#💬│english-chat
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if you sing smart water
Personal experience
Ohhh my gawshhh
(he sung smart water)
(with video evidence)
true
Dms
Video too heavy
mouth fluid
34TB
on
it’s 5 am and i’m still up while all the europeans are down
because
i’m always up
🆙 ⬆️
Me when I send a zip bomb file to the person who’s been researching a cure to cancer (the information was on the computer used to open the file)
You may be up, but yo money ain't 😂 🤣 🤣
live rofl reaction
Bro spent it all trying to buy a revive card 🤣 😂 😂
that’s why yo mama dead
boom
bou what the hell are you listening to
@stray violet
That's why yo granny ain't go no knees
I don't think any of the active people here will be good candidates for the CS role. That is assuming we need any soon.
Polly want a cracker? Polly want yo mama sweet ahh🔔🔔🔔
god damn Eu Já Sofri por Amor Mas Não Sofro Mais (Tik Tok)
I can be very trusted.
Don't care + didn't ask + you were supposed to leave chat like 5 mins ago
Trol
- ratio
this says a lot about us
i can be trusted and will not ban all the users leaving the server in shambles
Real @rich crowinggggggg
Please don’t make hate mega
Actually Nightly would be a good candidate if he had more free time.
(if he was supportive)
@rich crow really, what are the requirements to be one.
I am asking for no apparent reason
bro like damn stop hiring the people who don’t even play the damn game like damn who tff they supposed to support like damn
like damn
I'm in and out of Discord but most of the time I'm just lurking
m8 from his content i don't think he's affiliated by axlebolt at all
i meant to say mother
man literally promotes tos violations
and affiliated creators promote scam so2 case sites
Smoking on dat @stray violet pack
There are no specific requirements. Most importantly is being mature and using proper English. And well... Not abusing permissions.
well i wonder who couldve possible ever
me just not giving any f's and just vibe with the people
I don't think axlebolt deems that as really problematic as the players use that site still plays so2 unlike the private server ones
Haha I have 2/3 of those requirements… knowing English and not abusing perms.
not proper english + bad word + server automod bypass + no punctuation
(He would say if he wasn’t muted)
bozo
I got bozo'd
Wheres the apostrophe?
Yes.
gone
😂 lolz (hes muted).
damn haha i got 4/3 where my mod at (the additional one is being funny) (you can make it a 5 if you count me being handsome a f)
@stray violet reply within 5 minutes to get free thugs shaking their booties videos.
make it a 6 (humble)
oh yea i think i also got 4/3 warns
I only got 2 warns 🙏 ☝️
Yes
damn bro that’s like the ammount of perm bans i got

it’s perm until you unbanned
im like a damn test rat for this server
I fit into 7/8 of the requirements, being handsome, funny, being rich asf, knowing English ( I know Spanish, mandarin and Russian too ), not abusing perms, having 10 girlfriends and also being 6’8.
my dyno history is like longer than my dms with anyone evr
Some of those requirements I added in but it doesn’t matter
lemme check my dyno
you quite short
6’5 speaking 😂
"Mods" literally Me and Adren. 
Why dlete me message
When was he last active
2 days ago
Axmn isn't included, he's a leader.
you both useless ong
You were banned from Standoff 2 for 10080 minutes | 4/3 warnings reached
lmao
also I've got 16 bans
Thin ice
What du hel!!! (I mean hel as in the moderator)
wut da hel1!1!!11
The most sane Standoff2 user.
damn i got like 8 but only one of them wasn’t perm
“perm”
Don’t ever sniff cinnamon!!! Stick to coke!!
suffocates on coca cola
My nose still itchy and I done that 3 months ago
🐬
you eat poppyseed because it’s tasty i eat poppyseed for the opium it contains
(and it’s tasty)
(i don’t care if you don’t eat poppyseed)
(you should startg
bru
i mean copium
🐧
@stray violet
you left it at my momma crib
om your cost
hel naw
(also library card will be gone)
You inhale crushed apple seeds to commit permanent self elimination I inhale 30 crushed apple seeds to get my blood circulating in the morning.
Balkans momen ⁉️⁉️🇷🇴
👣
romania my favorite balkan country
nice country
Ravioli
What da hel doing?
Ewalk is no longer Time-outed, so you can ping him. 
i could’ve pinged him while he was muted too
@stray violet you ran out of time to redeem your free thug shaker vids
lab mullet
He probably torturing someone
Is Eu Já Sofri por Amor Mas Não Sofro Mais (Tik Tok) gonna go platinum?
what is he listening to lmao
is that
god damn
like
damn
god damn
don’t listen to this
it’s like
indian tiktok fyp
Ayo I just found some heat through
What song
My profile
@stray violet get muted again
the fact that it took 2 people to make that song is abysmal
Y’all gotta hop onto the Eu Já Sofri por Amor Mas Não Sofro Mais (Tik Tok) listening party ‼️
The bass 😭
😭
the eyebrow cut
Sounds like someone scratching a plate with a fork
followed by a high pitch spanish cussings
Asap Rafael (lord of the server) reference????
Bro Rafael probably can’t go outside without women (and men) wanting him
(I’m one of them)
are you one of the men or women
I don’t understand anything but it’s fire
me when i was 5 and anything played in the radio
(i didn’t know english when i was 5)
but that yo main lang
At the costs of forgetting most of my Spanish
WHATBIS this
Bro the voices
They scare me
I’m scated
Scared
Leave me alone
are getting louder
33% of my country can hold a conversation in english
average pole
Haha I bet y’all have a lot of people that are willing to polish other’s shoes
Right
Cause
Cause
just points without telling anything, or tells in polish
where department store
Spierdalaj!
@rich crow
its right there
very offensive word
😧
- harassment
👉 ⭕
Das where to enter??!
yes.
actually factual answer tho
proven by
scientific evidence
three star reunite bring the sunshine
Don’t get on my bad side or I’ll bring out the other non black listed insults
like the nword
Ohhhh my gawsh
They probably black listed every possible variation of it
(About 17 million variations)
i can say it
but
Do it
that would be racist!
Skill’d issue’s
very safe country !!!
Too expensive
Haha same too haha it would haha you know Haha it woul haha
Haha
Haha right
Yeah haha
Haha
@hexed igloo love the touch but never love the feeling ( beat drop)
Least drug addicted and money loving Colombian
It was crazy when
Never mind
my monster can collection is so big that it doesnt fit in my drawer anymore
around 0.2$
So much Arizona tea
21 cents if you know the dude
i started collecting like 2 months ago
that’s less than i said
Recheck my message tough guy
yeah im being generous
twenty one as soon as possible
21 x drake 😍🥰
thats how drake run
wut da hellllll!1!1!1!!!1!!!111!
🌬️🤸
Hola jotos
HOLY
MAMA
Oh I thought he said the bad words
drake been rejecting nardwuar interviews
☹️
🧑🦽
he gon make 21 go for him instead
Counter strike
Zesty man
i was supposed to finish the joke but i was interrupted by zani and i dont feel like finishing it anymore
Lmao
same but with bla
Go ahead and finish for me
chimken wins
finish me
finish him
yeah finish me off
Ok then
: (
Or beat him with his leg
we still can’t message eachother since i blocked you
Don't mind
because we both have dms off
I’m a simger
😖 - mfw
Sigmer gridneeset
singer grandeset
god damn
me after ruining years old friendship with nox (i cried)
2 month old friendship
4 actually ! !
I became a sigmer
You don’t wanna bring out the beast
The beast is still inside of me
Hide everyone! He's gonna turn into a furry
:the_wolf_j:
Woahhhh Wut du heaaalllll
It's shrn
No wayayayayua
Shen possessed anoen ! !
yes
Lmao(?)
no wayyy
It doesn't work?
😭
(so high)
@rich crow fake
Nightly is blue
You are a weird green
❗
Im hyperactive
Help
When I press on the goth mommy near me Ad but it turns out it’s a gory screamer

I am blue
Yes you are
it's glitched
Vlr*nt

Sadge
this chromebook penguin is goofy as life
how to make pipebombs ✧\(>o<)ノ✧
Why make pipe bombs when u can make a guided missile
who gon guide it
buy my m4 samurai for 300gold :))
no
there definitely is no cluster bombs in your aparment

but there will be
no
20
lmao
gotta have some insane stickers for it to be 300 gold
i prefer buying a pixel storm
what stickers are on it
Exactly what I said to myself
just a classic oops rare sticker .,.
lol
im not i still got some more minutes before its 12am
its hard to see that im hardstuck on silver
1:23p.m
sleep
11:23am
sleep is good
but 8ball pool career is better
It can't be that much better
whats up
Moon
noob
🥲🥲🥲
use your anime powers to stop time in so2 and get the win
need someone to play crazy 8 with on imessage
down
No thank you, I'm normal
im actually almost silver III but getting trash maps and bot team makes me lose more MMR
It's just sandstone 😔😔
mfw you use my phone number to find my information
can’t you do it vice versa
idk
Waaaiiitttt
what region you?
🐧
147722805
I mean you guys could've sent a message on #1044087234409799720 or #1044085342308941944
Ok ok, 9ne match for now
alr
ight
no :P
We weren't looking, we just randomly found each other lol
Someone, Please... Sell the mac 10 fatal combo for 251g
I ordered it yesterday and still haven't get it 😭
sadge
buy my m4 for 150 pls :P
No, I want the mac 10
wait what
hol up gang
you'll get it soon chief

I ordered it at 9pm yesterday and still haven't get it
you have many gold why not buy my m4

why are you ordering it for so much
you'll get it soon
Ksjdhds
Which M4
Chill dude
It's the stattrack
😘
samurai 
Stattrack?
no ofc stattrak is expensive;-;


I only want a stattrack
sadly i dont have it
hi thoon
i got f/s rare stattrack with almost 400kills buy it hmmm maybe 80?
Hi
if I had one i wouldve sold it to you for that price
🐧
😭
Dude I am literally in the metro station waiting for a friend
(He comes in 15 min)
💀
f/s tactical with almost 400kills wanna buy it for 75-85 :))
ima try and buy it just so i can sell it to you
Okay

I guess I will keep grinding for nothing
dancing susej
im sure you're just tripping
But with glasses
lol

Dude I wanna talk with somebody
Instagram is trash rn and doesn't wanna load any msg
And I am not using whatsapp
So talk people
Talk
😐
Okay nightly
Okay
You'll see
Doxxed
Dude
Is this joke with the IP still going around
.
?
which nightly
there lot nightly here
its only like 4
used to be 5
what happened to the other one
he just changed his name back
buy my fs tactical stattrack with 403 kills for only 75-85 lmao
ah..
🐧
goofy ahh penguin
How much was the winter fun 2022 battle pass??
The kills reset when someone buys it
🐧
Lemme check my purchase history
🐧
(real)
$8.99
Nah bro, you don't have to sacrifice your inventory for the mac 10 @woven tulip
Ok then Tysm my sweet lovely ewalk
I'll go for 280
Nah ah
I’m buying gold
Nah bro 💀
Buh
30 levels for $22.99
It's alright, I have enough gold
Shhhh idc
I just trying to get the cheapest option but I guess it's not possible
Butter don't do it
What

AYO

im in skol
I don't even use mac 10 I just wanna get the skin because it looks cool
Stonk
Anyone from south africa?
Alguien que quiera entrar a un clan me hable al privado???
who? (they're unknown)
😐
@quasi timber sus
je sus sus
thoon el romanian

WHY
go to bed Californian
Hi
its your bedtime
You right
you decieved me
he's not left?
i cant say it
you need to wake up early in the morning
I do
then sleep
token rich guy

ofc he lives in California
nightly wya
taking care of ewalk
E
you must be his goth mommy
he needs to wake up early tmmr
goodluck
bozod
yea ik 
i have nothing to do today
ok
good thing my school takes as long as i want it to take
it could take 1 hour or 8 hours
momen
shutup
goodnight
Hi, where is the chat for hack reports?
@paper tangle need opinion #📸│photos
Bruh, People need to stop copying my friends name

Nightly wannabe
@woven tulip look #📸│photos
There’s like 4 K Nightlys
Ong
W sticker combo
Wanna peep my awp
Great, Now I'm waiting for more feedback
Sure
i will be the 2nd butter tho
Ah hell naw 💀
💀😭
Fr
I just got the Poseidon awp but didn't know which sticker to use
I bought it at 101
Lemme get some sleep 
Aight, Gn king Nightly 
any good stickers for the ak dragon
King sticker
or m4 samurai (no samurai sticker)
And the golden thunder sticker or whatever it's called
Goodnight bro
👍

think the epic thunder bolt would do?
Yes, That one
The one from rainbow sticker pack
200
alr found it
@sick cave What gloves did u get?
@verbal imp punk
Who pig
It's ugly but aight
Oh, I got the handcraft one
🐡🐖
they should fr add trading
Butter#0575
you would trade with yourself fr
🐔🦕
💀
.
Auto mod moment
I wrote all of that to be deleted
Lol
skill'd issue'd
Tbh when I unboxed them
I was happy until I couldn't sell them

for 3k
Okay so
I opened 3 cases
And I unboxed myself some punks
But when I tried to sell them
I couldn't
Cuz everyone was uhh
Yk
Just lowballing
so every time it rose to 3k some sh*tter just list theirs for 1 gold cheaper
@sick cave wanna play allies?
Lol
Not now
You already in my friend list?
i hate those people so much
Then my friend bought them from me
Fr
cuz I was whining about them
i hate those people so much
I still do
3,499.99
3,500.00
like fr they should just place their shi for the same price as you
💀
hmm
hate when a m f puts their stuff up for 0.1 gold less
Sometimes I do the same myself but it's different
might as well put it up for 1 gold less instead of 0.1 gold
Like this
like fr is that 0.99 gold that much more important
fr
they should sell it for 10x cheaper fr
if theres like 10 skins up for 1,000 gold the most recent one is seen first
no need to put your skin up for less so it can be seen first
fr bro someone should sell their autumns gloves for 22.94 gold (i have a request for that much)

I'd have an extra 3k if someone did that
Also hate those type of people that place an order for let say 280 and there's already one for 281 💀 like bruh, Why can't you just bought it for 281? There's only one gold difference
nahh frrr
Where?
A sniper fr
Fr 💀
ive had so many skins sniped from me but they werent worth much
I'm trying to place a cheap order and they rose it up to 280 when they could just bought it for 281
When ur trading by using the market
They are the worse
fs tactical stattrack with 403 kills ya wanna buy it?
I don't have the game
Nah, Those kills will reset anyway

hoping to get a m9 bayo or karambit
@woven tulip I will, If they got something cool
hope they dont add the scorpion or flip knife
Fr! 💀
the flip is a nice knife but too cheap no profit
Oh hell nah
I seen a few of these ppl
And I always ask why don't they just buy it
Its literally 10 gold more
the scorpion? throw it away.
Ikr?!!

Ong bruh, I got scorpion last winter 💀
I just give em the 🗿 look
And I still have the video of that time I got the scorpion
ive seen someone placing an order for a st skin for 10 gold less idk who
ill buy scorpion for cheap maybe 100 lol
Nahh
I can't have u disrespecting my beloved
ik you were throwing punches at the air
That's why I told you not to sell the mac 10 because there's one for 280 and people place an order for 275
Facts 💀
whats the cheapest knife btw?
Scorpion
scorpion
Winter fest?
at one point it was 700-800 gold
ill buy scorpion for 100 LOL
Yep
I need me a flip knife
theres such a huge gap in between the knives in a winter SP
Stone cold please
theres like a 2k gold gap in between the m9 bayonet and whatever is 2nd most expensive
my bad
i meant 2nd most expensive
anyways yeah its late asf gn
I can send the video if you wanted to see
gts nox its like 3am there
Yeah sure
sendd vid tooooooooo
bro this scar i got is bothering me
i got this surgery now i got a long scar
i hate it
left side of my stomach area
i bet yall people across the globe jealous im boutta go to sleep and have sweet dreams
with some nice chilly weather while im tucked under my covers
yall jealous frrrrrrrr
Also w gamemode
Dragon rise bp are probably the most luckiest bp I've ever participate in
I got a lots of stattrack from that bp
Meanwhile this Halloween I got all blue and only one epic 💀
And to top it of, All those blues ain't even a stattrack
My first ever battle pass was uh legends
Didn't get anything crazy
I wish I did tho
The first birthday event was the most easiest bp
You only need to collect xp
Sadly my phone was unplayable that time so I missed it
fr i loved it
anyways i am going to sleep for real this time
Bruh I was lazy and I was in school at the time so I didn't finish it
Gn king
Actual
We could've own the awm and the akr rn 😔
bro back when i played alot i didnt even try at the battlepass i was too dumb
i couldve had so many opportunities but i missed all of em
😭☝️
Wish I grinded the game back when I first installed, back in 2019… could’ve had some awesome medals.
I'm pretty sure u could only get them if u bought that battle pass
Of course
Thankfully I atleast got the 2021 badge from the lost souls BP
And I'm fp2
But ofc I didn’t get the badge from the winter fun BP (L me)
Oh
In fact, I didn’t even grind that BP.
💀
so2 devs should listen to their community
theres so many good fan art skins made by the community
They did
They do
You can request them to add things through their website
Because they didn't own it 
And copyright problems
Fan art only meant to be a fan art
Like the howl in csgo
Not to be added in game
Add uncompetitive match making
give me gold for my idea
no not like that, what i meant is just skins created by the community, not fan art
Any fan could take someone else’s work and consider it theirs.
Yea, And if they did add some skins from the fan art, They need to buy it from the owner first
im just slow with my words i slept at 4 or 5
Mhm
Still the same thing
not like that again, i cant explain im too slow
just forget what i said
I still remember the fwd assault art contest, They told the community to make a skin concept and the best one will be added in game and guess what? They never add it
In the end, They just gave them the golds
I heard they treat their community terribly
im back in ict class
That's a plus ig
I contacted the fwd assault skin designer alex and told him what happened with the community contest, He never gave explanations 
Really really terrible
People that said so2 dev didn't listen to their community, Really haven't been in a bad mobile games community
Okay fair enough
It would be easier on the devs if they took fan designs - and awarded the fans with either money or gold. It would let them have more time to work on maps, and overall working on other parts of the game.
free taime
They do
i can play so2 on class
Too bad I don't have so2 atm
Pushed me to my limits
I also remember that time when I make a weapon sticker concepts for fwd assault and they really said they gonna add it in the next big update and guess what? It never happen 
Bruh
That's why the game is dead af
I’ll see how long you can go without
You’ve been without it for like 2 days now
Yurr
Royal skyline use my sticker concept for his video thumbnail
Man…
Really?
Wish he could come back
no way
He busy filming is bmw
Same with bullet force