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Aerodynamics. 🦛
me
Tc*
i cant login
I cant play
stuck in connecting session
The only thing that I like about that car is the sound. 
Ye
I remember when I used to be bronze 4 and now I’m gold 2…
ur so2 stuck on connecting session too?
Ye
Ig so
Still can't top the Porsche and the Amg
When I start a match I can play it it just kicks me out saying connection failed

Got a old ahh video to show u
Lmao
You should be banned. 
wanna play allies and help me to gold 3
bruh☠️☠️
Anyone want buy my skin for 1000 gold?
Enter
wanna play allies and help me to gold
3
What is Standoff 2? 
Can't play in Singapore server
You have 1k in yt
I think it's down
Thanks for pointing it out, I didn't know.
Your welcome
Can we play allies and help me to gold 3
I'm not responsible for this. 
Anyone here can help me here why can't my game start on India server?
Why it's freezing
Ya
No like my friends are playing
You need your eyes checked right now. 
@devout bobcat @devout bobcat @devout bobcat
Because this is russian game all play only russian server
When will it be up
Not necessarily
L
In my country 20$
I am a racist, I race for a living. 🦛
nah gold pass more expensive than 1000 gold dawg
Ya
halal seek
Gold pass better then 1000 gold
how much was the first season gold pass
i agree cuz cases
Ya
11 cases
If i have 8 win and 3 loose how can i get silver one?
i was
Lol
i have 10 wins and 5 losses and i have siler IV
I'm in gold 3 now
15$ for me im crying dawg
20$ for me
Kick everyone out from your team and try to solo win the game by yourself. 🦘
every season = 3$+ on gold passes
He can't win solo
It's how well you do in those games
And who lost to
my first time i got a knife was a karambit red thingy i dont know its name there was a hacker that gave me this knife idk its name
i got it 2 times actually
I dont know but like gold player but my friend got 8 wins and 3 loses and got silver 1
its about matches not kills or assists or deaths
try not to make it 8-7 or 10-9
without a knife?
bruh
i can guess any gun from standoff 2
Calibration is a thing, you played 10 matches and subtract them all and you'll get your rank. 
i m bronze
(i m unranked)
why can't i play so2
guys what is the best way to get a knife without spending gold
error?
download it first
sell organs
My friend got silver one but not me still got unranked
Already
It literally said how many matches have you played.
Keep playing.
I'm happy. 🦅
Zharm
Ok thanks
So I don't have to eat at 4 am doing online endurance race. 
Whats the difference between GTD and GTD Pro
Definitely not mood
One is pro and the other is regular

Is this some kind of replacement for GTLM class? 🦛
Ig you could say it's like PRO, PRO-AM and AM drivers competing each other on a single race. 🦛
Idk. 🦛
Maybe the gtd pro drivers are more experienced
My safety rating is 61 
Is that good
Gonna go for 69 
0-99 🦛
I found a way to disable my stats from getting rated in online race. 🦛
Now I can demolish those kids. 🦛
Met with a kid he sounded like he's 9 oh god.🦛
I dont even play the game
Guys can somoane help me get out of bronze three?
"Who bought this kid PS Plus?" 🦛
Start in the back
I could
But u gonna wait
Lmao
After a hour i cant rn
just won 2 gafmes
both 10-6
lost points in both
thank you standoff
elite
this game makes me want to kms
You need to learn how they rate your team. 
this game just bad
Cuz you're unable to understand how the system works? 
Guys can some one help me get silver 1 in Allies or how its cald
K
i want to know how it works
bro typed that name in the axlebolt server
@grave spindle can u send match ID?
Don't lose against a team with their overall MMR points lower than your team overall MMR points. 
3 deaths = lose a point
i won the game wdym
not my fault this game is just terrible
what about the kills
idk why this messi muslim turkish guy is rude for no reason
If the lower team wins a round, they get higher score than your team when your team wins a round. 
i am on auto server and i keep getting turkey
selling 3000 gold on ios at 41 euros and on android at 34euros just for me to buy 7k gold from a russian at 35 euros
Someone allies usa server?
usa server has 300 ping
A bit. 
hmmm if i didn't die that mean i have to kill it's the same ig
Why I lost mmr
Didn't matter tho cuz I proved to myself that I'm not a shidder
still
tryharding to lose points
Can some one help me get to silver one in Allies iD52199416
just rtarded
2090 points just need 60 for legend but can't get there due to this system
win or lose I still manage to lose points
we can play together but I'm in Turkish server
For example if your team all 5 players have Gold 1 rank, and your team is up against full Silver 4 team, if they won a round, they get more score. And if your team won, you get less score. 
Why am I explaining all of this I don't play so2 anymore. 
and if they playing 5vs4 too
I'm Polish serwer but i have a 300 ping radius
A very drastic change in team overall MMR points.
i can't change the server cuz of the ping only Turkish and russia
Also players who kick are crunts
Me to ඞ
I hope u stub ur toe if u kick for mmr
I love kicking kids butt at the mosque for disturbing. 
yo thats disrespectful
I got the permission from the committee member. 
actually sometimes the system is good,like i was playing in allies mode and my friend left now its 1vs2 i killed them 3 rounds and lost the match but i got +9 in the end
They said yes, my feet gonna send them straight to afterlife. 🦛
yea u get embarrased in front of yourselves
Kazuhira Miller's gonna be proud. 🦛
"Boss, you killed a child? Amazing mission completed. That right there is why you're the best Boss. The one and only." 🦛
It's soo kool
Will some on tell him
The plane departed 6 months ago @timid cloud. 

🦕
Hello
Your llama is strange. 🦘
I'm from the futureeeee
My too🥒
Can somene help me with my rank
🐔
🦶 🦶 .
Hmmm fish
Boxer llama
Npc



🐔

Ye

He does indeed have a cool hat
Who is pro
I'm Zhxrm. 
.
/)_/)☆ 𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤~
/(๑^᎑^๑)っ \
/| ̄∪ ̄  ̄ |\/
|_____|/
Who is pro? 🐔
Yea
I'm Zhxrm. 🦘
Idk not me
Im begula in standoff abov3n.affect
Every other person make sure their name isn't pro right now 🦘
@verbal imp I have a sudden urge to turn into a furry. 

Wtf?
Hello it's your usual catboy Zhxrm. 
Bro tf
Cringe
Ikr
Nachoneko is the best. 
Like a real furry doesn't have an urge to say his fursona daily
🐇
This is my first time saying it. 
🦕
Why standoff 2 is giving server timeout error everytime I load a game
This is happening since 6 hours
Stop feeding your llama poisonous food. 🦘
Server is down ya
Which one can i use
You made your llama turned green cuz of nausea. 🦙
So many choices
He changes colors according to mood
🦕
And shape
Lmao
Ya a hen now
It's how I share my own mood/expressions
XD
So his mood rn feels new? 🦛
Evolution maybe 💀
I think we can say for sure that
Emojis are omnipresent beings
Especially kokodak > 🐔
He may seem like he's just an animal emoji, with a ._. Expression
But he can float, and clip through walls
There's also a 3d model online, idk who made it thoo
🐔

invest in the (i can't remember the name) berettas and p90 clash im telling you

Real
I miss Simeon, I wanna hug him. 
this guy knows whats up
Frfr
vendo conta cs prime no precinho
It's unfortunate to learn that Simeon got sucked into League of Laugh world and trapped inside there for eternity. 
Como habla english? 🦛
Who got gold
Start a review channel @unreal sluice
Me
Why?
Dm me
Since u watch alot of anime
I am never revealing my voice online + I can’t be bothered to edit subtitles or text to speech
I don’t watch a lot lol I’ve only seen 56 or 57
Coward. 
Fr
How much u have
3000
Omgg
Flostus simple case
Literally just do a high pitched voice with a bit of voice changer
Can i give you rare for 10 gold
🐓
Why can't you just be like your cousin, Timmy? 
I want rn soo much @unreal sluice
🐔🐔🐔
Fair
i need a refund for that gold pass
@unreal sluice answear
Bro down bad or I am not reading right
Who got gold
What if i paid you in 12 disabled mongoial uncles?
Hmm that’s hard
Good deal
Lol
I think u should take it
Because Rosie shy😴
Bro cmon someone give me gold im poor
He owned Amazon and Tesla at the same time, he contributed to the whole world by donating to less fortunate people in Africa. He's only 9. 
Why?
I want really
Why?
12 disabled mongolian uncles and 1 cabbage
nab.
Deal
For make my inventory look good
Bet
Why u don’t buy it yourself?
I dont got anything commons
🤓
I dont have money sadly thats why i asking
That’s sad:((
Yeah, u cant give like 10 gold
You still haven't accepted my friend request I sent to you 3 years ago. 
I give rare
Begging won’t get you anywhere
Wait,fr?
Ik
- you don’t need gold
🦕
(He sent it today)
Bro damn everybody got skins i dont
🐔
Swear on my bros grandfather grave right now
It’s not a necessity, I just had some money so I bought them
- if I give to you, how will it be fair to the other people I said no to?
Finally my life is completed. 🐔
Others have money i dont
Now back to sim racing profile. 🦛
And I can’t give to everyone
You should.... yourself now!!! (A guy standing, lighting strikes all over him)
Damn i hate being poor
Fr
Start with selling brugs
I made it out that way
Sadly got 2 life sentences
Im muslim its haram
At night its halal
What a nice looking man. I wonder what will he say. 
U dont got any gold?
I just come around to see my ol friends
Baller
For use
How?
Hell nah , I'm not giving my account to you cuh
Holy frickin' cheese. 💀 It hurted a lot.
Balls itch
balls itch 
Probably sitting for too long.
Try not to swear challenge (impossible)
Not really my balls, but a little bit under it. 🦛
Pfft
Some mf down bad giving away to bandits random numbers
Should've redirected to my number instead. 🦛
For the sake of funny, it's +60132725068 
I'm trying to typr
Bet lemme call them back real fast
But I'm struggling
What da nightly doin
gaming
My balls cramped a few minutes ago, not a good experience at all. 🦛
Bro experienced a balls twitch
Could've ended up badly
It's like hitting period. 🦛
I can't play any mode, it's counting down all the time but it doesn't tell me what to do
You cent
Where?
I would never do the rope jumping ever again. 
You can report but it wont help
I think you are girl
Where to ban?
🦕
Who can help
Hello sir, you are girl 😁
I am now identifies as She/Her 
Roblox has better anti cheat
I go as it
Yo i can play in 10 mins @verbal imp
Ig
Pls help with this, my frends play without me
Get back-stabbed by your own friends. 
Due to my lack of nitroism, I am unable to fully express my feelings using emojis. 
🦊
We got to make a roblox game for our multimedia class
Theres 3 things all furries have in common
Owo and uwu phrases, being abrusdly obnoxious, being extremely rich somehow
Nice pigs
You mean money laundering business. 
Oh that makes sense
🦕
U forgot catfishing
🐔


This gave me a terrible flashback. 
Testicular torsion
🐓🐓
Anyone from Serbia Croatia Bosnia and Montenegro wanna play
🐔

They are my people bro
Nice ethnocentrism
Why does he say my people LOL
Apparently it’s Piriformis. 
ADHD
Nvm
What's ur I'd.
Another reason why I’m still an Ableism. 
In China, they just called them “Deformed person” 
🦣

Nice deformed person
Mastodon Bass
🐡🐔
Anyone from Hungary
🎷🐛
Now I can finally see the beauty

😃
Scatman upbeat saxophone cover
🐈
I’m the scatman
I can hear it, but maybe it doesn't exist
I think I’m into scat guys
Damn
I need my decade dose of homo intercourse. 
God damn Naim, I’ll never forget what you’ve done to me. 
🐔 🐔
Like especially scatman John videos
🐡🐓
It’s catchy and gets stuck in your head
You pig
🤺
Why does the server still down
Any Hungarians
🐡
Cuz I’m generic zhxrm
Idk about that one
Oh nice
Tf2?
Team fortress 2
Nationalism is a joke. 
The really old and dusty pc game
You mean scat singing
Yes
(yes I did research)
Scat
🐤
🦛
I sing better. 🦅

Zherm can sing well with his 6+ accents

I’m a licensed professional racist. 🦅
Nice ethnocentrism
How can I get license
Ask FIA 
Russia top mfs when I put them in a Time Machine back to when Stalin was in power
Can we all agree we are all humans
Thank you very much
Who is FIA
🐔
We are all humans after all
We are all humans after all
Don’t put the blame on me
Don’t put the blame on me
😂
Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile🦅
Except @devout bobcat
Spelleelle
Hello
The heck is this org

Who is want buy my skin for 1000 gold legendary skin
It’s always from this server
No one
Same for the pazt years, but they died out
Happens mostly when u got nitro
Thanks 2e have holiday
Prob they wanna convince u to share somehow
The mf who sent me a friend req has one singular message
They think you got moneh
And it’s “hello”
How you know
Sent 4 minutes ago
I mean I do but 
Oh same
And they think they can beg
Probably the main reason
Why not just beg me in general chat
It saves a few seconds
Btw give me nitro 
just went 43/11 on a ranked lmao
Like what’s the difference between dm and general chat
Because begging isn't allowed
Why if you no want Why you replay you are angry kid?
In the sercer

Bruh they blocked the abbreviation for keep yourself safe
🐓
Based
I don't know
What
Who you are
Lol
😅

Yo is the Singapore server not working for anyone else?
Yup
I no play
It really sucks it's like that even yesterday
Guys do u know Axle bolt are Russians?
Keep yourself safe
Isn’t it motherland not fatherland
Ours
Oh wow I didn't knew thanks for the info🤯
Russia isn't even as big as the classic world map shows
Bros thinking they got half of the earth
His heart is, cold (baaaaalls)
The classic map is distorted
His moves are, bold (baaaaaalls)
🦕
Who's heart
He never grows, old (baaaaaaalls)
Yes
Nice balls
Eid mubarik
you too
That vid is
gold.
(Baaaaalls)

unbaned
From what
Say less
unbaned from da server
from a week
Bancode 5029: No swag
how do u know my old name
Imagine getting banned cuz your drip was weak
U right I got something better

Vote for me 2024 to be server mod
I will ban people who don't have swag
ew
ew nah bro u will be dc mod
Starting with @verbal imp
naw
Yessir
He will be the first to go
You got my vote
W

You should also buy me a miata mx 5
In addition I will give money to the people who had mad swag
Have



go swicth languages

ban
u ded
week
Week
1 week away from ban

Imagine having weak drip and getting banned
i am not admin here are js bad admins only girls they js untime insta if they know that they are girls
rip
The admins are simps?
Thats crazy
no
the admins are girls
I bet @rich crow would never unfairly unmute someone
He should be mod
So the admins are feminists?
they all i think are girls
I would never
Well its too bad i only like man's booty
This is why you should be mod
And buy me a mazda miata mx 5
Yes yes I will
Light work for me
u admins ? or wut
Only one mod/admin I’m aware of
That’s a girl
And it’s Hel
I meant light work in buying his car
girl or boy?
I would kill many people for a mazda miata mx 5
It’s only like 3k
3.5k €
wow can you believe this, i played in russian server and got arcane sticker. coincidence?
Yes
Which one
no
Thats like 4 months salary for me
Without taxes and food and rent

lion head
Mazda miata drift in traffic
Aww man you got the inferior red sticker
Damn
The crown sticker is better IMO
I love it
Crown>lion
Reminds me of the crown foil from cs
who?
but still
Preach
it's arcane
Hello
will be 100+
I’m trying to recreate my csgo Glock in so2
I have 2 stickers down
Are these skins and stickers gonna be sellable ?
Waiting on the crown sticker
No
should i buy buterfly?
aaaa
Yes
maybe I'll get another arcane of i complete mission in russian server
bet

yep
Damn, bro spitting facts
But axle bolt is like 20 russian guys and valve is one of the biggest gaming companies
Sooooo
are the servers down?
I remember how I got to huy butterfly legacy back in 2020, first knife ever
no lol
the animation is clunky
I'm sure there are more axle workers
i am a big suporter
But you're right
Eventually
Like a day or two after the battlepass ends
Million
Sometimes u just can't do nothing about it
million is a lot
A million dollars is waaaaay less than a billion
31-12
Still lost
And valve is a Multi billion dollar company
but still more than thousands
Can someone give me 6 gold
sure
No
see someone is happy with only 6 gold
Damn
bruh i said sure
For real?
and you're not satisfied with a million dollars
yes
Uh
I dont have a million dollars
My net worth is 19$
my is 190
Now how do i do it
$
but youd rather have none because you are greedy for a billion
Can you buy an item i list for 7.5g?
The item is like 2.5g rn
Bruh didnt understand the assingment
you said a million is less
Cuz it is?
@rich crow
?
I dont even have a million
even though lesser
Can you give me 6 gold
you don't have
because you want more
Bro get a grasp of the english language
You arent making any sense rn
I just said i would be happy if i had 1 mil
you are not trying to understand
What part of that sentence do you not understand
I dmed u
Read this
What does it say?
I would be happy if i had 1 mil
would you have a billion or million?
But i do not have 1 mil
A billion cuz its more
Thats just simple math my guy
that's what I'm saying
Why would you pick less?
you want more because of greed
Are you have the brain damage?
If i had to chose between 1 mil and 0 i would chose 1 mil
end of conversation
Someone standof
how greedy
why didn't you take 0

hehe
It’s natural for human beings to always want more, it’s human to want to crave and to give into temptation
However if it’s a case of “you either get 1 billion or 1 million dollars, nothing else changes in the world”, then of course you would choose the former option
There’s nothing inherently wrong with choosing the option that gives you more
The only factors in that question is either getting money or getting more money
All i want is 6 gold and 1 vanilla ice cream
If there were drawbacks in that “would you rather” question then that’s where it gets deeper and more complex
But I get your point, your overall main point is that people should be happy with what they have. They should be satisfied with what they have in their lives
No , i want vanilla ice cream
I was talking to vani not you
Idc
Well he’s probably not listening
Someone wants to play
If he’s a reasonable man he’ll be willing to actually read it and try to hear out my point
While you are out here talking about philosophy
I’m not completely disagreeing with him
He dosent care if youre agreeing or disagreeing with him
All he wants is skins on standoff
Dont you get it
Sure
I’m pretty sure that’s not the reason he started this discussion
He dosnet have anyone to talk to
If he truly just cares about making profit he wouldn’t have started this in the first place given that it takes up his time
Hello guys i have a question
What is it
He cant take a break or two
No, he’s a busy man and I seriously doubt anyone who takes investments seriously would get upset over a discussion as trivial as this
I use to play in 2019-2021, now i saw they add a few new things to the game and i said ok lets play again butttt i dont remeber what account i used
In that period i used to post private videos on youtube of my gameplays so i was able to find my profile is there any chance i can find the email i used to connect?
Used*
I don’t know about you but I don’t use my break time to get into discussions/arguments
Well his 5 min break was over and he coudlnt care less carrying a discussion with you while he could make more money
If anyone knows a solution 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
If you remember the email and password that you used, you can get in
If not then there’s not much you can do
I dont remeber the email i used i have a few
That’s the problem
Try them all
Try it with all your emails until something happens
I tried to contact support
You can always log out of the account at the end
But they don’t answer
I have all the proofs is my account
On youtube
I posted gameplays
They cant do nothing about it
U need the email at least
If it’s not the right one, no big deal just log out
And try another email
I tried a few but i really dont remeber which one i used
I really have lots
And some of them i dont even remeber
Not exactly,y we’ve talked before and he seems to be a pretty reasonable man so I’m sure he’s willing to at least read a bit
I hope the support can email me on that email address
Then why did he left your convo
Oo thats a good one
Joined after he left
I hope so
Is the unique chance i have
I just want them to email me
Not to tell the email if they dont thinks is safe
Damn i still dont have 6 gold
why would you add money
For skins ahahaha
you could have given it to charity
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