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Yo guys when you will be able to sell the skins from the pass?
when it comes out
what to get out?
😂
the next update/battlepass
thank you
np
No 💀
Then when?
1-2 week after the battle pass ends
I think it ended 3 days ago
yeah
there was a bug in which it shows that there are 0 days left
…
I did not know
Now you know
Ye
Does anyone knows what camo the Alpha CT using ?
guys
i screenshotted someone
his neck is literally broken
not even holding the glock right
Cuz he left the game. 
where are my missions
I am a man on a mission
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wanna play 1 v 1
Hello
Uh guys when will the new battlepass begin?
Is that an anime?
Manga?
Oooh

Dont tell me that is included ntr
Some ppls favorite

stiletto tie dye 007
is there a new promo code?
lmao

Why you play rank tho?
do not read subahibi
read subahibi

I ain't racist but the
is cooler
yo, is the fable box going out of the shop?
?
Yes but not today
I'm done with so2
other games in asia server is constant 70-80 ping, meanwhile I'm getting disconnected frequently every round or freeze or rubberband
my wifi is average
How many mbps
it does
i have 50mbps and still run at 50-55 ping
it's the game
i can smoothly run other games
you're clearly trolling bye
bro coping so hard
mae
?
!
mae
How tf am I meant to defend site is 5 shotgun hits at close range do 63 damage
another coper
How do I quit standoff 2
quit standoff 2
A head shot from a spas does 700
@bitter carbon @bitter carbon @bitter carbon @bitter carbon
cope
sorry
I smurf in defuse (apparently)
@bitter carbon can i have your number
citizenship
do you support the tomato farmers
of course i do
I like tomatoes
especially cherry tomatoes
Bought an entire box
at them all in a day
for snacks?
i love snack
Nice
you're a snack
do you dice your tomato
tometo tomato
toe may doe
tornado
aughh
sometimes its not a good idea to walk your tomato
When the new seasonnnnn
Does anyone have the code for me please
i pissed hard
Dud
Ucan make a living out of it
Edit for a YouTuber
And my nitro is gone
:(((

i wish
im trying my best to match a set off skill based on a Big company standards
Aint no way i just had a match with 3 russian vs 3 ukraine 💀
just buy more
I went from being 5 mmr from ranger to gold 4 bcuz of being put up agains smurfs
Cerra el pico
What bad luck
Where's the battle pass boys
Just ended 2-3 days ago☠️
)))
Hi boys you go play standoff2
guys
What
A whole lot less
why
Bro just sell the sticker☠️
this thing
xD
Well
Don't sell it then
And keep it
In inventory,its getting expensive everytime
No matter what sticker it is
It will decrease in value when it's placed on a skin
because im getting loses
Trades?
okay
It isnt but okay
how much is the most cheapest jkommando
If u can t buy just try make coins for boxes maybe u have any luck for skins
Ima read it cuz u said not to
thanks
ill try to save G for it
He tricked me!!
Now I actually have to
It is wdym? By pay to win mean like u can t even get 100g by playing so much like 1-2 yrs,brah the game makes u only pay if u want good skins/ knifes,tho is good that u can t get knife easy but a 10g skin broo,its so hard if u don't pay😭😭😭😭
Welp
There's no advantage regardless of how much money you spend
100G is worth like 100 pesos in my country
Soo that means
jkommando prism is 900+
play black souls
so i need like 1000G because of the chances of it getting high price
If you're bad with alot of skins then you're just bad
If you're f2p and you're bad then you're just bad
U can get it with 900 easily the knife gets cheaper then expensive everytime
No pc
sadge
I can get you a pc

Will the latest battle pass be in market?
In 14 days
They are useless
What do you think?
Maybe it will go up but no one gonna waste their gold on useless items
I bought sprays and I dont even use them
Why would u buy😭
will furious collection skins prices go up or down
They will go up eventually
Up,furious case is not in shop(like these currents with 100g each),will probbaly be like origin but a bit cheaper since is the second out in the game
i hope the sport ak skin will
Before it was 10-15g so ig it will
21 kills and -25
Guys, does anyone know what the virtual number is?
do you mean the imaginary number
no i think
For example, I want to use an American number for Telegram
But I don't live in America myself
I don't know if you understand what I mean or not
Depends what your using the number for?
for telegram or whatsapp
There’s millions of virtual number 💀
+61 Australia
+1 United States
that 62 tho
I didn't even buy it lol
🦕
do you not have a phone number?
Because our country is sanctioned, we cannot build It is very difficult to get a virtual number
Eh
I have it, but I need a virtual number
If you don't know what it is, search on Google
To the fields you go
What the poop
It's literally a replacement
🦕
American number for telegram what the heeee
yo game dead as heck💀
Okay mr worldwide
Meh 🦕
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Mayonose
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I live in Iran and our country number is 98 But I have an account in Telegram whose number is for Russia
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what does mbp mean
hi mayonnaise
Because I don't want anyone to have my account
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Yes
U go eat grass with your other friends
It is a ridiculous country
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no problem
can someone name fan art skins that made it to the game
🫡
None.
do not read subahibi
do not read subahibi
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good
Rip
i heard the g22 casual was a pivate server skin that made it into the game
none of them
I think I have a reason why they haven't added any as of yet
G22 casual was supposed to be a Dev only skin, but got leaked by cheaters and they were using it ingame so they removed it and re-added again on the later collection
same as M4 evil, but it never made it to the game
U guys agree on skin floats being added?
what is a skin float
Either they're mid or they don't wanna pay to have some rando skin in the game
scratches and stuff
Could be very much wrong
look it up for csgo skin
factory new, feild tested, minimal wear etc etc
no that's different
I realize
Hi
only g22 casual and Awm treasure hunter made it to the game honestly
Karambit acid, ak sport v2 and others are like long gone
They should've added them
so a skin float is like how "used" the gun is? like in terms of how it looks?
But so2 is boring
bro the Ak v2 look sick
Basically
Ikr
yea
you can have a float so high the skin literally doesn't exist
yea
sounds like a dumb idea that was created to make even more money
i mean yeah
it doesnt wear off when u use skin tho
There's 1 skin that looks amazing in high float
I think @rich crow knows
hi
It was
by the way what looks better on m4a1 king, jkommando frozen or tanto dojo
And everyone likes it
hi ember
I like gambling
so me
no
hello mae
did you know that the fnfal charm was supposed to be under the barrel
Under?
no
idk any tho 💀
in the early versions of the game the menu didn't even work, it was there for no reason, it was just an image
the old Arms race icon has an M4A1 in it, but the M4A1 release 2 years after
lol
😮
under where
did you know the Case collection when you inspect a skin through your inventory actually has gyro
Under here
bruh every skin has that

it does
i have your skin
I do
i have my skin too
i kinda knew that lol
6)#?÷?×,×
did you know if you skin someone they wont like it
subahibi so2 skin (real)
U guys know a guy that has the best f2p inv?
me
i indeed did not knows this
i spent $2 does that count
thank you for telling us
Okay I have the best f2p inventory
proof
i never really spent the 200g on any skins
uhhh
i used it to make clan
proof
i have a gun
one
thats crazy
U own a gun?
Wow
it is called The Nigromancer m4
sheeesh
must be worth a lot of gold
only 500g
by so2 standart, it is mid
do you wanna know crazy fact about Standoff 2?
there is a ancient kraken underneath an island right Infront of breeze that wakes up because of the containers that fell on its head, if you go to breeze there is a chance a sound of growling can be heard behind the T spawn
Alguem pra jogar
Wait what

im just kidding but it would be cool
Who agrees
i agree
me
me 101% yes
i love revolver
This game is rigged wtf
They give people big hitbox
i hate it
yez
tf is that
yeah
just think how cool a revolver will be in sandstone map
thing is if they really going to make Season 6 based on sandstone that means we are finally getting a Revamp on sandstone
bro wants a gun from ww1
@trim wraith are you from portugal
no
what
i really dont like sandstone getting a revamp tho
Where you from? Lets play@trim wraith
it is very powerful, exquisitely crafted rifle, k98 would be a good pick too
but i think axlebolt won't add it because they like stupid modern guns
i love kar
Bet
if(3>2)=true;
else=false;
i do in south america
k98k or just k98
I dont speak english
Crap
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i play on pc too
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Cant
karbiner98k
i was just playing and left because of the ping
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bruh
Hola alguien tiene algún clan que acepte personas sin rango en competitivo
bro what
eh, i like the regular one but i understand carbines are good to
tf u getting so mad bout
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yeah, but i doubt they will cause they didnt Revamp Rust
they only did it to Zone 9 and Province, excluding sakura and breeze cause its a new map
hi

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mayonnaise guess what
gm
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grand morning lym
My ping is good but I live in God damn Australia 😭😭😭
good nyaning
i won a hundred and twenty four gold
Wake me up when they change the hitbox

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So hard to play so2
how
case
124
124*0.2 = X
124 - X = ...
balles et sexe
do you guys piss hard when you drink too much
Tu veux jouer
oui il y a
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i piss hard all the time
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do you Burst or Single
non merci, les serveurs sont instables
automatic
bro is piss holder
@rich crow it's literally the same account I showed you
the disabilities of playing stand off 2 while being in Australia are crazy 😭
mayo owns a big bladder
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playing standoff 2 for fun
Fr
Me living in Australia means I get 30 ping in Australia in dead servers and 1k+ in every other server
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how come
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All Australian servers are dead in fact
How high is ur ping?
Australian servers : 40, any other server: 1k +
how to get instantly banned here?
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i rage quit sometimes when the ukrainian kid dies to camper ryt in front him and shoot the wall instaed
bet
1k? goddamn dude how tf do you even play if the Australian server is dead
I was playing badminton today when I interfered with the racket and got hit straight in the head full force and started bleeding
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asz?
That's what I'm sayinggggg
I rack 30 kills per game and it gets boring and u can't join comp or allies matches
Erase aus? 🙃
And then the school staff just put an Ice pack on my head directly on a open wound istg
that would cause a world war tho
How to get gold?
every school ever
australia is not real, you're a paid actor
_ _
Bro I'm from Europe I came here couple years ago I'm starting to think Australia is just it's own world
Where?
Aha
australia is very weird yeah
Are the standoff2 case opening sites?
why would u need a case opening site for a mobile game
where can we report cheater?
Bro they eat there native animal
good
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we eat animals too
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how is it nato's fault
where can we report cheater?
iirc russia just felt like there was too many nato countries close to it and felt like invading their "old territory"
ty
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ik
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i remember hearing they don't want nato close because from that side they're easier to invade
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basically they're attacking out of fear or prevention
wasn't china a bigger enemy to usa??
Yo when's the major starting? It's today innit?
i fancy it today bloke innit
I would continue to converse like a British but most of their vocabulary are curses
Hello
Hi
Im` polands
Ok cool I'm from India
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true
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no no, he is polands
with s
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Who you pointing at🤨🤨
What?
You're pointing
hrlooo
so basically
what you need cherry!
Basically
Ah I see. At the femcel, also known as Asa
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I'm polish and I don't know exactly English
kurwa
Ty polak
insanity
mayo are you from india?!?!
india????
Mae you Poland?
you
no
🤥😰😫
My favorite lil goof ball
germany..
mae is Germany
Ok
Yea she started annoying but then got relatable
asa is so me fr fr ong
I cannot relate 😩
Cuz she has school
😩
i can relate because she has no men
Wot
Cool. I'm trying really hard to learn Deutsch but still stuck in A1 level
good
Mae you wrote a polish word
say what is this mean, wunderballën
What
Now I wanna read another chapter
wiem
🐓
gimme more chapters
to znaczy, moderator może nas wyciszyć
No idea. I guessing the first part's "wonder"?
wonder balls
What is the chance of pulling a knive from a case?
very very low
(i got lucky and got it 5th case ever)

Do not do cases instead buy knife directly from market place mate
yeah
Y we are writing in polish
Pisz po polsku mae
Guys is there a gambling standoff2 website
moderator może nas wyciszyć, nie sądzę, żeby to był dobry pomysł
Bo nie rozumiem do końca
oh
Mae a ile masz lat?
23
🔥
a ty?
What I woke up to
Ja 9 jescze
on the almight lord? for a fact?
Yes
możesz zostać zbanowany, jeśli powiesz ludziom, że nie masz 13 lat
good
👍
english
Anyone knows when will I be able to sell my blazing maw?
mam na myśli twój wiek, poniżej 13 lat nie jest dozwolone
in like 2 weeks
Wiem
Okay thanks
Looking for some scrim/standoff servers if someone have dm me
fosaa
I'm sorry
wow death threat
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The game is 6 years old, mm is already 4 years old and nothing changes
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but why
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you said you were from india
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i'm sorry
won't happen again
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mayo what you prefer
100 gold right now
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or knife later
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what. . .
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is flow tanto good or retro arcade
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oh
äh i see
you're so good mayo
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man i would have 10 cases, why did i open 5 like an idiot
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Anyone here have some red skins to sell?
yes
Which one
i sell you native american cheap
Sure
I have it already
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i can sell m4a1 paladin
when pass ends
not pass i mean in 2 weeks
How much u have some stickers on it?
Oh mb
U dont know how much costs
no stickers, for price i guess around 700
@rich crow what man
no subahibi
@rich crow Will see how much it will cost then form the prize
äh ok
...
Will see
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U boo what means that
hello, please join the clan, everyone refuses me even unknown clans
skill issue
but it is very expensive to create
What's the catch in the head of much worse skills than me, well, where did I try to join the clan
Yes i am not stupid still
Come dm@paper current
It is
dude I bet you're not even that bad
I legit got 0 kills and died 14 times last match
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the ramen guy
Just got kicked cause I'm azz
Yeah no
dang
Never touching a bike ever
Dango
why not
Why am i going against champions lol I'm freaking gold 2
skillset issue
skill issue
Bro you're minding your own business and some shidder crashes into you and you're the one to lose a part of your body
Relatable
this happend to me
i got rolled over by a bike once and the bike guy got hurt more than me, can confirm
man flew off the seat
bicycle
good
yes
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Okay if the game gonna have us playinf against champions
At least lower the amount of mmr we lose
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So it would be "fair"
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I have 0 faith in axelbolt
So what about the champion tho?
kind of L update
Are their mmr going up?
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I saw her leg 15 feet away from her
Rip her
Im not really a competitive player
Nah what
But i see why
so2 is gonna die if axlebolt
You read what I said correctly
That's just terryfing
Why I dont like bikes
terrifyingx
Well don't tend to ride one
I hate bikes now
sources??
💀
cap
no sources as always
Maybe If I was alone one the road
And I wasn't doing anything stupid
Then i wouldn't mind
2020 is still a W
But I can't trust anyone in these big metal tin boxes of death
fireborn is good because it has dragons

i also got expensive weaponry so i support update
dang
Where did u find this btw
I hope the summer update will be good
literally #📣│announcements
Exactly.
This mmr system is punishing more than rewarding
How to have a good time playing competitive?
It's literally so bad theyre players boost each other to legend
by avoiding playing it
Make sense in the sense of the human
And you can't tell me it isnf true cuz I recorded one player doing it
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I read that before
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That change won't do anything to save competitive
standoff 2 won't be good unless they add m1911, colt peacemaker, k98 and m1 garand, i tell you, everything else not matters
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Or ranked
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I mean allies
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Imagine getting bunch of match with people that have high rank, like damn bro waste of time
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based
That's not the actual issue
The actual issue is high ranking players using lower rank players for mmr
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True
Idk if you realize
The team with the lower mmr player immediately have an advantage mmr wise
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mayo casually tagging a dev
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⚰️
Yeah yeah okay mae
I guess that is why i havent been playing a lot of competitive after season 2
casual > competitive
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Fr
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Causal is mid
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my favorite is escalation, it's like all modes in one, is short and violent as well
At this situation, casual is probably much better than competitive rn
Nah,
Balanced competitive (non-existent) > casual
Causal defuse is like being in a room full of old ppl
?
Yes exactly that's why i can't play it
After 2 or 3 games I just stop playing
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pupyrka so good
Pupyrka is cute
what exactly do you mean?
Blush now
he wont

Sadge
ibro × fosaa collaboration???
good
today
about in 2 weeks
Im thinking about the market prices will go down again
Good question
This is me
frr
i only wonder when fable case will be gone
we don't know
only devs do
i want profits
Not anytime soon.
hopefully not in a decade
probably waiting for loose market activity so server dont die instantly
less time please
Maybe we do a little bit of pingin and then banned
And there's no guarantee it will be discontinued next year
true
@hexed igloo are cases discontinued ever year?
nox you are so wise
every season
do it if u want
Dont you see?
So a year basically
most of them won't respond
Season 1: Origin
Season 2: Furious
Season 3: Rival
Season 4: Scorpion
did i say Pheonix
LMFAO
phoneix
fable has years on the shop, if they remove empire or sharp i am going to be bloody furious, rampant even
new collection leak?
Hopefully they arent actually remove the fable case
Goofy ahh on biden
Season 6 Collection ‼️‼️⁉️
brother doesn't want us to profit 😭
Maybe they'll remove the glove case
i always thought furious is Pheonix cause the icon is bird
I also needed it too
And i mean not now

vs
