#š¬āenglish-chat
1 messages Ā· Page 115 of 1
Fr
I'm so funny
Hilarious
get good then
I rather get no rank
i really hope i get gold or above after calibration

I there is a - bronze i would get that its the best rank ever created
how about a plastic rank
Dont think i ever get more than gold 2 rank
Like ever
Yesssssssss
Nice s3 i got to gold 2 and never touched comp ever again
My lowest idk what time but there is a 2, years skins ans its gold 1

Wait really
the role
Yea i know
L
Oh they changed the server icon
yeah

idk why but it reminds me of fortnite
yeah
its me
dont tell me this is a clue to a battle royale mode
its me irl
you have legend?
But there is Myself and my self and MY self and MySelf andā¦
Oh
yes ā¼ļø

mega no longer mod?
What is the point of living
Touching grass
17-3 on the first comp game on breeze ez the new map is crazy
Sorry Everytime I speak itās something depressing
They also added features in comp
Best ever map created
I will play breeze and breeze and breeze is cool and breeze is also kinda cool but not gonna lie breeze is the best
Probably the best map in the game I agree
wasn't it because of misinformation
Only I need to learn the call ups
Wha-
Try breeze
If it gets a rework Iām selling my account
no he got away with it

If you guys were here earlier mega was here for a bit
@vale sparrow u got legend last season?
He got Elite
Elite
On my smurf....
A smurf*
then itās not a smurf
Not my main
itās an alt
Yea
Breeze is the best map
It had to be a smurf
Nicee
agreed.
understandable.
I can barely get a match on breeze tho
Agreed to the agreed thing šš
I just got legend on my Smurf š
sandstone best map 
L take
I hate you
XD
personally sandstone needs to be fixed
breeze is ugly
or reworked
Yesssss
Yeah
First breeze match and a guy already boosting me (to jump over wall). Pro gamers fr
Haha now I officially hate you
Rework would help it
ikr.
Sandstone > any map
Nah
sandstone is so boring and so mid.
Why you destroy my hapiness
Yeah
Sandstone is really boring
Rust is a way better map.
Yeah
Breeze sucks thats all
It's smaller but a better map indeed
Only if you could find it in comp
Sandstone is my fav map
Breeze is quite fun.
That's where I encountered your mother (she's is really good player)
Sakura is the best
I literally donāt like any map apart from sandstone
Sakura is gud too.
@mint ridge comp?
Sandatone too much russians on it
sure.
Need 10 kills
Too open
And i dont want to lose tho
Like really open map
yeah no worries.
Itās my least favourite map lol
and? 
@mint ridge @covert wraith good luck on comp and have fun
sakura is fun and simple to play on.
Tbh it would be good if i didnot find p90 russians dont understand english B rush run n gun Every game
ye
ct side is just easy as hell.
@mint ridge invite me cuz us has no ranked
@mint ridge @covert wraith ye good luck guys and have funš
breeze only? @covert wraith
i disagree, its too open
i need a riot shield
Yea
You gotta spin around cheking every possible corner
I need an adult
anyone else wants to play comp on breeze?
I canāt play rn
maybe later
You already know why I can't
Anyway I would just ruin your game and bring bad luck cuz I am so bad I would have no kills
So itās better off u donāt have me on your team
He needs an adult
can u play in 2 hours
sure.
alr I'll dm u
You need some dirt
tag me here.
ok.
to make a dirt castle
thank you for finishing it
Grasss yeaahhhhhh hapinessssss
no, they are spiky.
I literally had to touch grass dirt
Oh hapiness ruined
grammar 
What is grammer
Man the hell Have they done with RPM of guns
I touch grass on the daily šÆ
why do you touch it
he trips
I had to fix my pool
thatās weird
Why not
Ak still has the god high recoil but Slow as hell
Cuz
how often do you see people randomly touching grass
I saw my neighbor do it
just use sidewalks
Today I touched grass because I slipped and almost fell
yeah
I was mowing my lawn
With a sickle

Why did my msg get deleted what black listed word did i say now
Sounds like youāve never touched it
Someone stole my equipment 
Get some vitamins and go outside
indeed, i havent in a while
Sounds like u dont know how a message sounds
What to do if the sun says no
The sun's a deadly laser
To keep us from freezing to death
By school
Evil place
then come up with a solution
other than sun
Why
Uhhhhh fire planet
Fire ball
i dont like having to be flashbanged everytime i open the door
I like the sun whenever itās not spring or summer itās way too hot then
Or just die
Skill issue
my skin is too white
ha you're white
I get my eyes burned and get blind if i open the door
wait a minute
Tan
š¦¤
aren't you too
Omg dodo š³
dododak
this is why we need sunglasses
also the wind is a problem too
Hmmmm
Dont like them
Come up with a different solution
Windy days >>>
Yeah if it exists in summer
im like just chilling outside then wind just interrupts the moment and starts making my hair go brrrrr into my eyes
And its sound in winter is scary and doors sometimes open by wind
Raining goood keep that
i also hate rain
because then ill have to bring an umbrella
(id rather not)
((but my parents will get mad))
I Love rain i dont need umbrella im gonna become one with rain
Hmmmm which one
squid game
Ngl if I ever get a place I want a big big shower
Nah to little deaths
Like a shower thatāll fit 3 ppl
Cool but
Why
What if you gave the bills
Idk
Maybe I can have a TV in there because itāll be so spacious
netflix & shower
Hmmmm instead of couch just put bath
Instead of bed just put bath
Instead of stairs pool
manscapped
What I was thinking š
manscaped
The sponsor of today's video
Just give your self /effect @s waterbreathing 9999 9999999
and make evrything underwater
(fake)
I hate you
I dont hate you
I'ma eat food and then touch more grass and then do college he
new jojo episodes š„°
Hw
Bizarre adventure 
average adventure
The i have never watched it adventure
Todays sponsor is Nord VPN, are you tired of websites and web search engines constantly tracking your every move? Well Nord VPN can stop that, Nord is one of the highest rated and most trusted VPNs with a 10/10 on trustpilot - as well with blocking malware, trackers and removing any viruses out of your computer it also comes with the feature to set yourself to other parts of the globe! A Netflix show you want to watch but itās locked in your country? No problem, you can set yourself to another country so you can keep on watching! Download Nord VPN and use the code āigotpaidforthissponsorā for one month free and 50% off your next month!
I actually wrote all of that out
Did you just write a whole paragraph
Yeah
Thats some addiction you have got
When you have too much free time
When you dont touch grass
You have all the time
To do nothing
š
Hello
Idk why but when my frames drop to 40-50 my game is almost unplayable
Fix The rankings system pls, How could I get gold 3 when I won 8 games and only lost 2 ?????
You got up to gold 3? In 8 games?
Hmmm seems like you didnot do much in them
Its not just about the wins
And if you win a 4v5 and you have lost some rounds you can still lose mmr
it was on allies
more then 12 kills in every game
You mean the first rank you get like after 10 games
yes
Oh Idk how that works ask someone else sry
@mint ridge bug
@covert wraith restarting cuz game was acting weird.

Anyone from balkan here?
Why
Hi stranger that i dont know
Hi
How are you stranger that i dont know
no one knows u so ur a stranger too
Im good stranger
Yup
Yep
Who are you stranger?
Any1 allies?
Odakle si
just the ordinary stranger
Idk if romania is considered a balkan country but yeh
Wait no your scamming me my friend is named no one and he know me
Im not kidding
well the cats out of the box now
Thats why never trust strangers
Yo
sup
Hi not that much stranger i have seen you multiple times here
I don't know, but the Romanian language is different from the other Balkan languages
not really, theres slavic, latin and indoeuropean languages in balkan
so its not specified
Man I hate calibration
hello
Hi stranger
im sad i didnt record my last tdm game
Im sad because im sad
xd
Iām sad because I have to play 10 calibration matches to get my rank
Thatās like 5 hours
Thats sad
u mean competetive
I know, but those from the Balkans will understand what I meant
Yeah I gotta play 10 comp games to get my rank
Calibration rounds
Last game I dropped 18 kills and won 10-2 I wouldāve gotten so much mmr
Axeblot members i need to say something this update its very bad and fire arms don't work the same
Iām a stranger
and that took me about 1:3 hours
U donāt know even my voice or how I look
But not that stranger
Yep but not a stranger around these parts
Ball ball ball
Lin lin
Omg @ is online š³
Cuz Iām havenāt a life so Iām active here
A
Same
Hola
I hope I donāt cause any trouble and I hope chatting to me is niceš
āØenglishāØ
Yeah
Itās cool chatting to u and others
my discord is broken
What is life
Itās my 2nd language
Thx
Axlebolts secret plan to make everyone Use the M60 :
Come back in 1 year
S4 trash š¤
I was waiting for new gloves
and the knife is so bad
Get new knife
overpowered weapon
Bro 0.20.0 best update yet ngl
Kukri animation bad for me
Ignoring the fact that they ruined gun balance :
its not out
Actually it made guns more balance
And it stops 0iq run gun
Nope.
U actually need to use your brain for guns now
All rifles where relatively matched based of off your playstyle
Hello
You seem to be run n gun p90 B rush sandstone akr guy ez game guy
Itās trash without scoping in
i just realized the game updated smh... smn tell me when it updated
Not just run gunš±
U need Luck.
Fr
Run gun Is funny beacuse screw tactics
I support tweaking guns in updates
Yesssssss
Want new metas yknow
New season chram 5/10 #šøāphotos
Bro do you only care about skins
Before s4 the smg meta was the p90 now people starting to use the ump again
Just aim head
The Guy that is across mid moved a inch now I cant Land hits
guys when did the update come out
The map is nice, but I still haven't gotten used to the change of gun sprays yet
Skillissue
Which i have
September the 1st
oh
They just made guns slower and Gave higher recoil.
I donāt like the fact guns have a slower fire rate but it wouldāve been better to nerf the damage instead yknow
1 December 2023 season 5
Its cs go now
š
Guys
Iām not gonna get a rank
Dm
Its gold 2
I thought you said twerking š
im lifeless
Which should not be a damn thing since this game needs to have a identity other then being a cheap Csgo knock off made for 11 yr old russian kids
Iām guessing that word is black listed?
But you have roles
Fix the rankings system
I donāt
It has a lot of difference especially in map design
That don't mean shiii
Imagine Loosing to run 'n gun beacuse You do not know how to retreat into more favorable positions.
But still a cs inspired game
Sounds like me
Like damn bruh
Iām only gonna play on Smurf this season
Ya'll be loosing to it soo much that im suprised people did not find a way to counter it.
Just throw smokes in thight Corridors and fall back
I only play defense on ct
Any1 allies?
Other than that Iām throwing flashes into site as a T
Well yes CT is primary defense
Sounds like me also
And your in much higher advantage when defending instead of spawn rush
Bro they actually did a brawl talk on yt for this updatešš
Yeah my random teammates always push whilst Iām sitting there holding angles

And they die
Sussy bussy name
And thats not my teamates
A concept Nearly 90% of SO2 players do not understand
Sorry but goo is dead, this is his dad replying, he has done due to absolute update deprivation, all he needed was an update every minimum 30 seconds, since the devs were too slow, the is no more, sorry to inform you

Also want to say, I am pretty late with the milk am I
gg @covert wraith sorry the results weren't any good.

Nope just 2 centuries late
Yeah
Ngl Iām the only person in every single ranked game I play that actually throws smokes
Like I use smoke spots
Np i just want to do my weekly task
I usually throw smokes at the B Side
With randoms i cant kill idk why
I throe them but uhhhh not very good at it it doesnot just explode in the air nope
Thats Hepful
You gotta find the right smoke spots
yeah, we need a full team.
Someone allies?
I have a smoke spot that I found in province that blocks stairs to whatever site the CTs spawn beside
So they canāt peak mid
#ripgoo
Some1 allies?šš
Nope
Hey adren I wanna ask u something :trollface:
go ahead.
Adren when season 5
Are you of Turkish origin
no.
Damnnnn
Trek
Grass trek
Train trek š
hi
Fun fact
Hi
Why do you give them ideas
Itās always scary when you have to peek a shot gunner since one shot within 10 feet is enough
Just gotta be quicker
I wouldn't be suprised if people started buying That over Any rifle
Shotguns are more viable then the Rifles.
Just gotta one shot his head with deagle
Gonna do it someday
I canāt see that happening
In current climate i'd rather Use the Spas Then the Ak
They will get bored eventually
Theyāre not gonna peek mid with a pistol or shotgun whilst the enemy is standing there with an ak
run and gun
No crazy person is peeking mid with a Close range
Viable as long as you flash
Bro cheaters are back š
And yet people are sad that the update reduced the run n gun
Who manage the standoff twitter account?
Just a skill Bound to Be learnt
Best scenario is flashing peeking enemy and one shot headshot with deagle š
It Artificially Lowered the damn Speed of the game
Gotta do it someday just casual one tap the whole team
If the deagle wasnāt nerfed to 3 shot kill it would be insane
It was to fast tbh
Its a F.P.S (Fast Paced shooter]
The hell you expecting
Like rifles magazine would be empty in 2 seconds
Fps is first person shooter
2 variations
Never heard of the other one
Iāve never heard anyone call fortnite a TPS tbh
So2 is borh
This a cs go kind of game itās supposed to be slow
That was the lamb sauce
Rush b my friends full rush b
Csgo isn't slow?
Better go your own way then go copy
Hi guys only me the game is moving badly like sometimes i have framedrop,only me?
Yep ez sandstone p90 russian no english rush b no hesitation ez game noobs
wdym, its fist penal scooter

All you need is to Crouch
Hi guys only me the game is moving badly like sometimes i have framedrop,only me?
Yes.
Smokes can affect your FPS
Whats wrong with that
Like there is a lot of games that are not bomb defuse mode inspierd go play them instead of complaining here
But it does happen to me whenever there isnāt any smoke
can u play now
Okay, WHERE?
Show me a Relatively good Easy to Learn FPS that Has Fast elements and a Competitive match making
Codm
Apex
Pubg
Fortnite
Literally any other mobile shooter game
im limited to damn Mobile Phones
Yeah these are mobile
Hola
Hi duck
Apexm, codm soon to be r6 mobile (even tho itās defuse) soon to be battle field mobile, soon to be warzone mobile.
Nub
PUBG is too Slow paced , apex is literally a cracked up rooster House with Sweat lords giving pools of their body juice , fortnite is the same thing , COD is MID.
GTA š
ultrakill is the best.
Hyper front
(fast paced shooter)
China.
Ciurliburli burli ciurli ciurli
?
Real
Hyperfeont made by the chinese poop devs
For real
Or im confusing somethin
China has a privacy problem
If you dont like any game
Dont play them
who want to play ranked I still need to do the 10 matches
but i wanna and SO2 is Literally one of its kind.
And i have a right to complain about something thats a negative
Ok man settle on one - do you like SO2 or do you not like it because Itās a csgo clone (respectfully)
one of its kind;
(forgets about the other thousands of ct/t based shooters)
I like S02 ans i do not like tha psth its takin
Nothing wrong with being a clone
Well its really boring for the game to be fast and run n gun for literally 5 years
Like the game esports wise is dead and not fun at all
Its like it follow a meta not skill or anything you watch them always same weapons always same positions
The update was not that bad to be honest
Dude itās always been a clone from the start realize that
Well yes.
it was more clony back then
literally short dust 2
i think
@gilded wing wanna play allies?
Ye
Honestly the better ideal would be to just punish run and gun by giving more spread.
Fair
Did they nerf the akr12
Not Making Rifles feel like they are firing 22 LE.
nope even more broken from what i remember
Itās all about the player
They only are 15% Less
And still do not
Only skill is to control recoil
Which what killed comp
Like ar players do that tho
They just made the M16 and the AK12 even more Broken
Nah it doesn't have that much recoil
AKR12 is a laser.
All the noobs in the counter terrorist side playing with m16 exclusively is getting annoying
They need to make it more expensive than it is
M60 was a laser too but thankfully they buffed the hipfire spread
I do hate that
Axlebolt officially Ruined the Fragile balance of the guns
I donāt like it when thereās one meta
Its good that they added lights to the dark spots in the mapd
As Now The only viable Options are the Scoped rifles.
Nah I still use ak and m4
Even awp
I personally like some ak and m4 action
But they fell off.
Nah just learn other weapons then you have the same result but cheaper weapons
All about the player
Nah still great in mid range
Im Heavily into agressive So i literally just wanna die rn
Close range is dead
No one will even bother to Get close now i can tell.
They have if cts just dont rush
Fr
Which were not scoped weapons comes in
If they add a Galil ace with high RPM i'd be more then happy
They Have the M4A1-S , its time for the Galil
Give me the respect I'm not a legend
Revolver when
Any new promo codes?
No
sad
Was there any
But All the devs needed to Reduce run and gun was highly buff the Spread Of Rifles when youre Running
Yep thats what happened to most guns
Not Lower any of their current stats
Don't think there was any
Tbh weapons before were so accurate the scoped guns were used just because of their insane run n gun like i mostly play casual and it feels like sometimes the enemy is the best player in the world but now they barely even kill me
Yep their immense RPM was nuts.
And my main question
Why the hell did thye Make pistols faster
Ask the devs
The P350 Is literally USP but more damage
That i cant find an awnser
And the Glock is like the damn FS
Fr fr
Always was
And tec 9 is also a rifle
They just buffed the hell out pistols For no apparent reason
Uhhhh fast paced game yeahhhh
With slow paced rifles
I love Axlebolt and their managment.
I can imagine some nut case rushing CT with tec 9 and actually destroying them
Lmao true
The p350 is also broken rn
I got double peeked the enemies were using deagle
I died in 0.01 seconds
Shoots faster than a minigun
Beacuse they made the tec 9 from a "rifle" to a RIFLE. Like an actually viable option
Rip the Mac 10
Dead from the start if this remains like this
Maybe its a good change
No.
Maybe
Pistols shouldnt be that broken
And rifles shouldnt fire like they are from california
Well atleast you cant run n gun that much with pistols
I disagree
Stop destroying my hapiness
Axlebolt destroyed my pocket.
I Literally spent months collecting money to make a Proper Inventory eith knifes , gloves , sticker crafts
And now im considering of quitting the game for a while beacuse my playstyle is literally dead.
The new playstyle is fun its something new itās refreshing its different its not the same its something new its not as the old one
Anyone wanna play?
The thing is i literally cannot Learn it.
If i learn 1 thing it will take my years to get used to a new thing.
My muscle memory is like this
Nah i play for fun idc if im bad or good
why did they remove the competitive medals?
Idk cause They scared of hurting feelings
Because its been ages since they exsited
So basically for buying skins directly from the devs you cloud earn Medals
How much do you think it's worth on the market?
The first one
(Assistance pack)
Included some mid tier skins and the M9 Blue blood.
And the 2nd one
The last one sadly
awp sport best
Included the pixel storm collection
Yeah that too.
Yes
wish i was grinding in 2 years pass
wdym
I don't wanna play with randumbs
oh
If someone is 4/5 so i can fill
nah im solo too
When season 5
Soon
Hi
Hi
From brazil
Hi from Bosnia
i was playing escalation in breeze and my entire team left and i had to deal with a 1v4 every round š
mist kill them
Anyone wanna play competitive
Hellou
Be good
hi
Hi
Admins ?
in that case then no
i cant tell if I'm good or not
Support
?
Ou player cheater
If u need help dm supprt team
I can help u
Reason: Posted a link
hmm
.kk
Bro, everyone has life
nah
i do
cuz i did only 2 games on comp
both Ws
I did 3 games, but i cant play with randoms
Impossible to win
They're just so bad
I won 2
fr (farted recently)
And lost 1
i carried ofc
š
xd
As usual š¤
i dont
sr
y
Im playing on 60...
Just try to get better and change your settings till you get the right settings
Ruined the game with that sh1tty ahh shotgun
man i was a elite last season
i wont change my settings lmao
Every time so2 gets a update like this the settings get a little diferente and you have to get use to it
i play with em since 2018
So was is the problem?
Anyone wanna play comp?
What phone you have?
Damm
I use to play with one but I end it buy a new one almost every year after that I just buy a iPad
Nice
Do you know any promo code that works?
there are any
like...
no
not even 1
did you ever get a promo code
Ngl like 90% of the so2 community has never had a code
Theyāre that rare
Also rip the competitive packs those things were way overpriced but still rip
i have been playing standoff 2 since 2018 i still don't have any expensive skin
You would most likely have one by now if you just grind out the battle pass everytime
And if you get good enough you can participate in tournaments and possibly win prizes
Guys
Which can be a promo code too
Reason: Posted a link
Jaj
I have 1.3k gold, which knife should I buy?
I have an m4 that cost 40 and now costs 17 gold, it took me 1 month to collect 35 gold
butterfly
Use your own judgement
I don't know which ones will increase in price and profit
I'm looking for a clan
the cheapest is 1.9k
The newest knives usually increase in price
which of the four boxes is the best to buy according to you
Knives really arenāt the best thing to buy for profit tbh
Donāt buy any of them wait till a new one comes out
Once the new one comes out buy it up and sell the skins since they be sought after
But if you get a legendary or arcane donāt sell it.
how long have you been playing
I started playing around 2019-2020 but I got back into the game around late-ish 2021
can i add you as friends in standoff
š
cope
why not do it
i love this game
@keen vortex @digital hull nice anticheat
Don't ping devs
how cool it used to be! in 2019, when it was enough to download a 500 MB cache and walk through walls.
unless you wanna get banned or muted not my fault
that account is still not banned
Cool
then there were no .apk cheats and no one used gg
man is walking around with a pistol headshoting everytime with one bullet
I wonder why people cry over a game
if ur that good why are u in gold
its just a luck
have you tried to even reporting them or no?
matchmaking is not the best here
or you can just try a bit harder
I'm good thanks
Id?
That was fast
every second game has a softer
the hell is a softer
soft cheater
in every 20 games there is a rage softer
Thank I'm not used to these words
125751321
rage softers are those who shoot through walls, shoot a rifle like a machine gun and run at the speed of a sports car
yeah, sorry.
don't you like when people cry over a game because of cheaters
update out? (appstore)
yes.
yes
thanks
np
rocky 3 got me motivated as hell to hit gym harder.
Have fun in the update
š»
Balls
lmaooo
normalelelelelele


I was playing with randoms and someone gave me radar cheats lol
wth
@stray violet 

How? Like they just installed it onto your phone š
DM the owners of the clans.
Kk
basically, what they see on the radar is visible to their teammates too.
I want u š«
Thatās so messed up man
I am surprised that cheaters appeared this soon.
Really ?
Nah I was just playing I donāt even have a clan
My clan sucks (real)
I havenāt came across any thankfully
Probably because Iām NA
What is NA ?
North America
Oh okk
What type of 1v1? Snipers?
So 1v1 or no ?@woven tulip
No
Stop it @shadow dust
Just 1v1 for fun
Alright
it's scary how dedicated the cheating subcommunity is to ruin other people's day.
Ong
Itās annoying
Who wants free ice cream Sandwich Sandwich

Only on smurf





