Simple World: Global Grand Slam 💥

[atomic crater]

Sandbox code: 91AD2RR

Welcome to the Simple World: Global Grand Slam💥

Wise man once said: Balance is for people who aren't brave enough to break the game.

Welcome to the only map where a single territory has more manpower than the actual Earth. I have taken "Simple World" as hostage and injected it with enough adrenaline to kill a charging rhino. If you're looking for strategy, you're in the wrong neighbourhood. This is a pure fever dream of dice rolling destruction.

Extra details:

• Bonuses represent popular numbers, meme ones such as 69, 420 and unlucky ones such as 4, 13 and 666. We don't talk about the last one, pretend it's not there

• Everyone starts with maximum value of 999 troops, because why not? Chaos is the goal here

• Maximum value of 99 Wild Cards and progressive trade-ins increasing by 999 from 7th trade sequence (if you get there )

• Progressive card per player settings this time, no fog, no blizzards, no portals, 30s with True Random

• If you want maximum chaos, play this with Capital Conquest mode on or even Zombies or whatever you wanna do with this monstrosity I've created

Gameplay showcase (although in this case what's left of it lmao):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgeOwP-dWB0

From 2:23 the game just stops working and my whole game starts to stutter like crazy in infinite loop, meaning I have probably pushed the Sandbox over the limits of what it can actually handle, so eventually I had to leave from the game. Haven't tested out without skipping bot turns at all

I have discovered that the bots have that same trading issue like I did in my previous post for Mall of the Dead. Green bot killed Pink bot in this case and then just got stuck on 7 cards, unable to trade whatsoever, so the game stopped working in a different scenario this time. Oh and also the game starts stuttering again like crazy once a bot gets to 5 cards or more, you are just forced to quit no matter what, if you don't want to get stuck in an infinite loop of unable continue playing.

Here's a recording:

Funny thing is that my game immediately crashed once I started recording this game lmao

@keen birch Whenever you get the chance, check this out, I'm sure you'll have a laugh in some parts lol

Safe to say the name perfectly fit for this occasion, it's a Global Grand Slam of your PC CPU overloading

Another key thing I noticed. When I restarted the game, it prompted me to rejoin that same game I crashed and it actually joined back and played for a bit, until it eventually got stuck on that same Green bot who can't trade with 7 cards manually

It does that in infinite loop each time you quit the Risk Program and not surrender, it just prompts you to rejoin each time and each time that same sequence where it gets stuck. I eventually just clicked surrender to get rid of it