🎖・multiplayer

[plain pumice]

and 5s lags

every 2 seconds

[turbid moat]

@sharp violet look at what I've done with my Vette

[hybrid relic]

s9+ just heats my phone

mosquito alert

[sharp violet]

@turbid moat very nice bro👍

[turbid moat]

Thank you

[drowsy badger]

With 6* I would go for top 10

[plain pumice]

@turbid moat WoW...that guy deserves to lose his Chiron.

Couldn't beat a Vette on Himalayas...

😂

[turbid moat]

Don't forget the Lykan 🤣

[plain pumice]

Lykan guy was nab for sure 7 second difference is too much. But the Chiron...😂

[tacit stone]

😂😂😂

Chiron should beat it even after 3 KDs

[sharp violet]

But
He hasn't done it somehow
🤷

[turbid moat]

Well, I made a perfect race, he made some mistakes, that's why I kept my lead

[novel haven]

@shut sparrow good run early ...especially the ZENVO in the Caribbean. I messed up alot

@drowsy badger how many stars is your Batista?

[drowsy badger]

@novel haven 2*

[pine kite]

Me: enjoying RR3 again after quitting a while back and currently installing Grid Autosport

[novel haven]

@pine kite ROAD RAGE... fun game

🤣😂

[minor obsidian]

Hi

Sorry for pushing you all to wall 😂

Im drunk last night 😂

[shut sparrow]

@novel haven yeah gg

[minor obsidian]

@plain pumice 🤔

[plain pumice]

@minor obsidian what

[minor obsidian]

zyw will just turn on his hacks

😵

[plain pumice]

yeah

stop playing suprised

everyone knows

once someone beats you

you will just turn on pf

[drowsy badger]

Are you Garage Level 18? @minor obsidian

[minor obsidian]

Im have number 1 garage in android now

[drowsy badger]

I'll take that as a No

[minor obsidian]

8m garage rating

😏

[thorn monolith]

@minor obsidian Can you show your garage please please please

[drowsy badger]

Just imagine everycar golden @thorn monolith

[thorn monolith]

i want to see with my own eyes

i cant imagine a such golden garage

[drowsy badger]

Well, new cars aren't golden

[minor obsidian]

😂

Noway

I still need some bp

For car

Like aperta

[drowsy badger]

Oh yeah

Only that car?

[minor obsidian]

But as you want to know

So rip pocket

😂

[drowsy badger]

What?

[thorn monolith]

wow 8k

[minor obsidian]

Sakura use new id now

[thorn monolith]

new fully golden account?

[minor obsidian]

Thats why i get number 1 garage in android 😏

[drowsy badger]

But why is Sakura still on Battista Leaderboard? @minor obsidian

[minor obsidian]

Have max battista

So rest in peperinos 😂

[drowsy badger]

That's poopy

[thorn monolith]

Oh man from the money you spent on the game you can get a Dacia Duster for sure😂

[minor obsidian]

I can get new harley davidson 🕵

[drowsy badger]

What does that mean

[thorn monolith]

that sounds very nice

[drowsy badger]

Ye

@minor obsidian Won't you move to iOS too?

[minor obsidian]

I have id in ios

[drowsy badger]

I mean, your main account

[minor obsidian]

Report booster first in ios

Then play in ios

[thorn monolith]

Zyw have maxed account on android AND ios😄

[drowsy badger]

iOS is better @minor obsidian

[novel haven]

🤮

[minor obsidian]

Ooh

Beating riplex better

[fresh summit]

@minor obsidian send jesko for credits

[minor obsidian]

No jesko bp

😏

[ripe pelican]

Would be bad collaboration?

[dim bluff]

Lot of people dont like that kindda music

[tacit stone]

I'm blocking that Zyw guy lol he's a spoilt rich irritating brat

[plain pumice]

[tacit stone]

Does nothing else but waste money on A9 and then brag about it in the MP channel

[minor obsidian]

😂 😂 😂

Burn money

💰

@tacit stone 😑

[plain pumice]

@everyone hello guys, Windows players I wanna tell you that im not going to use 360 to anybody, so don't feel afraid of me and be sure I'm not going to Kd even with nitros I'm always try to avoid contact and choose other routes, so enjoy the game when we meet in race 😁

[strange jetty]

@everyone

U can tag all 50,700 people if u what

[plain pumice]

So don't use 360 against me or KD me with nitros, I want to improve my times

That tag doesn't work.

On this server, at least.

I know sometimes It is inevitable KD when use shockwave but I understand just please try not to KD me

[slow cosmos]

yeah it didnt tag me

[plain pumice]

The server has too many members, they disabled it.

[strange jetty]

U wanna try to @everyone again?

[drowsy badger]

Don't spam please @strange jetty

[plain pumice]

Well I hope some people read it

[strange jetty]

I’m not trying to

[plain pumice]

Discord does that sometimes. It repeatedly sends messages, even if you sent it once.

[strange jetty]

I think it’s just my internet

[plain pumice]

Can I tag windows players? 🤔

[strange jetty]

T r y

[plain pumice]

@plain pumice Only specific users, or moderators when it's an emergency.

Oh well then it is gonna be difficult to convince windows players

😅

Well at least I tried

It's okay.

[floral sigil]

https://youtu.be/1QIbtT3eAoA

[buoyant raft]

@floral sigil that's disgusting, you are scum

[floral sigil]

@buoyant raft what's disgusting in it ?

[wooden raptor]

Terminal Dose#9838 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[buoyant raft]

@floral sigil your racing, just race clean

no need for all that dancing fairy

[plain pumice]

@buoyant raft It's an attempt for 'The Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy'.

[floral sigil]

@buoyant raft that was clean race ... and winning is my birth right

for that people should stay behind me

[wooden raptor]

Terminal Dose#9838 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[buoyant raft]

@floral sigil if you were a better racer maybe they would

rather than 360ing people all the time maybe work on your driving

[floral sigil]

I was .. that is the reason 5 star BC and 4000+ ranked cars wasn't able to over take me

Just accept my might

[buoyant raft]

you been kicked out of your club ?

[floral sigil]

which club ?

[plain pumice]

Races can be won clean, with skill rather than 360 knockdowns.

Just a side note...

[buoyant raft]

they get tired of you being an

[floral sigil]

for side note you can't do 360 if you don't have skills

[plain pumice]

🤔

[buoyant raft]

er it's pretty easy, just double tap brake, even a monkey like you can do it as you have proved several times

[plain pumice]

I think you meant that you can.

@buoyant raft Please be respectful. 😅

[floral sigil]

if this is that easy then why don't you try to do this and share it with me . sweetie life is not that easy as you are thinking

[buoyant raft]

no problem, I will hunt you every time we race together 🙂

[floral sigil]

at least you gonna see good dreams

[buoyant raft]

I was going to KD you last race in Scotland but unfortunately someone got there first lol

[plain pumice]

@floral sigil Performing 360 knockdowns is fairly simple. It takes out the opponents, so less racing skill is required to try to win the race.

It automatically makes it harder for the opponent to catch up.

Therefore, the player that performs the 360 knockdown has an advantage.

[floral sigil]

you are sharp .. you got the basic point .. by knocking them down i am just taking away from them there chance to win

[plain pumice]

Yes.

[floral sigil]

and Terminal does you our no match with me
https://streamable.com/66i9i

[plain pumice]

It simplifies the process of attempting to win.

[buoyant raft]

anyway time for bed gn all and hopefully see you on track tomorrow @floral sigil

[plain pumice]

Alright.

@buoyant raft Have a good night.

[floral sigil]

but people aren't racing to get KD they do use there skills to avoid 360 and SW knockdowns

[plain pumice]

That's true, it can be avoided. It just helps if both (or more) players play clean. No worries of being knocked down on the ground by other players, so overall, each player performs better.

That's all.

Everyone has an equal advantage that way.

[floral sigil]

360 is an option in Asphalt 9 for a purpose , its not dirty to use it nor it is illegal

If i am doing a race with 4000+ rank car with my 3000 rank car then i have no chance to win ... but here is we got KD utility which will eat up opponent time and give you equal chance to win

[dim bluff]

garage level 8=legend league 😄

rep level 39

[drowsy badger]

I've never seen a Senna be so pro to almost win

[hybrid relic]

Finally back in second!

God that was annoying

K back to more ads lmao

[drowsy badger]

Same

Good luck

[hybrid relic]

@drowsy badger thanks you too

[drowsy badger]

God this dude

[hybrid relic]

On a side note

I found the song from the Kirby video

not disappointed in the slightest

[plain pumice]

Oh boy

Police car is op I tell you

[weak compass]

One of the cleanest races ive ever been into

[novel haven]

@drowsy badger tough loss ..but man that senna race is extremely close ...how ...especially on that track

[drowsy badger]

He literally used every single trick @novel haven

[polar nova]

IRL-- can go from 0-60 MPH in approximately 6 seconds
In Asphalt 9-- can go from 0-1000 KPH in .6 seconds

[novel haven]

@drowsy badger did he play dirty?

[drowsy badger]

No

Very clean

Even when I was surpassing him

He let me pass

Instead of KD

[novel haven]

Hmmm. With honor... that's good stuff

@polar nova your american right ?

[polar nova]

Yep

[slow cosmos]

american rag

[strange jetty]

🇺🇸

[novel haven]

@polar nova you darn americans and you too @strange jetty

[fresh summit]

Who said this game was PaY tO wIn

[plain pumice]

Something doesn't seem right...

[twilit timber]

Uh...

Beating top speed cars in a Corvette on Himalayas.

[plain pumice]

Not that.

[twilit timber]

Yeah, I know.

[quick pilot]

This is for everyone in this channel

[plain pumice]

To Ben. ⬆

🙃

[glossy yarrow]

Man, mp2 is a real bummer. 1 on 1s vs 6 star cars 5 races in a row now. This is pointless.

[strange jetty]

🙃

[fresh summit]

Did someone say pointless

[minor obsidian]

Who dirty?🤔

[plain pumice]

@fresh summit To myself, yes.

[dusk kelp]

o wow

[naive phoenix]

Seem like lot of noob td with max batissa on droid

Here most of them are good mnual driver, ios

[drowsy badger]

@glossy yarrow Don't you have like 6* Battista?

Or at least 6* Zenvo?

Even 6* Senna is alright

[glossy yarrow]

5* Battista, 3* Zenvo, 2* Senna

Not the whale I once was. When they jacked up the prices during Jesko, they priced me out. I make real good bank, but their prices are ludicrous.

[drowsy badger]

5* Battista is still a bit whale tho

[twilit timber]

Not really.

I could get the Battista 5 starred through packs if I wanted to.

[kindred pasture]

how do you get so much tokens

[plain pumice]

Save.

[stoic silo]

by spending real cash of course

[minor obsidian]

Come see me 😂

[stoic silo]

or by joining legends club

[kindred pasture]

I don't think they'll let a TD guy in

I'm still practicing tilt

[minor obsidian]

@fresh summit that post 2 is mlyton 😂

[drowsy badger]

I saved like 13k tokens @stoic silo

I have spent 4 dollars in like, 16 months of playing

[minor obsidian]

@stoic silo wanna join?

😏

[drowsy badger]

It's just saving

And not spending on useless stuff

[twilit timber]

^

[minor obsidian]

@drowsy badger i just spent a *0.589$ in 6mo 😑

That from J event to this event

[stoic silo]

@drowsy badger how long for 13k?

[drowsy badger]

2 months @stoic silo

I didn't spend too much on Zenvo event

And saved with Battista

[minor obsidian]

@drowsy badger i spent ~300k tokens in 3mo

🐳 🐳 🐳

[drowsy badger]

Whaling as always

[minor obsidian]

Did you know how much i spent for last 4 mp refill?

[drowsy badger]

7k

[plain pumice]

No.

[minor obsidian]

25k~

[plain pumice]

[drowsy badger]

Meh

[minor obsidian]

From first battista mp

To this mp

[drowsy badger]

That isn't too much

[minor obsidian]

Why watch ads

[drowsy badger]

Right?

Let's just refill with tokens

Easier

[minor obsidian]

Yes

[stoic silo]

I save only about 5k per month, I don't have good enough cars for elite cups and mp2 seasons

[drowsy badger]

But 25k? Use at least 50k

[minor obsidian]

Ads make me mad

For sure

Prepare your tokens guys

[plain pumice]

Already saving...

[minor obsidian]

New event cost 95k tokens

For all max car

[drowsy badger]

Battista?

Or New Drive Syndicate

[minor obsidian]

This battista i spent 60-70k

[kindred pasture]

cool

[minor obsidian]

For 3 cars

And 100m credits

[stoic silo]

@minor obsidian is your battista about to be golden?

[twilit timber]

I'm just saving my tokens up for the Chiron and for the new king, just to waste them whenever these cars show up.

[drowsy badger]

How many tokens did you spend on Jesko + Genty + 812? @minor obsidian

[twilit timber]

428248934724k.

[drowsy badger]

I still can't believe you don't have Chiron @twilit timber

It's been almost a goddamn Year MTM

[minor obsidian]

Yes @stoic silo

[twilit timber]

Ok, so what?

[minor obsidian]

Only 1 epic ez

[twilit timber]

The Chiron didn't come back since the Burst of $peed events.

[drowsy badger]

1 year dude

[minor obsidian]

@drowsy badger arround 100k 😂

[drowsy badger]

You had burst of speed

SE

[twilit timber]

I didn't have tokens for the events.

[plain pumice]

Nearly 365 days.

[minor obsidian]

My chiron max and golden

[drowsy badger]

Challenging the King event

[minor obsidian]

😏

[drowsy badger]

@minor obsidian Yeah whaling everybody can sure

We also had

[twilit timber]

Challenging the King didn't give anything more than 10 blueprints.

[minor obsidian]

@plain pumice ask a9 dev to enable all emojis

[drowsy badger]

Stuff like

[twilit timber]

Anniversary packs didn't give me a single Chiron blueprint.

[plain pumice]

@minor obsidian Global emotes won't be allowed on this server.

[drowsy badger]

Anniversary + April Fools

[minor obsidian]

Meh

[drowsy badger]

C'mon

[minor obsidian]

I have the best emojis here

[drowsy badger]

You had a lot of chances

[twilit timber]

I overshot a run on the April Fools event.

[drowsy badger]

You have only +18 Emojis @minor obsidian

[stoic silo]

I wasn't playing a9 yet when the chiron events happened, I have 6 bps from jesko season

[twilit timber]

Let's see:

SE, Challenging the King (even though that didn't give more than 10 blueprints), April Fools, Burst of Speed and 1st Anniversary.

[drowsy badger]

A lot

[twilit timber]

For the SE: I was out of tokens.

Challenging the King: Gave away almost nothing, and you had to take the highest top percentage to get 10 blueprints.

April Fools: Overshot my run, got top 77%.

Burst of Speed: Out of tokens again.

1st Anniversary: Not a single blueprint at all.

[plain pumice]

I've always had low tokens at the beginning. 😅

[twilit timber]

The only things you should blame me for were the SE and Burst of Speed failures.

So, I only got 2 real chances to get the car.

[drowsy badger]

SE: Unlocked + 2*
Challenging the King: Got close to 3*
April Fools: Big Rip, Top 77%
Burst of Speed: Hell Yeah!, 3 Starred Chiron
1st Anniversary: Ok

WHY DID YOU SPEND ON J50

[wooden raptor]

SrGeometrical#9100 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[twilit timber]

Also, the 50 Legendary Chiron packs I bought only gave me 6 blueprints for the car.

[plain pumice]

Hello @wooden raptor

[drowsy badger]

We all KNEW Chiron was coming

[twilit timber]

@wooden raptor Leave.

[drowsy badger]

Why you went for J50

That was just

Why

[twilit timber]

I was stupid...?

So what?

That doesn't mean I shouldn't get another chance.

[drowsy badger]

I'm just trying to figure out what was happening on December

[stoic silo]

@twilit timber you have a lot of chiron epic imports tho right?

[twilit timber]

Also, holiday packs.

@stoic silo 8.

That stupid Egoista made me waste my tokens on the stupid packs.

And I was also stupid enough to buy them.

[drowsy badger]

Egoista, right

[plain pumice]

Eh, I made that mistake for the Regera (and I didn't get it).

[twilit timber]

And then, the Egoista also screwed me up before the Burst of Speed events.

[kindred pasture]

I couldn't even get close to regera

[drowsy badger]

Regera was the best event ever on the Asphalt 9 History

[kindred pasture]

That was the worst onr

[drowsy badger]

That event was AWESOME

[twilit timber]

I didn't manage to get enough tokens for the Burst of Speed packs because of the Egoista.

[drowsy badger]

Everybody could unlock it if they hop to clubs

Cuz that was insane

[kindred pasture]

what

[stoic silo]

its a shame I completely missed that event

[twilit timber]

I got my Regera 4 starred out of the box.

[drowsy badger]

Same

[kindred pasture]

what does that mean

[twilit timber]

Didn't spend more than 10k tokens.

[kindred pasture]

hop clubs?

[drowsy badger]

I didn't spend tokens @twilit timber

Oh, wait

I did

Like 7k

For Apollo

[twilit timber]

🤦

[drowsy badger]

Free Vencer

[kindred pasture]

hello miss komi pls explain

[twilit timber]

I wish that the Drive Syndicate SE was at least 10% less pay to win than it was.

[plain pumice]

🤔

[drowsy badger]

-Free 5* Vencer
-You could unlock Apollo with AD Packs
-Club Thing
-Awesome rewards + MP

Best special event ever

[twilit timber]

If I either had 2 starred the Alfieri on its first hunt or had upgraded the Jesko with credits, then I would get the car.

[rugged inlet]

Now SE has dried up car hunts

[drowsy badger]

SAME

If I had 4* Alfieri

Ans 5* Sin

I could have unlocked Jesko

[twilit timber]

I got bored of playing this game right when the Alfieri hunt was going on.

[drowsy badger]

SAMEEEEE

[twilit timber]

That took away my Jesko.

And I still don't know why they do that to us.

[stoic silo]

I spent literally all my SCs on alfieri, I had 0 bps

[twilit timber]

Like, I didn't get the best S class car because of a stupidly useless C class car?

[drowsy badger]

Now I haven't missed a single car hunt

[plain pumice]

||Drive Syndicate|| Part 2, coming soon (maybe). I wonder what happen then...

[drowsy badger]

Same scam

[twilit timber]

Not logical at all.

[drowsy badger]

The thing is that we know what is it now

[twilit timber]

At least I'm saving up my tokens for the Chiron and for the next king too

[drowsy badger]

So we can expect scam

Instead of getting surprised

[plain pumice]

Players left after the first one... 😶

[twilit timber]

I think I can get at least 15k tokens until february.

[drowsy badger]

Wonder why

[twilit timber]

And I assume that kings will show up each 6 months.

[drowsy badger]

Can this game updates

[twilit timber]

So... maybe I could manage to get the next king?

[drowsy badger]

What if Bugatti Divo is king? @twilit timber

[twilit timber]

Hopefully, I won't have to spend more than 7k tokens to at least 3 star the Chiron whenever it comes back.

@drowsy badger Yeah?

And?

[drowsy badger]

I mean

Divo is coming

[stoic silo]

we should get chiron tune up events which comes with packs soon right?

[drowsy badger]

Next update

Will you have Enough tokens for it?

[twilit timber]

Well, didn't I just say I could possibly rack up at least 15k tokens until february?

[drowsy badger]

Divo is coming

DECEMBER

Not february

[twilit timber]

...why would it?

[stoic silo]

will it be new king?

[drowsy badger]

Idk

[twilit timber]

So?

[drowsy badger]

But what if?

[minor obsidian]

🤔

[twilit timber]

If it's coming before 6 months pass after the Jesko SE, it's probably not going to be the king.

[drowsy badger]

Why isn't your Jesko golden? @minor obsidian

[twilit timber]

It worked like this in Asphalt 8, didn't it?

[drowsy badger]

Nope

Vulcan was king for 1 year

Then Apollo came

Was king 1 month

Then X2 came

[twilit timber]

They wouldn't kill the Jesko right away.

[drowsy badger]

There's no a specific interval

[twilit timber]

Also, is the Vulcan the OG king?

[drowsy badger]

The what

[twilit timber]

Maybe it'll work like the first kings.

OG as in the oldest king (old guy).

[drowsy badger]

Nah

Vulcan is pretty "new"

Idk about the first versions

[twilit timber]

Well, then.

I'll just wait.

[drowsy badger]

Yeah

Save your tokens

Cuz this SE is gonna kill all of us

[twilit timber]

One smart thing to do would be not spending tokens on Chiron packs or whatever right away.

[drowsy badger]

Well, except whales

[plain pumice]

*Dolphins.

[twilit timber]

idiots

[drowsy badger]

The same thing but fatter

Whales are just fat dolphins

[plain pumice]

[twilit timber]

Can't wait to see what'll happen during Drive Syndicate 2.0.

Or whatever that crappy thing will be.

[drowsy badger]

It's gonna be:

Bad

[twilit timber]

P2W is guaranteed.

[drowsy badger]

Scam

Terrible

P2W

And you'll have to grind a lot

[rugged inlet]

Divo about to kick jesko out already

hhhh

[twilit timber]

I'll not spend more than 100 tokens until that shows up.

[plain pumice]

We'll be seeing more of the Blue Rabbit this time, that's for sure. ||He'd better have Blue Bunny ice cream this time though.||

[twilit timber]

What's the Divo's top speed?

[rugged inlet]

Something

[twilit timber]

Screw Blue Rabbit!

[drowsy badger]

Idk, higher than 12 @twilit timber

[rugged inlet]

We want Red Rabbit

[twilit timber]

Technically, yes. @drowsy badger

But, y'know.

y'know

[drowsy badger]

HIGHER THAN 12

[wooden raptor]

SrGeometrical#9100 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[plain pumice]

@twilit timber Okay, fine. The Blue Rabbit retires, and then Green Rabbit comes to give away free tokens. There you go, happier story.

[twilit timber]

I don't want things to be answer in technically true ways

[drowsy badger]

Nah

Blue Rabbit is old story @plain pumice

[twilit timber]

236 mph.

[drowsy badger]

Now is Red Monkey

[twilit timber]

That's... not good.

[drowsy badger]

Or something

[bleak rock]

Red rabbit

[drowsy badger]

Who uses Mph

God

[twilit timber]

380kph.

[drowsy badger]

I hate seeing A9 videos with MPH

[bleak rock]

@drowsy badger Americans use meals per hour

Still

[twilit timber]

How would the Divo become the king with such a low speed?

100 points of acceleration?

[rugged inlet]

kmh better

[drowsy badger]

That's dumb, literally the whole world uses Kph @bleak rock

Except them

[twilit timber]

Kmh, kph, whatever.

All the same thing.

[bleak rock]

Well not US

[drowsy badger]

Lmao

[bleak rock]

For them they are the world

[drowsy badger]

Yeah

Americans are ultra nacionalist and egocentric

[stoic silo]

they call their national championships worlds

[bleak rock]

[drowsy badger]

They call themselves America

America is a continent

Not a goddamn country

[bleak rock]

They see trying to save the world from ants making a 3rd world war

[twilit timber]

Everyone: uses kmh
US: hUrR dUrR lEt'S uSe sOmEtHiNg tOtAlLy dIfFeReNt jUsT fOr wHaTeVeR's sAkE hUhU

[plain pumice]

😅

[twilit timber]

@drowsy badger That too.

[stoic silo]

oh we got an american here

[twilit timber]

United Statians.

😂

[drowsy badger]

Nah Pan Cake is chill

[bleak rock]

Well tbh I'm not US but I used MPH on some games

[plain pumice]

Eh, I'd rather not discuss politics.

[twilit timber]

@plain pumice Hello, fellow united-statian.

[drowsy badger]

My fellows americans

[plain pumice]

@twilit timber Hello, fellow A9 player.

[twilit timber]

you mean, fellow corrupt @plain pumice

because i'm brazilian and all that

[drowsy badger]

Oh yeah @twilit timber

You got ur president

[drowsy badger]

That everybody hates

Idk why they chose him

[twilit timber]

Bolsonaro almost died some months ago.

[dim bluff]

i cant compete 😦

[drowsy badger]

Good

He sucks

[plain pumice]

@twilit timber No, everyone's human in the end. I think of everyone the same, no matter from what place on Earth.

[twilit timber]

Ok, says the Pan Cake.

[plain pumice]

Unless you're from another planet. 🤔

[bleak rock]

@plain pumice not all the same

If everyone is the same there is no argument

Because they think the same

[plain pumice]

@bleak rock Same as in regards to a species.

Perspectives and viewpoints differ.

[drowsy badger]

Yeah, like Nazis and their perspectives

[twilit timber]

Dog: hoi im doggo, wan to plae?
Wolf: vRAUGH

[drowsy badger]

Okay I legit don't know what you're doing now

[twilit timber]

An example of what Pan Cake said.

Different viewpoints and opinions.

[drowsy badger]

( σ_õ)

[twilit timber]

The wolf doesn't really like playing.

[plain pumice]

Basically. 🤔

I think.

[drowsy badger]

( σ_õ)

[plain pumice]

Eh...

[twilit timber]

¬_¬

Forget that, then.

[plain pumice]

[Edited.] ||No table existed here.||

[twilit timber]

Ahem.

Oi, put the table down.

[plain pumice]

Yes, sir.

[drowsy badger]

She's got a table guys, be careful

[twilit timber]

Nobody:
Pan Cake: yeets a table

[plain pumice]

Needless to say, I've thrown a table before. (For moving purposes, it was to be recycled.)

[drowsy badger]

Thrown meters away?

[twilit timber]

*Yeeted?

[plain pumice]

Yes. 😶

[twilit timber]

My friend yeeted my phone when playing Just Dance.

[drowsy badger]

I love just Dance

[plain pumice]

Same here.

[drowsy badger]

For those about to rock.

We salute you!

I just love that song

One of my favorites

[twilit timber]

Brb, I've got to take a shower.

🚿

[plain pumice]

Alright.

[drowsy badger]

Well, cya

[plain pumice]

Hm, I'd like to discuss this game. But maybe not here in this channel.

[drowsy badger]

There isn't too much to discuss tho

I mean, you just dance

[plain pumice]

That's true.

[drowsy badger]

As the name days

Says*

[plain pumice]

[Edited.]

[drowsy badger]

I would If I could

[plain pumice]

Oh.

[drowsy badger]

This is a certified ok moment

[plain pumice]

That's Cruz Ramirez, but purple? 🤔

[drowsy badger]

Nah

That's an Agent

Idk her name

From Cars 2

[plain pumice]

Oh, right.

[uneven elbow]

Where is pic

Lma9

[minor obsidian]

@drowsy badger no golden jesko even sakura

[drowsy badger]

Nab @minor obsidian

[minor obsidian]

@uneven elbow turuo su

[drowsy badger]

That's Cruz Ramírez @plain pumice

[uneven elbow]

Who is cruz

[plain pumice]

@uneven elbow From Cars 3.

One of my favorite Disney characters, along with a few others.

[uneven elbow]

Good

[minor obsidian]

Need to work

[uneven elbow]

@minor obsidian nabz

[drowsy badger]

You're a fisher, right? @minor obsidian

[minor obsidian]

Cya mia, srgaey, sufallen

No

[drowsy badger]

I Thought you told me you were a fisher or something

[minor obsidian]

Im working at mountain

So need get top 1

😏

[drowsy badger]

I don't see the relation

[twilit timber]

I'm bacc.

[drowsy badger]

Between top 1 and working in a mountain

[minor obsidian]

@twilit timber from?

[plain pumice]

@twilit timber That was fast, welcome back.

[twilit timber]

From... the shower?

[glossy yarrow]

Holly Shiftwell

[drowsy badger]

Yeaaaaah @glossy yarrow

Exactly

[minor obsidian]

Ah that not fast @plain pumice

[drowsy badger]

Thanks

[minor obsidian]

@twilit timber do the fap2 trick

So can open x15

[twilit timber]

...?

[drowsy badger]

( σ_õ)

[uneven elbow]

Any info about new car

[minor obsidian]

😂 😂 🙃

[drowsy badger]

That was weird

[twilit timber]

T_T

[glossy yarrow]

I have 3 boys. I've seen all the Cars movies a billion times.

[twilit timber]

Really weird indeed.

[drowsy badger]

You're a hero @glossy yarrow

[stoic silo]

I've only seen the 1st movie

[drowsy badger]

1st one is the best

Cars 2 sucks

[glossy yarrow]

Sure beats having girls, watching Frozen over and over, lol

[drowsy badger]

And 3 is just terrible

Frozen 2 almost out tho @glossy yarrow

[glossy yarrow]

So?

[stoic silo]

I think I had a cars backpack when I was a kid

[drowsy badger]

Idk

[plain pumice]

I liked 1 and 3, not 2.

[drowsy badger]

Meh

[twilit timber]

I had a Toy Story backpack in 2013.

[glossy yarrow]

2 was my favorite. Had the Bond thing going on.

[drowsy badger]

Toy Story 4 was awesome

I Thought they were gonna screw it

But it was a pretty nice ending

[plain pumice]

@glossy yarrow Toy Story?

[glossy yarrow]

No, cars.

[drowsy badger]

No, Cars

[plain pumice]

Oh.

[minor obsidian]

Who watch cartoon movie

[drowsy badger]

Basically everyone

[minor obsidian]

I only watch tom and jerry & spongebob

😂

[twilit timber]

Uh... everyone?

[plain pumice]

@minor obsidian A lot of us.

[twilit timber]

Duh?

[glossy yarrow]

My kids like Toy Story 3 the best.

[twilit timber]

Oh

Lol.

[drowsy badger]

Talking about that

There's gonna be a Spongebob movie

[minor obsidian]

Toy story not good

My girl tell me

[drowsy badger]

Probably gonna see ig

[minor obsidian]

I watch cartoon only if my gf say its good to watch

😂

[stoic silo]

there's also scooby

[minor obsidian]

I dont spend to much time watching movie and tv

[plain pumice]

I liked Coco. Both the English and Spanish version.

[twilit timber]

Lol, a gf.

[minor obsidian]

😂 😂

[glossy yarrow]

Have some kids, your life will be cartoon movies.

[drowsy badger]

Coco was awesome

Very nice movie

I watched it on Spanish tho

[plain pumice]

Agreed, 100%. ⬆

[twilit timber]

I didn't watch many recent movies.

[minor obsidian]

@glossy yarrow dont want kids

[twilit timber]

Oofo.

[drowsy badger]

Mmm

Frozen 2

[glossy yarrow]

Eh. Coco was meh. Really like Wreck It Ralph

[minor obsidian]

Okay im out

[drowsy badger]

I don't think I will go to see it

[plain pumice]

I'm not sure either.

[minor obsidian]

Now all talk abt cartoon

[drowsy badger]

Wifi Ralph was TERRIBLE

[minor obsidian]

And i nab abt that 😂

Bye

[drowsy badger]

Terrible story but good references about the internet

[plain pumice]

||I forgot that this isn't the #🪄・off-topic channel...||

[uneven elbow]

Quazatron use nitro cheat?

[drowsy badger]

It seems

[plain pumice]

Well, um...get ready to see this familiar face again.

[twilit timber]

I already know the reason why we chat about other stuff in the wrong channels:

[drowsy badger]

Cuz we are breaking the system?

[twilit timber]

Whenever we try telling others to go to the correct channels, they just don't.

And we don't want to either.

[drowsy badger]

That's what the blue rabbit teached us

Break the system

[plain pumice]

Technically true.

[twilit timber]

And break your wallet too!

[drowsy badger]

Break your wallet?

Destroy it, burn it

[plain pumice]

Break your dreams, more like.

[drowsy badger]

Throw it away

[twilit timber]

Break your life.

Waste it on A9.

Die.

[glossy yarrow]

They are bringing back the rabbit?

[twilit timber]

😂

[drowsy badger]

Evaporate every single atom of your wallet

Yes! @glossy yarrow

[plain pumice]

@glossy yarrow You bet!

[drowsy badger]

Bugatti Divo now

[glossy yarrow]

Didn't leave the best taste in peoples mouth.

[twilit timber]

That speed isn't really going to do much...

[plain pumice]

[Edited.]

[drowsy badger]

It was the worst Special Event ever

[twilit timber]

So, I'm just skipping the Divo.

Yeah.

I've spent 17k tokens on that.

[glossy yarrow]

Had potential, but it was waaaaay to P2W.

[drowsy badger]

Yeah

[twilit timber]

Should have a guaranteed 3 stars Jesko.

[drowsy badger]

Very cool idea

[twilit timber]

But only got a locked Jesko.

[drowsy badger]

Original and all

[plain pumice]

Precisely.

[drowsy badger]

But its p2w was too much

[glossy yarrow]

Combine the concept with Battista levels of P2W and it'd be pretty good.

[drowsy badger]

Yes

[twilit timber]

Yeah.

[drowsy badger]

Look

[twilit timber]

Unlock the car with ease, star it up with some work.

[plain pumice]

My favorite aspect was regarding the cutscenes and display.

[glossy yarrow]

This is the first SE my whole club unlocked the car.

[twilit timber]

That! @plain pumice

[drowsy badger]

Well, it was just playing

[twilit timber]

I loved the UI aspects.

[drowsy badger]

Regera event was very easy tho

Almost free

[glossy yarrow]

Yeah.

[twilit timber]

Club hopping.

[drowsy badger]

Yep

[twilit timber]

Why did they allow us to do that, though?

[drowsy badger]

Cuz they didn't know about that @twilit timber

[dim bluff]

Wait is it confirmed that the divo is the new car?

[glossy yarrow]

Still needed to unlock the Apollo to unlock it.

[drowsy badger]

No @dim bluff

[dim bluff]

ok

[twilit timber]

So they were... stupid?

🤔

[drowsy badger]

@glossy yarrow You could unlock Apollo throught Ad packs

Normal luck was 1*

[glossy yarrow]

Normal luck, lol

[twilit timber]

How do you design something not knowing what it could bring for the players of your game?

[glossy yarrow]

I got like 5 bps from those ad packs.

[drowsy badger]

Idk, look at Jesko SE @twilit timber

[plain pumice]

Good point.

[twilit timber]

Well, it didn't have anything that they didn't know we would get.

I mean, at least, anything beneficial.

[drowsy badger]

There's many stuff GL don't know

[glossy yarrow]

I can't believe they didn't change course during Jesko.

[drowsy badger]

That's what makes this game playable

[glossy yarrow]

Event was over for 95% of the player base 1/3 of the way through.

[plain pumice]

@glossy yarrow They already had it planned out before things could work out. Hopefully the suggestions we made are implemented into this new one (maybe).

[drowsy badger]

Nah

Don't have hopes

Don't expect anything good

[plain pumice]

[twilit timber]

I wouldn't care less for the Divo.

[drowsy badger]

Same

I won't go for it

[plain pumice]

Unfortunately to say, I can agree.

[drowsy badger]

No tokens

[glossy yarrow]

Could have given more standard events with those purple tokens.

[twilit timber]

Unless if it were to be a buffed Battista?

[plain pumice]

Hm...

[twilit timber]

Because 380kph doesn't sound interesting for the top speed of an S class car.

[glossy yarrow]

Or an Alfieri hunt during it.

[twilit timber]

^

I mean, we got one before the SE.

But not many people played on it.

[plain pumice]

I remember I stayed up one summer, all night during the Alfieri hunt.

[drowsy badger]

You maxed it?

[glossy yarrow]

Real top speed is typically the stock top speed in-game

[plain pumice]

Unfortunately, I didn't. But never again. 😶

[twilit timber]

I remember when the Regera SE showed up.

I was 100% ready to spend tokens on Regera packs...

[drowsy badger]

Same

SAME

[twilit timber]

And they didn't even exist.

[drowsy badger]

Everybody thought that

[glossy yarrow]

Ha, I remeber that.

[drowsy badger]

Everybody expected Regera packs

[plain pumice]

That's true.

[twilit timber]

Like, COME ON! Whenever I had no tokens, you'd yeet packs into my face?

And then, when I did have some tokens, no packs at all?

[plain pumice]

But then... [Edited.]

[glossy yarrow]

But it was nice that first week of the new store getting mad Regera bps in ad packs.

[twilit timber]

The Regera's worse than the Chiron.

So, it should get packs.

[glossy yarrow]

It's pretty decent at 6 stars

[twilit timber]

but Gameloft thinks otherwise

[drowsy badger]

Yeah

[plain pumice]

Some say the Regera event was better, but I still think the Chiron was better.

[drowsy badger]

900 for each pack

You're crazy

[twilit timber]

If the SEs started showing up 3 months after they did...

I could have the Chiron.

[plain pumice]

⬆

[drowsy badger]

That event required like 20k tokens

Waldo got 5* 570s there

[glossy yarrow]

I wish they would bring back poor Aperta at some point here.

[twilit timber]

I'd learn to save up tokens before the SEs were to show up.

But then, I got screwed at the Chiron SE because stupid

[glossy yarrow]

Yeah, I got 4 jackpots opening 570 packs. Madness.

[drowsy badger]

What the heck

My 570s is still 4*

[twilit timber]

^

[drowsy badger]

I hate that car

[twilit timber]

I like it.

[drowsy badger]

I don't

[glossy yarrow]

My luck lately has not been... good.

[drowsy badger]

I've been suffering with that car since December

[plain pumice]

Me neither.

[twilit timber]

The nitro and acceleration are the main issues of it at lower stars.

ALSO

I got more Regera blueprints than 570s ones after the free pack nerfing.

[glossy yarrow]

It's the first car that was utter garbage until near maxed.

[twilit timber]

Is that logical?

[drowsy badger]

God

[plain pumice]

🤔

[drowsy badger]

The thing with Vanda is that

[twilit timber]

It's slow.

Handling's bad.

Nitro's good.

Acceleration too.

[drowsy badger]

Handling is awesome dude @twilit timber

Handling is really good

[twilit timber]

Awesome?

Then why did I keep hitting every corner of everything in its stage on the Battista SE?

[drowsy badger]

Cuz you are a noob @twilit timber

And yeah, it sucks at 1*

[glossy yarrow]

I managed to unlock Vanda with one 6x pack, the rest 3x's. Hate that car because of it.

[plain pumice]

I've found the acceleration to be well, not to say the same for the other stats though.

[drowsy badger]

But at 4* it's really good

I'm trying to get its epics

[twilit timber]

Cars started to get higher upgrade percentages at higher stars when the Huracán showed up.

[drowsy badger]

Yep

[glossy yarrow]

Spent enough tokens to 4 star it, barely unlocked it. Rubbish.

[drowsy badger]

I spent 13k on Vanda @glossy yarrow

[glossy yarrow]

Nah, that started with 570s. @twilit timber

[plain pumice]

@glossy yarrow That's happened to me, it's quite regretful. 😅

[glossy yarrow]

12k here

[twilit timber]

The only secondary car I would like to get from an SE would be the 911 GT3 RS.

[drowsy badger]

How many stars? @glossy yarrow

[twilit timber]

Frick the Vantage GT12, superslothy copy of the GS.

[drowsy badger]

Oh god big rip

[twilit timber]

Also, frick the Vanda.

[plain pumice]

[twilit timber]

Costs too much to get and it's bad at lower stars.

[glossy yarrow]

Vantage is a copy of SLR basically.

[drowsy badger]

Drifting kinda sucks

@glossy yarrow No

DBS Superleggera is a copy of SLR

Just buffed a bit

[plain pumice]

Good enough for me, since I got it for free.

[twilit timber]

The Vantage's a copy of the Corvette, with worse handling and nitro but better top speed and acceleration.

[inland blade]

Vanda not even good at higher stars

Until gold lol

[glossy yarrow]

Yeah, sorry, mixed them up, Vantage is the Corvette clone.

[twilit timber]

Slow.

[drowsy badger]

Vanda is only good at gold

[twilit timber]

Slow.

[inland blade]

It takes more bps to max than Chiron so good luck

[twilit timber]

s l o w

[drowsy badger]

Yeah

[plain pumice]

True.

[drowsy badger]

I need 107 Bps to max it

[glossy yarrow]

DBS tho doesn't have SLRs awesome drivability.

[twilit timber]

Slow cars for their classes are a bit annoying.

812 Superfast, I see you there.

[drowsy badger]

Still, DBS kills SLR

[inland blade]

SLR sluggish too, no king but it’s a runner up

[twilit timber]

Senna, you too, slow idiot.

[glossy yarrow]

SLR turns and drifts perfect, turns tight without oversteer.

[plain pumice]

*"Superslow."

[drowsy badger]

Mm?

I've tried both cars

Max SLR and Max DBS

DBS is way better

[inland blade]

I’m 49/50 for the super fast

[plain pumice]

This DBS is great though. It's free, and it tops a few others.

[glossy yarrow]

How does DBS kill SLR, their stats are almost identical.

[twilit timber]

Better speed and acceleration.

[inland blade]

Yeah it’s the same as vantage and corvette

[twilit timber]

Maybe the handling too?

[inland blade]

Same situation

[drowsy badger]

Speed and acceleration @glossy yarrow

[plain pumice]

Well, good enough for being easier to unlock.

[twilit timber]

^

^^^^^^^^^

That.

[drowsy badger]

Waldo, you got a photo of Max DBS?

No matter epics

[inland blade]

And better looking than slr

The merc is an old retirement car

For old ppl

[glossy yarrow]

No, but I have a max SLR.

4 star DBS

[drowsy badger]

I have Max SLR too

[drowsy badger]

Here is SLR

Speed and acceleration maxed

The only bad thing on DBS is its nitro

[plain pumice]

Compared to a max DBS now...

[drowsy badger]

But is enough

[inland blade]

Dbs can beat the merc on top speed tracks

[drowsy badger]

DBS can beat SLR on any track

[inland blade]

I don’t understand tho

Ohh

[drowsy badger]

DBS is just, better

[inland blade]

Nvm I’m dumb

Misread the stats

Yes dbs is better

[glossy yarrow]

Nitro difference matters tho.

[drowsy badger]

No

[plain pumice]

Hm...

[drowsy badger]

It's Enough with 71

73*

[twilit timber]

Hey, why did Gameloft take so long to release the Akylone and the TS1?

[inland blade]

Nitro difference matters only if it’s TLe or events

[drowsy badger]

No @inland blade

We are talking in general aspects

[plain pumice]

71 can fare well versus 77. They're close enough.

[inland blade]

@twilit timber the genty bc of licensing

[drowsy badger]

That was a rumor @inland blade

[inland blade]

Uhh

[glossy yarrow]

There is a noticable tier difference.

[twilit timber]

And the TS1?

[inland blade]

Ok

Idk

[glossy yarrow]

V10 nitro vs 918 nitro

[drowsy badger]

The difference It's not that huge

[inland blade]

Yes but any nitro can be managed wit the driver

[glossy yarrow]

Matters for building Shockwaves.

[inland blade]

Plus accel and handling make up for it

[plain pumice]

Now if only my cat would stop coming in between me and my iPad while I'm playing A9...

[inland blade]

Lol @plain pumice

[glossy yarrow]

It's less about running out than being able to Shockwave ramps and out of drifts easily.

[twilit timber]

→_→

[glossy yarrow]

Same thing that makes them darn corvettes such a nuisance in mp.

[plain pumice]

Breaking News: 'Corvettes have taken over multiplayer in Asphalt 9: Legends.'

[twilit timber]

We need countdown events once again.

[pine kite]

I miss those

[drowsy badger]

Oh my god

I remember Corvette

Worst car in B Class

Terrible stats

Even golden sucks

[plain pumice]

Overused.

[pine kite]

@drowsy badger OG Corvette was bad

[twilit timber]

Then it got buffed.

[drowsy badger]

I mean before @plain pumice

[twilit timber]

And it became cancerous after the hunts.

[plain pumice]

Right.

[drowsy badger]

Before it was a terrible car

Then they buffed it and nerfed SCG

[twilit timber]

Now it's a good car, but cancerous.

[pine kite]

SCG was bae

[drowsy badger]

Cuz SCG was way broken

[plain pumice]

Once it got a little revamp...everyone started using it.

[drowsy badger]

@plain pumice Think that in that time

The 3 Top B Class were

Not nerfed SCG

F12

And Corvette

SCG was broken

[twilit timber]

Old Corvette stats: 335.4 76.54 65.47 80.07
New Corvette stats: 335.4 76.55 94.52 81.88

[plain pumice]

The original SCG was perfect as-is. I don't think it deserved that.

[drowsy badger]

That handling Buff

[twilit timber]

^

[drowsy badger]

It did @plain pumice

Very low rank for its stats

That's why they released Sin R1

[plain pumice]

Hm...

[twilit timber]

Then they should just increase its rank?

[drowsy badger]

Sin R1 has basically Unnerfed SCG stats in a good rank

[pine kite]

They should have imo

[stoic schooner]

Nerf corvette handling to 75

[glossy yarrow]

The old SCG was better than every A class and most S class at the time.

[drowsy badger]

yeah

It destroyed everything

[plain pumice]

⬆

[twilit timber]

Nerf the Corvette's handling to 0.1.

😂

[pine kite]

Ford GT tho, that was completely uncalled for

[twilit timber]

^