🎖・multiplayer

[thin tangle]

I continuously knock traffic and wrecked at divert

[austere leaf]

guys how much dif is 3* and 4* evo?

[plain pumice]

big

[plush drift]

Big

[plain pumice]

like 600 rank

[sturdy crest]

Guys,I have such explosive farts that it tore a hole in my underwear

[plain pumice]

or 500

[sturdy crest]

Lol

[austere leaf]

3s?

[plush drift]

500

[sturdy crest]

R/nobodyasked

[thin tangle]

52x

[austere leaf]

2.5seconds?

[oblique lantern]

Savage you might wanna go see a doctor

[sturdy crest]

Lol

[plush drift]

Definitely

[sturdy crest]

Na

I have another pair

Hope I don't tear a hole in it lol

[oblique lantern]

🤔

[plush drift]

Eu

Nasty

[oblique lantern]

Still prob should see a doctor

[sturdy crest]

Lol

I'll go to the eye doctor not the a$$ doctor

I don't have it scheduled yet

[plush drift]

Btw how much is the limited for dallas?

@oblique lantern

[oblique lantern]

idk

[plush drift]

Top 10

[sturdy crest]

?? I've been to Dallas Texas though

[plush drift]

Ok

[oblique lantern]

I would guess top 50

It does have multiple stages leading up to it doesnt it?

[plush drift]

I would go myself but the person i played for maybe would lol

Idk

[oblique lantern]

I would go

[plush drift]

But maybe

[oblique lantern]

But one I dont think Im old enough

[plush drift]

If i get plane ticket i would

[oblique lantern]

Two my moms not paying for that

[plush drift]

2 moms owo

[oblique lantern]

mom + is = mom's

👀

[plush drift]

Ok

[oblique lantern]

xp

[plush drift]

Lol

[oblique lantern]

Im not very smart to Im probably wrong about that ngl

Ricardo

[plush drift]

Yes

[oblique lantern]

You got that

[plush drift]

Everyone almost loves him

Not me though

But someone shared in a server way back

[oblique lantern]

Its funny even tho it makes no sense

[plush drift]

True

Also i like the animated cartoony part

[oblique lantern]

Yesh

[thin tangle]

D e d c h a t

[tender anchor]

@austere leaf WP 😡

[wooden raptor]

Alright, @tender anchor has been warned for 'Bad word usage'.

[plain pumice]

@austere leaf hahah did you get him?

[austere leaf]

@tender anchor you were really stupid u try to kd me and u got it

[tender anchor]

When I understood what you wanted to do I was like oh **** it's too late

[tender anchor]

But I never tried to kd you this time

[austere leaf]

@tender anchor stupid i wanna go right u hit me i go ur wayand eall kd u

[plain pumice]

@tender anchor you upset half of my club today

[plush drift]

@austere leaf everyone dirty in that race

[austere leaf]

u are stupid

[plain pumice]

they wanted to smash your head they said

[austere leaf]

@plush drift true

[plush drift]

I wanna smash head

Chipmol send your head

[tender anchor]

😭

[austere leaf]

@tender anchor just clean race@if u did that u probably br 2nd

br

be

that race

[tender anchor]

I don't understand you , I just didn't try to kd

we were close and that's it

[twilit timber]

hallo

[plain pumice]

@tender anchor

[austere leaf]

u hit me u was going right u hit me and car went ur way and wall kd if u didnt touch u never get kd

[tender anchor]

XD yeah I saw that and we talked here

???

I should have record that

but anyway wp ^^

[plain pumice]

lmao

Cobras in a nutshell

[austere leaf]

@tender anchor just accept that

[tender anchor]

don't blame the club guys xD

it's just me

[austere leaf]

thats u didwrong

[weak compass]

Does anybody know MatheusV from an indo club in mp?

[austere leaf]

if iwanna kd u i just do 360 and bye bye

[tender anchor]

let's launch another game and see if we are in the same 😉

[austere leaf]

@tender anchor wanna kd me?)) lol

[tender anchor]

maybe 😉

[karmic dragon]

Anyone who 360's is a coward

[plain pumice]

no, hes a cobra

[twilit timber]

@tender anchor cringe

[austere leaf]

@tender anchor but congrats that rpm@nooby is even worse then u

👏

[jolly pebble]

360 is a special attack

[wooden raptor]

Alright, @tender anchor has been warned for 'Posted a link'.

[austere leaf]

atleast someone is worse @tender anchor

[weak compass]

Im sorry to say but MatheusV is a dirty player.. a rammer...
Whoever races with him.. when you go side by side with that player please kd him right away or he'll ram your car

[tender anchor]

@twilit timber

[sturdy crest]

No

Lol

Nvm

[twilit timber]

@tender anchor are wii not gonna be cringy?

[austere leaf]

⚰️long live in our hearts chipmol

[jolly pebble]

I thought knife isn't allowed

[sturdy crest]

I already stabbed myself in the eyes with my eyes

[jolly pebble]

that is a big knife XD

[twilit timber]

he's doing profanity

[sturdy crest]

Oh that doesnt make any sense

[jolly pebble]

okay no mods nvm

[twilit timber]

you can't post those emojis

[sturdy crest]

Baguette

[wooden raptor]

Alright, @twilit timber has been warned for 'Bad word usage'.

[twilit timber]

lmao why can't I say t h o t

[karmic dragon]

T h o t

[tender anchor]

???????????????? 😡

[jolly pebble]

🗡

[twilit timber]

@tender anchor Are wii gonna stop being cringy?

[sturdy crest]

@tender anchor

[jolly pebble]

lmao

[sturdy crest]

So how many tgl clan members r in this server?

[jolly pebble]

no guardians of discord online

[karmic dragon]

A lot @sturdy crest

[twilit timber]

@sturdy crest idk

[sturdy crest]

I can tell

[twilit timber]

who are TGL members?

[karmic dragon]

🤔

[fast violet]

gays

[twilit timber]

wait

what's TGL?

[tender anchor]

🙄

[sturdy crest]

@tender anchor

[tender anchor]

what ?

[twilit timber]

what's TGL

[tender anchor]

XD

[sturdy crest]

😂

🥖

[karmic dragon]

What is TGL

That's a good question

[twilit timber]

@sturdy crest That's the ultimate no u card

[plain pumice]

Triglyceride Lipase

[sturdy crest]

Team Gey Loft

[twilit timber]

nou = uno

lmao

[sturdy crest]

That means tgl

I think

[plain pumice]

The Good Life

[fast violet]

taiwanese gay losers

[karmic dragon]

Three Gay Lads

[fast violet]

🤔

[twilit timber]

Those guys like losing

[karmic dragon]

💩💩

[toxic prairie]

🍋

[twilit timber]

poopoo

[sturdy crest]

Three Guts lions

[sturdy crest]

That makes sense

There the 4th one from top

[austere leaf]

ah someone river playing

((

[twilit timber]

Touch and Go

LMAO

[sturdy crest]

Anyone listening to "Elle Me Dit"?

I guess noone

[twilit timber]

MTM = Momma The Microwave is turned on

[tender anchor]

worst song

[twilit timber]

😂

[sturdy crest]

Why?

It's actually kind of relaxing in my part of the world

[twilit timber]

Momma the microwave's turned on
turn it off plz
Momma...?
M o m m a???
MOMMA!!!!!

[peak oar]

@austere leaf I tried so hard not to land on you 😂

[sturdy crest]

Lol

[austere leaf]

@peak oar thsnks

a

[sturdy crest]

Lot

[peak oar]

Lol np 😜

[sturdy crest]

If me and @twilit timber raced together in multiplayer that'll be funny

[austere leaf]

@peak oar 😂that noob slowed me down a lot

[twilit timber]

what's your nick

[sturdy crest]

Cuz my ingame name is my name on here so it's easy to spot me

[twilit timber]

o

[sturdy crest]

SavageKing

[peak oar]

Yeah lol where he was no where to be found on the second lap😂

[austere leaf]

😂and that noob has 4* evo

rip me

😱

[twilit timber]

what's the top speed of a 4* Evo?

[austere leaf]

340 i think

[twilit timber]

HOLY

[austere leaf]

or even higher

[plain pumice]

My favorite snowball stand ran out of ice cream

[twilit timber]

h o l y c r a p p e r d s

[weak compass]

Apollo has greater top speed

[sturdy crest]

@plain pumice Top 10 Anime Deaths 2019

[twilit timber]

ofc

but worse everything else

[plain pumice]

How do you not have the 488?

[pine kite]

No surprise here

[austere leaf]

@weak compass apollo dont have accel cornering and nitro like evo

[sturdy crest]

I will get it in this class B event aka tongiht

[weak compass]

Though evo has a monster nitro
F12 has more

[sturdy crest]

I'll do the class B events right now and see if I get the car

[twilit timber]

Corvette has more

[plain pumice]

There was only one jesko?

[austere leaf]

@weak compass huayra

[weak compass]

@austere leaf true.... sad 😢

[twilit timber]

s a d l i f e

[weak compass]

@austere leaf yup huarya is still ftw

[pine kite]

@plain pumice LOL no, 125 Jeskos will be built

[twilit timber]

lmao

[pine kite]

All sold out

[twilit timber]

WUT

[plain pumice]

Wow

[twilit timber]

ok damn these rich peepool

😂

[plain pumice]

First elons not-a-flamethrower is sold out now this?

[austere leaf]

only 50+ LL players

[twilit timber]

I said it like if I had money to buy a Jesko 😂

[plain pumice]

Lol

[twilit timber]

I don't even have my own money

LMAO

[plain pumice]

Lol

Same

My bank account isnt mine to use

Its my savings my mom keeps for my future self

She has to approve of what i want to buy

So i can't buy expensive items

[oblique lantern]

Good race @austere leaf

[naive phoenix]

.

[wooden raptor]

Alright, @austere leaf has been warned for 'Bad word usage'.

[naive phoenix]

Oof

[austere leaf]

i f..ked first lap

[oblique lantern]

Rip Rip XXX tho

I got stuck behind too

[austere leaf]

i did 360 after ramp didnt respond normal

[oblique lantern]

Yea I saw that

[austere leaf]

lose too much time

[oblique lantern]

Afiq trick helped me to pass on the last straight

[plain pumice]

wt'f is ricky doing

[austere leaf]

start was great i was holding nitro

[oblique lantern]

lol idk

[austere leaf]

and then come everyone to me i used it

[wooden raptor]

Alright, @plain pumice has been warned for 'bypassing swear filter'.

[plain pumice]

i wanted to pass Ashot but went in wrong and got stuck in tunnel

[oblique lantern]

;-;

[peak oar]

Occasionally I accidentally 360 while trying to cancel nitro cause I double tap too fast. Maybe that’s what happened? Idk

[oblique lantern]

^ most liekly

[austere leaf]

@plain pumice i think he wanna save some nitro for ramp but did erong

w

[oblique lantern]

At the start I fell back cuz I didnt want to get near anyone lmao

[austere leaf]

@plain pumice i saw u and ricky right behind me)

[oblique lantern]

Anyways Im just glad I was able to race so many good drivers owo ggs

[twilit timber]

who's the sneaky mod?

w h o i s i t

[austere leaf]

but good race thanks everyone)

[oblique lantern]

Ye ^-^ gl as well

[half garnet]

That was an accidental 360 in case you thought I was 360ing

[oblique lantern]

Yea lol figured

[austere leaf]

@half garnet i know u wanna save nitro for ramp)

[naive phoenix]

Sometime over spin is consider as 360 for some people xd

[oblique lantern]

hold to drift setting when gl

[plain pumice]

when my hands are cold i accidentally doupletap quite often

[austere leaf]

@naive phoenix at first its look like it but after some analyses u can understand better

[plain pumice]

really annoying

[oblique lantern]

Yo samee

[half garnet]

Yeah same

[plain pumice]

one time i accidentally did it, and ended up 360ing a BHP guy

lucky

[oblique lantern]

lol

Imma go back into mp, hopefully I dont face you guys again I wanna get to legend league XD

[austere leaf]

ah again maxapollo guyd

guys

[oblique lantern]

Poor you D:

[austere leaf]

i quite

[plain pumice]

i keep meeting people from here all the time now

so annoying

[austere leaf]

no chance 1vs1

with max apollo with some epics lmao

[naive phoenix]

xd

Bruh controlling apollo good is kinda difficult for me

[sturdy crest]

Havn't gotten 1 488 blueprint not even 1

I only need 2 blueprints to get the car

;-;

[austere leaf]

@naive phoenix its easy compared to other b class cars

except

vette and evo

[sturdy crest]

Yup

[half garnet]

Apollo has good handling. Should be easy to use

Just the nitro that’s hard

[plain pumice]

@naive phoenix you only have 3*, nitro kinda succks

if you had 5*, you wouldve shattered me 2 mins ago

youre obviously a lot more skilled than me, which is why i hate getting matched with you

[median fiber]

@naive phoenix become a whale

You will not regret it

[plain pumice]

using 5* apollo in MP is cheating

[naive phoenix]

@plain pumice i almost catch up until i mess up at the barrel roll hitting the rock rip nitro

[austere leaf]

@naive phoenix 1.09.2 enough top100?

[naive phoenix]

Most likely not imo

[austere leaf]

i f..ked middle section that long turn

lose speed tp 290

[undone viper]

I hear some news about the terzo

[austere leaf]

((

[undone viper]

What happened

[rugged inlet]

What

[undone viper]

Some Lamborghini event

[rugged inlet]

What news

[half garnet]

I got my apollo 5* with only the tokens earned during regera event

[plain pumice]

scamvent

scamborghini

[peak oar]

@stiff bloom 😂😂

[undone viper]

Isn’t the terzo the only car no one has

[rugged inlet]

The zenvo also

[plain pumice]

genty

[proper monolith]

Maserati

[rugged inlet]

Only whales have it

[austere leaf]

@proper monolith mazeratti nope

[rugged inlet]

And the 570

[undone viper]

Yeah, at this point it seems game loft doesn’t even know what they’re doing lol

[plain pumice]

when J50 hunt

xd

[austere leaf]

570s was easy lol

[rugged inlet]

I would love j50 to be in lv 8 garage

[oblique lantern]

Ew I just faced major dirty player

[plain pumice]

@undone viper more and more players are leaving the game

[proper monolith]

Wait was there a Maserati event already

[plain pumice]

its getting worse and worse each event

[undone viper]

Good. There are better games out there like fh4 and the like. Playing this game is staying in mental torture.

[plain pumice]

@undone viper to get the Huracan EVO, you need to have cars with MAX + 4 epics

[rugged inlet]

Watch the terzo event forces us to have the centenario with 6 epics applied

[undone viper]

Lol

[plain pumice]

for example corvette or Apollo, both need to be maxed + 4 epics

[austere leaf]

they give us the cars which are bs at low starts and are insane higher stars so new tactics by them

[plain pumice]

and there is a EPic hunt, where most people got 0 epics from the 100 races

[rugged inlet]

There epic import scam hunt

There’s

That just ended

[undone viper]

Guys. Seriously. Just find a better game. The addiction will hurt for a while, but when you get out you ask why you ever stayed

[plain pumice]

so youre screwed even if u have max apollo/GS

or you could buy the epics for 60$ each

😂

[proper monolith]

Guys did the Maserati already drop or no

[undone viper]

60 bucks for an epic

What the

[rugged inlet]

Yep

[plain pumice]

8 BPS for GS/F12/APOLLO for 60$

[austere leaf]

@undone viper best deal

[plain pumice]

as welll

[oblique lantern]

And he still lost 👏

[plain pumice]

even 60% off @undone viper

[rugged inlet]

So if you don’t have any epic to start with you need $200 to get the required rank

[undone viper]

Screenshot that stuff

[rugged inlet]

For 1 car

[undone viper]

Show me

[plain pumice]

i dont have USD

[undone viper]

I want to see this scam

[oblique lantern]

You will be highly dissapointed

[plain pumice]

550 NOK = 60$

[ripe pelican]

I made some slightly modifications to my car.

[rugged inlet]

Rare epic cost less

[plain pumice]

As well as this

[undone viper]

Bwahahahaha

[austere leaf]

180 $ and be happy

[plain pumice]

Look, useless

[undone viper]

You guys are getting messed over so hard

[rugged inlet]

As well as this

[rugged inlet]

8x bps for $50

[plush drift]

@rugged inlet fair deal

[ripe pelican]

Yup, I was the victim of this scam. So that's why I created my token tree. 1800 wasted for Apollo and Chevrolet Epic while I have them 2/3 star upped.

[undone viper]

Good thing I charged back all my a9 purchases and got to buy some stuff for non p2w games ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[rugged inlet]

When reaching legend league gives out +$50 of stuff compared to that offer

[undone viper]

I doubt the devs even talk here much anymore

[rugged inlet]

Too much cancer here lol

[celest mantle]

I believe this game will be out in next 3 months, because GL is really trying hard to make you spend actual money

[plush drift]

Yet we completed

[rugged inlet]

Bruh when did SR team suck

[naive phoenix]

Lol

[undone viper]

I used to be so fair in discussions with this game. You know how much gameloft messed up when the one person that defended them can’t do so anymore.

[plush drift]

Me watching try hards

[rugged inlet]

thats my first attempt don’t judge

[peak oar]

@plain pumice that accidental 360 at the beginning slowed me way down 😒

[plush drift]

Lol

[naive phoenix]

bruh no way

[plain pumice]

@peak oar didnt see

[plush drift]

Thas my first attempt

[plain pumice]

good you got ridd of that RPM guy

[peak oar]

Yeah I made sure I landed on him 😜

[plain pumice]

karma

[plush drift]

~Me~ above the rest

[plain pumice]

i have 210-220k lmao

[rugged inlet]

Wow tryhard

[plush drift]

Beat kim vane

I think he has 250k

[oblique lantern]

Yesss

[austere leaf]

which rom guy was?

[plain pumice]

it reset when i club hopped so not sure what i have in total

[austere leaf]

rpm😂

[plush drift]

Rip

[plain pumice]

hmm cant remember

an unknown one

[rugged inlet]

Yay friendship

[austere leaf]

@plain pumice unknown player

😂

[oblique lantern]

:3

[plain pumice]

falconheavy

i think

f@lconhe@vy9

[austere leaf]

@oblique lantern gg

[oblique lantern]

thx Ashot

[plush drift]

Wow better than none amiritr

@plain pumice that’s pulsar name

[median fiber]

Friendship power 😃

[plain pumice]

idk who he is

[austere leaf]

@plain pumice puslar?

[plush drift]

@plain pumice yes pular

[plain pumice]

not 100% sure

[naive phoenix]

3* sin is actually better than i thought

[plush drift]

Heavy something

[rugged inlet]

I call that pack hacks

[austere leaf]

@plush drift pualalalalasar?

[rugged inlet]

That should be credits

[oblique lantern]

I cant wait to be op with legend league carr... oh wait

[plush drift]

Yes

[oblique lantern]

.-.

[naive phoenix]

.-. 3* sin and 3* apollo

[plush drift]

Lmao rip

[rugged inlet]

Look at that broke garage lmao jk

[plain pumice]

how can u have 0 SIN bps

is it even possible

[oblique lantern]

I didnt try for the car

[naive phoenix]

If you don’t buy bp

[rugged inlet]

How many trade coins do u have now

[naive phoenix]

300

[oblique lantern]

Lmme check

[austere leaf]

give me epics

[oblique lantern]

21,390

[toxic prairie]

I have a #1 mp and lots of top in LTE events such as decal cups and my sin is not even unlocked

[rugged inlet]

Save them for epics when they are needed for events lol

[toxic prairie]

lol

[oblique lantern]

xp

Oh hey Prodigy is that you

[toxic prairie]

yuo

wsup

[oblique lantern]

:3

[toxic prairie]

:pengudab:

[rugged inlet]

Wow your pfp says you are number 1 in mp

[covert ferry]

i have been grinding a lot

[toxic prairie]

xD

[grand solar]

Wow...after seeing this. I think we are better off here. This server may have rules. But its better hanging here

[toxic prairie]

I made my pfp myself

[rugged inlet]

only 1.59% of gamers unlocked this

[toxic prairie]

such photoshop skills

[grand solar]

Some other GL servers are loaded

[covert ferry]

no i just got this

[grand solar]

Look at all them admins

[naive phoenix]

Lmao the guy from jesheat is trash af

[plush drift]

Real admins

[grand solar]

yep

[covert ferry]

more proof

[plush drift]

Noob as fuh

[grand solar]

for another server that is

[plush drift]

Admins

[toxic prairie]

@covert ferry oof

today I got x1 laf BP from MP pack

[toxic prairie]

I wish I could gift it to ya

[sturdy crest]

Didn't get even one 488 blueprint

What is life

[toxic prairie]

buy motorshow pack

was that called motorshow?

🤔

[sturdy crest]

Ye

[toxic prairie]

k

you got a youtube channel or what?

@sturdy crest

👀

[sturdy crest]

Yeah

It's just Savage King

Same profile picture

[toxic prairie]

nice

[sturdy crest]

139 subs I think

[toxic prairie]

woa

sugoi

[sturdy crest]

Nothing to special

[plain pumice]

omg why so many good players in MP now

[toxic prairie]

lol

[sturdy crest]

Lol I didn't get anything from the motor show packs

[hard lintel]

i'll probably be pro by th time i start MP

[sturdy crest]

Time to wait until end of season

To get some token later

[hard lintel]

can you voice chat in MP with your opponents?

[toxic prairie]

@hard lintel being good in MP basically requires 3 things:

1. being consistent enough to drive flawless
2. having good reflexes
3. being experienced

[hard lintel]

the next update, communications update where you can talk with other players

[rugged inlet]

I would like to see that voice chat in mp only to hear ppl raging

[toxic prairie]

lmao

[hard lintel]

plus i just can't play MP yet cus A9 won't let me

[toxic prairie]

what?

how

oh you're a brandnew player

[hard lintel]

i think age restrictions

[toxic prairie]

no it doesn't matter how old you are

[plush drift]

More than once i saw fab at the last end wth lol

[hard lintel]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[plush drift]

We secure decal for both clubs

[median fiber]

Pls add voice chat in mp 😍

[plush drift]

I would cuss every damn time

[plain pumice]

i suggested it a month ago

but they didnt seem to like it

[celest mantle]

If they add voice chat, i will be banned the first race 😃

[toxic prairie]

@plush drift what's top 1 decal lap

[plush drift]

@plain pumice lol

1:05:7

[toxic prairie]

hmm

[plush drift]

Cyto kine made the lap

[toxic prairie]

cyto?

yea ofc

[plush drift]

Not him

Syncdna

But cyto made it

[hard lintel]

let's make a voice chat pettition

should we

[toxic prairie]

we have a cheater at the top lol

[plush drift]

Please add voice chat like pubg

[plain pumice]

lets make a fix the game petition first

[hard lintel]

duh

[plush drift]

What time

[plain pumice]

this is the least priority

[toxic prairie]

but top 1 legit is afiq with 1:05:9XX

he made the lap on his mates account

[plush drift]

4*

?

[toxic prairie]

yea

[plush drift]

Nice

Tell him to go deeper

[toxic prairie]

I don't think he will

[covert ferry]

Mellon

[plush drift]

Ok

[toxic prairie]

it has been 2 days since he hit this lap time

[plush drift]

But somehow cyto made that lap in a day

[toxic prairie]

and did not improve since that day

lol

[plush drift]

Same for cyto

[toxic prairie]

cyto is a little bit better than afiq

[plush drift]

Damn i need to find tricks in some maps

Yeah

[toxic prairie]

why tho?

[plain pumice]

afiq is meh

[plush drift]

But crazier

[plain pumice]

kinda average

[plush drift]

More god like

[wooden raptor]

Alright, @toxic prairie has been warned for 'Bad word usage'.

[toxic prairie]

@plain pumice wt f

[hard lintel]

laugh

[plush drift]

Omg did you say laugh

[toxic prairie]

lmao

[plush drift]

Seems like my post was lamer than expected

[toxic prairie]

who made this meme tho

[plain pumice]

not lame

[plush drift]

Saw on fb

[plain pumice]

i blew air out of nose

[hard lintel]

i said laugh boi

[plush drift]

Stiff joke

[toxic prairie]

@plush drift found a trick like I did

[plush drift]

Where

[wooden raptor]

Alright, @toxic prairie has been warned for 'Posted a link'.

[hard lintel]

i had laugh already typed up in the chat

[plush drift]

Dm

[plain pumice]

hes muted now

[celest mantle]

I think cytokine is the best in the game with srkazz3

[hard lintel]

how

we're not in a voice chat

[austere leaf]

@plain pumice sorry dor kd i slowed down

for

[plain pumice]

didnt need to

you didnt kd lol

[austere leaf]

really ?)

😂are u sure?

that poor guy apollos eat him

((

[hard lintel]

i have been playing for a month and a half, can i play MP

[winged raft]

So much for playing a mobile game made for 12+

[hard lintel]

to play what

[winged raft]

Can’t participate in the ESL competition

[hard lintel]

what is the ESL comp

[plain pumice]

@austere leaf yeah, i panicked when you were behind me, so i hit the truck and eventually wrecked

[winged raft]

It’s a thing in Dallas that you play for money

[plain pumice]

i thought you got physiched by the ramp later

[hard lintel]

oh i don't live in Dallas

[plain pumice]

you get free air plane ticket if u qualify

thats why u gotta be 18+

[winged raft]

I don’t need one

[hard lintel]

i come from the land down under mate

[winged raft]

I live here

[plain pumice]

use fake ID then

[winged raft]

Do I need to be 18+ to participate at all?

[hard lintel]

i don't care bout it

[winged raft]

I’m upset about this

[grand solar]

Asphalt 9 Garage lineup

[austere leaf]

@plain pumice understoof

d

[peak oar]

I drive a Dodge Dart. In other words, the worst car in A8

[winged raft]

A video game tournament

That teens can’t compete in

Isn’t that like

The target demographic

[toxic prairie]

unmuted madafaka

[hard lintel]

the games rated is for ages 12+

[toxic prairie]

:pengudab:

[winged raft]

I feel like with these requirements they’ll have like 7 players

[hard lintel]

and they expect at least 64

[winged raft]

Only continental United States states

18+

They can change the rules at any time

[hard lintel]

i just realised, can't you do a VPN hack to trick the game into making it think you live in america

[hard lintel]

so no VPN hack allowed

[winged raft]

This is ridiculous

[plain pumice]

it says you cant be influenced under alcohol while playing, even at home

[feral sable]

Please remove air knock downs -_-

[plain pumice]

lmao how they gonna check

[winged raft]

I was looking forward to it, too

They hack your webcam

Plus most of the pro players are European

[plain pumice]

no dude

[winged raft]

That’s why I was excited

[plain pumice]

80% of players are asian

[winged raft]

European/Asian

[hard lintel]

why can't you play a videogame while under the influence of alcohol

[plain pumice]

barely any europeans here

[winged raft]

Because I was going to have a chance

[peak oar]

Probably by checking your geolocations in reference to the last place you were located to

[winged raft]

How are they going to get 64 18+ Americans that are pros

[plain pumice]

dont need to be pro

64 of the best ones

[peak oar]

Like how it’s impossible to go from Europe to US in one second

[plain pumice]

and i dont think 64 people will go to the live LAN

its 2 or 4

if i remember correctly

[winged raft]

@plain pumice sorry for the tag, but don’t you think this is kind of pointless, especially since I live very close?

[peak oar]

Most of us Americans suck at this game

[plain pumice]

brb changing my citizenship

[winged raft]

Lmao

Brb going to change my age

[plain pumice]

look

[winged raft]

Where can I go to complain about this because I want to get into the competition

[plain pumice]

to a wall

[peak oar]

Yeah lemme just rail this line before I do city by the bay

[plain pumice]

complain to the lawmakers, its not up to ESL

[hard lintel]

do i count as a pro if i am a European who doesn't live in Europe

[winged raft]

It’s not?

[plain pumice]

they gonna livestream it

it would be fun with the real pros

[winged raft]

So the law says

You have to be 18 or older to play Asphalt 9

[plain pumice]

you are being unreasonable

[karmic dragon]

Competitively yes

[plain pumice]

they are responsible for you if something happens

lul

[hazy dirge]

GL didn’t even babysit Arritmia. What makes this guy think they are gonna babysit him?

[winged raft]

Then fuсk my $30 I spent to get in

[karmic dragon]

Oof

On the regristration page itself it says you need to be 18 lol

[winged raft]

What the hell is going to happen to me when I play a video game

[plain pumice]

panic attack

[winged raft]

His finger got electrocuted

Guess we gotta pay the medical bill

He stubbed his toe

[hard lintel]

you need to pay $30, just to get in?

[winged raft]

Yes

$30 for the event

[karmic dragon]

No

[winged raft]

Not for the competition

[hard lintel]

you might as well make it a live tournament that people cn watch on tv

[sturdy crest]

Yay! 2* my centenario!

[karmic dragon]

Well it told you when you signed up you need to be 18 or older lol

[sturdy crest]

I'm 14 lol

[winged raft]

For the actual event?

Or for the tournament

[karmic dragon]

What's the difference

Am I missing something?

[winged raft]

The event is a video game thing

In Dallas

[sturdy crest]

Oof

[winged raft]

It’s a place

[sturdy crest]

Ik

[winged raft]

The tournament is A9

[sturdy crest]

I've been to dallas Texas

[plain pumice]

@hazy dirge you are 'murican, are you gonna compete it?

free 2k$ for you

[hard lintel]

Aussie Aussie Aussie

[winged raft]

Age is not something I can control

[hard lintel]

no, it's Oi Oi Oi

[karmic dragon]

I'm just doing the tournament, I don't wanna fly to Dallas

[winged raft]

You live in the US?

[karmic dragon]

Ye

[winged raft]

I literally live in Dallas

So this seemed like an opportunity of a lifetime for me

Now it’s more like a letdown of a lifetime

This is stupid

[proper monolith]

No the real letdown was no going to lamborghinis headquarters during the other event

[winged raft]

@karmic dragon can I borrow your ID

[karmic dragon]

What why

[winged raft]

So I can get into the event

Hacker voice
I’m in

[karmic dragon]

It doesn't work like that

[hard lintel]

do NOT TRUST ANYONE WITH PERSONAL INFO

[wooden raptor]

Alright, @hard lintel has been warned for 'Capital letters'.

[winged raft]

Ik

I’m joking

[karmic dragon]

Can I have your social security number

[winged raft]

Yeah it’s 38392293830

[hard lintel]

shat ap ya bot (REEEE6)

[karmic dragon]

Thanks bro

[winged raft]

Np

Sucks that I wasted $30

[hard lintel]

@winged raft you know that anyone can copy that number

[winged raft]

Well at least I get to go to a car show next weekend

I know I spammed my keyboard

I’m not that stupid

[wooden raptor]

Alright, @hard lintel has been warned for 'Bad word usage'.

[karmic dragon]

Oh

[plain pumice]

3 ProTM in top 10 👍

[austere leaf]

@naive phoenix

[plain pumice]

and 4 of these ugly shodies

[austere leaf]

i lost again middle part that long turn

[naive phoenix]

@austere leaf i will bring my account on later lol still try hard on 4* huracan on another account for decal

[austere leaf]

@naive phoenix i think for 3* evo 1,08.0 max

which did cyto

[twilit timber]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[plain pumice]

noice

[turbid patio]

@twilit timber yeeeeeeeeeeee(2)

[plain pumice]

now wait 2 months to get the last star

[naive phoenix]

wow xd i don’t even have time to grind the trion

[turbid patio]

It will take FOREVER

[quasi hinge]

omg this stage 8 how so hard 😮

[austere leaf]

@naive phoenix for top100 1.08.5 or so needed?

[naive phoenix]

Most likely

[austere leaf]

3* evo will be hard

but possible

[hard lintel]

when u r banned and cant chat, how long is that

[plain pumice]

The constant winning and losing I just give up

Idk why I thought I could get to Legends

[hard lintel]

does anyone use the nissan 370z nismo? because i have maxed out all the blueprints for it and not once have i upgraded it

i used it once as well

[plain pumice]

The acr, aster, and 488 just doesn’t work for me

@hard lintel nope

I saw that I had enough credits to max it so I did though

[hard lintel]

that is so bad cus i dont have any silver or gold league cars

the image above

[shadow gale]

i am stuck at 35/45 for evo

like WTH

😡

[plain pumice]

I’m stuck at 41/45

I already failed the Terzo event

[shadow gale]

and i need 3 to unlock corvette

1 more pack

and 4 for apollo n

[shadow gale]

i have 1* adventador

5* cent

[plain pumice]

Why should I bother with the Terzo event?

[shadow gale]

4* asterion

[plain pumice]

Unless I can get 55 bps then I’m ok

[austere leaf]

mine is bad too

[small moth]

because the terzo is around than your highest level without being upgraded at all
@plain pumice

woog

[plain pumice]

15k tokens

you can buy everything you want

200 multi packs for terzo lol

[hard lintel]

i just have the Asterion from daily goals and a single bp for Centenario

[austere leaf]

@plain pumice and i dont event collect 7x100 tokens

even*

[plain pumice]

im slacking on them as well

30/100

[austere leaf]

11/100

[plain pumice]

i use TD to grind it

mentally easier

[hard lintel]

i am such a noob

and i don't do in app purchases

[plain pumice]

The only reason why the Huracán event isn’t a complete failure

Or the regera event

you probably have max Chiron then @plain pumice

or Huayra

[austere leaf]

@plain pumice u also have 13k or so tokens

😂

[hard lintel]

there better be an event for the J50 sometime soon

[plain pumice]

I’m quite proud of my Apollo

13.5k

@plain pumice in a perfect world yes

[austere leaf]

@plain pumice we are ready for terzo?)

[plain pumice]

@plain pumice so where do all your tokens go then?

[hard lintel]

card packs where else

[austere leaf]

@plain pumice wc

[plain pumice]

but he doesnt have any cars lol

@austere leaf i will maybe buy multi packs for ~4.5k, save rest

so i have like 25k for next event

😂

Bold of you to assume that that I earn a lot of tokens

nah, 20k maybe

[neat river]

hey guys

[plain pumice]

then its your own fault if youre not playing @plain pumice

[neat river]

do you know how to fdix the windows 10 bug?

fix*

[hard lintel]

i am poor please donate today to the poor noob association

[austere leaf]

@plain pumice if we can 4* it so nice no need to f..k all the tokens

[neat river]

when i open the game it freezes then it closes

[hard lintel]

update the game

[marble venture]

Delete the game

[plain pumice]

@plain pumice actually I can’t play all day since my mom won’t let me and idc about s class until a few weeks ago

[neat river]

i already did that

[plain pumice]

Here’s my max Chiron

[hard lintel]

lol

[austere leaf]

@plain pumice gg

😂

[neat river]

gameloft is killing meh

[nocturne frost]

👍 6 star Chiron

[plain pumice]

When the lancers see me they run off

[austere leaf]

@nocturne frost 8 star and 4 wheel chiron

[hard lintel]

no car goes beyond 6 (for now)

[plain pumice]

Here is it in its full glory

The fxx is forgettable imo

[hard lintel]

It's over 9000

[plain pumice]

I only know it’s in the game because it’s in the loading screen

[nocturne frost]

😂

[hard lintel]

the nissan 370z nismo is worse

and don't forget the dodge srt8

or the porsche 911 gts

[plain pumice]

Wait those are in the game too?

[hard lintel]

suprisingly, yeah

[plain pumice]

I forgot about them too

[hard lintel]

i have all the blueprints for the 370z but i haven't applied one single upgrade. it's still at it's starting rank of 620

[nocturne frost]

Most forgettable car to me is the DB11

[plain pumice]

Now for my saddest screenshots

[hard lintel]

at least yo have an s class car, i don't even have an a class car yet

cus i big noob

[plain pumice]

The DB11 helped me get the Vulcan while being way under ranked

[nocturne frost]

Yeah but I hate using it now I avoid it at all costs

[hard lintel]

i will probably get the vulcan before the DB11 cus of the daily car loot

and get the DB11 as a colectors item

[neat river]

this boi doesnt want to open

[mint ivy]

I never used DB11 😂

[hard lintel]

darn thou

get porsche cayman gt4 or 918 spyder for a porsche car. will help more for porsche season in chapter 4

[nocturne frost]

Yeah Vulcan is a decent car to start you in a class. I remember the early seasons of world wide release Vulcan dominated mp back then

[dry warren]

Play this game .. it’s fun lol

[hard lintel]

whut is that

[mint ivy]

@dry warren No #🪄・off-topic here please

[hard lintel]

plus, downgrading the Vulcan to an A-class beginer is just sad

[plain pumice]

I hadn’t played ark in a long time

[hard lintel]

at least i can use it

[plain pumice]

I can only do mobile

[dry warren]

@plain pumice it’s fun

[hard lintel]

i windows

[plain pumice]

Ik

Got bored and all my friends quit

And I got used to god mode

[hard lintel]

god mode?

[plain pumice]

Nice giga btw

[hard lintel]

giga what

[plain pumice]

@hard lintel unlimited raw resources

[hard lintel]

for what

[plain pumice]

Giga is a top tier Dino in ark survival evolved

Brb

[mint ivy]

NO #🪄・off-topic HERE

[hard lintel]

dis for A9

[dry warren]

Sorry .. @mint ivy are you mod now ?

[shadow gale]

wait u don;t have fenyr @plain pumice ?

[plain pumice]

@austere leaf why did you DC? i was going to let you win, i owed you one

[mint ivy]

@dry warren Now? 🤔

[dry warren]

Yes 👀

[hard lintel]

A9 stuff

[plush drift]

Was that a buegautte i saw above

[rugged inlet]

Wow you’ve been making out so much killer

Missing*

Why is autocorrect high today

[shadow gale]

@rugged inlet hey driverdriver

[rugged inlet]

Hi

[mint ivy]

@dry warren I was since the beginning

[rugged inlet]

I mean I changed name you might know

[dry warren]

Hmm ok

[austere leaf]

@plain pumice gg

[hard lintel]

uhhhhh

[plush drift]

Someone wanna play mp for me ios

Have fun

[rugged inlet]

No

[wooden raptor]

Alright, @hard lintel has been warned for 'Posted a link'.

[rugged inlet]

There no fun in mp

There’s

[plush drift]

Events then

[rugged inlet]

Ai are not fun

[plush drift]

Just go and fool around and spam kds

I’m already top 500

[rugged inlet]

Oh revenge time I see

[pine kite]

I am partly casual this season, grinding wore me out

[plush drift]

Top 50

[hard lintel]

don't use a different car than the car you are trying to unlock/star up in car hunts

[shadow gale]

yeey

i need 2 to unlock corvette

[plush drift]

How cute

[shadow gale]

and i am broke

[hard lintel]

@plush drift bully

[neat river]

how to fix the opening then closing error on windows 10

[shadow gale]

-_-

[plush drift]

No

[rugged inlet]

Yea we rich ppl have 4-5*

[pine kite]

I am only going for Legend League for the tokens. Nothing else

[plush drift]

Just fun

[hard lintel]

there is no answer here for that @neat river

[neat river]

a

no answer?

[mint ivy]

@neat river Try to reinstall

[neat river]

a lot of ppl had that error

[pine kite]

^

[neat river]

i reinstalled it and nothing

[hard lintel]

im lucky

it hasnt come to me yet

[pine kite]

Really? Have you tried clearing out the cache on your computer too?

[plain pumice]

@shadow gale don’t expect too much from a guy who stops at platinum

[hard lintel]

no

[neat river]

at the fist try it was working,at the second one

ded

[mint ivy]

@neat river Is it showing any error code?

[shadow gale]

@plain pumice lol

[neat river]

no

[hard lintel]

itll probably start once i unlock shelby gt350

[neat river]

it closes and no error code

[austere leaf]

@plain pumice nice kd)))

[plain pumice]

@austere leaf hahahah

karma

[austere leaf]

he deserved

yeah

[neat river]

also how do i quit fullscreen in pc?

[plain pumice]

i saw he f ed you over at start

[pine kite]

Try that. If you need a reliable program, install CCleaner, it's free. You can also choose what to analyze and remove cache from specific applications

[austere leaf]

yes some b..ch style

[nocturne frost]

@neat river delete win32👀

[neat river]

win32...

it doesnt was system32

[pine kite]

@nocturne frost Fail

[nocturne frost]

No just messing with you don't do it

[neat river]

Ik

Welp,rip my a9

[nocturne frost]

It will brick your windows install

[pine kite]

I would laugh if someone actually deletes System 32....

[neat river]

the error occurs with every game that I download in windows store

Maybe I need to reinstall it or something?

[pine kite]

@neat river Now that's strange. Check to see if there are any system updates

[neat river]

Ok

[pine kite]

Or do a restart of your computer after that

Sometimes, computers act up if they don't shut down after a few days

[plush drift]

Pc headache 101

[plain pumice]

@austere leaf i gave you 5 second head start, but i played horrible myself 😂

[pine kite]

Basic troubleshooting. It's my real life job lol

[plush drift]

Wow

Seems i need to be technically informed then

[nocturne frost]

@pine kite I do that as a side hustle 👍