💬│english-chat

[paper tangle]

Maybe

[jolly fox]

It is a city! :0

That's like my city

[strong pendant]

Or is it

[silk kraken]

college in Morocco looks the same as an elementary, middle and high school

[paper tangle]

I posted a bug on my arm

[jolly fox]

But it's not a college

[paper tangle]

[jolly fox]

Im sure ill understand after looking at one

[rich crow]

Now that I listened to it as well, yeah I can agree lol

[paper tangle]

it looks like a female cicada

[jolly fox]

It is going to eat you

Get it off

[paper tangle]

I put it on a tree

[jolly fox]

I feel proud of you

[rich crow]

does anyone think axlebolt may make another game?

[rich crow]

People usually kill them but you're different

[strong pendant]

No

[rich crow]

Must be appreciated

[strong pendant]

Maybe in the future

[rich crow]

I don't think so
But imagine Standoff 3

Nah bro

[paper tangle]

It do be climbing up the tree

[jolly fox]

Climb climb

[strong pendant]

It obviously wouldnot be another standoff

[rich crow]

i doubt they would just make so1 and so2

[shrewd crown]

I want to konichiwa su~p

[jolly fox]

(^ω^\ )

[rich crow]

since in their site they say "they make games"

or "we create games"

which is plural

[jolly fox]

ヘ(￣ω￣ヘ)

[rich crow]

We all can agree on the fact that Standoff 1 was so bad 💀
I mean, I've played it for a couple of months and I kinda enjoyed it but it was so boring

never really played so1

[jolly fox]

Same

[paper tangle]

I remember there is a horse mask on that game

[rich crow]

Yeah

[rich crow]

so1?

[paper tangle]

and to get better weapons you needed to level up

[rich crow]

They had some interesting stuff in there and some maps were decent

[shrewd crown]

Tbh so1 was a try they did not succeed that well but still learnt from mistake and made so2

So maybe so3 will get better servers?

[paper tangle]

Ye

[shrewd crown]

:v

[rich crow]

so3 = 2nd person shooter??

(doesnt exist)

[strong pendant]

To much of an advancement so no

[shrewd crown]

He'll nah we don't want to remote control a person we want pov

[rich crow]

would be pretty uhh unnecessary to make a third game to just improve the servers

[shrewd crown]

Ye-

But still they should

[paper tangle]

I kinda miss that cicada now

[shrewd crown]

I get 32 ping in codm where as 203 ping on so2 south asia server sometimes

[rich crow]

Yeah
Since they did drop Standoff 2, they've instantly stopped uodating Standoff 1
But imagine if Standoff 2 nwas never released and they kept on going with Standoff 1
The game would still be dead even after 5 years now💀💀

i cant wait for the breeze map so i can explore the entirety of it and try to find glitches and bugs

[strong pendant]

I mean they are fine
Right?
Its not like you have 80 ping and shoot someone with a sniper and somehow he doesnot die and after like 1 second he kills you

[shrewd crown]

It's hard to say as people want content like tdm and other mode like free fire atleast in india it would jave rocked

[paper tangle]

I hope one of the glitches is where you just go through the wall

[rich crow]

Ngl if the map is well done, both for ct's and t's
It will be a good one since I really like the way the map looks like

[paper tangle]

and fall off to the void

[rich crow]

thats wallbreaching

[shrewd crown]

I dont like free fire though it's even worse than 9th grade copy

[rich crow]

im sure there will be some

[paper tangle]

old man ax

[silk kraken]

imagine if the troll face was under every map like how it was with training outside

[paper tangle]

Yea

I hope so too

[rich crow]

lmao then the skybox has that

[shrewd crown]

K.nightly what to do if ur teammates are unsmart female dog behind

._.

I cant give bad words

[paper tangle]

what

[jolly fox]

What

[paper tangle]

uhh

[jolly fox]

Do you mean

[rich crow]

would be pretty cool if you could somehow jump off the map and fall to your death

[shrewd crown]

The are not smart....

[jolly fox]

Dumb of butt

[deep wing]

any new promocodes?

[paper tangle]

No

[rich crow]

No

[shrewd crown]

I wished

[jolly fox]

Yea

[deep wing]

sad

[shrewd crown]

Sed

[rich crow]

Man the 4 things I miss the most in the game are
-Old Province (1st conceot ever released)
-Old Zone 9 (1st concept)
-Bunny hop glitches in different maps
-ShortDust II

[shrewd crown]

Very sed

[jolly fox]

GhgfU-7yGhu-6826-u3u8z20

[rich crow]

real

[strong pendant]

I hate all of them
Except province

[shrewd crown]

I miss old province old z9 was a mess and was claustrophobic ._.

[jolly fox]

Try it, who knows it may work

[paper tangle]

Old Z9 better

[jolly fox]

🦜

[shrewd crown]

Idk but I think he had triggered a sensitive topic

[rich crow]

Ngl the bunnyhop glitches were so fun and op
Bunnyhoping from trash T spawn to Mid/ct spawn in like 5 seconds on Sandstone lmfao

Old times

[shrewd crown]

._.

[strong pendant]

Yep thats why i hate it

[shrewd crown]

Sure op

It's gud that it is removed

[rich crow]

Wasn't it tho?

[shrewd crown]

I cant imagine smurfs doing it

;-;

[rich crow]

if that was still in the game id have more fun

I mean, at least they can add a brand new bunnyhop atp

because then there would be more playstyles to try out

[shrewd crown]

My rand less less than negative dirt 0

[paper tangle]

I feel old

[strong pendant]

Let them fix not being able to change directions in the air then add bunny hop

[paper tangle]

is how you feel talking to us @silk kraken

[rich crow]

I saw a video of the new Bowie knife animation
It's basically a M9 Bayonet animation
Really hope it's just a game concept

[rich crow]

they probably removed it to add more "realism"

[strong pendant]

You sure thats “realism”

[rich crow]

im sure that its "realism"

Lmao

[shrewd crown]

Imagine it having the animation of csgo classic knife

[rich crow]

The biggest problem in standoff is +5 coins system with video, never got it

if not then idk why i cant bhop all across the city

Bunnyhop isn't something realistic so yeah, I understand why they did remove it from the game

[strong pendant]

You really sure sure thats “realism” cuz physics wouldn’t agree

[paper tangle]

real

[rich crow]

lmao bhop started in quake

[strong pendant]

Im talking about changing your direction in the air

[rich crow]

And it has some good skins too
The knife will be in my inventory instantly

im still surprised at how such an old game can have such complex movement

[shrewd crown]

"Man of only Newton did not create gravity" 💀

[rich crow]

LMAO

[paper tangle]

quack

[shrewd crown]

Said by someone rich

[rich crow]

about this actually idk if you can do that irl im not a jumper

Critical ops>

[shrewd crown]

Said by someone poor

[shrewd crown]

!= standoff2

[rich crow]

I mean
I was actually planning on getting myself 4,5 Gold so I can buy a knife and some skins too

Cause why not

4,5 K gold

[strong pendant]

I had a knife… that i used for 3 games and never ever equipped it again

[rich crow]

Right

[rich crow]

the kabar

[rich crow]

Lemme guess
Flip knife/Scorpion knife?

[shrewd crown]

It's not 4,5k gold it 6k+gold if it has animation of bayonet

Mostprobably

[strong pendant]

Nah karambit snow camo something like that

[shrewd crown]

I like universe skin

[jolly fox]

L

[rich crow]

Nah bro if that would cost over 6K
Won't ever going to buy it 💀💀

[jolly fox]

🗿

[strong pendant]

Then sold it for a butterfly that i used for 1 game and uhhh yeahhh never touched it

[shrewd crown]

Ouff

[jolly fox]

Give it to me

[strong pendant]

If there was trade i would

[shrewd crown]

Btw anyone like universe skin ? Espically M9

[rich crow]

yes

[rich crow]

Lemme start a quick argument against y'all
Tanto knife has the best skins in the game

amazing

[jolly fox]

For free__~. '.__

[strong pendant]

Yeah

[rich crow]

now imagine animated camos i mean skins in so2

[stray violet]

It's probably will at first, then drop down to like 3.4

[jolly fox]

Ok deal 🤝

[shrewd crown]

It is but the animation is just too much

[paper tangle]

bunger

[rich crow]

lobter

[rich crow]

In what sense? Like isn't it that great or?

[shrewd crown]

I mean after M9 and karambit I would naturally go for tanto

[jolly fox]

Lobter bunger

[rich crow]

Big deal at that point
Surely going to buy it then

[paper tangle]

🦞

[rich crow]

🦞

[jolly fox]

🍞

[shrewd crown]

According to me knife should have simple animation like M9 or karambit it has too long animation and too much moment

[gray bluff]

Hello, do you know when the update appears?

[paper tangle]

we don't know

[shrewd crown]

Which in my preference is not my cup of tea

[stray violet]

Opinion on butterfly?

[rich crow]

New collection coming as well but let's hope they don't remove the Fable case/box cause you know, ain't going to buy a Butterfly knife for over 5K lmfao just like it happened to M9

[jolly fox]

L

[paper tangle]

L moment

[shrewd crown]

It's good but too clacky sound it distracts ;-;

[stray violet]

Karambits haven't gone that high, just claw

[stray violet]

[paper tangle]

the cicadas be loud

[shrewd crown]

Universe might be going high soon ;-;

Pls don't gibe be heart attack

[rich crow]

I mean
The knives with the best animations that he game currently has are the M9, Butterfly and Tanto
Maybe JKommando too but idk

The game*

[stray violet]

I just think that tanto animations are slow

[shrewd crown]

Jkommando is also good I think jkammondo floral version is great

[rich crow]

Agreed here but the way they've dine the anomations for that knife are actually pretty cool

Ngl

Done*

[shrewd crown]

Still M9 remains in the heart of of knife lovers

[jolly fox]

Fone

[rich crow]

Yeah for real

[jolly fox]

: 🤳

[strong pendant]

Not because its the same in cs go nah nah

[shrewd crown]

Change my mind: M9 is great

[jolly fox]

I write your name in this notebook

[rich crow]

I really like Universe, Blue Blood and Frozen ones

Best skins for M9

[jolly fox]

It's called death note

[shrewd crown]

Well I can't afford good pc ;-;

[strong pendant]

Same

[shrewd crown]

Damn yess dragon glass and universe are food

[stray violet]

What about dragon glass

[shrewd crown]

Good*

[tawny flame]

Ngl they r cool

[shrewd crown]

Yes yes they are

Wish I had enough to get one

;-;

[rich crow]

Dragon Glass but it's something on that skin that doesn't really convince me yk?

[tawny flame]

Good one

[strong pendant]

The normal knife is cool

[shrewd crown]

Yes it's just like 3 colors and 2 of them are same

[tawny flame]

:3

[paper tangle]

Snails

[jolly fox]

You can afford the online computing thing of Nvidia tho

[rich crow]

I'd really enjoy having an M9 Blue Blood/Frozen

[stray violet]

I haven't seen anyone mention kumo m9

[shrewd crown]

I have 500 rupees in my balance lol

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

Omg bruh

Not that skin

[jolly fox]

300 per month I think 🐓

[shrewd crown]

Same espically with autumn glove

[rich crow]

I don't understand what people see in that skin

Lmao

[stray violet]

Interesting

[rich crow]

For real

[tawny flame]

Dayum

Imo the worst gloves

That are in the game

[jolly fox]

Ewalk

#📸│photos

[shrewd crown]

It's like less than 9 dollars

[jolly fox]

I remember 5

🐓

[shrewd crown]

Wut-

[shrewd crown]

Imo?

[tawny flame]

In my opinion

[shrewd crown]

Ooo ic

What about neuro or retro waves

[tawny flame]

Its massive w

Retro wave are buzzin

[shrewd crown]

Tbh phoenix is just plain and notmal

Ik

[rich crow]

In my opinion the best looking glove skins are "Punk", "Steam Rider" and "Living Flame"

[tawny flame]

Nothing special

[rich crow]

And Retro Waves

Obv

[tawny flame]

Punks r insane

[rich crow]

Yeah

Might be the best glove skin

In the game

[tawny flame]

Show me your invs

[paper tangle]

chicken wings but buffalo

[shrewd crown]

I had steam rider and luxury jkommando

[tawny flame]

Cmon ,flexing time guys

[rich crow]

Trust me you don't want to see

[rich crow]

Good combination

i have 0 skins

[shrewd crown]

Ouff I sell those cause I got in love with universe karambit

[tawny flame]

I can understand that someone dont want to spend money on the game

Its fully understandable

[stray violet]

No

[rich crow]

Flexing with what? Not a single knife/arcane and just some Legendary skins?
I guess I won't be able to flex enough my guy 💀

[forest estuary]

when is the update?

[shrewd crown]

Why?

[paper tangle]

we don't know

[rich crow]

Some people said it will drop today and some said it will drop on September 1st

[rich crow]

@shrewd crown here

[shrewd crown]

Ic

[stray violet]

And neither are correct

[forest estuary]

today 23:59 ?

[paper tangle]

you guys have skins

[shrewd crown]

Don't worry mah dude u will get it soon

[rich crow]

Yeah
Ultra common Standoff 2 community L

[rich crow]

yeah it will drop in 32nd August

[stray violet]

Nightly didn't you have like 2 knives?

[shrewd crown]

Yes mister/ mississtandoff global elite

[paper tangle]

7

[stray violet]

[shrewd crown]

Welp f me

[paper tangle]

I didn't waste money on them I just got them from a rich friend of mine

[shrewd crown]

Need to get more mone

[rich crow]

Since I will probably get myself 4,500/5000 Gold
I will surely make a great inventory

[shrewd crown]

💀

[rich crow]

Let's hope for the best tho

[tired kindle]

2 seasons in 1 year

[shrewd crown]

Noice tbh yeah but if I got that much I would just buy glove and another knife

[rich crow]

Any tips for some nice knife-glove combinations?

[shrewd crown]

Why can't I get friend as rich and donating like em

[paper tangle]

idk

[oblique lichen]

Russia time 21:00

when update?

[rich crow]

when

[paper tangle]

we were both a duo and got Elites without trying

[strong pendant]

Never

[paper tangle]

On S2

[rich crow]

@paper tangle @shrewd crown lemme show you guys an old inventory of a guy that I used to play like 3 years ago

[shrewd crown]

Retrowave and universe any knife, burning fists and blueblood M9 or claw karambit or,scratch any knife

[spring nymph]

Never

[shrewd crown]

Ok

[oblique lichen]

i look TicTac stream now

[paper tangle]

idrc

[stray violet]

Damn i guess Kara gold will remain a dream for me

[paper tangle]

you'll get it soon

[stray violet]

I won't

[rich crow]

Check #📸│photos

[stray violet]

I'm prioritizing v2

[rich crow]

lol they havent even showed 0.20.0

[shrewd crown]

"I don't have that much to flex" said by some one

[rich crow]

Bruh if I was sti in contacf with him, imagine how much profit I'd make out of all thag lmfao @shrewd crown

[shrewd crown]

:v

[oblique lichen]

true

[rich crow]

Still*

[stray violet]

Why is it so blurry bruh 😭 😭

[rich crow]

idk whats up with russian youtubers and " 0.20.0 test "

[onyx pasture]

[shrewd crown]

I wish I get a promo code as reward or some gin

[paper tangle]

it's like I can't find a single reason

[shrewd crown]

Which I would not

[rich crow]

I have no idea
Prolly old screenshots from 3 years ago that I've screenshotted 'em again so it has lost some quality

[paper tangle]

to give a f about the inv

[stray violet]

Oh that makes sense

[paper tangle]

it's 144p

[rich crow]

your screenshot file says whatsapp.jpeg

🦉

[shrewd crown]

Ouff

[paper tangle]

sad

[rich crow]

Yes cause I sent those screenshots to another of my friends on whatsapp to show him what this person has in his inventory

[shrewd crown]

It makes my inv look like a spec of dirt

[rich crow]

i see

tho it feels like you went to whatsapp and screenshotted a screenshot

Bruh I have depression cause I can't contact him anymore
I can't even find his IG anymore
3 yesrs ago he even told me that he was going to give me everything from that inventory if the Trading System was going to be released

[paper tangle]

screenshots

[rich crow]

Ssdness

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

At its finest

[rich crow]

trading system never came out

Yeah

And I guess it will never come

[shrewd crown]

Ah I wish that trading could happen in preson to person

[strong pendant]

And your wishes aint gonna happen

[rich crow]

Yeah

LMAO

[warped lichen]

Hii

[rich crow]

Facts tho

[warped lichen]

Rose is here

[rich crow]

yeah just hope that you dream of standoff 2 trading system

atleast you can see it

[strong pendant]

Even in dreams you cant

[rich crow]

[rich crow]

hi rose

[warped lichen]

@rich crow hippity scrippity that inventory will never become your property

[rich crow]

💀

[rich crow]

Back then when ALR Treasure Hunter wasn't even 800 G

AKR*

[paper tangle]

yikes

[warped lichen]

How are u ember?

[rich crow]

good

[warped lichen]

That’s Nicee

[rich crow]

Nah bruh, don't tell me this
I mean, you're totally right but still don't fill my sadness with even more sadness

Might die tonight

[rich crow]

that could be said to anyone

[shrewd crown]

@rich crow my inv it's not as good as it was before but still I got too many charms

[rich crow]

we will all die oneday

[shrewd crown]

;-;

[warped lichen]

Since I’ve met u u are always feeling good which is amazing @rich crow

[shrewd crown]

Konichiwas rose

[rich crow]

well technically im feeling neutral

[oblique lichen]

update?

[warped lichen]

Bro sorry I mean it as lighthearted joke

[rich crow]

When are you going to seel them?

i just like saying im good

[onyx pasture]

what update

[shrewd crown]

See them?

Seel*

[strong pendant]

What is happiness

[rich crow]

an illusion 👽

[onyx pasture]

[strong pendant]

What is illusion

[rich crow]

Yeah I know it is a joke but this pure emotion sadness is incredible
The amount of gold I could've made out of is unbelieveable

[shrewd crown]

A false sense of reality

[warped lichen]

Bro don’t be sad, it’s just a video game after all

[glossy mason]

Hello, can someone tell me if there is a active code, im from india

[rich crow]

hi and no

[rich crow]

Let's just say that we never actually new about any single update from this game

[strong pendant]

Why would anyone give to you if they can use it

[shrewd crown]

Well to some its a way to live life ('introverts like ofc') ;-;

[rich crow]

gaming has gotten way boring than it used to be tho

[shrewd crown]

Active code?

[rich crow]

Nah man I'm just being ironic with the sadness/depression part but if you think about it, it's kinda of a sad thing knowing you could have gain such a great inventory out of all that stuff lmfao

[strong pendant]

Like why does axelbolt release trailer and make us wait centuries for the update

[warped lichen]

It’s literally me🗿

[shrewd crown]

Yes I wonder when mmorpg like free roam with hugeeeeee behind maps would come

[rich crow]

its only been like a week since the trailer man

[strong pendant]

Man 10 days

[rich crow]

atleast we got a trailer

[lean valley]

10 days

[shrewd crown]

Oh I am a mirror to my introverts friend nice

[strong pendant]

And the other ones we waited atleast a month each

[lean valley]

I think tommorow or wednesday the update come

[rich crow]

LMFAO fr
People are going crazy over an update
I mean, I don't blame them at all since the game most likely releases 3 updates a year

But still

[onyx pasture]

guys

guys

guys

[shrewd crown]

Lol snap back to reality

[rich crow]

Yeah

[onyx pasture]

big announcement

[rich crow]

?

[shrewd crown]

Ye?

[strong pendant]

What

[lean valley]

?

[onyx pasture]

meow meow 001 just said update not coming

[rich crow]

plus theres like so many other games to play rn and so much content online people just impatient

[shrewd crown]

Lol he must have said it jokingly

[strong pendant]

Why do you destroy the happiness that i dont have

[onyx pasture]

[shrewd crown]

Who even is he?

[warped lichen]

I play geometry dash waiting for s4

[rich crow]

I can't believe this game has actually reached 100 mln downloads and over 7 mln reviews

[rich crow]

lol nice idrk what im doing at this point

[lean valley]

I have photos with developers who are testing the new map the update come

[shrewd crown]

I play codm and toram online while waiting for so2 s4

[paper tangle]

ok

[rich crow]

Real

show!!!

[lean valley]

Yes

[strong pendant]

Show

[rich crow]

(shows bootleg so2)

[strong pendant]

I want to see map in game

[onyx pasture]

i was playing fornite

[shrewd crown]

"It used to be a kid when I first saw him now it is all grown up in just small interval of time"~ some relative probably

[lean valley]

I play so2 waiting for s4

😆

[onyx pasture]

lol

[rich crow]

where did all those players go

[warped lichen]

Bro 70m+ are GP_9087 bet or smth similar

[rich crow]

Same actually
I'm just playing soem competitive matches and yeah, didn't really end up in a good way since I've lost more than 5/6 matches in a row
My anger was uptop the roof

[shrewd crown]

Yall typing essays or wut

[shrewd crown]

Ye-

[rich crow]

imagine so2 replay feature

[shrewd crown]

Alr tomm exam gtg sleep gn guys

[rich crow]

gn

[rich crow]

i used to be one of them

[shrewd crown]

Or else my dad will make me unalive

[rich crow]

2017

[onyx pasture]

if on Wednesday update will not come then i will delete game

[rich crow]

For real
I mean, the game is really played but me knowing Standoff 2 has reached over 100 mln downloads is just wow lol

[shrewd crown]

Lol

[onyx pasture]

good luck and gn

[shrewd crown]

Thnx

Gn guys bye

[onyx pasture]

@shrewd crown u indian ??

bye

[rich crow]

Gn man

[strong pendant]

What is luck

[rich crow]

Luck

[onyx pasture]

[covert wraith]

Hey mandem

[edgy scaffold]

still no update :/

[covert wraith]

No one said it came out today

[strong pendant]

Noone said its comming

[stray violet]

Neko arc supremacy

[strong pendant]

What

English pls

Wait im bad at english

[rich crow]

10 pushups now

[stray violet]

The hacker got banned

Good thing i can still dm him

[rich crow]

🤨

[pine compass]

When is the new update coming to Turkey?

[wanton hedge]

Somebony know If the update will come before september?

[pine compass]

As far as I know Arrived but only in russia there is 2 to 3 days probably happens in other countries

[wanton hedge]

I am from Romania

[hollow nebula]

mi-l sugi

[wanton hedge]

Haha

🙂

[hollow nebula]

[rich crow]

The thing is that nobody knows man
People literally said it was coming between August 20-25th but it didn't happen
Now they be sayin' it's coming today and some people said it will come on September 1st

[wanton hedge]

Ia uite și românu meu

[pine compass]

I am close to the Turk

[hollow nebula]

da

[rich crow]

Ia uitei ma

[wanton hedge]

Lol

[pine compass]

Does anyone know Turkish words?

[rich crow]

No

I don't

[pine compass]

You know Turkish football teams?

[hollow nebula]

Ronaldo

[wanton hedge]

Messi

Hagi

[rich crow]

Nah man
I don't even watch football

[pine compass]

I understand, but has he been abroad before?

[pine compass]

My keyboard sory

Have you ever been abroad?

[rich crow]

Are you talking about me going on Turkey or what?

Didn't get it

[pine compass]

What currency are you using there

[rich crow]

I live in Italy so I use euros

In Romania they use "lei"

[hollow nebula]

no no currency

steal

[rich crow]

Lmfao

[viscid dome]

when will you update?

[gloomy hamlet]

Hi

[gloomy hamlet]

soon

[rich crow]

We have no idea man

[gloomy hamlet]

what reis

[soft cosmos]

Speak italian

[pine compass]

What happen?

[stray violet]

🍕

[pine compass]

I dont think so

Wtf

[hollow nebula]

😨

[rich crow]

Berserk proud Russian

[hollow nebula]

🥸

[pine compass]

We send you our Who deletes our messages?

[sweet flare]

🍉

[gloomy hamlet]

not turkish speak reis

The message is deleted

[pine compass]

I understand reis

[high leaf]

[rich crow]

Discrimination

[strong pendant]

Just speak english

[hollow nebula]

yes

stipdiridip dop dop yes yes

[rich crow]

Yo my Turkish fr I am with you, BE STRONG!

[high leaf]

I am tired of waiting for this update

[pine compass]

Thanks bro, ukraine?

[high leaf]

There is so much hype

[rich crow]

Serbia

Sandzak

[hollow nebula]

[pine compass]

A country I love, we are very close. I'd like to come if I have the opportunity

[rich crow]

Nice to hear it.

[spring nymph]

+9999

[deft coral]

sorry our friend dixed is using translation there may be wrong words

[spring nymph]

[rich crow]

Everybody using translation

[deft coral]

tf

[spring nymph]

Maybe

[rich crow]

[pine compass]

Good night guys here almost 23 o'clock, good games I'm lying down

[deft coral]

gn

[spring nymph]

Good night

[rich crow]

Gngn

[spring nymph]

22:29

[rich crow]

21:30

[spring nymph]

[deft coral]

22:31

[deft coral]

skem

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

Do you speak italian tho?

[deft coral]

just fish

[rich crow]

you mean carlbot fish

You mean : carlbot fish :

Collection of 1 and 0

you mean :carlbot_fish:

You got it

[mint ridge]

[stray violet]

My fish!

[warped lichen]

3 13 yo kids and a 20yo with a machete broke into our garage and stole my bike

Whilst we are on holiday

Luckily my bike is so used and broken that he will probably break his leg riding it

[rich crow]

what

[strong pendant]

Uhhh yeahh… cool

[warped lichen]

Yes in UK people will literally kill u and Stab u all bcuz u don’t wanna let them steal ur bike

They kill people over £5

[rich crow]

Which part of the UK are you from?

[strong pendant]

What is life

[rich crow]

portugal is so peaceful compared to the uk

but that doesnt mean there isnt crjme

[warped lichen]

North, Leeds is where I live

[rich crow]

From what I know, South and West are even worse than North

[warped lichen]

@rich crow ye but I rather live where there is less risk I will get stabbed to death by 5 people cuz I had an argument at school with their friend

[rich crow]

😭😭

[warped lichen]

Bro Birmingham and Manchester as the worst cities

[rich crow]

like what the hell

[warped lichen]

It literally happened to someone at my school

[rich crow]

how do these people become like that

UK people are different ngl
I was actually planning in the next years to come in the UK

Central London

Idk

[warped lichen]

And another guy got jumped by 7 people and brutally beaten because he called their friend bad at football

[warped lichen]

That’s a good place

[rich crow]

Yeah

[rich crow]

🤢

[warped lichen]

A teacher at a school near my house got shot by a gang bcuz she gave one of the gang members a detention for being late all month

She died

[rich crow]

dudes cant take criticism

[warped lichen]

What a bad country I live in

I hate it in UK more than@czech

[rich crow]

🐇

🐓

[warped lichen]

When it’s supposed to be more “progressive”

[rich crow]

They wilding ngl
Even putting acid om your face, 15/20 cm machetes/knives, katanas
Stealing people goods or even killing them while riding a moped

Uk people are lgbts in globality

LMFAO

South Slavs > all other

[warped lichen]

There is nothing wrong with lgbt

[rich crow]

Ye it is

From what I heard, UK really be hating on lgbtq
Especially these gang people

gangs are kinda cringe

[warped lichen]

Yes

The richer areas are rlly accepting tho

But it’s hard to live there

[rich crow]

You don't be in serbia bro

That's all better then that

[warped lichen]

I wanna move to Australia, Germany or Canada

[rich crow]

U are from?

[warped lichen]

Czech

[rich crow]

also are the police good in the uk?

[warped lichen]

But live in UK

[warped lichen]

Ye man no remorse

They will beat a guy with a knife if he tries to fight back

[rich crow]

then why there are so many people doing bad things

damn

[warped lichen]

I would say harsh but fair

[rich crow]

"acab"

[warped lichen]

Because, say there is 3000 police in my city but 40,000 gang members

[rich crow]

what

You count it

Lol

what do these gangs do

what are their goal

money?

[strong pendant]

Cruel world

[rich crow]

Gang is cringe

[warped lichen]

@rich crow they fight over postcodes

Literally

[rich crow]

Mobs are better

bruh

🐔

[warped lichen]

Will stab people who don’t live In their postcode bcuz they don’t live on the postcode

[soft cosmos]

Why yall talk abt this lmao

[rich crow]

Which city rose?

[soft cosmos]

Roadmans

[warped lichen]

Any city

[warped lichen]

These are the worst

Act tough in a group but are little cowards when they are alone

[soft cosmos]

London backstabs be like

[rich crow]

[warped lichen]

They will try fight u in a group of 10 but when they are alone and see u they cross the road

To avoid conflict

[rich crow]

do school shootings happen often in uk?

[warped lichen]

No

[rich crow]

nice

atleast

[warped lichen]

More of after school Stabbings

[rich crow]

🦙

i guess i shouldve expected that

[frosty geyser]

Anyone knows expected update date for so2

[soft cosmos]

Where u from duck

[rich crow]

portugal

[soft cosmos]

Oks

[rich crow]

nope

[warped lichen]

Or they will call 5 people with knifes and weapons to beat up 1 unarmed helpless kid bcuz they had a fight and the helpless kid didn’t get beat up badly by the road man

[frosty geyser]

Okie keenly waiting

[warped lichen]

So he will call more people with weapons to send u to hospital/kill you

Btw

[rich crow]

soon

[rich crow]

cruel world

[warped lichen]

Now they are going in hospitals to kill people who survived their attacks

[soft cosmos]

1st septmeber for sure

[warped lichen]

@rich crow very cruel especially where I live

[frosty geyser]

Okie thanks for responding

[rich crow]

what is up with the hospital security

[warped lichen]

It’s like no escape or

[rich crow]

bet something

[warped lichen]

Where I live where I go there is danger

[sweet flare]

My dog

[rich crow]

deal.

[gilded flower]

cra

[warped lichen]

To get home from school I have to cross 5 rlly dangerous neighbourhoods

[gilded flower]

ceab

[gilded flower]

london

[warped lichen]

And I see gangs hanging out often

[rich crow]

do they do anything

when they see u

[warped lichen]

But bcuz I am not part of a gang/I ignore them they give me dirty looks, occasionally call me a name but no worse

[rich crow]

me

[rich crow]

ok thats not that bad

[warped lichen]

But if I called a name back

Oh boy would I get stabbed

[tall scarab]

if anyone has a m40 pro with not today stickers put it up rn I'll buy it

[rich crow]

why the hell does uk love stabbing so much

[warped lichen]

How much u willing?

[rich crow]

are guns illegal

[sweet flare]

I dont have it

[tall scarab]

30 gold for 4 not today stickers

[warped lichen]

Gangs, knife crime, bad people

I hate the UK

Tbh I don’t rlly like Europe

[rich crow]

bri'ish people

[warped lichen]

I hate my UK accent

[rich crow]

i kinda like Europe because portugal

i hate uk

[warped lichen]

I sound so bad and bad spoken

[rich crow]

ikr

[warped lichen]

Same

[rich crow]

i like the british accent

i hate to be tought uk english

[warped lichen]

I have rlly bad experience in UK

[rich crow]

sounds different from americans

taught*

[rich crow]

americans are brainless

australians weirdos

scotish are cavemans

[soft cosmos]

1000 gold

[rich crow]

only respect ireland

and what is portugal

but thwy crazy too

portugal is my neighbour

oh lmao

u from spain then

[rich crow]

you wont give it

[rich crow]

yep

[soft cosmos]

I actually can

[rich crow]

Yes they are
Esepcially for those roadmen or gangs that diss eachothers in their drill music videos
Not showing any knives, guns etc etc cause everything can be used in court against them if they find evidence in their videos
But in general yes, guns are illegal there

[soft cosmos]

How many euros are 1000gold

[rich crow]

but you wont give a random 1000 g

[rich crow]

15€

[rich crow]

so thats why they use knifes

[soft cosmos]

Ah unlucky

[rich crow]

but not even airsoft?

[soft cosmos]

I can only 10

Cause o use cards

Not credit card

[rich crow]

there arent 15€ cards where you live?

[warped lichen]

American accent > UK accent any day

[rich crow]

thats true

[rich crow]

id say both are good

[soft cosmos]

5-10-20-25-50

[rich crow]

first based uk i've ever seen

[warped lichen]

I’m not even originally from UK

[rich crow]

then do 5 and 10

[warped lichen]

I’m Czech

[rich crow]

w

[soft cosmos]

Wait big brain

Fr

[rich crow]

💀

[warped lichen]

But I also hate where I live it’s dangerous

[paper fern]

uk accent is nice but i like us accent

[warped lichen]

Get in 1 argument

[rich crow]

i agree

[warped lichen]

Gotta deal with a whole game

Gang*

[rich crow]

Yes
For example, they can just get a knofe from their kitchen or even buy them and that's it
Not a big deal but when it comes guns, really difficult
When it comes to music videos, they use slangs so they can make the feds hard to understand what they say in the songs. Guns = waps, dingers, dut dut
Bullets = bells, sweets

[soft cosmos]

Ur pic looks like smth very smart

[rich crow]

damn where did you acquire this information

[warped lichen]

Where I live “chef you up”= Stab you

[paper fern]

its carl marx 💀

[soft cosmos]

How thats not hard to get

[warped lichen]

I have to try to not get in any fights

[soft cosmos]

Ah yes the marx guy from fortnite

[rich crow]

i dont listen to drill music

breakcore

[warped lichen]

Or 1 fight with wrong person and I will die literally

[paper fern]

💀💀💀

[soft cosmos]

The one who create communism or smth called like that

[warped lichen]

For winning a fight he will call his older friends on my to beat me up and stab me

[paper fern]

yes

[soft cosmos]

Idk remember perfectly

Btw its the guy from fortnite

[paper fern]

i dont know much about him

but my brother doew

[rich crow]

so he cant even do it himself?

buh

[paper fern]

s

[soft cosmos]

Smart brother

[warped lichen]

Nope

[paper fern]

kinda

[warped lichen]

As 1 on 1 hardly anyone can beat me

I’m doing martial arts for years

[rich crow]

damn

[rich crow]

I listen to uk drill music and with time I've learnt their slangs
Like for example, an american guy hearing "your friend got kweffed" won't ever understand if they never listened to UK drill before. So many slangs for so many words

nice

[paper fern]

i mean he doesnt use discord so hes smart

i know some uk drill songs

like 5 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿

[rich crow]

i know 0

[warped lichen]

I understand all UK slang

I live there

[paper fern]

where do u live in uk

[warped lichen]

Anyway stay away from guys with masks and big puffy jackets

[rich crow]

well yeah i wouldnt understand that in first glance

[warped lichen]

North

[rich crow]

Yeah

UK accent is so cool tho

[gentle skiff]

Guys

[warped lichen]

Also anyone who uses roadman slang stay away from them

[rich crow]

I actually like it

[warped lichen]

Noo @rich crow I have it and I hate it

[paper fern]

ikrrr

pussioooo

[warped lichen]

I would rather a German or American accent

[paper fern]

german accent sucks

pussio

[rich crow]

wait can you somehow mix an american and british accent?

[paper fern]

blud

[warped lichen]

I like German accent

[rich crow]

now this is what i would like to see

[warped lichen]

UK is worst country

Don’t move there

Bad bad

I hate it

[rich crow]

wut

[paper fern]

bro never heard of eastward europe

[buoyant willow]

Bri’ish just build different

[paper fern]

eastern

[rich crow]

@rich crow you'll see them with Moncler/NorthFace Jackets, some, bandanas covering their face up, gloves and small bags

[woeful spindle]

Sa

[buoyant willow]

What are those?

[warped lichen]

If only I had anime power like sharing an or ems or rinnegan I would feel safer

[woeful spindle]

Hello

[paper fern]

i meant eastern

[rich crow]

why do they wear these complicatedly named clothing, just wear a plain shirt smh

[buoyant willow]

Yeah, you mean like Belarus, Poland, russia?

[warped lichen]

They have knife in pocket of jacket or in the bag if small, and under jacket if machete @rich crow

[rich crow]

Let's not talk about Balkan countries at this point lmfao

but i guess thats good tho so you can identify

[warped lichen]

Anyway stay away from them never ever try to get involved with them

[deft coral]

a

[placid garnet]

Anyone wanna play?

[rich crow]

yeah ill stay in portugal

[deft coral]

b

[paper fern]

i think eastern europe is albania kosovo bosnia serbia croatia Balkan

[buoyant willow]

Ohhh

[warped lichen]

Or u will A. Get beaten/stabbed
B. Accidentally join there gang and forever live in danger of another rival gang killing you

[deft coral]

c

[woeful spindle]

Gel

[rich crow]

how does b happen?

[deft coral]

d

[placid garnet]

Im from Bosnia 🙂

[paper fern]

im from kosovo

[deft coral]

e

[warped lichen]

They are nice to u, give u smth like a bag. Now u are on their debt and have to repay it

[placid garnet]

Nice

[buoyant willow]

Tbh really bad at geography, by my self I’m from Scandinavian country’s

[deft coral]

f

[rich crow]

[deft coral]

you

[paper fern]

ez life for u my brother

[warped lichen]

Either joining gang, giving them money or with your life @rich crow

[hidden patio]

.

[rich crow]

🐇

[buoyant willow]

Wouldn’t say that

[paper fern]

if u compare it to kosovo yes

[buoyant willow]

Life is a life, always something ping on in it, never safe from nothing

[rich crow]

They got a lot of money from trapping, coke deals, music, stealin' from people or getting paid to kill other gang members/civilians for some racks (money)

Usually those who are in gangs and want to leave for start living a good healthy life don't really make it out cuz they'll still end up dying by getting dropped (k!lled) by other gang members sinve that's their main focus

[buoyant willow]

Lovely country Cosovo

Have been there once

[warped lichen]

@buoyant willow I always thought u Russian idk why

[paper fern]

cosovo he said 💀

[stray violet]

[paper fern]

Its Kosovo lol

[rich crow]

how do these people become so messed up in the head

literally

i can hardly lie irl

[buoyant willow]

Kinda correct, I’m half Russian (thanks to my dad I guess)

But born in Norway (also thanks to my mom who is a Norwegian)

[rich crow]

I have no idea my guy but that's the life they be livin'
From the age of 13/14 they already join gangs or make up their gang to k!ll other people and beef with 'em for money and eliminate their opps (opponents/enemies)
This is basically the life for most of these peeps nowadays in there

[warped lichen]

Nicee

[woeful spindle]

.

[rich crow]

im assuming they probably dont have parents or their parents dont care

[rich crow]

Same in serbia

[warped lichen]

Actually some have amazing parents, they are just so bad people and they just wanna join a gang

[rich crow]

🐔

You can buy MDMA in market...

[warped lichen]

Where I’m from opps is police

[rich crow]

Speak English

[rich crow]

Exactly
Most of them born broke asf so they end up doinf coke deals, trapping or making music where they just basically diss other gang members
(Idk of this is actually true) a friend of mine who is half romanian and half english lives in Wembley and obv he has some contacts in there since he went to school there and he told me that it's really normal for him to hear people gettint stabbed at school or doing coke deals to afford expensive stuff or to at least live without being broke
He told me that he even has a friend that does coke deals and he is rich asf but idk

[rich crow]

Opps are enemis from other gang members too

Enemies,

What is opps

[paper tangle]

what the hell did I come back to

[edgy scaffold]

a mess...

[rich crow]

I don't wanna teenage queen

I just want my m40

[stray violet]

Pop muzik

[paper tangle]

pop muzik

[rich crow]

pop muzik

[warped lichen]

I never will do coke deals or join any gang activities

[rich crow]

im guessing people are used to getting stabbed

or not

since this just happens way too often

[rich crow]

Yes, pretty pretty normal in there

💀

damn

[rich crow]

Bro you saying that like that's buying a bread...

[gloomy hamlet]

when is the update

[paper tangle]

we don't know

[stray violet]

Shee bee dee bee doo wop

Pop pop shoo wop

[rich crow]

Forgot update and go to gym

[edgy scaffold]

hopefully today

[buoyant willow]

Aren’t you also Russian speaking?

[warped lichen]

No, I know only a tiny bit

Why?

[rich crow]

Boris is proud now

@warped lichen are you a boy, right? Cause the pfp makes me questioning it lmfao

Oh no wait

That is a boy on that pfp

no

No wait

Is it a girl?

thats a girl from evangelion

[stray violet]

That's a girl

[rich crow]

Bro I'm getting brain damage

Just look it's girl

Imagine

[buoyant willow]

Just curious, you reminds me one guy in Russian chat who used to have same pfp

[stray violet]

Love this emoji

[rich crow]

My pfp is best change my mind

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

Pretty based

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

You too

[stray violet]

Not even transparent

[rich crow]

If you are on pfo

Pfp

[warped lichen]

I’m a girl, it’s a girl

[warped lichen]

Aah ok xd

[edgy scaffold]

sweaty old retired men

[rich crow]

Yesh asking cause there a lot of weridos on this app that use girl pics even tho they are boys

But now I know

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

thats the most normal thing ever

[warped lichen]

Well, I’m a trans girl so I won’t lie

[rich crow]

I understand

[paper tangle]

pretty normal if you ask me

[rich crow]

true

[rich crow]

[stray violet]

You could've told me that before bruh

[rich crow]

buh

[rich crow]

Yeah it's me

[warped lichen]

I told u??

[stray violet]

No

[edgy scaffold]

im a boy and i use a boy pic

[rich crow]

Impossible, you must be a girl

[rich crow]

Pretty based again

[warped lichen]

Well anyway now u know @stray violet

[stray violet]

I thought it was some mental stuff going on

[warped lichen]

Wdym?

[stray violet]

Sorry @warped lichen

[edgy scaffold]

ik hard to believe

[stray violet]

You still cute as hell

Take care of yourself rose

[warped lichen]

Wdym mental stuff?

[stray violet]

Nothing

[rich crow]

i cannot believe

[warped lichen]

Thx u too<3

[edgy scaffold]

imagine boys playin so2

[warped lichen]

Np all good^^

[rich crow]

yeah 70% of the playerbase is kids

i forgot the uhh

default name

And thise kids are boys so Standoff 2 is runned by boy players

[stray violet]

Had some kid (probably 10 years old) use the in game vc to beg for gold in Russian

[rich crow]

Those,

[stray violet]

[warped lichen]

GP/FB/GC_(4 digit number)

[stray violet]

"dai goldy"

[warped lichen]

Default so2 name

[edgy scaffold]

how do u even give gold?

[stray violet]

You buy their skins

For a very high price

[warped lichen]

@stray violet did U flex ur skins even harder after he begged?

[edgy scaffold]

google play/facebook/google cloud

[rich crow]

oh right

[stray violet]

He switched teams

[rich crow]

isnt there a huawei one too

[warped lichen]

Last one is game centre

[edgy scaffold]

takes years to find them...

[warped lichen]

Oh ok

[rich crow]

By selling a skin for a certain price on the marketplace, they scroll till they find your item and buy it