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Yes
oh
i am so tired
Just sleep
very hard
because i know ill be thinking for about 1-2 hours
before falling asleep randomly
When will come update someone know?
beat meat
so ur body feels relaxed
and tired
no
and have gud slee0
i sometimes do that
and i go sleep more peacfully
cuz i dont have to force myself
to sleep

Hmmm
hi nox
Hello
@sour star hi.. how you got that role at 5v5?
dm coms bot
and send proof
u prox gf?
Yes..
Gn
If only I understood what you're saying
Portugal
One tacco plis

did someone call
yes
he said anyone brazillian that can give him some skin
Hi
What happen😐❓
When does the new season come out?
Resell it
Like buy in store and resell for profit
Well cuz u can find gum there?
Wdll u buy from stores and sell at school for profit
Nahh

🐱
Bro the match making in this game is dog
Does anyone have a m4a1 bubblegum that they could sell me for 313 gold? 🥺🥺
hello, where can i report someone for example aimbot?
in game
@rich crow go to this message link
I've already reported him, but it's going to take a long time
i hate pubs
@silk kraken too real (you might need this)
Selling Ak fabric storm with 4 gold biohazard stickers for 1300 gold, if you want just buy on the market
yo free money
My country doesn't pay this amount for doctors lol
if he asked for a high school diploma
i would say maybe kind of legit
fr
I am finishing my engineering College and i dream on making this money lol
idk what he works with so whatever
engineering is overated
i know
And you don't have to pay 700$ a week for it
This is like 10 times the normal salary on my country lol
I make more than you
working in mcdonald's
Yes
crazy
Reals are like 0,20 usd each
Brazil
One message removed from a suspended account.
on blood
my teammates have beetle dung for brains
I invest my money
I just use reals for buying food
I this the worst investing thing i did was standoff skins lol
How u know
leaks
Lemme see
I don't even have a pc for that, pc gear are extremely expensive here, and even if I try to import them, the government charges taxes on them
U got link?
Cs 2 is gonna be good so
Is Valve so i don't think they will mess up at the end
Obvioulsly will be garbage in the first year
But they resolve it after
Like cs go
.
Hi
🦛
Hi
guys when nebula bundle sell?
@proper gyro you should wake up now! 🦘
🗄️🥖

I hate defuse match making
anyone have the code i'm new
Yo
Why is it when I go to ‘watch an ad for coins’ it gives me a black screen and a white spinning circle
Read #🛟│faq
@proper gyro You should wake up
Orange chicken
🤨🐒 (wake up)
my go to
Can I get a eggroll with it?
🐓
🔁

You mean eggwuh
Da eggwah
edgar
🐓
☝️
darman
the egg bounced twice
No no I saw it bounced thrice
Omg dumb Texan be making up words⁉️⁉️🤣🤣

Rip to the education system in Texas ‼️‼️‼️
look it up dumb californian

boom bank
chinken generator
Insane
Live reaction: j
the j
Me paying disney+ just to watch air crash investigation:
@normal sedge the j is real
🦛
disney+ modded (unlimited money)
I j the j
I have that one
boing 424 or whatever
It no work anymore
yo can some help me
Boing
I hate turks they all talk shet and too scared to 1v1
boing
what is a good
🐓
🫴
mouse

i cant send the picture in here but wait
is this a war declaration
im planning to buy one
yourself
no like
I think he rat
computer mouse
Send it in #📸│photos
Mosy likely
alr done
i dont find the promocode thing
Cursor Input
yeah
Fake
They just annoying and too bad to 1v1
fake
ohhh alright thanks
guys im being serious
I did 1v5 on them
No
i want a good cheap mouse
yourself
friends recommended logitech g502
all i have is an 8 year old lenovo mouse

my current mouse is a $4 office mouse from a gift shop
The reviewer reviewing the product I just bought: "this is trash, don't buy it"
Use a random cheap rgb mouse from DIY store. :troll_face:
im buying a mech keyboard too
okag
watching that reviewing video after purchasing
Real
Laser keyboard 👽
virtual keyboard
i somehow broke the membrane on my laptop keyboard
tf is a general chicken?
I’m just gonna piss on ewalk’s car engine so it run on piss
Eggwah

How
2nd in command
I think hellcat swap needed
the key got missing right

Fill the engine oil with piss for extra pissiness
and theres this
🐓
That’s very extra pissiness
need to actually figure out how to convert piss into usable engine fuel resources

Piss powered car
semen

My science teacher saying piss water > regular water for plants
i would like to prefer it as Eco-friendly
🦛 Gonna water my plant with piss next time.
That is very eco friendly
piss water plant
pissin on the plants
bury the corpse 6 feet under and place a deer corpse 3 feet above it, the police dogs may find the location, but they will find a dead deer instead
insane advice
unreal
prompt: Joe Biden wearing all black fit in the rick owens fashion show
Nope thas wrong
Cuz predators will sniff the deer and dig it out
He’s got fake j’s too
And body will be left and traces will be left
The logo be like 
:getreal:
exactly, only the deer
not the corpse
my logo: 
My logo: 
my logo
Yes but that leaves the hole and dig marks
:massive_cock:

by that point the scents will be scattered

there's a strain of hair on your screen
Why is it when I go to ‘watch an ad for coins’ it gives me a black screen and a white spinning circle

how can you tell if a circle is spinning
Fat rats logo: 
That’s crazy
(false information)
(real information)
(information)
How a account get negative gold
Not my account lemme as him
Anyone who is silver 4 here ? In allies
Did u refind the gold?
hello
Hello
for example, on an account with 0 gold in your balance, you buy 100 gold, you spend it until you have 0 gold in your balance, then you refund the gold that you bought. now you're in debt to the game and have negative 100 gold that you need to repay before being able to access your inventory again
or or
pay it back
sell your stuff
refund again
they got 100g back
and you get money back
Ok got it he did the refund thing
What's the link of the official web store
can the devs add some kind of insurance fraud feature next update
yeah
need practice
Is it safe to buy gold from standoff website
yes, but you probably won't be able to (https://store.standoff2.com/)
Официальный магазин валюты для Standoff 2 – покупайте G без помех и ограничений
Why
Guys is bluestack safe?
only Russian and maybe Chinese users should be able to make purchases on it
I want to download on my pc
just play cs man
Download steam and download cs from there
I think my pc cant handle it
you'll get more fps on csgo than you would on standoff 2 on emulator
who wants so2
hello guys i need someone in my squad
i think so
hablan español?
you can't run bluestack with a trash computer either
that's crazy dawg
Hello
Competitivo ?
guys
i need help
anyone on?
i have a redmi note 11 pro with has 90Hz screen but my game is capped on 60 fps
idk whats wrong i tried many settings to change the frame rate but it hust doesnt go up or down
@silk kraken
India?
make sure you have the 90/120 refresh rate option enabled in your device's display settings, and try going to your device settings > "Apps" > "Manage apps" > Click the 3 dots at the top right > "Show all apps" > Search for "Battery and performance" > "Clear data" > "Clear all data"
thanks ill let you know if the problem is solved
Anyone know where to get codes?
nah bro
i am playing since zone 9 was added
i left for 3 years
game changed alot
Meow
Eh nthin much bout to go to sleep but cant rlly call it a sleep wbu
For me 6am
oh
do u know something about this
.
Install setedit
wut
okk
Guys how do i plant bomb
go to plant site and press fire button
Everytime i go in my inventory it doesnt let me select the bomb or my pistol
is ur screen all ok?
It doesnt let me select the bomb
Yeah it only lets me select knofe and ak
try moving the gun menu a lil up or down
@spice citrus
installed now what do i do
Swipe the gun symbol upwards
you on bluestacks?
Oh sorry
Type this command
And its value is 24.0
peak_refresh_rate
mine is set on 90
Would you rather
Use gyro but play in Phone
Or
Play in emulator
@paper tangle tell me
emulator
gyro is weird atm
so what I heard
and with emulator I can just edit all of my buttons and sens to whatever I please which allows me to play easier
Gyro just depends on each person really
people who use gyro practice their aim and stuff
not really the same with mouse and keyboard
which I have a lot more space to work with
and sometimes with Gyro it doesn't detect the movements of the phone
which can cause you to die in games
Emulator has advantage of 240 fps
ehh
not really
the pros are the mouse and keyboard and the fps
but with emulator
Phone issue sometimes
you move slower for some reason
Or game
doesnt work
?
U need to restart ur phone
okk
who wants to play
Moment
what

Popdak
Guys should I sell my clan [51] for 10k gold?
i mean i would
It works like aim assist
Im 19
Which is really bad
Not really aim assist but yes
They added on player request
Yea, That sucks
It changed for poland and turkey region
Why not us
I'm also waiting for the nebula collections to enter the market
Can't wait to see how much it cost
they added what
Gyro
Cause not yet
Karambit will cost 3k-3.3k as per my guess
Let's pray that the trailer will release today 🐔🙏🏻
like 5 indians
And awm 180-220
True
Player request🤓
A lot of players were requesting to add gyro so we added it
"Pubgm players can't play any game without gyro" - Albert Einstein
Maybe
Idk about p90
Could be 500
100
yeah and they banned tablets from tournaments
It'll be cheap
who asked for that bruh
View advantage
Fr?
Yes
Previous lan tournament, They were using tablet
iPad has big screen and mobile phones don't so unfair advantage
a while ago
As per them
Bs
The view still works the same
What is axlebolt thinking?
Idk
phone players on their way to get ipad resolution
Add skins
Fr 💀
Tablet mode 🤓
truly
Skins is everything
imagine playing on the fold
I love kumo, But they need to add a better white gloves so I can pair it
show us
(I have anger issues)
Do the no scope 360 on the fold
It's feels the same as any other phone
Bro Navi defeats vitality and simple said “aight brah that’s it end of my cs career I’m moving to so2 now?
oh
Early retirement
Lmao
I don't i would play games on that phone
Something tells me that it would feels weird
His team too bad he had to go to so2 so he can solo carry
If Navi even downloads so2 once
It's gonna sky rocket user activity of so2
I still remember that one cs player playing so2
Dude anything is possible, Navi signed a clash of clans team
who is it
Who is it🤨
I'm trying to remember it, The Brazilian guy
Wait, Let me search it on yt, It's there
navi even signed a brawl stars team
😭
The crease and the delicate screen would deeeeeeefinitely not pair well with my gaming skills (they consist of me punching my phone screen, trying to snap it in half, throwing it, and maybe biting on it)
Literally as soon as QW Stephanie stopped funding
Navi comes out of nowhere
And signs the entire QW Stephanie roster
And they’re all Japanese
Ukrainian org signs a full Japanese team
That’s wild
They had like one Brazilian dude for the first few weeks
But language barrier
So he left
Fr
This is why you should buy a Nokia
Found it, It's Fallen
Yep
U have to be kidding
Oh sheeesh fr FalleN played so2?
He played during that one so2 event
Wait that’s kinda crazy
Nope
Buying a midrange phone to play high quality game

He uploaded that video on his yt
Yes
Chat I’m considering joining the dark side
I might download so2 on an emulator to experience it, because I’ve seen so many pc players being like gold level
With a pc
So like what’s the issue
Like there’s no way a dude on pc peaks at gold
So is it like a Fps issue
Is it the controls
Sadly, I am unable to can
No way damn
Sadge
It's not like youll be punish for emulating so2
It is dirty
That’s too scummy
I’ll play like dm and defuse and see if I can break my own records or something
how do you slow walk on emulator
This is ewalk territory, go elsewhere
That’s actually a really good question
yeah you cant just press shift
Maybe u can
I mean that’s why we’re here to find out
I’ll be using LD player instead of blue stacks though
Since I already have LD player for pvz2 mods
I don't think there's a way, but it's just defuse so I don't think it'll matter much
@rich crow if u gonna emulate so2 I wanna 1v1
It’s not even fair
Actually maybe it might be
Like my Fps might be capped at 30
Or the controls would have input delay
We don’t know
But I’m fairly certain I’d still win because it’s such an unfair advantage
Me looking at pixels when I peek mid
Are you used to playing fps games on pc?
Nope
Never played a Fps pc game
In my life
Ever in my life
Not today, not yesterday
Not ever
not even csgo?
No
Real
Not even cs
damn
Never touched a Fps pc game
The i bet it'll be pretty equal if nox is decent
not even tf2??!!
What’s tf2?
this is real
Does tf2 refer to team fortress 2 or titanfall 2
Bro Nox
first
Im literally going to beat you up
On so2
Dude don’t send that it’s gonna get me bricked up
They kissing
i hate this
Proof or didn't happen
Did you hate this as much as (ohh) tick tock heavy like a brinks truck
?
Dms
Ok but which do you hate more
A Tf2 fan animation is also where the "women ☕" meme originated from i believe
They think the same joke is so funny
Yes from tipsy duck
Actually maybe I shouldn’t have said that
I blew my cover
Oops!
I don’t even think it’s a tf2 fan animation
It just uses tf2 characters
Doesn't that count as a Tf2 fan animation?
Sfm?
The original video itself is about like a pill that’s able to change a woman into basically whatever is ideal
Yeah sfm
But not tf2 fan animation
His channel just uses tf2 characters it has nothing to do with tf2 lore
Depends on how you define a fan animation then
That’s true
For me fan animation has to at least
Be somewhat lore consistent
References to the source
Tipsy’s videos for the majority part use tf2 models but almost none of his animations are related to tf2 other than character models
Half the maps and scenes he uses aren’t even from tf2
Maybe community workshop map but
anyone play?
wasn't it the spy and medic
No
Soldier and medic
Medic goes “heh, women”, then drinks out of a mug while soldier drinks straight from the pot
ah
Original video is titled “Informercial: The Pill”
i have the urge to end myself rn
idk why
feeling tired
i just woke up from a nap
moment
Hello! Anyone up to play?
How can i get a refund on my whole account ?
Hi
yes
ask google or apple
then they'll refund
and axlebolt will lockdown your account
you can't use it anymore
my reaction when I can't do the wallpaper no more
I have to send a message to playstore help centre ?
its a mobak reference
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
😭
Dad joke
I’m ending my life
Bye bye
Sorry for the delay. I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
I

thats me

Also
you totally left your Discord on for the majority of the night

I know, I was at a friend's shed yesterday. He pointed to a ladder and said "That's my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder".
you turned my statement in to a dad joke
how advanced on dad jokes are yo
you in

Brooo
Help me
I have to send a message to playstore help centre ?
@paper tangle
Is it for the refund?
Yes
I simply read the news, but speaking of news. You ever wonder how cows stay up to date? I think they read the moo-spaper.
My whole account
You're one step closer to making me punch my monitor

Look on screen shot section to see my account
For refunds.
Android : https://support.google.com/googleplay/workflow/9813244?hl=en
Request a Google Play purchase refund with our easy, self-help flow that lets you skip the line and submit refund requests on Play purchases.
Some purchases from the App Store, iTunes Store, Apple Books, or other Apple services might be eligible for a refund. You can use any device with a web browser to request a refund.
It should be in the app store settings
Nice inventory btw
Thx
I appreciate it, but could have been worded better.
I uh
But really, such compliments are like a bee sting. And what do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
thought something else

istg
please
I cant take it no more

I cannot imagine using god as a way to turn it into a dad joke
You asked for it, sue me. But if you sue me and I entered jail... What if I was free to take my own mugshot? Then it'll be called cellfies.
Any new working promo
How much you do them for?
No advertising.
I would like them for
dms
Sigma male
Deal 🤣
Permnanetly banned.
When is the sixth season?

after this season
Should be within next season
Thx

What did you say. Please spell it out
I just said the F word
And got muted lmao
F word? Fun?
No
Funky?
I will get muted again
"I will get muted again" doesn't start with an F
🐲
Good night
yo


Yo
I don't understand what promocodes not working
bruh i get paid 250g for 1 thumbnail
._.
if you got them from googl
Coz every code is expired
they wont
yea
that's stonks
Seriously!
yep
what the hell maan
rowdy from rodwy???
I am a designer I don't get customers
i got screenshots of convos
yes i am rodwoy
I get customers asking for free
i have 3.6 years of experience
What should I do

U edit on PC or phone
Make it 6.9
what even is 3.6 years
3 years and 6 months
Pc
Yes, i found them there but when I put it in game, it say that "promocodes not found"
then 3.11 years mean 3 years eleven months??
They are just bunch of random numbers they won't work
what kind of logic is that
Technically YES
You get promo codes from russian youtubers, axlebolt only give em
yeah okay
not only russian
because axlebolt is a Russian Corp
Aah okay, so it can't working?
Or they just give it publicly
No it won't
yep
Either they give code publicly or to creators
yes
fake
Channel?
you can become one if you REALLY want promocodes
Last code was on new year 2023 if I am not wrong?
Axlebolt>>Russian creators>>Public
It gave xp
Public code I am saying
not only russian youtubers
Last code was new year onces right?
russian and turkish
Okay, tell me channel
i cant
then why Butter and lilith never give promo codes?
it will count as advertising
Butter have 32k subs bruh
Lilith gave
Lilith got sponsorship like some weeks ago
and he will give
he didnt
lilith gives promocodes
that was paid for ios
Akr startack codes?
look out for his new videos
dude I'm friend and staff of him
just wait a lil bit
he will give
that was a advertisement
32k and 100k+ is different
Then idk
Butter?
So he promoted akr sport startack?
Lilith
no
He gave codes?
bro
he made video about promocodes
and showed some promos for example
not to do an advertisement or something
he promoted
bro can't you understand it
i made this video with him
it was not advertising
and for bonus he opened some promocodes that axlebolt GAVE him
Ah yea I saw that vid. Literally all the codes got redeemed in less than a minute after upload
bruh
Exactly
Who redeemed 7 akr sports bruh
yes because he says,it's only for 1 use
even my game takes 2-3 minutes to enter ._.
those was for single use
I think that promocodes not working with me XD
because you found them from random websites
Yea but they always get used up in seconds. Even the ones with 500 redeem limit
so there's no way you can redeem them because someone else DID redeem them
russians with script

yeah
But who in youtube take promocode?
any people who watch the videos or the content creator itself
I think i got a refund but they Tell me Something bout 1-10 day 😭😭😭
YouTubers that became big enough for axlebolt
they will send mail
and views
you have to wait then
Wait you can write a script to redeem promos? If that's possible i can try
Lilith?
Yes😭
Time is money









