

💀💀

[sick cave]

That's why you need a job

[sick cave]

Lol

[peak heron]

Now I know

Buttah

[sick cave]

Yessir

[peak heron]

I won giveaway

Yesterday

[sick cave]

Congrats

[peak heron]

Lilith 1k gold

I got 800

I need 5737 more gold how for 10k

Still it's a lot lol

5.7k💀

[sick cave]

You'll reach there eventually, Just keep on saving

[gleaming saddle]

How do people actually get alot of gold

I dont understand

[peak heron]

My gold looks tempting to buy stuff

But I saved

[gleaming saddle]

I play sience season 2💀

[sick cave]

Investment/buy with money

[peak heron]

They buy it coz they are rich

[sick cave]

Ik that feels

[peak heron]

But 10k would be more nice

[sick cave]

Exactly

[peak heron]

But from where the hell I will get 5.7k

[sick cave]

From this battle pass

[peak heron]

Polly not

[sick cave]

Keep on saving

[peak heron]

I didn't even got a EPIC skin from this pass

[gleaming saddle]

Can someone teach me what yall mean by "invest"

[sick cave]

No shi, You won't get 5k from the pass, But you'll get some gold from it

[peak heron]

What should I expect ?

Just rare

[distant light]

🌝

[peak heron]

Bro I didn't even got epic till now

From gun skins

[sick cave]

The stickers will go up in price eventually

[peak heron]

I got both arcane graffiti probably worth like 10g

[sick cave]

[gleaming saddle]

Anyone wanna add me? 115614384

[peak heron]

@sick cave dm

[frozen ingot]

guys i cant change my ingame-name, its empty 💀
any solutions?

[north shard]

same

[frozen ingot]

[north shard]

mines stucl

stuck*

[lone valley]

I know how to change name

[frozen ingot]

yeah but the name is empty

https:// media.discordapp .net/ attachments/843876263181549571/1152529323916542003/IMG_0657.png?width=841&height=472

[north shard]

mines also empty

[lone valley]

[rose dust]

I want to talk to the most authorized person

[brittle knoll]

Nice virus

🐓

[brittle knoll]

Local police

🐔

Or a governmental figure

Idk

[rose dust]

This is not a playground

[brittle knoll]

🐡

Bring me your leader

[tough meadow]

bring*

[brittle knoll]

👽

[brittle knoll]

Bring*

It's a starting letter

🐓

[tough meadow]

fun fact: I have a 64cm circumference head on a 5'6 (167cm) body

[rose dust]

[tough meadow]

I literally look like that alien

[brittle knoll]

:sp:

[north shard]

imagine

[brittle knoll]

🦕

How did u measure it

[tough meadow]

dm an english mod i.e. {ax}

[brittle knoll]

Also

Not if u build muscles

And work on your width

You'll look more like a tank

🦕 🦕

[tough meadow]

measuring tape thing. It's around 62-64 cm depending on which part of the head you're measuring

[tough meadow]

see, the problem is I can't workout like I used to. After the acccident the doctor told me not to workout for about 6 years or my head MAY crack open again

[rose dust]

I want to talk to the most authorized person

[brittle knoll]

U could be having a tall head like a guy from coneheads or long head like et

[tough meadow]

you can't dm devs. So {ax} is ur guy

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🐔

[tough meadow]

long head like et

[brittle knoll]

Or mailbox

Idk

[brittle knoll]

🎩.

🦕

I think mine is just like

Tall

🐔

I always felt like it's too short

Bruh

[autumn junco]

I got banned from the game for no reason id: 193002485

[brittle knoll]

I mean the shape of skull

[autumn junco]

I got banned from the game for no reason id: 193002485

[brittle knoll]

Skill issue

[tough meadow]

ban code?

[autumn junco]

I got banned from the game for no reason id: 193002485

[brittle knoll]

There's your answer

🐓

[tough meadow]

my giant azz head wishes it was short

[brittle knoll]

The skull thickness: 😟

[rose dust]

@silk kraken

Dm

[autumn junco]

1002

[brittle knoll]

Yeah ok i got a 60 you're an alien frrr@tough meadow

[random lynx]

Hi

[brittle knoll]

🐓 🐓 🐓

[tough meadow]

can't be unbanned

[tough meadow]

[gleaming saddle]

@autumn junco dm

[autumn junco]

Is there anyone in authority?

[gleaming saddle]

Bro check ur dms

[autumn junco]

No

Is there anyone in authority?

[covert wraith]

@autumn junco go to help.standoff2.com/en

You probably won't get unbanned but you can try.

[brittle knoll]

I did the correct way of measuring according to google, I actually have like 57 so yea, that doesn't help your case tho 🐡 🐡

[covert wraith]

[brittle knoll]

Tho could also mean at some point u got hydrocephaly I mean could be a chance

🦕

2%

🐓

[autumn junco]

Is there anyone in authority?

[brittle knoll]

98% alien chance

🐓
🛹

[autumn junco]

Is there anyone in authority?

[sick cave]

@silk kraken

[brittle knoll]

@upbeat sequoia dim

Oh

I thought we're calling our own names

🐔

Get it cuz he said kok and I implied that's his name

🐔

Nice dev ping

[autumn junco]

@silk kraken

[brittle knoll]

Nice double ping

[spring barn]

I play standoff in emulator

[silk kraken]

what

[brittle knoll]

Nice triple ping

[autumn junco]

I got banned from the game for no reason id: 193002485

[brittle knoll]

🐔

1002

"no reason"

[sick cave]

Zani with 1002 ban:

[tough meadow]

Nope. Multiple head scans after the accident. My skull is just shaped really weird. Abnormally huge.

Also, there's a very slight chance of slight inbreeding. But I'm too afraid for it to be true to investigate my family tree

[brittle knoll]

🐤

I meant maybe u had it near birth

🐔

[sick cave]

They really need to update the bancode list article because there's many people got unbanned even with 1002

It's more like an error nowadays

[hot cape]

write here - https://help.standoff2.com.

[vagrant ivy]

These days names don't appear on the players

[brittle knoll]

Also I was just joking about the alien thing, obviously no scientist can claim humans are all created equal and skull size is always 100% 57cm

Sometimes u also just get a different shape, could also be how your skull gets shaped when you're a baby and it's still flexible

And even if u have a larger diameter so what could also mean you have a thick skull

And even if u have a big brain, so what 🐡 I think u can just have more resistance to like pressure

Intracranial pressure is when like, you have a high amount of cerebrospinal fluid accumulation in your head, and it pushes the brain outwards I think

[brittle knoll]

So yea that's like the case with hydrocephaly, except when the skull is still soft it'll just expand a little

🦕

Sometimes it becomes massive

And that's like I guess actual serious hydrocephaly

[brittle knoll]

And the fluid has to be drained

It's also said wrinkles on the brain matter not size, it's like quality over quantity, but I see having a bigger brain as a win, u literally have more room right 🐓

[tough meadow]

also, bigger heads correlate to havinng higher iqs. So even if I feel average, I can lie to myself that it has its merits

[brittle knoll]

It's like, you need to do all of the activities that serve towards the development of new and stronger neuronal connections to have a higher functioning than average, otherwise it's just a little more spread

🦕

I mean that's why you may feel like average

Or maybe it's just society expecting a higher standard from you the more things you are gifted with

"you aren't as smart as you look😾"

Also comparison is a killer for motivation anyway

Hinderer of progress

There's no progress bar above our
heads 🐡

Focus on yourself

[tough meadow]

ok man thanks

[silent perch]

🤯

[rich crow]

thats crazy

[limber steppe]

[long basin]

lol

any1 ranked at 3 pm？

[primal torrent]

Selling deagle and akr with og stickers

Text me and ill send photos

[primal rain]

[brittle knoll]

:sp::sp::sp:

[primal rain]

spspsspspspap

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕 🦕 🦕

[primal rain]

[brittle knoll]

What the helll

[primal rain]

spspspspspspspps

🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕

[brittle knoll]

For a damn second I thought it was a default emoji

🐔

[primal rain]

i went like

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[primal rain]

[brittle knoll]

The ios one is a little more curious

🦕

[primal rain]

[brittle knoll]

(because eyes are closer to the edge)

[primal rain]

let me see

oh fr

[brittle knoll]

Yeee

[primal rain]

xdxd

[brittle knoll]

The twemoji is just trying to escape the troll scene

After trolling

🐡

He's on the run

[primal rain]

-> ->

[brittle knoll]

And holding in a laugh

[hybrid forge]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[primal rain]

he uh

[rich crow]

A

[blazing kayak]

hi

[sleek harbor]

İm bronze 4 pls help me

[rich crow]

[reef belfry]

Lol

Pon

[viscid briar]

why does it never find a match for me

[rich crow]

Anyone allies silver these teammates are giving me bone narrow babies iq

[viscid briar]

@solar pecan can you help me ?

[brittle knoll]

🏊 🦈

Upgrade ⏫

🏃 🐊

[viscid briar]

Help me plz

[daring sequoia]

bing bong

[viscid briar]

@storm scaffold help me plz

@keen vortex plz

[proper thorn]

Yooo does some want to play??

[karmic lily]

Can anyone help me understand how is mmr calculated..?

I won still got minus

[rich crow]

It's stupid

[karmic lily]

Literally stupid

[random lynx]

Hi

[karmic lily]

Hi

[random lynx]

[rich crow]

If you won like 7-8 and they started performing better before winning or they killed your teammate once and you're the one alive (allies) you could lose a bit

Comp is same thing but more teammates and enemies

That's how i think it works idk

[karmic lily]

It doesn't make much sense... It should b based on score right?

[rich crow]

idk

[rough condor]

🙂

[karmic lily]

Mm

[rich crow]

I barely understand it anyways

[karmic lily]

Its complicated 😂

[rich crow]

anyone up for allies if i lose one more match it's over for me

Netherlands france russia

[karmic lily]

Naah.. im indian but i play Singapore ..., India server its just trash no match whatsoever

[frozen ingot]

guys i cant change my ingame-name, its empty 💀
any solutions?

[gilded flower]

uninstall

[hexed igloo]

Based on your performance
Major ones are How many Rounds you've won and lost and Kills deaths ratio

whilst bonus are something like if your team left and stuck with something like 3v5 (not sure if it's a thing anymore) and if you're against a higher or lower ranked opponent, it will either boost your mmr gain if you won against higher ranked or decrease more if you loose against a lower rank

[worthy maple]

@barren ibex

[barren ibex]

?

@worthy maple

[worthy maple]

You bread

[barren ibex]

You duck

[worthy maple]

😂

😲

Nuh uh you bread

😂😂😂

[barren ibex]

Nuh uh you stinky duck

[worthy maple]

Poop

Y

Heaf

🥶

[jolly cradle]

Hello, I have a problem after I lost my account where I had 11 red skins and I spent a lot on it eq and if someone would give me some gold, I would be happy

Plss

[worthy maple]

I see something quite compelling how can we tell if you're lying?

[rich crow]

Hello mby someone can hellp get gold 1 in alies becUse little dropped from s4 to s3

But not much

[jolly cradle]

I'm not lying, how can I prove it?

[worthy maple]

Idk

[jolly cradle]

What is idk?

[barren ibex]

He said u stink

[gilded flower]

i dont know

[barren ibex]

I shouldnt let that slide

Bro

[gilded flower]

i dont know what idk means

[barren ibex]

ok bro?

U ruined all the fun

Happy?

[gilded flower]

☹️

does that look like a happy face

you ruined all my evening

[barren ibex]

.

[gilded flower]

and it’s not even evening yet

[barren ibex]

I tried to get revenge on duck

[gilded flower]

i dont know how to cope with the cards i’ve been dealt

after today i may need the help of a medical professional

[barren ibex]

Damn

[gilded flower]

specialized in mental trauma

[barren ibex]

Get better.

[rich crow]

Opaaa batonas

Pzda tikiuosi tas kur su priedu kaip ten

[gilded flower]

affeeeee

[barren ibex]

su priedu

[rich crow]

Opaaa

Gal batonas pades rank up

[gilded flower]

yeeeeeaaaa

marajeeeen

[barren ibex]

Koks rank

Seip botas esu

[rich crow]

Silver 3 reiktu kazkaip iki gold 1 pasikelt buvau silver 4 bsk nedaug nukritau

[gilded flower]

harabikna

[barren ibex]

jsn

Nu nzn

As tik gold 1 beveik 2

[rich crow]

Tai vikstie paeis susijungt

[barren ibex]

Koks id?

[rich crow]

Pl

172505518

[delicate cloak]

Is it possible to complete the 450 marks of the pass?

I think I will buy the pass since it gives you more than one knife if you complete it, but is 450 marks possible?

[calm light]

No, the missions are the same as the free bp which means you’ll get the same stuff as f2p players, unless you buy levels

[pearl oasis]

I'll buy karambit for 15$ PayPal/cash app dm me if Interested

[karmic lily]

Okay ty

[cold phoenix]

Who help me

I sell ak nano 2 stikers

Who buy

Masage private

[ruby hollow]

dont u guys just hate it when ur teammates spam the flashbang?

[toxic nymph]

very

[gloomy storm]

You will get used to it don't worry

🙂

[ruby hollow]

oh i have gotten used to it

I just hate it

[gloomy storm]

yep , me too

[ruby hollow]

another thing I hate is joining late

[gloomy storm]

:]

[ruby hollow]

Im kinda new to so2

I have played earlier but I deleted it

now I enjoy it

[gloomy storm]

good

[ruby hollow]

earlier (1 year ago) lol

[gloomy storm]

its a good game if u have people to play with

[ruby hollow]

yh

[gloomy storm]

playing solo is awful

[ruby hollow]

im trying to sell my uncommons

[ruby hollow]

I play solo but only SnD

I only play defuse

[gloomy storm]

So u dont play rank that much ?

[ruby hollow]

im like lvl 8

lol

[gloomy storm]

aaah , my bad 🙂

[ruby hollow]

it’s ok

[gloomy storm]

i forgoted about de lvl

i play like from 2018

[toxic nymph]

i have lost so many skin in my 2019 account😓 rip

[ruby hollow]

Rip

ppl are so chill in this server but when I say “gg” in a lobby they always say “AHAHAHAH” “ez”

[gloomy storm]

i lost my old account a few years ago as well

[ruby hollow]

rip

[gloomy storm]

in the game are many kids and many of this kids are toxic

[ruby hollow]

yh

game has a problem w campers

[gloomy storm]

they can't understand that if u kill me or not doesn't mean anything

but yeah

i hate when i see kids with m60 in tdm

[toxic nymph]

i get annoyed whenever they say "noob"

[ruby hollow]

fr, they act like they’re in like a tournament

[timid steeple]

e

[ruby hollow]

you just know their K.D is 2.46

or lower

[gloomy storm]

not really i mean at low ranks in defuse players either camp in the same spot everyround or push without logic

[ruby hollow]

ONG

ppl who push for no reason always die💀🙏

[gloomy storm]

but if learn how arw they playing is easy

[ruby hollow]

k

[timid steeple]

how you get role?

[gloomy storm]

yeah , classic

[gloomy storm]

what role ?

[timid steeple]

Champion

[gloomy storm]

ahhh

[ruby hollow]

I think you have to press like a champion logo or smth when u join the server

[gloomy storm]

when i joined the server i just selected the ranks that i had back then

[timid steeple]

a

[gloomy storm]

yeah yeah

[ruby hollow]

I play so2 just bc I have no good pc

[gloomy storm]

same

[ruby hollow]

so csgo wont run well for me

i play it on mobile

[timid steeple]

blue stacks?

[ruby hollow]

mobile

I wish the game was on like ps4

[toxic nymph]

i suck moving my elbow that's why i get killed whenever my elbow is not moving😓

[ruby hollow]

?

[toxic nymph]

i mean

wth

[ruby hollow]

k

[toxic nymph]

drunk

[ionic rune]

Hello

Anyone for tournament

I need to add one person needed

[peak heron]

Hello

[wet crane]

Anyone got knife + gloves combo: Butterfly legacy + Gloves Phoenix Risen?

[plush mantle]

1v1 anyone ?

my id 132581418

[tawny violet]

Is it me or are the servers getting worse 💀

[proper gyro]

definitely got worse

[tough meadow]

According to the reports on this server after the update, it seems like lags and random disconnections have increased

[tawny violet]

What is blud yapping about 🗣️???

[proper gyro]

unironcally getting rubber banding at 40ms

[tawny violet]

Okay so it's not only me

[south grove]

Hii

[tawny violet]

Thank God

[proper gyro]

then sometimes it'll spike to 700ms for absolutely no reason using 5g network

[tawny violet]

True

Or being knifed a mile away

[tough meadow]

I don't play anymore so y'all enjoy the issues . If the lack of activity on this server is to be taken as an indicator, the game's dying too.

[proper gyro]

i should sell now tbh

[woven tulip]

i woke up early, and i’m kinda awake. but i want sleep

[proper gyro]

ion wanna risk

unity

killing this game

[woven tulip]

but i also want to stay up and fix my shedule

[proper gyro]

@woven tulip cold shower

[woven tulip]

bettt

haven’t taken one in 3 weeks

[proper gyro]

bru

[tough meadow]

Oh yea, the unity thing. The game uses unity yea? I wonder how it'll go

[proper gyro]

who's buying 25k gold

[tawny violet]

No way I didn't just find out the game runs on unity

💀

[proper gyro]

i mean it was on the startup screen for 4years

[tawny violet]

Well I've been playing since launch and I don't remember

🧐

[proper gyro]

clearly bad memory

[tawny violet]

Probably

[proper gyro]

crossplay he meant people actually tryna emulate this game

[tawny violet]

Idk

[proper gyro]

chats iq be literally 10rn

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[tawny violet]

I don't think they would spend money on splitting players on different platforms

[brittle knoll]

U should google "hack" and "emulate"

[proper gyro]

honestly it's alot cheaper to build a new engine

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[tawny violet]

We all share the same brain cell

[brittle knoll]

Along with "pirate"

"no I want to stay dumb and keep asking dumb questions"

[tawny violet]

PC controls are buggy af

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[daring sequoia]

bing bong

[tawny violet]

So it's a 50.50

[brittle knoll]

Well, say no less then

🐔

U mean troll

Yes

🦕

[tough meadow]

Younger GenZs are decent with using tech but only as how it's presented to them. They don't know how to troubleshoot, their understanding is very surface level.

Luckily, I started using tech right before stuff became extremely user-friendly. So I had to go through troubleshooting shi myself and got a deep understanding in the process

[tawny violet]

I don't know what this conversation is about anymore

[brittle knoll]

You coulda gotten more bang for buck by googling tho

[normal sedge]

Bang for buck

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[brittle knoll]

Value per price ☝️🤓

[normal sedge]

Bang for buck

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🐔

[proper gyro]

it'll cost them $2m-$1m if they stick to unity with their new policy

[normal sedge]

Buck for buck

[tawny violet]

Sucks for them

[normal sedge]

Bang for a bang

[proper gyro]

same

[brittle knoll]

Crazy how u knew that definition of "bang" and what "pregnancy" is but not what emulation is

Peak 11 year old-ness

[tawny violet]

Naaaah

💀💀💀

[normal sedge]

Bruh emulation isnt an easy word

Wtf

[brittle knoll]

We live in a society

[tough meadow]

Unity shot itself in the foot (c++ joke). They're already dying and the new policy ain't gonna help.

[brittle knoll]

Yea pregnancy is way easier

🐔

[normal sedge]

Yes

It is

[tough meadow]

Will be cool if we see so3 as a result of this unity mess

[brittle knoll]

Wait

[tawny violet]

With the skins being transferred? Yes. If not, then they should revamp the same game with a different engine

[proper gyro]

because if you feel like you're dumb, that's because you probably are.

[brittle knoll]

I watched a video saying unity is now charging devs

🦕 🦕

[normal sedge]

Bruh

[proper gyro]

Axle Engine

[normal sedge]

Yall are bullies 🗿

[proper gyro]

hey atleast they can make that mmorpg they hired the devs for

[brittle knoll]

Aint gonna read all that

[tough meadow]

Like Csgo - cs2. New engine, transferable skins, new game name. It's possible I guess

[brittle knoll]

😹😹

[normal sedge]

Lol

Okay?

[finite copper]

Hi

Im new here

[tawny violet]

My brother in Christ what the hell is u on

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[finite copper]

Any welcome

[brittle knoll]

Welcome

[normal sedge]

Coding games

Developing

[brittle knoll]

🦕

🦕

[tough meadow]

I wonder if axlebolt have the ability to make an game engine themselves

That's not buggy

[normal sedge]

Real

[tawny violet]

No

[brittle knoll]

Ngl what was the main topic

[tawny violet]

They can't even fix the servers

🗣️

[brittle knoll]

Was ir about the new unity policy

[normal sedge]

Was there a main topic even

[brittle knoll]

For real

[normal sedge]

We just winging it on the fly

[brittle knoll]

It had to start from somewhere

Before the "emulator means hacking" part

🦕

[normal sedge]

Bygg

[tough meadow]

It stated from me answering @tawny violet's question. I confirmed the servers are worse now than before

[brittle knoll]

I'm just a little lazy to scroll up 😹😹

🦕

[tawny violet]

Yep, before the servers were wild but at least it was kinda funny but now it's just Ludacris

[rich crow]

standoff 2 be like : if you do not have perfect wi fi you cannot play

disconnects you

pluh ‼️

if your wi fi disconnects for even a second you die

like what

bad matchmaking

[tough meadow]

We got a yu impersonator

[rich crow]

bad anti cheat

[proper gyro]

tbf $2m sounds very little for a working functional game engine

[rich crow]

um akshually

[normal sedge]

PLUH ‼️‼️

[brittle knoll]

Ight I scrolled up

[rich crow]

my name is Yu

[brittle knoll]

The i love guy is a trol

[tough meadow]

Will axlebolt be cheap about it tho

[proper gyro]

quite literally i am Yu

[tawny violet]

If you do have perfect wifi the mfs with 999 ping playing from Brazil can still kill you cuz for them your are not moving and they just shoot and then u magically die from a kilometer away

[brittle knoll]

Meanwhile the topic was actually about the game being bad after update

[rich crow]

ong

101 ping mfers

[brittle knoll]

With occasional interruptions by I love

🐓

[rich crow]

same

we are both Yu

[proper gyro]

tbh no, would they really cheap out wasting idk 750grand or 1m bucks for potential lost more than that from reduced customers and unity fricking them over?

[tawny violet]

Standoff is fr the first game I've seen that bad ping benefits you 💀

[brittle knoll]

Bruh? I'm me?

[rich crow]

[brittle knoll]

Neither of you are me

[rich crow]

but im Yu

[proper gyro]

than spending 2m for potential a better upkeep in your business

[rich crow]

yes, we are not you, but we are Yu

[brittle knoll]

I'm me not you

[rich crow]

but im Yu

😡

[brittle knoll]

B-b-but I'm me 😨 you're not me

[proper gyro]

and tbf they only have like 6-8 years of game dev experience max

so

is it possible?

[rich crow]

but-

[proper gyro]

no

[rich crow]

whatever

[proper gyro]

will they do it? we don't know

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rich crow]

rookie numbers, literally

[tawny violet]

Can we say that they are trying their best? Because I don't know

[proper gyro]

custom engines have been made by industry veterans and some litterally have failed doing so

frostbite :pepega:

[rich crow]

the game has so many obvious flaws

you can find one even before you even start playing a match

the one where timer goes down to 00:00

[tough meadow]

True i guess. Theoretically a new and possibly better game engine with skins transferable from the old game may increase player count. But sticking with the current engine seems smarter. The Russian playerbase is still generating them fat stacks

[rich crow]

so you have to restart

[tawny violet]

Hello

[tough meadow]

Not to mention it takes years. Possibly more than a decade

[rich crow]

Anyone play Silver 2-3-4?

fix the 00:00 timer problem, and then half of every comp game wont be a 4vs5 and the match doesnt start

"someone left so match no start"

they didnt leave

you just left them at 00:00

[tawny violet]

I hate comp

But still play it

[rich crow]

who doesnt

solo q to master in season 5 done but i still hate comp

its just so bad

esepcially in gold 4/phoenix

[tawny violet]

I haven't even gotten to gold ONCE in all my years of playing ( I only play comp to get the cool silver charms)

[proper gyro]

the move or switch to a new engine is literally for the purpose of avoiding this massive profit cut they take every install from unity, sure so2 might be dead for years to come for that result, and sticking to unity and the games quality to worsen but alive is kinda the only 2 routes. if unity will not revert it's decisions

[tawny violet]

Axlebolt pls buff famas 🥲

[brittle knoll]

Even ue4 is better at this point

[proper gyro]

@tough meadow nvm used wrong numbers

it's not 10m

its 100m downloads

[thin drift]

Fastest way to get gold?

[proper gyro]

so we are looking at

[tawny violet]

Swipe credit card

[zinc shadow]

to pe czipa prenciu prync

[thin drift]

Ouch

[proper gyro]

$20-$12.5m

[timber dawn]

it so annoying when it's midnight and everything/everyone is so quiet and you were using discord until you accidentally miss clicked into someone's vc on discord and you forgot to turn your volume off

[proper gyro]

that's definitely enough budget for an engine

[brittle knoll]

Where's the calculus

[tawny violet]

Who gon sponsor that shi

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[zinc shadow]

who buy my tec-9 tie dye pattern is 219 and blue skins ( 799 gold(

[rich crow]

[zinc shadow]

stickers

[brittle knoll]

I am starting to understand math teachers now

"how did u get that result "

[proper gyro]

no one. it's the fee axlebolt will eventually pay soon if unity changes their policy

[cold phoenix]

Who buy me akr nano two sticers for 7.99

[brittle knoll]

That's the price for a sandwich

😨

[proper gyro]

pretty sure i didn't need to use cosine in .20/.125x100m

[brittle knoll]

🦕

I'm speaking in national currency

[tough meadow]

Tf kind of sandwich u eating. That's expensive as hell for one

[tough meadow]

Gotchaaaaa

[brittle knoll]

Weren't there like different plans, one of them would cost like 0.002 per download

Or something like that

[tough meadow]

Nah I think it was 0.2 per installation

[tawny violet]

Didn't that depend on the number of downloads the game had initially prior to the policy

For games with millions of downloads the price is lower

[brittle knoll]

Yea it's actually 0.125 according to standard rate and 1-100k downloads per month

[tawny violet]

Or smth

[proper gyro]

standard is .20 or .2 per install and enterprise is .125

[brittle knoll]

If they use unity enterprise

Yea

[tawny violet]

Ah yes

[proper gyro]

which i literally listed on my calculations

[tawny violet]

Monthly subscriptions

My fav thing in the world

[proper gyro]

unironcally we'd want unity to keep subscriptions

[tawny violet]

Bro everything is a monthly subscription nowadays

It's kinda annoying

[tough meadow]

Piracy says what

[rocky plank]

Thats how most apps get their pay

[proper gyro]

better wtf unity is currently thinking

[tawny violet]

Is that even possible with game engines

[proper gyro]

any software is pirateable

[tough meadow]

Some unity devs on reddit say it's management's decision. Management + no technical expertise = stupid decisions

[rugged trail]

Hi G

[proper gyro]

bro it's riccitello

he's dum

who tf expected anything good from him

[tough meadow]

just looked him up and he worked at EA

it all makes sense

[tawny violet]

That's the only thing I needed to read to know bro is definitely at fault

[tough meadow]

yoyo semy

done with work?

tap on the shoot button?

[tawny violet]

Aimbot

[tough meadow]

there's tons of stuff to work on but I can't be bothered to type them out

[rugged trail]

Ye

Finally

U!

?

[tough meadow]

yea I'm done for the day too

[sterile abyss]

Who plays allies?

[teal tapir]

Hello, who can guide me how to rendeem promocode with iphone

Thanks alot

[hexed igloo]

😂

[teal tapir]

Hichic 🥲

[delicate cloak]

I think the pass is worth it

since if you do all the missions per day you would unlock 4 spaces of the pass per day and if you continue like this until the 38 days left of the pass you would unlock more than 150 spaces since 4×38 would be 152 which means that for almost the same value of 1000 gold you get 2 knives and a lot of other things

[proper gyro]

that's the business model

[brittle knoll]

🦕

You mean that's the spirit

🐓

[sick cave]

2 knife just from doing missions? Lol

[brittle knoll]

But you're still paying so

[delicate cloak]

buying the pass and doing the missions...

[brittle knoll]

Yea

[rugged trail]

Nice... hope that u done well

[brittle knoll]

🦕

🐔

[sick cave]

Yea, Buying the pass and doing the missions will only get you one knife unless you buy the levels

[delicate cloak]

Not to mention the number of weapons, stickers, boxes, etc.

[gilded flower]

i wish the battle pass was never invented

[delicate cloak]

If you mess up the game a lot, the pass is worth it

[gilded flower]

so2 has one of the worst BP out of most games

in fortnite you would buy 950 vbucks for the pass and u got like 1500 back from it + tons of skins n stuff

meanwhile in so2 u just pay money to get random skins

and u can’t even buy the bp back with the gold you got

[brittle knoll]

Wait

[brittle knoll]

I thought u can use gold to buy

[proper gyro]

i dont think we can even max out the pass 2 times

[brittle knoll]

Wow booooo

[gilded flower]

idk about now but the first 3 passes u couldnt

[proper gyro]

i think it was 55days max

[brittle knoll]

I was about to start the game and use my newfound richness

[delicate cloak]

If you play a lot you earn profit, since the pass is worth almost the same as 1000 gold by selling the knives you get, you earn more than 1000 gold, not to mention selling the skins they give you and opening boxes to see if there is any luck.

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[sick cave]

Of course

[proper gyro]

and each day only gives you a tier

[sick cave]

Only possible if we buy levels

[molten lava]

I still can't understand how Alexbolt can't create a decent reconnection system, there's a processing message on my screen for 5 minutes, and then I get banned without even manage to enter the match again

[gilded flower]

in fortnite and other games you only buy the BP once and then you keep buying it technically for free in so2 u have to keep spending money. it may be better value than just buying gold directly but it’s definitely way worse compared to other games

[proper gyro]

i havent missed a day yet i think

[brittle knoll]

Idk aren't we kinda assuming the knives will also be worth that much or idk

[teal edge]

Does anyone know why my phone doesn't get 120 fps?

[sick cave]

I missed 5 already

[proper gyro]

and im "busy"

[sick cave]

Which phone?

[delicate cloak]

They are probably not worth that much, but at least by selling two you get more than 1000 gold

[proper gyro]

:pepega:

while playing hsr too

[teal edge]

Poco x5

[sick cave]

I wish I have your time

[rich crow]

pro?

[teal edge]

And I've seen many with the same cell phone taking

[proper gyro]

my free time is only the hours of 7-10pm

[teal edge]

Yes

[rich crow]

xiaomi issue

[sick cave]

Go in game, turn on the battery saver and turn it off again

[gilded flower]

also fortnite had like 300 vbucks in the free pass so if you were F2P you could easily get infinite BP for lifetime basically

[proper gyro]

the rest of the day is school and workout

[rich crow]

i have the same phone

[gilded flower]

meanwhile so2’s free bp gives u like 20 gold combined lmao

[rich crow]

This doesnt work

[brittle knoll]

That's still assuming they'll be worth 500, but that will take a long time right? Cuz they will first have to become limited, if you can buy them from a pass and such, maybe they aren't worth much rn, I'm saying that just cuz I didn't open the game in a while

[sick cave]

If that doesn't work, Just clear battery and performance data

[proper gyro]

currently lvl 25

[brittle knoll]

That's good enough for a beginner

🦕

[gilded flower]

no it’s not

[proper gyro]

i have yet to finish my allies and comp

[rich crow]

that does work but not always also u need to set standoff 2 no battery restrictions

[sick cave]

Depend on what they get I guess

[brittle knoll]

Yes cuz u start with 0

[rich crow]

and after some time u should get 120

[proper gyro]

@sick cave wanna grind allies dune tmrw?

[gilded flower]

definitely not good considering how annoying the challenges are

[proper gyro]

i need 4 games and 3 wins for it

[brittle knoll]

I mean my point would make sense if u can buy the pass with in game gold

[rich crow]

xiaomi is really annoying on xiaomi cuz for me it swings betwee 69 fps and 120

[rich crow]

just buy gold from people lol

[sick cave]

I already finished that mission, The real problem rn is the comp mission on dune, I can't even get a match on that map

[brittle knoll]

Oh yeah

[proper gyro]

sadge

[brittle knoll]

Waduhell

[rich crow]

Seen people selling 168/1euro

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[sick cave]

Not to mention we have to win the match on that map too

[gilded flower]

so2’s bp is ok value if you’d spend money anyway but you’ll end up wasting lots of time doing those trash challenges for not so impressive rewards unlike most games

[sick cave]

If we lose, We gotta wait for 20 minutes to get a match again

[brittle knoll]

Mfs suddenly can transfer gold

[charred bluff]

Which server?

[brittle knoll]

🐔

🦕 🦕 🦕

[sick cave]

Singapore

[opaque quest]

allies ?

[sick cave]

They only play sandstone

[rich crow]

nono just put a trash skin for like 168 and he will buy after u transfer the money

[sick cave]

It's getting annoying fr

[rich crow]

just buy from reputable sellers

[rich crow]

I only get sandstone matches idk why

[proper gyro]

@charred bluff nab

[sick cave]

One of the many reasons why sandstone need a rework, That map is overused

[rich crow]

Fr

[proper gyro]

someone totally not discussing illegal topic

its all legal

we only

[sick cave]

They don't even play in other map, It's like it doesn't even exist

[proper gyro]

hypothesing

[rich crow]

frrr

i used to get zone 9 sakura etc

i even used to get dune

[gilded flower]

accidentally buying mp7 banana for 7800 gold

he just really liked the skin

[brittle knoll]

Debatable: you don't actually make real profits from the game, so it doesn't really matter, you can waste time getting 20 gold, or you can waste money getting more, then you have more time to play and waste kinda the same amount of time right

[charred bluff]

Can you send screenshot of ping in all servers?

[rich crow]

yea

[brittle knoll]

Scammers: 😹😹😹😼

[charred bluff]

[proper gyro]

@charred bluff thoughts on unity changing their price model?

[sick cave]

I play on asia server, Singapore is my main, I can play Hong Kong, India and Japan too, But the chance of finding a match with different map other than sandstone will be hard

[teal edge]

It still didn't work

[sick cave]

Don't tell me to play on eu cause it's a cancer

[rich crow]

lol buy from rep sellers

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rich crow]

im cancer then 😦

[sick cave]

Clear battery and performance data

[sick cave]

Not talking about the eu people, I'm talking about my ping on that server

[rich crow]

rip

[charred bluff]

OK, but interesting what ping you have on other servers, can you send screenshot to #📸│photos ?

[brittle knoll]

Hey man nice cowing

🦛

[rich crow]

there is working promo ?

pls

[rich crow]

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[charred bluff]

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

there is working promo ?

[proper gyro]

encore sending an wip/cancelled blue awm asiimov lookin skin back in 2018:

[brittle knoll]

Bruh cowing has an actual meaning

And cowed is also an actual word

Get cowed

[proper gyro]

coward

[brittle knoll]

🦕