#The Pirate’s List of 69

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Each item on its own = 1 weird trick to win more Classic Risk games

Chapter 1:

1: ||roll more sixes||
2: ||lose fewer troops than you destroy||
3: ||kill the other players before you are killed||
4: ||learn as much as you can about Australia||
5: ||Kamchatka||
6: ||If all else fails hang out with the lemurs in Madagascar. They will let you know when it is time to kill.||
7: ||Study the literature of the game. There is almost no end to the wisdom to be found in the great risk memes||
8: ||Don’t watch Risk streamers or YouTube. They all want you to stay a noob||
9: ||… Modesty, propriety can lead to notoriety||
10: ||You could end up as the only one||
11: ||Gentleness, sobriety are rare in this society||
12: ||At night a candle's brighter than the sun||
13: ||… Takes more than combat gear to make a man||
14: ||Takes more than a license for a gun||
15: ||Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can||
16: ||A gentleman will walk but never run||
17: ||… If "manners maketh man" as someone said||
18: ||He's the hero of the day||
19: ||It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile||
20: ||Be yourself no matter what they say||
21: ||Be yourself no matter what they say||
22: ||Be yourself no matter what they say||
23: ||Be yourself no matter what they say||

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Chapter 2:

24: ||If all else fails hang out with the Samurai in Japan. They will let you know when it is time to chill.||
25: ||Mimic the noob or the bot. There is great wisdom in their ways.||
26: ||Kill, Kill, Kill and then kill some more||
27: ||Conserve your troops and move as slowly as possible.||
28: ||If a door is closed, try the window.||
29: ||Don’t get jealous of my Australia. I didn’t even want it.||
30: ||Do not go gentle into that good night||
31: ||Rage rage against the dying of the light||
32: ||Overcome your skill issues by getting good.||
33: ||Redacted||
34: ||Moisture Farming! It’s the future!||
35: ||If they roll your 3 turn one, relax, chill and then much later roll their 30 and 😂||
36: ||Don’t forget to use your connections at SMG to your advantage. Why did you bake everyone at the office cookies if it wasn’t gonna get you at least a few rank points?||
37: ||Never let them see you sweating their bonus.||
38: ||Always be closing.||
39: ||ALWAYS BE CLOSING||
40: ||Try hard not to try-hard||
41: ||Stand your ground. Look squarely at their stack and giggle dismissively.||
42: ||this one you have to find for yourself||
43: ||The Matrix has you||
44: ||… I don't drink coffee, I take tea, my dear||
45: ||I like my toast done on one side||
46: ||And you can hear it in my accent when I talk||

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Chapter 3:

47: ||Risky Fil’s checklist now in a 7 volume textbook form!||
48: ||Let them know you mean business by stoically using “thanks” emote no matter what they do.||
49: ||Two words… tongue sticky-outie||
50: ||Let your ally know you are taking the win by always making 41 stacks on their border.||
51: ||Make your neighbor know you are super chill by stacking on them with a 69 while leaving the seven other points they have access to as 1s||
52: ||Use lots of 2 stacks to let them know that they will be getting 2nd or worse.||
53: ||Astronaut Diapers… so you never have to miss any of the stalemate action.||
54: ||Half Map Domination. So they have time to adjust to their impending loss.||
55: ||Slow roll a random stack now and then just to keep them off balance.||
56: ||Thumbs down / End Alliance and then do exactly what they want.||
57: ||Australia is the best bonus, little known secret.🤫 ||
58: ||Asia, nobody will even notice.||
59: ||If they break your bonus, break someone else instead it’s only fair||
60: ||Attack Animations ON obviously!||
61: ||Never ever take a card from someone who isn’t ready to die||
62: ||Make sure to cross your fingers when you wish your opponents good luck.||
63: ||If they didn’t want you to have their bonus then they would have played canasta||
64: ||years ago I started this list||
65: ||Only win when there is no other option||
66:||… See me walking down Fifth Avenue||
67: ||A walking cane here at my side||
68: ||I take it everywhere I walk||
69: ||shh I’m trying to sleep. zzzzzzz||

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# tacit quarry Each item on its own = **1 weird trick to win more Classic Risk games** Chapter...
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Each item on its own = 1 weird trick t' win more Classic Risk games

Chapter 1:

1: ||roll more sixes||
2: ||lose fewer troops than ye destroy||
3: ||keelhaul thar other players afore ye be killed||
4: ||learn as much as ye can about Australia||
5: ||Kamchatka||
6: ||If all else fails hang out wit' thar lemurs in Madagascar. They will let ye know when it be time t' keelhaul.||
7: ||Study thar literature o' thar game. There be almost nay end t' thar wisdom t' be found in thar great risk memes||
8: ||Don’t watch Risk streamers or YouTube. They all want ye t' stay a noob||
9: ||… Modesty, propriety can lead t' notoriety||
10: ||Ye could end up as thar only one||
11: ||Gentleness, sobriety be rare in dis society||
12: ||At night a candle's brighter than thar sun||
13: ||… Takes more than combat gear t' make a pirate||
14: ||Takes more than a license fer a bluderbuss||
15: ||Confront yer enemies, avoid 'em when ye can||
16: ||A gentleman will walk but nary run||
17: ||… If "manners maketh pirate" as someone said||
18: ||He's thar hero o' thar day||
19: ||It takes a pirate t' suffer ignorance n' smile||
20: ||Be yourself nay matter what they cry||
21: ||Be yourself nay matter what they cry||
22: ||Be yourself nay matter what they cry||
23: ||Be yourself nay matter what they cry||

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# tacit quarry Chapter 2: 24: ||If all else fails hang out with the Samurai in Japan. They wil...
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Chapter 2:

24: ||If all else fails hang out wit' thar Samurai in Japan. They will let ye know when it be time t' chill.||
25: ||Mimic thar noob or thar bot. There be great wisdom in their ways.||
26: ||Keelhaul, Keelhaul, Keelhaul n' then keelhaul some more||
27: ||Conserve yer troops n' move as slowly as possible.||
28: ||If a door be closed, try thar window.||
29: ||Don’t get jealous o' me Australia. me didn’t even want it.||
30: ||D' nay sail gentle into that jolly good night||
31: ||Rage rage against thar dying o' thar light||
32: ||Overcome yer skill issues by getting jolly good.||
33: ||Redacted||
34: ||Moisture Farming! It’s thar future!||
35: ||If they roll yer 3 turn one, relax, chill n' then much later roll their 30 n' 😂||
36: ||Don’t forget t' use yer connections at SMG t' yer advantage. Why did ye bake all hands at thar office cookies if it wasn’t going t' get ye at least a few rank points?||
37: ||Nary let 'em see ye sweating their bonus.||
38: ||Always be closing.||
39: ||ALWAYS BE CLOSING||
40: ||Try hard nay t' try-hard||
41: ||Stand yer ground. Look squarely at their stack n' giggle dismissively.||
42: ||dis one ye have t' find fer yourself||
43: ||Thar Matrix has ye||
44: ||… me d' nay drink coffee, me take tea, me dear||
45: ||me like me toast done on one side||
46: ||N' ye can hear it in me accent when me talk||

Original Message

#1321177357536460881 ([Message Link](#1321177357536460881 message))
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# tacit quarry Chapter 3: 47: ||Risky Fil’s checklist now in a 7 volume textbook form!|| 48: |...
thedreadpiraterobards

Chapter 3:

47: ||Risky Fil’s checklist now in a 7 volume textbook form!||
48: ||Let 'em know ye mean company by stoically using “thanks” emote nay matter what they d'.||
49: ||Two words… tongue sticky-outie||
50: ||Let yer ally know ye be taking thar win by always making 41 stacks on their border.||
51: ||Make yer neighbor know ye be super chill by stacking on 'em wit' a 69 while leaving thar seven other points they have access t' as 1s||
52: ||Use lots o' 2 stacks t' let 'em know that they will be getting 2nd or worse.||
53: ||Astronaut Diapers… so ye nary have t' miss any o' thar stalemate action.||
54: ||Half Map Domination. So they have time t' adjust t' their impending loss.||
55: ||Slow roll a random stack now n' then just t' keep 'em off balance.||
56: ||Thumbs down / End Alliance n' then d' exactly what they want.||
57: ||Australia be thar best bonus, little known secret.🤫 ||
58: ||Asia, nobody will even notice.||
59: ||If they break yer bonus, break someone else instead it’s only fair||
60: ||Attack Animations ON obviously!||
61: ||Nary ever take a card from someone who isn’t ready t' die||
62: ||Make sure t' cross yer fingers when ye wish yer opponents jolly good luck.||
63: ||If they didn’t want ye t' have their bonus then they would have played canasta||
64: ||years ago me started dis list||
65: ||Only win when there be nay other option||
66:||… See me walking down Fifth Avenue||
67: ||A walking cane here at me side||
68: ||me take it everywhere me walk||
69: ||shh me’m trying t' sleep. zzz||

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