🎖・multiplayer

[plain pumice]

Again...

[drowsy badger]

Nice

So

How about in 2 weeks?

UWU

Jk

[sonic minnow]

Best wishes

[plain pumice]

are you gonna commit suicide in 2 weeks

[drowsy badger]

I won't kill myself lol

[plain pumice]

oh sad

this is so sad

@plain pumice Don’t day things like that please.

@plain pumice isn't it sad

[drowsy badger]

👁 👄 👁

[frigid isle]

@solid gazelle why you say I racist

[wooden raptor]

Ichthyostega#6623 has been warned

Reason: talking about suicide

[plain pumice]

lmaooooooooooo

[frigid isle]

😂

[plain pumice]

I get warned?

[twilit timber]

THE IRONY

[drowsy badger]

Lmao

[plain pumice]

good job

Not funny.

[sonic minnow]

😂

[drowsy badger]

What just happened

[plain pumice]

the mods are at their peak

[twilit timber]

the irony is great

[drowsy badger]

I r o n y

[plain pumice]

It’s really not funny.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wooden raptor]

Ichthyostega#6623 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[sonic minnow]

🅰 🇭 🅰 Slow Mode 😂 😂 😂

[solid gazelle]

Do you think they will even post something? New erush use starting tmz and alot of us are gonna miss out. @polar nova

[frigid isle]

Yooooo this bois name has bish in it

[sudden copper]

Test owo 5 mins

[strange jetty]

owo

[rugged inlet]

Why can’t we have fast mode

[polar nova]

@solid gazelle I hope GL can find the issue(s) & get it resolved in time. I'm just as curious as everyone else how something this widespread happened IF everyone was in fact using authorized sources for downloads, not using any 3rd party apps, etc.

[feral kiln]

@polar nova me too, I wonder that too

[polar nova]

Slow mode will disappear only once the channel get back on the proper topic...

[twilit timber]

Is a mod
Bypasses warn
Warns someone else because they talked about suicide
Ah, the irony.

[polar nova]

@plain pumice where did you find a photo of my ex father-in-law?

[solid gazelle]

@frigid isle it was something you said to @drowsy badger. Let's stop this talk now.

[sonic minnow]

You can edit to reply👀 👀

[frigid isle]

@solid gazelle how am I sexist

[drowsy badger]

@noble lichen Sexual and Suicide conversation ended in a Mute Channel lmao

[noble lichen]

what's going on in this chat

[plain pumice]

@frigid isle You’ve said some very inappropriate things, it wasn’t very nice to have here. My apologies for sounding stern, but I don’t want anyone feeling upset here.

[polar nova]

@twilit timber I work with suicidal military veterans. It is NOT a joke, it is not something to make off color comments about. I work too closely to suicidal people to let any of you use it as a damn punch line in a joke or off color comment. Try telling a 5 year old that daddy isn't coming home again because he went into the garage & blew his brains out. The topic on suicide is done in this server, permanently.

[sudden copper]

Ich is 13 😂 😂 😂

[solid gazelle]

Suicide regardless isn't a joke.. I know many people who have been through such feelings and my god it is awful seeing people go through that. Try telling someone's parents that their kid wants to die.

This stuff is too deep now.

[drowsy badger]

Who's gonna watch Endgame 2.0?

[tepid vapor]

Kd kd kd EVERY SINGLE race WT f is this? I never kd anyone but i get kd everytime no matter how unfair it is

[twilit timber]

So the suicide jokes are going to block the fact that you bypassed swearing? Ok... whatever.

[hollow bough]

yo mtmguy

[idle inlet]

👀

[sonic minnow]

That's disheartening

[sudden copper]

@twilit timber mountain guy

[polar nova]

I'll also shut down slow mode

[plain pumice]

Well, it’s over now. Back to multiplayer topic like the channel was meant for.

[twilit timber]

@hollow bough Yeah?

[drowsy badger]

You never talk about Multiplayer in this channel @plain pumice

[hollow bough]

I just said yo

[twilit timber]

oh yo

lel

[strange jetty]

That new showdown mode in Asphalt 8 is litterally Mario Kart lul

[hollow bough]

@twilit timber are you still gay

[drowsy badger]

@hollow bough LMAO

[plain pumice]

@drowsy badger Sometimes I do, but speaking of sensitive topics are just...unbearable.

And unacceptable.

Thank you GL for ban only because I answered the phone

[sudden copper]

[twilit timber]

@hollow bough what

the heck

[hollow bough]

Don't you know me

[twilit timber]

no

[drowsy badger]

I know u @hollow bough

[plain pumice]

...

[drowsy badger]

Long time don't see ya

[hollow bough]

hahaha

[twilit timber]

I don't know who Aphrodi is

[drowsy badger]

Came from retirement?

[twilit timber]

it ain't Legend

yeah it ain't Legend

[sudden copper]

@twilit timber it is legend

Shush

[twilit timber]

I KNOW

[drowsy badger]

SDR

[worthy pecan]

@sudden copperhi

[twilit timber]

do you think I'm dumb or something

[drowsy badger]

I think

[hollow bough]

SDR

LOL

[twilit timber]

@drowsy badger yes

YES

[sudden copper]

@worthy pecan yo

[twilit timber]

,-,

[drowsy badger]

@hollow bough Missed ya

[hollow bough]

That's gay

[drowsy badger]

@hollow bough I know

[hollow bough]

hahahaha

[polar nova]

@twilit timber The bot doesn't have s... or f... or similar in it's database & I have never warned anyone for using that format (and I never will warn for using that) since it doesn't really show any profanity & people only assume that is what it means when used. We can't really warn for 'Fxxk' since that is the name of a car in this game............

[hollow bough]

good that you admit your gayness

[plain pumice]

Anyone can be who they want to be.

No problem with that.

[sudden copper]

Fxx k< this car good

[drowsy badger]

@hollow bough Me gay on chats

[plain pumice]

@sudden copper Agreed.

[hollow bough]

you're the most unstable person ever

Somtiems

[drowsy badger]

I know

Isn't it cool?

Holy FXXK

[hollow bough]

it is

[drowsy badger]

FXXK is cool

[hollow bough]

yes

[drowsy badger]

Nice acceleration

Goos nitro

[hollow bough]

bad speed

[drowsy badger]

Bad speed

[polar nova]

I keep forgetting the asterisk prompts a font change..... 🤦

[drowsy badger]

But is a Holy Car

[sonic minnow]

Devine

[hollow bough]

well you're being really weird already

[twilit timber]

oh fxxk

that car is nice

[hollow bough]

Stop

[twilit timber]

I have just driven it

no really I have

@hollow bough

[plain pumice]

I haven’t unlocked it yet.

[twilit timber]

oof

[hollow bough]

@twilit timber what

[sonic minnow]

I use fxxk to get fxxk bp in daily car loot

[twilit timber]

I'm doing good on MP while using it

😂

[plain pumice]

Okay.

[hollow bough]

@twilit timber Male-To-Male Guy

that's what shady was calling you

[drowsy badger]

LMAO

[twilit timber]

lmao

he's dumb

[sonic minnow]

😂 😂

[twilit timber]

that's why

[drowsy badger]

My lmao was more lmao than your lmao @twilit timber

[twilit timber]

ofc knai

[hollow bough]

you 2 were good guys

[drowsy badger]

Were?

[hollow bough]

sadly I cant talk with you both anymore much

[twilit timber]

my knai was more lmao than your lmao than my lmao @drowsy badger

[drowsy badger]

Lmao

@hollow bough why :c

[twilit timber]

yeah why?

[hollow bough]

this server is beyond toxic nowdays

[twilit timber]

:<

[plain pumice]

I keep getting this advertisement.

[hollow bough]

and I quit the game

[twilit timber]

oofies

[drowsy badger]

F

[twilit timber]

OOFIES

[drowsy badger]

Jesko came

[hollow bough]

Ik

[plain pumice]

...

[hollow bough]

and I don't like the fact that it needs keys instead of BPs

[drowsy badger]

oof

Maybe the key

[plain pumice]

No word on the key yet, but I’m sure they’ll say tomorrow.

[drowsy badger]

Is just a symbol

Liek R&D Symbol

[hollow bough]

yeah but I saw someone leaked something different

[sonic minnow]

Not just a symbol, the jesko is already one stared

[drowsy badger]

I don't think they'll say something about Jesko until its event comes @plain pumice

[plain pumice]

@drowsy badger We’ll just have to wait and see. 👍

[twilit timber]

the game says we need a KEY

not SOME or THE KEYS

[plain pumice]

True...

But where can the key be found? 🤔

[sonic minnow]

The jesko is already one stared, other cars were not (see zenvo). We will just need a key and bamm, car unlocked.

[plain pumice]

The key might be more of a challenge to get.

Harder than just difficult.

40bp 2 star

😂

[solid gazelle]

@raven prism tell me about it 🤦‍♀️

[drowsy badger]

F

A lot of people got into CB

I haven't played Multiplayer

[sonic minnow]

Fxxk

[plain pumice]

@drowsy badger I would advise to not play multiplayer for now, especially on Android. Many are being banned and are experiencing many other issues with the game. Gameloft has been notified and they should work on fixing these issues soon.

[opaque pelican]

Im looking for good team

[plain pumice]

@opaque pelican On which platform?

[opaque pelican]

@plain pumice what do you mean?

[drowsy badger]

Android, Windows or iOS @opaque pelican

[opaque pelican]

Ios

[drowsy badger]

@plain pumice Indeed. I would suggest not play Multiplayer until tomorrow.

[plain pumice]

@opaque pelican Go to #🍏・ios-clubs, you’ll find some there.

@drowsy badger For iOS, it’s fine. But a lot of Android players are having these issues unfortunately.

[opaque pelican]

Why not to play?

[solid gazelle]

@pancake this is all gameloft say

[sonic minnow]

@opaque pelican try using a Samsung device

[plain pumice]

@solid gazelle I think it’s the same message sent to everyone unfortunately...

[solid gazelle]

Yup :/

[plain pumice]

@sonic minnow Samsung users are main,y being banned.

@opaque pelican Don’t play on a Samsung device for now.

[opaque pelican]

I play with ios and thing is fine

[sonic minnow]

Idk, maybe because of crapy blotware they put on their devices

[opaque pelican]

I just left my old team

[plain pumice]

Yes, on iOS, things are fine luckily.

[drowsy badger]

Yeah @plain pumice

It seems that the Anti Cheat system is having real bad problems

[plain pumice]

Unfortunately.

[opaque pelican]

How do people cheat?

[sonic minnow]

@opaque pelican see #563703708081192960

[plain pumice]

Plenty of ways.

[pulsar widget]

A lot of them are in Android :/

[sonic minnow]

At least they are being reported, not the 120pf pros

[opaque pelican]

Guys i wanna join the cobra team

How to contact them?

[plain pumice]

@opaque pelican You can Direct Message the person who posted the recruitment post. Tap and hold on their username, and you’ll see an option to “Message” them.

[opaque pelican]

No one did. I just wanna join it coz its a good team

Did 65k this season

[plain pumice]

Not bad!

[opaque pelican]

Ty

[plain pumice]

👍

[frigid isle]

@solid gazelle forgive me, I meant no insult to beautiful women

[crimson creek]

Honest opinons guys, which car has a more toxic driver (usually):
1:f12
2:vlf

Leave a reaction w whichever #

[plain pumice]

@crimson creek VLF

[crimson creek]

Id have to agree tbh @plain pumice

Although f12 drivers arent exactly angels either xd

[plain pumice]

@frigid isle Just avoid mentioning things like that, it wasn’t very respectful or appropriate.

[frigid isle]

You're just hating cuz you don't have either

:P

@plain pumice .....

@crimson creek it's my best A class car

@plain pumice I WILL MENTION IT

[plain pumice]

@frigid isle But if I may ask...why? It’s very disrespectful to speak like that. 😕

[haughty pumice]

What is happening now

[crimson creek]

Idk

Tbh

I tried to strike up a vote but then got shutdown in abt 2 mins

[haughty pumice]

Oh

[frigid isle]

@plain pumice I had to say SORRY JEEZ

[plain pumice]

@frigid isle Okay...

[crimson creek]

Notice he said he HAD to say it @plain pumice

[plain pumice]

I know...

Just please be respectful towards others, and try not to act up like that again. That’s all I ask.

[crimson creek]

Not that he shouldve said it...

[frigid isle]

I REFUSE to be respectful towards furries

@plain pumice also don't tell me what to do flapjack ol boi

[crimson creek]

(Insert Franklin meme here)

[frigid isle]

This is the last time I tell you

[crimson creek]

Ooh what are u gonna do virtually punch him? @frigid isle

[plain pumice]

Oooh there's a fight here?

Let me join.

[crimson creek]

Lol @plain pumice

[plain pumice]

Dang, looks like i was late.

[crimson creek]

Yep lol

[plain pumice]

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[crimson creek]

Just by a little bit too

[plain pumice]

Who wants 3440x1440 100mbs uncompressed Asphalt 9 video?

Okay.

96%

getting there

Very close.

Ok we good.

Everyone go to #🪄・off-topic

Okay.

[lavish citrus]

@plain pumice Ahh sorry 😞 i was trying to avoid you but steering on shock sucks. Did you get that 2nd at least?

[crimson creek]

Y not @plain pumice

[plain pumice]

@lavish citrus np, yes 2nd 🙂

[lavish citrus]

Thats good news 👍😁 Have a good day And see you on track @plain pumice

[frigid isle]

@crimson creek I wasn't talking to you

[crimson creek]

(Insert ANOTHER Franklin meme here)

[frigid isle]

🇫

[crimson creek]

Ah boi here we go again

[plain pumice]

It’s alright, no need to discuss this longer. It’s over now.

[opal valve]

Guys does anyone here who has s10 or s10+ with 60 FPS?

[plain pumice]

ROG Phone with 45 FPS here (insert laugh meme here)

[opal valve]

I wanted to buy new phone
And wanted opinion and options

[plain pumice]

ROG Phone best phone

But a bit outdated at this point.

[opal valve]

845

[frigid isle]

Laugh meme inserted

[plain pumice]

Thx bro 👍

[opal valve]

🤣

So is anyone with s10 here around

[plain pumice]

You wanna buy a phone to avoid the 30/45 FPS cap on Asphalt 9?

Why not play it on PC?

[solid gazelle]

@frigid isle Dude it's calm. Just be wary of what you say.. don't be disrespectful is all, like @pancake said. No hard feelings.

[sonic minnow]

I don't want to tilt my pc tho

[opal valve]

Well I need phone anyway

[solid gazelle]

@opal valve S8 for me. Planning on getting s10. This game will he killer on it.

[plain pumice]

@sonic minnow Try using the keyboard arrow. I heard they can steer your car as well.

[frigid isle]

@solid gazelle ok thanks for being reasonable 😌🙏

[opal valve]

Pc tilting 🤣😂

[sudden copper]

@solid gazelle what's your ign

[plain pumice]

I use tap to steer.

Best phone

[opal valve]

@sudden copper bro what 8hone do you have

[frigid isle]

Look cool

[sonic minnow]

@plain pumice you try with arrows and spacebars, It's annoying tbh

[plain pumice]

Looks good!

[solid gazelle]

What do you mean by ign? @sudden copper

[plain pumice]

@solid gazelle In-game name.

[sudden copper]

@opal valve

@solid gazelle in game nick

[plain pumice]

@sonic minnow Im doing fine tho.

[solid gazelle]

@Karjen why haha

[opal valve]

Same processor we have there
But my phone is on 10 FPS now

[plain pumice]

F

Get ROG Phone

If you are worthy

[opal valve]

Why

[plain pumice]

Cause it is the best phone

[opal valve]

Why 45 fps when I can do 60

Same price here

[plain pumice]

45 fps capped

@solid gazelle Users like asking for in-game name in case they play against you in multiplayer matches, that’s all.

ROG Phone can go to 60 if Gameloft would allow it

However it can go up 90 while S10 goes to 60

[sudden copper]

@opal valve my game is like 15 fps

Mi5

[plain pumice]

Also a lot of gamer features such as real time monitoring

[opal valve]

Most phones can do 60 FPS if GL allows

[plain pumice]

Also the phone looks better in general.

[opal valve]

I didn't like design of ROG

Most of phone gigs are also mentioned phone is kinda ugly

^o^

[plain pumice]

Just because it is not a generic glass box and does not look like every other godamm phone on the market, doesn't mean it is ugly.

[drowsy badger]

Lmao he's argumenting with "Looks better"

[sudden copper]

@solid gazelle I'm asking Ur in game nick bcs I want to know if I matched u in cb

[opal valve]

⚰️

[drowsy badger]

lol

[opal valve]

Hehehe

[plain pumice]

Nice.

[wooden raptor]

r95#8893 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[sonic minnow]

Owo

[proper imp]

Whats going on

[drowsy badger]

F

[opal valve]

Oof

[plain pumice]

Not much.

[solid gazelle]

Hint*

[proper imp]

Ok

[solid gazelle]

@plain pumice sweet :)

[plain pumice]

👍

[opal valve]

@drowsy badger what phone model do you have

[wooden raptor]

r95#8893 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[drowsy badger]

Moto X4 :c @opal valve

[opal valve]

Oof

Wow @drowsy badger

[proper imp]

🤠

[sonic minnow]

Fxxk

[sudden copper]

⬅ ➡

[drowsy badger]

@solid gazelle One more and mute lol

[opal valve]

Isn't that flagship

[drowsy badger]

Nvm, already got mute

[proper imp]

Is a 630 Snapdragon

[opal valve]

630 isn't snapdragon

[drowsy badger]

Lol

[plain pumice]

It is a snaplizard

[opal valve]

It is snapturtle

[proper imp]

😂

[opal valve]

😅

[proper imp]

@opal valve you got me 🤣

[drowsy badger]

630 works meh

[sudden copper]

[opal valve]

🥔

[drowsy badger]

Is not the big thing

But still works

[proper imp]

Really meh

[drowsy badger]

With Medium Graphics

[sudden copper]

[drowsy badger]

Fps not so bad

Neither high

[opal valve]

@proper imp😂

[drowsy badger]

Is just the most average phone you will find lol

[sudden copper]

I'd prefer Xiaomi mi A1 or redmi note 4 over Xiaomi Mi 5

[plain pumice]

[opal valve]

I am divided between Huawei p30 Pro and Samsung s10+

[proper imp]

S10+

[plain pumice]

Ok guys big brain question

Can you use HDMI to usb adapter to connect RTX 2080ti to your phone?

[proper imp]

Lol

[drowsy badger]

lol

This question

Isn't a question indeed

[proper imp]

Why would you do it?

[drowsy badger]

Is just a casual hidden Flex

[plain pumice]

@plain pumice It depends on if the phone supports it.

[sonic minnow]

@plain pumice yes you can, but it will land you in CB

[opal valve]

999 FPS

[rugged inlet]

Fps bypass 🤔

[opal valve]

And make your phone into toast machine

Or microwave

[echo vector]

Is it only me or Shanghai is bugged

[plain pumice]

You all playing Asphalt 9 wrong

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[plain pumice]

🤔

[proper imp]

How much that eGPU cost ?

[plain pumice]

200$ iirc

[opal valve]

Unreachable bottle

[plain pumice]

@opal valve Your car needs to jump to get the nitro, you didn’t know?

[drowsy badger]

@plain pumice It's not possible

[opal valve]

Well bro I did 250 races and never got it
Jump or not @plain pumice

[echo vector]

Any issues with Shanghai

[plain pumice]

Hahahahahahaha

@drowsy badger I know, I wasn’t serious.

People don't get jokes apparently

[opal valve]

⚰️

[proper imp]

[plain pumice]

Well it is 1AM, i will go sleep i suppose.

[drowsy badger]

@plain pumiceHe/She is always serious lol

[plain pumice]

Even tho i know i will be awake at least till 3

[opal valve]

2 am here

[proper imp]

Lol 1am

Lmao

[plain pumice]

7 pm here.

[opal valve]

🤣

[torpid cypress]

8am

[sonic minnow]

It's 4:33 AM here 😂

[proper imp]

Jk is 6:03 here

[plain pumice]

Just a reminder, there is 1.1 GB Asphalt 9 video in #🪄・off-topic . 3440x1440 @ 100mbs. Feel free to download if you wish

[plain pumice]

@drowsy badger but that was an easy one xD he/she/they 😉

[echo vector]

TD can't use this ramp anymor

[proper imp]

😂 👌 👊 🤠

[plain pumice]

Stop using TD you pleb

[proper imp]

@plain pumice 😎 👍

[sonic minnow]

Another holy fxxk

[quick pilot]

6:04 21st June here

[proper imp]

21

[sudden copper]

02:04 here

[plain pumice]

Oh damm it is 21 already

Need to double down on my laptop purchase.

[proper imp]

Wait what

[quick pilot]

Lol

[plain pumice]

Interesting.

[quick pilot]

GMT+7 so in here we'll get the event at 17:00

What i mean with event is the SE

[echo vector]

@plain pumice rofl only 3440x1440 video of asphalt 9 why should I even watch it since I play on 3840 x 2160 every single day pleb

[proper imp]

GMT-5 here

[plain pumice]

@echo vector I play it at 5160x2160 but recorder only picks up native

But eitherway, i am part of ultrawide masterrace.

[proper imp]

Owo

[quick pilot]

@proper imp GMT*

[plain pumice]

Nobody can beat that

[quick pilot]

GMT > GreenWich Mean Time

[echo vector]

@plain pumice I pay on that resolution on my PHONE not a machine with dedicated video cars

[opal valve]

Sony Xperia 1
Crazy screen phone

[proper imp]

@quick pilot you didn't see anything

[quick pilot]

Lol

[plain pumice]

At how much FPS tho 🤔

Also what phone?

[echo vector]

So yeah @plain pumice get a life been there done that you are not even interesting

[plain pumice]

Also 4k on a phone

[echo vector]

60fps

[quick pilot]

Risitas

[proper imp]

What

[opal valve]

Yeah crazy Sony
Aspect ratio 21:9 @plain pumice

[echo vector]

@plain pumicehttps://www.gsmarena.com/sony_xperia_xz_premium-8593.php

[quick pilot]

Ehehehehr

[echo vector]

Got it kk

[opal valve]

Sony Xperia 1
Go check it @plain pumice

[echo vector]

Sony Xperia XZ premium

[plain pumice]

My Phone is legit better than his, he gets 60fps cap at 4k and i get 45 fps cap at 1080p.

Thank you Gameloft

[echo vector]

@plain pumice your phone can't be better than my

[plain pumice]

But it is

[proper imp]

😂

[plain pumice]

https://www.gsmarena.com/asus_rog_phone_zs600kl-9224.php

[proper imp]

🤣

[opal valve]

GL cares about monnney
So if razor pays up
You can have 90fpa or even better 120

[proper imp]

F

[plain pumice]

Yes, but Gameloft caps it at 45

[echo vector]

@plain pumice 845 with lower clockrate on the GPU than my 835

[plain pumice]

I can have 240 FPS on my PC, but Gameloft caps it at 60

[quick pilot]

Eyy the Ford Garbage Truck

[opal valve]

Screen 240 FPS 🤔

[quick pilot]

360fps

[opal valve]

Which monitor

🙄

[proper imp]

...

[opal valve]

144 FPS or hz just rolled out

[plain pumice]

1080p 240hz
1440p ultrawide 200hz (coming soon)
4k 144hz

Those are the highest values

[quick pilot]

🤔 🤔 🤔

[plain pumice]

Also aperently ROG Phone 2 is coming this july

[proper imp]

Lol @quick pilot you have the Zenvo!

[quick pilot]

Zenvo LOL

One of the biggest Joke in Garage

+Genty

[opal valve]

Will they add Zenvo here?

[proper imp]

God no

[drowsy badger]

@opal valve I hope

[quick pilot]

Zenvo Ranks👎

[opal valve]

🤔

[drowsy badger]

Zenvo has higher rank than Fenyr lol

[opal valve]

So many different opinions

[proper imp]

Pick the Regera pls

Just for fun

[opal valve]

But fenyr can be owned by nabs too

[quick pilot]

Update 9999 Leak Cop Cars coming

It'll be Useable After Spending 999$

[plain pumice]

Bruh S cards only having 3 gasses to ride?

[quick pilot]

@plain pumice 4 and 3

[opal valve]

Every 6 hours

🤣

🤑

[proper imp]

Big 🅱ruh

[opal valve]

Sweet ad monnney

🥔Loft

[plain pumice]

How to dissapoint someone of playing a9... Make the game more pay2win than it is by adding 5 new cars which will surely cost nearly to 1000$

[quick pilot]

Uncommon Cars 5 fuel
Rare 5 fuels
Epic 4 & 3 Fuels every 4-6 hours

[plain pumice]

XD

[proper imp]

@plain pumice Touchdrive?

[plain pumice]

I don't use it no ^^

[quick pilot]

U forgot some Zeros

[plain pumice]

@plain pumice With that amount of money you can buy a console and a lot of games.

@opal valve How many ads does it require to skip 6 hours?

[quick pilot]

@plain pumice New Gadget

[opal valve]

Lancer is 👑

@plain pumice it takes me 20 mins at least to refuel

[quick pilot]

3 days a go The biggest Joke ever

[plain pumice]

With that amount of money you can get vacancy for 2 months if you're close enough to something that is interesting @plain pumice
https://media.tenor.com/images/164333dabaed53ef17b7c41b969a2f6d/tenor.gif

[quick pilot]

Well hello Johnny

[plain pumice]

@plain pumice

Guys

[quick pilot]

Yee

[plain pumice]

Yes?

[opal valve]

Why jack Nicholson calling himself Johnny?

[barren hawk]

Wow guys check out this site
https://app.powerbi.com/view?r=eyJrIjoiMjYwMTE2NjUtMDI1NC00NzhkLWJiMzctNGExNzkzZDRiODY3IiwidCI6ImY5OGFiYmRiLTRmMGQtNGVmZS1hZDdjLTU5NmQxYjcwNTljZCIsImMiOjl9

It's an in depth analysis of all Asphalt 9 Cars stats

[plain pumice]

Someone code an autoclicker to watch through ads automatically to refuel cars.

@plain pumice That would be revolutionary for the game actually, good thinking.

[quick pilot]

Hmm

[echo vector]

@plain pumice your gpu runs slower than my Sony overclocks the adreno to 830mhz that's why your rog phone base clock 610mhz even on 1080p can't handle the game over 30fps

[untold crest]

Probably

[barren hawk]

Chiron vs Regera

[opal valve]

@plain pumice bro I saw a guy who used same s class car almost 10x back to back in 30 mins

[plain pumice]

Lol bruh Gameloft finally responded to my request for data transfer

[opal valve]

There are some hax there too

[plain pumice]

After i already started from scratch on PC

Yeah good

[untold crest]

Nice

[plain pumice]

Freaking amazing

[quick pilot]

Ye

So

[plain pumice]

@echo vector It can go to 60 fps easily but gameloft caps it at 45

Also 4k on a phone is just dumb'

[barren hawk]

😂 😂

[plain pumice]

@barren hawk Wow.

[opal valve]

Whoever has SD 855 845 or kirin 980 810 are capable of 60 FPS

[barren hawk]

eww that nitro 🤢

[proper imp]

Just

[opal valve]

Targa 4s has awesome top speed

[proper imp]

In fact

[opal valve]

Trions Lil bro

[rugged inlet]

But handling is the question

Will it have good drifting

[plain pumice]

Well anyway, i'm off

Okay.

[echo vector]

@plain pumice oh it's dumb by your opinion cause you don't have 4k resolution on your pseudo gaming phone by the way Sony Xperia xz premium also has 120hz mode

[plain pumice]

Cya

[opal valve]

👋

[quick pilot]

K

[rugged inlet]

High chance of no lol

[plain pumice]

Goodbye for now @plain pumice
Take care.

[barren hawk]

I always wondered which was better between the Cien and the Ford GT

[short agate]

@haughty pumice ooof NOW TRY IT AGAIN...but BE SMART lol

[opal valve]

Oof cars

[quick pilot]

Oof Almost

[haughty pumice]

You mest UP

@short agate

[opal valve]

🍿

[echo vector]

Omg the I throw money for bs hardware dude got sad cause he's 1 year device can't beat 3 year old one 😂😂😂😂

[opal valve]

👀

[haughty pumice]

🍕

[opal valve]

😜

[haughty pumice]

☕

[quick pilot]

Sad Boi still Sad

[opal valve]

Chilli chil dude

Dat as 5

[wooden raptor]

-THDG-#6839 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[quick pilot]

Lol

[opal valve]

55 is banned

[quick pilot]

55a

[proper imp]

55

[opal valve]

No 55s after a s

[wooden raptor]

SERCH_1X#0843 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[proper imp]

Lol

😂

[quick pilot]

Lol

[opal valve]

Naaaab

[echo vector]

My regera is also sad

[quick pilot]

What ABOUT Regera new little Brother

[wooden raptor]

SERCH_1X#0843 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[torpid cypress]

mood

[opal valve]

That pipe is too big
How many black dudes did that car have

[quick pilot]

@proper imp wait for 10mins an you'll be able to Text again

[alpine barn]

the Ginetta looks like it got stoned hard 😂

[quick pilot]

812 Superfast is Born baby from Maserati Alfieri and Ferarri F12TDF

[opal valve]

Both bad acceleration

[echo vector]

Can I hax pizza thanks

[opal valve]

Wow

[quick pilot]

🍕

[opal valve]

How many stars?

[rugged inlet]

-1*

[quick pilot]

None have it at 6*

[opal valve]

You owe GL @rugged inlet

[rugged inlet]

Yep

[opal valve]

@quick pilot well mine 5

🥔

[echo vector]

3* cause I didn't had the cars in time to push for 4* Terzo

[quick pilot]

Tell me it's Good

[opal valve]

Gooood

🤘

[opal shoal]

Seems very good to me

[echo vector]

Yeah that's one great little car

[quick pilot]

👌

[opal valve]

1 FPS

[quick pilot]

1 FPS every 1 month

[opal shoal]

It might be a bit too fast for the Hawaii map but besides that it seems ultra op

[quick pilot]

Lykan Sharp turns

[opal valve]

Most OP car for nabs

[nocturne frost]

Hawaii map🤔

[echo vector]

Fenyr is op a usuall

[opal shoal]

Wait nvm

[quick pilot]

Caribbean

[plain pumice]

Caribbean Map.

[nocturne frost]

👌

[opal shoal]

I thought you were talking about the new koensegg

[quick pilot]

Lykan and Fenyr Top Speed👌

[echo vector]

I want my 5*

[opal shoal]

Oh

[echo vector]

But I have only 4* fenur

[quick pilot]

Lykan and Fenyr Accel 👍

[opal valve]

Don't kill a man who mixed up 2 vocational destinations

[opal shoal]

Didn’t know saw volcano

[quick pilot]

Lykan and Fenyr Handling 🤔

Lykan and Fenyr Nitro 👎 😎 👍

[opal valve]

For pros!

[nocturne frost]

Caribbean is easy for chrion to go up the sides if wall hugging. So if jesko is crazy fast as it looks it may be just as prone or worse then the chrion

[quick pilot]

Fast as F

[opal shoal]

Yeah the part where it splits is very bad I don’t like

[opal valve]

I am ready for Aperta

Bring it on GL

[frigid isle]

@echo vector what's your 666 I'm your name mean

[echo vector]

It's the road 666

[opal shoal]

666 is sooper cOol

[opal valve]

All maxed but 570s

[frigid isle]

Ok cool

[quick pilot]

@opal valve Too soon 10:23 hours left till Aperta event

[frigid isle]

I was about to roast you if it meant something else

[echo vector]

It's hells P.O. Box 666

[plain pumice]

...

[quick pilot]

570s Succ

[echo vector]

570s the money pit McLaren

[opal shoal]

I have 3 stars on my Ferrari 488 and j50 and have my laferrari and fxx k maxed will I be able to get the aperta?

I should move to general chat

[echo vector]

Wait did someone actually leak the apreta event again

[quick pilot]

@opal shoal u need Cabrio not all Ferarris exept J50

[frigid isle]

I barely unlocked the 570S

[opal shoal]

What’s the Cabrio?

[quick pilot]

Open Roof car

[echo vector]

J50 is a Cabrio man

[quick pilot]

Z4,GS,Huracan,SLR,570s,J50,J

[opal shoal]

Oh

[nocturne frost]

Just saw the promo video for aperta. The Evo 570s and Aventador j are featured and most likely the cars which may give the most bps.

[quick pilot]

Where @nocturne frost!?!?

[frigid isle]

👌

👀

👌

[plain pumice]

@nocturne frost That is adorable.

[nocturne frost]

In anoucment section

[echo vector]

https://youtu.be/cIPTi0J8wio

[quick pilot]

It's already in #📰・switch-announcements

[nocturne frost]

I'm happy because I have all 3 of those maxed stars.👍

[opal shoal]

I’m sad because I only have 3 convertible cars

[quick pilot]

Me too

@opal shoal what did u have?

[echo vector]

I don't care what you have those are only 3 there are 3 missing

[quick pilot]

Will Z4 Will be used since it a Cabrio 😂

[echo vector]

SLR will be a hunt probably

[rugged inlet]

My prediction is that the cars shown in the video will have its day with required ranks while the other cars not shown doesn’t have it

SLR will probably have required rank also

[echo vector]

Lol your prediction is Wong

[nocturne frost]

Vette slr and new the new Porsche

[quick pilot]

Needs 5* SLR to get 1bps

[opal shoal]

@quick pilot I have the Z4 the J50 and the and the hurrican evo

[quick pilot]

@opal shoal i have Z4 J50 and J

[nocturne frost]

Oh j50 I already forgot about that forgettable car😂

[echo vector]

I have them all expect the new Porsche

And slr

[quick pilot]

@echo vector Tagra Succ

[opal shoal]

How did you get the J I’ve only been able to get 30 from the 150 packs in the last special event and from the unleashed event

[echo vector]

@quick pilot yeah dont mention it

[quick pilot]

Eyy Since Tagra is a Cabrio maybe it'll have Hunt too at the Aperta

[echo vector]

@opal shoal ummmm terzo car hunt

[quick pilot]

@opal shoal AVJ hunt + Buying 750 Packs at it's Unleashed

[opal shoal]

Ik I got ALL the packs at the terzo event and got like 25

[echo vector]

My avJ was 3* after the hunt

[nocturne frost]

I won't waste any tokens on the d class cars for sure. So I hope they are obtainable by other means

[opal shoal]

WHAT THE F***

[quick pilot]

I got 36 from hunt

[opal shoal]

How

[plain pumice]

@opal shoal has bypassed swear filter.

[quick pilot]

Drop rate

[nocturne frost]

I got around 40 from avj hunt🤔

[quick pilot]

Some people have High drop Rates while other got Skem

[echo vector]

Drop rate and games every 1:40 hour for 3 days

[opal shoal]

I got 25 and you got 3* how

That’s insane

[nocturne frost]

But I got two jackpots in the packs so I was able to 5* in the end👍

[quick pilot]

Poor i have only 1* 😂 😂 😂

[opal shoal]

At least you managed to get more than 25 from the terzo event

[quick pilot]

• Im close to 3* 16 BP left

[opal shoal]

No

[quick pilot]

50bps to 5* was Skem

And then SLR Will probably need 20

[nocturne frost]

The super fast needs 50 to unlock😒

[opal shoal]

Why

[lone python]

XD

[opal shoal]

How many event packs did that take you

[nocturne frost]

I have over 10k but it's useless with all the new cars coming and it's starting to wear me down. A while back I had near 20k it's a never ending cycle😭

[opal shoal]

I have 200

[echo vector]

That's from today I just grind epics now

[plain pumice]

Oh.

[echo vector]

So yeah it's not our fault that some players are lazy

I don't even try to grind since my was allready 3* by the time the event started

[frigid isle]

I've done half that

And have a 3*

I needed only 5 bps to unlock at the start of the event

[frigid isle]

Bruh

[plain pumice]

Pink.

Well, more fuchsia than pink.

[opal shoal]

Why does everybody have so much everything tfrick

I play to much and haven’t been able to get more than 1*

[frigid isle]

We've been playing for awhile and got lucky

[echo vector]

I.paly for.almost a year

It's normal ...

You play for.what 2 weeks

[frigid isle]

Oof

[sudden copper]

3am and I have to keep playing

[echo vector]

And you expect to have my cars or Karjen garage

[frigid isle]

Oof

Lower the roasting yo

[echo vector]

@sudden copper 1bp ever 11 packs

[plain pumice]

@sudden copper Make sure you get enough sleep.

[sudden copper]

1* to almost max ,not spending tokens on j50 packs was good idea

[frigid isle]

Yep

[echo vector]

@sudden copper same here I didn't buy any packs plus it drops from every featured car pack

[fast violet]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[wooden raptor]

Shiraume#6159 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[echo vector]

Don't remind me the whole 45bps unleashed jackpot

[fast violet]

time challenge for hackers

what the hell

[echo vector]

LMAO what

@fast violet did you hack

[plain pumice]

Farzad finally got his cup

[fast violet]

thats next level

of cutting down our tokens

I mean credits

[echo vector]

Next level credits exing

[sudden copper]

Lol

[opal valve]

Who can beat this time

[fast violet]

arritmia is drunk today

[plain pumice]

Wow.

if you send a message to CC about this, they will respond that they double-checked everything and its working perfectly 😂

[fast violet]

@uneven hull

[plain pumice]

like usual

[fast violet]

fun thing that tomorrow we have an event

and I'd liek to not waste tickets

[plain pumice]

@sudden copper Only a true Asphalt 9: Legends player can beat that time.

[rugged inlet]

Today is the International Farzad Day

[opal valve]

Like Farzad

[echo vector]

@plain pumice is alive spam him

[fast violet]

he's off work

its night

[plain pumice]

they wont bother fixing it tomorrow

which means it will be weekend

so Monday maybe

Most likely.

[echo vector]

@errant vector is online also

[karmic dragon]

That was on purpose, they don't program the cups every day, it's a pattern lol

[sudden copper]

@Farzad Help😅

[opal shoal]

Are they gonna fix it any time soon

[sudden copper]

Ofc not

[echo vector]

Well I commit sepuko now

[fast violet]

nah

they will fix it tomorrow

[opal shoal]

F

[echo vector]

Arritmia will give us 100 tokens

[plain pumice]

Later.

[karmic dragon]

They won't fix it lol

[opaque pelican]

@plain pumice what is you level?

[echo vector]

@forest lily did you see that new times

[plain pumice]

@opaque pelican I can’t remember.

[drowsy badger]

LMAAOOOOOO

[wooden raptor]

SrGeometrical#2643 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[echo vector]

What if this is the secret event 😂😁 😂 Mina is tasing us with

[fast violet]

theyre trying to catch hackers

[plain pumice]

[opal shoal]

They made it 00.33 seconds instead off 33.00 seconds and so on

[fast violet]

they will freeze time and get rewards

and get banned

[plain pumice]

braindead developers dont know difference between seconds and milliseconds

no wonder game is going to s'hit

[karmic dragon]

Lol

[opal shoal]

Lol

[plain pumice]

It’s just a typo.

[echo vector]

Arritmia is getting fired

[plain pumice]

No, its a sign of incompetence

[opal shoal]

When you don’t know measurements amiright

[echo vector]

F

[solid gazelle]

Seems like A9 is malfunctioning all over!

[echo vector]

Press f to pay respect

[fast violet]

or perhaps theyre getting us ready for aperta event

beat similar time

or pay real money

[high scarab]

🙉

[echo vector]

@high scarab we know

[opal valve]

Bring me Thanos(Aperta)!

[echo vector]

Thanos 🐈

[opal valve]

Probably Evo still better

[indigo ermine]

What are those broken timer omfg ??

I never noticed

[opal shoal]

What we need rn are all I’m saying is we should illuminate the middle class

[fast violet]

I think these times are supposed to be in seconds

[echo vector]

Hahahahaha it's April fool's all over again

[fast violet]

but theyre in miliseconds instead

[drowsy badger]

@fast violet Yes

[quartz quail]

Very funny gameloft

[drowsy badger]

I think this error happened

[indigo ermine]

That's 20th fools

[quasi hinge]

LMAO

[drowsy badger]

Because is the first time we see Miliseconds as Timer

[echo vector]

21sr

Sr

St

[quasi hinge]

I can smell FARZAD

👀

[opal shoal]

No 20th ur bad

[quasi hinge]

Farz in gl offices 😂

[indigo ermine]

Yeah 21st sorry

[echo vector]

We all smell farzad

[indigo ermine]

Summer time

[opal shoal]

No 20th 21st is a sign of weak brAin

[quasi hinge]

imagine will give us 1k each

😂

[opal shoal]

No 10 each smh

[eager canopy]

Farzad hacked those time 😂

[opal shoal]

Who’s farzad

[eager canopy]

June 21 might be his anniversary 🤣

[quasi hinge]

i think they want buff events instead of times

[plain pumice]

@opal shoal One of the most infamous cheaters in A9.

[indigo ermine]

After Farzad broke the game GL realised that he was a good guy to improve security so they recruit him, but I guess he just trolled us

[echo vector]

https://youtu.be/JO-6wZcTWkA

[opal shoal]

Oh cool

[quasi hinge]

@opal shoal he was with gl worker

and the weird thing is

lmao

credits in last

[opal shoal]

Oh yeah

[quasi hinge]

Server right now 😜 MAD

[eager canopy]

🥔

[high scarab]

Someone at asphalt office's is sleeping on the job

[frigid isle]

🍠

[opal shoal]

Can one of the mods on here ping the devs

[quasi hinge]

Beat this time to get key of JESKO

[opal shoal]

Or do we have to wait till they wake from slUmber

[plain pumice]

We have to wait.

[opal shoal]

F

[plain pumice]

They’re off of work.

[frigid isle]

🇫

[pure iris]

@quasi hinge GG

[plain pumice]

I need help from farzad

What kind of troll is this

[indigo ermine]

My best time is 0:00.033 personally

[quasi hinge]

i think thang is here sometimes

we need catch him

@plain pumice

[plain pumice]

@indigo ermine 0:00.25 is possible tho

[quasi hinge]

he pinged me yesterday like this time

[indigo ermine]

Never do

My hack isn't too good

[quasi hinge]

00:00:09 its possible also

[indigo ermine]

Btw 00.25 is worse than me

[quasi hinge]

Aperta event starts in a few hours
Wouldnt be surprised if thats broken too

[plain pumice]

Even 0:00,000 but only legend farzady

[echo vector]

I did 0.00.22

[quasi hinge]

or broken packs

[echo vector]

Nop

[indigo ermine]

That's bad

[echo vector]

My hack is so bad I need the new Garzad hack

[indigo ermine]

I need Tarzad hack

[quasi hinge]

WTH !!!!!!!!!!!

packs also broken for me

wth is that jesuuuuus whats going on !!!!!

[plain pumice]

?

[wary oxide]

w0t

[wooden raptor]

J'SteR#9805 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[indigo ermine]

Nieh ??

[plain pumice]

@quasi hinge I would advise you to not purchase those, even by mistake.

[naive phoenix]

Wth

[solid gazelle]

@quasi hinge wtfffff hahaha

[sudden copper]

@naive phoenix noob lol

[solid gazelle]

A9 is BROKEN

Going downhill for sure.

[sudden copper]

Can't even get one milestone in ameteur race 😆

[plain pumice]

[naive phoenix]

@sudden copper nab no lifer

a real bot

[keen panther]

A9 got hacked not clickbait at 3 am!!!

[sudden copper]

It's not YouTube

[quasi hinge]

WELL can someone tell me wth is going on is it hackers hax the server of gl or what

[sudden copper]

Lmao

Worth

[solid gazelle]

@quasi hinge If they are hacked then serves them right after the banned stuff they have pulled with us.

Haha

[plain pumice]

maybe they listened to my suggestion, and finally made some changes

[winter mica]

I’ve also noticed that they changed premium packs period perhaps from the update period

[naive phoenix]

LMAO

LMAO

[plain pumice]

@plain pumice Maybe they did.

[sudden copper]

@naive phoenix shut

[naive phoenix]

Oh f

Nou

[minor obsidian]

They want farzad to comming man 🤣

[naive phoenix]

😨

ban @sudden copper too

[minor obsidian]

00.000.xxx is farzad time 😂 😅

[plain pumice]

🤔

[plain pumice]

woah.

[rugged inlet]

Someone already can beat the goal

Wow

[indigo ermine]

Not bad time

Pretty solid.

[plain pumice]

Ehhhmmm what is happening???

[fallow bramble]

Time to say goodbye to A9

[indigo ermine]

Haha

Lol

[onyx rain]

Its a bug...

[plain pumice]

Typo.

[indigo ermine]

That's RIPLEX's fault saying GL is too generous

[fallow bramble]

Any pro player completed this events

[plain pumice]

@indigo ermine It was a re-post of a previous suggestion.

i don't believe it, pininfarina is still worthy in legend league 😂 ,,its my first legend league BTW

[quasi hinge]

Maybe the civil war has been activated

[onyx rain]

Hacker can complete this event :3

[quasi hinge]

Suggestion of @plain pumice Ruined everything 😂 😂

[plain pumice]

cant believe my suggestion finally went through

My idea was so good that they managed to implement it in 2 days

[quasi hinge]

Thanks god they didnt touch our tokens

[plain pumice]

@plain pumice It was a re-post...

@quasi hinge oh they will, you will get less during the special event

[fallow bramble]

Good news guys GL has been hacked

[indigo ermine]

@plain pumice You should work for GL

[plain pumice]

@indigo ermine thats the biggest insult someone ever said to me in my life

[indigo ermine]

😨

[plain pumice]

i wish some tokens gift from hackers

[indigo ermine]

You should work for yourself

[plain pumice]

thx

[indigo ermine]

😬

[plain pumice]

nice

[twilit timber]

Yessss

[novel mica]

bruh gg

[plain pumice]

@twilit timber Congratulations! You can post this in the #476692794262552576 channel if you’d like.

[sudden copper]

@quasi hinge token rewards should be reduced by %50

[quasi hinge]

Heiiiiin

[sudden copper]

Nice I'm 2 bps away