#š¬āenglish-chat
1 messages Ā· Page 1387 of 1
Ya
When u being shot atš¤£
Lol get line ups
Barely have time to even throw it
Defitently no time to line it up
Let my try to get into the game now
K
Hi
wtf ist wrong with this game, the matchmaking is so broken
like fr
4v5 since the round 2 (i was in the team with 4), lost 7:10, 24k 11d and -15 mmr for that???? it sucks, i'm gold 1 now and I never was that bad before
and I ended last season with ranger, now i lost 5 and also won 5 of the placement matches and got ranked in gold 2, i wasn't gold 2 since season 1 and it keeps getting worse
2k hours of wasted time ngl
silver, here i come c:
What device type should I use on blue stacks to get 165fps on standoff
just don't play on bluestacks and play mobile games on a mobile phone as it's supposed to be?
After all them years i finally got the beta
Does anyone have a promo code?
Bro I was elite and also ranked gold 2 with 7 wins 3 losses
Game isn't recording stats properly.
Out of my 10 games I had 146 kills. It says I got 51 kills. And put me 10 levels lower lol
I should have ranked master at the lowest š
Hello good morning, good afternoon or good night to all of you xd
Did you know that a drop of semen has more life than the Criticals ops community?
Well, you're welcome, I'm passing interesting data, I know
Wtf is promo code
Do you want me to tell you a karambit 2.0 promo code?
There aint karambit 2.0
Yes, there is, you just haven't noticed because you're blinded by their lies
Gimme then.
I will not give it to you because you are not a fan of dragon ball
@rugged trail

what is he waffling
I was gonna send my f2p forgot cool-down exists
Someone play allies?
@eternal forum dm
Or u can answer here
So u can get knives without spending money?
yeah
From boxes?
cases
I thought cases cost money
they cost gold
You can get it for free
How?
Sell your skins from boxes
Ohhhh
Sell battle pass skins
So u have to get good skins
For f2p you should grind battle pass
I'll do that for these ones
Ok I will
Thank u
np
If you max the free pass
You an get 300+ gold
It all depends on your luck
np
Do ppl buy those?
what I was saying was including stickers
and graffitiās
Oh ok
itās good money
American?
Yeah
nice
Should I sell m9 bayonet Digtal burst for new knife and glove
if you want to
Depends which knife and glove
hi balls owner can I have balls
What kind
Melted
Those come in on Monday
Okay cemented then
Ok I have those
Make a new account , letās play
Wat
Hmmmm
Probably about 30k now
Jesus
Compared to 20-25 before
Hi guys
Idk that's just the prices I remember
Fr


Thatās a lot fr
What happened with the charm you were giving
Did you give it away
Varmi eymine güvenen
Hi @stray violet
I still have it
Hi
@verbal imp @verbal imp hi
Hi nox
Hi@verbal imp
Hi
Hi
Yes
Had enough with tryharding
Well "trying" to

I have to reset@stray violet
someone tell me a good emulator for low end pc?
eh any just have virtualisation enabled
and what s meaning that?
Alright
Dang im ready to pay 5kG for the best knife pattern
š
they changed smoke physics?
previously, the edge of the smoke was unstable
now it is stable and doesn't block your view
Yep
and i feel like one way is possible
Someone can help me with 5 gold?
it is possible
but don't have friends to try it out
I know one one way
B site in dune
Somebody Play
above the crates
no
that's one
you should try it out
I've racked many multikills using that
they couldn't find me

Bad choice
š
My standoff 2 i broken
I cant que into a game
And its been like this for the past 7 months
Im not sure why
@rugged trail
No
My stand off is broken then
Because im not able to get into a matcg
Not even training
I deleted and redownloaded
Bad internet
I couldint join a match for the past 4 months

Anyone down to play standoff 2 with me right now say yes or no
Ever since the last season
Didnāt bro say 7 months

Anyone down to play standoff 2 with me right now say yes or no
No
No
Im not sure anymore its been a long time
Maybe your phone can't handle so2? Since it's a large game
I have a galaxy s 23 ultra
5g
With 90 gb of storage
Is there a thing that you can be shadowbanned
I believe no
Blud think this is TikTok
And sell
I already told him no
And everything
.
ok
Well I agree with him
It's not that
I guess
Internet problem
How do i contact
Its not my internet
Thereās ingame I think
Standoff works good for all of us so it's possible it's just a technical issue or sum on his end
Im in a region that has the best ping
How do you know
Go to their website
Which one is that
Doesnāt mean itās not your internet
Is it an active region?
Your ping is based off your interney
Yup
Where i find russian people
I think
In
How can you be so sure
That's dead I believe
Didnāt bro say he couldnāt log in for 7 months
I ran a network test
ššš
Did you try other networks or mobile data
Just try region in Europe or North American one
Its not my fault
Yes
It'll take a while but you'll get a match eventually
It all works
And if that fails just contact support on their website
I waited 24 minutes
yeah but you said you find Russians while saying you havenāt logged in 7 months
Just change servers lol
Thats before it happend
In an European server?
just change server
How do i change servers
In I'm suggesting to change a server
He can't even play training tho
First thing when you see settings
It works for you??
men skill issue
Im shadow banned then
Then just contact the support
Real
Cause when i que into a match
BRO
Then it gives me a ping
Of 16
Fr
I canāt aswell bro
And it stays at that
Comp or defuse
For the next
Real
There's no such thing as a shadow ban in so2 man..
We've told you x times
Just seek out axle bolts support
yes ..
It says their not avible rn
U do it through the bot and most likely they will then point you towards one of their operators, but the bot is always available
Do i dm message
The bot
Head to their website
Bro youāre shadow banned Iām sorry
XD
š¤”
Clowns me after 2 people told him thereās no shadow ban and he said he is shadow banned
ahhhh
I canāt with these noobs
š¤·āāļø
Did you all me a noob
yep I did
anyways, how is your day going
lol.
I've resigned in my job yesterday, got my day off and I couldn't sleep longer than just 6h-_-
ok clown
For not know how to fix this
We actually did help but you're ignorant of our advice that's why
are you getting a new job or what and I couldnāt sleep longer than 6h aswell
Im doing what you said
Im attempting to contaxt
So dont put me down about it
I'd like to, a weekend one if I manage school in like half a year
what job are you looking for?
Oh man. I've told you three times to go to the website and you attempted contacting the bot here
or you havenāt looked for any
Thats what im doing???
I said im attempting to contact them
Not just yet, but I was thinking I could try getting a job at some hotel as a waitress or sum since I've got an international certificate w language, it could be useful when applying at such place, especially due to my age
Yeah after I've told you for the 4th time

Nah i just wanted to waste your time I already was doing it the first time you told me??? lol
Sound nice what languages can you speak?
ok clown
kids
By the way...gm guys
?
Gm Semy
?
@rugged trail
Yes?
@rugged trail
English almost like a native, Czech n now I'm learning german
Then I'mma start a third foreigner language
Your pfp looks like my mom
Probs russian
Code?
Damn

Skilled person
Where do you learn languages from
Do you have promo code?
I want to learn languages but idk where
usually communities are pretty welcoming
ok bro
learn languages + new friends
Fr
joined a server for jp learning but the server is dead
School lol, I just mastered English through games and serials and YouTube vids and then also getting some courses with a native speaker to get the certificate, now I'm doing German, I enjoy it unlike the most but I suck at it lol
rip
Jp?
I wanna learn Russian
I'd like to once I'm somehow good w German or at least on some okay level
Hru
I wish my school had languages I heard I could pick from Russian and German but thereās only Russian now I wanted to learn German because I already understand some Russian and Iāve learned English from the internet aswell I know it from like a 6 year old
U are so smart
Sleepy, but good. My package w new clothes arrived yesterday so I can dress and look good, since I threw out half of my dresser that I wasn't wearing. Also went on a stroll w my co worker after my shift so that was nice
Wbu
(You are not sarcastic this time right)
Damm..nice ... U growing right?... And did u enjoying the coffee?
Why throw clothes just sell lol
Me.. nothing to much..on work again... sleepy to.. finished my coffee a 30 min ago and ..yeah... Hoping for a good and relaxing day
Well for a self learner I'd say you're decent. I know some schools don't have these options ye. In the school I've graduated we've had English since 7 (3 classes based on skill) , 2nd optional language since 13 (German/russian) and third language is only at some language based schools
It didn't fit me no more, I lost weight (like 15-20kg) ever since my disease and I grew a bit taller after being stuck at one height for 2 years
Sorry miswritten
Plus it wasn't sellable lol
Thatās a nice school for learning languages I tried learning like 4 -5 languages from duolingo but I stopped and forgot everything
Damn how much you weight?
Oh . hooping that u are better rn
Didn't buy one, I just gave her company when she went shopping before my train arrived. I like coffee sure, but I feel like it's a waste of money, same as cigarettes, but healthier option

A few centimeters is enough to change yall your clothes @eternal forum
Yeah I know
Duolingo teaches you, but doesn't explain that's why it's way harder
Yeah ... anyway

Idk I was never really in the skinny or fat weight, always like sth in between. I couldnt work out for 2 years so I'm pretty weak, the lifetime diet helped tho
@paper tangle when we will have more pp emoji
?
idk man
Ohh

Actually ye, I was allowed to start working out last week so Imma head to gym
So good choice .Damm I envy u ...I wanna go so bad to gym. But I work much and don't have much time l left
@paper tangle


Bro
hmm?
I'll see gym every now and then, but probably I'mma just exercise outside or at home. Nevertheless I hope you find some time for it sooner or later
U still play?
Ok..thx ... wish u good luck too
Likewise semy
U said that u tried it again a few weeks ago
Playing with some dudes
@paper tangle
Or it was about something else
?
I wasn't playing
Thx ...
I was just suggesting something to asap
Its fine
Ik
@rugged trail
Bro anyone helping me on comp later
True
I only get bots that all leave and it's 1v5 10-0 and i can't do anything
Hm
@eternal forum
@rugged trail
why
yo why is it when i try to do micro adjustments its skips pixles?
I can't use discord all day
I'm unranked rn so I'll play solo until i get a rank but I'll be prolly bronze ā ļø

U will
@eternal forum
Jk
@rugged trail
How are u?
Find people to play with
Later

@eternal forum
@rugged trail
@eternal forum
gm
lol
but he just say gm
Someone wants to play
Pls
He just wake up
I know
Darlingā¦.
Okay?
Who?
I dunno
Idk
Youāre nab
Noā¦.we both nabsā¦.
No

I'm nab
I might not reach gold ok my calibration games
Me tho
Yes you reach phoenix

Enemy team phoenix and 2 golds my team silvers


Leave the game dude
Why
@eternal forum
bruh
With me?

Ceeepy guy

He was not from my country thatās all I know
I'm not from your country too
I know
And I'm weird tho?
I think itās Turk or gypsy
my gane crashed again
He like fckn
for like the 15th time
Gave some weird signs

Then my dad left the car
To go talk to a mechanic
And the
Weird guy looked at me for like 2 seconds
Damm

Then I never wanna see u
Why

yaaawwww i need to get that fang knife
Ekber
real
Faze_malek add me
lol
guys i think stand off gave me exclusive knife skin
i wanna show you pic but i cant
What
@sour star ok ill dm you
np
see
Show us
Morning yāall
Hello
Gm
Guys does Accerlation help?
I don't know what it's even that?!
Accerlation slide screen?
Turn it down to 0 and increase your sensitivity
Ok thanks
your choice
How to kill enemy in this game
I dunno

bad guns
S6 is out guys š³
late news

I canāt rn

What happened to the game
@silk kraken check #šøāphotos and explain what's the issue
Is anyone facing: This game is running in virtual space issue?
Everyone
Supporters are sleepingš
I am scared
just wait
Check #šøāphotos a developer replied
What yāall think better stiletto or m9 bayonets
M9 ez
Ok good cuz I have a m9 digtal Burst didnāt know if I should sell for knife and glove
hello
Yo
Hmm
@small lodge you there?
Yes I am
Ik the answer for your issue
The thing is no is playing in the Poland server that's why it is not matching
Try other servers
Maybe because of the game not opening
hi

Anyway, it's a training match, so I don't have to match players
M249 ideology
I restarted the game and it works
Mine too
whats that
For other players it didn't
Maybe they should clear the application cache
Tell them
nothing wrong with me
I have 5 min cooldown
Good
@small lodge tell them in #šøāphotos to do that
is it only happening to certain people, like russians?
nope
Here's my number y'all gimme a call will ya?
Hehe boi
Hehe boii

I need a mod help

Why
Got a big issue
What issue
leaking phone number which is against to discord tos
I canāt join games with my data, only my wifi but Iām not at home..
I only can launch them and nothing more
It's not leaking plus I gave my own phone number
for exemple,
Yeah I can't help
okay thx
It's not against tos as far as I know
its still sharing too much
hurts you more than us
Wsggggg
can I have a mod :/
it is
Get a cat
better dont
there is 300k people
Ok
Damn
Damn
Damn
Damn frfr
Felt that :/
you can't
š
Guys itās me or everybody got the same bug since weeks ??
No hot singles in my area
Witch bug
To bad,matchmaking
Skill based matchmaking
Lol
Canāt join game but can launch them
Imma release no for 20 seconds so that maybe I can get bishes
bro
Nah,that might be just u
who was it?
naaaah
mod can I talk to you rq
I would not repeat it
Only 1
I have not acces to photo channel anymore
Damn,thank good i aint trippin
select a role in id:customize
update your discord if you can't access this
thanks
Uk,the best motivation u get on standoff is from a random russian swearing at u
Gets me hyped up
@silk kraken ?
919180078729031691 this guy leaked his own phone number
Oh no
YE
God
He should be in federal prison
Bru
š
He should be in GantuanamoBay
š
call the Cia Quick
@peak trench š©
He was being silly
I wish I was as silly as him
mfw i look up someones phone number in their countries data base and dox them :clueless:
Same,ima go drop my coords on tik tok
-109.287.297°
Here
already did

Najs
Frfrš
Cherry
hi
Hi
how y all can be cyberbullied ? Just turn ur phone off bruh š
Or just Handel it
Genius
same with this case
I can handle someone telling me end my self
Nice
It's not hard
I get yelled at 18227 times a day just by being in a cod lobbyš
That's nothing
Depends for who
I have a oculus quest 2
God i know perfectly this
I play a game called gorilla tag
Lol
Lots of kids say the n word
Ohhh ye
Like it's nothing
It is nothing
I still play mw2 (2009) and yoooo some lobbies r insaneš
Its just a word
šdamn
IGGE
r
ššš
Best combo
Newborn
no
Neutrulistic star
iz NeighboR
Nuh uh
Nuh uh
Yuh uh
NUH UH
yuh uh
YUH UH
I live in Niger, and yāall ?
Yuh uh
šin austria
Damn bro
I lied a lil bit
racist ahh mf
put**
oh
š
you have some basics
xxxxDdDDD
rude but you got em
brooo
yoooo baguettes are insane bro
ppl be leaving mid game or it hadn't even started
as a french man I destroy em
maybe u to strong ?
if u like that just done queue duels wtf
Or donāt queue at all
gm
Gm
gm
gm
rare sight of rosie being here in the morning snd not midnight
yep
im like the worst player in my friend group
(tbf my friend group is like legends-champions)
no
then ur not worst
silver but i compete with legends
š
im worst master there is
i lose to golds
š
but somehow being gold 2 i won against and played against sayang
i didnt get cs2 inv :::(((
H
eil
nice game crashed
game L
meh cs2 reportedly still feels weird in terms of movement and shooting. So playing it once it's fully 1:1 to csgo will be better
but i wanna make my laptop explode
mine does at least once a day
lol mine will explode too probably. Did you see the muzzle flash and smoke from deagle shots? Looks beautiful
very unlike cs, It actually looks nice

š¦
š¦
Hellooo
What's is that promo ?

š¦
it's SO2S6DUNE
So2dune or what?
nice yellow sun

nice english
I got nothing
LOL
if you update game you will get Graffiti "Sunstrike"
Hmmm
nightmare of every iOS user part 2
nightmare of every iOS user part 1
š¤š¤š¤
garlic confit failed!
