💬│english-chat

[stray vigil]

he has been seeking attention for awhile trying to cause arguement everytime just ignore 💀

[quaint lily]

or like a show

[gray patio]

ur first anime darling in the franxx?

no a real girl-

[unreal sluice]

Nope

[mellow rover]

☠️

[quaint lily]

hmm maybe an actot

actor*

[unreal sluice]

My first anime is darling in the franxx

[gray patio]

ok

[rich crow]

I mean I don't know if Im count as religious or not. but I don't think iam enough to be count as

[keen karma]

What the hec u mean dude I'm trynna talk and u think it's argument u dum or sum

[violet quiver]

My first anime was Spongebob squarepants

[gray patio]

it is literally what i asked but ok-

[keen karma]

Seeking attention this a discord gc fk off

[unreal sluice]

I meant asterisk war

[gray patio]

no she is of my age dude-

[unreal sluice]

Not ditf

[quaint lily]

well your brain can make up people, like people with schizophrenia, but in your dreams this time

[modest valve]

Why are you unsure of you counting as religious. Do you believe in god? Do you have sins? Do you believe that there is hell and heaven?

[stray vigil]

you know how everyone has been complaining about the server issues hes just saying “nah bro youre just bad the server is ok”
“your quest progress will save if you cuss here”

[violet quiver]

No religion talks here please

[vast escarp]

no he has actually seen her irl but forgot it

[gray patio]

-_- but i have been seeng her in every dream

[keen karma]

Never understand jokes do u

[quaint lily]

possible as well

[gray patio]

yet i cant remember her

[keen karma]

Fuccin retord

[gray patio]

not her hair

[stray vigil]

well jokes are supposed to be funny

[gray patio]

her eyes

[keen karma]

Succ some coc

[stray vigil]

💀

[keen karma]

Unlike u

[mellow rover]

I think he jokin for that one

[stray vigil]

bro got mad 💀

[violet quiver]

Clash of clans

[gray patio]

heck not her whole face

[quaint lily]

yeah schizophrenia in your dreams, when you wake up its like you take the meds.

[keen karma]

Ofc and as i mentioned private lobby was working for me

[stray vigil]

“just take jokes” started badmouthing someone 💀

[quaint lily]

just dream of paralysis demons

[gray patio]

bruh

[modest valve]

Why not. I don't it's against the rules to talk about religion.

[keen karma]

He think everyone is about him

[gray patio]

._. she is not a demon though-

[rich crow]

I'm unsure cause I need people's opinions from around me first lol

[stray vigil]

well someone is mad 💀

[half ember]

guys which is better akr tiger or nano?

[keen karma]

Man is narcissisti

[keen karma]

Yeah

[violet quiver]

ight

[rich crow]

Tiger all the way

[maiden haven]

tiger

[gray patio]

sports and necro

[quaint lily]

lol imagine she is would be a crazy plot twist

[keen karma]

Nobody giving him attention so he mad

[vast escarp]

dragon

[quaint lily]

why buy necro when you can just level up 💀

[gray patio]

damn

[keen karma]

Blocking this annoying ahh

[half ember]

i dont have this money lol

[quaint lily]

theres a skin that literally looks like necro

[gray patio]

ccause its cute

[quaint lily]

just by leveling up

[wooden zephyr]

Ncncnc

[modest valve]

akr treasure hunter stat

[wooden zephyr]

Guys

[vast escarp]

do you want gold for free?

[wooden zephyr]

Thanos is back

[gray patio]

i bought it before level up skill and akr steel do not look good

[wooden zephyr]

I now have 2 infinity medals

And soon

[gray patio]

it do not have pink highlight

[wooden zephyr]

I will bring balance in standoff 2

[quaint lily]

bro i lost my medals 💀

[modest valve]

What u actually meant was. "do u want to get scammed?"

[quaint lily]

Im so mad

i grinded for it now its gone

[gray patio]

💀

[quaint lily]

i was so close to getting the 2nd to last 💀

[violet quiver]

Ya gon add a building system?

[vast escarp]

[quaint lily]

then boom update medals gone

[gray patio]

i have 3 medals

[rich crow]

Why so many people has that tag king akr skin

[unreal sluice]

Nicee

[keen karma]

Mans gonna add cheaper skins to so2

[quaint lily]

i got the furry one from last christmas

[gray patio]

one dimond2021,onesilver2022,one bronze 2020

[rich crow]

I'll still beat you with zero medals

[modest valve]

I don't think you will. Because you already have imbalances in your life. And you bringing balance to the game sounds like a dream

[gray patio]

idk how many level those are

[unreal sluice]

Wow, that actually rlly good

[quaint lily]

150

[gray patio]

thanks^^

[quaint lily]

each medal = 50 levels

[versed belfry]

Anyone down to play?????
🥺
👉👈

[wooden zephyr]

Nah brav i got my life balanced

[rich crow]

Yo I got bronze in 2020 too, but then I stopped playing.

[modest valve]

What rank

[wooden zephyr]

look at urs firsy

[keen karma]

I'm gonna get all medals this year ez

[gray patio]

no its more tahn that cause 100 level +1 medal up

[wooden zephyr]

Then talk about others

[keen karma]

(I'm lifeless)

[rich crow]

1v1?

[quaint lily]

medals doesnt really mean anything its just for how long youve been playing

[gray patio]

damn broo

[versed belfry]

@modest valve allies gold normal comp non

[quaint lily]

wait what?

[gray patio]

it gives us loyalty mask and helps us flex

[quaint lily]

i got a medal per 50 lvls

[gray patio]

ye-

[vast escarp]

the xp bar increase every level so it'll take long

[rich crow]

And couldn't log back in my damn acc 💀

[modest valve]

What? I don't understand. Are u gold 1?

[versed belfry]

yes in allies

[gray patio]

ouff💀

[rich crow]

That is how it works bro

[quaint lily]

bro i spent 1000 games grinding for prestige medals now its gone

[gray patio]

nice

[quaint lily]

the old one

[modest valve]

Sorry I'm gold 4

[quaint lily]

the old leveling system

[gray patio]

what is pristiege medal?

[vast escarp]

veteran

[rich crow]

Forced to use new acc, now on lvl18 still pushing lol

[gray patio]

but when did hty chanfe-

[rich crow]

Different medal system now?

[vast escarp]

brazilian english

[gray patio]

good luck

[rich crow]

I want my old acc so bad

[quaint lily]

check #📸│photos

[modest valve]

yeah honestly. What do u guys think of the new medal and lvl system

[versed belfry]

and thats mean?

[quaint lily]

those medals

[versed belfry]

= you are better than anyone else🤔😂

[modest valve]

That's not mean. There's a big difference between gold 1 and 4 right? So if i play with you it would be unbalanced

[gray patio]

u have only one?

[quaint lily]

i have 2

[gray patio]

i mean still it is 300 levels

[quaint lily]

It depends

[versed belfry]

Man xD most of time i play with silvers?

[modest valve]

I don't remember saying that. Maybe u can't read?

[gray patio]

waht element it is made from?

[quaint lily]

if you prestige twice in a year the first prestige is gone and replaced by 2nd

[inner jackal]

man, the standoff is not delivering points / xp, in matches?

[gray patio]

yes?

[quaint lily]

uhh

[vast escarp]

yes

[modest valve]

is that a question or statement

[rich crow]

Yes I want to punch axlebolt too bro

[quaint lily]

i have bronze and gold

[wooden zephyr]

Frfr

[gray patio]

waht is secon medal u have????????

[wooden zephyr]

Im pro at quotes

Im also thanos

[quaint lily]

my silver was replaced by gold cuz i prestiged twice

[modest valve]

The servers man

[rich crow]

Silver?

[vast escarp]

that might be for 2 different years or events

[quaint lily]

it was replaced by gold

[rich crow]

TM Thanon?

[spring arch]

Is the Brazilian server having a problem?

[gray patio]

oo ok

[quaint lily]

thats what im saying

[rich crow]

Since when

[modest valve]

Every server is having problems

[gray patio]

._.

[quaint lily]

if you prestige only once on one year and prestige again on another year you keep the medals per each year

[spring arch]

Thanks

[rich crow]

Are you TM Thanos bro

[wooden zephyr]

Walmart Thanos

Or standoff 2 thanos

[gray patio]

:/

[quaint lily]

but if you prestige twice your medals get replaced in the current year

[modest valve]

Standanos

💀

[gray patio]

disney minus?

[wooden zephyr]

Thats pretty cool idea

[rich crow]

I just fought against a Thanos in so2 Tdm

[quaint lily]

thanofff

[wooden zephyr]

Nah disney %

[gray patio]

no no snapoff

[wooden zephyr]

💀💀

[vast escarp]

it's more like an upgrade tbf

[quaint lily]

disney divide

[wooden zephyr]

But guys

[modest valve]

wasn't even good

[wooden zephyr]

My plan is perfect

[quaint lily]

yeah its a bummer ngl i kinda wanna get each medal

[wooden zephyr]

Just like the austrian painter’s one

But anyway

[modest valve]

Yo

[dense marlin]

Guys I'm on level 12 on the battle pass and 0/10 stars. Is it possible to complete it if I continue?

[rich crow]

He was a beast with the machine gun with raijin skin

[gray patio]

ye-

[modest valve]

Nah

[quaint lily]

but i didnt know it works that way

[modest valve]

Too far now

[wooden zephyr]

I will bring balance

[vast escarp]

well i have 5

[wooden zephyr]

In so2 servers

[quaint lily]

is servers fixed now

[wooden zephyr]

In so2 mm

[rich crow]

Absolutely brother

[vast escarp]

[gray patio]

no

[dense marlin]

Okay brother

[dense marlin]

No u

[wooden zephyr]

There wont be anymore noob ukranians and russians in ur servers

[dense marlin]

Why

[quaint lily]

they wont get rid of the pass for like a month or two

[gray patio]

u have to get every challenge to get to the last

[rich crow]

But some Russians are good

[wooden zephyr]

I will fix ios waiting time

[gray patio]

and i mean aevery single one of it

[vast escarp]

21 & 22 diamond, 2 gold and one silver, oh and 23 bronze

[gray patio]

'some'

[wooden zephyr]

Only noob ones will go out

Not the average and good ones

[modest valve]

Russians are crazy

[wooden zephyr]

6 infinity medals

[rich crow]

(iam better)

[wooden zephyr]

Can make anything in standoff 2 possible

[gray patio]

ouf

uu the king

[quaint lily]

what type of Russians we talking about in game or irl

[gray patio]

u russian?

[rich crow]

@wooden zephyr bro take away them Chinese username players

[vast escarp]

[rich crow]

They are killing us all

[gray patio]

ig

[modest valve]

What do u think

[wooden zephyr]

Will put that on my list too

[rich crow]

No

[wooden zephyr]

So2 mby irl too

[gray patio]

._.

[gray patio]

ok

[rich crow]

I mean I'm better than the Russians

[quaint lily]

you can never find a good russian player on casual its so rare

[wooden zephyr]

If i have 6 infinity medals

[gray patio]

y u rub?

[vast escarp]

[half sluice]

Ahhh this missions annoying

[quaint lily]

its like finding a shiny pokemon

[wooden zephyr]

There wont be anymore server issues

[unreal sluice]

What’s ub?

[modest valve]

I thought Russians were the nerds of this game

[gray patio]

._.

[quaint lily]

on their regions

[modest valve]

And gimme gold

[gray patio]

rub**

[unreal sluice]

It’s Pat

[rich crow]

Sometimes they don't have Russian name they have name like sk1ll or something

[gray patio]

u sure?

[quaint lily]

not even a bunch of them go bro some are just bots

[rich crow]

With numbers

[quaint lily]

abov3n

[modest valve]

True

[vast escarp]

🐔

[wooden zephyr]

Oh also

[rich crow]

Someone play comp?

[quaint lily]

the ones with pro is crazy

[rich crow]

They literally spread on the servers, everywhere.

[woven tulip]

server are back to being trash

[brazen osprey]

One of my frnd can't plqy when she joins a comp game. It shows "unable to data transport connect an establish". Is she banned?? Can someone help

[wooden zephyr]

Everyone in european servers will know how to speak professional english

[unreal sluice]

Ye

[placid garnet]

Am I the only one who can do missions?

[quaint lily]

lmao they get like 500 ping

[gray patio]

pros be usin every util to its fulles

[unreal sluice]

Pat Pat Pat

[wooden zephyr]

I did all of weekly missions

I only got 2 left

The allies one

[woven tulip]

i was able to do one, can’t do my others now.

[stiff seal]

Does anybody know when this glitch is going to be fixed?

[gray patio]

ok👌

[rich crow]

Nah here in Asia server they have around 200

[vast escarp]

[quaint lily]

i suck with utils im only good with smoke line ups

[woven tulip]

later today hopefully

[placid garnet]

I did everything twice, and at the end of the game i get 0xp, and my missions are restarted

[vale wave]

Are servers still down?

[quaint lily]

im still timing flash and grenades

[stiff seal]

Alright thank you for information

[placid garnet]

Aight, so im not the only one

[rich crow]

No

[modest valve]

I got switched to the Russians chat because i typed in Russian. I was confused

[stiff seal]

Yes sadly

[gray patio]

nice pat though

[unreal sluice]

nade is easy

[unreal sluice]

Thx^^

[vast escarp]

same here, is it possible to ask for refund

[vale wave]

🙃

[gray patio]

ye

[modest valve]

The servers man. U just gotta wait

[unreal sluice]

I mainly used flash when I wanted to run away

[gray patio]

what makes me mad is when my team flash me

[rich crow]

Bro I checked on your profile and you almost killed me

[placid garnet]

I don't think so, u just have to do it again later

[modest valve]

I remember that happened to me when the update dropped

[placid garnet]

Yh

[unreal sluice]

?

[rich crow]

Bright af

[modest valve]

[gray patio]

dont use it to push cause u get more kill and more usefull in gatherrring info

[unreal sluice]

Ye ik

[rich crow]

Brightest profile I've seen ever

[gray patio]

he says ur pfp is like a flashbanf

[unreal sluice]

I mean for me I pushed with nade only

[unreal sluice]

Xd

[gray patio]

hmm

[rich crow]

It actually hurts my eyes 💀

[raven oyster]

[unreal sluice]

I used flash as a defence

[gray patio]

i knda like taht idea but they are still able to aim

[raven oyster]

i smell something piggy

[gray patio]

hmm

u can use smoke for defence too

[quaint lily]

anyone got tips for usp 💀

I kinda wanna use it a lot

[raven oyster]

aim and shoot

[gray patio]

onetaps on first rnds and second rnds ezz

[modest valve]

U need great aim. That's everything

[raven oyster]

works everytime

[quaint lily]

i keep playing like im using deagle i always aim for headshots

but its two shots

[modest valve]

Sounds like a skill issue

[rich crow]

Use it when you ran out of ammo in emergency situations, i use it alot like that

[quaint lily]

no for headshot i mean

[modest valve]

What about pistol rounds

[gray patio]

meh u know what usp is better at u can still shoot it while moving and is controllable

[quaint lily]

from far range its a headshot and body shot

[gray patio]

dont be afraid to sparay

[rich crow]

Wdym

[modest valve]

Do not spray with usp

[quaint lily]

thats my problem i keep forgetting about that

[gray patio]

and engage is combats like less tahn 20 m

[quaint lily]

i do it when i run outta ammo

[gray patio]

dont

[raven oyster]

pistol round no helmet so 1 tap

[rich crow]

I did, it was very accurate for a few secs and that's your chance

[quaint lily]

I clutched a 1v4 with usp pure luck

[modest valve]

not always. Depends on distance. But mostly of your aim

[quaint lily]

for a few meters you can one tap headshot

[gray patio]

no pure skill

[raven oyster]

skill issue

[rich crow]

You're playing against kids

[modest valve]

Very accurate for FEW SECONDS. But if you try tapping, then it's always accurate

[gray patio]

around 10m m

[quaint lily]

2 sweats 2 bots

[modest valve]

Yes. Skill issue

[quaint lily]

they were skin hording in the middle of province

[gray patio]

ever tried to play against pros?

[rich crow]

Nah bro when he's right Infront of you there's no time for tapping

[quaint lily]

funny moment

[quaint lily]

its fun to use on comp

[gray patio]

yes

[quaint lily]

opfunny one tap headshot

[sweet flare]

Yea kinda ez

[raven oyster]

i played against legend player yesterday in defuse

[modest valve]

That happens rarely. But yeah. If the enemy is right in front of you. Spraying is good.

[quaint lily]

i will now practice my aim on casual match with a lot of bots

[gray patio]

if u want to increase ur efficiency with usp buy only util on defuse in first rnds

[quaint lily]

thats what ive been doing

[gray patio]

ez fro u to say

[quaint lily]

i play with just usp

[rich crow]

Skill based matchmaking sounds good for you

[gray patio]

nice

[sweet flare]

Ive one tapped k7 dudes

[gray patio]

i mean thy plan every thing with usp

[quaint lily]

i will now practice good bye

[raven oyster]

but he was cheating so it doesn't count iguess

[gray patio]

-_-

[raven oyster]

[rich crow]

I use my USP like that always, never used it for long distance kills

[gray patio]

they take decission veryquickly taht u will get only by experience in rl

[raven oyster]

his usp shots were crisp

[gray patio]

heck usp is best m40

[modest valve]

Yeah i get it

[raven oyster]

shooting from spawn

[rich crow]

You won't be able to onetap me

[sweet flare]

(real)

[hoary mist]

@woven tulip it's fixed

[rich crow]

Absolutely

You're nowhere near me

[gray patio]

u give tips bruh

[sweet flare]

Train ur aim vs t2 players

[rich crow]

@sweet flare the saying goes "you can't beat a man that battle's Homosexual thoughts everyday"

[gray patio]

who they-

[raven oyster]

me

[gray patio]

nince

[sweet flare]

The only thing competitive is good for gamesense

If u want to train that

[rich crow]

Competitive is for intense sweaty hands gameplay

[sweet flare]

Ye tru

Thats why i play with a team that trolls

[raven oyster]

not if you're pro

[sweet flare]

And got legemd

[raven oyster]

[rich crow]

It's not funny anymore when you're the only one in the team with a brain and the enemy got like atleast 3 good players

[gray patio]

one time i had 3 bullets in akr got 3 headshot with it

i loved my prime

[raven oyster]

you need to wake up

[gray patio]

._.

[rich crow]

You used like 80% the luck in your life for that one moment

[gray patio]

ye-

[raven oyster]

he got 200 coins for luck after the game ended

[rich crow]

Lol

[gray patio]

so what people also get nameless collections

[rich crow]

I think my cousin once got that

[foggy valve]

The game is ready?

[modest valve]

...

[rich crow]

Very much

[foggy valve]

Its found now?

[woven tulip]

me when i lie

[rich crow]

The time I used most of my luck in life was when I got arcane skin on boxes

[raven oyster]

[rich crow]

Bark

[raven oyster]

i used all my coins i got from surrendering in allies and bought 73 boxes

got only 2 epic

[rich crow]

I could never save up that much

[gray patio]

i like when people accuse yall to cheat but ur skill is jsut too good

[foggy valve]

In the normal cases isn't give StatTrack skins no?

[rich crow]

No bro

[foggy valve]

Ok

[woven tulip]

🗣

[rich crow]

Hi

[rich crow]

The one moment I love the most is when a person messaged me to teach him 💀

[raven oyster]

how many hours do you all have?

[rich crow]

9.2 new acc, old acc is around 300

[woven tulip]

600

[rich crow]

Hahahah

[woven tulip]

mine is sorta low compared to all the people I play with

[raven oyster]

i have more than you both combined

[rich crow]

@rich crow bro exposed my daily routine

[raven oyster]

[rich crow]

Hahaa nice

[woven tulip]

yeah, not me tho. Y’all stay safe.

[stray violet]

Mfw I'm home alone

You know what that means

Music time

[woven tulip]

hen 👔

[gray patio]

lol same

[raven oyster]

hennecktie?

what does that even mean

hen red?

[woven tulip]

you obviously don’t partake in Hen shirt

[raven oyster]

🐔

[rich crow]

@rich crow if you don't actually say the word irl you ain't a real one bro

[woven tulip]

@gleaming slate aw man, feel bad for you. Wasted all the arcane luck on some sprays. 😔

[stray violet]

I have too much to watch

[rich crow]

Nah bro you're too cocky now only i can say that

[gray patio]

;-;

[rich crow]

Any updates on game

[raven oyster]

you have poultry farm????!!!

[lament steppe]

Guys you get xp at the end of game ?

[raven pine]

Guys help plz. After the warm-up in mm or unions ends, writes this: unable to write data to the transport connection: an establishment

[verbal imp]

Ayo donate me a free m9 dg
I promise ill give it back

[stray violet]

You mean infinite chicken farm

[woven tulip]

proof???? (send all of it)

[rich crow]

You're friend? I Said it Infront of my family

[woven tulip]

oke

[raven oyster]

you want it?

[raven pine]

Guys help plz. After the warm-up in mm or unions ends, writes this: unable to write data to the transport connection: an establishment

[stray violet]

Go to my hanime profile

[woven tulip]

😨

[raven oyster]

@woven tulip will give you for free

[verbal imp]

What

[rich crow]

Dm me your id bro i wanna see your profile

[raven oyster]

he won't even ask you back for it

[rich crow]

Based

[gray patio]

dont have my phone rn

[stray violet]

This song gonna make me do my silly dance

[gray patio]

freind request?

[stray violet]

[golden abyss]

Any silver trying to ranked?

[rich crow]

Ok

[gray patio]

ill giive u tomm

[woven tulip]

btn challenge

[rich crow]

Brother get a clan, they'll carry you up

[wooden zephyr]

So2thanos

Is back

[golden abyss]

I tried I get rejected every time lol

[wooden zephyr]

Is any issues?

[woven tulip]

people who don’t know: 🎞

people who know: 🍂

[raven oyster]

no nut 2023 challenge

[gray patio]

u can search TPHC in clans u will find my name there

[raven oyster]

[rich crow]

Is it too hard to fix getting xp and completing tasks bug

[wooden zephyr]

Im not wasting 1 hour trying to find u

[golden abyss]

Idk I’m too low leveled I think. It would be nice to just team up instead of ransoms.

[wooden zephyr]

Idk nro

[gray patio]

u will find me its a small clan

[wooden zephyr]

Tell them that i programmed u go destroy rosiees life

[quaint lily]

servers still broken

got no exp

[rich crow]

Bruh

[rich crow]

You'd have to search fellow silver ranks like you and team up

[wooden zephyr]

to*

[quaint lily]

[rich crow]

What's that?

[wooden zephyr]

I have now 3 infinity medals

[gray patio]

dmed u

[golden abyss]

Will do! Thanks !

[stray violet]

🥌

[wooden zephyr]

3 infinity medals until i bring justice in standoff 2

[woven tulip]

🏟

yyyihdainytt3bdan 🎢🎢🎢

[stray violet]

@unreal sluice

[raven oyster]

bros gonna wipe out half the playerbase

[wooden zephyr]

Mostly the noobs and the hackers

So no worries

[stray violet]

Ewalk = doesn't care

[wooden zephyr]

Didn’t ask

Who

Who

[woven tulip]

people who know: 🏕

[stray violet]

Me who doesn't know: 📡

[hard trellis]

Anyone wanna play some comp

[wooden zephyr]

I programmed u to do it

[raven oyster]

people who don't know:

[wooden zephyr]

Oh also im putting u on 2.0 version

Best version of ur entire system

[woven tulip]

let me teach you about this civil right warrior, his name was “Brandon Curington” Inspired millions of black children to fight for their rights.

[hard trellis]

Anyone gold+ want to que up?

[raven oyster]

doesn't ring any bells

[stray violet]

Me who now knows: 🏇

[wooden zephyr]

Frfr

[woven tulip]

he was a barber in Harlem, he worked for a white man, and gave haircuts to white men, he was so talented to the point they allowed him to take care of white customers, as much as he hated not being able to give haircuts to his fellow people.

[golden abyss]

If there are any silvers who want to team dm 🙏🏽

[wooden zephyr]

We don’t care bro

[hard trellis]

Does anyone wanna play comp gold+?

[stray violet]

Me who now knows too much: 🚏

[wooden zephyr]

U 2 guys can queue together

Yk

[rugged trail]

Hellou

[wooden zephyr]

Silver works with gold tbh

Thats what she said

Bur anyway

[stable mantle]

Siüü

[hard trellis]

Wanna que?

[rugged trail]

Nab

[stray violet]

@rugged trail

@stray violet

[rugged trail]

[modest valve]

Someone wanna play allies with me

I lost Phoenix. I'm gold 4 people

[raven oyster]

your rank too low

[rugged trail]

Nah

[woven tulip]

one day; he decided to stand up for his people, he decided to start preaching, and he caught a following. After a year he was a well known civil right activist, there were several assassinations attempts on his life, sadly… one day he was killed, shot dead in an ally way, with his wife and kids. Shot 3 times in the chest on December 9th, 1963. Rest in piece Brandon Curington.

[stray violet]

So2 server: we want LFG channel
Also so2 server when LFG channel gets created: 🌱

[raven oyster]

come back when you're bronze

[woven tulip]

dis u? 🔱

[modest valve]

Yoo what?

[modest valve]

Alright

[raven oyster]

[wooden zephyr]

Anyways

[rugged trail]

Ehh

[wooden zephyr]

Imma go get my 4th infinity medal

And ill be closer than ever to bring justice

[hard trellis]

Yo dms

[wooden zephyr]

Bye

[slim kettle]

The exp ain't working again

For me

[stray violet]

Bro think he the main character!!!!!! @woven tulip

[modest valve]

Dm me

[hard trellis]

Did

[woven tulip]

me who is the main character:

[deft summit]

Anyone gold South Asia allies?

[raven oyster]

requiescat in pacé

[woven tulip]

y’all just background characters onbbbbbb

[stray violet]

Me who's the hot girl simping for the mc

🐣

[raven oyster]

i hope he got isekaied

[woven tulip]

I’m the 17 year old high school loner while you’re the 16 year old shy girl ❓❓❓❓

[stray violet]

[vale wave]

Still down?

[raven oyster]

shadow clone jutsu

[deft summit]

Probably

[vale wave]

Ok

[rich crow]

Loner (perv)

[woven tulip]

if you were the main character it would be you being a 23 year old highschool dropout in a relationship with a 12 year old @stray violet

[stray violet]

Average 🐔 👔 plot

[woven tulip]

that’s the official name for it

[raven oyster]

ill add a gender bender twist to it

[stray violet]

Perfection

[woven tulip]

don’t let that one dude hear of this

whats his name again?

[stray violet]

@hot hornet

[woven tulip]

@hot hornet

[woven tulip]

LMAO

[stray violet]

Real

[raven oyster]

@hot hornet

[noble dagger]

[woven tulip]

blud dropped like 100 hen 👔 pics in one of my channels 😭

had to wipe them off fr

[stray violet]

Proof?

[paper tangle]

mfw i see anon texting

[woven tulip]

ok

[paper tangle]

[woven tulip]

❓❓

[rich crow]

Servers??

[paper tangle]

cheese

[stray violet]

My honest reaction to seeing anon online: 🎋

[paper tangle]

bricks

[woven tulip]

eseehc

[rich crow]

Have you ever bumped a pretty girl with nice.... Yk

[paper tangle]

eseehc

[unreal sluice]

Yo

[woven tulip]

me when K. Nightly is online and typing: 🫗

[woven tulip]

no, i haven’t had contact with a girl of the same age as myself in years

[paper tangle]

me when Anon and Ewalk typing:

[woven tulip]

we are usually brewing some devious plans

nefarious things

[rugged trail]

Baba nanaqa

[swift sable]

I'm doing a task but it doesn't count, it doesn't give xp either

does anyone know the reason

[timid reef]

same

[woven tulip]

server issues

[timid reef]

wtf is happening

ehh

why now man

finally got sum free time to grind

[woven tulip]

because, the servers decided not to work.

[timid reef]

nvm

[woven tulip]

@stray violet shall I add a channel

that has been requested

[swift sable]

when will this problem be fixed i have been playing for nothing since morning

[rich crow]

How? So when you're in school?

[stray violet]

Me on the way to perform nefarious misdeeds that we conversed about upon the public standoff 2 discord server: 🖲️

[stray violet]

Yes

[woven tulip]

complications in my personal life stop me from going to in person school, i have to do it online.

[woven tulip]

you said yes, so I decide not to.

[stray violet]

Honest reaction: ⛸️

[rich crow]

The damn virus is gone

[rugged trail]

Nah

Corona

[woven tulip]

i have CF, it’s too easy for me to catch a cold, flu or a different strain of covid and spend 2 weeks in the hospital.

[stray violet]

Bro think he indian tech support

[rich crow]

Poor you, so do you wear astronout costume when outside?

[woven tulip]

me when there’s an active shooter in the walmart but the delicious tires are left unsupervised:🖱

[rich crow]

Ilol

[unreal sluice]

…

[rich crow]

How's that even possible

[maiden haven]

LMAO

[rich crow]

God have blessed you with that

[rugged trail]

Offff

Of course

Not or yes

I don't know

[stray violet]

My turn?

[rugged trail]

Go

[stray violet]

Sure

[rugged trail]

Indeed

[stray violet]

I will truly experience ligma

[rugged trail]

[stray violet]

Finally

My time has come

[woven tulip]

enigma ❓❓❔❔

[stray violet]

Enigma balls 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

[woven tulip]

take out the “m” in engima ‼️‼️

[tall laurel]

Nice +0 exp

[native sable]

Someone don't get xp for match too?

[woven tulip]

dis mee

[stray violet]

[woven tulip]

say it.

[rich crow]

@woven tulip L

[woven tulip]

this me

[stray violet]

Engia

[woven tulip]

idk u

[rugged trail]

You nab

[woven tulip]

no way

🤯

[stray violet]

Proof?

Send?

I adore them

[woven tulip]

@stray violet sorry brother

can’t do

[woven tulip]

stop the 🧢

⁉️⁉️⁉️

[stray violet]

[woven tulip]

enojado

[stray violet]

[woven tulip]

masenojado

[stray violet]

[woven tulip]

credit?

[stray violet]

Ewalk

[woven tulip]

@brittle knoll

[stray violet]

[woven tulip]

@brittle knoll

@brittle knoll

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[paper tangle]

[stray violet]

He spawned in

[woven tulip]

he is summoned

[brittle knoll]

I am so cold

[woven tulip]

credit

[stray violet]

You mean told

[paper tangle]

Ewalk

[brittle knoll]

I am so told

[woven tulip]

shoot your shot @stray violet

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[stray violet]

You mean sold

[brittle knoll]

I am so sold

[woven tulip]

wdf does that mean 😭😭😭

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[stray violet]

Andrew Tate human trafficking is real!!!!!!🦈🦈

[woven tulip]

never let ewalk cook again 😭😭😭

[stray violet]

I burned da cereal

[brittle knoll]

Pig

[woven tulip]

the 1.2 million in cash ready to somehow change the judge’s verdict

🪔

[stray violet]

Pig

[paper tangle]

he can only cook eggs with cheese

[stray violet]

The judge's Bugatti color:

[rich crow]

(_/)
(°•°)

[woven tulip]

#f5cfbb

[rich crow]

Are servers are back,?

[rugged trail]

Cereal killer

[rich crow]

Absolutely sweetheart

@rich crow you sure?

[rich crow]

Yes big boy

Nah bro don't play with me

[empty yew]

How to use promo code

[gray patio]

yo guys the devs changed the server right? nort asia,south asia,china combined to form asia???

right>

[rich crow]

Ain't no way I'm playing with you sunshine 😘

[hybrid rock]

I'm not receiving any experience points after a math and I can't even complete daily tasks

How can I fix it?

[gray patio]

guys???

[hot grail]

wait until they fix it

[stray violet]

He completed a math!!!!!!!!! @woven tulip @woven tulip

Bruh why reply

[hot grail]

bruh

[woven tulip]

reply

[rich crow]

Do women actually play standoff 2?

[paper tangle]

[hybrid rock]

Alright

[gray patio]

nightlyt there used to be asia server instead of north,southaisa and china server at one point right?

[rich crow]

In your dreams yes

[paper tangle]

my head hurts from reading that

[woven tulip]

lmao got that bozo banned

[paper tangle]

which bozo

[rich crow]

He reminds me of my old friends, maybe he's associated with them

[woven tulip]

dm

[stray violet]

Guy posting hard r in #📸│photos

[paper tangle]

oki

[rich crow]

The one that posted the chipmunks vid spamming hard r

[stray violet]

He posted another image with hard r too

[digital delta]

Rival and furious are still mooning

[rich crow]

Did you screenshot it?

I didn't see it

[stray violet]

Do you want it

[digital delta]

350 rival and 800 furious within the next 12-24 hours

[woven tulip]

he alr seen it

[rich crow]

Yes

[stray violet]

Bruh

[rich crow]

I want to see what it was

[rich crow]

I only seen the vid

[stray violet]

Sent

🤿

[rich crow]

How do I turn off the message thing

🤨

That doesn't let people send messages unless I allow them to

[paper tangle]

the dms?

[rich crow]

Yes

[stray violet]

Probably somewhere in privacy settings

[rich crow]

turn off direct messages in server options

Ok

[stray violet]

Or i think he means message requests

Idk

[rich crow]

its also on privacy

[stray violet]

Pon

[rich crow]

pon

[paper tangle]

settings >Privacy and Safety > Privacy Server Settings

[stray violet]

🦈

[rich crow]

Can you try dm me something

Like an emoji or anything

Someone

[woven tulip]

⚗️

[paper tangle]

ye

it works @rich crow

[rich crow]

This is the opposite that i wanted

I want that people's doesn't need to send request to dm me

[paper tangle]

you want it off?

[rich crow]

Like they can just dm me without sending request yk

[paper tangle]

its the 3rd option

[quasi burrow]

Standoff please fix

[paper tangle]

"Enable Message Request"

[rich crow]

There's only 2 bro

[paper tangle]

turn that off

[rich crow]

I found it

[stray violet]

He found it

[rich crow]

I Found it!

[paper tangle]

phone settings different

[rich crow]

Yes

Absolutely

I hate PC

I literally just use it to print or play CSGO,etc

[woven tulip]

i am on computer

[rich crow]

Do you play standoff with emulator

[woven tulip]

no

[stray violet]

Fake!!!!!!!!

[paper tangle]

fakest so2 emulator player

[vale wave]

Now allies doesn't work either

[wooden zephyr]

Good job axlebolt

U put me out of game and dont let me get in

And u ban me

For 1h

So good game

[stray violet]

Oh the game opens now?

[wooden zephyr]

Man professional game

[paper tangle]

the game is having server issues please relax

[vale wave]

Yea it always opens but warm up ends and it kicks everyone

[rich crow]

Will kill axlebolt tbh

[storm osprey]

People, help me, I don’t get experience in the modes, what should I do?

[wooden zephyr]

Nah it let me play

But half game

Puts me out

[vale wave]

I can't

[wooden zephyr]

And dont let me get in game

And bans me

[rich crow]

It happens to everyone bro

[wooden zephyr]

And loses my rank

[vale wave]

Imma try allies again

[vale wave]

It still doesn't work

Everyday this game has issues

[paper tangle]

Its mostly server issues

[rich crow]

How could this happen

[digital delta]

It’s still in the early stages

They didn’t start out with a bunch of investors

[stray violet]

Hmmmm

15k gold or max gold pass

[rich crow]

Axlebug fix XP again please isong

[cinder marten]

l cant get my quests

[rich crow]

15k

[stray violet]

Why

[cinder marten]

is game has bug for now?

[rich crow]

It's a sign, go play critical ops instead

You are not meant for standoff 2

[woven tulip]

proof??)??????????!????

[stray violet]

You still on mobile lil bro

[woven tulip]

na’n i’m not

[stray violet]

Proof

[verbal imp]

Bro

[woven tulip]

i dont like taking ss on computer

[stray violet]

Bro is shy 👉 👈

[verbal imp]

my mic was on
And i didnt even notice it was

[woven tulip]

in game?

[verbal imp]

Oh god.

No on discord

[woven tulip]

lmaooooo

[rugged trail]

Hellloouuuuss

[tame rivet]

helo

[stray violet]

Noob

[verbal imp]

and the worse part idek wth I did or say

[woven tulip]

rahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tame rivet]

i do
didnt play for 3 days and now im bad with deagle wth

[stray violet]

You on PC now !!!!!!

[woven tulip]

im on phone

[rugged trail]

Yup

Na

Nab

[rugged trail]

Nab

[woven tulip]

na'n 'm not

[stray violet]

Proof

[woven tulip]

no

[stray violet]

🦈

[woven tulip]

u mad!!!!!

infuriated

[rich crow]

The Russian side of server is mad crowded

[woven tulip]

mhm

[rich crow]

Someone streaming anime with Russian dub 💀

[stray violet]

Bruh I have this gun with 2400 worth of stickers. And this baboon really said they add 20-30g!!!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

And his inventory is broke as hell‼️ ‼️ ‼️

[digital delta]

What’s the guns base value

[stray violet]

It's a m4 pro stattrack

Like 20g

[digital delta]

300 gold is probably fair

[carmine depot]

Is the reward bug fixed?

[digital delta]

People really only overpay for the holloween stickers

[tame rivet]

why the f do you put 2400 worth of stickers on a gun like that

[stray violet]

I didn't put them on

I got it like that

[tame rivet]

You lucky

[stray violet]

Nah wait

Each sticker is 800

So 3200

[tame rivet]

i got a akr sport with a 50G sticker

[carmine depot]

Thanks yall

[tame rivet]

yes its fixed

[digital delta]

I’ve got like 500 gold on a 1 gold gun

[carmine depot]

Yay

[ruby field]

Guys

[tame rivet]

but just play and you find out my guy

[ruby field]

Please someone help me

[tame rivet]

wha

[woven tulip]

i have 800

[ruby field]

Why when i play any gamemode and win i dont get xp

[stray violet]

"I don't wanna waste time" 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓

[woven tulip]

server issues

[ruby field]

Rlly?

Sometime it gives xp

[carmine depot]

It is easier to ask somebody

[ruby field]

Sometimes dont give

[queen bluff]

Hi,how can i get promocodes that work?💀

[woven tulip]

none that work

[queen bluff]

TwT

[ruby field]

So?

When the server issuees disappear bc i need some xp

[woven tulip]

server issues, play tomorrow.

[ruby field]

Oh

[stray violet]

He absolutely needs that xp

[woven tulip]

real

[ruby field]

Not really but i like play for nothong if i dont get xp

[queen bluff]

People said you need to talk to developers

[woven tulip]

i’ll step in then

[tame rivet]

am i the only one that dont understand why should i put random and ugly stickers on a good looking gun to ruin it? like ok its moneyyy but nah

[woven tulip]

i cant type w my left hand

[stray violet]

Nah I agree

[ruby field]

Who wanna play

[stray violet]

4 samurais on m4 samurai 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮

[ruby field]

I need more 4 ppl

So we can play so muxh

[stray violet]

Like bro do you have down syndrome or something

[woven tulip]

yes

[ruby field]

Give me nitro too

[stray violet]

@woven tulip

[woven tulip]

cheese

🫕

[ruby field]

Cheese?

Who is it

[woven tulip]

me

[ruby field]

Oh

Im a dumb kid with a semi social life

[tame rivet]

you got a poseidon , looks good , most of the players : why you dont have stickers you broke? put on some shiny rainbow stickers those make it better 🤓

[ruby field]

Guess what i dony have any stickers

[stray violet]

Bros have no taste

[solemn ruin]

server burned again

Can't start

[ruby field]

Server issuws

[stray violet]

You should've been here yesterday. Some guy was talking about getting punk gloves with Kara claw

[ruby field]

Thats why

Wow

Hey bring

How kuch gold do u have

[stray violet]

7.6

[ruby field]

Omg so mich 🥸

Much*

[tame rivet]

bro is the national bank

[ruby field]

I have like 2 gold

[digital delta]

I’ve got 106k gold worth of rival cases

[woven tulip]

holy shi

no

[ruby field]

Dont say the word

[woven tulip]

not only is punks trash but claw is too

[stray violet]

Lmaoooo

[pliant quartz]

why did the servers suddenly started to be full again

[tame rivet]

but you have godly inv if i remeber right xd

[stray violet]

Then he wanted to change punks for phoenix risen!!!!!!!!

[stray violet]

[woven tulip]

bro wants claw + phoenix risen nahhhhh

[tame rivet]

show it

[rugged trail]

Niko stile

😅

[ruby field]

What are u talking about for me is china moments😬

[woven tulip]

his inv is all ak and m4 tiger

[pliant quartz]

indeed

[tame rivet]

they its the other guy idk

[rugged trail]

Just finished it, good anime

[ruby field]

How i can sell q xharm fromc2 years ago

[stray violet]

Bro was talking about "idk what gloves would match claw" 😭 😭 😭 😭

[vale wave]

Buy 15k gold and give me 1k

[pliant quartz]

It is awesome for it being a cgi as well