💬│english-chat

[hexed igloo]

yeah

but it's blue instead of orange

[charred notch]

#📸│photos and this is useless

Kinda ugly too

I erased a lot of stickers from my guns

Most of the stickers are ugly imo

[woven jetty]

[hexed igloo]

fire color is the ugliest sticker i've ever seen

[proper gyro]

@hexed igloo how would u rate my radiation?

[hexed igloo]

0

[proper gyro]

u haven't even saw it yet :(

#📸│photos

ignored

[void bronze]

man

[hexed igloo]

personally

[noble dagger]

[hexed igloo]

@rich crow

@uneven zephyr

[rich crow]

having 2 on very high is too much for my phone

sadge

[void bronze]

what

[mellow rover]

[rich crow]

the video settings

[void bronze]

oh

[midnight briar]

Ios is locked at 60 fps

[hexed igloo]

playing on lowest gives advantage anyway

[void bronze]

which iphone do you have

[hexed igloo]

iphone 8s

[midnight briar]

13

[void bronze]

yeah 60

[void bronze]

damn

[rich crow]

iPhone andys

[hexed igloo]

that's like before 14

[void bronze]

idk i havent used ios in a long time

[proper gyro]

oh yea

[void bronze]

cant help

[proper gyro]

you were ios

got banned

[void bronze]

yeah

[proper gyro]

from jailbreaking

🐬 🐬

[rich crow]

L

[proper gyro]

nab

lmao

[void bronze]

dont buy second hand phones

[hexed igloo]

broke out of jail

[proper gyro]

just don't

well iOS don't

[rich crow]

deported to Mexico

[proper gyro]

andriod is fine

2nd hand ios are always a hassle

[hexed igloo]

it is 26th of November in the year 2022

[void bronze]

i was rocking the windows phone

[rich crow]

privileged

[void bronze]

yeah

[hexed igloo]

ps5 released 2 years ago

[void bronze]

what

damn

[rich crow]

dayum

[hexed igloo]

yea

[rich crow]

feels like this year

[void bronze]

time flies

[hexed igloo]

don't know bout you but in starving

im

[rich crow]

yea

[mellow rover]

Me too

[void bronze]

go eat

its like

8pm rn

[mellow rover]

I have a blood check rn

[void bronze]

damn

are you positive

[mellow rover]

Ion know

[void bronze]

man

[mellow rover]

Not alcohol test

Like to see if everthing alr with me

[hexed igloo]

he was high on fireball

[mellow rover]

Too much fire in my blood

[hexed igloo]

hate it when i found out my blood type is AK

[mellow rover]

And when they check the other arm its 47

Damn

[hexed igloo]

hate when that happens

[charred notch]

Someone can boost me the legend

I am nub

[mellow rover]

Same

I'd prob boost you the other way tho

[hexed igloo]

drag you

[void bronze]

yeah

[charred notch]

🥹

[hidden marlin]

I haven't in my lifetime passed gold ii my mane

actually I'm about to but still

[proper gyro]

i was phoenix

🐔

[charred notch]

I was pro

Now I cheat

[proper gyro]

i don't remember we asked what you think you were 🐔

did you even had a s1 rank?

[charred notch]

The Legend

[proper gyro]

fair enough it was easy to get s1 legend

🐔

[charred notch]

Like you were ?

[proper gyro]

no

[charred notch]

😭

[proper gyro]

I don't grind rank

[charred notch]

Then why do you say it was easy

S1 I encountered a lot of cheaters

😬

Like 1/2 was cheaters in the legend

Tbh it s still easy to get The Legend

[gilded flower]

omg it’s was so easy to get legend (gets phoenix)

[charred notch]

😁

[proper gyro]

@gilded flower tbh just play 1 game and get recalibrated to legend

🐔

definitely easy

[charred notch]

[floral compass]

Enis#5334 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

[void bronze]

damn

[charred notch]

Lol

No invites

Even in #🛡│clans

[void bronze]

i mean most people send invites to servers like

free gold giveaway

or something like that

[charred notch]

It s still easy to get the legend s4

😆

[void bronze]

thats crazy

[brittle knoll]

🦕

🐧

[proper gyro]

scammed

[brittle knoll]

🕊️

Your mold is frying

🐇

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[unreal sluice]

[brittle knoll]

🛶

[steady marten]

[brittle knoll]

🐓

Poop

[random jay]

Pee

[brittle knoll]

Pee

[void bronze]

poo

[noble dagger]

Poop

[rich crow]

[sweet flare]

Smartest chat

[proper gyro]

in which country?

[brittle knoll]

Yall both bald@proper gyro @sweet flare

[rich crow]

Who

[brittle knoll]

Bet

🐓

[rich crow]

Lmao 😂

[void bronze]

pee

[sweet flare]

No

Also no

I haven't had a haircut in 2 months where my hair go??!?!??

Bald = cool

[void bronze]

BALL

[sweet flare]

BALLER

[proper gyro]

@void bronze should i make a makeshift ramen lmao? using instant noodles.

[brittle knoll]

Pee

[hot hornet]

@proper gyro I added milk to my instant noodles

it tasted really great

can't believe a life hack from jujutsu kaisen worked

[proper gyro]

nah im not a creamy broth type of guy

i like more savory things

[hot hornet]

did you add eggs

[proper gyro]

i said i might

ill cook probably smth at Wednesday

[hot hornet]

ohhh

nice

my mom made us home made ramen from a really great recipe she read

it was the best, the honey bacons we bought carried the taste

also @proper gyro I finally implemented a proof-of-concept multiplayer prototype

that actually does something else besides move

[charred notch]

Can she makes me some

I m f.g hungry

[hot hornet]

sorry bro inflation in Philippines is rising

no food for you

[charred notch]

I ll pay you

[hot hornet]

69 dabloons

[charred notch]

Wat is dabloons

[hot hornet]

okay

53

[hot hornet]

tiktok economy that people came up with literally overnight 😭

[charred notch]

Oh

[hot hornet]

it's so funny and wholesome

[charred notch]

1️⃣

[hot hornet]

it's totally opposite from the side of tiktok where todoroki gets impregnated by sasuke

💀

[viral pawn]

Why would you try and find that

😭

[dusk grotto]

I'm Booster now

[viral pawn]

I could boost this server if I wanted to rn

[void bronze]

do we really ned more than 50 boosts

[hot hornet]

it's on my fyp by default because I liked my hero academia edits and now tiktok thinks I might also like content from the degenerative side of the fandom

😭💀

[void bronze]

do you like frogs

too much

[viral pawn]

🫵

[dusk grotto]

So wassup

[paper tangle]

[dusk grotto]

Test

[unreal sluice]

Omg

No way I saw someone say saitama slams cn scarlet king neg diff😭

[verbal imp]

[rich crow]

Wat

[sick cave]

Just bought the punk glove and now I'm thinking that people that own the glove have metal problem

[mossy hedge]

where do i report a cheater?

[rich crow]

Hello

Looking for someone to play allience. Rank: Silver I

[dusk grotto]

what's your kd

[rich crow]

1.2

[noble dagger]

[rich crow]

1.1 around*

Hi?

[rich crow]

Wanna play?

[noble dagger]

as

[rich crow]

Does anybody here wants to play allience? My rank is Silver I, and my KD is above 1.

[dusk grotto]

i can't i'm on gold 3 sorry

[rich crow]

Oh, ok

Traded for what?

[dusk grotto]

never

[rich crow]

Its November

Yea

Lol

Does anybody here wants to play allience? My rank is Silver I, and my KD is above 1.

[dusk grotto]

bc

[rich crow]

whens the bp ending

[rich crow]

Wanna play allies sir?

Because

[rich crow]

i have so2 deleted

[rich crow]

Oh

waiting for the bp to end and the winter bp tp start

downloading then

yee

for now there isnt really a reason to play for me

I'ma go and lose my ELO on game with randoms. Cya

nahh bro that was just a joke really he said he just got back to playing

idk what rank he was

probably silver aswell

idek

i thought he was

he gotta step up his game fr

[noble dagger]

🐧

[charred notch]

Me later

[grizzled orchid]

me never

never play comp

public match is fun, finding toxic player especially

nope

💀

especially arms race

"eya knife"

arms race is truly london (jk)

crashing ship instead zombie apocalypse (kinda)

"little bit"

[charred notch]

👀

[rich crow]

I don't understand sh about this conversation

Anyways

[noble dagger]

[rich crow]

I've made cool photos without even trying

Ok

[charred notch]

In 3h

[paper tangle]

🐧

[noble dagger]

🐧

[charred notch]

No

[verbal imp]

Huh?

[charred notch]

Why not

[mild locust]

guys

bruh a hacker on competitive

[verbal imp]

How tho

[mild locust]

i rejoin and it didn't let me join

and got ban for 24hours

on competitive

why

can I get unban I wanna play with my friends

guys

pls can someone tell me how can I unban on competitive

24 hours

[dusk grotto]

France baguette

[mellow rover]

EZ mbappe for the win

[dusk grotto]

Anyone have ideas for so2 content ?

[mellow rover]

Global stats

Like i remember like 3 years ago clash of clans put global stats for their aniversary like " 1billion th destroyed , 100 billions troups deployed...things like that

So id like to see " 900k grenades thrown , 700 billions shots fired etc...

[dusk grotto]

I say so2 ideas not clash of clans

[honest wadi]

Yo

Anyone wanna looking for a clan?

?

[rich crow]

.

[noble dagger]

.

[honest wadi]

.

[charred notch]

And me ?

🥹

Yayy

Jk

[noble dagger]

ripbozo

[honest wadi]

E

[noble dagger]

E

[vale wave]

Someone wanna play competitive? I am sliver 1

What is the easiest way to earn gold and coins?

[eager shard]

why did I get banned for 95 hours when I don't kick much and I don't cheat?

Is that count to left the game on warm up

?

But I start game on mistake and I left it

it's a shame that I can't play 😕

before I got banned because 2 people were afk and didn't play and I kicked them and got banned for 24 hours, is this normal? It was a 4vs3 game but 2 were afk so I also got a lot of minus rank.

Can somebody Help me? i dont want to wait 4 ďays, I love standoff 2

[honest wadi]

LMAO

24 hours that’s nothing

[vale wave]

You are going to wait

[honest wadi]

I was banned for over 10 days

I had to play on my smurfs

[rich crow]

Let me talk to an admin

I have a player to report

[honest wadi]

Use their bot to report the palyer

List the game and their id

[eager shard]

@honest wadi no 24 that was before now its 95

[honest wadi]

lmao

[rich crow]

Where can i find it

[honest wadi]

Bot helper

[rich crow]

Ty

[honest wadi]

Np

[eager shard]

How do i write to standoff?

[honest wadi]

Use their bot helper, their website, their messenger, and faceboook

And their Twitter

[eager shard]

Tank you so much dude

[honest wadi]

Np

[eager shard]

I i appreciate it

[honest wadi]

their bot is most efficient

but rn will not work the best

As weekends seem like off day and you will only be talking to a bot

Monday is when you can talk to a real person I think

[eager shard]

Thanks

[wintry bone]

Idek what yall mean with gold

Like

Gold 2

Or gold 1

Rank?

On competitive?

No no

Js me that is new

I thought u were supposed ti pick rank on allies

Bc i suck at compe

Titive

Yea

[remote spoke]

Hola

Hello

[wintry bone]

Im not gold 2

But u wanna play allies?

[remote spoke]

how can i get silver coins fast
that is to say, which mode gives more reward?

[wintry bone]

Ranked modes

Allies or competitive

The best way

Yea

And play ranked bcs u get more

[remote spoke]

thanks

[wintry bone]

Yw

U do

Try play defuse and then allies

U will notice the diffrence

Also allies is fastsr

Faster*

[remote spoke]

I don't play competitive but I'll start

[wintry bone]

Wanna play w me?

I can help u out

Im bad at it too

I meant @remote spoke

[remote spoke]

No, thankyou

[wintry bone]

Oh alr

[remote spoke]

Te lo agradezco pero yo lo intentare

[wintry bone]

Spanish?

[remote spoke]

Yep

[wintry bone]

Im italian

Close

No se abt thag lol

That*

[remote spoke]

Uso il traduttore, posso solo insultare in portoghese

[wintry bone]

Haha

Oke

[remote spoke]

ci vediamo dopo

[wintry bone]

Yh

Si

Ciao

[remote spoke]

Ciao

[charred notch]

I was muted

🥸

[vale sparrow]

hmnm

[charred notch]

For saying

[wintry bone]

Any1 wanna play allies or sum else?

[mellow rover]

I think @rich crow wants to @buoyant ruin

[noble dagger]

[charred notch]

Scam

Scam

? Gold = ? €

I need 10k G

No why ?

[rich crow]

Cough.

[swift geyser]

I can pay in dogecoin do you agree?

[charred notch]

I wanna first know how much

[wintry bone]

Who wanna play

Fr

Now

[charred notch]

😆

[wintry bone]

Bro how do i change my badhe

Badhe

Badge

[rich crow]

If you mean in-game medals, you should equip them from the inventory.

[wintry bone]

No

In discord

I aknt gold 2

Anymore

[charred notch]

#🙏│welcome

How are you ? @rich crow

[wintry bone]

Ty

[charred notch]

Yw

[rich crow]

Good, you?

[charred notch]

Good

Chilling

[rich crow]

Glad to hear!

[remote spoke]

matchmaking is a steal
the enemy with the lowest rank was gold and the highest ally was silver 3 and they took him out

[charred notch]

👀

[remote spoke]

the rest of us had no rank

[gilded flower]

ok

no

[noble dagger]

[celest tartan]

what time will be daily missions refreshed?

[vale sparrow]

good question

idk

in a hour or so?

[sweet flare]

43 minutes.

Wdym

2v2 private

[vale sparrow]

imagine

[charred notch]

Bad

[sweet flare]

I mean were just 2

[vale sparrow]

hmm

alex

[sweet flare]

@vale sparrow want?

[vale sparrow]

:>

sure

[sweet flare]

Alr

57437100

[celest tartan]

i want

[vale sparrow]

47122172

[celest tartan]

scrim

💋

after this

[paper tangle]

what

[rich crow]

.

Hello

[sweet flare]

Gg

Started listening to music half way

Ok

[paper tangle]

🐧

[sweet flare]

Really?

I mean its an alr nife

But not that spectacular

Saying you want knife = toxic

[rich crow]

What best app for pc standoff

[sweet flare]

I dont rush at all

[rich crow]

bcs blue stacks lagg alot

PC not mobile

[sweet flare]

I didn't

))

[rich crow]

hello

[sweet flare]

I never bought a fnfal

[rich crow]

What best app for pc standoff

[sweet flare]

I think ur brain is off

Mp5

And p90

Where fnfal

[rich crow]

I am a game developer 😄

[bleak tinsel]

Are there reedeem codes?

[sweet flare]

Not for u

[paper tangle]

🐧

[rich crow]

🤡

What best app for pc standoff

[bleak tinsel]

So does it exist?

[sweet flare]

Google play

[paper tangle]

there should be a website for promo codes

idk which one but there should be one

[bleak tinsel]

Ok

Thanks bye

[gilded flower]

also a sigma male hard working nonstop grinder body builder problem solver self imrpover idea guy influencer ethical hacker

[rich crow]

true

I dont really use github that much

[gilded flower]

ok

[rich crow]

but I do have my projects in my computer

i stoped posting to youtube

[gilded flower]

good

[barren sleet]

Hey anyone on?

[gilded flower]

argentina won every single match they ever played against mexico

[rich crow]

@steady marten

.

[paper tangle]

🐓

[barren sleet]

How do I get perms for playrs search

[rich crow]

no

[stray violet]

I said сum

пон 🦈

Пон 🦈

You mean пон 🦈

[cedar raft]

Say my name

[stray violet]

You mean f пон 🦈

[cedar raft]

Your goddamn right

[stray violet]

You mean понпонпон 🦈

You mean bad пон 🦈

Пон 🦈

I love пон 🦈

I wish I could be like пон 🦈

[floral compass]

Mty#0023 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[dusk grotto]

Yoyoyo

[covert wraith]

@dusk grotto suggest that emote to be added to the server

[dusk grotto]

Litteraly video picture on my yt

[dusk grotto]

Ok

Hello Axlebolt can you add this emote ?

Why u cry

[paper tangle]

🐓

[rich crow]

Any1 plays standoff at bluestacks?

[sweet flare]

No

[paper tangle]

1 hr mute nab

[rich crow]

Wym

[vale wave]

Are the servers down or just I can't log in

[vapid salmon]

Down

All

Ggg

[vale wave]

Really?

[dusk grotto]

No

I can play

[rich crow]

Hey

[paper tangle]

wow

using another language to diss someone

[rich crow]

Lmao

[paper tangle]

very low of him

[rich crow]

Only English in chat, please.

[paper tangle]

no its a message delete

Hi Hel

[rich crow]

In Japanese

[paper tangle]

very nice of him

[rich crow]

You don't need to repeat.

It was in Japanese I was just letting people know what was said

[paper tangle]

w @rich crow

[rich crow]

W @paper tangle

[paper tangle]

there's 3 of us

🐧

[rich crow]

Oh lol

[paper tangle]

I'm the og

🐧

[charred notch]

I need a silver player

😀

[paper tangle]

oh its spoopy

very nice of him to copy my name

have a goodnight m8

[fringe basin]

I didnt sayd nothing bad

[charred notch]

Wanna rank ?

[paper tangle]

translator moment

[rich crow]

sup

I can be pinged, just don't ping those with "Axlebolt" role.

[charred notch]

Hi wanna rank ?

[paper tangle]

Hel is a nice mod

[rich crow]

nah not rn phones charging ty

[paper tangle]

although Hel can come late, they can be a big help in the server

imo Hel is the best mod here

[rich crow]

Wdym

[charred notch]

Comp

Play

[paper tangle]

rank up in comp

[rich crow]

Yeah sure ig

Not right now tho sorry

[fringe basin]

He speaks rude

[rich crow]

Only 3am?

bro i got an awp scratch with sticker in the scope for 5 🤣

[fringe basin]

[faint mason]

Hi

[fringe basin]

[charred notch]

I

Need

A silver

To play with me :(

[fringe basin]

[charred notch]

@fringe basin

Come

[fringe basin]

I cant play rn and i am bronz 2

[charred notch]

I ll boost you

:(

[fringe basin]

I know srry

yes

ez money

[charred notch]

It s bc i m playing with low ranks

[sweet flare]

Kinda same

[charred notch]

Chilling with friends

Random players

Idc about ranks

[lusty pike]

Should i spend money to get gold on this game or spend it on robux?

[sweet flare]

Robux go play standoff 2 in roblox

[lusty pike]

Yes

[sweet flare]

Boring

[paper tangle]

what if you don't spend any money

its better that way

[sweet flare]

I played solo on a smurf

[wintry bone]

Alr igtg

[sweet flare]

Got gold 3

[wintry bone]

Cya boys

Guys*

[lusty pike]

Im not old enough to drive or to invest in bitcoin

[sweet flare]

Im sad i cant get elite role(

[paper tangle]

me over here with the Legend Role

[sweet flare]

Bot not responding

[paper tangle]

🐧

i never get one

🐓

[sweet flare]

S
A
M
E

Only got master role because of a mod

[paper tangle]

have you tried making your dms open

[sweet flare]

Yes

[paper tangle]

[vale wave]

Does someone wants to play competitive? I am silver 1 almost silver 2.

[rich crow]

The bot is not available at this hour, try later.

[sweet flare]

Alr

[cyan ivy]

[paper tangle]

well at least the bot is gonna work in the next hour

[rich crow]

Why promo codes doesnt work

[proper gyro]

have you tried using your brain just a tad bit more as to why it doesn't work?

[paper tangle]

🐧

[rich crow]

Thx

[paper tangle]

what

[proper gyro]

he may or may not have realised it

and bozo d4wn making a scene again

bozo got banned

lmfao

[paper tangle]

how did he get banned

@proper gyro

[rich crow]

Toxicity.

[paper tangle]

thank you hel

[rich crow]

Anytime.

[paper tangle]

ye

[woven tulip]

Omg hel

[paper tangle]

Anon W

[cyan ivy]

[stray violet]

[paper tangle]

[cyan ivy]

🥹🥹

[paper tangle]

cool

[cyan ivy]

[cyan ivy]

😹

gn❤️

[paper tangle]

gn

[woven tulip]

@sage badge :pointandlaugh:

2-0

[woven tulip]

W Wightly imo

[sage badge]

what's that

[paper tangle]

[woven tulip]

Just needed a reason to make fun of u

[sage badge]

oh okay

[hexed igloo]

@paper tangle do you

[paper tangle]

@hexed igloo do you

[rich crow]

@paper tangle @hexed igloo do you

bro at one point ill buy stickers that are worth alot and then just apply them on the worst skins ever

and have the best inventory of all time fr

[proper gyro]

you do you

[rich crow]

idk bro it would be cool fr

[proper gyro]

if you have a the disposable income who wouldn't

I don't

so i wouldn't

[hexed igloo]

@paper tangle @rich crow vanilla ice cream with ice cream cone

[paper tangle]

yes

[mellow rover]

[proper gyro]

@woven tulip @hexed igloo @verbal imp gonna stream latur yall gonna join for comp?

[hexed igloo]

sprinkles

i will solo

i comp morning

[proper gyro]

is 10am not morning?

🐔

[rich crow]

anything after 6am is morning

ither than 12

[paper tangle]

he already knows that

🐔

[hexed igloo]

like earlier

i mean i will probably play until 12 my time

[paper tangle]

momen

[proper gyro]

10am for me is 9am for u

🐔

also damn doing comp earlier than 9?

man's asking his day to be ruined

[charred notch]

I m soon ranger on my mini

😵‍💫

[proper gyro]

willy

[paper tangle]

fr

[verbal imp]

If I'm not busy doing something else

Then sure

[hexed igloo]

easy lobby here

6pm+7 above is where you meet a lot of tryhards

9pm+7 is a no go

if you meet cheater, you will meet them again

[rich crow]

man how i 1v1 master and tie with him but i lose to people my own rank im just lucky then

[hexed igloo]

boosted master

i once 10-1 full legend lobby

[rich crow]

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

[woven tulip]

Idk maybe

[rich crow]

did you know hamburgers were made in hamburg germany

[woven tulip]

Did you know that tacos weren’t made in tacoland

[rich crow]

so real

[hexed igloo]

Burger were made cause the steak was too hot so they put it in between breads

[woven tulip]

And burritos weren’t made in burrington

[rich crow]

They were cooked in Greece, actually.

[noble lake]

Bro why too much hacks in this gameeee

[woven tulip]

I made burgers, I’m the inventor.

[rich crow]

ancient greece?

No, just Greece.

[proper gyro]

fries or chips are Belgium right?

[hexed igloo]

Zeus was munching

[woven tulip]

Greece has amazing lamb burgers tho

I love lamb burgers

[rich crow]

youre right idk why ancient greece would have fryers

[woven tulip]

Zeus is a munch???!!??

[hexed igloo]

😨

[gilded flower]

i only eat belgian fries

who did i respond to

[rich crow]

I feel like no one got the joke.

[hexed igloo]

ancient greek technology were crazy though

[noble lake]

What?

[gilded flower]

yeah

[noble lake]

Hahahababab

[proper gyro]

grease

[rich crow]

chips were made somewhere, but i remember the story, idk ifits true or not, this guy didnt like his fries so he kept ordering stuff saying toos salty etc etc and then chips was invented

[gilded flower]

bro why dont you eat belgian fries

[proper gyro]

i got it just didn't mention it

[gilded flower]

instead

[noble lake]

Idk

[rich crow]

Somehow this joke turned the chat into a history class for a moment.

[proper gyro]

no no chips i meant uk chips or fries

not crisp

[hexed igloo]

i thought you said Chips cause British

[proper gyro]

🐔

[gilded flower]

make funnier jokes then

[woven tulip]

Hel what are your opinions on Ted Kaczynski

[hexed igloo]

fries

[proper gyro]

i wonder what I'll stresm today

[rich crow]

fortnite

[woven tulip]

Stream deez ballz on your face 🤣 😂

‼️‼️

[proper gyro]

just realised i deleted codm

[gilded flower]

his last name is the same as the founder of currently leading political party in poland (crazy)

[woven tulip]

Lowandski

Soccer player

[gilded flower]

only 5 mistakes

[paper tangle]

french fries are greasy hence why it was made in greece which sounds like grease

[proper gyro]

low and ski

[gilded flower]

lowski

[woven tulip]

I love lasagna

[hexed igloo]

I agree

[woven tulip]

Garfield made the laganss a

Garfueld

[rich crow]

lasaga

[gilded flower]

ski is correct

[hexed igloo]

Slim shady invented the spaghetti

[woven tulip]

Garfield! You fat cat!

[rich crow]

lasag

[gilded flower]

his mom did

[woven tulip]

Why does Italy love the tomato so much

[gilded flower]

best fruit

[rich crow]

why does yo mom love me so much

[woven tulip]

They put it on da pizza and on da spaghetti and they use it on da lasagna

[rich crow]

🤨

[rich crow]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity and it's impossible to put down.

[paper tangle]

🐓

[gilded flower]

damn

[proper gyro]

does liking ketchup count?

[woven tulip]

Cause you are one of her children (we are siblings)

[hexed igloo]

anti-hel

[paper tangle]

then put it up

[woven tulip]

😂😂😂 I’m going to share this to my Friend Susan

[rich crow]

ayo

that the ceo of youtube

[woven tulip]

Susa wajowski

[proper gyro]

toss it up

[rich crow]

communism be like

[woven tulip]

If he eats da book does he float

[rich crow]

What do you call someone with no body and no noes? Nobody knows.

🐡

[hexed igloo]

this gives me social anxiety

[proper gyro]

@rich crow do you still have the orochi?

[woven tulip]

What has no body but a tail and a head ???????

[rich crow]

furry

[woven tulip]

A dismembered donkey!!!1!!1

[proper gyro]

also why are you becoming more dadder than dad aiz

[hexed igloo]

😂😂

😂

[gilded flower]

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor?

[woven tulip]

😂😂

😂

😧

[rich crow]

😭

[rich crow]

Yeah.

[paper tangle]

ima be spectating this

🐧

[woven tulip]

🦟🦗🦟

[rich crow]

"put your finger away"
kid named finger:

[hexed igloo]

i left too early and dong man didn't send it to me

im sad

[gilded flower]

what do you call a fly with no wings

[rich crow]

Age

[proper gyro]

@paper tangle has joined spectator mode

[gilded flower]

fly the name doesnt change

[paper tangle]

impossible

[gilded flower]

😲😖😦

[paper tangle]

ax is more older

[gilded flower]

he’s like 34

[hexed igloo]

what do you .

[proper gyro]

ax is 20

[woven tulip]

Buh

Axlebolt is 20?????

Crazy

[rich crow]

he's

[hexed igloo]

Axle man

[rich crow]

yes

[woven tulip]

Axe body spray

[rich crow]

Axmn isn't 20 yet.

[hexed igloo]

i fear

[proper gyro]

well about to be

[hexed igloo]

axe is 19

[proper gyro]

2022 almost done

[hexed igloo]

if i remember

[paper tangle]

ax is 19

[woven tulip]

2013 here I come

[paper tangle]

im almost as old as him

[proper gyro]

2013

[hexed igloo]

im barely

alive

[gilded flower]

half the playerbase wasnt born back then

[rich crow]

lmao

[hexed igloo]

what happened in 2013

[woven tulip]

I’m still trying to process 1998 yet 2011 is 1 month away

[proper gyro]

im barely psychologically stable

[rich crow]

cod ghoss launched

[gilded flower]

no you’re not

[woven tulip]

GTA 2.5x2

[proper gyro]

alright im mentally ill and unstable now

[rich crow]

go to a psychologist🐓

[hexed igloo]

😂😂😂

[gilded flower]

you mean psychiatrist

[rich crow]

you mean psychopath

[hexed igloo]

you mean chemists

[gilded flower]

you mean me

[woven tulip]

Gee whizz!! Glad I was alive back in those days !

[proper gyro]

jeez louis

[rich crow]

theres this guy right he had a tractor he lobed tractors he had whole tractors right one day right right his wife just dies she got ran ovrr by a tractor right bla bla bla bla bla thats how the joke goes but im too lazy

[woven tulip]

You mean schiyiocjolistty

[gilded flower]

true

[rich crow]

nice factor

[gilded flower]

wheres my tractor?

[rich crow]

my basement

[gilded flower]

said the farmer

[paper tangle]

good thing im spectating

[proper gyro]

mm hm

[hexed igloo]

Man had enough yeah? if you ain't have a tractor licence man will not tolerate when you talk about tractor yeah?

[proper gyro]

nowgo

dontgo

[rich crow]

wheres the k nightly thats from moldova

[woven tulip]

And then I said “I hate my wife, I punch her if the beef isn’t full cooked.” 😂😂😂

[rich crow]

@rich crow ”Comunicat oficial. Conducerea noastră îi oferă lui Cristiano Ronaldo un contract până la finalul sezonului actual. Cei 516.35 euro (2.550 lei)/lună arată cât de serioși suntem în a construi o echipă care poate accede în play-off-ul Ligii 3 și ataca promovarea”

500 euro a month for ronaldo

[proper gyro]

deleted

[hexed igloo]

k nightly from florida

[rich crow]

crazy

[woven tulip]

Prof

[proper gyro]

o hel didn't do it

[paper tangle]

i didn't get pinged

[proper gyro]

@paper tangle

[paper tangle]

now i did

[hexed igloo]

he got too aggressive

[proper gyro]

now you did

[woven tulip]

If he’s from Florida he would know what the capital of Florida is

[woven tulip]

Sad

[hexed igloo]

@paper tangle

[proper gyro]

Maine

[rich crow]

its floridia

[woven tulip]

[rich crow]

what did the man say to the man

[woven tulip]

@paper tangle\

[paper tangle]

isn that Tallahassee

?

[rich crow]

hello how are you doing want to hear my story? heres how it goes

what did the man say to the man

[proper gyro]

no

[woven tulip]

Yh

[rich crow]

hello how are you doing want to hear my story? heres how it goes

[rich crow]

"wanna watch morbius the second"?

[gilded flower]

what did the man say to the man

[proper gyro]

no

[gilded flower]

hello how are you doing want to hear my story? heres how it goes

[woven tulip]

Hi

[gilded flower]

what did the man say to the man

[woven tulip]

Hi how’s it going

[hexed igloo]

i have 6 ice creams

[rich crow]

what did the man say to the women

are u guys missing the joke the joke is that the man keeps talking to a man about man talking to a man about a man saying his story to a man talking about a story of a man talking to man about a story of a man

[gilded flower]

What did one German man say to the other?
I don’t know. I can’t speak German!

[woven tulip]

Ew

(Me)

[gilded flower]

Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn’t because numbers aren’t sentient, which means they aren’t capable of feeling fear.

[rich crow]

oh thanks for clraifying i thought the man was talking about the man's manning manners about speaking about man history of being a man of the mans

🐓

[gilded flower]

What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen! Make sure you return it before the rightful owners prosecute you.

[rich crow]

i hope ome day the moon just falls @rich crow

real

My mother asked me how she looks, I told her with your eyes.

[woven tulip]

Cuz 7 ate 9!!!! (He didn’t eat 9 in a way of cannibalism, it was in another way. Not a harmful way, I pleasures way.)

[gilded flower]

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
They probably didn’t have one, as history points to the fact that most pirates were illiterate.

[woven tulip]

R

[rich crow]

[slow valve]

C

[woven tulip]

🤓 🤓 🤓 + ratio

[rich crow]

what did the atom say to the atom
nothing they dont have a language

[gilded flower]

Laughter is the best medicine …
Not for me, I’ve got cancer.

11 Best Anti Jokes Ever Told

An anti-joke can be a powerful tool to have in your comedic arsenal. Just remember, it is hard to build a full act around nothing but anti jokes. However, that doesn’t mean you need to abandon them completely. There is, as always, a middle ground.

[woven tulip]

Not reading allat 😂 🤦‍♂️

[gilded flower]

What do you call a carwash that won’t wash cars anymore?
Broken.

[paper tangle]

My dad asked me "where do I get the milk", I told him in the local grocery store down the street, he never came back ever since I gave the directions.

[woven tulip]

Out of business

[sage badge]

@rich crow plz stop talk

[hexed igloo]

Ice cream is a sweetened frozen food typically eaten as a snack or dessert. It may be made from toxicated fluid or your organs and is flavoured with a ? , either blood type A or Human waste, and a spice, such as teeth or nails, or with fruit such as strawberries or peaches.

[rich crow]

what did the bank robber say to the bank robber
i dont know they both died

[sage badge]

shutup

[paper tangle]

🐓

[gilded flower]

Why did the man say hi to the little girl?
Because he was being polite. His mother didn’t raise a man with no respect.

[hexed igloo]

why did the government

[gilded flower]

What’s funny about five people in a Chevy Suburban driving off a cliff?
Nothing. They were my cousins.

[hexed igloo]

cause

[paper tangle]

🐧

[hollow shuttle]

?

[hexed igloo]

have you ever just

[paper tangle]

yea

just yea

[hexed igloo]

Argentina won

[paper tangle]

yea ik

Mexico always loses against Argentina

[woven tulip]

A alligator walks into a bar, the bartender calls animal control and they take it away.

😂😂😂

[gilded flower]

common mexico L

[verbal imp]

Ofc they gonna lose

[gilded flower]

they already did

[verbal imp]

It's Argentina

[gilded flower]

but

they won

[woven tulip]

Argentina has messy

[gilded flower]

just him

[woven tulip]

Lion Messy the best player !!!

[verbal imp]

Yes

No actually

Ehh

M

Probably

[woven tulip]

Christian Ronald might be somewhat better idk

[gilded flower]

remember when poland won against argentina in 1974 world cup

[rich crow]

mehico is my fehforite phlahe

[verbal imp]

1974

[woven tulip]

I love Culiacán and Tijuana!!! I will definitely go there and have a safe vacation 😃

[rich crow]

whats his name again

hes like pablo escobar but hes still alive today

in a jail cell

[woven tulip]

Uhhh

He’s short

[rich crow]

like a mustache short hair

fat kindof guy hes like pablo escobar but like newage

in 2012 i believe he got caught

[paper tangle]

pablo escobar

[rich crow]

pablo escobar died before 2012

[rich crow]

el chapo

[paper tangle]

nope

[proper gyro]

@seedle

uh

wat

@thick yoke nab hyperfront is kinda optimized nkw

🐓

[proven carbon]

Any pc player here?

[verbal imp]

No