#๐ฌโenglish-chat
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lets see average knife price in so2 is 800+ so no
1v1?
doesn't that make u the noob
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Hi
Who told you they're woman? 
ur problem not them
well technically both
- them being dumb as hell to make booba as their pfp.
- you staring at booba
no
faek
Me:
Booba ๐
Take the pills.
indeed
Hey anyone knows how to get Dual Dragon Harmony
No i mean in lobby 
Yeah man 
@sick cave got the kukri
@vale sparrow which one?
the one with stars
i wanted the divine power

sad
Bet I'm gonna get the worst one as usual
Maybe
comp?
Maybe tomorrow, Because I think I'll get my earphone tomorrow

Mac 10 damage ๐ ๐ ๐
there's this guy who barged in at our class and offered 150 for 2 earphones
150 is basically uhh
Yea, There's a lot of good earphone with cheap price out there
$2.70 dollars ish rn
another guy who complains about a $1000 eco gun
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Its even weaker than usp
@sick cave oh hey pro 

naw yo aim just ahh
Probably the person i pinged

Tec 9 > Mac 10
Any dc fan here?
bro im srs why yall expecting a rapid fire gun for close range to be as good as other smgs

Probably i rushed a player 
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Uh?
if u don't like the gun then don't use it smh
why tf they made a 1000$ toy gun?
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Glock, usp is better
u use it to kill somebody, pick up their gun and done
bro then use the glock and usp
smh bronze mindset
U die before killing somebody
bruh it does
in higher ranks it does

Haha silver go brr
skill issue

Me too
This guy is acting like he is enjoying mac10
I am cause I know how to use it
not like you who uses it as a rifle probably
It's not supposed to be used for long range my guy
even VEC who is probably new, knows how to use a mac10
*drink tea * wait... I'm not teaching people... How to use a Mac 10
just camp sandstone apartment
Fr
Oh ok
wait for a rifle guy to come by
ez cqb gun fight
also me with a spas
cough codm cough
LMAO true
Imagine : when you're in long distance because the Mac 10 is damage decreased to low
Yes exactly
Did Axlebolt did something to celebrate 100 million downloads?
why r people using it for long range lol
The m4 Is kinda trash rn
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Still trash
Oh-
Use m4a1
Y'all which gun you hate?
any gun that kills me
Mac
You can't play with it anymore for bullet speed, until we will play with p90
Obviously mac

I kinda hate that gun.. P90
P90 is op
Imagine finding a indian in so2
Ok... I don't hate Mac 10
Best smg atleast
Ump, fambl, and I don't know
Same
Did awm have 5 bluets instead of 10?
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Me : * VEC can't hates all the gun and he used all the gun *
Hmm
Lemme just detail the Mac 10 (damage Long distance)
Thank you
I can record
I realised I haven't used Spas
In standoff 2 in-game?
Me who never vc:
Yeah
I always use Vc but my teammates can't hear me
cuz they dont have it open
And I have a pretty decent phone... And still the game crashes
Yeah same
skill issue
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Did someone know what protest is in Vienna?
What is Vienna
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I'm asking because I'm here just passing by and I'm stuck in the damn traffic
Sad life
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I'm one of the rarest indians which play Standoff
I dont have friends in so2
Hey anyone knows how to get Dual Dragon Harmony
Step 1.buy
...i totally did not see other indians 4years ago that were code beggars and dumb cant read the faqs in this community
truly you are the only one.
They need skins not skills
Idk why
I play for skills increase
your funny
I need skills... I have enough skins
ok.
what flsvor
Skill issue
buko pandan yes?
fr
just the normal black
get good then get skins
naww
sometimes
it's good
sometimes its bad
(mang inasal gulaman tastes like ahh)
homemade is the good stuff
bro mang inasal sabaw tastes like a sock
Indians spend a lot on skins in all games and will not get any bi-
birthday
mfw indian kids get no bday moni
i know you broke up with someone on discord
hel naw he broke up via discord
it's fake
See my bio
and it won't exist
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@orchid dagger bro istg
Yo I'm back what did I miss
you put that there because of the breakup
but i will somehow
lol I'm just 14 I don't need girls
Yall hate tate?
"i wont even want to own your free license. creative commons even."*
Yes
14.... bruh
Yo
dawg your 14
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bro focus on studies not money
your already tate
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ongong
3 crores for birthday
Both and better
AYEE
2 lakhs for no car
i don't like tate
14 bro is chasing money, when i was 14 i was playing lego
WWW
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he's funny though
mehhhh
Everyone is different that's why I don't judge anyone
Real story: My brother couldn't breathe but I told him to breathe air and he could breathe
real
Lol
Holy shiet bro the crinjj
@thick yoke help what is this
tate be like: spews some misogynistic crap and toxic masculinity
also tate: "women should be treated nice and be loved properly by men."
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I'm not 35 but I seen some stranger agressively kiss a boy on the streets
bro says it in the worst accent ever aswell to make it sound serious
A person died and i said him just breath air and he just un-died
congratulations
Lmao
Life saving moment
*i told him to drink sparkling water
That shiz bussing tho
Omg
Tate when he realises pilot is female:
Become one with the water
No
then what
It's basically club soda but water
I drink sparkling water since i was like 4

I remember i liked to drink plain club soda when i was 11
And I obviously have to be in romania as well
almost died earlier if I didn't smell the gas

Why not dm
i walk in the kitchen
nah
Don't tell these guys
why
Let them cry in suspense
@thick yoke #๐ธโphotos
No
no
No sun momen
bro i barely go outside
ok so
Why
I walk in the kitchen
one of the burners on the gas stove was on
but I didn't notice
bro
And xani is frying a shoe
wtf?
So I turn on the gas
No proper shut
...
and I start to cook
bro
there wasn't a leak
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Now
man coulda died
LMAO
i need to buy kewpie mayo and salsa soon
I get the thing i fried and start to smell gas
I then realized the switch was on
after minutes๐ญ
i turn off the cylinder immediately
in a nutshell i dont have a house anymore
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I was about to turn the gas stove off
No way pengu got homelessness
Guys
Come to my house ill feed you ๐ซด
Mac 10 is nerf decreased damage
I couldn't tell for the whole 7 mins if the gas was leaking cause I was probably getting used to the smell
so i went in the bathroom to inhale a ton of lysol
to get used to lysol and go back to the kitchen
he casually smells 14metric tons of gas every week
and try to tell if there's still gas
in the end i did turn it off but my lungs felt weird after inhaling gas and lysol intensively
Bruh๐ญ
you are currently in basically in same state of getting off to weed
Getting high on that Lysol
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Student successfully stops possible Gas Stove Explosion, dies of lung cancer anyway
alr ima sleep
gn nabs
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Now i will steal your story and tell everyone that this happened to me@thick yoke
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uuaaa
@sweet hedge this u
The heck
The stars have aligned
Your caprico is angry at the scorpio at 45ยฐ
?
The pieces have divided and taurus became bald
I had:
arm cramps
leg cramps
back pain
headache
hand burns from cooking oil
head banged into the stairs 2 times
almost died of a gas leak 2 times
Who pinged?
I had
Food
Food
Wate wate
Rats
Food eated
Mine looks like inverted f
We'll see the limit of surviving gas leaks
Bro the whole time I was talking to my ex classmates
I hope it's 69
I went like
how do i test if i still smell gas
they said idk just turn it off
i then proposed the lysol idea
and they laughed
but when i explained it blew their mind
pro
B)

Boy, teen, survived 69 gas leaks, died at the 70th encountered
Wait that's impossible
A boy in the Philippines, age 17. Managed to survive numerous encounters with hazardous situations
that's a job
Witnesses to his last sighting stated him saying that he would "go without Lysol this time"
The building promptly blew up 9 minutes after his entry.
The hell is "lysol"?
smh
USP when?
and deagle
I'll detail that 2 in next day
thanks
Your welcome
Hi
L travis scott in the chat
Did u get kylie jenners ... tho?
no
U see
anyways how are you
Good wbu
chillin
Havenโt been on this game since summer 2021
What happend
Everyone now its just faster on killing
And instant headshots
Axlebolt?
Why couldnโt they called wingman
Win a match 12/15+ points, lose a match -45/30
I think its better name
wingman2
standoff 1 exist i think
Ye
Soo they'll prolly never change the name of it
Yoo
yo
Hi someone on here play standofff want play with me I'm of Brazil
guys are there any promo codes
anyone wanna play Allieโs?
Bro the promo codes don't work idk why
Where do you find promo codes
Like where do you find to put them
Because itโs not in offers
I go to shop
and I click on promoCode
I type in one and I pressed apply and it didn't work
Itโs not there for me
wdym it there?
the promocode option isnโt there
screen shot?
Ok
send in dms
promo option is not available for ios players i think
Promo code wack
Most of them are fake or already used
damn
And had only on use
do u know it
No
Mac 10 is just a worse p90 change my mind
why
Nab
Just went on a 4 hour walk with my dog
Theres a music producer with the same name
som jaaag
Hii
hi rose
real
jaja
xaxaxx
that's sweet
He is sometimes naughty tho and he doesnโt like things that spin
He growls at bikes and stuff
Xd
jeez
Lemme use Mac 10 again
what's your KD
2.24
water gun
i got constellations for water gun ๐
Wait
People who hates mac 10 : this gun is suck
Me when: mac 10 go brrrr
okay
1.22
you can remove that aint use a cheat in your name dawg
no one gonna think you cheating
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no
with 290 ping u can go back from where you were
no ๐น
Ok done
meh yeah
not really no
1/10 played
dang
I've never played on comp
cuz queue is so long
takes about 10 to 20 minutes
3kd in all modes
Who wanna 1v1 Later

Im done w this game
Everyone can headshot now
Everyone can flick faster than speed of light
Lol
Can an authorized person contact me?

Syrex
Nightly

im with my bf
i have a question
can u get banned for doing the bug that you leave and join back in a comp game and u dont lose mmr?
cuz my friends asks it
Maybe idk
cuz hackers
Damn
I agree
im with my bf
Hey guys
bye
Thatโs awesome^^
Thatโs Nicee :))
Itโs a knife skin
Particularly from this battlepass
look
Eeh, Iโm toxic
thank
Now u can sleep at night knowing u did the whole bp xd
Okay
Mr skull u seem like a positive and nice person^^
Yes
Nope
What u expected?
Ye well my name reflects me
But ye I am a girl
U can say, Iโm interested
Oh ok
Nope๐
Sorry
How did Ohio get the name
oh hi oh
Lol
The flood is over and 3 people drowned unnecessarily
stop talking
@rotund grove 7/10 inv
Tomorrow the new mall near my city will be open
thx bro
Imma give it a solid 9

:/
always has been
u sure?
I'm sure
ur ture
Me when
he when
I have plenty of time now, so i'll be here sometimes
you're trying to improve your english?
Yes and no
Cuz for me communication here is perceived as somehow "strange" due to lack of knowledge
Hi
no
Habla mejor
no
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relax
No
20 more lvls
Of what
@stone cipher 
Until I finish this battle pass
I need 16
Did all the missions I see
Nope
who?
Didn't do 3
I meant anon
who?
Daily?
Nah weekly
do you know how much you have narrowed it down?@verbal imp
Bruh
Oh
what level are you guys at
59,1
Ak.
I restored my bmx after losing the chain and destroying the rim and again the city began to flood
Crazy
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Ak.
The 3 i havent done are on the worst maps/stupid things to do
And also all of them are on competitive and i have a high rank
And nobody wants to play sakura or breeze.
"Play sakura and headshot 30 people"
Devs make the missions less tedious
"Win on the breeze map 5 times"
the community would appreciate u more
Like how am i gonna do that on master/elite rank
Pfft
Ye but most of the players dont do them.
Maybe at my skill level u can
So they dont care
We make it for the players who do care
At gold it will be easy.
I need someone With golf for compe Fast
I was at gold 3 okay
Was
But I'm better than silver clearly
This server should have region/server roles
I was elite
Well ye
But its a mobile game server.
Is hard to find US players
Dont expect so much.
Are there a lot?
Idk
there are so few US players compared to russians
every single lobby i join theres at least 2 russians and i play South US
Idk why they play us
Like do they expect to have bots vs them
I dont get the logic
neither do i
i feel like maybe its so bad over there and their servers are full so they join other servers in hopes of finding a game
ive literally played like 2 or 3 competitive matches because every single one i join is full of russians or random south american kids lagging out my game

If they arent random russian children with cheats i would be legend.

Just imagine doing all of that. right?
To get banned, and I get my mmr u stole
Yea i dont get the logic too but you cant really do anything
I just laugh
I don't notice anything
Im gonna go competitive
Gl
can you guys craft the blue skins you get from the battle pass
i have the spas and heavy machinegun ares skin but i cant craft them with my other dark blue skins
@warm sparrow i think you cant craft BP and exclusive skins
wild
i mean the skins arent bad but idk id rather get a higher level skin
theyre alr tho
i doubt anyone will get the kukri, maybe only cheaters
@verbal imp| Why was AyeAnon banned?
Dont works
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Adren be like: "omg he's bullying me ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค"
Adren when he can't ban people irl:

smh
average adren L
i got it
see he got it
hot take maybe but i think breeze map is mid
not many sniping areas and everything feels super closed in unless you are at A site
Haha I'm with you on that one
nlOsj
When do i get that average she1n D? 
whenever you want
Drop the addy. I'm omw rn

Lelelelele

@rich crow will you still be able to get the clan shield when you move to another clan
no
no. i think that's common sense
You didn't get one?
i mean you never know
you don't
ah yes ill rank up my main to be legend and expect ill get the legend charm for my alt too
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bro what
huh
i said move to another clan not alt
bPzj*
me lon
your sentence does not collide the same path as my curiousity
i think zani is high on Indonesian coal
true
sad you don't have any
black methem
i might need to make another alt
reseting your progress and getting the same rewards as the one who didnt reset is totally a 100% not a stupid thought.
but do you have proof of it?
look it up
no. cuz its gone.
you left the proof.
Are you this stupid to start an awfully unnecessary argument
i am berating your stupidity
ong
be rat
kumalala
be rating
kumalala

savesta
amen
zani is that dude that expects his paycheck on his last company after leaving it to join another one

what
skinned monkey
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bro still have a grudge on me

im with my bf
Delta j
okso

im with my bf
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What was the price of butterfly fires storm when release on market ?
2600
And At his lowest?
1800
Ok thanks
now its hanging around 2200
Yeah im finna buy one
Is there no official to take care of me?
what the hell are you saying
official standoff
fair point
i need
ebdhawjqlx
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My account had a device ban, even though I changed devices, my ban was not lifted
why did you log into the same account
i guess buy another one and don't login to that account
Why should I buy another account when I can recover that account?
because its a device ban and you used that exact account meaning that the banned has now transferred to that device
The mistake they made, they said, change your device, your ban will get up, it didn't.
which is now that account is now unusable for both devices
You say it's irreversible
So where can I find a good account?
I heard you can fixed it by clearing the google services framework data
I tried but it doesn't work, it was happening on my old device
Idk

I was playing on my old device doing what you said
Ok
Where can I buy a good account?
Lol
who told you to do it 
buying accounts is illegal and can lead to another device ban because of the TOS you "accepted"
and buying accounts is a really dumb thing to do
especially in a mobile game


Game coins are too expensive so I can't deposit
Aaaaaaa
It seems very expensive to me because I live in Turkey.
No
Yes
Pobre latinoamericano





