🗿・memes

[jaunty galleon]

fix your hitboxes gameloft

[hybrid fox]

[tranquil barn]

GL upper managment running to your current location just to tell you that you're fired:

[stuck agate]

The team:

[magic harbor]

MrSavage nuking his 1999

[eager solar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/565454075270004746/1039921342117580890/FB_IMG_1667822353134.jpg noooo

[restive bronze]

When GL Infiniti Black S Car hunt Changed To Furai Car Hunt

[crimson flax]

Asphalt 9 wall climbing realistic version🤣

[dry gyro]

: /

[autumn flower]

Me when i see another P2W season with useless cars

[oblique knoll]

last time we had glitched gt3 , now we have a car that can never run out of nitro

[silk sedge]

Hussar#9862 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[brazen tinsel]

Like this Porsche

[stuck agate]

The game trying so hard to sync with your mother for a whole minute:

[neon token]

me seeing bxr:

[tired forum]

Current situation on Swtich

[verbal orchid]

Rare footage of 350 Tokens Pack (rigged)

[magic harbor]

me on my way to leak this info

[graceful ravine]

Pov: people spamming your code to invite you

[blazing sedge]

Karmasphalt 9

[silk sedge]

Siddharth#6203 has been warned

Reason: post meme and not your mp race (for that we have #🎖・multiplayer channel)

KhoaVu#0491 has been warned

Reason: no other game content

[stuck agate]

Pov: lobby of jeskos and f5 in ghost ss about to destroy u

[novel void]

Unfair matchmaking: death

[frail forge]

Low effort but accurate

[jaunty galleon]

first special events, then drive syndicates, then legend pass and all of its perks, and now you can buy everything in the game without even needing to play...

[spare basin]

amazing

[tranquil barn]

Plot Twist: They're all staff

[jaunty galleon]

furai car hunt luck (I did like 20-25 races and got 2 blueprints)

[umbral spoke]

POV: you crash but the other players are still trash

[idle echo]

I got an heart attack when it suddently updated

[idle echo]

Yeah they look alike

[graceful temple]

My token wallet after I opened one premium garage pack to get one BMW Z4 bp:

[manic jewel]

Gameloft's business strategy

[quiet hamlet]

👽

[stuck agate]

bro using blue nitro on jump

[magic harbor]

"without a scratch"

[brazen river]

No truer words have been spoken on this server 🫡

[eager marsh]

You, yeah you, delete the cringe rn

[half valve]

the people in the cafés in Rome after i crash infront of them :

[stuck agate]

Pov: limited mp2 fuel, 0% key in keypax, 10 tc per ad pack, trash rewards, nerfing deals in store, increasing cost, inflation in clash, useless club milestones rewards, top 1-5% riot users having golded car already, 90% p2w game, playerbase dying increasing cheating.

[vague adder]

That ice tunnel with wallrides on greenland

[stuck agate]

not funny + a9 only

[stuck agate]

A9 Alien?
Driver 555, Alex, JagerMasterr? 🚫
This is the real alien 👽🐧

[errant mason]

when unga bunga hits the brain

[jaunty galleon]

he's top 1 on android too btw

[stuck agate]

Also gl:

The packs I want VS the packs I get

[half valve]

how the Onyx feels like against Chirons and Lykans in slipstream :

[graceful temple]

I used all of my luck

[quiet hamlet]

Bro u don't need to cut me off🤯

[tranquil barn]

that's a terrible use of luck my man, i used my luck on the w12 gp we had months ago, and that thing at least has the ability to do the elite b events, but you somehow got the worst possible place to luck spike possible, F.

[quiet hamlet]

Funni?

[tiny raptor]

Dev team be like: "oh snap...just double it...ain't nobody gon' see notin'"

[graceful temple]

Ik but my luck just spike up for no reason at all
(ignore image)

[oblique knoll]

be young , wild n free like this saleen .

[cunning spire]

Oof

[vocal spoke]

In the process of nerfing rewards to encourage more spending, you accidentally nerfed so hard, you made the P2P pass redundant.

[knotty nacelle]

Spongebob: Corvette GS
Patrick: Corvette ZR1
Squidward: Corvette C8
Gary: Corvette C7R

[restive bronze]

DS6 Is coming soon in Nutshell:

[silk sedge]

Gút Chóp#6292 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[silk sedge]

Gút Chóp#6292 has been warned

Reason: bypass in reaction

[worthy hollow]

When you're happy that there's free try in BoS - Keys, which you think you're going to get them

[stuck agate]

that's not a9 meme and it's not funny

[lofty yarrow]

This is not a bypass...

[silk sedge]

QUANDLE DINGLE👻😈🤑😷🥸😅🤣😭😀😠😨😫🤯#8091 has been warned

Reason: not a a9 meme

Cheah the Cinderace#1447 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Pureskillissues#1290 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

[silk sedge]

Pureskillissues#1290 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

Pureskillissues#1290 has been banned for 3 days

Reason: Too many infractions

Banned until · Nov 20, 2022, 5:44 PM

[silk sedge]

extreme demon#8285 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[bold drift]

well tbh google 'the black car' and sure enough you get it 🤩 what a beast

[idle echo]

This will be me after i get those

[stuck agate]

That one gl employee who snuck it in as hint to not whale this bos:

[silk sedge]

🚫 Member not found

extreme demon#8285 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

[supple idol]

mmmm ah yes BMw

[tiny raptor]

When the game gently reminds you that you urgently need tokens...

[austere dock]

Asphalt 9 Twitter be like after Twitter being shut down

[silk sedge]

Floresdorf#1765 has been warned

Reason: not a meme (post meme and not your lap time)

[modest harness]

this game does not recognize my existence haha

[oblique knoll]

whatsapp car or king lacer ?

[blazing sedge]

bit late

[quasi sigil]

Me thinking to get this card...
But i know i never cross 13210Rep🥲

[novel void]

POV: you are the 570s and see this catching slipstream line behind you

[grizzled ocean]

F

[tranquil barn]

A9 NPC logic

[stuck agate]

Ohio GL ong

[unreal cliff]

7 yo me explaining to my parents why a9 tokens can help me with school subjects

[wheat coyote]

What u do if u see this in a race?

[half valve]

me when i crash but A89 is in the lobby

[stuck agate]

Gl sitting down watching us murder our tokens on this bos while planning another one after another:

[half valve]

GL to literally anyone of its user base :

[eager marsh]

#🗿・memes moment

[upbeat nexus]

meme in itself

[wanton matrix]

[obsidian timber]

New update

[neon token]

when someone pushes you in such a way that you wreck on a wall and it doesnt count as a knockdown so you dont respawn with nitro

[elfin bough]

new ban speedrun wr less gooo

[restive bronze]

When you have 84 bps class s LP car but your tokens are out

[grizzled ocean]

Praying for Good luck in packs be like:

[neon token]

future legend pass leaks (season benefits)

[neon token]

beginning of a race in jungle mp:

[austere dock]

Raging bull? More like

[stuck agate]

💀

[stuck agate]

Interesting...

[stuck agate]

Mtms reaction when ssckey locked behind all bos cars+sc20 max:

[stuck agate]

C h A l L e N g E t H e C o R n E r S

[wise karma]

Oh really?

[jaunty galleon]

based 2089 on evora

[stuck agate]

Same thing to me

[wise karma]

How on earth are you GL 13 with 62 cars?

[solid citrus]

Should there be more cars or less cars?
I don't upgrade the ones I don't use

[twin carbon]

wht is you sentence grammar emoji image meaning me is confused
ignore image

[modern parcel]

GL upcoming new DS car

[odd sluice]

Lamborghini sc20 is so beautifull

[stuck agate]

Pov: More like "challenging at corners"

[stuck agate]

I know how you feel bro 🫂

I have been stuck on this since last BOS 😢

[grizzled ocean]

Not much of a meme but press F for respects 😭

[empty tendon]

Coming back after year of disgust quit (like a rage quit, but slightly, just really slightly almost unnoticeably different) to try what is new, desperately seeking a slightest hint of improvement: Why meme channel since this game is one huge meme based on misused template? Why don't you just rename server? Also, where is #feedback channel? Every other game server has it, why not this one..? (Rhetoric question since answer ain't no secret...) 😘

[stuck agate]

Car hunt packs be like:

[stuck agate]

😳

[zenith sleet]

The kd’ing must count as violence 😅

[wanton matrix]

🍿🦛

[onyx pumice]

One’s a scam outright, and has less than a 0.1% chance to be useful, and the other has a higher chance of being useful/getting your money’s worth. In short, one’s a scam, the other’s a gamble

[glossy fable]

Not Funny. Didn't Laugh

[blazing sedge]

more like "kinda annoying" rather than "unacceptable"

[stuck agate]

Me looking at y'all post unfunny memes

[tight orchid]

ngl I think I have it worse

[zenith sleet]

Not really, that car is cursed. Everyone who uses it loses

[mellow solar]

Me thinking i finally got the slowest time in a race, and then seeing a guy with 30 minutes below me:

[vocal eagle]

Please Gameloft give me 1 blueprint for zenvo

[stuck agate]

@safe yacht :👀

Ignore img

[stuck agate]

life is hard ( somehow i pass this by opening the pack and max it )

[lethal crane]

That moment when you realize you’re 14 (going into 15 in 2 months also age reveal!!!!!!!) and unsure if you’re allowed to get this
Not really a meme, just wanted to know if Im allowed to get this

[cunning dune]

🗿 learn to read

[nimble jackal]

🏎️🏎️🏎️

[stuck agate]

BabyRage other people spend tokens on GP BabyRage how unfair BabyRage

[blazing sedge]

no offense but

[stuck agate]

Meanwhile GL be like

[craggy crescent]

Same as I think (ignore image)

[stable zealot]

Key packs in a nutshell

[stuck arrow]

You mean Zenvo and fenyr? Because those are harder to get if you didn t play their se, slr and zr1 should also be added, terzo is in legend store lol(Ignore image)

[brazen tinsel]

I have been waiting for 5 months for 5 blueprints
*Le GL: We will make you wait for more 5 months

[strong ridge]

Supra

[stuck agate]

People waiting for f5 packs be like

[bold drift]

🤣 the car itself is the meme

[quasi sigil]

Buy 5 tokens for 50 tokens in granprix practice🥹

[magic harbor]

🐈 🍞

[wanton matrix]

How dare he 😭

[neon token]

that one guy using 2 star bolwell in mp:

[stuck agate]

Feuerrm missing out all those tempting $2 deals and lp this whole time and still f2p:

[neat obsidian]

the golden league MP experience

[rocky otter]

Böyle iş mi olur amk ya

[stuck agate]

Certified Asphalt 9 normal MP lobby
Cre. Noir/Drama (ReV pf) discord sv

[cunning dune]

this is a certified career moment

[cunning dune]

Confused Screaming

[stuck agate]

When u saved every single token for bos throughout the yr but u still cant afford completing se

[south shore]

off topic meme.not funny

[austere dock]

Black Friday Packs

[stuck agate]

me after checking this channel (there's nothing funny)

[knotty nacelle]

Unbreakable MP when?

||Unbreakable series: Classic Series without KD||

[wise karma]

Golden Huracan and A9 ITA pro players be like...

[restive bronze]

ZR1 and SLR in Garage level when?

ZR1 and SLR MP Gold and Plat League Pack gives you TC without ZR1 and SLR

[wise karma]

I got all the funny I need...

[knotty nacelle]

When you still don't get Tuatara key after burning 20k tokens

[restive bronze]

When You Buy Tuatara Key Pack for 30k tokens but still no key and runout your Tokens

[near summit]

GameLoft’s drop rate being like:

[golden flame]

ds trash tense in jungle mp

[brazen river]

Scariest message someone can receive

[stuck agate]

Those who dont play gp:

[silk sedge]

turkeylegs4lyfe#8514 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

[modern parcel]

When you sandbag But end up getting players with high ⭐ cars 🙂

[tropic trellis]

car hunt pack moment

[novel ferry]

MY EYES!!!

[empty seal]

Imagine this in Multi-player...
Everybody in the lobby:

[stuck agate]

always ford unfocused:)

[rapid herald]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/989724315111030825/image0.gif

[stuck agate]

:)

[neat obsidian]

how about

[austere dock]

☠️

[lucid flame]

Way gl use fack émoji ?

[stuck agate]

Skill issue, 2* can even do 41

[silk sedge]

Ahmad Kamaludin#8893 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

[strong ridge]

[stuck agate]

i just want to search 488 and seeing this WHEEZE

[strong ridge]

Finally maxed

[glossy fable]

Now make it golden

[wanton matrix]

Yes save tokens for F5 when you don’t have 918 because someone said so 🤷

[stuck agate]

me after seeing "3 tokens added to your bank" for 53th time

[stuck agate]

The game giving epics:

[brazen river]

1/100 eips needed

[late crane]

use this at any possible moment ||(or don't use it and use the reactions idk🐡🦛)||
edit:damn discord compressed the quality badly

[stuck agate]

Gl trolling us when theres no ssc purple decal:

[worldly spire]

[Insert Classical Music here]🎼

[brazen tinsel]

Nothing to say
Bye bye key 🗝️🔐

[strong ridge]

No

[mortal prism]

black friday moment

[languid kestrel]

what the?

[stuck agate]

Sir this channel is for asphalt 9 memes only

[odd sluice]

#⚡・community-media during packs with keys be like:

[graceful hamlet]

Meanwhile me who got tutu key in just 720 tokens
And jesko key in 600 tokens

[storm kettle]

Average Romanian clan and player

[near summit]

Boom, Me, a random Floridian citizen has joined that chat, this might be scarier than the Soviet Union forming again

[sharp musk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/1047114233302765568/unknown.png

[calm oxide]

Black Friday be like:

[golden flame]

tuatara femboy

[stuck agate]

That one whale who spent more than 100k tokens and continuing

[empty seal]

When you decide to complete the Season Missions...
The Mission and don't have 2⭐ car:

[graceful ravine]

Droprates in a nutshell

[oblique knoll]

where is advert calander event in a9 ? its dec 1 already 😭

[restive bronze]

Same

[mortal prism]

well...

[grand flame]

DzuNa#5198 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

[wise karma]

"in a NUTshell"

[stuck agate]

Gl to everyone rn:

[autumn fox]

Brr brrrrr

[bleak sundial]

Ain't no way bruh

[stuck agate]

Pov: you only play a9 and nolife

[neon token]

A9 Veterans: Gameloft please make the game better for starters
Also A9 veterans when they release a car hunt for a starters car:

[bronze pivot]

2x more prizes

[stuck agate]

That, but on top1 and5% on riots

[neat obsidian]

and now we have huracan

[grand flame]

sc0rpz#2007 has been warned

Reason: stealing other people's memes and reposting + bypass (clown) (stealing memes r not allowed)

[jaunty galleon]

Bro... nuke in Ukraine? (I live there)

[cursive geode]

Russia will not send nuke on Ukraine because it is stupid
Ignore image

[glossy fable]

Ma guy did not have Meme Stealing Licences

[drowsy night]

:0

[golden spire]

rtx 6090 consuming 1000 watts to run a9 at 120 fps (ignore image)

[magic harbor]

problem of the rich

[hybrid fox]

Hmmm? 🤔

[stuck agate]

Gl to that one employee who gave away that 75k deal

[brazen tinsel]

Chinese version moment 💀🥴

[stuck agate]

the driver as soon you crash

[stuck agate]

Leaked pic of a9 servers

[strong ridge]

😐

[stuck agate]

Reaction of our tokens balance after spending on bos packs

[blazing sedge]

4-6* tuatara with no key in a nutshell

[austere dock]

What the

[golden flame]

arash af10 in asphalt 8 / arash af10 in asphalt 9

[full mica]

average Imola race

[novel void]

Hold up

The real a9 knockoff

[neat obsidian]

This is a A9 Knock 0ff

[knotty nacelle]

GL: *adding Ohio map in A9
Fiziks:

[novel void]

Nobody

That one Venom F5 in Himalayas freefall map:

[dusky solar]

No idea for anything better, will post something better soon enough

[graceful sonnet]

No way I gotta take the gameloft medicine

[stuck agate]

When players slowly throw u off track in classic/jungle:

[neat obsidian]

man.

[golden flame]

it's ctrl c + ctrl v this is the starter DS car

[oak tulip]

10% of noob first-time MP1 experiences

[stuck agate]

Gameloft wth is this :weirdchamp:

[north sequoia]

Bro is tryna get that sneaky air speed

[knotty nacelle]

Please don't!!
I warn you!!

[stuck agate]

Pretty sure vision in Pakistani (Urdu is the language name, BOZO) is Nazariya

[rapid igloo]

This is what We want it 🤣😂

[stuck agate]

Them to us rn

[knotty nacelle]

Classic Mode be like:

[restive bronze]

Tuatara Key pack be like:

[brazen tinsel]

You forget about this car

[twin carbon]

so as this

[stuck agate]

Playing MP races for daily task:

[robust quarry]

Playing MP for trade coins

[neat obsidian]

Play MP just for fun

[late crane]

Playing mp to waste fuel

[wary gyro]

Playing mp to waste phone battery

[spiral perch]

.

[brazen river]

Playing mp to produce more CO2

[wary gyro]

Playing multiplayer to knock other people down and make them quit the game

[stuck agate]

Playing MP because you have no life

[cunning spire]

Playing mp for literally no reason:

[neon token]

when you flatspin against the same huracan 5 different times and no kd

[little topaz]

Playing MP for season tasks

[wary gyro]

Playing mp to get wild cards from milestone rewards to star up cars to improve your garage level

[oak tulip]

Record for most unamused achieved

[stuck agate]

Playing mp to spam forfeit

[little topaz]

Well, I actually did that cos I wanted to 2 star my bolwell

(Ignore image)

[feral niche]

`

[simple dust]

Not even play MP

[stuck agate]

Deleting mp:

[zenith sleet]

Playing mp because your life has no purpose

[brazen river]

Deleting A9:

[neat obsidian]

Deleting your OS
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/1049100443239862352/Chad.gif

[blazing harness]

Playing MP to rage, hence raising my blood pressure to safe levels.

[supple idol]

Epitome of Gaeming (First post got Emoji Bait deleted rip)

[full mica]

if u know, u know
||same car with nerfed handling||

[near summit]

Playing MP to make others rage and quit playing multiplayer

[neon token]

playing career

[empty seal]

Whenever Gameloft makes mistakes in their updates...
People:

[brazen river]

Destroying the phone:

[obsidian timber]

Only 1% of people

[brazen river]

Playing mp to waste energy to reduce blood sugar to acceptable levels

[crisp loom]

Aston Martin Vulcan ❤️ Ferrari FXX-K

[timid wharf]

[knotty nacelle]

Average players in Gold League lobby

[crystal minnow]

I don't know what to do

[grand flame]

Данил Истратов🇷🇺#8574 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[brazen river]

Bro this aint a place to get poltical
(Ignore image)

[grand flame]

『X²』•Star#4358 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

[golden flame]

oh yeah it's the A9 king

[brazen river]

Playing mp for free anger management therapy

[timid wharf]

bad quality edited

[fickle glen]

Playing mp to touch grass:

[stuck agate]

Scrolling through tabs to kill time

[mellow flame]

Me thinking i can unlock Jesko for free on a9 because i have unlocked it on a8. Meanwhile my progress on a9

[feral niche]

us after playing this dumb p2w game for 10 hours straight and then talking about how bad it is

[stuck agate]

Deleting mp

[golden flame]

a example:

[rotund kraken]

cheat activated

[bold drift]

shutting down Discord, MP, A9 and GL to touch grass

[neon token]

random players after they suggest a vehicle with better stats than class-a vehicles and calling it high end class-d:

[lethal crane]

Totally balanced and fair

[neat obsidian]

meanwhile in another universe

[blazing harness]

Playing MP to finally put my broken controller out of its misery as I launch it across the room in rage.

[grand flame]

Azhar#6969 has been warned

Reason: bypass

Azhar#6969 has been warned

Reason: also change ur nickname (contains banned word)

[zenith sleet]

Is this real (ignore the image

[strong ridge]

Just a fact

[brazen river]

Me reacting to the very relatable mp memes

[timid wharf]

What I get from MP league packs:

[neat obsidian]

graphic design is my passion

[golden flame]

this is a bugatti chiron after to race venoms and tuataras in jungle mp

= repair and buff the bugatti chiron to angaist vandas corvettes and huracans

[tulip spoke]

I hope this meme is allowed

[twin carbon]

idk why i actually suggested this but 😡

[stuck agate]

idk

[neat obsidian]

fly destination: Shangai

[elfin bough]

Someone once said, there is no intelligent life on this planet. Well I can confirm their theory

[burnt spoke]

When you realize it has already happened:

[empty tendon]

I dare to say these rewards are crime against humanity 😉

[dreamy epoch]

I've treid so hard...

[karmic perch]

💀 '

[modest harness]

give me a decent reward then we can talk about human rights

[brazen river]

Gamloft: does anything
Discord:

[stuck agate]

Installing a9 to delete it

[restive bronze]

next car hunt is CCGS and it’s confirmed

[brazen river]

Reinstalling it to have the pleasure of uninstalling again

[stuck agate]

Deleting game from all stores

[blazing harness]

Not installing the game to begin with.

[brazen river]

Not having a device to install with

[golden flame]

this is a better car hunt

[neat obsidian]

not even have internet to download it

[stuck agate]

Uninstalling gl

[tranquil barn]

GL managment after giving out 3 Pagani Huayra BC BPs

[brazen river]

Not being procreated to do anything

[stuck agate]

idk x2

[golden flame]

if ea makes more p2w asphalt 9:

[normal bridge]

ceasing to exist

[glossy fable]

POV: You're Using A Veyron (A Worst Zenvo) And Just Saw A Jesko On MP

[full mica]

I even see them in my nightmares

[graceful temple]

The feeling when you sold the iPhone XR to buy the Samsung Galaxy A53 5G for better performance and Android is way better than iOS but forgot to transfer account data that you spent almost 2 years in it to the new phone:

[knotty nacelle]

POV: Top 100 MP

[karmic perch]

no offense

[restive bronze]

POV: Noir Friday or Black Friday ends week and GL never add Patch notes today

[supple idol]

Please don't make it to Christmas GL

[torn fossil]

a9 discord members on their way to suggest the Supra for the 1134th time

[supple idol]

@tribal nymph I'm sorry little one

[golden flame]

"the matchmaking in asphalt 9 is fair"

the matchmaking:

[sage sluice]

Centenario is a dead clown

[stuck agate]

Nuking 60k tokens for these bos packs

[supple idol]

Casual Patchnotes Slander

[blazing harness]

Horse and Buggy. Leaked DS7 vehicle. S-Class 6 Stars. $2250 for unlock.

[round fable]

y'all can not play if it triggers you so much

[stuck agate]

Gl ready to throw a p2w event destroying patch notes hype:

[tight orchid]

Dissing 1v1 tourney? Sounds like a skill issue ngl

[karmic perch]

say asphalt street storm in shortcut

[stuck agate]

And you still ended up losing to the 👽 in the TVR, didn't you?

Ignore img

[stuck agate]

Waiting for Patch Notes to react with 🚮

[obsidian timber]

pay 2 win

[golden flame]

i won but with hacks

[warm badger]

Gameloft after every DS event

[tranquil barn]

Repost Detected!

[brazen river]

The discord rn:

[supple idol]

me this morning:

[twin carbon]

:weirdchamp:

[grand flame]

Hydra497107#1521 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[brazen river]

Give patch notes

[grand flame]

CrudDriver#6155 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[jaunty galleon]

if you don't get the joke:
||at the bottom, the symbols organised themselves into "tu2" (tutu, tuatara)||
not meant to be too funny

[elfin bough]

targeted group for this offer:

[oblique knoll]

pic 1: stats from nox fury
pic 2 : the buggatis start to panic since all of them have good nitro but bolide has terrible nitro
pic 3 : sr1 the gigachad is prasing bolide

[blazing harness]

Blinking after activating Bolide’s nitro and realizing it’s gone be like…

[golden flame]

true 👍

[autumn flower]

1 of 2, or the bolide have a horrible nitro or has a powerful enough shockwave to be a great car or a king

[brazen river]

Me hoping it has trash nitro so whales cry

[stray bronze]

so true lol

[stuck agate]

Bolide in Ghost ss:

[karmic perch]

Bro stole h.h video 💀

[twin carbon]

🤓 ♻️ 🚮

[blazing harness]

In the ring tonight we have John Cena facing off against Bugatti Bolide’s Nitro.

[stuck agate]

nitro stats on this car is just a joke

[wanton matrix]

Me trying to find A9 related content in #🏎・general

[stuck agate]

True.
At this point it's Genshin server

[golden flame]

i found you in the real life

[subtle dock]

Look its so cool colors PINKY GOLD

[languid kestrel]

Rip koenigsegg gemera

[fresh ginkgo]

[blazing harness]

GameLoft after reading the demands of the players and realizing “we could make money by selling patch notes.”

[elfin bough]

Guys breaking news a9's fizik creator's homecountry has problems

[stuck agate]

me when i knock down the same player that knocked me down

[supple idol]

man, a9 car suggestion made me go in game to check again rq, what the heck

[stuck agate]

Just one of Danny VG's many investment portfolios

[languid kestrel]

RIP tuatara...

[ember sage]

would any drive this car in the game

[lethal crane]

wait till this guy shows up

[burnt spoke]

POV: You take a joke seriously

Let's veto the event pass

[gilded remnant]

🦛 💨

[wise karma]

Where did u get the patch notes?

[glossy fable]

Patch Notes : Finally Out

Faraday Future FF01 waiting to be appeared :

[dreamy epoch]

when u see Peugeot 9x8 acceleration in patch notes

[graceful hamlet]

gameloft at its finest

[golden flame]

another trash event 🗑️

[queen flame]

LMAO

[stuck agate]

People spamming " where patch notes" until it finally comes:

[golden flame]

the upcoming legend pass car:

[tranquil barn]

Players: Awww, no advent calendar this year, that's a shame.
The Christmas event we would most likely get, knowing GL's past actions:

[lethal crane]

Me in MP when somebody is about to do a knockdown on me but they crash into a barrier instead

[stuck agate]

where a9 belongs to

[blazing harness]

Leaked footage of how GameLoft decided to make Bugatti Bolide’s nitro 12.34

[blazing sedge]

when 8GB space isn't enough to redownload the game in order to update

[stuck agate]

Bolide recovering out of offroad after .01s of nitro

[supple idol]

ah yes i love tokens

[late crane]

do you know when the SE for this car is coming? I really need it 3*🦛

[tight orchid]

Bugatti Bolide

[stuck agate]

The drift:

[lethal crane]

can’t tell if this is a good thing or bad thing

[fresh ginkgo]

What?

[brazen tinsel]

Again no new career season

[neon token]

Why upgrade rank different when they're literally the same vehicle lmao

[stuck arrow]

Even Reddit knows A9 is a waste of time

[magic harbor]

L bozo

[wise karma]

What the hek is that icon doing? Is it gonna be another p2w m o r o n pass?

[dusky solar]

Don't tell me its already done

[karmic perch]

🇱 I still don't get it why people likes to still memes from the internetz

[tranquil barn]

My honest reaction to the "Pro Tips"

[golden flame]

true i have 50 mbps of internet and appears this

[late crane]

why people are still doing this to tuatara 🦛

[supple idol]

we now know why he's so rich in game and can spend money like paper:

he's Andrew Tate

[jaunty galleon]

now that's why he said "I maxed my irl garage already"

[brazen river]

Me: hears the purgeot 9x8
My brain: 72

[pseudo cave]

Bolide family meeting😔

[stuck agate]

Till u realize its nitro not enough to boil anything

[stuck agate]

Everyone else who golded it:

[neon token]

hah, career is so easy. s class beginner rn? lol i doubt it will get hard

[cinder vessel]

Tradition meets future:

[knotty nacelle]

"Pro tips" after clicking car's BP

[fickle glen]

||Gotta give the props to Ares for the highest accel in C Class tho||

[elfin bough]

Ip leaked + touchdriving caught in 4K 📸

[karmic perch]

it's here

[grand flame]

Monstah#6680 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[restive bronze]

New players unlocking tuatara in level 6 garage in nutshell

[stuck agate]

Ah yes very usefull info

[stuck agate]

when you are too lazy at your work.

[knotty nacelle]

12 days of Christmas event: *exist
Players who have maxed their Emira when Bri'ish Season 2.0:

(||If you want to grind for TC, it's okay||)

[restive bronze]

Holiday stocking Pack in nutshell:

[karmic perch]

for people who can't get the tutu

[twin carbon]

🚮

[golden flame]

1. video stealed 🗿

2 and i found you house

[stuck agate]

The designers ran out of time, and didn't bother completing the rear

[fickle glen]

Centodieci-

[icy sedge]

:/

[burnt spoke]

When a 12 day countdown doesn't last 12 days

[crude ledge]

There are 2 types of SCG 003s

1. The OG
2. Also OG

[burnt spoke]

But GL changed the name to Glickenhaus

[stuck agate]

Us in club clash

[primal comet]

what people see vs what i see

[glossy fable]

And Yes. 720S GT3 has a insane blue nitro bug on a8

[ashen cedar]

Therre is a one imposter among us

[upbeat nexus]

thats how its ment to look (ignore image)

[blazing harness]

When the knew supposed ‘king’ is just as bad as everyone had thought.

[upbeat mica]

but if they are identical ._.

[stuck agate]

Buggati Bolide nitro tank real

[primal comet]

at least it wont be as big a cockroach as Huracan

||(pro tip: krita lowkey sucks at text editing (no SemiBold for fonts), plus i cant believe the logo took 30 whole minutes to make)||

[glossy fable]

🦛

[stuck agate]

I aint driving someone who uses "<3"

[echo robin]

10 Dollars for a decal is CRAZY 😭😭😭

[nimble shell]

My honest reaction the the bolide blueprint memes

[fickle glen]

And there still hasn't been an Audi added to the game-

[stuck agate]

PSA: 3 star Bacalar will NOT be enough for the career flag

[cursive geode]

Enough

[gentle finch]

The police: Alright, time to turn into a Mitsubishi Lancer Evo!

[spark olive]

When you already have 3s 765lt but you don't have enough sc for unlocking bacalar

[novel void]

me who already have 7 bacalar bps earlier since I completed all legend pass chapters and missions during British season. (unlock guaranteed)

[stuck agate]

Weak

[sly reef]

my country currency be like : 4x times than your currency
(ignore da image )

[echo robin]

LMAOO Bocchi !!!

[stuck agate]

And the best car to keep a secret identity is a yellow roofless Bentley 👍

[empty seal]

Car Manufacturers when their best cars are ruined by giving bad stats by Gameloft:

[restive bronze]

Old Players who have 1* 765LT earlier unlocked since during Bring The Heat DS5 Season 3* guaranteed

[south shore]

POV:You have strong wifi and still suffer from sync issue

[tight orchid]

Me who already has it 3* it and will 4* it for free

[restive bronze]

From The Ashes? More Like From The Wallets? Sorry for About Tushek No cost Upgrade

[elfin bough]

uhm is the owner of the car gay or something...?

[brisk birch]

ok drop rate

[stuck agate]

The dev who programmed the message:

[stuck agate]

a f2p's nightmare

[blazing harness]

If that’s a nightmare I’m not sure I even want to know what this is classified as.

[blazing harness]

GameLoft reading the countless complaints of the player base and not giving a care in the world.

[karmic perch]

Kids

[stuck agate]

ds6:

[cursive geode]

Me in Russia not having ads at all

[golden flame]

reasons for asphalt 8 is betther than asphalt 9 (rip vanda and gs)

[oblique knoll]

pic 1 : me raging no relay packs , codin calming me down ( 2022)
pic 2 : me congrating codin for being ceo and asking him why the relays are always added after p2w sc offers are added ( 2034)
pic 3: me still asking codin why the sc relays arent added on the first day ( 2123)

[wet pine]

[jagged summit]

Me: “I wish we had a new good car people can afford and no P2W hard events”
Me 2 seconds later:

[dusky palm]

GL making sure that unlucky F2Ps don't get to play more in the DS

[tight orchid]

Maybe you'd make it farther if you 2⭐ 'd your praga instead of going for 3⭐

[fickle pecan]

Me selling the stupid 12 bp after getting 2* praga

[brazen river]

People arguing about DS vs me who appreciates getting bacalr for career

[bold drift]

you could ask

[boreal pollen]

POV you race in Buenos Aires

[cunning dune]

thing that you will never see

[fringe pine]

no mclaren packs in syndicate store, no credit heist, only credit card

[stuck agate]

No relays

[undone trail]

Low-class C car for LP

[graceful temple]

The community: complain about the game and the DS6
Me already left the game after Android incident, watching all the memes:

[urban aurora]

WHY?

[timid wharf]

Nissan Beef Nismo RC Yes

[stuck agate]

Credit heist today:

[knotty nacelle]

When you opened A9 and there was no Credit Heist:

[autumn blaze]

scammed

[twin carbon]

literally made up for danny vg

[stuck agate]

.

[jaunty tide]

Yes danny vg will buy it in a hope that this purchase can give him some syndicate coins.

[light harbor]

although the switch is a downgrade, i still like it more than pc because yes

[late crane]

i can't read the a9 message part because of the quality and possibly no one can☠️||(ignore image>Moyais allowed)||

[vivid echo]

Me who only play Ultima SE for resources and don't have Onyx starway:

[lofty yarrow]

😈

[stuck agate]

The devs ready to lock it behind pass

[restive bronze]

[brazen river]

Guess i have to wait till next mp1 😭

[strong ridge]

Logic 🐳

[empty seal]

POV: Your are driving Bolide in MP2 and you suddenly used Shockwave on ramp
The Car:

[stuck arrow]

Looks like you need these 😂

[wet pine]

DS 💯

[late crane]

🐋

[neon token]

what if I told you this thing can do floaties 5-10kmh above regular drift speed

[onyx pulsar]

Isn't this supposed to be in a9

[stuck agate]

si

[wise karma]

Sadge

[oblique knoll]

when would gl learn , that more generous earns them more money ?

[worthy sky]

we all look like clowns to GL 😅

[karmic perch]

🗿

[jolly marten]

golden ends soon

[austere dock]

made it better

[dreamy epoch]

aint clickin' yet!

[stuck agate]

Everyone logging in the game to buy em:

[spare hawk]

I guess I have seen too many of this meme
(Sorry for bad editing)

[median shadow]

💀

[sterile steppe]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1020386212890021908/1054827004853227640/caption.gif

[brazen river]

Live view of the devs who made a the ultima rerun just a way for older players to gold car and lock out new players with unobtainable key

[stray bronze]

better?

[quasi sigil]

Police switching into an EVO☠️

[grand flame]

The Good Ol Funfact Bot!#0220 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Novice_puppet#3264 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

[wet pine]

[empty seal]

I don't know why I am thinking that Ultima RS with this Decal is going to get invisible in Shanghai...

[karmic perch]

🤓

[empty seal]

No more Lancer Cops...

[worthy sky]

RIP

[dry gyro]

Asphalt 9 is for everyone

[burnt spoke]

Is the second Nio decal new? (Haven't seen it before)

[stuck agate]

And there's no packs for this too 😭

[wise karma]

Carhunts in near future
(Ignore image)

[karmic perch]

Definitely for everyone

[lament mantle]

This feeling 🫶

[ashen cedar]

True! (Ignore image)

[urban aurora]

Where are 5000 clash coins?

[blazing harness]

The only way to describe moments like these.

[round fable]

Nothing is gonna stop me!

[stuck agate]

Community to gl be like when they were promised relays today:

[knotty nacelle]

#758350934983442473 in a nutshell

[restive bronze]

When GL Said Promised for Relay Packs Coming Tomorrow but they never coming Relay Packs

[golden flame]

stop steal memes and i have your truck 🗿

[blazing harness]

This took quite a bit to make so I hope y’all appreciate it. 😁

[empty seal]

Told y'all so...

[empty seal]

Gameloft never learn from their mistakes.....

[solid citrus]

Basically every race in platinum league this season

[faint finch]

Well, what am I going to do now? I can't upgrade my car. I can't do anything

[dusky palm]

Have you done the credit races? You should be able to get bps from that. If you've already finished all the credit races you can do, and still can't star up, then...

[stuck agate]

Plot twist: ||they have..🤑||

[ancient chasm]

Asphalt9 players when they unlocked the ssc tuatara by spending 120 tokens :

[wanton matrix]

How GL thinks we will react

[ashen cedar]

I think i know where this is going

[karmic perch]

MY EYEs-

[narrow elbow]

dw guys the ultima rs key is only 8 dollars,they are so nice😊

[wet pine]

Investigate this!

[junior citrus]

gambling in a9 be like:

[wanton matrix]

🐞 🐞 🐞

[lost token]

Running on air be like...

[ancient chasm]

Okay I think my favorite car looks cursed

[supple idol]

I even find Apollo bps for credits and i wont buy them

[brazen tinsel]

Money run in Osaka be like

[neon token]

can't even play a9 in ohio 💀 💀

[tight orchid]

||they couldn't have just made another relay ||

[sick sorrel]

Fr, multiplayer be messed up in ohio

[cunning dune]

the game if Gameloft didn't paywall everything

[supple idol]

Bolide perfect nitro activation range is thiccer than my ego

[austere dock]

who want chocolate milk

[neon token]

A9 players: actually suggesting cool vehicles that would be awesome if it were added
A8 rn:

[signal fable]

While everyone is grinding for TreZor.
Me :

[narrow elbow]

Die or make ds6 fair to everyon-

Asphalt execs:

[mint relic]

Pov: you are a newbie and buy these:
Average+ players:

[graceful ravine]

Nah GL that is straight up disrespectful 😭 😭 😭

[wet pine]

Men of culture!

[languid kestrel]

bug god game....

[grand flame]

MCWhlooper#5834 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[wanton matrix]

eDiTiNg 🥴

[stuck agate]

hold up is saleen s1 actually ds e-tense but better?!?!?

[brazen river]

Me when they are two different classes of performance

[bold umbra]

Your average ''skilled'' Asphalt 9 player

[stuck agate]

😂 😂

[stuck agate]

TRUE

[wanton matrix]

Here fixed your meme 🦛

[crude ledge]

When Gameloft try to make limited time packs into an ad in order to claim.

[stuck agate]

Locked all cars

[golden flame]

1. this is a abusive image form the p2w is better in this trash game

2. this is the ds e tense in my point of view 🗑️

[median shadow]

Fixed

[stuck agate]

Ah, yes! Christ bad word

[restive bronze]

Luckily I have that car in BTS Season

[sharp musk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/1054764695640354846/Capture.JPGa9meme.JPG

[shell fiber]

Ajajaj

[supple idol]

that is the most pixelated blurry fuzzy key ive ever seen (ignore image)

[oblique turret]

car seggs

[empty seal]

Shiny Butts...

[golden flame]

i hate this meme go to your truck

[dusky solar]

Where the funny

[median shadow]

💀

[hybrid fox]

🥲

[wet pine]

The spending on this car is MEME worthy!

[stuck agate]

Locked a9

[karmic perch]

I hope you have a great Christmas now die

[warped hawk]

Annual account refresh of a9

[knotty nacelle]

My honest reaction:

(Feels free to use)

[karmic perch]

Absolute chad

[oblique turret]

life is good

[hasty perch]

U call this a heist? Amateurs

[golden flame]

me reacting the huracan starway:

[austere dock]

😱

[wanton matrix]

This meme was created with 2 brain cells in notepad 🦛

[fresh plank]

@brazen river 🦛

[simple harness]

A9 being A9 moment

[knotty nacelle]

I'm f||8 Tributo||

[restive bronze]

Press F to Me

[tight orchid]

||🐋🦛 ||

[grand flame]

extreme demon#8285 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[burnt jungle]

amogus

[worthy sky]

RIP

[bold drift]

GL Dev Team 2023 edition. Resistance is futile

[blazing harness]

Well, you heard the man, do it!

[gilded remnant]

Does anyone here have the Lykan Security car? 💀

[jagged summit]

Nobody:
Ads when you're in a losing streak in Multiplayer:

[lofty yarrow]

Share the best and the worst of 2022:

[crude ledge]

Drifting on where?
-Drifting on air
(Yes, no air time)

[sage shell]

nice several reposts

[stuck arrow]

There’s more things but these were at the top of my head

[nova silo]

the ultimate p2w player

[knotty nacelle]

I prefer this

[strong ridge]

One of the legend pass missions

[hasty perch]

For a game this big they had a ad that doesn’t suit them same goes for the entire game

[restive bronze]

I prefer this

[jaunty galleon]

asphalt 9: leg

[golden flame]

70 blueprints:

[ancient chasm]

A dream that I won't get it

[hasty perch]

The Culture of Asphalt 9: RNG and FOMO 💳 very legend stuff for literally everyone.

[stuck agate]

Turn down for what

[neon jackal]

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BOGATI🗣️🗣️

[wanton matrix]

What a boring race 🦛

[stuck agate]

your that kind of person?
(ignore image)

[wanton matrix]

your that kind of person?
(ignore image)

[stuck agate]

$70 for few S class bp

[ancient chasm]

Reminds me when I face 7 huracans and 1 gs

[grand flame]

DF#0388 has been warned

Reason: bypass + not a meme

[harsh plover]

true

[ashen cedar]

Word for word, bar to bar (ignore image)

[brazen river]

Bro just do races in se for 360 kd thing, ignore image

[elfin bough]

$70 per fuel

[stuck agate]

70 reasons to stop making these "70" memes

[eager marsh]

Gl be like : I miss the part when that's my problem

[stuck agate]

70 bitcoins per epic

[empty seal]

70 days of grinding in the game...

[blazing harness]

Another one I made. It needed to be said.

[stuck agate]

70 months to get a decent S elite car

[neon token]

agera rs:

[narrow elbow]

just maxed out my Pagani😍

[lofty yarrow]

The best and the worst of 2022:
🥹 || Aston Martin Hunt was an emotional Pain ||

[crude ledge]

Thumbnail: New York
Title: Greenland
Map: Greenland

[vague light]

Well really is there any lykan security car too

[brazen tinsel]

GameLoft forgot about this car like this

[karmic perch]

bruh

[stuck arrow]

Not even the flash is faster than the coins decreasing 🙁