#๐ฌโenglish-chat
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Np
Oh god
The B sticker
What's that
Form the 5 years pass
Oh okay lemme check
It was in the travelers bag purple quality
Yeah i guess
Seems legit
Lol
If I ever get an iPhone again
I can get my account with the assistance badge and
I'm pretty sure there's an unopened gift box in it
Its better to have it close than far i guess
Yeah true
Also checking whats left
3
New pfp time
ok
Oh nice
I'm trash at the game so I don't know ๐
Fair enough

I gave up
Literally playing defuse for the rest of the year
Yeah lol
Im at lvl 67 currently
I'd be a bit higher but I'm awful
but I would've been 68 if I want 2 allies games
Ik
I suck
And that's fine
They make the challenges tedious
Yup
so it takes longer to complete
The progress is so slow
which is annoying
Yeah
Could've finish the battle pass a week early
Nah u won't
Ur kinda late
unless u don't mind buying everything
50
Yeah still like
That's basically a day's work
I didn't work 8 hours today for so2 ๐
Im not playing 50 for no battle pass
Yeah exactly
Almost threw up when u said that
I know lol ยฃ1 per tier is a bit much
Literally any triple A game or a battle pass
My hud it's reset :(
Oh- that sucks
Twice in a row
I fixed it in one game and in the other I got a mistake and I had to fix it again
:'(
Damn that sucks, I'm sorry
little baby
A person
ok
I'm in another game Cs 1.6 <
โI am a registered _ offenderโ
that song was like 2 years ago
Ong
Lmao

yup
I'm trying to sell my acc
Donโt get scammed
yes
144117782
no
Yes
no
Lmao
average asia server game
True
Louis
Luis owner of louis Vuitton
@hexed igloo
Bro they sped up the g22 too. The increase was more than the usp
Bro I'm over here trying to get gloves worth 1700g, i ain't rich ๐
Im trying to get a set
I aint wealthy
Ngl
I do want the glock fade
Ik it isn't called fade but yk what I mean
Poor smh
I got a 200g inv you poor asf @stray violet ๐น๐น๐น
Whatโs up?
Yea
just sell smth worth 1700g frfr
He just needs to sell a 0.06g skin for 10,000g ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Ez method for gold ๐ฅถ




Pigging bing
I took the woOk to polaaand
Idc @rich crow
lmfaoooo
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it took u 10 minutes to write 10 words and send a screenshot
Are you cows?
bro u legit got parkinsons
oK
Ratio
keep typing
What are your ranks in mm?
bro how did it take u 10 mins
Platinum 5
Nice
Im trying to take a screen shot
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what could have possibly taken so long
Pigging
School
Yea im in school rn
8 ball pool
And yes the teacher is front of me
bruh im not talking to u
That's kind of cool
6-7 hours of sitting at school๐
And then @rich crow is curious
@glossy roost u are physically and mentally inept my boi
Whatever

J
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just tell her to get out
nothing bad will happen I promise
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monkey
The woOk took me to poland
lmfao
Uh Um, Sorry But My Parents said that is bad ๐ค, and i also learn socialogy
Monkey D Luffy
Becuz im black?
Popodak and monke squish
Internet iz weird rn fr
waiting for a long time ๐ฆ
I think ๐

Yih
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Sommeone give me a phone
Do u need a new phone
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I don't know English but I speak English right now
Not having a decent phone literally make my mental weak
Eeeee
Yeah
he speak english
Invest some money then
what phone do you have right now
To be honest, I don't speak English

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And that's bad
I have yhe money but like clochard phone is like expensive asl
And it a clochard phone not even a good one
Just buy xiaomi / samsung
Buy motorora

Broken asl samsung j3 2018 i see half the screen lmfao
iPhone 14
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Samsung expensive asl tho its litterammy clochard phone
Xiaomi
But someone sold a kidney to buy an iPhone 14
200โฌ for entry level samsung i aint dum enough to buy that
me with
Clock hard

oh damn that must be annoying

Hell nah unknown to war i aint buyin thaqt
Xd
Xiaomi is very popular in asia
Nah clochard ,
But underrated in us
Yea in asia
Who speaks Russian
I aint buyin that
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But bro that phone is sick
Vine fart sound defect
Xiaomi is like a big tank in the marketplace
I aint in us but ill only stick with samsung best nrand
You say wock but he say woOk
its promethazine codeine
They selling 6/128 phone with a low price ๐
who asked
Crinj
Litterally the same
anyway promthazine codeine is a narcotic which is only prescribed for cough or fever sickness
the brand name is Wockhardt
ya motha
Cuz you will mรฉlanging it and it will be lean
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In your country
Yeah, sorry
In mine a starter samsung be like 180โฌlike tf its a clochard phone
Does anyone want?
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osu!droid
The woOk?
Kook
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I cook the woOk in polaand
Wyf?
I mean "where you from"
French ๐คฏ
Fair right?
Pizza?
Tf
I like pizza
All of us
Pizza is from france right
For everything they do to us
Ohh
Here some places dont have drinkable water for daily use
The fact that we pay like 30%more than france for anything we buy

Ofc
Not having a phone play with me mentally
Becameweak
And its only been 2 days
Or 3 i dont even ko
Broken
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@mellow rover Why dont you make a money from your phone?
Sell the phone for 5โฌ what a great idea
No
Dont be childish, ur not stupid
Then what is your purpose for life
Death
No fam
Like tbh , why tf we have to pay to eat and drink
Lmfao
Makes no sense
Id be agree to pay if i could do anything i want
Ok, if you want to eat go make some food then
We need to buy food tho lmao
No, search the ingredients by yourself
I buy a terrain , i need to pay for the terrain even tho i already bought it tf
Like forest
I need to pay taxes even tho this my shi
Life is unfair, and this world is not a place to live
You must suffer to be happy
And be happy to not suffer
- spoopium eyebrium cca 5030 b. C.
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Mooo
Guys
Girls
you work for a paycheck and a chunk of it just goes to taxes
so you don't even get everything you worked for
Can we talk about something normal
Saying that like you don't get anything from those taxes
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Thing is , to get your pay , you need to pay tax so from 20k you go to 1.6 , then you need to buy things with tax on it so from 1.6k you loose like 400 to tax lmao
I'm tired of talking about things that are not clear
๏ฟผ
Ikr
Tax = ๐ก
Money is actually dont exist
Where tf is that lmao
What are u guys talking about
Seems legit
Theres food?
For real internet is getting weirder
Does he ping you
๐ก๐คฌ
I jealous ๐
What are u talking about
Ikr
You mean neuron
No
What
Dont seem o understand
Adhd
No what are we talking about
What
When?
Weirdest conversation.
We
Lets Talk About something normal
Stop saying random things
Lessgo
Ok
Do developers like players who never top up?
Why?
I mean buyibg gold
I guess they dont care since most people buy pass
I think my screen has virus pop up
Hats why theey do 50 pass a year
It could be
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Pass is bennefit for them and for the player so its ez cash
Yea
Axlebolt is actually a good developer
Im so not motivated i dont put a once of effort in my english
Idk bout that
Even thought they dont have a good intercation with the community
Now game is all about passes
You know,they have a good strategies to make people play the game, which is smart
Yeah
To make people buy stuff*
Poopux has already touched the masses
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they still add new maps and have those limited events every now and then
We get like 1 new case a year , should be at least 2
Not gonna lie, they always selling something interisting
Yes
Same event just made differently
I just wish the servers were fixed because I'm forced to queue central eu and people always teleport
That
This
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Omg so smart i should do that
what
Whose

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Bro u such a weird gen z in this server

Chicker
Looks like Your circle has a fever
Part of his personality cant be mad at him tbh
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I've been in the server for 30 mins and I still see this
Yeah
Yes
Damn your brand new
Product
Hell yeah
Send woOk to Poland
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๐ค
That's the funniest one so fst
Sike
Fst not far
Hike
I think, Season 4 pass is not really good
Nah its the poleand that send the woOk
Yes
For real.. Slayyyyyy ๐
Ye
The weapon skins, is aughhh
What
Ugly
I think its good just wish there were better arcane skins
We in season4?
Breh I'm so done w this game
I mean the mac 10 argo looks cool but the gun is not good
Yes
I think they good , lot of gold to be made
Now that's seggy
In my opinion, dual daggers is better thank kukri, just look at the animation
What
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Kukri looks goofy
Shii
Shii
what will be the next knife
The following
I wish bayonet
I checked
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Ill buy one fo sure
It's gonna be very new
However, butterfly knife will be the best knife in so2
๐ค
๐บ
I like the Jkommando
No matter what i guess.
Bayonet entered the chat
good animation
Yeah
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2years event
Yes
Idk tbh
Back when the game have cool bugs
Like cheating
No that is not bug lol
Guess you finna get ban for being good
Don't we still have the jump bug where you get super speed
Russians kids would report you for shooting them with a wallbang
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@mellow rover your kidneys will allegedly pop in 67 days
"BuNnyHoOp
Might sell them nrn then
We can do a bunny hoop now
Really?
Who are you talking to
Yes

I missed an update or what
๐ก
Yes
Like we actually get speed from that?
Yes
Go to the custom mode
Oh custom mode
What it do
Very bad day in terms of ranked
Lost 5 games in a row and de ranked 2 ranks :))))




My honest reaction
his honest reaction
I was phoenix this morning
Ainโt u silver rn? And your all time high is a s3 gold?
His honest reaction
My guy thinks i care about rank
How he expected me to react: 
How i actually reacted: 
i like your cut g
gm chat
Your honest reaction upon me crushing your ball sack
Does anyone have a tips how to be a good player? (No stupid answer)
Ainโt you the guy who doesnโt have champ gloves?
Use a dot crosshair
Line up your crosshair to when youre ready to aim
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Never aim at the ground unless youre pre aiming something or bounce a utility off of it
Dont buy an awp or deagle unless youre good with it ๐
prefire when you think there may be someone there
Fr
@vale sparrow @woven tulip Thank You ^_^
Use nade spots and smoke spots
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Yeah but i got harmony daggers. I could buy champ gloves rn if i wanted to. But I'd rather save 200-300 gold

You dont have champ gloves
LeBruv James
You don't bitัhes
LeFingering James
Ratio
lol

L
wagwan
i have burning fists
You dont got b itches*
w
myf og
My honest reaction: 
bro didnt pass 2nd grade english โ ๏ธโ ๏ธ
bdw a combo i thought look bad but actually bussin is
phoenix gloves and kara year of the tiger
You trying to convince me into not mailing a bag of fentanyl to you
wha end yu frm @stray violet
actually 10/10 for that cheep
Yeah nice words
where u from
Indian scammers?
shut ๐
Hell no
Ratio
what happen to ewalk
Uhhh, no?
Bozoroid
i miss the sweet walky talky
bro
Average Californian resident otw to not know how to speak basic English
fureal
the uk could neva๐ช
Oiโ bloke can I avโ shi t in the bowl (or whatever yโallโs dishes are called)
coff ya prick
Mfw when someone says they just smoked a [redacted] in the UK: ๐
Mfw when someone says they just smoked a [redacted] in da hood ๐: ๐ง
berries and cream
Why
@stray violet why u tag nox on my combo
Ik it's bad
Would look good with divine power
Why does it matter? It's a public server
If you don't want anyone to see, send it to him via dms

Yeah

Anyways
Cya
I'm in class
Going to learn something maybe
Cuz it's a free class
Ok
We doing nitging
Me too
W
Hello guy's
Hi
ez rankup strat
Until you run into a squad
No
bbbbbbb
cccccccc
I need helppp
Whenever I join discord vc my in game volume reduces so much
I can't hear anything
Anyone knows a fix?
In-game vc good?
idk never used it
Lol lemme try
It is kinda good, you only need to hold the mic button to talk. I stopped using it cuz i kept on hearing russian kids breath and noises
ios?
thatโs a real cow
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they deleted the pp_pensive and added this piece of
art
worse decision making than axelbolt itself
:pp_pensive: was the pinnacle
ping encore ask to delete
worst part
makes me frown that i think about it
new gen of kids is taking over
Hopefully cringnt
yes
17ยฐc
how in the is it colder in portugal
will be 10ยฐ next week
pelpel
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anyone unranked here? wanna play allies with me?

The moment
android
anyone to play?
v
Yeah
and soon the horrible ideas generated by older people will cease to exist
politics will most likely be more stable because we have suffered first-hand the effects of horrible management
incidents related to racism and other close-minded and one-sided ideology will also be reduced
the reason old people hate kids is because they can't instill their stupid values to us lol
๐ค
Yes

government officials then use the tax we pay for standoff 2 gold
Society ๐
sup
hi
I'm fine ig
Wow
you can view your profile now by clicking your username on the bottom left at the Desktop client instead of just clicking your name in chat
Omg cant believe
ambatukam
ratman @void bronze playing the 2D block game
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We should crossplay when I'm free 
tera
Can we have a 2022 recap pls?
Z
is sand a valid currency
๐๐ซดโฑ๏ธโ
i pay you beach
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does poland have beaches
Hey
yes
artificial probably
hi
I thought Poland was landlocked, no?
Or am u just braindead
*i
poland is right next to the ocean
Hey how are you?
Oh
(banned for misinformation)
Lmao
I forgot I think the North meets the ocean
Like the top part of the country
Reason: Posted a link
good wbu
React if it s a dead game
(you dont have react perms)
only if i react
I'm alright thanks
What's that lol
Never existed
proves my point
the future of the standoff 2 project is within my hands, with a single click, i can end it entirely by reacting to a message.
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Me wainting for valorant ๐คก
Lol
yeah
Brb
valorant on mobile might be good
you cant tbag in tournaments so it's bad
so toxic ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
they should ban crouching too
noooo
how will i
sit
this will cause unforeseen damages to the planet earth, the apocalypse is coming. buy as many toilet papers as you can.
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yes
hi
What level do you think I need to get the pass to in order to make buying it like, actually worth it?
75
hyperfront = ๐คก
True
Whyyy i don't know all
Hyper front has aim assist
Same
But is suxk
I'm only in English and Arlin panlipunan and Filipino and TLE
Forgot another TLE/MAPEH
if only it was that easy, i literally didnt pay attention to math class until 9th grade and even then i already forgot everything i did in that
im just too overwhelmed to even begin to study
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I got all 0 score in math but I'm scared in math teacher
Kinda L
And he angry
well my life back then was all gaming
mfw gaming is boring nowadays
now my life is kinda all music
and programming
I know if my Grade gonna decrease
Nice
im probably getting a 5/20
score
Oh lucky
no
i only know the ones that are easy to solve by logic like an object being small enough to fit in a solid shape

or multioption questions
;-; is kinda hard
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if your phone is 4cm and you wanna put it in a 12cm box, does it fit?
it does.
or am i wrong ๐
Reason: Duplicated text
Reason: Duplicated text
XD
@rich crow just look at his history
i gonne make a custom lobby
did you use the same ones?
xD you have Warned roles
Oh android?
is it even possible for an item to duplicate
Send pic in DMS i want to see his History
sounds like some minecraft diamond duplication glitch crap
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Duplicate skin but craft skin
I'm in Cs16 bro