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gilded mason
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Barns

terse lava
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Flippin barns

west silo
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What with barns

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If I dare ask

astral pivot
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I see the brains were a receive gene in that family

terse lava
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You wanna tell him Ostral or should i

gilded mason
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You can

terse lava
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K

west silo
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Do it

terse lava
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In one of Karen Traviss's books, sangheili are apparently so utterly focused on being warriors that without the covenant and other races, they didnt even know how to build a barn. Belive Jul's wife comments they had to crack open old texts to see, and later celebrated on making one

west silo
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I see the brains were a receive gene in that family
@astral pivot
Remember keyes lead a squad into enemy territory

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In one of Karen Traviss's books, sangheili are apparently so utterly focused on being warriors that without the covenant and other races, they didnt even know how to build a barn. Belive Jul's wife comments they had to crack open old texts to see, and later celebrated on making one
@terse lava
Jesus

gilded mason
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Classic Traviss

west silo
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What why

terse lava
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Because

astral pivot
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elites lay eggs thats why

west silo
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Why make them so stupid

terse lava
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It's the same series that made plasma torpedoes a physical object

west silo
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Well they we always reptiles

gilded mason
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And she also said they couldn't swim in these books

west silo
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But no that's unforgivable

astral pivot
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but there planet is made of water

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they haves city in the ocean

west silo
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What isn't elites homeworld literally water

terse lava
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There are thing about halo, that not even Traviss fully understand

gilded mason
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Yeah. It was one of many very...not-so-good things she tried to add in

terse lava
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Wair

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What

gilded mason
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Hm?

west silo
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Like didn't the return have one swim until he got dragged underwater

terse lava
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She tries to say sangheilios was a water world?

gilded mason
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No

astral pivot
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they have big oceans

tired talon
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AH YES

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I HAVE BEEN UNMUTE

terse lava
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No, he and another wwe training on boats

tired talon
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MUTED*

gilded mason
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App is saying them not being able to swim is silly since there's such a water focus on Sanghelios

terse lava
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Ah

tired talon
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@wild thicket hey I've been unmuted XD

west silo
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Bruh how did Karen go from human weakness to this

terse lava
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That's a good question

astral pivot
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unless there mass is so high since there space dinos thats sad

gilded mason
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I know, right?

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I'm guessing because HW was a very "focused" story

west silo
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Human weakness is great

gilded mason
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So much less chance of going "off-topic" as it were

west silo
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Or is it because she never had enough time to murder there character

terse lava
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I assume she does well with si gle characters

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Smaller settings

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Ot a iniverse

west silo
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Jesus elites can build barns now?

gilded mason
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Yes, they can

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And they can swim

astral pivot
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and lay eggs

west silo
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Not according to canon they can't

gilded mason
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And actually canonically have a huge mulititude of occupations other than being soldiers

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No, I mean they can

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In canon

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Grim confirmed it

west silo
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Please I want to believe

astral pivot
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after the lots of elites worked with UNSC on making new weapons and vehicles such as Sword and Vespin hog and making the Helioskrill spartan armor

gilded mason
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He said that "of course they'd know how to swim, much of their culture was spent seaside." (Paraphrased)

terse lava
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Dont forget those aquatic covenant bases

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On water worlds

west silo
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Question though why did humanity allow covenant on onyx

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Species

craggy sierra
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Joint research effort

west silo
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When elites will literally have a civil war because they think arbiter allowed humans on sanghelios

craggy sierra
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Their civil war wasn't primarily about that

gilded mason
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And as much as ONI didn't want to admit it, Sangheili had a lot more experience researching Forerunner stuff than they did, so their help was needed.

astral pivot
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the swords really didnt care the last of Jul Madames forces went for a sucide run

west silo
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And as mjuch as ONI didn't want to admit it, Sangheili had a lot more experience researching Forerunner stuff than they did, so their help was needed.
@gilded mason
Can't build a barn but understand forerunner stuff

astral pivot
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hence name of checkpoint fall of the covenant

west silo
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Seems legit

astral pivot
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and engineers were also allowed into Oni due to there forunner nature

gilded mason
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This is after Traviss left, luckily

craggy sierra
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I mean they spent years making forerunner based reversed engineered weapons and tracking down and researching relics

west silo
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Their civil war wasn't primarily about that
@craggy sierra
The arbiter almost lost because of it

craggy sierra
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It still wasn't about that

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Do you understand context?

west silo
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The point still stand

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Why on the most important forerunner thing second only to a halo

gilded mason
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Treaty with the SoS +

craggy sierra
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The civil war was about the factions still loyal to the covenant not agreeing to end hostilities and wanting to continue the crusade. The humanity being on sanghelios thing just rubbed the pride of some of the elites more than anything and put the arbiter in a compromised position.

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It was not about raw numbers

gilded mason
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Also Telcam was really shuffed about Thel saying Forerunners weren't gods

terse lava
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hm makes me.wonder if the Covenant ever knew of Onyx?

west silo
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Well duh ghost pf onyx happened

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Or if they knew of it prior no idea

terse lava
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they were only alerted to that thanks to the actions of the spartan s

west silo
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But any ways if they needed help with forerunner tech on onyx why not use the huragok

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U know the actual experts

gilded mason
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Because it wasn't enough

craggy sierra
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Being able to communicate verbally is probably nice

west silo
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Vergil exist

craggy sierra
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Yeah I'm 3 days off from playing ODST for the first time in a decade but I don't recall vergil ever actually speaking

west silo
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He understands humans humans understand him

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Dang it engineers made a collar that allows humans to speak

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Is a translator really that hard

craggy sierra
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

west silo
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Exactly

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Which brings me to another question
Why is there a prison on onyx

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When the midnight facility exist

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Just bring them there much lower chance of something going wrong

craggy sierra
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Because you're not going to ship someone to space Alcatraz for a drunk and disorderly charge

west silo
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Well why did they bring Jul there

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To onyx and not somewhere that's not highly classified

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They literally brought him to onyx

cedar surge
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Why are the elites so dumb and stupid in her books?

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Like what race would be so focused on war that the entire species can't even build a barn

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If that was the case they should be starving along with the brutes

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Is this another case of "Humanity! Heck yea!"?

gilded mason
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Sure feels like it

terse lava
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Indeed

shut dew
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There's always been a fine degree of humanocentricism in Halo, and it's impacted the worldbuilding and lore

gilded mason
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Yeah. It gets pretty irritating.

west silo
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Man but Karen kicks it into overdrive

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Like dude in her book one human with a covenant ship is a threat to humanity

shut dew
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Humanity gets Mantle of Responsibility as a prize from the Precursors
Bare-bones worldbuilding for every species except Forerunners, Humans, and slightly 'Leets
Every non-Human faction always alludes to their in-game stereotypes regardless of trying to be different

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There's so much I can list here

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Every unique non-human character that hasn't shown up in the games must be quickly written out, either by being killed or other means

west silo
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Well thel is just really busy

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And ra tas is on an adventure

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And castor is alone

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And nizat is probably dead

cedar surge
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Yea I mean

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We know the unsc in and out

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From corrupted politicians to innococent not-yet Spartan 3 candidates

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Compared to the unsc covenant lore is smaller

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And I'm dissapoited that humanity basically hasn't achieved anything on its own

shut dew
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Like we need actual real history of the Covenant species that isn't entirely tied to the Covenant or Forerunners.

west silo
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Well the terminals gave us some

cedar surge
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We are the inherators of the mantle,the ones who have the geas genes which allow us to use forerunner tech,we got librarian guiding humanity towards tech

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Humanity basically only won because we are special

shut dew
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...Not all of which was impressive.

cedar surge
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I like it better when humanity actually can do things on its own

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And not guided towards a golden throne because we are somehow special

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Like seriously

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what is one trait we have other species don't

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One personality trait

west silo
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Well remember the librarian didn't make any of humans achievements less valid

gilded mason
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She kinda did

cedar surge
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Yea

west silo
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Remember we were wayyyy more advanced than

shut dew
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Jiralhane have virtually no redeemable traits in lore as of now, whole species being WARMONGERING M O N K E S WHERE SMARTNESS IS RARE

west silo
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Now

cedar surge
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She guided humanity towards technology

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@shut dew we'll there must have been smart brutes before

west silo
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She's just accelerating us to what we were before

gilded mason
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If humans didn't have a geas, I don't think humans would have power armor/augments/AI. Considering the Librarian said that happened as a result of it.

cedar surge
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How else could have they nuked themselves back to the stone age

shut dew
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And I'm not saying 343 would never flesh them out but they seemed to recover very quickly from the nuclear war they had.
Maybe... "Brutes are brutal and violent but develop technologies much more rapidly than even the Sangheili?" IDK

cedar surge
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If humanity didn't have the geas they wouldnt be able to use half the tech they have now

west silo
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No the geas just acts as milestone

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And a forerunner key to everything

cedar surge
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That second thing is the problem

gilded mason
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The Librarian's words would make no sense if the geas didn't play a part in getting to their current tech level.

terse lava
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Thinking back, I find it funny the librarian admits she did all this to prepare humanity for the flood return. Does she not recall recall humanity did a rather poor job the last time around?

cedar surge
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What makes humanity deserve the geas than other species

west silo
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The precursors

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Remember

gilded mason
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The Librarian self-admittedly playing favorites.

west silo
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U know forerunners stole the position

cedar surge
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If we aregoing by stereotypes then shouldn't the elites get it since all of them are "honorable"?

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Spartan that doesn't answer it. Yes they were going to choose humanity but why

terse lava
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Ah yes, "precursors" the immortal race of sentient energy beings

west silo
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Elite honor is very hipocritical

cedar surge
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And we are not?

gilded mason
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Humans are super hypocritical, yeah

cedar surge
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The ammount of evil,corruption,

shut dew
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Precursors that were wiped of any sense of nuance when they tried to kill the forerunners after they reconsidered giving them the mantle because Humanity Good Nuance Bad

cedar surge
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That humanity has donee

west silo
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Fight the enemy face to face while I use my invisible

terse lava
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Yeah we have yet to know WHY the precursors changed their mind

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What made humans better then forerunners

west silo
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The precursors were probably gonna kill us

cedar surge
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"Ooga booga humanity good lets bow for them and hope they use us as chairs"

terse lava
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What makes you say that

west silo
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Remember the test thing

terse lava
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Humans have yet to be tested

west silo
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The entire reason humanity wasn't wiped out

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Exactly

cedar surge
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I don't like the concept of the mantle in the first place

terse lava
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Yet somehow ancient forerunners did take the test

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And failed

shut dew
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Yeah we have yet to know WHY the precursors changed their mind
Before Halo 5 came out i'd argue that Humanity was given the mantle because they understood the concept of the Mantle's ambiguous nature and nuance better than the Forerunners, who'd tarnish the Mantle's importance because of their quick-to-authoritarian approach in the name of it.

terse lava
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We have yet to see anything showing AH in a positive light

cedar surge
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hHumanity? As a whole? Humanity isn't a hive mind

terse lava
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They make the Covenant look like a pleasant church at times

west silo
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The AH were pretty xenophobic

cedar surge
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Some of humanity would use the mantle exactly as the forerunners did

shut dew
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But now since Exuberant Witness is calling it a galactic dictatorship when we know that it's much more than that, there's no point in trying to dig the Mantle out of the narrative hole Halo 5 dug it into

cedar surge
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To rule over others

west silo
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Thats the forerunners interpretation of the mantle

shut dew
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^

terse lava
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And we have yet to see AH mantle

cedar surge
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Even the precursors mantle

terse lava
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Which they don't seem to have even practiced

gilded mason
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who'd tarnish the Mantle's importance because of their quick-to-authoritarian approach in the name of it.
Though I'd say any version that uses a species-wide rule is intrinsically terrible.

west silo
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We don't even know the meaning of the mantle other than to protect others

cedar surge
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Was telling them to "lead" other species

shut dew
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But the writers completely streamlined the definition and made that quote come out of the wrong character's mouth.

terse lava
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Come to think of it, I dont think AH even bothered with the mantle

shut dew
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(Or eye, in Exuberant's case)

cedar surge
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A species isn't a single person

west silo
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The flood kinda are

terse lava
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Tell that to the flood

cedar surge
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Not all of them are going to have the same idea

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I'm not talking about the flood

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I'm just saying that it would make no sense for all of humanity to understand the mantle better than the forerunners

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Because some would use it in the exact same way

west silo
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The precursors maybe saw life differently

cedar surge
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And we know ONI would use it like that too

gilded mason
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^

west silo
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Yjere favorite hobby was dying and being reborn again

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Over and over again

cedar surge
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There is no reason why humanity is more "worthy",let alone any species

west silo
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We don't even know if humanity wad worthy

cedar surge
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Unless your entire species is a single person with the same thoughts or a hive mind the mantle would just not work

west silo
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They were just next in line

cedar surge
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Its a ideology

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People are going to take it in different ways

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Some xenophobic

west silo
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Its implied there were other species to obtain the mantle

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The forerunners are even implied to be in the right

cedar surge
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Yea and I'm sure that other species would just love to be ruled by a single species

west silo
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Because they may were going to be genocided for falling

versed helm
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so the mantle is basically the right to dictatorship

cedar surge
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Yea

shut dew
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No, that's just an interpretation

cedar surge
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Even the precursor version was the right to lead other species

terse lava
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We do know the forerunners.wiped out other races other the eons

west silo
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Not lead protect

versed helm
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the forerunners took that to the extreme

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and "lead" can have different meanings

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it could mean being the greatest civilization

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not necessarily leading them, but having the capacity to, if required

cedar surge
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Fort if that's what it took having the mantle the forerunners would have kept the mantle

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The greatest civilization is the forerunners

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They have the greatest tech

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Military

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Population

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Structure

versed helm
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precursors. they had the greatest tech

cedar surge
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Colonies

west silo
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Wasn't it said that the forerunners didn't interact with other species that much

cedar surge
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And the precursors gave away the mantle fort

west silo
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No the forerunners took it

versed helm
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they couldnt lead.

west silo
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The forerunners genocided there creators and then immediately regretted it

cedar surge
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The worst part of the mantle for me is that it would make species a hive mind that all have the same ideas

versed helm
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exactly. thats basically dictatorship

cedar surge
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Plus the mantle itself isn't a object

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Its a ideology

west silo
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Its basically an entire species having the same religion

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Not really brainwashing

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Just having an idea

versed helm
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a less extreme version of the covenant

west silo
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Its not like it's the Borg assimilating a species

cedar surge
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Like I would hate if humanity accepted the mantle and they all started thinking "we must lead other species to salvation"

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Man I hate that trope

versed helm
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holy heck the banished are the perfect example of the mantle

cedar surge
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Wat

gilded mason
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How?

west silo
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How

versed helm
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see. they dont force their ideas, right?

west silo
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That's just a warlord

cedar surge
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Fort

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Have you forgotten

versed helm
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well, they technically do, since the other option is death

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BUT

gilded mason
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They kidnap Grunts and force them to serve

craggy sierra
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Space brigands and mercenaries are an example of the mantle?

cedar surge
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They enslave engineers right?

gilded mason
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Yes

west silo
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Yes

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And grunts

gilded mason
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And torture them

west silo
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And eat them

versed helm
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i meant how atriox gave the option to fight for him

terse lava
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Yeah the Banished are bigger jokes then the Covenant

cedar surge
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well, they technically do, since the other option is death
@versed helm that is absolutely the weakest form of choice fort

versed helm
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like he did with the remnant of the SoS

west silo
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What

gilded mason
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For some people, yes. Others were forced to do so

terse lava
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Atriox.became what he hated

cedar surge
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Like right bellow bullying kids to become spartans

versed helm
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ok yeah. i messed up goodly

cedar surge
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You don't say

versed helm
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my bad, guys. sorry

gilded mason
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lol

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I forgive you.

west silo
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Yeah you did

cedar surge
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Its fine

west silo
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He must be punished

terse lava
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sigh Ostral, get the heretic brand

craggy sierra
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Last I checked Atriox wasn’t a blind religion.

versed helm
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something clicked, but then that something blew up

gilded mason
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👍

cedar surge
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Plus Atriox would hate the mangak in pretty sure

west silo
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The will of atriox

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He might as Well be

cedar surge
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It would force other species into subserviance

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Like the covenant did with brutes

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Coughengineer slaverycough

craggy sierra
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I mean that’s just his lackey’s hyping him up which is a thing you see happen all over the place with leaders people like.

terse lava
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That's the problem with the jiralhanae. How they were treated in the Covenant was thanks to their nature

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Always wanting to fight to the top

cedar surge
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Cause all of them are dumb idiots right

versed helm
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they did fight themselves back to the stone age

west silo
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They didn't even learn there lesson

cedar surge
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It shouldn't be their nature but culture right?

gilded mason
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Now now, I'm sure there were a good amount that weren't, uh...brutish

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Yeh

cedar surge
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Weell yea

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Someone had to make the nukes

versed helm
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you say about a species that literally fought themselves back into the stone age

west silo
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Wait forts a heretic now?

shut dew
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This discussion has led me to ask this:
If you could retcon anything about any of the Covenant species' lore, what would you retcon?

gilded mason
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Planet of Hats

cedar surge
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Minors committing suicide

craggy sierra
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Not being able to make farms

gilded mason
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Already is (for the most part)

cedar surge
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Oh

lethal comet
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What did I miss, Why is forthenco a heretic

versed helm
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i did a crime

cedar surge
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Said that the banished is the mantle

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Represented

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Which is uh

west silo
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He said it was the best example

terse lava
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Heretic! Heretic!

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You know you read that in an unggoy voice too

cedar surge
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Ok then

gilded mason
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...Yes

cedar surge
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What I would retcon

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What I would really retcon is

terse lava
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As for retcon...hm

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Just one thinf?

versed helm
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drumroll

cedar surge
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I forgot

lethal comet
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I'd retcon fall of reach to fit with halo reach

west silo
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Karen trilogy

cedar surge
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Maybe just uh

west silo
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I'd retcon fall of reach to fit with halo reach
@lethal comet
Already happened

lethal comet
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I forgot
That was epic I guess

cedar surge
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Rewright that trilogy

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Yea

lethal comet
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@lethal comet
Already happened
@west silo Not completely

shut dew
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I was asking about what you'd be retconning about Covenant Species lore and this just derailed

lethal comet
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In the book reach fell in a day

cedar surge
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Rewright kilo 5 to not make every elite look like a imbecile

lethal comet
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Halo reach took about a month

versed helm
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i'd retcon fire team osiris to fit in better with the story

cedar surge
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Oh yea

west silo
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Well there character are alright

terse lava
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I would think retconning the plasma torpedoes back to blobs of plasma

cedar surge
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Kilo 5 or osiris

west silo
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The game just did a poor job

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O

cedar surge
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Yea I Remeber not even Remeber tanaka existed

lethal comet
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The elites in kilo five books dont seem to adhere to the code of honor

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none of them

cedar surge
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Like ostral had to ask me 4 questions to get me to Remeber her

west silo
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I would think retconning the plasma torpedoes back to blobs of plasma
@terse lava
Actually they said that in the halo bible that PT were always solid

cedar surge
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What

versed helm
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i guess that can be explained because of the sudden shift in everything they thought was true

cedar surge
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Why

west silo
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Its actually a editing mistake that PT were blobs

cedar surge
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Why would the plasma be solid

west silo
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Yep watch the warfleet podcast

versed helm
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arent the PTs basically kamehamehaas?

terse lava
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Nothing in canon up to the KT books showed them being physical

west silo
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Interesting stuff

lethal comet
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Plasma is well plasma encased in a magnetic field

cedar surge
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The plasma shots are held together by magnetic fields right

lethal comet
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not solid

cedar surge
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How

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Why

versed helm
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maybe because of neural physics

cedar surge
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Is this because they just want unsc PD to shoot down covenant torpedos

west silo
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Hey its in the story bible soooo

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U know

cedar surge
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What is even the bible

lethal comet
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Shooting plasma is the equivalent of shooting the sun

terse lava
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H...heresy?

cedar surge
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What is this halo bible

terse lava
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What Bungie and 343 use for lore

versed helm
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wait. if it is magnetised plamsa, then wont a high intensity laser be able to break that layer? sufficient EM radiation can penetrate magnetic shielding

west silo
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Basically a book that has guild lines a story mist follow

terse lava
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Speaking of PT, I have concluded only some ships have those

versed helm
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does the bible explain neural physics?

west silo
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And PT are basically Kai blast from Dragon ball

terse lava
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The physical versions

west silo
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doesn the bible explain neural physics?
@versed helm
They don't mention it

terse lava
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No....they are not chi or spiritual energy

versed helm
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it is the writing for a false god, then

terse lava
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They are balls of plasma

west silo
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Greg bear created neural physics off of other books he's written

versed helm
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ado, he means that they are similar. cause the kamehamehaa is ejecting plasma thats heated using your chi

west silo
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Yes

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I don't mean that ships are shoot soul energy

versed helm
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it'd be messed up if they did. like, they'd just shove a grunt into the torpedo bay and fire

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or they'd have super sangheili stationed along the hull

west silo
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He actually based the precursors off of a another god like creature in his book

terse lava
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True

versed helm
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they seem pretty lovecraftian

potent apex
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it'd be messed up if they did. like, they'd just shove a grunt into the torpedo bay and fire
@versed helm I'd pay to see that 😅

west silo
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The book is blood music

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And it involves our best friends

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Nanomachines

versed helm
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...dont nano machines resemble the flood more than the pre-cursors?

terse lava
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Senator gravemind

west silo
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They started as nanomachines and then evolved into god like beings

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U know typical sci fi body horror

terse lava
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Did they ever anwer the question of reversing entropy?

west silo
#

Eh

#

U mean like de ageing

versed helm
#

if they were able to bypass the anthropic principle, i guess they could also alter entropy

terse lava
#

Aw, no one got the book reference 😔

gilded mason
#

"Let there be light"

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There ya go, Ado

versed helm
#

||good omens?||

gilded mason
#

||The Last Question||

versed helm
#

ohhh

cedar surge
#

I can retcon anything about the covenant right?

versed helm
#

wait...||Multivac|| is also there in ||it is coming||, if im not wrong

cedar surge
#

I retcon the amount of lore they have to be much larger

gilded mason
#

based

shut dew
#

@cedar surge Yes

#

Any part of any Covenant species' lore, To be more specific

terse lava
#

@gilded mason thank you

gilded mason
#

👍

terse lava
#

Oh, the species lore eh? Hmm

#

The jiralhanae being in the covenant for at least 200 years rather than a few decades

#

Makes that anger and rivalry with the sangheili more believable

cedar surge
#

Makes more sense

#

50 years seemed very short

terse lava
#

And childish

cedar surge
#

Like a single generation of brutes

gilded mason
#

Especially considering how long-lived Elites are

terse lava
#

It just shows the sangheili were right

west silo
#

Its just shows something was fishy with the prophets

terse lava
#

"We have to keep them in a low rank because they seek to push to the top. That could threaten the Covenant" look what happened

gilded mason
#

Though of course, that turned out to be because Truth is a bit of a rude boy

terse lava
#

True

#

But, the anger in think it would be better with w couple centuries

#

200 years and still stuck down there?

west silo
#

Just 60 years though

terse lava
#

Surely over such a time they.sould have gotten better

west silo
#

They make it seem like a rivalry that last for generations

terse lava
#

Yeah with 60 years I find it hard blame the sangheili when we see those like Jovus who proved them correct

west silo
#

I've been thinking in the end of slientium didn't the gravemind use the Lord of admirals as a flood messenger to speak to the librarian on earth

gilded mason
#

Yeh

west silo
#

But doesn't guilty spark also have him in his head

#

His geas which is pretty much a soul

terse lava
#

The gravemind had a copy

#

Forerunners.could do that

gilded mason
#

Basically "cloned" him

west silo
#

So they clone ur soul

gilded mason
#

Yeh

#

Neural

west silo
#

Eh why am I surprised forerunner version of puberty is turning someone into a clone of ur self

terse lava
#

Physics

gilded mason
#

👍

terse lava
#

It's more "give your child your knowledge"

gilded mason
#

Though it also makes you a physical copy, at least in Bornstellar's case

terse lava
#

His was a unique case

gilded mason
#

Ah

terse lava
#

Even the didact said that

#

A bervant mutation

#

Something usually unique to warrior servants. Normal mutations would be between a father/son over years

west silo
#

His was a unique case
@terse lava
Well the didact basically turned a random boi into himself instead of the offspring

#

Remember the planet that had cows with forerunner faces

#

Even the ecosystem was forerunner

terse lava
#

Yes, what about it?

west silo
#

Its just weird

#

I know they exiled themselves but still didn't have to do that to the animals

terse lava
#

Well they had enough technology apparently to change DNA.and such when left therr

versed helm
#

you imprint yourself on them. literally

terse lava
#

They didnt exile themselves

#

They were ditched there

#

Their ancestors protested finishing the precursor genocide

west silo
#

Didn't they basically exile themselves because of what they did

terse lava
#

So the commandrrs.left them on the world

west silo
#

Ohhhh they soo there the bad guys

terse lava
#

Hm?

west silo
#

Wait but weren't there thousands of ships still in the systems

terse lava
#

There were thousands of ships surrounding star roads

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None in the primitive forerunner system

west silo
#

Ohhh so they abandoned there ships in another system

terse lava
#

Yes, the fleet went to the LMC to finish off the precursors. By that time some forerunners in the fleet said it was a crime against the mantle to continue the genocide. Some of these were taken and left on the almost dead.world, while the rest finished the genocide. These ones later abandoned their vessels thanks to guilt

west silo
#

Soon they did exile themselves

#

Just not the ones we meet

terse lava
#

I think its implied those remaining with the fleets killed themselves

west silo
#

Oh

terse lava
#

The ships checked by the librarian and friends had no forerunner remains. It had been 10 million years though

west silo
#

That kinda just means they weren't on it

#

Who knows maybe they lefted

terse lava
#

Maybe

west silo
#

Now am wondering why didn't halsey just hack a guardian

gilded mason
#

The climax of Infinite is Halsey hacking the Domain with her phone

west silo
#

She can already hack one the most powerful ai ever

#

Man remember that plot point about all the forerunner ships and planets the librarian was gonna give halsey

#

Where did that go

gilded mason
#

Zap

terse lava
#

I see you, ZAP!...I see you...ZAP

versed helm
#

that got shot down

#

just like halsey's arm

craggy sierra
#

I’m of two minds about that stuff

gilded mason
#

Yeah. It's kinda...the only end that could really happen

#

Since humanity getting all that would be bad

craggy sierra
#

It’s kinda crappy that the story lines got cut off. But I also think Halo was going on a very concerning path of getting entirely too far up its own lore butt.

west silo
#

They have to be so blunt about it

gilded mason
#

Yeah

west silo
#

The librarian yes
I say no

terse lava
#

I wonder, if a group of AH would have survived into the modern era. If they would have helped modern humans or treated them more as pets

versed helm
#

pets. most definitely pets

#

also, do i still need to wear the band of heresy?

terse lava
#

Brand

west silo
#

They help them

#

Then subjugate them

terse lava
#

And that's up to Ostral

versed helm
#

nuts. oh well

terse lava
#

Idk, they may just sit back and watch

west silo
#

Watch there cousins get murdered

lethal comet
#

The climax of Infinite is Halsey hacking the Domain with her phone
I imagined halsey in watchdogs

craggy sierra
#

She’s definitely the person who reads the civilian bio about someone being a furry and then pulls a grenade launcher out.

lethal comet
#

How much recoil does the splaser have

west silo
#

Probably not that much since normal humans can use it

lethal comet
#

Normal marines can use it

versed helm
#

it has the dual hold to help keep it steady

west silo
#

The real question is how does a warthog not flip over when firing a guardians cannon

versed helm
#

its a warthog

#

it is the physical manifestation of neural physics.

#

well, virtual physical manifestation

west silo
#

But those are rounds moving at mach 40

versed helm
#

you think neural physics cares about that?

west silo
#

Hmm good point

winter trail
#

So quick question how does gravity on a halo ring work?

#

If they’ve even told us that

lethal comet
#

Spinning objects have centrifugal force

versed helm
#

the spinning causes centripetal force

lethal comet
#

Centripetal is inwards @versed helm

winter trail
#

That’s what I thought but part of me also think oh well that’s too obvious

versed helm
#

yeah. i done goofed again

#

either that, or forerunner gravity plates

fair hazel
#

anti-gravity

winter trail
#

I think that the lore is pretty confusing but it’s insanely interesting I love the games but I’m yet to read a book

versed helm
#

how does anti gravity account for gravity?

fair hazel
#

gravity manipulation..

versed helm
#

so......gravity plates

fair hazel
#

Why plates?

astral pivot
#

Forerunner tech is very advance so they can break normal laws of physics and gravity

versed helm
#

cause there's plates underneath the terrain layer of the ring

#

when you see the ring from outside

#

the gray plates

#

if they can break normal laws of physics, no reason they cant have a metal plate generate its own gravity

#

i mean, they have those in dead space, on the ishimura and the valor

faint stone
#

frigates use grav plates iirc

#

hence why they basically float in the atmosphere unless it's all jet fuel

craggy sierra
#

What was the book that explained how and why truth was playing 5D chess to annex the elites from the covenant?

lethal comet
#

Broken circle?

#

Or was it something else

#

I can't remember

echo kettle
#

Here's a video by halo cat that covers the possible arg occurring, or it could just be a good roleplayer, but this dude would have to go pretty far for all this.
https://youtu.be/lkaeloNS0c0

lethal comet
#

Trolls have gone to greater heights

round comet
#

whoa

lethal comet
#

I visited the site myself

#

No sign of microsoft or 343

#

I luv bees and iris had bungie and microsoft written all over them

cedar surge
#

For near unbreakable bones

#

Spartans seem to break their bones alot

lethal comet
#

Whick question you answering Lance

stiff creek
#

I don't think it's an answer to anything, just probably starting a conversation on how Spartans bones seem to break so much.

cedar surge
#

Yea

versed helm
#

They are under a lot of strain

#

Enhanced muscles, super suit, and going nuts

hot tartan
#

True.

nimble crest
#

I think Douglas gets a pass when his shoulder gets crushed by Atriox, under the compression of a armored suit

versed helm
#

Whatever happened to Holland after reach

fair hazel
#

Unknown

versed helm
#

Ok

cedar surge
#

Wasn't he in the Paris that got destroyed?

gilded mason
#

Savannah?

#

If so, he wasn't. He was still in contact until the start of The Package.

versed helm
#

Ostral

gilded mason
#

Yeh?

versed helm
#

Can I remove the brand of heresey now

gilded mason
#

Hm...

#

You may.

versed helm
#

Thank you

#

I shall not mess up that goodly again

#

I think

gilded mason
#

lol

light kiln
#

Now kish.

cedar surge
#

So in 2

#

Why do Seth's holograms do actual damage

craggy sierra
#

Because Bungie decided Halo needed bossfightd

round comet
#

hehe.

#

lets punch helpless old man thrice

craggy sierra
#

It’s 25 punches and 5 hijacks on legendary

#

But I just call it bad

spark lodge
#

Is there a youtube video of all the console cutscenes from the MCC?

#

Searching halo console just returns a bunch of xbox stuff

astral pivot
#

Type In halo terminal videos

spark lodge
#

Ah that's a mucj better word

#

Ty

stiff creek
storm ore
#

Anyone know good books to read about the Halo Universe?

nimble crest
#

Ghosts of onyx

gilded mason
#

Broken Circle

astral pivot
#

Question can the Ark Slipspace jump to i know it has portal for earth and halo rings but can whole ark just slipspace somewhere else if needed? Its on edge of galaxy and it ahs room go where ever it wants

fair hazel
#

it's not on the edge of the galaxy

#

and, maybe?

cedar surge
#

So does slipspace ever end?

#

Does it go on forever?

fair hazel
#

why would it end

inner basin
#

I still wonder about the S-III Gauntlet, Red and Echo teams that were deployed on Reach. I just wish we know more about them

dense pulsar
#

Future spin-off game

#

"U thought u knew the full story of Reach? Well guess again!"

west silo
#

We bearly even know anything about noble team

dense pulsar
#

I wouldn't be surprised if they gave us a Noble Team game were you play as Thom

#

Or Tom

#

Or whatever his name is

west silo
#

I honestly would

#

Especially after the ten year announcement

dense pulsar
#

Ten year announcement?

west silo
#

The last halo for the next ten years

#

We will expand on it

#

Basically were probably gonna be getting a lot of DLC

#

Destiny style

dense pulsar
#

Ah

west silo
#

Ten years is a long time

dense pulsar
#

You think infinite will try Spartan OPs again?

west silo
#

I would actually like it

gilded mason
#

I'd rather something...better

craggy sierra
#

We bearly even know anything about noble team
I know they’re dead and that’s enough for me.

west silo
#

If they don't murder the plot half way

astral pivot
#

i mean if they make it similar to strikes in destiny and doing challenge versions of them give cool rewards it can work out well

dense pulsar
#

I don't think Halo or console gaming was ready for what they were trying to do with Spartan OPs

west silo
#

Halo isn't really a destiny type game

cedar surge
#

Why would noble team get their own game

astral pivot
#

well make misson akin to theres goal like take target out or steal data but you fight through a base of some kinda akin to destiny not carbon copy of strike

inner basin
#

If they do SpOps again, all I'm thinking is Spartan Ops... but better. That's what I'm hoping for if they want to give it another go

cedar surge
#

That's like giving a Spartan team from escalations their own game

dense pulsar
#

The games as a service thing I mean

cedar surge
#

Plus

#

Dead

#

Deader than regret

#

Plus what's the point of playing a game of people who are all going to die anyway

inner basin
#

Well you know, Johnson's dead yet people still ask for a Johnson spin-off...

cedar surge
#

If he gets a cameo in a past event that's fine

#

However him getting a full fledged game

#

Why

dense pulsar
#

To know more about them, why they're important, what they did before they died etc etc

cedar surge
#

We know he will live,whatever colony he is on gets glassed,and all his friends die

inner basin
#

Besides so what if they are dead, there are other ways to add tension. Many franchises have done it before

dense pulsar
#

I always hoped 343 would make more games about different battles during the Human-Covenant war tbh

cedar surge
#

Well I don't really see why

dense pulsar
#

Lance, you say this but people still flocked to Red Dead Redemption 2

cedar surge
#

The HCW lore massively outnumbered the post war lore

west silo
#

Would you want games about the past arbiters?

dense pulsar
#

An entire game were you know who the bad guys are, who dies, and who makes it

cedar surge
#

Yes

#

Because

nimble crest
#

OPs?

cedar surge
#

They are not a single character who's fate is already decided

#

They are hundreds of individuals

west silo
#

But whats the point we know there all going to die

dense pulsar
#

Thats the majority of the cast tho Lance

inner basin
#

Why have a game about the Arbiters, "we already knew they're going to die"

west silo
#

But I still want a game with them

#

U

dense pulsar
#

John Marston? You know at some point he's betrayed

#

Arthur Morgan? You know at some point he dies

west silo
#

Arthur Morgan

#

And those are great games

dense pulsar
#

Its the same for the rest of the crew

west silo
#

Jet stream Sam?
Anyone

dense pulsar
#

Yea, we know whats going to happen to them but we want to know more about them and how they fit into the world

nimble crest
#

Why have any game? The characters will eventually die. You can still make the games.

west silo
#

Sometimes Its the journey not destination

dense pulsar
#

Exactly Spartan

#

I fully expect Chief to die during Infinite but will that stop me from playing the game? No

nimble crest
#

I doubt it

inner basin
#

Yeah, I don't think Chief will be killed off in Infinite, especially if it's a jump-in point for new fans

nimble crest
#

Fr

cedar surge
#

Maybe when the series ends

dense pulsar
#

I think they're going to port MCC to series X

nimble crest
#

In 10 years

cedar surge
#

Which is going to take a while

dense pulsar
#

Kill Chief in Infinite

cedar surge
#

Why?

dense pulsar
#

Rest of Halo games are CaC Spartans

nimble crest
#

CaC?

cedar surge
#

Kill for the sake of shock value?

dense pulsar
#

Create a character

west silo
#

Ocs?

cedar surge
#

Yea mista

dense pulsar
#

Yes

west silo
#

Well chief is pretty drained now

cedar surge
#

Killing for the sake of killing is bad

nimble crest
#

I really don’t think they will if it’s supposed to be a point where fans come in

west silo
#

Just let him have his piece

#

Like marcus

dense pulsar
#

Not necessarily shock value but as a conclusion to his story

west silo
#

From gears

cedar surge
#

Chief retire

west silo
#

Yes

#

We know its possible

dense pulsar
#

Chief EXPECTS to die fighting

cedar surge
#

Him retiring would be better than just killing him

#

Yea

#

Tyats what is expected

west silo
#

Subvert expectations

dense pulsar
#

Not really. Whats Chief gonna retire to do?

west silo
#

But in a good way

#

Live

dense pulsar
#

He missed out on his developmental years

west silo
#

Not die

cedar surge
#

Mista

#

We know Spartans can retire

dense pulsar
#

He's been in constant conflict for 30 years

cedar surge
#

And live fine

#

So has another Spartan who retired

inner basin
#

I'd like for a H3 ending (minus the Legendary ending) for Infinite. Chief is thought KIA (listed MIA), but it's implied he's alive

cedar surge
#

They even got kids

dense pulsar
#

Yea, but probably not Chief. Someone tells him to relax and he's immediately out on a mission again. He goes to an award ceremony in armor instead of dress uniform

#

Chief is far beyond being able to wind back

west silo
#

Just don't make it a the nwxt generations thing

cedar surge
#

You mean like

#

Making kids of older characters the new characters?

west silo
#

U know chiefs totally awesome kids going on adventures

dense pulsar
#

Yea thats pretty lazy imo

cedar surge
#

Oh boi I would hate that

west silo
#

Eww

nimble crest
#

Please no

west silo
#

That physical hurts me

cedar surge
#

This ain't a shonen

dense pulsar
#

Its just an excuse to make a younger version of a character

west silo
#

Its happened to wolfenstein

inner basin
#

The way they did it with Rion Forge though. That was awesome

west silo
#

It really didn't work

dense pulsar
#

I already know the conflict for son of chief

west silo
#

That was forge

#

Of course it was

cedar surge
#

well beast he is a side character

dense pulsar
#

"Everyone expects me to be like my dad"

cedar surge
#

Oh boi I can imagine it now

west silo
#

And it wasn't a FPS game

dense pulsar
#

"Lmao you're not the chief you'll never be"

inner basin
#

Doesn't matter, it's still a point to be made

dense pulsar
#

"I'll show them when i do master chief things"

cedar surge
#

Chiefs kid is angry at him and steals his armor and runs to the insurrection

#

Because family issues = treason

west silo
#

" become better than the chief"

dense pulsar
#

Son of Jun sounds more plausible to me

nimble crest
#

Impossible

west silo
#

And chief ends up dying in a completely avoidable situation

cedar surge
#

And then he reveals his super secret neural physics powers that nobody new about to destroy all of ONI

#

Or in a plot twist

dense pulsar
#

@west silo so now Halo is Last of Us 2?

cedar surge
#

Chief jumps in front of a plasma shot to save his son like they always do

west silo
#

The unsc are revealed to be evil all a long

#

And the covenant was right

dense pulsar
#

An angry brute comes out with a hammer, starts smashing Chief

west silo
#

All along

cedar surge
#

And character bashing

dense pulsar
#

Son of Chief has to watch

astral pivot
#

arent spartans sterile?

nimble crest
#

Eshrum and Chief die in a battle that saved all human survivors on the ring and kills the brutes

#

No

dense pulsar
#

Not necessarily

cedar surge
#

And then in the next game chiefs son has a Haram and destroys all the unsc with neural physics

#

Just a repressed sexual drive

dense pulsar
#

They just don't have the urge

#

All the augmentation messed them up

west silo
#

And then chiefs son has a elite girlfriend because why not

nimble crest
#

What halo spin off games would you guys want?

west silo
#

Ohh and then they have a kid

dense pulsar
#

The Elite girlfriend is also the Arbiter

cedar surge
#

And then his son white knights all species into one galactic government like they always do to fight the flood

gilded mason
#

You mean boyfriend.

west silo
#

And name her

Cortana

dense pulsar
#

@nimble crest Paper Mario Halo type game

#

No

#

Master Chief has a daughter

#

Names her Cortana

cedar surge
#

And then later it turns out its the forerunners pulling the strings so they fight them too

dense pulsar
#

Immediately goes rampant

cedar surge
#

Or even worse

#

His kid absorbs the flood

#

And use them as

#

superpowers

west silo
#

And then they realise chief was the cause of everything

#

And then go back in time to kill him

cedar surge
#

And then chiefs ghosrspats him on the back as he ascends

dense pulsar
#

Every family photo has Chief with the helmet but casual clothes

west silo
#

Now that's funny

cedar surge
#

Only way to make any of this worse

#

Would to use anime tropes

#

the really bad ones

dense pulsar
#

"Sorry dad i want to be like Noble 6 when I grow up"

nimble crest
#

I saw you standing at your ship
Armored hand on armored hip
Both my hearts began to pound so lovely what I found
I love your brightly shining armor
Human named commander Palmer
I wish that we-

west silo
#

Its takes them 20 books before anything interesting happens

cedar surge
#

Fought in a bloody duel

inner basin
#

@west silo so now Halo is Last of Us 2?
Don't remind me of that game and all of the stuff it included just to appease everyone but in the end appeased very little of it's own fans

nimble crest
#

Is halo retribution good?

dense pulsar
#

Halo really could have ripped the FF7 story

west silo
#

Yes

dense pulsar
#

"Yea, I was a Spartan"

cedar surge
#

Freedom fighters 7?

west silo
#

It is good

cedar surge
#

Oh wait final fantasy 7

dense pulsar
#

"No. You weren't a Spartan. You weren't even ODST bro. You were just a normal marine"

nimble crest
#

Horror flood game

dense pulsar
#

head clutching

west silo
#

Chief with a big sword

nimble crest
#

Head hunters

cedar surge
#

Chief holding a sword the size of a Paris frigate cause the power of friendship

west silo
#

Don't remind me of that game and all of the stuff it included just to appease everyone but in the end appeased very little of it's own fans
@inner basin
Hey do u love stupid retcons well ur gonna love this game

cedar surge
#

And a love triangle between him,cortana,and palmer

inner basin
#

Really surprised 343 haven't made a game on a Headhunter operation(s)

dense pulsar
#

That would be kinda cool

cedar surge
#

Well yea

dense pulsar
#

Could play like MGS V or Hitman

west silo
#

Chief holding a sword the size of a Paris frigate cause the power of friendship
@cedar surge
Hey now that's just fairy tale

cedar surge
#

The universe could be much bigger than it is now

#

Oh yea

#

Chief gets power washed by a hunters

#

And gets out with a few scratches

west silo
#

Well that did happen

cedar surge
#

Saying that he is almost dead

nimble crest
#

A game comprised of standalone missions about different missions and fights

west silo
#

Nope he didn't even say a word

cedar surge
#

Fist fight with a brute pls

west silo
#

Already happened

#

Grenade wins

inner basin
#

Fist fight with a brute pls
We saw one with an Elite in SpOps

cedar surge
#

I'm talking about how fairy tale does this thing where characters barely take any actual damage

dense pulsar
#

ODST game about infiltrating a snow planet to stop innies from launching metal gear

cedar surge
#

And at worst get a red scar

dense pulsar
#

You play as NotSnake

west silo
#

Or the power of friendship saves the day

nimble crest
#

Swamp game

#

Now

west silo
#

You play as NotSnake
@dense pulsar
But as liquidous chief

nimble crest
#

Swamp combat

cedar surge
#

Elite game where we are a elite farmer learning how to make food

west silo
#

Who is a clone of solid chief

cedar surge
#

And we go into caves to study ancient texts to learn farming techniques

dense pulsar
#

They're both clones of Big Chief

nimble crest
#

Halo no mans sky

dense pulsar
#

Grunt Farmer mobile ads

cedar surge
#

And at the center of the universe

nimble crest
#

Galaxy

cedar surge
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Is buck drinking coffee

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Because the thing just moved

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Of Mice and Men but its an elite and grunt

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The Elite is Lenny

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Hunger games but with elites

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And brutes

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I could see Elites actually doing something like the Hunger games

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Planet for a map game but you play as a leckgolo

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"Whos clan is the best clan. We'll find out in a battle royale"

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Well mista

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Alien vs predator but with elites

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You would have to not starve first

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Since both brutes and elites are starving

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Because of their own stupidity

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Elite vs headhunter

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Brute game where you eat grunts

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Spore type game but you play as the Precursors

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Palace of pain game

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Dead by dayldaylight halo edition

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Red faction guerilla where you take the viewpoint of a innies on veniza

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Dark Souls halo type game. You're a forerunner and you have to cleanse your planet of flood

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And have to chase the unsc off veniza

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Total annihilation halo game set during the forerunner flood war

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Sigmus Octanus game because we hear so much about it

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Halo space combat game

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Mass Effect x Halo crossover

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Like star wars squadrons

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The reapers and flood team up

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Why would they

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That would be kinda cool lanxe

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To keep organics from kill other organics

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Wouldn't the flood try to assimilate the dealers?

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It'd probably be the Created tho

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Because its revealed that there both the same

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Somehow

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Just with different tranchcoats

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Cyberpunk type game set in new Alexandria

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That would be cool

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Honestly

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You're doing hacker stuff

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Or Mombasa

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And it would fit halo

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But then you see a guy in the default spartan 3 armor hovering behind you

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Its Noble 6

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Just less body modifications

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Man imagine playing a pelican pilot and the second a Spartan steps onto your dropship you get shot down

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Alpha 9 prequel on reach

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It would make me feel like brohammer

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A game about avoiding headhunters

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So a grunt game then

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A flood simulator game

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Horror game from perspective of a grunt as a headhunter with alien lvl AI picks off the crew of the ship you are on

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Take over an entire planet in a set amount of time

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System Shock 2 type game

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HoI 4 Halo game

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Isn't that just deadspace

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Stellaris but with ONI

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Mombasa streets game but as a marine in a downed pelican

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Halo odst

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Yea

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If only

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No

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Heavier rain

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Louder jazz

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Less jazz

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Please god in heaven remaster ODST with heavier rain

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More jazzz

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More flip

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Less flip

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This is ur history

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It should be destroyed along with reach

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How much of human history was erased by the covenant would you say

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Its actually sounds really good

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Not much

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I was making the joke the marine made

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How about you ask them real nice next Lance. I'm sure they'll be happy to oblige

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Halo game but you're an AI whos bored and wants to mess with the internet so you start leaking videos of Spartans

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And then instantly get clapped by ONI AI

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Sounds like treason

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Where will it even go

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Oh wait

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"Sorry ONI. I plead insanity"

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I Remeber something dumb

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"Rampancy bro"

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Wait didn't cortana ruin someones life just for fun

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Of lasky somehow hacking into ONI

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Ackerson

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And watching a video on spartans

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Yep

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Yea

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That felt so dumb

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What would a oni ai smart ai be a brain copy of? Clinton? Always rubbing people out ?

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And then the Covenant shows up

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They always do

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And so does a Spartan

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Even on your birthday

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A elite gave me a cake once

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He did try to kill chief

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Turns out there was a energy sword inside

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He had it coming

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Game where you are a plasma rifle

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Turns out there was a energy sword inside
@cedar surge
An not a plasma grenade
Nooobbbb

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You're a UNSC commander and you don't like the Chief so you try to think of ways to get him sent to Captain's Mast

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Used by covenant the chief and the flood

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The unsc should sue the covenant for damages

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What rude guys demolishing colonies like that

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I wonder how much a colony cost

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"Sorry Grunts. We've decided to use you guys as slave labor to rebuild our colonies"

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@west silo hhundreds of billions?

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That is a entire planet your losing

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Cities,mines,farms

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Nuclear testing facilities

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All very important needed stuff

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Plus if it was glassed

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You have to fix the atmosphere and surface

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Terraform it again

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Atmosphere meh

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Maybe crash some ice meteors into the planet to get water on it

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Gotta get used to breathing glass

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Plus

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How bad can it be

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You just gotta put on a environmentally sealed suit every day

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The IoM get much worse

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HEV suits

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Halo NPCs in HEV suits

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Well duh its the iom

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CBRN cqc helmets

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There fighting over which year it is

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PoV: you're a flood infection form and you see a dead elite

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I think I'll take infect for 1000 mista

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POV: your a elite with sleep paralysis on high charity in 2552 and see the in amber clad come out of slip space inside

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POV : ur a unsc marine on alpha halo and the pilliar of autumn starts smoking

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PoV: You're the prophet of regret and you're on 005 and you see a big green guy running towards you

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POV: you’re some random ape on the ark and see a pelican in the window of the control room

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POV: your a brute chieftain in New mombasa and you hear jazz music

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Plot twist

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POV: you are a measly police officer and you just got yeeted by a grav hammer

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The entire halo universe is just a metaphor for a teenager becoming a adult

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PoV: You're a Spartan-III but you're going to take part in Operation Torpedo

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POV: you are a measly police officer and you just got yeeted by a grav hammer
@nimble crest
But in another timeline u try to kill an odst

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Different cop literally the same model

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You sure

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Yep 🤨