#💬│english-chat
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Hate when I stay out for 30 mins to be left hanging cuz the bus too full
what is it
My uniform?
yes what else
Maybe I'll play in 30 minutes
how do it look
Imma show u later
hi yall quick hot take
colorblind is the best lil xan song
not betrayed
thanks
lil xan doesn’t have a good song
"in a pile of trash theres bound to be at least 1 cool thing"
-Jesus
I don't think I heard any off his music
I fw bar
Or line
what
whatwver
ok finally im close to the station where alot of people leave
lord have mercy
my back is hurtin
where you at
i wanna sit down
How about I ruin my ears
Dam where big smoke
thats the worst
ITS ME
im fat
fr
ong ong
Draco goes pop pop
i dont get how people listened to the og hiphop
it’s legit so boring and has no melody in it
Big L my beloved
i can only listen to melodic mumble rap on rage beats
each to their own
genz attention span
whooo careessssss
average playboi carti fan
i love carti
PUSH UP
but i also like old school rap
how
BLATT
how is that possible
i imagine this is people who listen to any song made in 2020 onward
d r a c o
how does one love carti and old school
i aint been up on a block in a min
i been mixin up the wok wit the minute
nah bro bladee made songs in 2014 and i cant understand sh either
😭
imma be honest, im not a huge fan of rap
i only listen to rap
religiously
i only listen to swedish men moaning into my ears
im a pseudo-religious listener of osts
hot albanian men near you (adren)
the one and only
i know
🤯🤯
omg you stalked me
yes
this man is not sane
he is out the pocket
absolutely off the chain
who drifts with a bus
(its not)
Nah
I don't think u did
you should
Sup
Then you shouldn't done something that bad though
Sure

R u on Huawei?
No hope for my ban? 😭
yo
Anyone tryna rank NA only
Can you even find one still today a competitive match on NA?
Lmao
Barrak Obama
Obama's wife is hot
Guys
If i want to invest in skins
Should i buy a lot of commum skins
Cheap ones and sell them latter
Is that a good way?
No
They stay cheap forever
Common skins are a lot in quantity
Why loocksba good way the buy like100 0.07 and sell0.30
Sup
Wdum??
That's good just be efficient
Play alot of competitive and allies also
yeah
Why to get boxes ?
Anyone wanna play?
Idk my rank yet
Yeah you could earn alot more coins and exp
I believe you could also get one of those nameless collections.
Its possible
Blue rarity from bp
not real
Its like 0.0002minim
Why not try your luck🤷♀️
T8s suck i get upset
I give up
Why
And u must have to play like 2000 to get one of those or more
T8?
Teammates
Idk man, Been playing for 5 years and never got those nameless collection drops
U saw the ss i sent ?

The chances are slim
Soo no one wanna play rn ?
Swei im gold 2 in allies
Delta is noob
@glad saffroni dont even have my phone rn
me
me too
he cant subscribe to duolingo english class
for real
comer
Even my mentally challenged dog knows English
dollars
💀
stocks
6 standoff gold can get you rare skins for all the weapons
Wsym?
Alraedy have skins in all weapons
isnt there some skins that cost a ton of gold for some weapons
💀
like the mp5 or something
Mp5 is the worse smh after the mac
Smg
Doesn't even deal damage
Mp7 the best
i mean sure
Just put a woman in the thumbnail
school ez asf
Where?
they good enough
he meant toenails
yeah just search "hot egirl png"
qn is weird
💀
wdum
nah frfr nice save
thank
Ι happen to like toes
@proper gyro do you know any Chinese player here?
Bong is pretty active
most of ux is chinese
acu and zanis clan
mega is
ask them
acu?
Mega speak canto
well still in written can understand each other
apparently
Chinese more complex
Mandarin
there still is simplified mandarin
too bad, the government choose traditional
isnt that a geometry dash level?
idk madarin 
yeah
I told him that when the level got verified
oh lol
so i knew it
dam
i havent played gd for 2 months
Nooooooob
only me and my korean/vietnamese friend (idfk he's korean but lives in vietnam) in my clan plays gd
oh
yea gig is korean
Zani noob
nah
you still alive
he god
i'm beyond surprised
fr
Why'd I be dead
Nah i was timed out for a week and now i am unmuted
I ain't lizzy
u have to rn
alive
my goats have already passed away 
noooo
lol
beheaded
Nooooo
The goat is kil
Yes
sure
me was eating dorito when goat was kil
I lost my neurons playing LL, my CNS is kil
where were you wen club penguine is kill
when u good u can get a lot of hate
Should I come back to so2 
nah
or sure
u can do it
The standof is kil
I got tons of gold without money tho
Legit way
Only real ones know how
Shootout to my day ones frfr
😎
You ain't my day one fr
im not one of them. i already know this.
ppsleep
Frfr

I dont remember
2021
gah dayum
Yo mamma
yo mama lama 🦙
yo mama enigmama
Eating a burger with no honey mustard
Burber
Bruh
Anyone wants a promocode?
use your fingers
Promocod reeal
Yes
When do the daily missions reset today?
Depends on what time region your in
But the wheel tells you
Ok let me check
When its at 45:00:00 will be your daily missions
So in 7 hours alright
Why did it take you so long tf
I played a quick defuse game
Damn
My phone completely deleted discord and called a snapchat groupchat while it was in my pocket
Is there any other way to report a cheater without the app?
Messager or whatever it was called
@polar tapir
Please
Im soo poor
I accidentally bought a knife
And sold it
it sead somoene bought it for 0.03
Ur still lucky
But i set the ammount to 1330.00
Must be a bug
How coukd he buy my knife for 0.03 when i set it for 1330.00
must be a bug when clearly a typo
mfw guys gets typo malds about it
woah..
i literally did microtransactions at 11
You used to call me on my cellphone
Damn
cell5
Facts
Imma go play allies
I wasnt online for a month and now i need to play 10 games to get ranks
My first ever transaction was at 9, I sold 7 ak-74's to Taliban
I cant
worlds youngest arms dealer
average ukrainian arms dealer
thats crazy
Turi ip
The hacker
I did at 10.
Did what?
bought minecraft 
Alr where can i find promocodes
no.
naive 
we are not the same.
its there on the market
bro, adren opened way more cases than just a hundred that's for sure
@mint ridge so i gotta look for yt videos

they are fakes
or used
and still asking this?
to the window, to the wall.
😹😹 bro I never wasted money on cases
he is unhinged
idc the type of guy to care 
adren can prove how much of gold's I used to have 😹
for real
and what I actually did with them
is this fr or ong moment?
this is a bruh moment.
@sick cave u on?
watching TWD episodes from 2018
she broke, I am up 
ong ong
someone is a gambling addict
Im pretty sure i have a method to make a biological weapon on my device
Edit: i don't 😔.
Edit 2: i actually have a way to make a thermal weapon tho

huh
Call the fire department, we just nuked the building💯
Fr
Is it possible to finish the 75 tiers of the pass if I couldn’t play for 10 days after it’s release?
just do daily missions
and weekly
Bro theres a cat on the breeze map
Oh
Where the other one
at t spawn
Imma find it
go ahead
I got scammed
How
I guess he was over confident
He sead if i win he buy my gun for 25 gold and if he win i buy his
Im desperate for gold
I only have an F/S Tactical Statrac whit 50 kills
100 gold is $2 so how much is 25 gold
Idk
you do math
He wasnt gonna buy me 25 gold
50 cents
tulac
He was gonna give me his 25 gold by buying my fs tactical for 25
tupac
@lusty pike how many Gold u got
9
I spent 1.1k gold to get the transistor knife
Bruh i just got the spas Griffin skin
Have 5
Ain't no way
imagine 1v1 for gold
damn
thats really desperate
i thought u had 25bucks to buy back the 1.3k you lost
I personally 1vs1 for the pleasure of making fun of my opponents skills
was just copium innit
He needs to cope hard
copium indosed coma
Coupium indosed brain damage
I do meth
cocainer
Cannabising
I emailed a Axlebolt employee on when there are gonna add a North America region but i havent heard from them yet
how did you email them?
us west and us east?
I went to their website
I have I’d of a scammer that scammed me
Where do I show the screenshot of I’d
Where am I supposed to show the screenshot
Pls help
contact support at https://help.axlebolt.com/en.
dont click this link this user will grab your ip address and send the German army to your house
(real)
@lusty pikenaw that didnt look like anything from mgrr
tanto claw would have been a better skin if it existed
bro ill buy that in a heart beat
🐧
what the adren doing
why are people still getting scammed
Because they are dumb
And trust the people of the internet
Which is like the number one rule of the internet
🐀
i trust you guys but i wouldnt die for you
damn
Hi
true
I checked the black market the malachite knife is 49 gold more valuable than transistor
I means marketplace
Mean*
same thing
We cant sell organs in the marketplace
Well thats what the public opinion think how much valuable it is
Majority of people playing this game are kids so yeah
People really prefer childish looking skins
It would look really ugly
The glass would be at the blade
Can you do a quick sketch of the knife you are imagining rn?
honestly it look like just a reskin malachite
instead of green its blue
and fades to white in the bottom
Hope they'll give us some new glove for the Halloween update
Please, just add a green glove
The dragon glass skins dont look flowy like the green part of the malachite its more of a "explotion"
no, the first rule is to be nice
sheeeesh
Dragon glass gloves
Fr, I really want M9 claw
Call the fire department, we just nuked the building💯
aw
The first rule is not to immediately agree to nsfw access

enigma ruined my 12am
Waiiiiit
Go to sleep
Its 1200 pm for me
Math awaits for you tomorrow
You on the other side of the world
Couldn't relate, 7:01pm for me rn
rule 86
none
Does anyone know about promo code and if u know how to get it 😅😅
Yeah bro I'm blind #📸│photos
Only devs have them
Nope
I mean content creators of that game
Content creator
Follow standoff 2 on telegram, They might make a promo code giveaway again
Oh ok thx man
They hab telegram?
Yep
5 accounts incoming
They also make a promo code giveaway on their past tournament stream
Np
@sick cave u real butter :ronaldok:
But don't really rely on it tho, It's hard to get and limited
Fake
Skemer*
Ok carry me now
Can't phone on 3%
Mine 83%
I can only play on 3pm ist xD
@sick cave wat your fav anime?
@tulip elbow for now, my favourite anime is attack on titan
Waiting for chainsaw man this October 
Currently following summertime render and man, It's really good
Currently I'm busy with exams i have plans to watch Vinland saga
Do yall post so2 gameplay?
Well, good luck on your exam @tulip elbow
On yt
Nope
Oh ok
Thenks
butter does
Butter nob utober
Shhhh
Butter send
Based 😔
Every video you post im gonna say that
😭
:troll:
spoopy gifted me nitro 
Now gib me
how
Hi, where can I write in Hungarian?
Wait what
You can't
you cant anymore
Gift me ez
Why?
He gave u nitro boost or classic?
i think classic
jusy speak english
Can you boost?
I have food
nah
Ight imma head out
I have to give it to you bruh
Cya
Give
Oki classic
Already given check the post office 
Nvm i already have nitro

@jolly fox fr my clan mates are dumb
One of my friends sent me a

Full plate
👀
Of chicken legs
i love you fren
Why did I sent that
U skemmur
No clue why
Bruh that's me 
Ban
I was thinking of sharing 1
You do not need the combined might of 250k people to know that lmao

Mailed
👍
@tulip elbow nab
Show inv 
morb chat
Wat
i wanted to say ded chat but i just listened to Morbius song by eminem so i morbed
Me friends being the last line of defence to prevent my brain going insane
Reason: Duplicated text
Morbin time
I love "please wait" screen glitch
I love "please wait" screen glitch
job already running!
Doktor
🤓
Your messages have been pretty nerdy lately
I am gonna let me inner demons out 🤓🤓🤓
I am about to go insane🤓🤓🤓
I have?
Well
I don't really care
🐓
Or do i?
Hey, Michael. Vsauce here.
Use kids to commit your crimes
Hello
Love the fact I lose more mmr than I gain
Cuz of some sh*tter finesse the rank system
I’m gonna get a low allies rank and it’s not even my fault
My teammate rushes every round and doesn’t get a kill
I might quite literally play c ops now
It’s soo annoying
Omg
I was planting
And he didn’t cover meee
He hide and let me die and then he die
He went 1-9
damn
Sure o went 6-8 but it was a 1v2 every round
He is the most annoying teammate u can get
Ye
Oomg
xD
I’m gonna get silver from calibration
Bcuz 2 games in a row my teammate have no brain at all
Now I’m the bad teammate cuz I’m angry
Its garbage
Literally most of my teammates dipped
carried and almost dropped a 30 bomb
and I got silver
Waiting for these seasonal updates are a waste of time
Literally no fun at all
How do I have good aim but a guy with the same gun as me kills me
Call the fire department, we just nuked the building💯
And not rewarding in the slightest
Let it burn.
They probably had a good reason to.
I can’t believe my awm shot didn’t register
Commit arson
Legalise nuclear bombs 💯 ☢️
Lmfao typical
My teammate is most unreliable
My awm shot didn’t register again
I’m so mad
My teammate did a 1v2
He was bad but I gotta give him wp on that
Do we have my fellow Tate superiors here?
Sa🇹🇷
I just got an m4a1 bubblegum from a box
💀
Why is he still relevant I mean no hate but he's just a rich dude with a buga e
At least that's the way he says it
He says what he says cuz he can
@warped lichen u wanted to see my inventory right?
And profile ?
I think I have 2018 medal equipped to profile , if you manage to find SHyza clan in game and find my Id - you would see that I have 2018 medal equipped

Cuz I'm procrastinating the download of the game
Anyone wanna smurf?
Yee
My Id is something 1678? Or 1687??
I have the game downloaded so
No one wanna play then?
30 million players just from Turkey? Nah bro that seems like a lie 😭
Well, 3 million is more likely to be truth yea
But they care about all players equally
I have been a mod for nearly 2 years here
I know how it works

Guys i bought the battle pass 75 levels for 60 euros and now i am level 100 in the battle pass anyone know why?
did you have 25 levels already completed?
This is impossible,isnt it
I don't think so.
Without buying levels ye
oh yeah, it's impossible.
Im 19,2 and i have done every mision

bro but it takes so long

20k xp to get 1 level
Ded
after 25
latest photo of xani.
ur just grinding defuse?
What
I am looking for a clan I am French and I speak a little French?
i also want to play on your account already
Call the fire department, we just nuked the building 💯
elimination?
never touched it again
what's this?
gamemode
like what is it like?
you shoot
real.
on map
2v2 but there like 4 other teams

If they did wouldn’t u think they wouldn’t ban eu teams from a standoff 2 tournament bcuz they destroyed the new gen Russian t1 teams?
@verbal imp how did u get these gloves
Luck
Hmm
cases?
Regular.
I rigged the case
U can see the rarity before opening
yes
what
and I did that until it got my knife
open cases on my acc
Join vc goof
why
actually
Nvm
Need me some credits
For battlepass
Or
I can spend on cases
which wouldn't be a great idea
Adren can u gib cases
I am broke.
Nothing atm
😔
No i only bought 75 levels and now i am level 116
naturally.
cannot help you bud.
Ok
Anyone wanna pkay
What mode
Who can help me train
I had a 3 month break
And now i kinda got my technics back
But i wanna be better
If u want to add me
And helo me
Any mode
@spiral cairn on allies
Sure
Guys
Wut do i dk with 5 years stiker and ogre sticker ?
What rank are u
Sell
Waoh i only have a FS Tactical Statrac and no. More
Ye i was gonna say that
That the problem j got silver today
I dont have a rank
Both?
Never had ?



