🎖・multiplayer

[lucid girder]

let's go meme

[marble venture]

I expect you will come 3rd or 4th

[stray dew]

Un freakin real

[lucid girder]

ding ding ding @marble venture

[stray dew]

in a last straight to finish line i get 3 times knocked down

[marble venture]

What , H2 first?

[stray dew]

2 times by same guy

[marble venture]

So which means the person who KDd you was also KDd and so KDd you once more?

[stray dew]

Went on a jump land on a 360 guy that kd me and other guy

[marble venture]

BigRip

[stray dew]

spawn then go sw catch up and on next jump same guy does that 360 and i am KD again

[marble venture]

I do that to AI in career mode

[stray dew]

and last barrel roll to finish again kd

[marble venture]

KDing just before finish line

[stray dew]

And all these guys who KD me were red connection

[marble venture]

You have green?

[stray dew]

Lagging and KDing everyone

yup

[marble venture]

Lucky

[lucid girder]

@shut lodge lmao sorry (me in Hommage)

@shut lodge I wasnt 360 or anything but the game give me miracle for no reason to bomb you

[torpid cypress]

🤔

[broken cedar]

🤔

[stray dew]

This game needs freakin KD immunity for 15 seconds after get KD

[lucid girder]

Straight track , lowest speed

can i meme? 🤔

[past glade]

Yes

[torpid cypress]

I see bots

[sonic cypress]

@sudden copper u getting 8 players???

[junior storm]

@torpid cypress ppl still bot mp for club points?

[torpid cypress]

@junior storm yes

[lucid girder]

@past glade

[junior storm]

lol

[torpid cypress]

In mp

[sudden copper]

@sonic cypress no 3-4

[junior storm]

and GL do not see it as bad design?

[torpid cypress]

It's not crazy as it used to be

5mil is impossible thanks 🤔

[lucid girder]

ok <8P with meme car

[torpid cypress]

Wow 1% battery

[stray dew]

Bad design is that you can get kd ulimited times

[torpid cypress]

Cya

[stray dew]

Unplayable today

Needed to quit the 3rd race

Get knocked down then go on a ramp and crash

[plain pumice]

GL is ... a big company and money talks, bots,... so tired.

[lucid girder]

eh whatever 😂

[junior storm]

-1 so much 😄

if its me it would be -25

[plain pumice]

.

[junior storm]

sure

[fast violet]

its rush

there is no -25

[lucid girder]

last race before i take a break to meme

😂

[sonic cypress]

@sudden copper is your body hurting

[sudden copper]

No,just my head is dizzy

[fast violet]

what

[junior storm]

just wannabe so-called Pro player crying here

[fast violet]

wut

[plain pumice]

This is why the people are saying me cry are usually dead.

[frail breach]

:D

[fast violet]

360 dumbas

:DDDD

[shut lodge]

@lucid girder no p... 🙂

[junior storm]

lol

[plain pumice]

What a sad thing that dedicate your life to?

[junior storm]

like playing this game?

[plain pumice]

Being a complete turd.

[sonic cypress]

@sudden copper mee too bro

I just wanna sleep but cause of u i can't

[stray dew]

How fun drive on a roof of other car that is in sw and i am on sw and when my sw is up i get KD 😄

I get more KD today then i get to drive meters in this game

[plain pumice]

@junior storm stop trying to act hard.

This guy is probably dead when I meet him again

Oh great, a judgedeath is acting tough.

[stray dew]

Why does Caribbean track im MP have barrel roll ramps when they dont make car barrel roll never ? The Barrel roll jump either under bridge or on the bridge to finish line

[lucid girder]

@plain pumice ah the Korean clan strikes again

[plain pumice]

How very original.

[lucid girder]

i have one on the hitlist , from Red KR team

[plain pumice]

@junior storm there’s no point saying, I’ve seen though you.

If it is Asphalt 9 content

I’ll check it out

[plain pumice]

@noble bramble alright a sec

[grim narwhal]

You don't mean our club rite imscared

[wooden raptor]

@noble bramble has been warned

reason: no advertising

Chériifx#5096 was banned

reason: advertising

[grim narwhal]

Hey mister thor vulcan how's your loot mp going?

[plain pumice]

Yo wth

@junior storm and that’s why you never talk unkindly to strangers, my friend.

[lucid girder]

@grim narwhal if your clan dont do 360 i dont have an issue with it

like i seen so many KR teams doing that kind of things i m like "really"

[grim narwhal]

Oh, duh I love to 360 everyone in my sight

[lucid girder]

it's like they wanna sweep you off

.....

[junior storm]

wat

[lucid girder]

dont make me after you

[grim narwhal]

Jk I'm getting a lot of 360 kd from chinese clubs recently

I don't kd

[lucid girder]

and some from Turkish/Russian clans

brain dont remember but i will hit them back if they dare to

[grim narwhal]

360ing on ground makes you lose a lot of speed.
Sometimes you crash instead of the target.
So why risk it?

[plain pumice]

@grim narwhal lol these Chinese kiddos need to be dealt with

[grim narwhal]

I'd rather get kd'ed then kding

[lucid girder]

@grim narwhal most of the time they never get these

[plain pumice]

And that is really effective metaphor for racer of A9.

[lucid girder]

I would use the KD weapon that isnt 360 to payback

[plain pumice]

Or use Shockwave as a shield.

[grim narwhal]

shockwave

Well most of the time

[plain pumice]

On slipstream will be longer time.

[lucid girder]

does

but someone will T-bone you to force cancel your nitro and bam

you're dead

[grim narwhal]

They shockwave too and ram me against the wall

[plain pumice]

Ride on the Shockwave

[lucid girder]

that's what i mean @grim narwhal

they'll sidesweep/T-Bone you to auto cancel your shockwave to make you easy death

[grim narwhal]

They're too smart

But my golden corvette can stand it

Just love that hack-like nitro duration

[plain pumice]

How about adding 9mm pistol drive-by car?

[grim narwhal]

Corvette is like legal drug

Lol then this game will turn to gta

Gimme your chiron!

[novel mica]

GTA doesnt have shockwave

[grim narwhal]

but gta online does.

[plain pumice]

Wait whaaa

[stray dew]

I dont think that it's possible to play multiplayer today without get a single knockdown

For me at least

[grim narwhal]

No it's possible

Disconnect during race

[lucid girder]

you can @stray dew

[grim narwhal]

Then you won't get kded

[lucid girder]

just smart to avoid contact

[stray dew]

I have like 11 race and 20 knockdowns

[lucid girder]

they'll instantly trigger their 360 nonsense

[grim narwhal]

too much jokes!

[lucid girder]

if you went too close to them

[stray dew]

Does not matter smart or not if i drop on someone from jump and i get kd while i am on SW

[lucid girder]

wat?

[grim narwhal]

Just brake/drift at startup and shockwave at any ramp

[stray dew]

Or i drive on a car full tank of SW and when it's out then i get KD

[grim narwhal]

That's one way to avoid collisions

[stray dew]

I do all of that but still little contact from other players and i am KD

While everything i touch dont have effect on

[grim narwhal]

Or use the mighty corvette

[stray dew]

If it's red connection then it lags all over the place and KD me

[plain pumice]

Yo lads check #476688306659262485 there’s something cool u need to check it out now

[stray dew]

I dont play that MP season

[plain pumice]

Red connection best on slipstream confirmed

[grim narwhal]

Lul

[stray dew]

I dont have Corvette and 3 race with Egoista i got KD 2 times in first race and 3 times in second race and 3rd i quit after i got KD and then sspawn to a jump and crash in a row few times

[grim narwhal]

Run before article 13 strikes as-fart-nein
🇪🇺 this place is getting memed

[plain pumice]

Alright lads goodnight

Too tired 💤

Judgedeath, oh, please. Go jump off the cliff.

[frank girder]

Random Flips

A successful flip

[steady rose]

Hii

[plucky matrix]

@warm imp gg we finally met

@steady rose it's your season , what are you doing here without botting

[steady rose]

It's not worth the stress on my phone haha

[plain pumice]

@junior storm why are you exist?

[junior storm]

english?

[plain pumice]

@junior storm oh, yeah. Run away, you leech.

[warm imp]

@plucky matrix Yeah6, good race 👍 😁

[weak compass]

This player is sh**

Igor silva

[novel mica]

a nice mp race

[weak compass]

Android
360d me twice

[plucky matrix]

@warm imp I was practicing manual lol ,I currently can't control fast cars

[weak compass]

Whenever i am about to pass him

[plucky matrix]

You can probably see that from me crawling

[limber ingot]

3929 lol

[plucky matrix]

@weak compass outlaws is full of pro filths

[weak compass]

Just a warn to u bros

[plucky matrix]

Sadly

[weak compass]

If u encounter him careful

Or 360 him in advance 😂

[plucky matrix]

And squitfire club is full of track sweepers

They wall sandwich you for nothing

[weak compass]

360 me at the beginning of the race
And did it the 2nd time when i was about to overtake him near the finish line

[plucky matrix]

ANGERY

[weak compass]

Supposed to be 1st but got dragged down to 4th

[stray dew]

Why do this game have speedometer ?

[plucky matrix]

Beyblades be like : it's a feature , it's part of the game , enjoy it

[wooden raptor]

@plain pumice has been warned

reason: Bad word usage

[plucky matrix]

So piss is a bad word now? , So nobody pisses here🤔 you guys use dialysis or something

🤷 🤦

[plain pumice]

It’s just of possession, let it go.

[frank girder]

Hi guys, I was racing with Feuerrm Films

[wooden raptor]

@frank girder has been warned

reason: Capital letters

[stray dew]

When i drive behind h2 speed with f12tdf on perfect nitro and it still can keep up

[plucky matrix]

This dumbot doesn't let him show his excitement

[frank girder]

I know right

[scenic verge]

Is this good enough to get reported?

[plain pumice]

:CHECK6:

[broken cedar]

🤔

[plain pumice]

Alright, @wooden raptor has been warned for "using all caps for its name"

[warm grove]

🤔

[plain pumice]

🤔

[sonic minnow]

🤔

[exotic island]

So many lucky nolifers in this game that wouldn't catch a curve in real life 😂

[short agate]

😂 @exotic island ooooof

[plain pumice]

or they simply have more time to play cuz they've already finished their homework

[warm grove]

^

[broken cedar]

They even no lifed on homework

[plain pumice]

@broken cedar oof

[broken cedar]

imagine something like homework rush 😂

[plain pumice]

@broken cedar used to do that back in elementary school days

[sonic minnow]

Or syllabus rush a night before exam?

[warm grove]

Inow that you mentioned it... i haven’t finished homework 👀

[plain pumice]

writing 1 months of diaries at the end of the vacation :v

[broken cedar]

@plain pumice oof

That's some serious rush lmao

[exotic island]

😂 the sense of Ryde or Die is meant differently 😂

[plain pumice]

when i was a kid i used to miss the homework deadline often, and my teacher said i should finish 50 pages of math homework by tomorrow, or i have to clean the entire classroom

So many so-called elite racers drive like fools.

turned out that cleaning the classroom was a easier task lmao

Asphalt 9:Fidget Spinner

[plucky matrix]

@plain pumice Asphalt nein*

[sonic cypress]

@sudden copper stop it

It's iftar time

For god sake stop it

[grim narwhal]

Guys take a rest

9.5k is insane

For me to follow (troll face)

My aim is top 50 this season

Really don't think it could be possible

[sonic cypress]

@grim narwhal tell him

[plain pumice]

what if hes not that much religious

[bleak rock]

@grim narwhal 9.5k is not going to be enough with no lifers

[grim narwhal]

Oh hey @broken cedar

Nice to meet you

[jolly pebble]

kpop

[broken cedar]

@grim narwhal hi nice to meet you

[plain pumice]

kpoop

[jolly pebble]

Saranghae

[broken cedar]

oof

[jolly pebble]

Anyeong @plain pumice

lmao

[broken cedar]

why are you sleeping down there

[plain pumice]

#ParkinglotinA9

@jolly pebble bangapsoopnida

[bleak rock]

@plain pumice up side left lol

[plain pumice]

@plain pumice 50 for 10 mins

@plain pumice Bruh I know annoying lul

[grim narwhal]

Sleep tight my dear

Tomorrow we have a big race

With hackers (demon laughter)

[civic parcel]

@narrow pasture RIP You

Oof

[plain pumice]

@grim narwhal want a cry?

[grim narwhal]

Nah instead I'll infect your laptop with wannacry

[narrow pasture]

@civic parcel no worries

[civic parcel]

You made my day better 😎

I was feeling down

[narrow pasture]

happy i can assist you

[plain pumice]

oh wair

[civic parcel]

Also do you like that decal?

I find it poorly done

[narrow pasture]

not really

[plain pumice]

tomorrow is the 1st qualifer

of black shark cup

[grim narwhal]

@plain pumice Yeah get ready your android phone

[plain pumice]

totally forgot it lol

[narrow pasture]

a9's and nfsnl's wraos are ugly, csr2's are lit

[grim narwhal]

Good luck to your journey to germany

[plain pumice]

@grim narwhal i could finish at regional playoffs

lol there's no way i could go to gamescom

[civic parcel]

@narrow pasture I like No limits wraps

They are nice

[grim narwhal]

@plain pumice But you went to italy so why not germany 🤔

[narrow pasture]

@civic parcel the ones inside modshop yeah, but the ones from events... ugh

[civic parcel]

Yeah the events ones are meh
I haven't seen CSR 2's wraps yet

[grim narwhal]

CSR 2 rly lacks on customization

[plain pumice]

@grim narwhal yeah i won that italy trip but that doesn't means i will win again...

[grim narwhal]

Most vehicles are fresh forever

Cannot be repainted

[plain pumice]

plus my tilt to steer skills sucks now

XDDD

[grim narwhal]

Then how about tap to steer

[plain pumice]

i'll rather use TD lol

[grim narwhal]

Here take a look

[plain pumice]

wait did they changed tap to steer/

‘Lays’ it’s just the beginning, Kim. Nature must it’s corpse.

k lemme try that new tap 2 steer

[grim narwhal]

Not out yet

[plain pumice]

:v

[quasi hinge]

Legend is so long 🙄 took me 2 weeks and stil not reached it yet

[grim narwhal]

That's china localised version of asphalt 9

Most likely be coming to global version too

[fast violet]

why there are so many chinese players in global servers

when they have their own

[grim narwhal]

It's not out yet

[plain pumice]

tap 2 steer officially made me worse than TD users

lol

[fast violet]

and afaik it should be unavailable in mainland china

[plain pumice]

Hello ASL_Kin.

[grim narwhal]

It's on pre-registration progress

[plain pumice]

@grim narwhal that is real in game bro?

@plain pumice 👋

[grim narwhal]

@plain pumice Yeah lol

Not sure if it's coming to global version

[plain pumice]

ok i think that is better

[weak compass]

No lifers this season be like

[bleak rock]

@fast violet there is a sever of A9 for Chinese?

[grim narwhal]

@bleak rock Not yet

[bleak rock]

@weak compass I used to do that with my nova 3i and note

And I broke the note

[jolly pebble]

Find the coc no lifer then

[weak compass]

I mean how on earth can a player reach 10k rank right away with a single device 😂

[grim narwhal]

Didn't it explode? @bleak rock

[jolly pebble]

it was a meme lmao

[weak compass]

Given that a phone needs charging

[fast violet]

how the heck extra device gives you more points

[bleak rock]

@grim narwhalnaaah battery died

[weak compass]

@fast violet when one device needs charging... they switch to another 😂

[bleak rock]

@weak compass I played while charging those days 😂

[fast violet]

or just plug in cable

[weak compass]

Not good for the battery

[west dagger]

ads are broken again

[weak compass]

Asphalt 9: What is life? 😂

[bleak rock]

@fast violet you play once in one phone let it charge then move play on the other

[grim narwhal]

Life is an egg.

[bleak rock]

But it's not possible now so don't try it

Your account get deleted

[jolly pebble]

What more in online pc games XD

They eat and sleep infront of the monitor

[grim narwhal]

At least it's a monitor

[dusk onyx]

a9 server for china is coming

horrible though

[grim narwhal]

Not a small screen

[dusk onyx]

car stats remains the same as worldwide launch first version

[jolly pebble]

A9 server for china exclusively

[bleak rock]

Why for China exclusively? @jolly pebble

[dusk onyx]

lol

[plain pumice]

make china server

[dusk onyx]

do you know pubs for china?

[plain pumice]

and make them only drive chinese cars

;v

[dusk onyx]

*pubg

[quasi hinge]

5⃣ 0⃣ 0⃣ LEFT 😑

[jolly pebble]

Only for them

[dusk onyx]

@plain pumice lol

[grim narwhal]

China has a... law that doesn't allow companies service their game directly, they need to cooperate with chinese company to service on china

[jolly pebble]

Iphones are banned then?

XD

[dusk onyx]

xd

[grim narwhal]

Nah iPhones are untouchable

[plain pumice]

Huawei is the future guys

[grim narwhal]

App Stores remain the same on china

[fast violet]

didnt they stop selling them for a while

[grim narwhal]

@plain pumice Fake waterproof lol

[dusk onyx]

lmao

[jolly pebble]

Chinese phones

[stray dew]

@plain pumice i would say Xiaomi is the future

[dusk onyx]

huawei is good indeed

[bleak rock]

@jolly pebble naah iPhones are assembled in China why do you think they break easily

So its allowed

[grim narwhal]

Xiaomi yeah 😂 I was about to say that

[dusk onyx]

so where is oppo and vivo xddd

[jolly pebble]

Because it's not a brick?

[plain pumice]

image Facebook app installed on Huawei device

[stray dew]

Huawei has pumped up the prices like they are Samsung or Sony already

[plain pumice]

if you know what i mean :v

[grim narwhal]

But the durability... 🤔

[stray dew]

China quality is getting better and better in every year

[grim narwhal]

But they fake waterproof

[stray dew]

Who cares about waterproof

[plain pumice]

privacy is old stuff, we need to go more socialized

[grim narwhal]

They're far away from samsung and sony

[stray dew]

You go to shower with your phone ? or to swimming ?

[grim narwhal]

@stray dew I do

[stray dew]

Well you need help then

[plain pumice]

~~ i cook with my phone~~

[grim narwhal]

I watch dmb while taking a shower

Always forget to bring it back to my room

[bleak rock]

@stray dew lol don't you go swimming with your friends and take a underwater selfie or something

[stray dew]

No

[grim narwhal]

Actually that can be dangerous

[bleak rock]

Lol

[plain pumice]

who don't go swimming at all

[grim narwhal]

Me

Lul

[stray dew]

Sea water in Baltic see isnt that clear

[dusk onyx]

I don’t know how to swim lul

[bleak rock]

Mine was underwater even last week

[stray dew]

And well i dont like to swim in sea as it walk a mile when you get your balls wet

[grim narwhal]

Imagine you drop your phone into toilet

[jolly pebble]

it's waterproof

[grim narwhal]

Frightened at first, but soon realize the phone has waterproof

[dusk onyx]

lol

[plain pumice]

you don't wanna touch it

anyways

:v

[dusk onyx]

@plain pumice maybe

[grim narwhal]

But it was fake after all

[past vale]

Burn it at that point

[dusk onyx]

but that’s your phone anyway

[lucid girder]

What u mean fake waterproof @grim narwhal

[bleak rock]

Put it in the oven to dry quickly

[lucid girder]

Cake is a lieeeeeee

[stray dew]

On the water test video my phone survive over 10 minutes under water. I have Xiaomi Redmi Note 5 ai

[plain pumice]

i want dropproof phone

instead of waterproof

[grim narwhal]

Contact Huawei service they say:
Um it worked... On our tests whatever

[bleak rock]

@plain pumice there is no drop proof if you drop it

[stray dew]

Rugged phones usually are waterproof too @plain pumice

[grim narwhal]

Buy galaxy active

[plain pumice]

but

is there any IAPproof phones out there?

[jolly pebble]

Even with titanium protector the ipx broke

[grim narwhal]

It scratches at level 7, with deeper grooves at level 8...

[jolly pebble]

Lmao zack

[grim narwhal]

@plain pumice I'll suggest you NoPhone

[dusk onyx]

enjoy your life without phone?

why not lol

[plain pumice]

@plain pumice do you want animeproof phone?

cuz i don't

[grim narwhal]

There is actually a product

On amazon

Which is a block made of plastic

[stray dew]

@dusk onyx phone is just a feature now on smartphones.

[plain pumice]

🤔

[grim narwhal]

Just pure plastic that's all

[stray dew]

TBH i take full plastic always way over these today standard glass sandwich

[plain pumice]

애니증거핸드폰? what is that

🙄

[grim narwhal]

Wait

[weak compass]

Sorry in advance

[grim narwhal]

This server is english only

[weak compass]

Dual season all over again

[dusk onyx]

english only

[grim narwhal]

@wooden raptor banned

[dusk onyx]

@weak compass lol

[plain pumice]

@dusk onyx for some reason i just noticed that ur nickname used the same structure as mine :v

[plucky matrix]

@grim narwhal what?

[dusk onyx]

yeah xd @plain pumice

[grim narwhal]

@plucky matrix lol ban @plain pumice for using korean

[lucid girder]

okay i m back to meme

[plain pumice]

no u

😒

[plucky matrix]

!ban @plain pumice using korean

[grim narwhal]

😂

[plain pumice]

don't ping me whlie i gaming

[plucky matrix]

Doesn't work

#Sedlyf

@plain pumice okay sure

😂

[plain pumice]

lol

[dusk onyx]

I only play mp for rep now

[lucid girder]

next time i'll meme harder

[plucky matrix]

@plain pumice thoughts?

[quasi hinge]

🇷 🇪 🇰 🇹 🇳 🇦 🇧 🇸

oof BC

[lucid girder]

let's meem

[plain pumice]

@plucky matrix R E E E E E

[plucky matrix]

Lmao

[dusk onyx]

@plain pumice btw I beat your time finally

[weak compass]

@quasi hinge oof 3.8k vlf

[dusk onyx]

pretty easy I think

[plain pumice]

GG

[lucid girder]

1:20 me

2s to beat

i figure it's the damn ais

they look scripted

at the start

maybe i can do a meme?

[plucky matrix]

@dusk onyx Congratulations : you have been awarded a large sum of ||30 tokens|| for your skills and effort , you got played by Gameloft

[dusk onyx]

@plucky matrix lmao

[stray dew]

Souldnt it be "by Gameloft" and not "my Gameloft" 😄

😄

[plucky matrix]

@stray dew thanks , fixed it👍

[lucid girder]

hm time to pickup 5 more and Lv.2 it

and then see if it improves my memeing races

[stray dew]

No problem 😄 mistakes happen 😄

[plucky matrix]

@lucid girder hahahaha all the best upgrading it

[lucid girder]

Lv.2 max rank is 2,1k

like from 1638 to 2.1k , sounds like high stat increase each application

[dusk onyx]

I only unlock it from car hunt

then leave it in my garage to dust

[lucid girder]

i invested 1500 on the car pack

[stray dew]

I have j50 1* left to upgrade and Lykan from 4 to 5*

[lucid girder]

12 earned

then 10 from Beast X / H2 Speed milestone

1 win

[plain pumice]

From: Abhijit.

[lucid girder]

and 1 from ASL's club reward

[dusk onyx]

(23 bps in 264 hunt packs ridiculous)

[stray dew]

Then all cars upgraded and no daily task

Alfieri still needs 4-5 bps to unlock

[dusk onyx]

I already give it up

1* Alfieri is trash

ok then I won’t spend tokens on it anyway

[stray dew]

It's trash on 4* too

But i play as much as i can that event only

For to have more days for daily task upgrades

[dusk onyx]

I leave daily task upgrade to other cars

really a lot

[stray dew]

i only have 2

[dusk onyx]

stock j50 nearly stock trion 570s corvette and egoista

[stray dew]

J50 on 1* and Lykan from 4 to 5*

[torpid cypress]

Fuck* nova team

Im going to 360 every single one of them

Dirty ass* cunts*

[solid pawn]

Inb4 @torpid cypress gets warned by Bypassing Swearing Fillter

[torpid cypress]

Mute me idc

They're a bunch of weebtards

Stupid normies

[fast violet]

whats wrong with being a weeb

[torpid cypress]

Nice I didn't know a 2* 911 can do 1:13

[fast violet]

half human population are weebs

[torpid cypress]

Not all weebs are a problem

But the people with problems are weebs

[plain pumice]

If Gameloft would have a little brains they wouldn't make corvette more powerful than ford GT

Ford GT is way better in real life

🤔

[solid pawn]

@plain pumice Well, its gameloft

Thats their logic

[plucky matrix]

Well terzo spits flames from it's non existent exhaust

And DS e tense spits flames from it's fog lights😂

And Regera shifts gears

[torpid cypress]

Corvette is just broken at this point

[plucky matrix]

Isn't everything broken in this game?

[torpid cypress]

No

Hackers aren't broken

[solid pawn]

Isn't the game broken?

[torpid cypress]

They're intellectually broke still but ok

[plain pumice]

Get KD too much....

That dirty ;a**hole;

[chilly rose]

How does one even 360 a VLF with Koenigsegg

[fast violet]

by pressing brakes twice

[torpid cypress]

Thanks for that massive amount of information

[plain pumice]

I laughed so much at these last 3 lines 😆

[chilly rose]

Nice @fast violet but isn't it surprising cos the Koenigsegg could still pass silently

[plucky matrix]

@chilly rose not when the driver is TD nab

Or pro filth

[plain pumice]

This game is full of Nauseabundos with no life, it’s the new school of Learn to hate others

360 kd every race f****** machine 😂😂😂😂

[warm marsh]

🤔

[plain pumice]

Transelate Nauseabundo

Sports A9? ... false

[stray dew]

I rarly get KD by 360 from someone

But i do get KD a lot from others that dont even touch me

Mostly from either yellow or red connection laggers

[plain pumice]

Red connection to do the same Kd I agree

At the start more drivers dirctly attack to my car, so people or drivers or bot are more stresssed

I don’t understand this stress, it’s not a job it’s only a game cojones

[marble venture]

Red connection people get to Play MP like a TLE
I experience it once every 2-3 days
It's pretty fun

[plain pumice]

Me cago en la puta, this an spanish expression for explain nothing 😂😂😂😂😂

[ripe pelican]

Pretty neat wallpaper?

[stray dew]

@ripe pelican #🪄・off-topic would be that for show off

[lucid girder]

ok

[fresh summit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adREbznqoTA&t=2s http://mkt-web.gameloft.com/static/36666cdf063fc194c8506df419935105.pdf @oblique lantern @onyx hill @split glacier @pine kite

[split glacier]

Yeah but sorry don’t have time to participate XD

[fresh summit]

😢

[split glacier]

Go get it man 😎

Oh and btw Liu said he won’t have time for that final

[split glacier]

So I guess only three of u will be in the Final

Good luck bro

[onyx hill]

I go back to uni that weekend rip

[fresh summit]

12 people total go to Germany

[split glacier]

Same to me probably....

[fresh summit]

feels bad man @onyx hill

[split glacier]

Late August

[onyx hill]

still no PC support

[torpid cypress]

Im too young to apply lmao

Im 4 months too young

Rip me

[fresh summit]

ofc no pc support😅

[onyx hill]

PC is the optimal way to play the game. i dont get why its always ignored

[torpid cypress]

And yes I meet the region qualifier

[split glacier]

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[pliant quartz]

i don't know about u but im not doing mp this month. ever

[torpid cypress]

@fresh summit when is dreamhack again

[marble venture]

@onyx hill good PC is also needed right?
That is much more expensive

[onyx hill]

not really

[fresh summit]

june 2nd

[torpid cypress]

👀

[onyx hill]

the game can run at 60fps on a potato

[torpid cypress]

Do I get to see you live

👀

[onyx hill]

you need a 800$ phone to play the game stable

[fresh summit]

basically yeah, my 2005 computer can run that

[stray dew]

@onyx hill no you dont

[onyx hill]

my oneplus 6 chugs

[stray dew]

Pocophone F1 can handle it well with it's SD845 cpu

And that phone cost around 250 euro

[onyx hill]

my current pc i use when i stream has a mx130 graphics card which is basically the lowest model

not available in US

also i hear pocofone had issues with getting A9 to boot

[stray dew]

Well not of anyone problem who dont live in US 😄

[pliant quartz]

Can an iPhone xs do 60 fps?

[marble venture]

I play it in a 300$ laptop
Every possible graphic setting is at the lowest

[torpid cypress]

@pliant quartz yes I think

[pliant quartz]

hmm

u sure?

[onyx hill]

still my point is the best version of the game is on PC. no esports ever for that platform

[stray dew]

Well Asphalt isnt really a game for E-sport anyways

[marble venture]

@onyx hill cause very less percent of people who play in aPC play Aspalt
Majority play some shooting game

[plucky matrix]

@pliant quartz yes

[pliant quartz]

ok

[plucky matrix]

Xs ,xs max and xr support 60 fps @pliant quartz

[onyx hill]

ok......but they are sending 12 people to germany

[pliant quartz]

cuz it doesn't seem like mine is doing 60 fps

[onyx hill]

there are more than 12 players on windows

[plucky matrix]

@onyx hill in PC a9 is ded tho

[onyx hill]

not really

[plucky matrix]

Not many play there

[onyx hill]

amazon fire is dead

not many, there are roughly 10000+ players who run the weekly tournament

i know ios can dip into the 100,000s

[plucky matrix]

Look at Android leaderboard for rush

And compare it with windows🤷

[onyx hill]

well in a pool of 100,000 people you are more likely to find someone who can play that much

[fresh summit]

4 players per region (2ios, android)

[plucky matrix]

Yeah

[onyx hill]

even if 500 people will win prizes that is more than enough to accomodate windows

[stray dew]

Making it based on MP is flawed

They need to make it as event where the best times get

[onyx hill]

afiq, drheal, feuerrm, unkindly, electric sheep are all on windows

android you can cheat using physics change

[stray dew]

MP top player can be total newb but just have no life and time to 14 hours a day play mp

[plucky matrix]

Farzad: hahahahahaha best Times my foot

[plain pumice]

I hope will key subject is terminated.

@stray dew no noob can be on top even if he plays 24h

[plucky matrix]

@stray dew newbies have very less cars and it can't get them remotely close to top 1k even on Android

[plain pumice]

You need to win races

[plucky matrix]

Definitely not on Android

[torpid cypress]

Nice

[tawny portal]

Nab

[stray dew]

@plucky matrix having all cars unlocked make you instantly a Pro player ? 😄

[torpid cypress]

No u

[stray dew]

Lol nice to know

[tawny portal]

No you

Me 3*

[onyx hill]

well it creates a positive feedback loop

[pliant quartz]

@torpid cypress 👌

[stray dew]

You learn something every day 😄

[torpid cypress]

Omg whale

[plucky matrix]

@stray dew in rush that is the main factor

[onyx hill]

its no surprise Afiq can get a loaded garage when he always gets top1 in MP

[plucky matrix]

Oh yeah and the main point is to win races

[onyx hill]

if you arent chugging the game constantly you have no chance to break top100 in MP

[plucky matrix]

Like ervis said

[pliant quartz]

But in the end, the whole reason gameloft is doing esports is for 💸

[stray dew]

I am not a pro player as i play with TD and i have pretty much every car unlocked

Few featured cars i dont have

[onyx hill]

unlocked but max stars?

thats the difference

[stray dew]

If i would only have time and motivation to play this i could be in top too

[onyx hill]

even the epic import parts make a difference

[sonic cypress]

@onyx hill true

3879 Corvette vs 3921

[plucky matrix]

@onyx hill epics do add up as a whole

[onyx hill]

you may have all cars, but Afiq has a gold garage

[plucky matrix]

Especially on 6 star cars

[pliant quartz]

chiron tho

[plucky matrix]

16 epics

[stray dew]

Well thats the thing when you have gold garage you have advantage over others

There is no skill in that

[plucky matrix]

Afiq has a 47/48 Chiron hue

[tawny portal]

chiron miss me 3 epics

AHAHAH

[onyx hill]

yeah as soon as 1 BP is available he will have gold chiron

[pliant quartz]

I mean not saying that is not impressive

[tawny portal]

4716/4755

[pliant quartz]

its insane

[onyx hill]

in esports you get a free try car

[plucky matrix]

@stray dew afiq can oof you even with underranked cars so

[tawny portal]

In maniability

[onyx hill]

so anyone can theoretically win

[tawny portal]

Afiq nab

[marble venture]

Are epics worth it on C class cars?

[torpid cypress]

lmao

[pliant quartz]

but im surprised gl hasn't made afiq a proracer

[onyx hill]

he hasnt applied as far as my knowledge goes

[pliant quartz]

they really should

[stray dew]

@plucky matrix i dont taupt that

[pliant quartz]

oh

[plucky matrix]

@stray dew lmao

[stray dew]

Damn hate english in writing form taupt toupt doupt daupt what ever

[pliant quartz]

?

wut?

[plucky matrix]

@marble venture yes but it doesn't make a lot of difference

It's just 4 epics

[stray dew]

Doubt is the right

[pliant quartz]

?

@stray dew ur confusing me here

nvm

[stray dew]

45 blueprints and 1 epic to gold this beast

[tawny portal]

ok your chiron nab

LOL

[pliant quartz]

the best day in a9 history is April 1st, 2019 😄

[tawny portal]

LOL

32bps

But my Chiron full for me so it did not help me lol

[pliant quartz]

u weren't even supposed to try to get the bp's

[plain pumice]

Btw, hawt_dawg.

[fresh summit]

1

[plain pumice]

I’m saw the drop 15x on your streaming video.

[onyx hill]

crazy, right

[plain pumice]

Lucky hux.

hey

hawt_dawg

what's your own proracer cup

[onyx hill]

that should be easy to predict

its one of the last proracer cups

[plain pumice]

you last position?

[pliant quartz]

i already know what car is gonna be in feuerrm's cup

its obvious

[abstract glade]

Shelby

Duh

[pliant quartz]

yep

[abstract glade]

cues Bad Guy

Duh

[onyx hill]

my car choice is also pretty obvious if youre a viewer

[pliant quartz]

hmm

[abstract glade]

A hotdog

[onyx hill]

yep

[plain pumice]

🌭

😋

[stray dew]

youtu.be/HJ_IbHsMEi0 --- My garage right now

[pliant quartz]

i haven't seen ur stream for 6 months

i have an excuse to not know wht it will be

[fresh summit]

thank god i dont live in Europe or asia, where the real aliens reside....... @humble bluff will you try out?

[tawny portal]

Me

I'm alien @fresh summit

[stray dew]

@fresh summit where you live then ?

Power hungry US ?

Kill other people and other countries just to get better oil barrel price ?

[fresh summit]

yes.....that's why im going to dreamhack Dallas.....

[tawny portal]

LOUL

[onyx hill]

lmao

[fresh summit]

to kill people for oil, like wt....f

[stray dew]

Spy on everyone and then Ban ZTE and the likes from US in a paranoia of spying 😄

[onyx hill]

bro im a 19 yr old trying to pay student debt

i have no interest in oil

[pliant quartz]

…….

but this is an mp channel tho….

what does oil have to do with mp….

[fresh summit]

just get full ride, problem solved

[onyx hill]

competitive market

[fresh summit]

☺

[pliant quartz]

ah

-_-

i see

[stray dew]

All whats great in America is thanks to Asia and Europe

[fresh summit]

thanks?

[humble bluff]

@fresh summit yes I will

[fresh summit]

gl man, hopefully you're the best in Europe IOS

[humble bluff]

Thanks bro

It will be very very hard

[pliant quartz]

im off to play halo. bye

[onyx hill]

good choice

cant wait for PC release of MCC

[humble bluff]

Lucas you here xD

[fresh summit]

u can do a quick switch to android cuz competition is ez-er

[plain pumice]

👀

[onyx hill]

Hi alex

[fresh summit]

im really confused why they didn't add China to the mix of eligible competitors, thats like 70% of my team

[humble bluff]

I don't know how did they choose the countries

[stray dew]

Asphalt is officially banned from China maybe thats why

[past glade]

Not really

Chinese people are still playing A9

[fresh summit]

🤔

[stray dew]

China people need to download the APK and use VPN what i have heard

[past glade]

No

That's not the case

[pliant quartz]

f

halo 5, after replaying 28 times, is finally boring

[misty socket]

Umm I don’t recall Chevy coming from China 🙄

[eternal hedge]

banned because there are car accidents and that doessnt happen in perfect china @stray dew

[quasi hinge]

Devs should fix this carribean map a lot of points of respawn

for nosense

[pliant quartz]

way i see it

[quasi hinge]

especially pier pressure

[pliant quartz]

if u wreck at 95 percent

u get respawned at 5 percent

gl logic 😄 😄 😄

[quasi hinge]

the last ramp and ramp before entrance to jungle

[torpid cypress]

Thundering start

Literally all ramps are broken

You get half barrels always if you don't go really high

And that ruins your speed

[quasi hinge]

true

especially first 2 ramps 🤣

[stray dew]

That last ramp before bridge in caribbean

Right side barrel roll ramp

I never get barrel rolls in there

Always jump flat or half spin in slow motion

[pliant quartz]

th

[quasi hinge]

LMAO

BC Nab

[pliant quartz]

gg

[plain pumice]

That would be me if I had the BC

[pallid ridge]

look

[stray dew]

look what ?

Whats the puzzle that needs decoding in there ?

[pallid ridge]

Do you like it?

[quasi hinge]

OOF Egoistas

[pliant quartz]

i will if that genty is mine

[narrow pasture]

omg!!! genty?? how??

[pliant quartz]

fan art

probably

[narrow pasture]

tell me how to unlock it plss!!!! 😮 😮

😮

[quasi hinge]

This is mine

[stray dew]

@quasi hinge today not really a Egoista day

My first race today i got 2 times KD with it

Second race i got 3 times KD

in really short time

[quasi hinge]

at least i will need just 49 bps to unlock in special event 😋

[pliant quartz]

@narrow pasture if u write a review for a9 on the windows store u get one genty bp

[narrow pasture]

ever heard about sarcasm?

[narrow pasture]

answer properly too

[quasi hinge]

its restricted for some countries not all

[crystal haven]

😂

[quasi hinge]

and its done maybe already

it was when ramadan came

[lucid girder]

@quasi hinge wat i have the Ramadan event but i dont see the Genty Akylone BP

completely do not see it

[quasi hinge]

@lucid girder not ramadan event

[lucid girder]

@quasi hinge show me where is it then lmao

ok Egoista

[quasi hinge]

it was in stores of islamic countries due to entrance ramadan

[lucid girder]

???

it was in stores? the game store itself?

[quasi hinge]

@lucid girder each store have offers and giveways depends of your country and region

[pallid ridge]

Just joking, I snipped bits and pieces and made that

Look

Zoom in

[narrow pasture]

dude, we don't really care

you can stop now

[pallid ridge]

sure

[quasi hinge]

they showed me bar to rate the game to take your special gift i thought 75

[pallid ridge]

but what is ramadan event

I do not have it

[quasi hinge]

but i got 1bp genty i was shocked really

and all ppl in morocco got that i mean my friends which they told me that

also another trick and glitch was in events

it ws almost for a long time since WWR

now it fixed shet

[crystal haven]

There is too much glitch on Asphalt 9 @quasi hinge xD

[quasi hinge]

it was really awesome glitch

but they fixed it after update of carribean ffs

some friends got J unlocked sspecial giveaway bcs they are whales

they buying bundles anytime

i was jealous to them 🙄

[pallid ridge]

lol

[quasi hinge]

and also they got 9 bps of zenvo

but that i think was from issue of egoista packs

[plain pumice]

Metaphor.

[quasi hinge]

can someone send me ss of GS max?

[limpid drum]

@quasi hinge wait

[limpid drum]

@quasi hinge check

[plain pumice]

🤔

[quasi hinge]

holy 😮 81 nitro

thank you btw

[crystal haven]

81.88 but no nitro power x)

All in the duration x)

[quasi hinge]

idk if i can do master or no 😟

i need tokens

[crystal haven]

At 4* the F12 have a better nitro power than the max CCGS

[plain pumice]

There’s no way I’m going for more

[frigid isle]

BHP darren you piece of sheet

Why do you ram towards the wall at the start of the race and I still beat you @$$

You came in freaking last you sorry excuse of a driver

[limpid drum]

1 fuel wasted!!

😡😡😡

[plain pumice]

😮

[rare ledge]

He couldn't handle a low ranked Vulcan being ahead dof him

I like a challenge 😉

[austere leaf]

@narrow pasture sorry

[civic parcel]

Oof. RIP Danny again

[narrow pasture]

for? gg @austere leaf

@civic parcel you can deal with your stuff

[civic parcel]

hmm?

[austere leaf]

@narrow pasture
I accidentally pushed you into the trucks

[narrow pasture]

happens

no worries

[wraith knoll]

I keep losing half of my fuels this way
Anyone having same issue?

[civic parcel]

You shouldn't lose fuel to Error 28

GL made it so you get your fuel back in a previous update

After I asked for it of course 😁

[wraith knoll]

Yeah it worked before but not now

I just lose the fuel after that error

[civic parcel]

Oof

Commit contact CC

[plain pumice]

@wraith knoll yeah

Happens a lot today

And disconnection within races too

[quasi hinge]

IDK why when i go higher i got respawned in this dump ramp for nosense 😡

[jolly pebble]

You're above those roof

You broke the atmosphere lmao

[quasi hinge]

REMOVE Midwest from mp 😡

[frigid isle]

Take a look bhp darren dkhead

[short agate]

What is this

[brisk surge]

lul

slr with 3* gs stats

editing

[glossy yarrow]

If you try to ground 360 me, you best not miss...

[short agate]

🤣😂🤣😂 @glossy yarrow your a savage

@glossy yarrow what editing do you use... your video looks good?

[plain pumice]

@short agate that is fake

Look at car rank

[short agate]

Ohhh ok just checkin

Oh 😂

[plain pumice]

• stats are corvette 1* I think

🤣🤣

[glossy yarrow]

Use the Samsung built in recorder for playback recording, then GIF Maker-Editor to convert a snippet to a gif. Set it at 480 pixels wide, and keep it under 10 sec.

[feral sable]

the built in GIF in video editor? @glossy yarrow

I do the same but it always gets more than 8mb

[glossy yarrow]

No. A separate app.

[feral sable]

aha

[glossy yarrow]

It needs to be 500 pixels wide or under. Low quality and max compression. Then I can get them to about 7mb

[feral sable]

gotcha, thanks

[plain pumice]

@feral sable use this

Choose 500p when making a gif and high quality

To get around 5mb gif

[feral sable]

oh okay thanks a lot @plain pumice

downloading thanks ervis! 👌

[quasi hinge]

do you think guys bc and 918 will come in multipacks again ?

[fast ferry]

Not now maybe after cabriolet thingy

[fast violet]

they could release next week lol

all of sudden like corvette egoista did

though not in m,ultipacks

[plain pumice]

🤔

[plucky matrix]

@plain pumice wassup farzad

[iron pine]

Going to sleep now

😪😪😪

[fast violet]

seems like our nolifers are poor long distance runners

[plain pumice]

What time?

[fast violet]

I was barely keeping up with top 50 first 2 days but now I'm almost top10 while playing less

[iron pine]

Yeah

From tomorrow I won't be able to play

😅

[plain pumice]

most of them arent that good, and therefore not winning as many games as u

[feral sable]

what a pro

[iron pine]

I am on TD

[plain pumice]

exactly

[iron pine]

😂

[fast violet]

today I had a guy that tried to 360 my trion, him me twice with it and wrecked by hitting a wall

I remained intact

don't know why but that was funny

[iron pine]

@fast violet you tried to kd me also

😅😂

[feral sable]

lmao

[fast violet]

I try to kd people that block or ram me

😂

[iron pine]

🙄

I didn't do that

[fast violet]

I wouldn't try to 360 anyone for no reason

[iron pine]

Many times I was infront of you

[fast violet]

in the rush season even more so

[iron pine]

So you shockwave

I can understand

[plain pumice]

dont get in his way

feel free to KD anyone that is about to slow u down

c'unts everywhere

[fast violet]

well if you're in front of me and I shockwave maybe I wasn't trying to kd you but were just trying to pass? 😂

[iron pine]

I got kd twice then I started shockwave the moment he did and I managed to stay infront of him