💬│english-chat

[sage badge]

don't expose me now

[stray violet]

😸

[sage badge]

omg

it's my cat

[stray violet]

[sage badge]

the cutest fangs ive ever seen

[sage badge]

oh em ge

[stray violet]

Damn i need to test something

@mods

@community supporter

@axlebolt

@admin

@leader

Come help me

[rich crow]

popped

[stray violet]

Nab server

[void bronze]

DAMN

[stray violet]

stays

[void bronze]

bottom text

[vale sparrow]

I agree

[glad saffron]

I went bald @stray violet

Army recruit now

[sick cave]

So @stray violet you're normal or what?

Also, Happy birthday @vale sparrow

[stray violet]

What zaza does to people

[stray violet]

I'm obviously @stray violet

[sick cave]

[vale sparrow]

Thanks :D

[sick cave]

@vale sparrow Also I already got my earphone, Tell me if you wanna play

[vale sparrow]

After school

[sick cave]

We gotta continue our comp gameplay

[vale sparrow]

We will do my dream team

[sick cave]

Aight

Weed aim

[vale sparrow]

Yes yes

[rich crow]

looking people to play wingmans / better be higher than s3 (im s1 becouse didnt play any games, highest rank / pheonix)

i need to hit it back its why i want s3 or higher players

dm me if u want

[reef pilot]

🦛

[plush bane]

🐊

[frail ruin]

Server ded?

Ingame

[vale sparrow]

Fr

[runic cradle]

[rich crow]

[tight bison]

good morning

[sweet flare]

Q

[tight bison]

xd

[brittle sentinel]

any1 wanna play

[twilit egret]

Someone who speaks cranial in English to help me?

Ukrainian*

[calm pike]

Anyone interested in a 1v1 tournament from the Asian region?

[violet quiver]

what's the price

[worn geyser]

899999 golds

[violet quiver]

nah

2 human heart and 4 human peniles

good price

[void bronze]

what do you need the genitals for

[sweet flare]

For

Actually idk

[woven tulip]

Food is food

[rich crow]

yes

and blood is fuel.

[woven tulip]

I need iron

Eat coins if you wanna get rid of iron deficiency

[rich crow]

chocolate coins

[woven tulip]

I hate them

So many times have they melted

[rich crow]

never melted when i use to eat em

[woven tulip]

Best candy gotta be sour patch kids and nerds

For me

In my opinion

To be honest

[rich crow]

nerds

[woven tulip]

🤓🤓🤓

[sick cave]

@vale sparrow ready for comp?

[calm pike]

Its free

[vale sparrow]

I will in 10m

[sick cave]

Alright

[young estuary]

hell is full

[vale sparrow]

@sick cave I have to take by brother from school

In 1h?

So you can warm up

[sick cave]

Aight

[vale sparrow]

Sry for that

[sick cave]

No problem

[vale sparrow]

My mom told me to

Cuz she has to buy the cake

And my brother will fight anything for it

[sick cave]

Lol, Alright

[dusty fractal]

🤨

[rich crow]

Hi

[static spoke]

Hey

Just asking guys

How much total kills is considered good ?

[rich crow]

What?

[static spoke]

I havent played standoff in a while, but i remember i got 10kkills

[static spoke]

Total kills

[rich crow]

10k kills?

i guess 7-9k

idk

[static spoke]

Yes

[rich crow]

Actually is high Kills bro

That is good

[static spoke]

Oh thx

[rich crow]

Ur welcome

[static spoke]

I have played standoff in months

But i forgot to tell

I got like 8k deaths

😂😂

I m a noob

[paper wedge]

I'm selling all of my skins besides my m4a1 and stickers for the akr competitive

It looks so good

[static spoke]

My deaths could be more

[rich crow]

Your a pro bro

8k kill it doesn't matter that high kill too

[static spoke]

Thx

[rich crow]

Your welcome

[static spoke]

Whats your record

[rich crow]

300 kill

[static spoke]

Oh new player?

From which region?

[rich crow]

It's just old player bro

[static spoke]

Oh nvm

[rich crow]

Asia server region

[static spoke]

I play in India server

People play like they hacking

[rich crow]

Oh how do I get indian server?

[static spoke]

Its in the settings

[rich crow]

I played with china in Asia

[static spoke]

Change the server

There should be india option

[rich crow]

Which region?

I'll pick

[static spoke]

If i m correct there was a option of india

There should be

In asia

Dont really remember

[rich crow]

Indian can't switch Asia

[static spoke]

What

Man it changed

[crystal osprey]

@methuw

[static spoke]

@solar pecan
We had a india region option for server before right ?

?

[mint wedge]

We had africa too

[static spoke]

Yeah

[rich crow]

I forgot Indian can play With Asia

[static spoke]

High ping...

[rich crow]

Oh what's your wifi user?

p009

[void bronze]

poop

[south nebula]

im master of season 1

[hexed igloo]

he is master of season 1

[rich crow]

Oh it's you man

Yeah but you know rn that you joined in Standoff 2

[woven tulip]

Is he master 1?

[void bronze]

i think so

he said it so it must be true

[woven tulip]

Nahh idk

[rich crow]

Maybe his old player?

[void bronze]

he's with china

😨😨

[rich crow]

Yes as i always play with china server

You're switch server

[void bronze]

there's no china server

[rich crow]

Man is in Asia server there's people China

Bing chilling

[cold carbon]

Why are all the pistols terrible except for the FN 5.7

[void bronze]

idk

p350 be good

[cold carbon]

Nah it’s bad

[void bronze]

nah

its just you

like

$500 pistol

vs free

which one is better

[cold carbon]

The G22 is better than it lmao

[proper gyro]

p350 is good wdym csnt you just aim?

[void bronze]

fr

[rich crow]

Yeah

[proper gyro]

k bye me go back to apex

[void bronze]

man

[cold carbon]

I’d prefer not to be at a disadvantage and have to land seven or eight shots

[hexed igloo]

i guess cause you can only use 57

[rich crow]

Soon to go back in Standoff 2

[void bronze]

skill issue

tbh

[cold carbon]

I have more success with a knife

[void bronze]

just aim for the head

[hexed igloo]

i guess you're bad at either afterall

[rich crow]

Oh you're Codm player Knife abuser user

[cold carbon]

Easy to say when some players are stuttering across the map at 200 ping (not sure why they stutter?)

[void bronze]

because high ping

i think

kfjfjdhs

[cold carbon]

I don’t even play CoDM. That’s a game that went down the drain a longtime ago.

[rich crow]

Ok...

[cold carbon]

Yes, but in most games, they don’t specifically teleport from place to place

[rich crow]

@rich crow you're simping again with kaito

[void bronze]

because in most games

people arent illiterate

they know what server to play on

[cold carbon]

????

Oh lmao

Lol

[void bronze]

pro english

[cold carbon]

I do keep getting Russians and funni scribble names on NA servers lmao

[rich crow]

What about me?

[cold carbon]

The Russians don’t like my pfp very much for some reason

[rich crow]

Bruh

[hexed igloo]

i don't really know the name of it, but in most case those games have this mechanic where if a player has a slow response to the server it will lock them in place, but so2 is quite weird with it

[rich crow]

Wait wait wait wait hold up bru

Kurwa is bad word right?

[cold carbon]

Yesn’t

[rich crow]

Ye

[hexed igloo]

Poland*

[rich crow]

No polish

[proper gyro]

polish*

[mellow rover]

Police

[rich crow]

Polis

[cold carbon]

It’s dependent on context obviously but it’s overall not a great word to throw around.

[proper gyro]

from the underground

[rich crow]

Both it

[mellow rover]

Cause im brown

[hexed igloo]

he is brown

[proper gyro]

he has melanin on his skin

high levels of it

ong

frfr

[rich crow]

Whats fr

I gotta go sleep Guys I'm going to sleep rn bye

[proper gyro]

fr

[cold carbon]

Fr fr you don’t know?

[rich crow]

No

My english not very good

[mellow rover]

Fr?

[cold carbon]

Short hand abbreviation of “For Real”

[proper gyro]

time to drop on relay for a mission

[rich crow]

Thanks

[mellow rover]

Wait fr? Tought it was france

[hexed igloo]

fr (Franklin Rober)

[proper gyro]

Tour de Fr

TDFR

[cold carbon]

Oi oi oi baguette man

[rich crow]

Hon hon

[mellow rover]

Seems legit

Yall only learn that ain french classes

Thats sad

[hexed igloo]

France

[rich crow]

Fransa

[hexed igloo]

for FREE?

[woven tulip]

The doctors will have to force me to take the insulin

[rich crow]

Wait what

Simp detected

I don't simp that woman

[woven tulip]

Why do people keep coming into the discord begging for someone to ban a cheater??? We can’t do anything. Why cant they just learn. It’s easy asf to just search up “stand-off 2 report”…

[rich crow]

Based and chad

[woven tulip]

My whole conversation crumbling into pieces after someone depicts me as the angry in-denial wojak:

[rich crow]

This is how NessDar is simping with people

[woven tulip]

I would play more so2 if I were paid to play

Or if a knife and gloves randomly appeared in my inventory

[sage badge]

[woven tulip]

Very silly

[sage badge]

hey

[wooden zephyr]

Hi there

[cold carbon]

I don’t know much French outside of the basic stuff

[mellow rover]

[verbal imp]

well get master this season

[sage badge]

smh

season 1

[woven tulip]

Ehhhhhh eh eh eh ehhhhhhhhh

[woven tulip]

On my main account I was legend on allies & comp s1 - s3 with a consistent 2.5kd, I also had a 3kd with 2700 hours. I forgot the ID code & name for it, also I have no screenshots of it either.

Just trust me bro

[noble dagger]

[sage badge]

real

[rich crow]

Let's play standoff

[lyric geyser]

Seems legit

[rich crow]

!

[obtuse ravine]

Holaaa

Alguien habla español ??

[rich crow]

algum br?

[stray violet]

Algum pt

[rich crow]

eu

[sage badge]

@rich crow| what is that name

[rich crow]

[sage badge]

[obtuse ravine]

le damos standoff ??

[sage badge]

no pading

solo inglés perdon @obtuse ravine

[obtuse ravine]

i also can speak englsih but not very well

but i can try hahah

[rich crow]

120024848

[sage badge]

Gracias 😽

[obtuse ravine]

pero dame unos 30 min esta bien esq estoy cargando el cell

esta bien ??

[rich crow]

Np

[sage badge]

what

[obtuse ravine]

no se puede hablar español aqui ??

[sage badge]

idk

[obtuse ravine]

di xq nosotros no podemos modificar el server

[rich crow]

Nope

[obtuse ravine]

q mrd

eso se puede ???

[obtuse ravine]

eso no es discriminación ??? XD

[rich crow]

[obtuse ravine]

mmm ya veo

[sage badge]

eres noob

[obtuse ravine]

xq putas no me deja escribir

ya ahora si

ya me habia asustado q peto mi pc de carton

[rich crow]

Yes

[rich crow]

No, para eso está el traductor de teclado

[obtuse ravine]

si eso si

hay uno el smook

pero no lo quiero etiquetar

luego me banea

XD

[sage badge]

noobs

[rich crow]

[obtuse ravine]

: )

si si JAJAJA

[sage badge]

realmente no

la gente está en la escuela o durmiendo

[rich crow]

[sage badge]

😐

[obtuse ravine]

JAJAJAJA esa misma JAJAJAJ

[sage badge]

🫥

noobs

[rich crow]

[sage badge]

cringe

[obtuse ravine]

y así es como contestan los grandes JAJAJAJ

[sage badge]

Eres tonto?

[obtuse ravine]

callate tu juegas a 4 dedos

[sage badge]

todos ustedes son raros

[sage badge]

6*

ustedes son muyy raros

😹

[sage badge]

bunch of weirdos here

[tight bison]

Hola

Pensé que todos eran rusos aca

[obtuse ravine]

juegas a 6 dedos ??

en serio bro ??

[sage badge]

uh si

[tight bison]

Yo juego a 4 dedos xd

[jolly fox]

Isn't this

[sweet flare]

:),

Veby coyl

[rich crow]

🐸

dabu dabu

[woven tulip]

YOOO real stand-off 2 accounts????

Can you please give me knife or gloves I will give ID 1!!1!1

[rich crow]

wtf

[verbal imp]

Do I drive my Aston Martin?

[quasi timber]

d

[sweet flare]

Depends why

I may be at school

[lucid sundial]

I’m so bad

At this game

[sweet flare]

You mean allies right?

I mean what rank are you

I mean like idk if i should be on my alt or main

I mean i dont want to lose my master on allies🦞

I mean ok

I dont really care about allies rank

Anyway

Main

Just send a friend request now?

Ok im down

[wooden zephyr]

Hi

[paper tangle]

lobter

🦞

[woven tulip]

Lobha

Mfw when sea cockroach

[paper tangle]

mfw when bigger crab

🦞

[sage badge]

dhejsjia

[paper tangle]

yes

[rich crow]

nah those random kids in middle eu doesnt know how to play

i literally made 15/8

and kid in my team 0/8

bruh

[sage badge]

we care very much

[wooden zephyr]

You used to call me on my cell phon

E

Late night, when u need my love

Yk she left me

But i smashed her best friend

So W = W

[woven tulip]

Dra-AaAAwaaskeeee

[wooden zephyr]

Yo

[sage badge]

my boyfriend is streaming

go watch ishowspeed right now

[silk kestrel]

Who’s tryna play comp?

[woven tulip]

@sage badge can you wish me luck later today when I get to tier 58

[sage badge]

of course

[woven tulip]

Crazy cause my boyfriend is a basketball player (LaMello Ball)

[sage badge]

😳

[wooden zephyr]

She used to call me on my cell phone

LATE night when she need my love

Haha

[woven tulip]

Drake phase

[wooden zephyr]

Ye

Its still nostalgic tho

[stray violet]

I'm more than just a number (hey hey hey)

[rich crow]

p(((((

[stray violet]

Finally made so2 full screen

No more black bar

[verbal imp]

Of all knives brother

that one

smfh

[woven tulip]

Kinda racist

[stray violet]

How can I be racist if i love BBC?

[vale sandal]

Teammate search Ukrainian

[woven tulip]

Moment

You must be British

[random jay]

British broadcasting corporation

[woven tulip]

Oh no real British person typing

[random jay]

I'm not

[violet quiver]

Them homies

Homies > n word

[woven tulip]

It’s a joke

[violet quiver]

Just sayin

[twilit egret]

I'm living in london

But i'm Brazilian

[woven tulip]

Nice

[stray violet]

Bootleg CoryxKenshin

[violet quiver]

not cory the shogun breh

[stray violet]

[violet quiver]

I apologize for interrupting

[glad saffron]

Uh.oh

@stray violet how about edate?

[jade current]

who ping

[stray violet]

нет

[jade current]

u can join if ur na with decent kd

[worthy gale]

Hi
Can somebody help me?
I have problem with standoff 2. After this update i can play the game. Allways showing me while loading profile check your internet connection. But im on wifi and my wifi is good. This happends to my brother too

How do i fix this?

[ebon pier]

oh

@rich crow what are your grades bro

[woven tulip]

Hey dude lemme speak to you through dms

Need to tell you something.

[glad saffron]

Sorry for your stabbing to death tomorrow 💔

[mint ridge]

how about you finally dm your crush?

[glad saffron]

How about your dm them young little boys, Dahmee

[ebon pier]

🐔

[glad saffron]

Apparently, adren is so breathtaking I forgot how to speak

[ebon pier]

wanna kiss my ferret bro

[mint ridge]

😳

I should dye my hair blonde fr.

[glad saffron]

Buzzcut like me fr

Be a man

[mint ridge]

naw.

[glad saffron]

Apply to international legion

Now

[mint ridge]

I come from unga bunga land I don't cut my hair.

[glad saffron]

My bunda is dripping wet waiting for your buzzcut

[mint ridge]

got no military equipment and underage.

[split atlas]

[honest wadi]

Yo

[glad saffron]

I'm 17 wearing military uniform 💔

I have one for you

[honest wadi]

Does anyone know how to trade in so2?

[random jay]

Yes

[honest wadi]

Can you teach me?

[random jay]

No

[ebon pier]

wdym different one

you get better than a's ?

then what grades do you have

good or bad

just in school

what grade

grades

how are you doing in school

ahhh

ok

not 100?

[split atlas]

[ebon pier]

wdym dark things

only remotly dark thing that has happend to mine is a kid ran out of the school

police helicopters were sent out

why tho

why not just enjoy it

why do you go looking for the truth

huh?

your speaking like an anime proganonist

[warped lichen]

Hii

[ebon pier]

i cant understand

i just asked for you grades

[stray violet]

Average conversation with Joe Biden

[warped lichen]

😵‍💫

Hru?

That’s awesome

[ebon pier]

Bro ong

biden dont know how to speak

[warped lichen]

If u want to that’s incredible ^^

[stray violet]

Biden when they ask him a simple question

[warped lichen]

Biden getting asked what Ice cream he likes, trump getting asked how he will fix the economy of Cyprus

I’m not a trump fan but this is giving Biden too much credit such easy questions

I’m a toxic, negative person u probably won’t wanna be around me^^

[stray violet]

"inflation has been the highest since the 80s. How will you react to that"
"Well you see each and every month has been a large increase in inflation. Every month grows by about an inch"
"An inch?"
"Yes just an inch"

[warped lichen]

?

I don’t understand

I never said anything about being close, being around when I’m here if what I mean

[stray violet]

Welcome to the party

[warped lichen]

What Larry?

Party*

English isn’t my first language 😵‍💫

I don’t understand much of what you say

Sorry

[stray violet]

It's clearly not his either 💀 ☠️ 💀

[warped lichen]

U want me spek inglisz lik this?

@stray violet

[lone sedge]

How to report a player???

[warped lichen]

Cya have fun^^

[stray violet]

Yessss

[warped lichen]

Thx

[warped lichen]

O K bat onli to yu

[stray violet]

[warped lichen]

Hmm

Lmaoo

I tried to speak like that

And it got blocked

Oof

[wooden zephyr]

Hi

[sage badge]

bye

[warped lichen]

@sage badge Hii

[sage badge]

hey

[warped lichen]

What ur fav anime?

[sage badge]

Beastars of course

i don't really watch anime though

[warped lichen]

Oh ok

[sweet laurel]

Doremon 👍

[warped lichen]

Nicee

[verbal imp]

CSM

is

Airing.

Less.. GOO

[stray violet]

Christians when i show them a book with a story i made up

[verbal imp]

They all just dies

[warped lichen]

Darling in the franxx

Ik

Sure

My dog

[verbal imp]

AHHH

I snorted sugar

[rich crow]

H

[verbal imp]

And now

I'm tweakin

[warped lichen]

? Sorry I don’t understand

[stray violet]

nejsi sama, Rose

[warped lichen]

Já vím xD

Np I still don’t understand tho😅

[woven tulip]

Didn’t get lucky… got an m60 hades.

[warped lichen]

15

[stray violet]

Imagine no m60 mecha

[sage badge]

rock me

[verbal imp]

Same

[stray violet]

I will

[warped lichen]

Hard lol

[woven tulip]

Wasted all my luck on a legendary spray 🤦‍♂️

[verbal imp]

Ded.

[warped lichen]

Exams this year and I do math work that 17-18 year olds do

[verbal imp]

I got a mac 10

Rose aren't u like 15

[warped lichen]

Ye

[rich crow]

i donr even know how to solve simple equations 🥲

[woven tulip]

What’s 9+10 smart guy?

[rich crow]

21

[warped lichen]

Np

[verbal imp]

Why are u doin 17-18 math work
Unless teacher giving y'all before the time

[woven tulip]

Re al

[stray violet]

You dumb asl

[rich crow]

what does asl mean

[warped lichen]

I found maths for my year too easy, I alway did all the work in 20 mins in class and I got 90% on my mock exams + I won a national u17 maths tournament

[verbal imp]

As life

[stray violet]

Testicular cancer

[woven tulip]

Bro done the :pointand
laugh: laugh 😂

[rich crow]

google says age sex location

[stray violet]

Go ahead

Answer them

[woven tulip]

Age Ad

[rich crow]

no

[stray violet]

Do it

[verbal imp]

Nice

[warped lichen]

Not nice, means I am a nerd with no life

[rich crow]

i wish i was that good at math

[verbal imp]

Brother

[woven tulip]

Pretty good thing. Being smart is a huge advantage in life.

[warped lichen]

Ye but it just makes me weird

[verbal imp]

Id kill to be good at math

[warped lichen]

Cuz I hate being different

[rich crow]

i like being different

i find it weird being like others

[verbal imp]

Be happy ur good at something smh

[woven tulip]

You are not different luh bro

[rich crow]

yes i am alien

[warped lichen]

Like I don’t pay attention In my new maths class and can get 90% of it right

[stray violet]

Pro basking ball

[warped lichen]

I find it hard to pay attention

[verbal imp]

Dont we all

[rich crow]

yes

[woven tulip]

Bad king ball

[verbal imp]

Almost like if classes are boring

shocker

[rich crow]

if i paid attention to school when i was a kid id be good at everything

[woven tulip]

I do virtual school so sweep through my work within 2 hours

[warped lichen]

I was the worst in my year at maths up until year 3

Idk what changed

[verbal imp]

I just do enough

[stray violet]

Next subject: the industrial revolution's effects on the Standoff 2 timeline

[verbal imp]

[warped lichen]

But suddenly I went from doing maths work that people 1 year behind me do, to getting 100% on all my maths exams and doing high school work in primary

[rich crow]

[brazen hound]

[warped lichen]

I also went from getting 30% every physics test to 80%+

🥺

No I did not start revising

I guess I started caring about the tests

[rich crow]

i literally did not care about school until 9th grade

now look at me

i can barely do math

[woven tulip]

By Ted Kaczynski

[rich crow]

🐇🦛

[woven tulip]

He’s a hero

[stray violet]

By embers mama

(llama)

[rich crow]

ya

yayayay

[stray violet]

🦙

[woven tulip]

I’m sorry to inform you… Your mother is slowly transforming into a llama.

[warped lichen]

I remember I used to not care about science so I was getting around 50% each test

And now I care and get 80%+

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

damn u pretty good

[warped lichen]

I don’t wanna be

I wanna be average

I don’t wanna stand out yk

I hate attention

[stray violet]

[warped lichen]

That’s why I always pretend to not know anything in class and never put my hand up even I know it all

[rich crow]

[woven tulip]

Wtf is that server bro ☠️☠️😭

[warped lichen]

Yk

I get embarrassing to talk in front of the class

[rich crow]

im below average for sure

[woven tulip]

Pretty normal thing

[warped lichen]

When the teacher picks on me I wanna disappear

[rich crow]

same

except i refuse

always

[warped lichen]

Even I know it 100% I just say I don’t. Know it

[woven tulip]

Below below

[rich crow]

i literally dont understand anything basically in physicochemical class and math

[warped lichen]

I would say I’m just above average

[rich crow]

its rare for me to understand something

[warped lichen]

I would say my IQ is like 105 I think or 106

[rich crow]

higher probably

[warped lichen]

Nah

[rich crow]

i literally got 115 iq in that iq test app i doubt then

[warped lichen]

Btw yk how sad my life is

[honest iron]

Algum suporte Brasileiro?

[warped lichen]

I learnt to solve the Rubik’s cube at 6

[rich crow]

nice i had no personality back then

or i dont remember having any

only until 8

[warped lichen]

My entire personality was Rubik’s cubes

It was cube this cube that

[rich crow]

pog

i gtg sleep gn

[warped lichen]

Gn

[stray violet]

Idk i just joined for the emojis

(real nitro user moment)

Ask anyone who had the 3 months free nitro last year

[warped lichen]

Might be controversial

But

Darling in the franxx > one piece and Naruto

[woven tulip]

Ngl. I haven’t watched any of the 3 (I’ve watched like 15 OP episodes tho)

Got too bored and abandoned it tbh

[warped lichen]

I’ve finished Naruto and darling In the franxx

I just added one piece to make it controversial

🥺

[woven tulip]

Buh

[rich crow]

His anime fans

[warped lichen]

?

[rich crow]

Actually i watch too much episode

[vale sparrow]

Me when:

[warped lichen]

Nice

[warped lichen]

Ik as soon as I say one piece bad online I will summon all one piece fans

Instantly

[vale sparrow]

@warped lichen

i have 50 euro

[warped lichen]

Nicee

[vale sparrow]

i may buy kara and gloves

cuz idk

[warped lichen]

If we do a little goofing about I can have 50 euro

Lmao

[vale sparrow]

and after that i will ofc stop buying things

[vale sparrow]

xd

[warped lichen]

Jk

Anyway

[stray violet]

You should stop now (real financial advice)

[woven tulip]

I would have a fat inventory if I were in charge of my money

[warped lichen]

I think you should have taken your own advice

[vale sparrow]

same here xD

[warped lichen]

Ewalk

[woven tulip]

I would go to my Publix and drop like 100$ on itune gift cards

[stray violet]

[warped lichen]

$2k in so2💀

[woven tulip]

Go to construction sites, steal copper. (Real financial advice)

[warped lichen]

Rob banks (real financial advice)

[woven tulip]

Go to California, steal a bunch of merchandise from stores (as long as it’s under the limit.) and then re-sell for cheaper.

[vale sparrow]

welp

ama go play

[woven tulip]

I’ve played out a whole plan in my head on how to rob a bank.

[warped lichen]

Become friends with mr beast (real financial advice)

[woven tulip]

WHAT the heeeeeaaaaalllll oh nah nah nah

[vale sparrow]

tru

[woven tulip]

Average Californian male

[warped lichen]

Then they pretty cute there ngl

[woven tulip]

😟

☹️

Why

[warped lichen]

Bcuz

They are

[woven tulip]

Nah I’m talking bout ewalk

[paper tangle]

Ewalk actually looks like he got his body mutated because of radiation

just saying

[warped lichen]

🥺🥺

Nightly looks like nightly

Just sayin

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

🦕

Cbat

[stray violet]

I'm built like this guy

[brittle knoll]

🛺

[warped lichen]

Ur built like the burj khalifa

Except you are 1000m shorter

[brittle knoll]

🫰🚝

Pay up

Trucka

🐔
🫰🫰

[honest iron]

@lilac hearth pode me ajudar?

[woven tulip]

Same length I guess

[frozen saddle]

What’s the best pizza place?

[lilac hearth]

Send the message in my dm

[hexed igloo]

not papa john

[slow hazel]

guys

i cant buy gold with my google play balance

can anyone help?

[woven tulip]

I really enjoy dominos & Marcos pizza but I’m not a pizza guy.

[slow hazel]

how do i contact support?

I just wanna buy gold man 😔

[honest wadi]

Yo

Are the so2 servers down

I can’t log in

[slow hazel]

no

[proper gyro]

probably a google problem

not a so2 problem

[slow hazel]

i hope so

but the problem is

[honest wadi]

I’m on so2

[slow hazel]

i am able to buy things on other apps

but in standoff?

pfft

[jade current]

k buddy bud

[proper gyro]

ttv
tt
twt

🐡

the middle one is a massive mistake of humanity

[slow hazel]

what

tiktok?

[proper gyro]

bottom is a cesspool

and the top is committing suicide

🐡 🐡

[slow hazel]

i just wanna buy gold man ಥ╭╮ಥ

[proper gyro]

go to the bank

and buy a couple grams of gold

frfr

[slow hazel]

no i mean

standoff 2 gold

but real gold works too

ig

the goldablosquibroonksdamns?

[rigid steeple]

bro

EVEN when my luck is bad at playing games

My luck is EVEN WORSE at opening boxes

[proper gyro]

nah just sounds like addict gambler

[rigid steeple]

what

Playing allies against golden ranked players while you are unranked, or playing defuse against a strong team while your team sucks

opening boxes just to get duplicated weapons of common or uncommon

my kd is currently 1.27

some Вitches get me with weak weapons from long range somehow like mac 10 or сrap 10

mqc 10 is as weak as a ump 45

but it's trash that the ump is better than it

[proper gyro]

cuz probably they are the equivalent of each other?

[rigid steeple]

mac 10 is good but it has a problem

the recoil is so high you can't even get your enemy at 10 meters

[verbal imp]

Wrong
Ump is stronger

[proper gyro]

was bouta call him out

[rigid steeple]

yep ikr

but someone said that my aim is bad

but my aim is better and the weapon needs a bit of buffing

[proper gyro]

nah

[vale sparrow]

Hmm

[proper gyro]

if u were good, why would you complain

[vale sparrow]

bruh

imagine

[rigid steeple]

I'm talking about the recoil it's so high that you can't get an enemy from 10 meters

like bruh

[proper gyro]

why though...

[rigid steeple]

wait

[proper gyro]

bro mac is a cqc gun

[rigid steeple]

is there russians chatting here?

[proper gyro]

not a mid range fighter

goofy nab

[rigid steeple]

ikr but somehow players get me from long ranges

[proper gyro]

then?

what do you do?

copy them?

[rigid steeple]

when you start shooting the recoil goes higher and the gun loses a bit of ranges

which makes it even harder

and make it needs a buff

[verbal imp]

Idek why someone would buy the mac10 if it isn't close range
And even if it was
Fabm>

[proper gyro]

ah yes i will perform a cross map with a pistol

basically the same as a dmr

totally not built for something else

[rigid steeple]

I'm pretty sure that you don't play with with mac 10

you play with an ump

[proper gyro]

why would i? i can get fal better for like a cheap increase

[rigid steeple]

what's your opinion on mp5 fire sound

[proper gyro]

bro your on t side

eco and save for ak

who tf buys mac 10

😭 😭

[verbal imp]

I don't play with neither.
And even if I had the option to buy both of them
Still a no

[rigid steeple]

imagine wasting your time and energy to get 100 silver coins to buy boxes just to get a duplicated common

[proper gyro]

we don't

[verbal imp]

I can't imagine cuz I dont waste my time grinding for silver

I just play

[rigid steeple]

bro have you ever set the hud opacity at killfeed only

[paper tangle]

🐓

[verbal imp]

Fair

[proper gyro]

mfw i got like 1k coins rn just playing and not grinding it

coulda been more if i didnt care

[verbal imp]

My face when

[rigid steeple]

i play with hud opacity on killfeed only, it gives a better view, makes you aim better and hides hitmarkers

[verbal imp]

thats literally it

[rigid steeple]

that only if you know the position of your control setup

[proper gyro]

good bye map intel

[rigid steeple]

what's your opinion on the new gamemode defuse the bomb 7v7

[proper gyro]

new mode?

[slow hazel]

trash

[proper gyro]

damn

[verbal imp]

My face is fine

[rigid steeple]

too bad it's going to dissappear after 2 days

[proper gyro]

ive been playing apex

not so2

🐬

🐡

[slow hazel]

whats y'all opinion on ak-47?

akr*

[verbal imp]

Decent

[slow hazel]

my bad my bad

[proper gyro]

still good

[verbal imp]

^

[rigid steeple]

everyone loves it so do you and me right?

[slow hazel]

and what about the m4a1

[rigid steeple]

akr12

[slow hazel]

yes

[verbal imp]

At least I was running out of bullets

[slow hazel]

yesssss

[proper gyro]

that wasn't touched at all

so still very good

[verbal imp]

Literally

[slow hazel]

yes

[verbal imp]

maybe a lil nerf but nothing huge

[deft ermine]

Allies anyone?

[slow hazel]

it seems that we have gentleman's here

[slow hazel]

im up

[rigid steeple]

infact: i had a second account

[deft ermine]

Alr

Id

[verbal imp]

@woven tulip u aliving?

[slow hazel]

whats ur rank on allies tho @deft ermine

[woven tulip]

Uhhhh

Guess I’ll warm up so we can run some games @verbal imp

[deft ermine]

Depends what account

[slow hazel]

main

[deft ermine]

Gold 2

[rigid steeple]

i started with an old account on playing standoff 2 on season 3

dragon rise and the first weapon skin i ever got was akr12 spring

[woven tulip]

???

[deft ermine]

Almost 3

[woven tulip]

I’m tryna get to phoenix tonight ngl

[deft ermine]

I can help

[rigid steeple]

and the first rare weapon i ever got was a usp purple camo

[woven tulip]

Sorry dude I’m already gonna play w somebody

[mellow rover]

[deft ermine]

Alr

[woven tulip]

Hackers and s3 elites/masters

[verbal imp]

Bet

[rich crow]

Sheshhhh

[verbal imp]

Haven't seen any tbh

Yet that is

[deft ermine]

@slow hazel id?

[verbal imp]

Silver is ugly

trying my hardest to get out of that rqnk

[hexed igloo]

he never seen a bussy

[verbal imp]

No I have not

What do bussy looks like?

[deft ermine]

Ye i hated being stuck in there but once your out your out

[rigid steeple]

imagine playing a game against strong players like stronger that you

and you can't do anything

[proper gyro]

if it is what i think it is, then it's typically a woman.

[verbal imp]

Pfft

my servers are great..ish

[hexed igloo]

Yeah hate it when a stronger guy against me and i can't do anything

[rigid steeple]

hornyg

[rigid steeple]

when you are unranked and playing against golden ranked players

[verbal imp]

More that I think about it
Maybe so2 do have a shadow bans

NAHHH

[hexed igloo]

i mean you're still calibrating

[verbal imp]

^

[hexed igloo]

if you're against gold within that phase then pray that you get better than gold

[verbal imp]

Maybe

😳😳

[verbal imp]

No wonder I got silver players

[dusty mason]

Hey motha effs 😔

[hexed igloo]

if they were to put the cheaters against eachother it would just be who is faster at killing them from spawn to spawn

[dusty mason]

I said hey you mother fudgers!!!! 😠

[verbal imp]

Ong I'd let someone Smurf on my acc

If I didn't had all the gold and skins and other stuff

0.93

[mellow rover]

In english = i can steal your account if you want

Fo sure

[verbal imp]

Also hi neko

[mellow rover]

Hi

Real nox?

[verbal imp]

Yeah

main is gone

[mellow rover]

Ooooh thats why

The @ got me wrong for few days

[dusty mason]

Nox ain't shi tbh

[verbal imp]

@crude venture#9013

[mellow rover]

How the 600g doin 👀

[verbal imp]

Oops

[verbal imp]

Doing well

Wait

[mellow rover]

K

[verbal imp]

600

[mellow rover]

Cool

[verbal imp]

Im so dumb

[mellow rover]

Lmfao

[verbal imp]

Its fine
Just bought ppl stuff

gifted some gold

[mellow rover]

Everyone got to start somewhere

[verbal imp]

not a large amount tho

[verbal imp]

Ye

[silk kraken]

buy me a house @verbal imp

[verbal imp]

For once imma keep my stickers

and-

[mellow rover]

[verbal imp]

Bet

[woven tulip]

Hop on

[hexed igloo]

is the chainsawer out

[mellow rover]

Guess how much profit i can get if i sell 1 set of stickers rn

[sage badge]

[sage badge]

200

[verbal imp]

Just mainly my friend and the other random
After I gave him gold I can't seem to find him

[mellow rover]

Naaah

[verbal imp]

I wonder

[sage badge]

100

[verbal imp]

Bet

[verbal imp]

Yes

[verbal imp]

1k?

2?

[mellow rover]

20

20k

[hexed igloo]

nice

[mellow rover]

📈

[hexed igloo]

i'll have to go through 11 hours of pain first