#💬│english-chat
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The channel for all axlebolt sponsored tournaments is Standoff 2 Cybersport
I only gargle with salt with my throat itches
alr
I don't gargle I swallow
I mean I drink water with salt
🐔
That's what she said
I drink water with salt for physical and mental benefits
It's the earth element
🐓
Yea that's what i meant too. Put some salt into the water and gargle
Isn't gargle like vocalizing whilst having water in mouth
And healt tilted backwards
Yes
It helps with respiratory infections
🦕
Like colds
And I said I don't spit
When your throat hurts
After gargling?
That's what she said
There's studies showing gargling with salt water helps with respiratory infections
I never had that
Never had colds?
Because I only breathe through my nose
🐔
U only get coughs and stuff by breathing through mouth a lot
Or standing around in a place with mold
I mean when your nose is clogged, u ain't breathing out of anywhere else
My nose gets clogged if I don't use it
:sp:
🦕
During a cold
Sneeze cold
I don't remember having a cough cold other than during covid
But none other in the last 7 years
Maybe 10
My brother shoves thinly rolled paper up his nose to force a sneeze whenever his nose is clogged. I tell him not to but he does it anyway
Also when my nose would get clogged I have a technique of almost covering my nostrils with my thumb and index and breathing lightly through them
And they unclog
Usually temporary
The hot air seems to be doing it
My throat itches because the ac has mold
And I am coughing
I saw a video on nasal irrigation and it looks satisfying as hell. You can do it yourself at home and flushes out all the mucus
Anyway I'm off to eat dinner
🦕 🦕
But like, nasal congestion isn't caused by mucus and I noticed that back when I would be told by a neighbor lady to "blow, blow harder!" "I can't 😟" "blow" while being put to blow my nose
🐔
It's the lining inside that gets inflamed and swells
Tbh I feel like blowing nose during such a cold only makes it easier for bacteria to enter
Ni
Nato mixed with raw eggs is so good
Where Japanese channel :(.
honestly every time i see aquarium gravel i js wanna eat it
crunchy
it would taste like m&m
hi
I think
🐇
Speglelelelel
Eggeglel
:popegg:
gRab It
🐰
sup
nah my feet hurt
Hii
Best video game anime
Can't wait for second part 🐔
i love the ladder
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I can’t believe there were people in crunchy comments complaining about the animation
Imo the animation is super
It’s my 75th anime lol

Hi
Hi
n0c0d3T0dAy
This is the code?
That’s up to u to decide
Is gat rwal code?
what
Bad
Sup
same same
Hru?
Wsg
This code is not working
does standoff have an account on so2?
Lol
Guess so
Yooo
saying on russian that your account gonna be blocked
Scam
do you know russian?
No
Ssme
What does that nean
@unreal sluice new mushoku tensei ep today. It keeps getting better and better
Dam ill dm u later
accept friend request
i'll send a sc
screenshot
of the translate
he sended me again
.
Is this game ded now lol
Idk
tf..?
?
nothing
k
Block him lol
i did it.
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Oof can’t find no one to play wit
Same
Hi
Fr
Yes
It takes a minute to find a game
Hella active then
Yoo
Sup

try this it should work c0D341D10t
Not working
:)
bruh
Nice pig
Soup
Dawg I was just on c.ai and I got sa'd by Griffith💀
Jesus Christ man
But then I turned him straight by talking about Latinas
Sup
Nah lol still alive
How to report cheater
You can report him in game
im bored
4 is generally used for A
Yes
looks like a cow to me
What is this
out of my mind
c0D341D10t
i am green
K1(( u8 s3(f
i wanted to say i am black but that would have been racist :(
hell
o
whaaaaa
O

Who wanna play im bored till the rank i wanna hang myself
what rank
What is ur rank
cuz im master rn
u dont mean suicide do you
that would be a real bummer
ah
I forgot my mains oassword bcz i got new phonrle
i will go take a shi
Okay
forget password?
dude you need to manage you accounts properly then
i somehow never did anything stupid
yeah
y spend on those when you can just use the trusty notepad
I dont have a pc
It's on mobile too
But i know ive spent on that account like 1000 kn (150€)
You can generate random passwords and save them. It'll auto fill passwords for you. The app will be protected by a password of ur choice
@tough meadow i fint have a gmail
tbh just remember your google account one and let google do the password management
y spend extra
Not everything has a Google log in option
But my current acc is stacked with epics
Bitwarden is free and open source
i could never bring myself to trust a free password manager

You missed something important, it's open source. Meaning you can see the code for yourself and know nothing shady is going on
i have trust issues

also open source can be a double edged sword
It can be hacked?
not necessarily but somebody theoretically can find vulnerability more easily
There's a reason linux has literally no virus that can infect it. More people search for vulnerabilities and fix it than people who exploit said vulnerabilities
still that doesnt mean their is a 0 percent chance
and i dont really need a passwword manager
With enough users, there's less than 1%
Having one password for all accounts is not safe
better safe than sorry
no i dont do that
d
I thiiink
its ok wtever u did, god will always forgive
Repent
lmao
its too broken even for him
realest
Hey
bro lost
ey
Whatsup
wait @wind grotto
Not you
are you the same killer
pls report me in lost n found
Anyone comp?
Killer my homie
from that comp game
which server
I’m gonna tickle your cat if you don’t play Allie’s with me
Quick question
Have yall met any youtuber in a game?
a guy with an amongus pfp invited me into a lobby
i think so
was him name dk something
dk gaming
yea it was probably me
yeah
yea it was me
My back hurts
i played bad right?
Yeah from my back shots
🦩
i left because the guy invited me without telling me it was an asian server lmfao
idk i left
Roids?
i think you did ok, the enemy was too good for us iirc
They're not good for your heart
I have killer the same backshots😭
WHAT
its okay I’m 14 too😈🙏🏼
Killer run Allie’s with me
I’m tired of my brain dead teamates
he just tricked u into telling your age
do u think this innocent looking thing with a anime cat girl pfp a 14 year old?
Trust killer I’ll carry you
Hey dude, how many hours do you have?
Who?
Uhhhh
i was asking zf
Askeeed
Idk and idrc
I just wanna run Allie’s wit someone
I have somewhere like 910
☠️
😍carry me fr😍
i have only 1% charge so no
Damn dude charge your phone
Smh
anyone wann run some 2v2s
I’ll carry you sockio😍🙏🏼
:)
The charger right next to him: 🐓
Dms
preferably on an american server but it doesnt matter
Okay
🗿
sockio name is weird
You playing while charging all the time probably : 
i wish i could
How did bro guess
I'm charging rn
Average standoff playerr
heats too much while charging
i cant play shet while charging 
Damn T-T
Maaan sometimes I feel like I could immediately do a handstand
But then I barely do 10 pushups
🐔
side effect of drugs?
How do i get ranks
🐱
Nice pig
play more
🐱🐡
Game so good even donald trump plays it
its felis catus
👍
🐡 🐡
But how many games do i have to play to get rank
true true
He's not that good tho
Bruh why am I lagging again
10
Nvm
Am betir
Nvm x2
Oh what mode
Any one can give me a real code promo?
Ok
c0D341D10t
Am stealing your oil
Bruuyyhhhhh
Helo
I had 1.2gb cache on discord
Yippe
🦉 🦉 🦉
Not working
😦
you r too innocent to be here
Do yall play terorist or the police
😾
😁
The police lol
I Feel like the game j
Has race war terorist Are mexican And police Is normall
not the police 
I play police
Bruhhhhh 🗿🗿🗿!!!!
its ct not police
I aint leting them thru the wall
Yea the bomb they planting is to destroy the border
Counter terrorists
Yep
not border , the wall
I used to play terorist at the start
Yea yea
I press > send, messages just still send after 2 seconds
But i seitched from afghanistan to normall
Rael
The terorist Are Afghánistán And mexicans the Blue t shirts Are mexicans
In the terorist team
whaaaaaaaaa....
why tf did the game disable competitive for voting a player too much even tho i voted a player once
Wait this can be played on PC???
no u didnt, you tried to kick innocent souls again n again. you should feel ashamed of yourself!!! you are damned for hell :(
🙁
emulators ya
E
I am not on pc
Why is standoff filled with russians
i’m stacked on standoff
also i was 2nd
Bro is racing
ion even play no more

let’s login see how much i’m worth
did i ask?

ok that was a joke btw
i don't understand that but k
Does anyone wanna play or 1v1 ?
Funny how Pakistanis came out of nowhere and basically took over Tekken's tournaments
Beating Knee for the title twice
Hello
Really?
@brittle knoll hello
Lol
┏┓ OK!
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Yea it's insane. They're dominating the Koreans who were the top of the game for as long as tekken existed
For the record it's 126.21
Hey man i don't remember asking for approval
🐰
I never heard of tekken news again
Nah you trippin💀

🐔 👍

Hmmm anyways... Takken... Yea it's been awhile since I play that
I'm real!
Tekken 8 gonna be out soon
Sorry, I don't know what are you talking about.
🐔
I'll buy and play
you are ai
Ai? Artifact ibro

hello
HELL NO
How do u not know
I'm not!
maaan
🐟
Ai stands for Artificial Intelligence
🐳
I am sorry, I don't understand what you are talking about.
Why you don't understand that I'm not an Ai.
Sorry, it is not in my programming.
because you are ai
Are you siri's other abandoned sister?
No, because I ate fried rice, yellow peppers, and carrots
iBroOS 18 beta (AI updte)
Your code is 466217
Anyways I'm not an Ai, understand? 😐
🐔
Trust me.
🐔 🤝 😐
I'm not an Ai!
its not attractive iguana????? 😭
🦕

Am in love.
Stop calling me an AI.
🐊
I'm not an Ai!
🐔
ok bro 💀
Lol
@unreal sluice Hi rosie
Hello
My shoulder hurts
My owner say that I should be friend with you.
:t_rex2:
Owner?
And I think your pretty 😍😍😘.
Bro has a collar too
Casual slavery
Yesterday, 13th of August 2023. The same man was still at the side of the gas station, when i was about to buy a pack of chewing gum he approaches me and greed with a smile on his face, he called me a bombaclat, im not sure what that means, but what's important is that there is an open registration if you want to participate in the illegal street racing right on 12226°E 11274°N, please knock 8 time at the black metal door. For some reason the man grabbed my hand and offered me some snacks cause i paid for his meal last week and shared a story how he got himself a suitable job.
🐔
Thx
I'm not a slave!
Sup
I'm his daughter respectfully.
Supidido
i read the first line as
Yesterday, 13th of August 2023. The Mass shooting
When is mushoku tensei ep coming out?
Respectfully what in the hell is this account
1hr and 30m for me @unreal sluice
I'm allowed to interact with people from internet so that my speak ability expand.
Oh ok
And my experience.
That means new classroom of heroes ep coming out in 1h
I’ve lived too long on this earth😭
August 12th 2036, the heat death of the universe.
This season is already shaping out to be really good. Novel readers* say it's the Am I Geh arc
I lived for 8 year
Thx for feedback.
Are you able to perform 5 continues frontflips.
Sorry, but im not capable of doing such a thing. 🙏😓😓💦
Every season of mushoku is really good
Also rukia’s bankai was so beauty
Beautiful*
I must say you've disappointed the human race
Are you objecting me that I'm not a human?
I told you I'm a human!
Not an AI
Can you do 5 continuous front flips
😠
@unreal sluice are you from balkan?
i can toast 5 loaves with one stove
Hey
Came from?.....
🤨
i am impressed
Thankfully not
I.... Don't know where I am from honestly....
Lol
i saw ona/oni, that's why i am asking
This conversation is interesting from me.
I’m from Czech
it's okay, sometimes you are just incapable of performing such a simple task that a toaster can do
Any one
Urban legend, right?
Guess not
Ona is an urban legend, I thought you were talking about it
no, ona/oni means she/they in most slavic languages
so you coudnt get revenge? someday
And.... I... Never saw once that I have a mom.
Alright.
Who am I?
wild
everytime i stay night until 1am there's always these mice up on top the attic that screams, does that mean they're breeding
Who is my dad?
nah 💀
Where I am from?.....
🐮?
Sheesh dude, what's this chat
Maybe
very normal
I..... Am.... Really 😵
have you seen mouse gives birth
Confused....
cause i havent
when i joined i thought that ppl are going to have a convo about a game
possible
Nope
I have something in mind that's the most normal, extremely normal thing in existance
they are mammals so yea they do give birth
catch one
two*
No but I have seen a mouse suicide
🐔
Damn
Test
🐭
Ai program has been stop by owner in the name off --Eve-- .... AI turning off
how does mice suicide
User login code 7963330
🗿
I don't need to forcefully capture them to breed, it's not like i need an army of fleeing toxin to overthrow my local McDonald's over what they did to my last order
Welcome owner to Desktop
7963330
that esex was crazy
they already have enough
What are y'all talkin bout?
Poping
Real
I just woke up lol
🤨
Btw it's real Ai no joke
Good morning
What karambit is good?
I would die if I lie
breeding mices
do you think 9 rats are enough to make their own tails tangled together cause of their liquids produced from their body and left for dead
Of shame
So real
Yes
Rat enthusiast @hexed igloo
Gigayai
🗿
Ik ik lol
I won't lie, but if you were to land an airplane onto the Pacific Ocean it won't be a rough landing
maybe if the cage is small enough
Why don't just flip the plane to decrease the speed

????

💀
👍
Wdym
do you think 15 hectare of field is enough to impress my english teacher
no but maybe your geography teacher
Perhaps
Helo mem
mem
I don't understand imperial system on math lol
sa
#🇹🇷│türkçe as
where do you pull out so many random questions from
my
erişim yok diye oda geldi
my rubber room
From his last back braincell
id:customizeden Türkçeyi seç
makes sense
oldu mu?
locked in a rubber room full of 🐀
And just costs repair fee
We used to vote for the mods that will come to the game, now where do we vote?
Mostly gamemmode for arcade
And the update is desperate
They don't have many idea
eyw
if you were to have an ideology of a country to think that the sustainable price for a bag of rice is $1 each, will the
Np

@hexed igloo can you teach me something? I'm kinda dumb
ussr?

sun
close match but lions def win
You
does it include hyper-gamma malfunction
Cuz your majestic
But a billion lions is a lot of lions tho
Sure
True
no
I have one of these questions
This might be the question where you have to squint
their are 8.1 billion human i say that more mass than 1 bil lion so i think the sun definitely wins
Who would win guys?
- The whole universe
Or - Black hole
that's like 10 times more than 100 million!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
if humans cant do anything to sun yet , lions cant either
A billion lions
My brother
🗿
He delete the black hole
It's a lot of lions
facts 
Idk about this pointless question lol but it's fun
You lack of knowledge, Liberals. I know in fact that the sun turn yellow cause someone pissed on it
such logic cannot be think logically
TRUUE
dont u dare call me a liberal
You've been rayed with piss?
holy piss
Obviously someone took the cloud early game to fly themselves to the sun and pissed on it cause they thought they slick
Anyone allies? Silver 4
I piss in your meal then 
do you think omnivore drink piss
Piss is piss
i knew someone is gonna say that before me
Wym by that?
🗿
yes
But.... It's white....
Flavorless ahh piss
I always making that for my girl lol
ayo
I don't know what to say at this point

Sometime she wants it directly to her body
thats a bridge even i dont cross
do you think that making a huge origami of a horse face would make a long face enough to cross the atlantic ocean
I'm talking about yogurt.... I always pretend that it's piss
shut up dont u see we havin such a important conversation here
if its 6 inch long than yes
.
Master to fold more then 8 times
measure now, your entire utensils are 6 inches
I'm kidding, don't shove it up your orbital void
Imma shove it till it came out
I have eye accuracy of I'm seeing my girl cheating from 4 towns away
my girl never cheated
Lucky and honest
she lives in my delusional world
Then can I have her? 😍😍😏
hell no
Yes I am
you have a license for that?
I'm gonna steal yo girl
does AI need girls?
I'm the spy
AI girls needs me
do u need him?
Nah imma put her with the rest...
Rest in peace, girl #12
I currently have.... Ehhh.... Wait imma check the basement
Hol up alr
Brb
I have 145 girl
And they have been donating lot of kids
Hi I'm new can you give me tips or anything to share??
Get good
Ty but how
How big is your basement
Idk... Maybe 10 km
Bruh has an entire city in his basement
The end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never
Imagine being so bad you lose to me whilst either hacking or having an unfair advantage
Easy to say😎😬
Have another?
I will play so2
(Real)
I'm kinda bored
Id?
My name is MoBaK ingame
Same name
someone send me a matchmaking server..
2v2s anyone>
Where to go when you encounter a dude with cheats
Encountered a VERY suspicious duo
I even stalked their recent matches
Most likely his friend had cheats and the other?
Just being boosted
Does anyone here know?
ty
you have report button
where they live then
Multiple games where his match results were cancelled because a cheater took place
Aint that a little bit suspicious
just let it go then
Hoping that ill never encounter him
I used the report already
It might take a day or two who knows
From here on out im not risking my rank because i might encounter another cheater
de si stjepaneeeee
@buoyant sphinx dje nisam
Jucer neko mi kupio stiker od 10g za 4000
Malo vise srece sam imo
ne seriii
Da crest
Onaj iz fireborn kolekcije
Pa sam posto opet
Tamo da se vidi imal tog opet
a vidim pubg igras
english only
@vale sparrow srry elite
ik ik
rn my inv is around 6k
Not bad
i will put 4k more in 3 days
@vale sparrow do gw better
Then spenting
Help this sad community
If there is more gw People so2 community wont be toxic
not really
Yes belive me
then ask ters
Ciganče
Yes
Of there inv
My acc is worth 1100 i think
Or people that have no life and play the game 24/7





