🗿・memes

[spiral pollen]

it's a bit strange,isn't it?

[thin scaffold]

based on a true story

[half valve]

landing in a Icona for no reason :

[knotty nacelle]

Same as DS before, but different format only

[graceful temple]

Me get to Plantium with only a Ford GT

[grand flame]

INFINITY#9436 has been warned

Reason: offensive

[hot bough]

It absolutely cannot wait

[novel void]

Save it guys, for reply a reposted meme🗿 🗿 🗿

[restive bronze]

DS5 Paywall be like

[wild whale]

Revived

[tranquil barn]

literally any car when you 360 off a curved ramp

[last gulch]

Girl: I bet u never experienced sadness
Before
Me:

[silk tundra]

Currently on Switch

[lofty yarrow]

POV: You're a player

[novel void]

🗿

[torn fossil]

here if anybody didn't look hard enough

[viral flume]

The true

[buoyant tulip]

Using stock vanda to make it tho

[grand flame]

THE918#0023 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[rough vortex]

I know it lmao

The context contains the forbidden word hahaha
Thanks mod for letting me know

[tranquil barn]

the entirety #🗿・memes trying to come up with new jokes other than reaction images and the game continuosly getting worse (we live in the timeline where the supply in "Supply and demand" means 1/4 of a final product)

[last gulch]

Lamborghini Veneno J

[grand flame]

Jacket#1229 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[small sail]

Repost

[supple coral]

cop car memes are not funny
when will people get this

[grand flame]

I am a noob#2674 has been warned

Reason: bypass + irrelevant post

[last gulch]

Relatable
This at 1654 rank

[fringe pine]

antimeme

[haughty cosmos]

just Asphalt 9

[novel void]

[buoyant tulip]

Kekw

[gleaming shadow]

wow

[uneven dove]

Thinks A9 is better than A8

[woven nimbus]

Gameloft: We added 120fps to Asphalt 9

The Batteries:

[worthy sky]

Current situation of A9 players, waiting for game update 😅

[elder raptor]

Taken from reddit u/sana2x

[gleaming shadow]

Bug 00:00:00

[heady shuttle]

When you get your first 🔺 in #🏎・car-suggestions

[viral flume]

Friend:why are you crying bro
Me:

[stuck agate]

Friends: why is the season different even though we have the same day?

[silver forge]

Its no longer a meme its a new high ranked class b
Between f1LM and w12

[velvet lintel]

where is the front window?

[frozen fulcrum]

lol wut

[iron vale]

RIP to me, how come I can't see it?

[stuck arrow]

Ok we pull up

[wild whale]

You guys had one job and failed.

(no meme ideas)

[viral flume]

I am go to update this game
sorry if I use Indonesian which makes you confused :(

[stuck agate]

Don't mind the black bar at bottom

[rigid oriole]

bru why exhaust have the shape of the taillights

[stuck agate]

need someone for a job

[silk tundra]

How to get maxed Roma on Switch:

[knotty nacelle]

When you hit geyser in Greenland:

[stuck agate]

I'm sorry to @jolly field That they get the whole thing, but I hope next time the respect for others will be back

[neon token]

Me when another vehicle is almost 100kmh faster than it is irl

[knotty nacelle]

A9's bug: Za Warudo (The World)

[crystal radish]

What is the real grade?

[neon token]

the new update has hit a new low

[chrome fossil]

I can't complete Tradition Meets Future

[novel void]

It's beautiful 🌋

[stuck agate]

The A9 devs having to roll out a new bug fix after finding several things wrong with the new update

[full seal]

Go on F1lm and then on next car

[stuck agate]

@jolly field so sorry
My Brother: You love her!
Me: No, I have a girlfriend

[onyx pumice]

When you thought countach had bad nitro, this car came in. On the other end of the spectrum. 😂

[glossy fable]

Excuse Me What?

[fickle mesa]

Rank difference....😂

[onyx pumice]

when the bentley is better in nearly every way, but is rated 600 less: GL headquarters be like:

[restive bronze]

360 dirty Player KD MP be like

[gilded cloud]

Dead chat

[lilac thunder]

(I had to censor the signature because there was a pp)

[austere dock]

#🎨・fan-art-archived be like

[hexed spindle]

Teacher: the test can’t be THAT confusing
The test:

[half valve]

me watching my Icona not steer enough in a very critical part of the track

[tranquil barn]

cant wait to spend my credits and tokens on this...

[vernal basin]

Venom F5 tryna get hired here and it actually worked

[wide remnant]

also insane drifting and floating capabilities

[maiden dagger]

🏎️

[half valve]

cop cars at 98% race completion for no reason :

[stuck agate]

this but on this😎

[lofty yarrow]

What's this? A paywall

[maiden dagger]

This is a paywall

[viral flume]

Real true

[neon token]

Me seeing if the Lego ad works:

[woven nimbus]

Gameloft: Let’s make the Lykan Hypersport security car go 420kph STOCK

Bugatti Chiron:

[lament mantle]

GL just don't want to see me sad 😅

[desert orbit]

Remember that cringe Pro™ Zizzy kid? Now he faked his UERK membership

[empty seal]

The Taillight's glass...

[empty seal]

The Devs must try the new update before launching it...

[fickle mesa]

"Hey Danny, the new LP's out!!!!!"

[half valve]

POV: you crash and the game is teleporting you back 3 miles from where you crashed

[winter venture]

now fake LU member

[lofty yarrow]

look is GL's favorite pet

[restive bronze]

G60 car hunt be like

[keen dirge]

I am sorry Danny

[stuck agate]

I have changed the start screen a lot

[desert orbit]

This image should not be enough to explain how you and Zizzy is
Please get back to your Roblox nest and come here after 4 years

[grand flame]

Real_gamerYT#7304 has been warned

Reason: irrelevant post

[neon token]

Everyone: disappointed about ginetta g60 car hunt
Me who has it at 2 star:

[teal loom]

What???

[stuck agate]

Wow bro nice bypass.

[stuck agate]

I'm for asphalt and not for me

[inner gazelle]

Is this how cars are made?

[vernal basin]

Why?

[vapid falcon]

[kindred oasis]

[onyx pumice]

wth are miles (moyai me idc)

[half valve]

as a spanish person i didnt wanna trigger the hamburger lads here

[mellow lantern]

666😱 😨 😰

[kindred field]

This is why the syndicate needs to go

[fringe pine]

A9 players after new update drops

[graceful hamlet]

no need for context

[lavish pike]

DS 4.5

[marsh trench]

seeems like I'm the only one

[desert orbit]

Hello for another 10yo fake Pro™️ who wants to look cool, this image should fit you.

[acoustic stump]

[viral flume]

True🗿🗿

[tranquil barn]

Now for the low-low price of 50000 currency, you can get the new nothing pack!

[torn ocean]

Feel like to try doing memes

[empty seal]

Whenever I play Money Run in Drive Syndicate Event...
Cop cars, Other cars and roadside obstacles be like:

[stuck agate]

What the f did they do to multiplayer

[knotty peak]

.

[empty seal]

Me who has it at max:

[coral spoke]

when A9 tells u to touch grass

[neon token]

getting pack is so ez

[stuck agate]

daniel vs the cooler daniel

[austere dock]

imagine auto claiming this 💀

[knotty nacelle]

Blue Rabbit in DS5 be like:

[viral flume]

The strongest has appeared

[narrow beacon]

grammar 100

[half valve]

playing MP1 did nothing more but remind me how much of a burden people can be

[restive bronze]

SVJ roadster and Tushek 4* in DS5 Be like:

[rapid herald]

Lmao nice lie

[fluid shell]

“Well-deserved rewards”

[lofty yarrow]

#⚡・community-media

[winter hawk]

What Gameloft has achieved by prohibiting the use of all your cars in your garage in MP1

[stuck agate]

Future a9 be like:

[proven aspen]

Minecraft Nether

[jaunty tide]

Pls unsubscribe from all platforms
Thanks

[upper fulcrum]

garbage, garbage, garbage.
Gamelof I don't pay you to give me garbage

[stuck agate]

POV: You have a max Bentley Continental GT3

[desert orbit]

Hello for another cringe Roblox/Gamer kid who wants to look cool, this image is for you

[burnt spoke]

People making fun of the Tacheon for being an electric car with bad acceleration, meanwhile the DeZir:

[stuck arrow]

This just sad 🫤

[maiden lark]

Maxed out starter e tense
but at what cost?

[rapid herald]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/928344296908791818/SmartSelect_20220104-215943_Discord-Beta.gif

[little lake]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/904264204842840114/1002816792307187802/caption.gif

[craggy crescent]

Me seeing whales unlocking centedonieci and me suffering with dezir & mercilego to unlock McLaren 720 s

[quiet hamlet]

Welp the question is... Wy I lose?

[viral flume]

Wait what something weird here

[spark olive]

I think he means this
Unfunny 🙄

[viral flume]

Yes you@spark olive

[wild whale]

31/1

[tight orchid]

||Ironic part is they're both for a DS or should I say, BS||

[glossy fable]

Also

[craggy rivet]

😔

I need 5 point more and all i can play is hazard 1

[blazing sedge]

||there are much more lower rank class s cars that can obliterate centodieci with ease||

Centodieci in classic LL MP:

[severe stump]

I swear this update be buggier than cyberpunk 2077

[cunning warren]

This is why DS wouldn’t exist

[thin scaffold]

instructions unclear, ended up no-clipping into the backrooms.

[stuck agate]

Also everyone trynna find the funni:

[rapid herald]

new leak dropped

[shy lark]

forgive me

[twin anchor]

asphalt preceeding to give off kitten energy

[onyx pumice]

guy got escape career season before you’re supposed to unlock it/ you’re able to in story mode

[marsh trench]

Is this true¿

[south shore]

Hot what

[primal latch]

Gameloft carefully calculating how to screw you over a car star requirement in any new event

[craggy crescent]

Son:😭
Mom: what happened?
Son: I'm really happy
Mom: for what
Son: golden trion
Mom: 🤣 what does it cost
Son : a whole eternity

[burnt osprey]

Yes

[magic harbor]

A9 speed/nitro/acceleration hack distributing websites be like

[glossy fable]

Sussy Baguette

[vernal basin]

this meme was created because i dont care about the stats 👍

[onyx pumice]

Then why don’t you drive lancer in LL

[vernal basin]

Bruh 💀

[viral flume]

This is a suggestion from me

[dreamy gorge]

Another Pro™️ kid who wants to look cool, this image belongs to you child

[stuck agate]

You did what now ?

[gloomy hill]

Awwwww yes

[severe stump]

Somebody please explain what's going on here.

[glass cloud]

It's a special upgrading system inside of the drive syndicate that uses syndicate coins instead of credits, and why post in this channel

[fossil sphinx]

aged like fine wine

[graceful temple]

Me in DS5 be like:

[half valve]

looks like some employee boutta have chronical depression

[viral flume]

friend: why are you?
me: i'm in a dilemma
friend: why the dilemma?
Me: I'm choosing a good car from a special event

[desert orbit]

Me when I see you not shutting up
Please get outta here for 4 years

[maiden lark]

Imagine grinding Ferrari 488 GTB and the end reward is this 😐

[narrow beacon]

Oh wait this isn't a taxi app... Time to download a taxi app and hope that it's a working taxi app so that I can get a taxi.

[brazen tinsel]

The player who needs it
And players who need something else

[glossy fable]

Meanwhile

[hybrid ice]

Moyai if you love the new mp and prefer it over anything else

[graceful temple]

After see through few story line from DS5 this is what I think happen (it can be completely wrong)

[narrow beacon]

giga chad asphalt security vs average syndicate member

[exotic birch]

2nd grade doing tictok dance

[exotic birch]

What I wish I get

What I really get

[stuck agate]

Damn cuh you got the whole squad laughing 😐

[timid obsidian]

I have no rivals

[glass crown]

I'm legit stuck

[craggy crescent]

POV: your club leader is drunk

[spare basin]

asphalt 9 no context

[nova hound]

and you banned me for this photo🗿? srsly)?? how old are you moderators? 12?? it’s still little things that can be said about you, you don’t like to listen to complaints, you don’t want to make normal events / mps, and instead of this turning a more p2w
you are doing well! keep going the same, soon this game will be dead, although it's already dead..👏

[grand flame]

Vampire775#5181 has been warned

Reason: bypass 🤓

[elfin bough]

0_0 nice trades

[tranquil barn]

Me: "I spent my SC on Dezir packs but i only needed 2 stars, and now i have 1360 SC left after i bought 4 other Murciélago bps, i sure do hope i can get the car to 1 star!"
The Price of the 5th BP:

[viral flume]

I when I'm tired of today's activities be like:😴😴

[desert crypt]

Bro self-reacting like nobody‘s gonna notice it 🗿

[vale veldt]

so i wait for the patches hm..

[graceful temple]

Pros that started the season late on their way to nuke everyone else in Bronze league race lobby:

[last gulch]

Me who needs exactly 19 bps to max huracan and see u get 19

[gloomy crane]

I’m no expert and I don’t even know if it classifies as a meme but I don’t care because idiocy can be funny

[gloomy hill]

Oh sure 😳

[viral flume]

when I play Asphalt9 and run the routine as usual be like:

[neon token]

Ferrari season level 10 has some avaible vehicles

[winter venture]

it means: “oh no… my wife’s boyfriend got lost in the wild. please save him.”

[cursive geode]

You need these 3 cars

[gilded cloud]

Does my 2 hazard level worth only 1 syndicate coin?

[narrow beacon]

i feel you bro

[desert orbit]

Fun fact: neoBarbaros did much more brutal thing: disband 1%

[dreamy gorge]

@desert orbit and @severe tapir when they meet each other:

[bold drift]

lol "English" like we talk here in 'murca

[viral flume]

between wanting to be happy or angry
😑😑😑

[rapid herald]

Only on Nintendo Switch™

[gilded cloud]

Sus

[narrow beacon]

can't wait to get the rare cards for this epic rarity car

[runic merlin]

Bug Attack! on BENTLEY

[dawn cradle]

well at least i can buy sin r1 bps with leftover srt8 bps

[gentle geyser]

I have more tokens than credits 😐

[dire wyvern]

Hosting a club race for 15 minutes straight only for no one to join:

[proud quest]

Welcome to (heatwave season) where this season calls for MP server fails and to be apart of the banwave because of codes 😁

[desert orbit]

Ah, seriously? Another cringe kid who wants to look cool here
I know my meme would get deleted and I will get a warn but, can you please please please please just Shut the FXX-K up?

[onyx pumice]

Asphalt 9 when a new car is introduced in the game:

[knotty nacelle]

B Class Elite next event be like

[craggy rivet]

f2p moment

[snow bloom]

McLaren GT: i'm the best car in C class
Bentley continental: hold my beer

[queen pewter]

loading screen isn't perfectly centered, no need to thank me ❤️

[magic harbor]

H

[vivid echo]

McLaren GT isn't class D are you high?
And even then the Bentley isn't a C class also

[blazing sedge]

based on my survey in this channel

[stuck agate]

Pls be funny

[graceful temple]

If you have iPhone X or later, entire game menu is completely off-center. No need to thank me ❤️

[stuck agate]

When a police van is literally faster than a chiron

[restive bronze]

F2P: players Can stop P2W?
GL:

[winter venture]

you really did 😐🗿

[maiden dagger]

🗿 only

[rigid oriole]

😐pls stop

[glass cloud]

nice self react bro

[grand flame]

Luigi121308#6059 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[stuck agate]

Me joining MP the last day, about to absolutely destroy everybody in bronze league with my full upgraded Lotus Elise

[neon token]

that one guy with a bently:

[elfin bough]

Mitsuggati Chiron evo(idk who made this meme)

[grand flame]

INFINITY#9436 has been warned

Reason: bypass + toxic

[stuck agate]

You really think you're so funny recycling memes

[desert crypt]

Bro stop it, nobody likes your “memes”
Edit: talking about self-react of course

[knotty nacelle]

Lack of top speed

[narrow beacon]

Can't wait to unlock and STAR UP this car

[narrow beacon]

can't believe they torture poor players like this

[gilded cloud]

Daily dose of irritation

[stuck agate]

mustang book

[sleek relic]

When a racer become Drunk ofc this is edited

[supple coral]

funniest guy alive

[neon token]

when you're in pro league and get paired with master league

[rapid herald]

Only on Nintendo Switch™
Part 2

[stuck agate]

I hope they add the p50 to the game

[shy lark]

1,249 mmr be like

[restive bronze]

DS5 in nutshell

[dull ore]

When u realize this isn't A9

[neon token]

like scoob, something doesn't feel right

[dull ore]

When u realize this isn't A9 EITHER

[narrow beacon]

windows 11 moment

[flat mirage]

not funny but relatable (my bad an a9)

[graceful temple]

Wish GL one day will reach that speed

[neon token]

bad drivers when they realize 370z nismo has slightly higher handling than e tense:

[craggy crescent]

Multiplayer right now be like

[wise karma]

J50 3*- GTS max- and unlocked Aventador... plus GL 13...
Forgot to take all ss...

[onyx pumice]

wrong channel

[sleek relic]

bruh how

[spare basin]

GL on their way to allow the most inappropiate ads

[narrow beacon]

did not know this car existed, because i don't get any blueprints of it for such a long time

[eager solar]

I have been playing this game from 2 and half years but still did not unlock this car

[winter venture]

either stop posting off-topic stuff, or get out

[kindred pumice]

Hate u gl🐳

[stuck agate]

(ignore the pic) The hell is happening to this channel today

[little topaz]

A beginner guy who just discovered nitro tricks:

[proper delta]

this is in the season 5 ferrari last race , i kid you not no car loads up

[narrow beacon]

not reposted btw

[timid wharf]

😆
sorry for bad quality lol

[timid wharf]

yeah, from who did I repost?

Bruh are you kidding me

[cloud night]

A lot of DS E-Tense

[graceful temple]

MP2 simplified in one picture

[ripe zealot]

Tip: The first dialogue is on the right.

[nova hound]

🗿

[dreamy gorge]

I smell kids (Image for showing purposes only)

[graceful temple]

GL when making China version be like

[gray geyser]

An updated version of a old meme

[stuck agate]

Average personal preference respecters:

[knotty nacelle]

Me when get KD 274949297336 times in Classic mode

[neon token]

yooo they made the ferrari enzo ferrari from asphalt 9 into real life :D

[honest citrus]

Always me 🥲

[stuck agate]

GP be like

[velvet lintel]

The current weather in Korea

[lofty yarrow]

🧱

[neon token]

when gl adds a new 500kmh vehicle but it has bad drifting

[river minnow]

wysi

[inner pawn]

traktor in a9 (real footage)

[shy barn]

Bro what

[timid wharf]

Thats a lot of flood :O
Ignore this image

[magic harbor]

for context, that red notification pops up when somebody beats you in grand prix

[brazen tinsel]

absolutely finished

[carmine beacon]

Mp2 be like

[half valve]

me watching my 4* SLR suddenly land in the most brain-hurting way ever imaginable

[placid ice]

What?🤨

[stuck agate]

reacting to ur own post + wrong channel + get new brain cells + get ready to be muted with these reactions

[grand flame]

클로드 스피드/Claude Speed#8176 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

클로드 스피드/Claude Speed#8176 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[dreamy heart]

no way, 69 import parts

[velvet lintel]

lol

[heavy sigil]

I beg your pardon?

[silent oriole]

3

[wild whale]

My first meme a while back

[stuck agate]

Another example of a person who thinks they're so funny reposting memes

[rapid herald]

You beg me pardon instead

[heavy sigil]

That was the reason I made Tokens BPs
What's with 2 SPR0UT btw?

[viral flume]

Friend:what makes you angry bro?
Me:

[marsh trench]

sorry for messy format; all been through this

[proper delta]

relatable bruv
i got no money , no tokens , no beaches

[dull ore]

Dis in itself is a repost but...

[shell hull]

You're not alone bruv

[void spindle]

yeah i'm pepega too 😢

[hexed spindle]

||dunno if this is bypass or not||

[jagged summit]

My money after 2⭐ TSR-S

[simple dust]

Angry car doesn't exists

The Angry car:

[magic harbor]

honestly stop with the reposts/off topics/cringe memes

[proper delta]

no bypass cuz i am poor and dont live near coast so no beaches for me 😦
what is the ranking system mclaren has better status but worse ranking??

[rapid herald]

well there are 2 sprouts cause the one that is on the pic was me but i lost the account
also can we shut to not turn the channel too ooftopic

[grand flame]

ElNoriega#4698 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

joe 囧ಠ_ಠ#5322 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

XredLuvi7#5103 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

D4rkGerman#0066 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

[restive bronze]

Me: I’m bought LP Raging Bull season because I want Countach
GL:

[placid ice]

no sense

[desert orbit]

Hi kid, you finally made a good meme
@waxen nebula and @stuck agate Please take him as an example of growing
Image from UERK R66 server (only for displaying purposes)

[viral flume]

This for you

[desert orbit]

Haha true, but it's good for you after all (Image for display purposes)

[timid wharf]

I said this to @stuck agate
(ignore this image)

[hot badger]

Meme channel ded.. bring it back to life you guys...

[graceful temple]

@icy yew

[carmine beacon]

Platinum league mp in a nutshell

[graceful temple]

F1LM all the way to Legend users:

[velvet lintel]

Ferrari sf90 who came to Korea

[stuck agate]

that's not a meme

[carmine beacon]

Apollo N from gold to legend

[half valve]

how the CCGS feels after driving the GT12

[knotty nacelle]

Two types of DS 5 player

[half valve]

how the Icona feels after driving the Lykan

[stuck agate]

I'm playing for the lore

(Ignore the image pls)

[craggy rivet]

I play ds5 cuz i can become da police

The image below me has nothing to do with this

[round ore]

1 bp of an unobtainable car

[maiden lark]

"Fair matchmaking"

[gilded cloud]

It's totally fair

(Ignore image)

[grand flame]

NAGIBATOR228#3567 has been warned

Reason: Inappropriate picture

[desert orbit]

My honest reaction when I see @maiden lark @round ore 's memes:

[restive bronze]

GL DS5 in Nutshell

[jagged summit]

Maxed F12tdf by buying LS bueprints:

[bold drift]

I feel your pain . . .

[stuck agate]

Really 2 bps? I’m really getting there (laughs sarcastically)

[winter venture]

like if nobody is going to see you self-react

[restive bronze]

Newbies Players in nutshell

[full mica]

rip Vulcan and Centenario

[neon token]

vulcan currently being kind of useless in a8 as well:

[viral flume]

It's real

[austere dock]

#⚡・community-media

[restive bronze]

When you want get Countach LPI key but Harder missions

[rapid herald]

Only on Nintendo Switch™
Part 3

[west lagoon]

Might be stolen but I still like it

[onyx pumice]

old MP world series screenshot alert (ignore picture)

[half valve]

how the 370Z feels after getting the E-Tense :

[onyx pumice]

how the E-Tense feels after getting Elise

[fiery pawn]

trying to find a decent enough meme in #🗿・memes

[glossy fable]

Pls Stop Re-Posting These Things.

[desert orbit]

How the Elise on shockwave feels after driving the E-tense:

[magic harbor]

me looking at you reposting a meme after calling every "kid"/off topic memers/reposters cringe

[restive bronze]

When you meet F5 in MP

[grand flame]

Vladimir Ivanovic Boldonovic#2351 has been warned

Reason: irrelevant post

[dire wyvern]

Crashing in MP and getting teleported 25 miles away from everyone else:

[half valve]

DeZir acceleration in a nutshell :

[restive bronze]

Car hunt be like:

[stuck agate]

more like ||getting hit by someone with no nitro||

[dull ore]

Nubs when they realize that the E-Tense isn't the answer to life's problems:

(Bad meme lol)

[tranquil barn]

A9 Drivers after crashing (they get sent several lightyears backwards)

[viral flume]

Give me this

[glossy fable]

This is not A8 Server. (Idc if It's 2 months)

[stuck agate]

People trying to tell me ds is trash when it always gets me through bronze ( been playing off and on for 5 yrs so hard a noob)😕

[magic harbor]

@stuck agate

[stuck agate]

The anime pfp telling me ds isn’t the best when that’s obvious to me but I never got around to wasting money on something else when my ds works fine 👹

[vivid echo]

Meanwhile Targa and 'buffed' GT3 crying in the corner.

[grand flame]

HelloWorld#8497 has been warned

Reason: irrelevant post

[stuck agate]

Rail riding gone wrong

[half valve]

POV : ur looking at the driver window of the 2* Corvette that passed u

[restive bronze]

P2W in nutshell

[neon token]

random thing I found on google

[simple dust]

Me when every single update of A9 in the last 2 years has been p2w

[half valve]

me watching the game stall me in the most mind-breaking way possible :

[graceful temple]

“Money doesn’t matter” -Rich People
“Beauty doesn’t matter” -Attractive people
“image” -Skilled poor F2P players

[half valve]

me : okay, this event needs 6 cars. how many do we have ?
game :

[restive bronze]

Danny be like:

[dull ore]

When u approach the Cairo turn and the best things on ur car are handling and nitro:

[viral flume]

Me: I'm happy
Friend: waht make you happy bro?
Me:

[full mica]

just an absurd "humor", true tho

[robust quarry]

||You know, completely destroying their cars||

[spare basin]

we do a substansial amount of trolling

[knotty nacelle]

Riding wall + Barrel roll + Good landing = Feels good

[glossy fable]

Where A9?

[viscid leaf]

If A9 had a music track

[quiet hamlet]

GS >>>> JESKO!

[queen grotto]

L

[tranquil barn]

Bro who let the angsty teenager into GL's Barcelona offices???

[restive bronze]

GL keeping nerf Aperta in Aperta SE rewards bps for no reason

[cloud night]

Is normal?

[half valve]

how the SRT8 feels after driving the Scat Pack

[golden spire]

how the scat pack feels after driving shelby gt350r

[narrow beacon]

therapist: 360ing on a barrel roll ramp isn't real, it can't hurt you
me:

[silent oriole]

You shut your mouth 🗿

[manic jewel]

Clubs mentality

[mellow solar]

Cant wait for the event

[restive bronze]

How about this this is Lykan will be unlocking in MP next update

[grand flame]

kan#7650 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[knotty nacelle]

When you play "Hunted" mode with police car

[restive bronze]

MP be like:

[ancient pebble]

Ayo I'm inside the map

[simple dust]

Me when Asphalt 89 says that a car has floaties
What I imagine:

[oblique knoll]

find the centario

[queen grotto]

Centario

[quiet hamlet]

:))

[half valve]

how it feels to have the game add 4 360s when u jus asked for one :

[graceful temple]

The game when I do a 360 jump with a bouncy car, I only need one but the game decide to give me 11 more 360s so I can shockwave for longer:

[half valve]

then theres a corner

[narrow beacon]

when you accidentally pause a video while the character is front-facing (cursed moment) 🗿

[desert crypt]

You survive the corner but the game decides to flip you upside down for no apparent reason

[graceful temple]

You respawn miles away with no more nitro left, you slowly wiggle drift at 175km/h while 5 Hurracan Evo approaching you at top speed:

[desert crypt]

The huracan kds you, you come in last, lose 20 points and get demoted from ll to pl

[queen grotto]

some real funni finally

[half valve]

you are forced to race with ur badly upgraded SV against a bunch of Vanda / BC spammers

[restive bronze]

When you want play LH and unlocking Elva but your parents forbid it

[narrow beacon]

You try again, wreck because the game decides to make you land halfway-side-down, and then jump from pl to gl, you dieded mentally and physically

[queen grotto]

You click and quit race and slowly while it loads you rego through what you've achieved in your life

[graceful temple]

you try again have no ideas that this will be last time you gained rating. You keep trying until realize you now can now only use E-Tense in MP:

[solar lake]

found it

[half valve]

then luck struck : Ginetta

[dire wyvern]

You drop down to the bottom of the leaderboard, you’re no longer at the top but instead is the worst of the worst. No one is as bad as you now- you even somehow are so bad you get a negative -1050 rating

[half valve]

you gave GL so much pity they sent u 100$ via PayPal

[velvet lintel]

change the wheel

[velvet lintel]

not changed

[dull ore]

When everyone calls you nub for spamming E-Tense but is seriously the best car you have.

(Story of my life)

[prime quartz]

@mention me with your weirdest crash screenshot

[stuck agate]

nice self-reactions my guy (ignore image)

[warped girder]

British tour season format

[narrow beacon]

Then realize that it's actually from gaemloft, not gameloft, you got scammed and now your paypal balance is -1923812987487398745978874 dollars
(emotional damage 100)

[onyx pumice]

imagine having parents

[last gulch]

💀💀💀

[obsidian timber]

Cop car

[narrow beacon]

people on their way to say that you wasted tokens on a car you just flexed in #⚡・community-media 0.000001 seconds ago

[knotty nacelle]

My opponent in front of me: *out of nitro
My full bar nitro on "nitro durable" car:

[stuck agate]

then you make 0 progress and have 0 fuel left for your good cars and rage quit

[restive bronze]

MP be like:

[narrow beacon]

You decide to try again, using a trash car and you get triple roundhouse-kicked by other cars and wreck, spawning 346 kilometers behind the 7th car, you drop all the way to unranked (which is impossible, but you suck so we will make an exception), gameloft decides to delete your account, leaving you in your inescapable demise.

[tired sand]

When you found the way to get the car you wanted but you need to be an LP owner to get it

[last gulch]

They give it back to u with a gold buffed Bentley gt3 to help u but ur so bad u lose to a stock Lancer so they delete ur acc again telling u ur not meant for this game

[sharp wing]

Just for anyone who doesn't know, Switch is a year behind on updates so you can get the meme.

[grand flame]

ListNexia#9823 has been muted for 1 day

Reason: inappropriate contents

Muted until · Aug 20, 2022, 10:41 PM

[neon token]

Nvm Vulcan just got buffed in A8 LOL

[manic jewel]

look closer

[spare basin]

yall didnt realize murcielagos rear is just a wide amongus character

[spare basin]

the misery

[silent oriole]

Ok bye

[dire wyvern]

Spending 20k tokens on event key packs and getting some blueprints but no keys:

[austere dock]

newbies.

[stuck agate]

(ignore image) delete this meme before this meme deletes you

[dull ore]

Me: driving peacefully
Random pick up truck at the side of the road Abt to fizik me:

[glossy fable]

Wow you just posted an a8 but where's the a9 meme (ignore the EVO X SE Image here)

[narrow beacon]

front facing moment (ignore me self-reaction)

[knotty nacelle]

Apex AP-0:

[blazing sedge]

||This channel really destroyed by reposters, random pics/cringes and off-topics||

[craggy crescent]

Everyone: why was it extremely p2w? That's my only question about this car

[lethal wolf]

My question is: 'Why did you post it in #🗿・memes'

[narrow beacon]

same goes for this car...

[lofty yarrow]

Eww what happened to this channel? 🤢

[hazy garden]

Aliens gaming chair reveal? (Ik this is unfunny and cringe)

[somber whale]

just post memes here like this one (wich i know is unfunny)

[magic harbor]

@unique flume

[stuck agate]

PC: Tom & Jerry

[grand flame]

§Ц§™_ ɖʀɨѵҽя69#5698 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[restive bronze]

Car hunt be like:

[chrome fossil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/955496056467107930/1010630083943342090/ezgif-3-8f1d0b7851.gif

[knotty nacelle]

When you go throught ramp and floating instead of barrel roll, then go out of track:

[chrome fossil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/738170541948797071/1011095258358100008/ezgif-2-86d332fe23-2.gif

[restive bronze]

Bring the heat Showcase tokens in nutshell:

[novel void]

Asphalt 8 players can feel the pain especially in multiplayer

[queen grotto]

Imagine watching ferem

[pliant elk]

Peace out (in 48 hrs)

[tranquil barn]

People every month after opening A9 and seeing the changelog:

[half valve]

same energy

[restive bronze]

Car hunt starts now

[knotty nacelle]

Majority of A9 Seasonal Events be like:

[restive bronze]

When you meet alien Players in GP with 5* stars in Tier 1

[narrow beacon]

losing to stock lancer

[hazy garden]

Lotus Elise when
(Put context below)

[half valve]

the wheels on the Lotus Elise be like

[icy yew]

Small car, big heart.

[earnest veldt]

᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼

[last gulch]

Guess my humour is broken

[dull ore]

Ok, fine

(Ignore image)

[restive bronze]

GP practice Round Be like:

[neon token]

stepcar im stuck

[half valve]

how the Lykan feels after driving the Chiron

[oblique knoll]

same energy

[oblique knoll]

the weakest 570s drivers

[stuck agate]

meanwhile in a8

[knotty nacelle]

Outside: "I'm OK"
Inside: 😥

Car pic used: Ginetta G60

[last gulch]

Me after beating the best 570s player with king of the game stock lancer

[restive bronze]

SE events in Nutshell

[round dagger]

Victim card holders be like....

[icy yew]

Which one are you?

[last gulch]

the needed cars for starways are career/available cars in ls or starway packs
(Ignore image)

[stuck agate]

🗿
Moyai is allowed

[austere dock]

tuatara

[kindred pumice]

the first (moyai me is not meme)

[stuck agate]

how grand sport players feel when they drift the smallest turn ever

[craggy crescent]

Me who has it maxed

[neon token]

A8 currently not having mastery, Enduro, R&D, and Championship:

[narrow beacon]

how players feel when they do a one degree turn on the Hennessey F5:

[narrow beacon]

to be honest, i think it's unfair to have a paywall to play a event for a car i would never, ever, get in my life. 🗿

[silk sedge]

✰Jo𝔰efinส✰ _23#1555 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[restive bronze]

Huayra R SE in nutshell:
WalletToWin forever

[grave nova]

Can #👨💻-customer-care be updated? @stuck agate @random rock
(I'm posting this here as I can't upload images anywhere else. And I also have a 6 hour cooldown in #🆔・tickets-customer-care by trying to upload this image.)

[stuck agate]

Rewards back then vs now

[last gulch]

How bro felt after stealing my image with no permission thinking I will let him get away with It

[tight orchid]

You forgot he has this

[viral flume]

Friend:what makes you happy?
Me:

[spare basin]

Nothing wrong, the livery is like that
Ignore image

[knotty nacelle]

You will get shockwave KD by someone in this mode through Slipstream

[nova silo]

I wonder if anyone noticed this

[restive bronze]

Zonda R and Zonda HP in Huayra R SE in Nutshell:

[dull ore]

Huh?
What livery?

Ignore image

[spare basin]

The car decal should be like that
Ignor image

[dull ore]

I wasn't referring to the decal lol

Ignore image again

[icy yew]

The holy Terzo has spoken.

[tranquil barn]

Guys look, this person just finished a Classic MP match!

[stuck agate]

It was a simple time

[nova hound]

💸💸💸

[dull ore]

Ok, I will, sheesh

[viral flume]

Hmm? Wait what!

[narrow beacon]

top 5 wrecks of all time (poorly made)

[stuck agate]

Bxr Bailey blade be like:

[narrow beacon]

bro here really had to p2w just to get position 2 and losing to a one star 💀

[hardy galleon]

X: multiplayer is fun

The multiplayer:

[silk sedge]

SPEED LEGENDS#8399 has been warned

Reason: Irrelevant+Non-English post

[ripe zealot]

I lost my laptop now I have a phone which doesn't support a9

[raw folio]

Car hunt drop rate pass incoming...

[last gulch]

Sorry I don't speak Japanese or German or Canadian idk I ain't russian

[onyx pumice]

(translated)

[tranquil barn]

The real question is why are you wearing a smart watch (presumably) in bed???

Whales IRL (You Are What You Eat)

[elfin bough]

...

[restive bronze]

Zonda R and Zonda HP pack be like:

[stuck agate]

Me having both decals:

[dull ore]

That one Z4 in upper Silver League:

[rancid isle]

hey boyz 😘

[half valve]

how it feels to drive a racecar in A9
expectation
reality

[stuck agate]

The whole community on trash memes recently:

[narrow beacon]

POV: ds e-tense spammer

[silk sedge]

J_F Haki#5306 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Defihn#9023 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

_N3K0-CH4N_#0035 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

DrDistrion#2123 has been warned

Reason: banned emoji bypass

[stuck agate]

[wraith lance]

this embeded yt link is trying to tell me something "not edited btw" 🤣

[silk sedge]

BECKOHE4HOCTb#9436 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[silk sedge]

Daniel sus#3112 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[neon token]

Yea, soon enough we will see Mitsubishi lancer as a fortnight character (ignore the image)

[last gulch]

BUG ati

[craggy crescent]

Me killing the noobs in it's gp

[obsidian timber]

Fan art contest

[stuck agate]

Accurate 😃

[knotty nacelle]

Better Call Legend

[stuck agate]

A9 community right now be like:

[raw folio]

It ain't much but it's honest work

[narrow beacon]

As a teacher I can confirm that asphalt 9: legends teaches you that cars can fly in the air, shows how much physics are there in this game and from newton's law of gravity, i can confirm that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell and also, my dog ate my homework

[frigid knoll]

It's my fanart #a9fanart

[young nimbus]

This will now be an NFT (please don’t screen shot)((((real))))

It’s price tag will be 80000$
But I’ll make a discount for golden F5 owners to 69420$

[brazen river]

This is an NFT it can be ss and reposted 😈, ill distribute for free

[austere dock]

#🎨・fan-art-archived
Clauwudia Edition

[last gulch]

Me after I realize everyone is making my image of gigachad enderman a meme template
a9 memes out of stock

[rapid herald]

@asphalt here is my submission pls i wanna win

[austere dock]

nice job stealing from someone's else work

[high temple]

(Might get lost in the Fan Art)

[sage shell]

lacer

[gritty oxide]

i made a better nft 😈

[viral flume]

E

[narrow beacon]

nice job stealing from someone's else work from the guy that said nice job stealing from someone's else work, also by the way, y e l l o w c a r
(ignore self react)

[half valve]

could need of some cropping

[frigid knoll]

Pro Fanart #🎨・fan-art-archived

[little topaz]

Me waiting for onyx starway

[half valve]

my patience :

[stuck agate]

GL's reaction when their community destroys their HQ on 8/12/2027:

[light wharf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987775154450993193/1014513571440377856/4c0531550c20778ccd304723635b09561.jpg

[last gulch]

Knowing I still got a week to grind more tokens for starway pax to max laf p1 and sv to 5* onyx

[craggy crescent]

Yeah Bro but this guy in the picture is so

[knotty nacelle]

100% real, no fake 😱

[restive bronze]

When you buy huayra R packs but Drop rate is horrible and Runout Tokens

[indigo sail]

Meme from @heavy sigil

[austere dock]

#🎨・fan-art-archived
Drama Edition

[nova hound]

[raw folio]

Congrats for those who unlocked it

[viral flume]

:v

[restive bronze]

When GL add 220 Elise in Car hunt
and players who maxed and golden this car:

[heavy sigil]

No credit to me huh? You're wanted then
Got credited. The wanted is lifted

[stuck agate]

Now 150 conditions to unlock

[restive bronze]

And this?

[stuck agate]

How gl expects us to react when its now pay2play and pay2pay:

[last gulch]

Gl actually knows danny vg a89 and racerbest will react like that with there money glitched credit card (ignore image)

[stuck agate]

If GL were out of ideas

[austere dock]

no way
red fox from drive syndicate

[half valve]

Asterion drivers :

[silk topaz]

Sus 😳

[narrow beacon]

There's just one thing I don't understand. Why does my car wreck when it goes towards a wall at 80 km/h, but not when I hit my car over 600 km/h with the car facing 46 degrees to the left? 🤔

[quiet hamlet]

[narrow beacon]

"Yay I'm done with class S rookie, time to move on"
sees mclaren season first race car req
"I quit this game"

[jagged summit]

F12tdf: Am I a joke to you?

[stuck agate]

Hmm I see some gay people

[silk sedge]

ME#3872 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[last gulch]

Least hated huracan spammer (ignore image)

[queen grotto]

@stuck agate nice A9 mEmEs

[onyx pumice]

This car on Auckland and Buenos be like:

[silk sedge]

BIG NO°OB 2.0#6830 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

LuX痛#3883 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Meenaji#5484 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

ElNoriega#4698 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Rocketshoes1000#4125 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

rimac_fridge#4512 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Invalid command usage, try using it like:
/warn [member] (optional reason)

Arguments:
member: User mention (@User)
reason: Text (may include spaces)

Draconite#1892 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

windimor#5388 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Ralsei#1019 has been warned

Reason: bypass

Legoshetos#5615 has been warned

Reason: bypass

Karro#5887 has been warned

Reason: bypass

Draconite#1892 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Ralsei#1019 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Alvin 27#2364 has been warned

Reason: bypass (in future don't use this meme template)

[stuck agate]

@hybrid fox 🗿

[wise karma]

This thing took about 2.5 hours to edit and post

[plush pine]

It's just a car

[onyx pumice]

It’s just ||the most spammed car in MP that people knock you down with||

[dreamy gorge]

People staying neutral after posting memes

[silk sedge]

Cheah the Cinderace#1447 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[austere dock]

edits in #🎨・fan-art-archived

[magic harbor]

🗿

[half valve]

how it feels to drive a SV against a bunch of Vandas and Huracans

[tacit wolf]

your worst nightmare

[unkempt vortex]

Don’t diss the SV, its literally the king of the game

[austere dock]

how it feels to recycle the same meme with a car

[oblique knoll]

huracan meme

[hybrid marlin]

I had to

[quiet hamlet]

Bug atti

[spare basin]

Whoever did that is gay

[narrow beacon]

me: wrecks once
My MP position:

[graceful ravine]

Pov: you touch by 1 pixel a rock that is off course

[narrow beacon]

pov: you hit a traffic car too hard

[sour rampart]

BMW Power

[narrow beacon]

he's shocked that he posted that
(ignore image)

[magic harbor]

[heavy sigil]

Another Pro Tips for you

[austere dock]

green

[stuck agate]

Oh ok then ._.

[last gulch]

Similar to having no friends (ignore image)

[tiny raptor]

Gameloft's next delivery of bug fixes

[young nimbus]

Or no gf

[stuck agate]

Asphalt irl confirmed

[full mica]

who else hated the event?

[knotty nacelle]

That's why we need garage update ASAP

[narrow beacon]

imagine not maxing our ur green car
(couldn't be me)

[orchid thistle]

Does anyone know when the gp is arrived?

[burnt spoke]

Just before the Venom hunt

[golden spire]

fixed

[narrow beacon]

I even checked images to make sure google wasn't kidding (ultimately)