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I have to go through like 25 offers just to see zanis weak ahh guns
Mfw I'm in a burger eating competition and my opponent is a guy that can eat burgers really fast 
Matt lookin as s
Xd
Hello guys. I came to report another hacker again but unfortunately it was in game mode Desarme.. can you report it? I have my id and his id, recording and etc.
desarme?
What the (f bomb) is Desarme?2
🦈
Hi
Can i have a butterfly if i sell all the g pass item +200 G extra ( 75lvl g pass)
Pooplesnuupes of bakalang
Nobody knows actually
Cuz prices of items from the pass are up to the community
They either can be extra cheap or extra expensive
Thanks
portugaL
hi
guys
you mom sandwic poop
I make em
samwihc
cray z
how
💀
We were all in that room
We could of beat the world record
But they didnt want to
;-;
The hacker just left and we were all there
He even did -35 rounds on defuse
I was confused
And the wtf part
Is that we didnt even know who the hacker was
Imagine what a bad anti-cheat we have
If hackers got to the point of changing the maps
The onepiece is real
And breaking player count maps
thats actually epic
It is my friend.
It is
now imagine they could merge maps
bro cheaters could join training rooms for over a year now
I even saw a hacker merge skins

they just dont bother fixing
Imagine seeing a m4 v2
the one picec
the one pieeeeece
Or a unvierse awp
the one piece is reaaaaaal
:giant_cock:
If they got to this point imagine the power they have
what
they got to this point years ago
Yeah ik
omg cheaters
But i never saw it in rl
can cheat
:giant_cock:
omg
it worked once
Idk bruh
But imagine buying someones poop skin for 999999999
Lol
Must feel like heaven
Fr
money
They dont care about the game
We have to wait half a year for an update
A crap one too
:giant_cock:
me
my d#ck is classic
what a classic worst performer
Just another night just another day
@limber depot
The translation to the photo you asked is >
"Its time to die, Ivan"
Steve jobber momen
thanks hahah @glad saffron
where can you see that?
Balls
battery
Internet back
its so sad that steve jobs died
in settings
Died of what
cancer
i heard some1 say he had ligma
nah
yeah pretty sure
idk i dont play fortnight
H
obama
trump last name
what is it
guys what do you prefer Jkomando + steam rider or Tanto yakuza + steam rider orrr 2 knifes and without gloves
Donal
2
Tango and riderr
@limber depot why'd you add me to friends 😭
The notification just came and I got scared
b
@limber depot it was a potent argument
ping

Balls
mr breast give me money
Who has the battle pass?
High balls
its 12 or 13 euro@dusty mason
Is there a way to reset standoff2 account password?
more like ligma
@limber depot is it worth it you think?
no its not worth
absolute low rate of getting something good
and also buying levels is very expensive
@limber depot ok thx mate. Appreciate your honesty lol
I was definitely reluctant anyways
no worries
Any other decent games to check out? Please don't say critical ops
This game is cool don't get me wrong but there is just a severe lack of content
You had to do it 🧐@rich crow
Cops
Games terrible mate
Ukraine whooping y'all's asz
И че
🖕🏼 Russia
ok i pull up
why does so2 not add profanity
I cannot with ppl bruh
people have it as usernames
Man of culture
I truly agree with you statement (unironically)
russia
messi or ronaldo
They both are good
Elo kids
Elo? Faceit?
Carti only only
Wut
looking at in game chat
hmm this lacks...more racism
Russia is the great enemy of our country and us, ofc I will hate on it
man people really don't know how to do target hate properly huh, and how the government has the power to manipulate.
nitro dies in 7 days
they don't realize that if we moved the corrupt russian government to another country lets say america
they'll hate America and forget about russia
then move again to another country
same
:dies:
my teacher is going to teach us how to make a virus
????
the only class i look forward to:
hacker
hating the 90% of the population just cuz ,the 10% are corrupt government powers. seems about right to twitter
there are ants in my laptop
and discord idiots
i am
Can i ask how we got from a mobile game server to this
Hate the government, not the people
it be the 21st night of september
about to be 21:21 in a minute
NOW
Is anyone in zappy's clan
never heard of
Is anyone in horizon clan here)
No
ooo
give game
its called bean run
Alright
It was unnecessary to bring my hate into this and I'm sorry
Won't happen again
can we get much higher
can we get much higher
never seen a lot people apologize for their mistakes. Great job
marvelous
Touched mah soul even tho i dont have one YOHOHOHO
It is what it is, I hate that specific country for a historical reason and ill try my best to not express it here 👍
Btw what mode gives the most coins
Escalation
i think its based on your performance
not modes
oh nvm then
not even!!
i can rock the whole lobby and get 8 coins
and the bottom fragger gets 40 for luck
it be crazy
you were lucky enough to be able to rock lobbies so they removed the rest of your luck in gambling
or luck
grr
I hate tdm
!!!!
but yeah
true
i rarely get
real players in tdm
its boring
i play arms race all the time
still waiting for legs race
races
bronze

nah
there must be some
that are bronze
i dont need to
i have 7 matches left for calibration

i can be bronze whenever i want
lol
oink
Noobs

Its not hard to get bronze

your mama llama
yes it is




Nab @warped junco
he so nab
@hollow oak
no u
sorry

Fair enough

oink
XD
boing
thanks
knew you would send a msg
beuh
youre supposed to search for a clan and dm the person who sent the clan message

I'll never do the work myself
you lazy or scared?
bruh i honestly think its better than mobile
Lazy
because jit doesnt shuffle
it's not
they barely work on desktop apps
mine doesn't on phone either
got it
but (in my opinion) its more reliable to me because it has most premium features already free plus i can actually listen to what i wanna listen to
I'm a lazy boi
🐟
overweight?
Nah
hmm
61 kg
can you bench 315?
47kg
Most players that play mobile games are skinny
nvm lol
you are right about this one
Sad
130 is my last max, last month was like 70 pounds so showing a lot of improvement

Pounds, obviously
nice
great

my max is 115
weak
Bruh

I've literally been stuck around 45-50kg for a few years
Anyway, been working out for a month, feel a whole lot better about myself woo

I'm in the same boat but been eating a lot more
ikr best feeling ever
Gained 5 pounds since I started working out, all muscle
That's about where I wanna be
damn

ill never reach that high
Nah tbh

@rich crow gotta eat more, 3,500 calories will get you to around 150ish
what
Amount you eat = amount of weight you maintain, it's like literally equal
you want me to eat 2 lunches as one lunch?
Literally what I do lol
that's my maintenance calories

i literally eat 2 sandwiches as lunch at school
I eat breakfast 9 am, Lunch 11-12 pm, another lunch 3-4 pm, dinner 9-10 pm
enough for the entire day

same
but 1 hour further
qnd breakfast 7am
oink
My main factor that helps, is taco bell, 6 soft tacos is 1,080 calories with 2 drinks and is $15
nah
Can just track them
If it's like fast food or whatever Google it, and when you cook or whatever count the calories based off nutriention labels etc
i dont cook
@hollow oak dms
i don't know what i eat because my parents are the one who makes it also when i ask them what it is they say "it's food"
how tf am i supposed to know man


google jajaja
So, look at the ingredients and such
food
tho this only applies to my dads house
oink
on my moms house i usually just eat hamburger w noodles + egg or sausage w noodles (optional egg) or sum else w noodles + optional egg
or french fries
optional egg
Eggs are very good

i have 2 promo codes
I want one
oink
A kiss?
oink oink
scam
Dm or ?
but we're not one of them
those aren't stats
lmao
who
yeah im the thinnest
I have a 3 minutes cooldown
definitely not bikram

DM?
Time for me to type up an email 🙂
So what are you trying to prove?
Yeah
i dont even eat fruits it makes my throat itchy
I can surely say you can't even bench the bar
🤢

your not impressing anyone
Ik
hes impressing me
obviously you
And I'm not planning to
Oh gee thanks for the info
Not like I knew that or anything
@sage badge i DMd you
If you do it's good for you
no its not


okayy
for what
This chat is full of kiddos nowadays 😪
For standoff what brub
you were a kiddo too once
i wonder what happened to the not-kiddos
You too
🐇
😹

🦛🦛🦛🦛
I was created in the axlebolt laboratory. we are not the same
Well then I was the one who created you
bro took a esport pose photo of himself
I'm older than you, + my beard is bigger) son
@sage badge bro
Well can't say this here💀
Sorry mate
who doesn't
Nobody can help u with that
pretty good, things are going well, what about you?
Except some youtubers or whatever
Great so far
Completed graduation

from college?
Yeah
congrats
And whos that Youtuber wanna help me 
If you know russian maybe you'll get in a giveaway and win try to atleast
I even had promocodes
They weren't official but they worked
Bad skins but worked.
Telegram is the most common
Can i get the link for the chanel?
The tele
Brit'ish
Brits
A bit cringe innit
What if I swap blitzes truck with 6,4 Chrysler engine, put better transmission and actually total it into the tree @hollow oak
can you still buy bp levels and how?
guys?
didn't you see uhhh military tech last night
🐧
The pooplesnuupes of bakalang vehicle , blitz gonna be a part of car accident tomorrow
@paper tangle yes
@hollow oak sorry about the tow truck hitting your truck at the speed of 120mph tomorrow 4PM 💔
he's gonna be in a car accident in a week
LMFAO
🦉
FBI gonna raid my home and say I was resisting
can you still buy bp levels and how?
CIA will erase you because you looked a bit like bin laden's son and had very Islamic looks on the america
blitz bin laden's secret son 🐓
Negative
Go in the game and see if the purchase option is still ther
CIA: positive
You're gonna be it's first victim
man
Human testing
Yes
Can these noobs stop with the spawn camping
start getting the copium
Skill issue
No, unless you raid their house and wipe entire family tree with the german HK416
You as it first tester 🦉
But man
I'd never seen armored dodge trucks till yesterday, and all I'ma say is I want one lol
@hollow oak what are the possibilities of DA Vehicle being a part of lend lease starting from Oct. 1

they have skill issues
imagine playing tdm on sand yards just to go to the enemy's spawn and camping your ahh there
Cope
what copium
Cope
Clearly a skill issue
a massive one too
@glad saffron probably not likely, you lose respect for that one

Cry
You literally have shield every time you respawn, You just not smart enough to use it properly 🐧
Okah
Did the local news say what are gonna be the vehicles in lend lease tho
I personally dont wanna see A10 up in the sky over me
crouching in one of the corners of enemy team's spawn in training outside map
Clearly he took a massive L 🐧

Big fat massive L
also I can't do anything
Echpomak
How many frames
Idk that brand
The Mister dementia signed lend lease for Ukraine @hollow oak
It should start on the Oct 1

Omg
man...
when i set the graphics to max the game crashes
💀

He'll forget and you wont get any @glad saffron
and sometimes when i play the fps drops harder then rises again then drops harder
TRUE
and harder
Least Biden accident
Bro became a walking L 😭
I'm an L
no your the King of Nabs
i have trash phone
brand: infinix smart 6
system: XOS
and of course it's android
android 11
fps: sometimes when i play it drops so haaaardd, it's like 55 when it drops it drops to 20 or less..
when i set my graphics to max the game instantly crashes
and I can't do anything, I cannot afford a good tablet...
@glad saffron that's just not nice
Infinix
That's gonna get deleted
I love you man
Said I'm an L
I'm rude but I love you (you dont care)

it won't
im depressed rn
Guess that makes it all ok
as an arabian man, i only have 5 ryials the tablets cost thousands
Idk what this means
1.33 usd that's what i only have
Okay then
Yes
My net worth is negative @glad saffron

So2 ranking server dm
thanks for joining yesterday
bruh
someone bought one of my many stickerless akr worm for 1.20 listed in the market
I've listed around 9
🐔
maybe they bought it by mistake
I was about to sell an awp gear for 0.03 please...
idk why ud use stickers on a skin like that
💀
woahhhh what the heeeeelll
TRUE
Seventeen thirty eight
where
Why are ppl in so2 screenshots just flexing what they have bought?
your bad
Better than you
Lgbt🤣
It gotta be the same dude again
@zealous basalt ur bad
like bro if you're a sigma you would simply ignore it
if he's not
Dude is literal dog water
Just sleep in class
he is literally free
no no no
🧌

Anyone wana play
2 weeks ago i guess

Oh I'm still bike
😽
what's in between your legs
Any idea why i didnt get any coins when i leveled up?
the what?
i have theories, but that's it
I'll show mine if you show yours
🦕
(real) (not lying)
Can i send ss here?
sure (yes)


K
thank earth
ur name needs a ruler 📏
no thanks


No
yes
No
-_-
where can u buy bp levels i cant find it
Buy the gold pass first
you need to buy the pass
daym
Also
DayZ
ty
L
nice pfp
❤️
donut
flabbergasted
Donut
😈
🍩
krispy kreme
Why only chocolate donut
hi
halo
wats ur name?

you girl?
desperate 🤨
? xd
🙂
i see theres only few emojis available here
but nitro 
w
does anyone find being knofed in arms race annoying? (Besides last one)
Nah i find p90 spammers more annoying
missions?
Haven't met them but did meet spas spammers
Damn they added spas to arms race?
yes
Somebody wants to play and talk discord EU
sus
sup yall
I think 3rd
nothin much wbu?
Damn
actually sure
id?
Uhhhhhh
nice

I'm in
Damn tf?
Omg so pro
i hate the shipppppp

Anyone wana play
Hii
Hey
yo guys are promo codes legit?
Hi
hello
Yo somebody ranked with mic on discord ? Eu I’m 13
no
Who's gonna carry me in allies fellas? 🤧
what rank u currently ? I can carry any player to bronze
Bronze?
yes, if u legend, I can carry u to bronze
@sterile mirage oh lol. That's the wrong way tho 😂
wdym bronze players on top 💪
😐
forreal
same here cant be bothered to grind to bronze
so close to bronze
Well it's not hard... I just won an allies match and still lost points somehow @edgy scaffold
because you don't know how score works
William Colgate
No. I guess not 😔
@sage badge no we actually won the match and I went 6 and 3
Im aware
you can still lose points even if you win
Theres for factors to it then killing
defusing, planting, weapon, headshot, etc
No quema cuh foo
no quema cuh
No quema cuh
oink
Yea. I just started trying to rank I've only ever played public matches tbh
It's hard tho lol
it's alright
what server ?
East US
its competitive for a reason
ok , what was it last season
Ranger, why
Yea I get really shaky and nervous during rank matches. I'm a monster in team death match but I just lose my cool in competitive
No quema cuh
oh, I don't even know there is a rank like that
I only know Bronze, Silver, Gold, Global Elite
Guys
Basically today I was walking on the pavement home
And this old fat dude was walking toward me with his hands on his hips basically walking covering most the pavement
And I try move out the way yet he doesn’t do anything
lol
He bumps into me
@warped lichen continue
Haha, what a Chad
The idiot even moved to me
The he turns around and glares at me after I say “the [redacted] is your problem”
I’m a 15yo but he just tells me to F off and walks away
So I also walk away as I don’t look for fights
Just an average incident of a Sigma Chad destroying a Beta kid
I turn around and he is glaring at me
Still
So I point my middle finger at the guy
Just narrate your entire life from now on in this chat
And this old lady tell me off for being rude and not respecting my elders
I’m like “this guy is making me uncomfortable just glaring at me the entire way down the street”
cap
Not cap I did
Anyone wanna 1v1 snipes
woah
😈
Anyway bear in mind I’m a 15 yo girl so a guy like this 👨🏻🦳 glaring at me for 1 minute is super weird especially when he is the one to bump into me when I try to move away
I love you dude but I will clap those cheeks
Like damn he could have said sorry and walked off and no problem but I try move out the way and he moves a bit towards me and bumps into me
And glared at me as I’m walking down the street
Bros became target
i play 6 claw too
I play 4 and I'm not worried
can i see your stats
Wdym?
You got targeted by elder
@sage badge FrolicTheCat_YT
I can make him face time if you pay me 3000$
Ye but a 50 yo dude bumping into and staring at a 15yo girl is a bit weird don’t you think?
send your ID
@dusty mason I’ll 1v1 u
Send it here?
@warped lichen
2999.99$




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