“General Biscuit just showed up on my Friends List”
#Phrases you don’t hear too often around the Risk-cord
dim island
dim island
“I just found this great streamer… I think it’s the Kill Ted strategy”
exotic mortar
"I quit this game because of Pete"
sharp briar
“Arco’s awesome!”
dim island
“Becky is with the good hair when she stands next to Fionn”
hybrid mortar
''the beginners in my game let my 6 stack pass so it was mutually beneficial for us both''
dim island
“I knew I was in a GM game when the players all fought over who got to leave Australia first”
hybrid mortar
“I knew I was in a GM game when the players all fought over who got to leave Aus...
Thats me, > have like 12 troops in or around australia > still try to leave
Move to siberia, see if anyone takes it until I have my cards, if not I take if yes well guess im nomad
dim island
“I won my life like I win at risk… by botting out.”
exotic mortar
"I got to FFA #1 by playing Grandmasters!"
dim island
“My risk rank is an accurate assessment of my skill.”
exotic mortar
"I love the current dice algorithms!"
dim island
“I started playing Risk after Youtube recommended some videos from: The Skill Issue Strategy”
exotic mortar
"Caps are not broken and they should stay the way they are now!"
olive elbow
Make sure to use the Napoleon crying emote when there is a 69 anywhere on your screen. This will let the others in game know you're sbout to go "HAM"
dim island
“If you don’t have all the emotes then you have already lost.”
sharp seal
“That was a great cap placement in Iceland.”
hybrid mortar
''There is no cheating top of the leaderboard''
''Statistically Katherine is the best Risk Player''
Argument can be made, most wins = best player
exotic mortar
"@umbral widget is a good Risk player"
dim island
“The network overhaul will usher in the 22nd century.”
umbral widget
"<@938746298734096394> is a good Risk player"
I was being violated while i had no internet
Does this also count as a phrase you don't hear so often?
dim island
“I’ve been playing La Conquête du Monde for sixty years. Don’t tell me how to noob slam! I know damn well how to noob slam!”
sharp seal
“The network overhaul will usher in the 22nd century.”
Or better yet, “The network overhaul is complete and the update will be released today.”
dim island
“Now that the network update is complete, SMG is pleased to announce new dice skins!”
dim island
“Thank You for your dedication and commitment to the part of “noob”. It was so believable when you doggedly harassed my positions everywhere on the board and slammed into me and only me turn after turn then finally rolled out all your remaining troops into me. It was just the kind of practice game I needed to accurately represent the kind of game I expect to face in my next tournament first round.”
hybrid mortar
dim island
“Risk idea: Hey SMG can we get a restroom in the lobby please? Some of these games take a long time to fill up.”
dim island
All Grandmasters in risk play flawlessly and are never an embarrassment to the game.
silk solstice
All Grandmasters in risk play flawlessly and are never an embarrassment to the g...
Here's some for ya 😄
"My favourite mode is speed blitz"
"My strategy was flawed and I lost because of that"
"the ai hit my territory because I defended it badly"
"I failed a capital roll in balanced blitz because I used <100% success rate"
"I felt great disappointment, shame and sympathy after killing everyone in one turn on progressive"
violet knoll
"My tourney game didn't end in a feed and was instead resolved through pure skill"
exotic mortar
"When people were practicing for a tourney, they didn't argue afterwards!"
dim island
“I regret that I have but one cap for you to roll turn one”
dim island
“My ally betrayed me twice so I gave them second”
“Long time YouTube watcher / first time parasocial twitch stalker”
“I came here for the Risk, but I stayed for the healthy discourse on current events in Kamchatka “
dim island
“In life like in Risk I’m zero carding till the board gives me second”
violet knoll
"I don't want Australia"
winter jewel
"I don't want Australia"
- thekillpetestrategy
dim island
"I don't want Australia"
“No I insist, Australia is yours. Please, give me a moment to roll my stacks down.”
dim island
“When they fed me the win in my tournament game, I skipped instead. I was already full.”