🎖・multiplayer

[quasi hinge]

you will now stucked

[gleaming hemlock]

what

ye lobby always full

[quasi hinge]

you will stop here bcs a lot of ppl still in gold

you cant win you will see

[gleaming hemlock]

Lol

xD

if smol lobby then ez rep

[strange jetty]

smol

[chrome trail]

hay guys i.m new in game 😁

!

[strange jetty]

K

[crimson creek]

Well add 1st place to the 360kd gang

I normally wouldnt post this but it was on the last corner

So ugggh

[plain pumice]

In multiplayer, always expect it.

Almost everyone drives a helicopter.

[crimson creek]

No but it was the last corner i went for the clean pass 😭 😭

I was ina vette and he was in a 488

I was like i got this and then BAM

And then i was like: -___-

[lyric parcel]

I feel so proud rn. :D

[flat oak]

@torpid cypress bro

Remove this dude. Hacker in TGL 3

[rugged inlet]

🤔

[strange jetty]

bruh moment

[lyric parcel]

really.

Bruh moment

[flat oak]

@plain pumice watch 7 ads

[strange jetty]

another bruh moment

[short agate]

@flat oak 😂

[strange jetty]

https://streamable.com/z9vax

[crimson creek]

Rush season is amazing lul

I bet you still got points xd

[plain pumice]

STUNT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[strange jetty]

I came last @crimson creek

[crimson creek]

Oof

Rip 1 point xd

[plain pumice]

@plain pumice Similar to mine.

Backwards barrel-roll.

But yours was more of a close-call, mine went a bit smoother.

[strange jetty]

I accidentally 360’ed someone xd

[torpid cypress]

@flat oak he's not our member, it's a fake TGL club. Thanks for the notification though c:

[plain pumice]

Well that’s great.

[strange jetty]

c:

[flat oak]

@torpid cypress 😲 ok thanks!

[plain pumice]

@torpid cypress I like the new avatar, it looks nice.

The old one was good too, but this one stands out.

[torpid cypress]

👀

[plain pumice]

Just a compliment.

@crimson creek wow man and I get down much lol

[indigo lion]

._.

[lucid girder]

time 2 meme

[indigo lion]

Oh snap

[lucid girder]

yes you get snapped

[indigo lion]

Didn’t expect that

[lucid girder]

😂

entering Silver League soon

[plain pumice]

@indigo lion Expect the unexpected when @lucid girder races.

[indigo lion]

Well unexpected this

[plain pumice]

Now that’s a really good drop!

[lucid girder]

🍺

Difficulty increased

[indigo lion]

Ok

[lucid girder]

ok Acura NSX 2017 and H2 Speed

🤔

[indigo lion]

Unfair

[strange jetty]

@lucid girder i know how to meme 😉

[indigo lion]

I’m making my way up really slowly

[lucid girder]

please @strange jetty

do this then

[strange jetty]

https://streamable.com/z9vax

[lucid girder]

@strange jetty what the hell?

[strange jetty]

xd

[lucid girder]

let's meme 🤣

[strange jetty]

Also this

https://streamable.com/05695

[torpid cypress]

lmao

[plain pumice]

@strange jetty The way you move to different camera angles during the video makes it a lot funnier, it just works well.

[strange jetty]

The game did that lol

[plain pumice]

Still works great. 👌

[lucid girder]

let's meme

bruh

🍺

[pliant quartz]

The credits

[strange jetty]

bruh moment

[pliant quartz]

Imagine if the asphalt security force actually existed

[strange jetty]

does 360

[real gale]

the world would shiver at such great power

[strange jetty]

but in real life

[real gale]

i was driving my dad's charger today and really had an urge to press the 360 button

[weak compass]

And they exist in mp 😂

[real gale]

but alas.. no button.

[strange jetty]

People would spam 360s

Especially in Nascar 😉

[modern dome]

WEEEE

Hii

[strange jetty]

Hi

[modern dome]

Sup

[winter mica]

hey i’m back

after forever

i know

i should be more active 😦

but anyways

how are you guys?

[solid pawn]

Ded

[winter mica]

oh no

who killed you? did a noob 360 you?

[solid pawn]

@winter mica no

[winter mica]

well

what happend?

[solid pawn]

Talking about 360, heres a "saved by the 360"

@winter mica chat is ded

[winter mica]

oh nice

[solid pawn]

Like my soul

[winter mica]

and now you’re gokuthepininfarin

a

is your Corvette maxed?

[solid pawn]

@winter mica nope, but wait maybe 8 or 7 days and i will have a max corvette

[winter mica]

maxed with epics?

or max with bps

[solid pawn]

No, maxep with bepis

[winter mica]

oh

i will admit it...

[solid pawn]

Im gay

Well, really no

[winter mica]

i bought the forth of july packs for Viper GTS bps...

[indigo lion]

FBI open up

[winter mica]

now... 26/42 ...

for a 4* gts...

[solid pawn]

Well, i didn't

[winter mica]

this sux...

[solid pawn]

I already have it maxed 😂

[indigo lion]

What sux?

[solid pawn]

Succs

[indigo lion]

?

[solid pawn]

U

[winter mica]

@indigo lion i bought Fourth of july packs for Viper GTS bps, and now i’m stuck with 26/42 for 4*

[indigo lion]

What kind of car?

[winter mica]

Viper GTS

...

[indigo lion]

Hold on

[solid pawn]

@indigo lion a sport car

[winter mica]

Class A car...

26/42

Yellow color

[solid pawn]

An a9 car

[winter mica]

is that enough info?

[solid pawn]

@winter mica mine is red candy

😂

[winter mica]

😂

my F12tdf is blue and 2* 🤢

[indigo lion]

Dooge viper car?

[winter mica]

Dodge viper GTS

[indigo lion]

That?

I didn’t unlock it yet

[winter mica]

this car...

[gleaming hemlock]

Lol

[winter mica]

@gleaming hemlock What?

[solid pawn]

@winter mica ew, tbh, i dont like that colour

[gleaming hemlock]

ye

[winter mica]

me neither

it’s a cheese car

[solid pawn]

Mine looks like a Hellcat

[winter mica]

that’s why

@solid pawn nice!

and may i ask you

is there any illegal texts that you don’t want to check?

because i see you didn’t check your messages

there is that green !

[solid pawn]

Uh, wait, i gonna check them

[winter mica]

okay

[indigo lion]

But at least I got this

What are the odds?

[winter mica]

@indigo lion wow nice

@indigo lion

i don’t know, but i like it

[indigo lion]

Is F12df better the P1tm?

[winter mica]

yez i think

[solid pawn]

@winter mica ah, it was nothing, just my clubmates unlocking cars and the leader talking in spanish

[winter mica]

@solid pawn okay good

i was too lazy to arrest anyone anyways...

so thanks for not making my job harder than it is

you know... i don’t tell anyone this but...

I get paid minimum wage 😰😰

[odd bronze]

What it means

[solid pawn]

@odd bronze it means u succ

[indigo lion]

Hehe my IRl friends are really thinking I hack the game

[solid pawn]

@indigo lion why

[winter mica]

@indigo lion okay?

i will look into that

and perform major investigation

[indigo lion]

They never see tockens get over 1k and credits got to 1milen

[winter mica]

if necessary

@indigo lion oh

that’s easy to do

[indigo lion]

Ya

[solid pawn]

I have 1 million credits right now

[indigo lion]

And they keep asking are you hacking

I have 500k credits

[solid pawn]

Btw, this is whathaooendwhenyoyrttypefast

[indigo lion]

I can read that

[strange jetty]

k

[solid pawn]

I said "this is what happens when you type fast" typing it fast

[strange jetty]

k

[solid pawn]

k

[indigo lion]

I only spend 1$ on this game

[solid pawn]

Dollar

[strange jetty]

But y tho

[winter mica]

i spent... $16

[strange jetty]

U could have gotten a mcdonalds cheeseburger

Smh

[winter mica]

mcdonald’s is dumb

[indigo lion]

To get 30 BLP of VULCAN and 300k credits

Just for 1$

[strange jetty]

😐

[indigo lion]

Hay it a good deal

[solid pawn]

@winter mica you are more of Burger King?

[indigo lion]

I don’t want to wait 30 days just to get 30BLP

[winter mica]

yeah!

@indigo lion not 30 days... there’s class A events every week...

and you can use class b cars

[strange jetty]

^^

[indigo lion]

Huh I never thought about that

[strange jetty]

BRUH

[winter mica]

bruh moment

[solid pawn]

Bruhier

[indigo lion]

But 1$ Still a good deal

[solid pawn]

Dollar

[strange jetty]

Is it really tho?

[solid pawn]

@strange jetty no

[winter mica]

but you could have gotten a twix bar @indigo lion

and i could’ve gotten 16

[strange jetty]

Or something from Dollar Tree

[solid pawn]

I could buy a Tic Tac

[strange jetty]

U could buy pencils

Or shampoo lol

[solid pawn]

u could buy a game in offer from steam

[indigo lion]

Twix bar?

[winter mica]

offert

[onyx lynx]

ye

[winter mica]

oh hey waffle

[onyx lynx]

sup

it's just me and pancake

[strange jetty]

K

[indigo lion]

No there’s one more

[winter mica]

@strange jetty NOOO ||its potassium||

[solid pawn]

@onyx lynx oh god, that white pic is burning my eyes

[onyx lynx]

who

[solid pawn]

@onyx lynx me

[indigo lion]

Should I tell ?

[onyx lynx]

@solid pawn ur welcome

[indigo lion]

@winter mica

[strange jetty]

yes

[winter mica]

NOOOO

[onyx lynx]

Ye

[winter mica]

no

[strange jetty]

Ye

[winter mica]

don’t tell

DONT

[onyx lynx]

why

[winter mica]

NOOOO

DELETE

[onyx lynx]

ok

[solid pawn]

Waffle

[onyx lynx]

does pancake know?

[indigo lion]

🤐

No

[winter mica]

@onyx lynx No

and don’t tell

[onyx lynx]

but why though

[winter mica]

because no

[gleaming hemlock]

what

[onyx lynx]

🤔

[indigo lion]

🤐

[strange jetty]

🤧

[plain pumice]

This season is like:

[indigo lion]

Wait he changed to a different food again

[onyx lynx]

ok

[strange jetty]

Turtle Targa

[onyx lynx]

@plain pumice XD

[strange jetty]

I call the targa, the stupid Porsche (trademark)

[solid pawn]

Wait, where is Pan Cake?

[strange jetty]

hes dead

[onyx lynx]

@solid pawn idk

[indigo lion]

Don’t say that

[solid pawn]

D: @strange jetty

[strange jetty]

D:

[onyx lynx]

why u saying that @strange jetty

🤔

[indigo lion]

Or his phone is dead?

[solid pawn]

@onyx lynx He killed him

[indigo lion]

Cuz mine is at 11%!!!

[strange jetty]

🤔

[solid pawn]

@strange jetty Murder!

[onyx lynx]

wut

[strange jetty]

wut

[solid pawn]

wut

[indigo lion]

NANI

[onyx lynx]

k I'll just call pancake then

[strange jetty]

Dont

[indigo lion]

:/

Call

[strange jetty]

He’s probably sleeping or something

[solid pawn]

@onyx lynx Call 911 instead

[indigo lion]

Call FBI

[onyx lynx]

@plain pumice

@plain pumice

@plain pumice

[indigo lion]

His gonna get made

[onyx lynx]

nah

not with me

[cobalt mantle]

who is A8 SFM i met him in this race lol

[onyx lynx]

[strange jetty]

someone

[cobalt mantle]

ik

[indigo lion]

Wow

[cobalt mantle]

idk his name on discord

[solid pawn]

@onyx lynx maybe he is slepping

[onyx lynx]

@plain pumice u here?

[solid pawn]

Charlie Charlie

[winter mica]

percent

[onyx lynx]

@solid pawn pancake sleeps earlier than me

[rugged inlet]

@cobalt mantle I know him

[winter mica]

@onyx lynx no?

[indigo lion]

My phone gonna die

[onyx lynx]

@winter mica yeah

[solid pawn]

@fathom plume @winter mica Ok, theres 2 FBI

[onyx lynx]

oh wait

[winter mica]

imposter?

WHY

[onyx lynx]

I meant they sleep later

[winter mica]

yeah

[onyx lynx]

wait who's FBI

[indigo lion]

@winter mica

[onyx lynx]

which one

[indigo lion]

FBI and FBI

[winter mica]

@fathom plume you’re an imposter

[onyx lynx]

wuuuttt

[solid pawn]

@indigo lion reminds me to buzz lightyear 😂

[indigo lion]

Why am I that

[solid pawn]

"Im the real Buzz lightyear"

[onyx lynx]

idk

[strange jetty]

ecks dee

[onyx lynx]

@winter mica real you?

[winter mica]

yeah

[indigo lion]

Did I chat to the fake FBI all a long?!?

[winter mica]

i’m FBI2995

@indigo lion no

[onyx lynx]

ok

[indigo lion]

But why are there 2 of you?

[winter mica]

make sure my name is blue, and i have the platinum role, that’s the real me

if not

then you know it’s an imposter

[onyx lynx]

got it

[indigo lion]

Got

[onyx lynx]

[indigo lion]

It

[onyx lynx]

ye

[winter mica]

okay 👌

[indigo lion]

What if the other guy names blue too?

[winter mica]

then check if he has the platinum role

[onyx lynx]

ok

[winter mica]

there is no way he can get it in a week

[indigo lion]

How?

Oh

[winter mica]

he would have to send about 5000 messages

[indigo lion]

Now I see

I quit A9 windows 10

[onyx lynx]

ye same

Long time ago

[solid pawn]

@winter mica

[indigo lion]

I mostly been at school so I can’t play on my laptop a lot

[wooden raptor]

Gokuthekiller™#5613 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[indigo lion]

XD

[solid pawn]

Fu, i put FNI 😂

[onyx lynx]

[winter mica]

and just if he manages to get the Windows role

make sure i have this code

2955

[indigo lion]

Got it

[solid pawn]

2955

[winter mica]

umm

[onyx lynx]

2955

[winter mica]

you guys may want to delete those messages @solid pawn @indigo lion

just be careful for the mods

[indigo lion]

Ok

[winter mica]

they get cheesed easily

[solid pawn]

@winter mica what messages?

[indigo lion]

Done 😇

[winter mica]

okay

[onyx lynx]

Ye

[winter mica]

@solid pawn the message you just deleted...

[indigo lion]

What message?

[solid pawn]

@winter mica uhh, no, i dont deleted any messages

[indigo lion]

Same

😉

[solid pawn]

I dont saw any bad message

[onyx lynx]

liars

[solid pawn]

@onyx lynx no u

[winter mica]

yes @onyx lynx

[onyx lynx]

@solid pawn no u

[solid pawn]

No u +

[indigo lion]

You lie @onyx lynx

[onyx lynx]

No u infinity

[winter mica]

so

[onyx lynx]

XD

[winter mica]

how was the 4th of July?

[solid pawn]

No u infinity+

[indigo lion]

Type 1 if you think @onyx lynx lie

1

[solid pawn]

1

[onyx lynx]

@winter mica good. Hbu?

[winter mica]

No u

[onyx lynx]

wut

[indigo lion]

Wait...

[solid pawn]

@winter mica my 4th july was very peaceful

[winter mica]

type 4 if you think @solid pawn and @indigo lion are lying 🤥

4

[onyx lynx]

4

[solid pawn]

Basically cause i dont live in the USA 😂

[indigo lion]

It a draw

[onyx lynx]

Wait

[indigo lion]

Same

[winter mica]

@crimson creek type 4

[indigo lion]

There’s 2 waffle

[solid pawn]

Im getting ready for 9th July 😄 @winter mica

[onyx lynx]

@plain pumice

[winter mica]

@solid pawn let me guess... your birthday?

[crimson creek]

Huh?

[onyx lynx]

@plain pumice

[solid pawn]

@winter mica no, 4th july but in Argentina

[plain pumice]

4

[winter mica]

oh

[indigo lion]

My birthday was last month

[crimson creek]

C00l

[winter mica]

@plain pumice YAY

thanks for typing 4

[solid pawn]

Basically, Independence day

[indigo lion]

nuuu

[winter mica]

no longer a draw 😄

[plain pumice]

Sure.

[crimson creek]

What is four for @winter mica

[indigo lion]

@winter mica @fathom plume

[plain pumice]

I don’t know actually, I just read the debate.

[solid pawn]

1 4

[winter mica]

@crimson creek basically, @solid pawn @indigo lion sent innapropriate messages, i told them to delete, and they deleted them and said, i never sent any innapropriate messages

[plain pumice]

I see...

[indigo lion]

😇

[winter mica]

not innocent

[crimson creek]

Oh yea my copier from a month ago deleted their profile. I guess they were too bored to troll @plain pumice

[solid pawn]

Cause there WERE messages, but now they aren't there anymore

[indigo lion]

We’re just messing around

[solid pawn]

But i can say @#*$ @winter mica

[plain pumice]

Also, @strange jetty I have seen what you’ve said...and no, I am not dead.

[winter mica]

umm...

[plain pumice]

That wasn’t very nice...

[winter mica]

@solid pawn yeah i guess

[indigo lion]

:b

[onyx lynx]

Ye

[winter mica]

@plain pumice i agree...

@strange jetty Not innocent as well

[indigo lion]

Brb in 10 minutes

[winter mica]

@indigo lion No u

[onyx lynx]

k

[crimson creek]

Im just not

[plain pumice]

Goodbye for now @indigo lion

[indigo lion]

What now

[onyx lynx]

wut

[winter mica]

@onyx lynx next time, don’t say K, say potassium, that’s K in elemental form

okay?

[solid pawn]

K

[winter mica]

this server needs more potassium

[solid pawn]

Oh no

Eeh

Potassium

[onyx lynx]

ye

Potassium

[winter mica]

he’s

[solid pawn]

Potassium Potassium Potassium

[winter mica]

oxygen potassium

[plain pumice]

#🪄・off-topic

[winter mica]

No

but actually

yes

[onyx lynx]

@plain pumice why

[winter mica]

@quasi hinge noice

[solid pawn]

Ok, i gonna go

[winter mica]

huracan is GREAT MATE

[plain pumice]

@onyx lynx Because it’s off topic...

[onyx lynx]

k

[plain pumice]

Goodbye for now @solid pawn

[winter mica]

@solid pawn bye

see you soon

[onyx lynx]

[winter mica]

🤦🏼‍♂️ 🤦‍♀️

the whole community:

🤦‍♀️ 🤦🏼‍♂️

[barren hawk]

👀

[plain pumice]

I suppose.

@barren hawk You have good eye, it looks nearly the same.

[barren hawk]

I looked at that and said to myself, it looks the same 👀

[winter mica]

@barren hawk it actually does

[plain pumice]

Pure coincidence perhaps?

[barren hawk]

Maybe..

Prolly a hidden easter egg

[plain pumice]

Or a sponsorship...

[winter mica]

oops

[crimson creek]

Wait a second

[winter mica]

what?

[plain pumice]

Alright.

[crimson creek]

Also im still wondering where the lancer 1 year anniversary is (including a giant wing and splitter)

And a w i d e b o d y kit

[pine kite]

Mitsubishi Eclipse confirmed :V

[barren hawk]

👀

[winter mica]

okay, i’m about to go now, bye everyone, i will be back soon

[plain pumice]

@pine kite Perhaps it May hold true.

[crimson creek]

I hope not the new crossover eclipse

[plain pumice]

Goodbye for now @winter mica

[crimson creek]

Bye @winter mica

Imma head out too

[onyx lynx]

Cya @winter mica

[crimson creek]

Byeeee

[onyx lynx]

[winter mica]

bye @plain pumice @onyx lynx @crimson creek

[indigo lion]

Boom I’m back home

[plain pumice]

Welcome back @indigo lion

[indigo lion]

I was 1 minuets late

[onyx lynx]

ok

[vestal galleon]

🗿

[plain pumice]

I suppose.

[cobalt mantle]

hey now thats kinda true

[strange jetty]

gamer moment

[onyx lynx]

XD

[strange jetty]

https://streamable.com/yf3zh

😒

[plain pumice]

@strange jetty Well that’s not fair play. If they’re on the server, you should let them know not to do that.

@strange jetty Also, please don’t call me “dead” while I’m gone...

[strange jetty]

Ehh i dont really care tbh

But its still annoying

[plain pumice]

Oh, okay...

[strange jetty]

Also, sorry for calling u dead

I wont do it

Again

[plain pumice]

@strange jetty It’s alright, I appreciate the apology.

Not many people like to apologize, but you are an exception.

👍

[oblique laurel]

Pretty sad cars in red can't win 😂

as in disconnect

stupid game

[strange jetty]

stupid game

[plain pumice]

Oh no I felt earthquake again

[cursive kindle]

@bhp ben mb for kd

[oblique laurel]

@shell pivot @soft grove @unborn saffron @strange jetty

[torpid cypress]

🤔

Did you just ping them to say it's a stupid game

[oblique laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-wat-why-gif-5643942

https://tenor.com/view/no-nooo-nope-eat-fingerwag-gif-4880183

[strange jetty]

Dont tag unless u want to say something

[plain pumice]

@oblique laurel Done tag the developers/moderators unless absolutely necessary. Also, I would advise you to remove the irrelevant GIFs before one of them had to remove it or possibly issue a warning/mute/ban. You may post them in the #🪄・off-topic channel, just not here. Be careful with the posting.

[oblique laurel]

This again

[safe coyote]

😂

[oblique laurel]

@plain pumice i would rather talk to the developer then your mods

😂

[nocturne frost]

Dead

Chat

[plain pumice]

hello

[nocturne frost]

Hi👋

[oblique laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/seth-meyers-stressed-cant-omg-god-gif-10520950

https://tenor.com/view/bear-farting-lazy-funny-gif-9532523

[plain pumice]

how are you

[buoyant fractal]

👀

[torpid cypress]

👀

[plain pumice]

👀

[barren hawk]

👀

[strange jetty]

👀

[brittle rune]

👀

[plain pumice]

@oblique laurel Your choice.

[oblique laurel]

@plain pumice nah it's alway's been my choice 😂 choose

[bleak rock]

Ooof

[plain pumice]

QUALCHE ITALIANO?

[wooden raptor]

antonella p75#5097 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[plain pumice]

scusate

qualche italiano?

[grim narwhal]

English only on this server

[barren hawk]

RIP

now he can't enjoy the server

[grim narwhal]

Found a glitch

[strange jetty]

bruh moment

[oblique laurel]

@strange jetty 😂

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-happy-funny-lol-hilarious-gif-14476747

[plain pumice]

@oblique laurel Did you put the ‘upset’ emote? I didn’t mean to be strict or anything, I just don’t want anyone to be warned, that’s all. No harsh intentions.

[oblique laurel]

@plain pumice strickt 😂 oh no i enjoyed my night 😁

[plain pumice]

Oh, okay. 👍

[oblique laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/steveharvey-happy-gif-5159198

[plain pumice]

[oblique laurel]

😂

[plain pumice]

You seem fairly jolly today.

Which is a good thing.

[languid lake]

F

[plain pumice]

@languid lake You nearly had it.

hello

[brittle rune]

I'm out fools

Peace

🌕

[languid lake]

The fact that it sends you that far back on the respawn is just ridiculous

[oblique laurel]

@plain pumice yes i am , meet a nice women from Asia she was tired of being beating by the culture 😁

*met

[echo vector]

And legend's United members hacking as usual

3.9k r1 beating 3* vetter

Kk

[strange jetty]

Whats the proof

Where ur proof

[oblique laurel]

😂

[strange jetty]

Also the sin r1 is faster than the grandsport

And its higher ranked

And its on a top speed oriented track

[golden pulsar]

It's shen city.

[strange jetty]

Wheres ur proof that hes hacking?

[static quarry]

Lol a sin r1 is faster

[strange jetty]

Taking some screenshots isn’t enough @echo vector

[oblique laurel]

@static quarry 😂

[golden pulsar]

Well that's suspicious

[plain pumice]

Players previously left a MP race without finish the race.

[oblique laurel]

😂

[static quarry]

How you got 4th is disappointing unless you got KD’ed in that race

[plain pumice]

If players do this frequently they will become bad sport and placed with other bad sports.

@oblique laurel I have no comment on that...

[oblique laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/don-draper-dondraper-madmen-ok-gif-5457024

[plain pumice]

What about Ant1?

Ant1, For your crimes, you’ll be captured, sentenced, and punished.

[oblique laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-hill-yay-greek-aldos-gif-7212866

[plain pumice]

@plain pumice What did they do?

[oblique laurel]

@plain pumice don't worry

[bleak rock]

Best matchmaking ever rip fule

[plain pumice]

Okay...

[oblique laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/alrighty-then-gif-7715492

[plain pumice]

Goodnight everyone.

[torpid cypress]

gn

[oblique laurel]

later

[plain pumice]

😠

[strange jetty]

😠

[plain pumice]

Found SLR McLaren @short agate

[strange jetty]

They kinda common

Not common

But not that rare

[bleak rock]

@plain pumice oof frost

[strange jetty]

frost

[short agate]

@bleak rock @strange jetty @plain pumice what???? Who pingeddd

[bleak rock]

@short agate not me

[short agate]

@plain pumice oh did we race ...if i sucked its bc I'm laying in bed playing TD lol

[bleak rock]

(hiding)

[short agate]

@bleak rock under the blanket 🤣

[bleak rock]

Ooof

I don't like to play like that

[short agate]

@bleak rock me either but for rep its easy

[bleak rock]

Ya for a guy with maxed cars

[plain pumice]

@short agate Multiplayer Nice

[short agate]

@bleak rock i dont have a maxed SLR ...that's not me .lol

@plain pumice thanks

[bleak rock]

Lmao

[torpid cypress]

lol

The 'good old' days

[gleaming hemlock]

sry duplicated

[lucid girder]

I'ma hope to assemble that SLR McLaren

Lv.1 so i can meme

🤣

[gleaming hemlock]

@lucid girder lol

i did it to 3*

[lucid girder]

let's meme 🤣

[gleaming hemlock]

@lucid girder lol

why not the master season

[plain pumice]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[lucid girder]

@gleaming hemlock that's why 🤣

1 of them tried to 360 me while i m on the air 🤣

epic fail

[gleaming hemlock]

Lol 😂

im literally stealing points from those guys

5/5 races

[lucid girder]

lul

[gleaming hemlock]

haha

[lucid girder]

on Frozen Route

[gleaming hemlock]

rip acr

[lucid girder]

i swag

[gleaming hemlock]

😆

[winter mica]

warning: the following footage you will see is gameplay that only true noobs do, thank you!

so this noob tried 360ing me when i was in shockwave 😆 😆 😆

wow 😮

this channel is the most vacant thing to ever exist!

no one here?

WOW

-Insert Wow Meme_

[plain pumice]

😅

[winter mica]

yay

finally someone

[plain pumice]

Nothing to say though😅

[winter mica]

sadface

[plain pumice]

:(

[winter mica]

…

-...-

._.

[gleaming hemlock]

stop

[plain pumice]

Ordering FBI to stop👀

Thug life

[plain pumice]

Helllllloooo?

Anyone?

Okay np see ya😅

[static quarry]

What

Its been a minute

[bleak rock]

What

[indigo lion]

what did i miss?

[bleak rock]

@indigo lion a dead chat

[plain pumice]

Pos RIP CONNECTION LOST

[wooden raptor]

Pro™MarioLuigiSE🇮🇩#6560 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[plain pumice]

....

[lucid girder]

next2meme

[strange jetty]

Im 6 left to unlocking the Stupid Porsche™

[lucid girder]

lol

this porsche is stoopid

shall we? 🤣

[strange jetty]

the Stupid Porsche™

[sonic musk]

Ouch

[strange jetty]

the Stupid Porsche™

[lucid girder]

well memed 🍺

@sonic musk come on you didnt add upgrades yet?

😂

[strange jetty]

@sonic musk try to find the not the Stupid Porsche

@lucid girder make the Stupid Porsche™ and the 911 the same color and compare them

Lets see how similar they look

[sonic musk]

I regret nothing huehuehuehuehue

[lucid girder]

Elise Rekt

But you cant rekt better than i do

LUL

[strange jetty]

heuheuhueheu

[sonic musk]

True legends don't need those aiding upgrades

[strange jetty]

xd

[winter mica]

₽2₩

[indigo lion]

cars meme

[sonic musk]

And true legends makes P2W like P2JO(Joke only)

[bleak rock]

@sonic musk p2w means play to win

[lucid girder]

he knows

no need to tell him

[sonic musk]

And there are legends makes their pay power like a pure joke.

or puke

hue

[bleak rock]

🐳

[lucid girder]

🐳

I mean

🐳 💰

[bleak rock]

I heard they are extincting

[strange jetty]

lol

this is time for the gamer uprise

[bleak rock]

Naaah asphalt 9 not for gamers just for payers

[plain pumice]

:(

[strange jetty]

:)

[sonic musk]

Let them pay what they want and getting smoked by Fazard and his clones

[lucid girder]

I wish i was there

And watch me meme with bad cars

😂

[strange jetty]

I just turn around at the end and smashed into people

[bleak rock]

Hard to believe still there are people with 1* corvette

How lazy are they

😂

[strange jetty]

😂

[mild patio]

Manual control + Favorite track = Victory 🎉🎉

[strange jetty]

Really

Downtown Rise?

[mild patio]

Yeah @strange jetty

[quasi hinge]

WTH

9k already 😮

[strange jetty]

WTH

[quasi hinge]

OMG

no life

[strange jetty]

Thats last season lmao

[junior storm]

Botfarming

[strange jetty]

I think

[strange jetty]

k

[mild patio]

@quasi hinge Dude 😂😂 its from last season

[quasi hinge]

Android no lifers

[versed geode]

So does Farzad and friends

[plain pumice]

@versed geode 🤔

[ripe pelican]

Far"zad" you know what "zad" means in my language?

[strange jetty]

What?

Is it inappropriate?

[ripe pelican]

Butt. It means Butt.

[strange jetty]

._.

[versed geode]

Far'butt'

[bleak rock]

😂

[weak compass]

Backflip
Reminds me of Hill Climb Racing 😂

[bleak rock]

@weak compass epic fail succeed

🤣

[plucky matrix]

I just searched for Gameloft on urban dictionary and I'm not disappointed🤣

[ripe pelican]

New Special Ability for a car: Gravedigger
Every time you are knocked out, you're leaving a nitro tombstone. After driving into it, you'll recover whole nitro.

[weak compass]

@bleak rock i was sweating hard while my car is in midair 😂

[sonic minnow]

@ripe pelican you mean in multiple lap races?

[strange jetty]

@ripe pelican showdown mode, but in asphalt 9

[plain pumice]

200% True 😂 @plucky matrix

[plucky matrix]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gameloft

@plain pumice check definition 2 and 3 , i assure you won't be disappointed

Especially 3 , it is gold🤣

2 won't be allowed to be posted here

[plain pumice]

I just opened the website, hilarious definitions but true @plucky matrix

😂🤣🤣

[plucky matrix]

Well yeah lol

[strange jetty]

Asphalt 5

[plain pumice]

2 one is the best @plucky matrix

[plucky matrix]

@plain pumice yeah it's gold 🤣

It's so accurate that it hurts

😂 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣

The 2nd paragraph just wow😂

And paragraph 3 is hard reality😦

[feral kiln]

Very Funny and good for @plain pumice there are no mods about

[plain pumice]

I am not sharing any leaks or any kind of offensive info though @feral kiln

[gleaming hemlock]

.

[feral kiln]

Have you seen the language

Anyway

We need a more up to date one

[plain pumice]

Oh 👀
Didn’t notice that lol 😂 @feral kiln

[gleaming hemlock]

@plain pumice any idea?

[plucky matrix]

@gleaming hemlock😒

[gleaming hemlock]

on the 2FA issue?

[plucky matrix]

Oh

Nvm , worng ping

[stray dew]

lol where 's the 6th and 7th place 😄

[twilit timber]

lul

[plucky matrix]

@stray dew they were lost in the Bermuda triangle looking for akylone

[stray dew]

yup seems so 😄

[lavish schooner]

Hi....How to increase the frame rate in the game and improve the graphics on snapdragon 855🤔

[thorn oak]

guys it's time to show you my real poweer

ios, top5k with TD stock 911, possible?🤣

[indigo lion]

huh?

[plain pumice]

Ok

[indigo lion]

now what is that image

[stray dew]

@thorn oak i am like 600 position on windows with stock Targa and mostly have let TD play it without my interaction at all

1 star max actually

690 position 1107 rating

Mostly get 1-2 opponents

so it's like farming rep for my club or like botting

[snow ether]

😎

[thorn oak]

lol good series for windows ppl

[stray dew]

it should be pretty much same for IOS

IOS have pretty much same amount of players like on Windows. Maybe a bit more

[thorn oak]

yeh

[strange jetty]

yeh

[quasi hinge]

GL fix your servers 😡

i got DC for 2 times in finish lane

this targa season have issues in servers

[narrow pasture]

fix your internet lol

[stray dew]

Oh lol even this happens in auto play 😄

[south spruce]

@narrow pasture you've got a point

Lel

[round badger]

Internet sucks

Wifi is kool Aid

AIDS

[stray dew]

I dont have problems with any of that

[south spruce]

???

[stray dew]

internet part

Home network is 100/100Mbps the 4th fastest in my country

And well most of my country is covered with 4G too

[narrow pasture]

I never got a dc because my internet is stable so yeah @south spruce

[south spruce]

@narrow pasture me either

[round badger]

What's your country @stray dew

[stray dew]

While this game servers are potatos

[round badger]

Seems so juicy

[stray dew]

Estonia

[round badger]

Hmmmm

Juicy....

[south spruce]

I'm from the Philippines

[round badger]

I am from Underground

[barren hawk]

🙃

[stray dew]

My country is basically silicon wally of Europe

[south spruce]

Did you mean silicon valley lol

[round badger]

Meh got to Israel Bruh

i live in Mars

where there is A hugeeeeeeeeee silly-cone valley

[tiny kindle]

Vi guys

Hi guys

Oh really hahahah

What are you talking ...

[plain pumice]

Not u man scroll up

[tiny kindle]

I can give you the video of the race...

[plain pumice]

🤔

[tiny kindle]

I want send of this place ok

He erase his comments

[plain pumice]

No mod did it.

[tiny kindle]

Coward...

[plain pumice]

Mine's gone too

Oof

Probably to get rid of the tag

Yeah

[fast violet]

@plain pumice that was 360 on the ramp, sorry

[barren hawk]

@ripe pelican I don't know your Ghost suggestion. That's going to cause collision problems

[tiny kindle]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-ncDVgGZVHhcCLnPLC4uy7bH0R5_g94q/view?usp=drivesdk

It's a Race.. MP

[narrow pasture]

leol

[torn saddle]

Oof

[coarse vault]

@plain pumice

[bleak rock]

🤔

[plain pumice]

?

[bleak rock]

@coarse vault why mention a mod

[narrow pasture]

thank u, next

[coarse vault]

I have business with him

Private

[bleak rock]

👍

[twilit timber]

@coarse vault then PM him

, - ,

lol

[coarse vault]

I have to ping him first

[twilit timber]

o kek

[coarse vault]

Im not in the mood for discussions

[twilit timber]

oh wow, didn't even say 4 words and you think it's a discussion already

ok then

[crimson creek]

Lul

[bleak rock]

Lol

[twilit timber]

Lel

[crimson creek]

w0w

C00l👍

[crimson creek]

Rip huracans

[narrow pasture]

leol

[gleaming hemlock]

Lol

i beated 2k one

with a big time gap

1*

no knockdown or push

[twilit timber]

I can't even play at that season

20 BPs left to unlock the Targa

: (

[wooden raptor]

MTMguy#4070 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[twilit timber]

Ok screw this

Why's "crap" censored?

[weak compass]

@gleaming hemlock i hate it when i end up hitting that middle island

[gleaming hemlock]

Lol

ye

[weak compass]

😂

One good race in carribean wrecked completely

[barren hawk]

🤔

@gleaming hemlock Not mod anymore?

[gleaming hemlock]

~~
i think so~~

@barren hawk

[twilit timber]

wait, you were a mod?

[gleaming hemlock]

y

e

[twilit timber]

ok then

[gleaming hemlock]

hi hectorx : P

[twilit timber]

oh look who's around here

[gleaming hemlock]

ye

[hasty sorrel]

Hi

[twilit timber]

Hello

[gleaming hemlock]

yo

[barren hawk]

🤔

hm...

[solid pawn]

Good Meem

[gleaming hemlock]

@solid pawn noice

59-37=...

[barren hawk]

Happy 10th Birthday Asphalt 4 🎉