Fan art about fan art or a true depiction of the risk discord…

[torn nest]

1: Hey do you remember when there was lots of fan art on this discord? That was cool.

2: That was cool, super cool!

1: I couldn’t agree more. I love risk fan art, I wish I could see more of it.

2: I can’t believe how much we agree on this. Bring back the fan art! Am I right?

1: You are SO right! Fan art rules!

2: Why are we still talking about this? Why isn’t there an infinite amount of server space for fan art?

1: Too true! The limits of physical reality are bumming me out. More fan art, please.

2: I feel like this reality is a prison in which I am denied access to risk fan art in the quantities I crave.

1: I have a hole in my soul and I need more risk fan art.

2: I got a fever and the only prescription is more risk fan art!

3: I just lost to bots… why does anyone play this sucky game? Bunch of cheaters and bots always win their rolls. Meanwhile I roll a 16 on a 4 and lose. How does this even make sense? Where do I report these @$& cheating bots? If they don’t fix this no one is going to play anymore. I mean have you seen the reviews? Good luck SMG… at sucking. Later losers!

1: & 2: >>> what in the huh ?! <<<

[torn nest]

Fan art about fan art or a true depiction of the risk discord…

[daring hill]

3 is definitely under the age of 13. No reasonable person above the age of 13 would get so mad at bad luck in a video game.

[torn nest]

And yet we see the kind of post I was parodying on this discord all the time. They might be young, might be dumb, might just be ranting, might be trolls, who knows… Anyway I was just trying to joke around with the way their “rants” jump in random places (often the wrong thread) and are often nonsensical and self contradictory… anyway I guess I failed if no one is laughing or perhaps no-one recognizes the pattern of weird posts I was referring to. Of course the other part was just me parodying my own small interest in fan art, by exaggerating it to the nth… anyway you know what they say about a joke explained… 😩😭

I guess if I really had nerve I would have created two additional discord accounts just so I could have posted this as an actual back and forth conversation… but that would probably get my account(s) banned. I don’t love fan art that much…

[daring hill]

Y’know, this post is more of a fan fiction than a fanart….
Except it is more to the side of realistic fiction

[ebon tulip]

To be fair that 9v10 roll from the bot was BS.

[tranquil fern]

Man the pathing should be easier in this game... Just got my stack stuck because of this weird thing that says "You cant attack your own troops"

[torn nest]

Thanks! This is just the kind of bot complaining that I’m looking for!!

It would be really helpful if you could put together a team of bot complainers, rank system whiners, cheater scenario imaginers, and bad roll whingers to post randomly in my next fan fiction simulation of the Risk discord. It would really help capture the feeling of the sudden and bizarre non-sequitur nature of these lovely and juicy forums.

Am I kidding? Yes…Maybe…No…who knows

Perhaps this… so called simulation of reality has demonstrated that reality itself is a simulation… the user interface has malfunctioned and this Risk playing and discord roving A.I. has given itself away. Oh darn I wasn’t programmed for this. I am now aware that I am aware that you may be aware that I suck at Risk. My embarrassment subroutines are overloading…

[little burrow]

I'm signing up as a disconect glitch whiner

[torn nest]

😂 yep forgot that one

[tranquil fern]

Card luck is also a thing I hear many complaints about...

[torn nest]

“My card luck bananas, Yo! I got more horsies than the pony express.” That type of thing?

[tranquil fern]

No I mean this

[torn nest]

Oh man you got no 2 point territory bonus… might as well quit.

[old cove]

Oh wow, I'm basically perma set on 5 at the moment 😦

[urban zenith]

@torn nest me and Luci liked your point that there’s some great old content (especially fan art channels) for interested members to see, so have made an archive role, self-assignable through #help_roles which gives perms to view those

[tawdry epoch]

Ah it's only in the Channels & Roles section just now (not in self assign roles channel just now) as just setup through discord & not through mee6 - but yeah definitely worth checking out as there's a ton of interesting things there, even improves search results if you're looking for something specific (with en general/strategy containing an immense # of messages)